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[ Crow caws ]
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Frankie: Ah, high school,that carefree time in your life
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when the stress of the realworld seems miles away--
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at least, it used to be.
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Ow! Ohh! Hand cramp.
Hand cramp!
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Sue, put that stuff away
and get ready for school.
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Mom, I am a junior now.
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It is not about high school
anymore. It's about college.
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I have been working
on this scholarship essay
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since 4:00 AM.
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Since when are you interested
in studying American Forestry?
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Hey, for 50 bucks, I will study
anything they want me to.
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I am also applying for
the local Al-Anon scholarship.
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I have to write an essay
about my hardships
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and how I've overcome them.
[ Gasps ]
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Speaking of, would you guys
describe yourselves
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as more escapist drinkers
or panic drinkers?
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Escapist, definitely.
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Now let's go.
You can do this after school.
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N-- I can't.
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I'm picking up extra shifts
at Spudsy's for my college fund.
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Then, I'm studying
for the SATs.
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Then, I am doing
community service
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at the Orson Senior Center
cutting up meat for old people.
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I'm sorry, but I have to be
assiduous right now.
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I've been getting
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the SAT word of the day
on my computer.
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How lugubrious is that?
[ Laughs ]
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[ Gasps ] Oh, wait, mm.
I used that wrong.
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I just cannot find the hidden
bunny in this urban scene.
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It's on top of the stoplight.
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Oh. Well...
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I just don't know
why business is so slow lately.
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Why aren't more people
coming in?
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Maybe I should have gone
with Inspector Plaque Hound
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instead of Dr. Shiny Tooth
on the reminder cards.
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You did send those out, right?
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Did I?
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Did I?
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Frankie, I need
you to reorder mint floss,
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blue water for the spit sink,
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and send out
these reminder cards.
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[ Chuckles ]
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They're really the lifeblood
of our industry.
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Got it, got it, got it.
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You know...
[ Sighs ]
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come to think of it,
Dr. Shiny Tooth
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was kind of menacing
for a reminder card.
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[ Sighs ] Darn it.
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That is a mistake
from which I may not recover.
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Well, I'm gonna take Colin Firth
out for a poopie.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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All right.
Have a good one.
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[ Sighs ]
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Brick, you can't let
this math teacher get you down.
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It's not just math.
It's... everything.
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Middle school is hard.
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Never mind.
I'll be fine.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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What did you say to my kid?
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Who? Brick?
Nothing.
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I just said,
"Are you going in?"
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- What did he say?
- He didn't answer.
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Don't do that anymore.
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I wasn't being mean.
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He's having a hard-enough day
as it is, all right?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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What's up, ladies?
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Dude, Olson, what happened?
You're huge.
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Yeah, it looks like
you ate Skinny Olson.
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Yeah, well, Coach gave us
that big speech
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that if we want to
play next year,
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we got to bulk up, remember?
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Yeah, but we're not
getting weighed in
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until right before
Spring Scrimmage.
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[ Chuckles ]
Which is next week.
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[ Gasps, sighs ]
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[ Sighs ]
I got to buy a calendar.
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[ Whistling ]
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That'll be $47.
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What? Why?
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'Cause you only got six points
left on your card.
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But I thought the meal plan
was, like, unlimited.
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Well, it's, like, not.
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Everybody gets 2,000 points,
and you're down to 6.
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And you got three.
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- What?
- What?
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How did that happen?
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Tater ball!
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Welcome to
Ice Cream Castle City.
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Population-- yum.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey.
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[ Gasps ]
Mom, be careful!
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That is my essay for the
American Patriot Scholarship.
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I know I am gonna get that one.
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No one loves America
more than me.
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[ Laughs ] And, here,
check out my title--
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"Why I'm An Ameri-Can
And Not An Ameri-Can't--
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AKA red, white, and Sue."
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Well, that's great, Sue,
but I'm gonna need some room.
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I got to fill out
300 reminder cards and mail them
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before Dr. Goodwin finds out
I'm horrible at my job.
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But, mom, this is my work area.
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- [ Sighs ]
- Fine, fine.
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Here, you can have
from the mustard stain
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to where
Axl wrote "Fart."
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[ Door closes ]
Thank you.
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Hey.
How was your day?
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Mm, better than Brick's.
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When I dropped him off
this morning,
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this older girl
started messing with him.
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What do you mean,
"messing with him"?
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Uh, you know, making fun of him,
holding the door shut
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so he couldn't get
in the building.
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So, I got out of the car,
had a little chat with her.
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You got out of your car?
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Yeah. It was the wrong day
to mess with my kid.
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[ Sighs ] Oh, no. What did
you say? What did you do?
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Nothing. It was good.
It was fine.
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Let's just say she got the message.
[ Door closes ]
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Dad, why did you
bully my friend this morning?
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Wait, what?
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My friend said you bullied her.
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- You have a friend?
- Yeah, her name is Piper.
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She says you got out of the car
and were mean to her.
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- [ Sighs ]
- Well, 'cause she was being mean to you.
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Could you guys keep it down?
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You are being so...
obstreperous.
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No, it looked like
she was holding the door
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so you couldn't
get in the building.
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No, we were just goofing around.
She's my friend.
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[ Both sigh ]
Well, I'm sorry, Brick.
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In my defense,
you talking to someone your age
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does not exactly
scream "friend."
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I was trying to help.
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Well, now
the whole school thinks
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my dad has to protect me
from a girl.
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So, thanks for the help.
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- Oh, hey, Mrs. Heck.
- Hey, Hutch.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, it's dead week at school,
and we don't have any classes.
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Hey! This is
not a social visit.
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If you're flapping your gums,
there better be food in them.
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May I help you?
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We got to put on beaucoup
poundage by next Wednesday,
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or we're not gonna
make the team next year,
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which means no scholarship,
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which means you can kiss
your golden goose goodbye.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Axl, stop it!
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Stop it!
What are you doing?!
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You are getting
squeezy cheese all over
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my Kickin' It Teen Style
SAT Super Study Buddy Guide.
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What are you
freaking out about?
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It is so easy
to get into college.
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All you got to do
is be awesome.
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Oh, wait. [ Winces ] I get it now.
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Hey, dad. So...
[ Sighs ]
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I was just wondering
when you were gonna apologize.
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I already told you I was sorry.
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No, not to me--
to Piper.
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I was thinking you could
do it at school tomorrow.
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We have a free period
between 10:20 and 10:40
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so the teachers can smoke.
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Uh, Brick, I really don't think
that's a good idea.
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W-why not?
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I mean, you made her
feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah, well, she's gonna feel
even more uncomfortable
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when a nine-foot man shows up
outside her science class.
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But don't you always say,
"When you make a mistake,
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you should look a person
in the eye and apologize"?
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Yeah, and that's true,
but in this situation,
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I don't think going back
to the school's a good idea.
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Trust me--
I think it's better we just
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cut bait
and call this one a day.
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Mm.
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"Trains A and B are traveling
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in the same direction
on parallel tracks."
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Axl: - [ Grunting ] 66, 67, 68...
- "Train A is traveling
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- at 60 miles per hour, and train B
is traveling at 70." - ...69, 70, 71...
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[ Grunts ]
...72--
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Axl, I am
trying to concentrate.
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Okay, "Train B
is traveling 12 minutes behind."
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Frankie: - 9-8-7...
- [ Grunting ] 14.
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- "If train B is 15 minutes behind--"
- 15.
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- No, wait. No, no-- 12.
- Four...
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- Mom! Help.
- [ Grunting ]
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It's impossible to do math
while they're doing that.
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Listen, I just addressed
a reminder card
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to a train
going 60 miles an hour,
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so why don't you all pipe down?
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And who took my almonds?
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That is my brain food.
[ Gasps ]
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Axl, do not touch my brain food,
or I will end you!
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Dude, what happened
to your sister?
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She used to be so nice.
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[ Grunting ]
It's the whole house.
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Happened ever since
I went to college.
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Clearly, I was the one
keeping everyone happy.
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I am serious, Axl.
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- You stay away from my study food.
- [ Sighs ] Relax.
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It's not like you're gonna get
into college anyway.
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You'll probably end up
getting a job at the quarry.
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[ Sniffs ] Dad will stick you
down some deep mine shaft,
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and you'll never come out.
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[ Chuckles ] But don't worry.
You won't be alone.
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You'll probably meet a mole man
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and have
half-man-half-mole kids.
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You are an odious
and repugnant individual!
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[ Almonds clatter ]
Eh.
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All right.
Time for a weigh-in.
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[ Both grunt ]
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[ Sighs ]
What?
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It says I only gained
half a pound.
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What?
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It says I lost a pound.
I'm getting skinnier.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
Okay.
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We're obviously burning
way too many calories, so...
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[ Snaps fingers ]
New strategy.
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No physical activity
of any kind.
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We just ride the couch and eat.
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[ Sighs ]
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So, six monthsafter my boss asked me,
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I finally gotall the reminder cards mailed.
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Unfortunately, I forgot stamps.
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[ Whistling ]
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- Just a minute!
- Frankie?
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Yeah, um... don't come in.
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Why not?
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Because, uh...
I have a surprise for you.
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Oh, I love surprises!
Unless you're robbing me.
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That happened once.
I did not like that.
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[ Laughs ]
That is so funny!
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[ Laughs ]
It made me fall down.
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It's gonna take me a minute
to get up.
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Hang on.
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[ Sighs ]
Okay, you can come in.
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So... what did you get me?
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I... wrote a song for you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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That's amazing!
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I wrote a song for you, too.
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But I thought you might
think it was weird.
246
00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:43,337
- [ Laughs ]
- [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah?
247
00:09:43,623 --> 00:09:44,275
[ TV chatter ]
[ Knock on door ]
248
00:09:44,362 --> 00:09:45,420
Mike: Yeah?
249
00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:48,668
Hey, dad.
250
00:09:48,751 --> 00:09:49,856
Hey. [ Sniffs ]
251
00:09:50,269 --> 00:09:51,537
Don't tell your brother
I have these.
252
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:52,917
Mm. So,
it's all set up.
253
00:09:54,253 --> 00:09:56,126
What's all set up?
254
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,402
Well, you said you didn't want
to apologize to Piper at school,
255
00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:00,324
so she's agreed
to meet you in the park.
256
00:10:00,465 --> 00:10:01,094
What?
257
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,815
She can meet you tomorrow
at 4:00 by the swing set.
258
00:10:03,941 --> 00:10:05,864
It might be nice
if you bring her some candy.
259
00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:07,561
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
260
00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:09,622
Well, you said
you were gonna apologize.
261
00:10:09,722 --> 00:10:11,432
You agreed you made a mistake.
262
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,424
Yeah, I made a mistake,
263
00:10:12,556 --> 00:10:14,228
but meeting a 12-year-old girl
in the park
264
00:10:14,342 --> 00:10:18,113
would be...
really uncomfortable...
265
00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,020
and possibly illegal.
266
00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:20,712
But don't you always say,
267
00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,649
"When you make a mistake,
you should own up to it,
268
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,911
no matter how uncomfortable
it makes you"?
269
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,360
Yeah, I do say that.
270
00:10:26,452 --> 00:10:27,587
But sometimes in life,
it's better
271
00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,100
just to let things go and know
that you learned something.
272
00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:32,350
That you shouldn't
pick on innocent girls?
273
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,407
I was actually thinking,
"Next time you miss the bus,
274
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:37,729
you should walk to school,"
but yours is good, too.
275
00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:38,738
Hmm.
276
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:41,764
[ Door closes ]
277
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:53,933
Dude.
278
00:10:54,401 --> 00:10:56,387
If I eat one more thing,
I'm gonna explode.
279
00:10:56,765 --> 00:10:57,926
[ Sighs ]
We have to.
280
00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,710
We're athletes.
[ Groans ]
281
00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:02,061
This is it!
282
00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:04,716
I got a letter from the
Patriotism Scholarship people!
283
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:05,591
Oh!
284
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,241
[ Gasps, inhales deeply ]
285
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,355
In my hand, I hold
the first piece of the puzzle
286
00:11:10,444 --> 00:11:14,073
that will send me on my journey
to a higher education.
287
00:11:14,163 --> 00:11:16,274
Oh, boy, honey.
Fingers crossed!
288
00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:22,461
"Dear Sue, due
to the record-high number
289
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,441
of submissions"--
They had so many submissions--
290
00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,373
"...we regret to inform you
291
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,091
that despite
your wonderful essay"--
292
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,697
They loved my essay--
"...we are unable
293
00:11:32,736 --> 00:11:34,115
to offer you a scholarship
294
00:11:34,201 --> 00:11:37,910
but look forward
to you trying again next year"!
295
00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:40,545
They look forward to me
trying again next year!
296
00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:42,075
Just give her a minute.
297
00:11:42,684 --> 00:11:43,836
Wait.
298
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:46,452
No!
299
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,834
No!
300
00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:50,403
No!
301
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:54,391
[ Gasps ]
I'm so perturbed!
302
00:11:54,753 --> 00:11:56,440
So, how was school?
303
00:11:56,531 --> 00:11:58,046
Things getting better
with that math teacher?
304
00:11:58,221 --> 00:11:59,615
It wasn't so bad today.
305
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:02,241
Oh, by the way, you were right
about the park thing.
306
00:12:02,325 --> 00:12:03,324
Piper's parents
thought it was weird
307
00:12:03,409 --> 00:12:04,982
that you wanted to
meet her there, too.
308
00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:06,508
I didn't.
309
00:12:07,058 --> 00:12:09,060
W-- y-you told
her parents that?
310
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,396
Yeah, I told them
all about it--
311
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:12,569
how you scared her
and made her feel uncomfortable.
312
00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,042
[ Sighs ] Brick, why?
313
00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:18,196
I had to so you could figure out
a place to apologize.
314
00:12:18,298 --> 00:12:19,751
- [ Sighs ]
- I really got out in front of it.
315
00:12:19,835 --> 00:12:20,530
Piper's parents felt
316
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,087
they need to be present
when you talk to her,
317
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,833
so I suggested we all meet
at The Spaghetti Station.
318
00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:27,071
I don't want to meet these
people at The Spaghetti Station.
319
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,884
I don't want to
meet these people at all!
320
00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:30,314
What the hell is going on here?
321
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,029
This whole thing has escalated
way out of control.
322
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,088
If it helps, we're
on a waiting list for a booth.
323
00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:43,269
The next time
you make a friend...
324
00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:44,712
tell me.
325
00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:47,712
Hey, Sue.
326
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:48,703
Not now, mom.
327
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,749
Now that I've lost the
American Patriot Scholarship,
328
00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,555
I am gonna have to
really buckle down.
329
00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:54,921
I mean, if I can't get that,
what can I get?
330
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,942
I am gonna have to
literally canvass Indiana
331
00:12:57,022 --> 00:12:58,250
with applications
and hope to God
332
00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,412
th something comes through
because I am desperate.
333
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,302
[ Gasps ]
Speaking of which,
334
00:13:01,374 --> 00:13:03,001
is there any chance
we're part Choctaw?
335
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:04,963
Sue, take a breath.
336
00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:07,095
- You are freaking yourself out.
- [ Breathing heavily ]
337
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,450
Listen, our insurance doesn't
cover stress-related issues.
338
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:10,536
I've tried.
339
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:14,066
And that is why I have splurged
on this groupon
340
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:16,709
valid Monday through Wednesday,
holidays excluded,
341
00:13:16,799 --> 00:13:19,476
for the Heavenly Springs Hot Spa
down in Jasper.
342
00:13:19,585 --> 00:13:22,845
That's right-- you and me
and a tub full of bubbles.
343
00:13:23,332 --> 00:13:24,772
Are you crazy?!
344
00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:27,100
I can't go to a spa.
[ Sniffs ]
345
00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:28,442
I have to study for my ACTs,
346
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,298
plus I'm gonna have to find
a new service project
347
00:13:30,396 --> 00:13:34,090
because I cut up the meat wrong,
and I choked an old person.
348
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,545
Honey, come on.
349
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:38,128
I am really starting
to worry about you.
350
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:40,706
We'll go for a couple of hours,
just you and me,
351
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,542
a-a-and all this crap will
still be here when we get back.
352
00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:44,623
I don't know, mom.
353
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,268
Trust me. It'll be great.
354
00:13:46,345 --> 00:13:48,274
We'll unwind,
soak in the hot tub,
355
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:50,811
and just enjoy
the beauty and serenity
356
00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:53,763
of the Heavenly Springs Hot Spa.
357
00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:56,794
[ Coughs ]
Okay.
358
00:13:57,221 --> 00:13:59,485
No smoking.
Do not go under the water.
359
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,399
And you got to wear your suits
at all times.
360
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,564
[ Snorts ]
Are either one of you pregnant?
361
00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:04,579
[ Chuckles ]
362
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,678
That's sweet of you to ask,
but no.
363
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:08,179
Mm. All right,
here's your towels.
364
00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:12,339
Uh, gonna need a $2 deposit
and a, you know,
365
00:14:12,431 --> 00:14:13,994
driver's license or a bus pass.
366
00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:15,142
[ Snorts ]
367
00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:17,693
All right. [ Clears throat ] Thanks.
368
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,843
All right,
your two hours start now.
369
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,348
[ Hot tub gurgling ]
370
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,550
Well, this is nice, huh?
371
00:14:37,315 --> 00:14:38,570
Ooh!
[ Chuckles ]
372
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,149
It's chillier than I expected.
373
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:43,406
[ Chuckles ] I-I think
there's a warm jet here.
374
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,214
Yeah. No,
that's really heating up.
375
00:14:45,294 --> 00:14:46,550
Come on, Sue.
Let's just jump in.
376
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,362
Mom, I don't think
you completely comprehend
377
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,261
the amount of work that I have.
378
00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:53,100
I-I just keep thinking about
every second that I am wasting.
379
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,625
Sue, you have your whole life
380
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,457
to turn
into a stressed-out mess.
381
00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:57,343
Trust me.
382
00:14:57,436 --> 00:14:58,361
Now, come on--
I know this isn't
383
00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:00,976
exactly what we pictured,
but let's enjoy it.
384
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:01,935
We haven't even gotten
385
00:15:02,049 --> 00:15:04,061
our bountiful
hors d'oeuvre platter yet.
386
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:05,601
[ Door creaks ]
387
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,883
Here's your
complimentary cheese platter.
388
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:08,840
[ Sighs ]
389
00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:11,619
Do you guys mind
doubling up on a fork?
390
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:12,586
Frankie:
Are you sure that's it?
391
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:15,477
'Cause we paid
for the $15.99 Deluxe Package.
392
00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:18,051
Right. Yep.
[ Sighs ]
393
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,765
And... there you go.
394
00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:24,818
All right. Deluxe.
395
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,252
[ Grunts ]
396
00:15:27,612 --> 00:15:29,702
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
397
00:15:29,783 --> 00:15:31,057
[ Door slams ]
398
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,317
[ Both laughing ]
399
00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:40,475
[ Italian music plays ]
400
00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:45,818
So, you can imagine
our concern when we heard
401
00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:47,346
that you harassed our daughter
402
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,631
and then wanted to
meet her in the park.
403
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,789
So, should we start
with some appetizers?
404
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:55,584
Listen, I-I completely
understand your concern.
405
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:57,294
But I think once I explain
the situation,
406
00:15:57,386 --> 00:15:58,704
we can clear this up
pretty quick.
407
00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:00,322
See, when I dropped Brick off
at school,
408
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:01,774
he was already having
a bad morning.
409
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,952
And when I saw him talking
to your daughter,
410
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,077
I misread the situation.
411
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,554
It-- it looked like
she was giving him a hard time,
412
00:16:08,642 --> 00:16:12,372
so I-I went,
and I... talked to her.
413
00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:14,882
And, really, that's...
all there is to it.
414
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:16,580
Oh, dad, you forgot the part
where you touched her.
415
00:16:16,697 --> 00:16:17,977
- Huh?
- You touched her?
416
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,027
Mm-hmm.
417
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:21,938
I didn't... touch her.
N-not touch.
418
00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:24,172
I-I-I patted her.
419
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,265
You know, like--
420
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,624
[ Sighs ]
And the point is...
421
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:31,764
I already felt bad about Brick,
422
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:34,705
so, like I said,
I misread the situation,
423
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,301
a-and, for that,
I apologize.
424
00:16:38,076 --> 00:16:41,650
Well... don't tell us.
Tell Piper.
425
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,957
D-did Piper not hear
what I just said?
426
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:47,706
Ooh, how about we get some
garlic knots for the table?
427
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:48,833
Piper.
428
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,694
Yes?
429
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:53,976
I'm sorry I got out of my car
and confronted you.
430
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,835
I misread the situation.
431
00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:58,458
- Okay?
- [ Sighing ] I guess.
432
00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,853
You guess?
433
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,674
I wasn't even
being mean to him.
434
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,987
I just don't get
why you were mean to me.
435
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:07,340
Because
I misread the situation.
436
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,353
It's just I was
talking to my friends,
437
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,460
and you embarrassed me
in front of them.
438
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:13,332
That kind of thing
can stay with you.
439
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:15,308
I--
440
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:16,907
I know.
441
00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:19,803
That's why I apologized--
twice.
442
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,866
You know,
when an adult confronts you,
443
00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:23,378
it can be kind of scary.
444
00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:24,243
I know it's scary.
445
00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:25,605
That's why I'm sitting
at a Spaghetti Station
446
00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,699
apologizing when I should be
sitting at work.
447
00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,469
- Why are you yelling?
- I'm not yelling!
448
00:17:29,597 --> 00:17:31,575
I'm yelling because you refuse
to listen to me,
449
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,950
and you apparently
don't have any idea
450
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,188
how to accept an apology.
451
00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,109
When someone says,
"I'm sorry," you say, "Okay."
452
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,049
That's how an apology goes.
453
00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:41,657
Well, you tried.
454
00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:43,602
And you always say,
455
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,073
"If you try your hardest,
that's the best you can do."
456
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:51,825
Okay. This one I call
the twisted dolphin.
457
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,466
Ooh, head above water!
Head above the water!
458
00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:54,758
- [ Laughs ]
- Whoo.
459
00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:57,664
Hey, maybe I'll get a
scholarship for water ballet.
460
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:58,899
[ Laughing ]
Oh, yeah.
461
00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,256
[ Both laugh ]
See, Sue?
462
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:02,130
This is what I'm talking about.
463
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,059
No 17-year-old kid
should be
464
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,843
stressing out the way
you've been lately.
465
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:07,958
There's plenty of time for that
466
00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,365
when you're destroying
your boss's dental business.
467
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:11,520
[ Chuckles ]
468
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,299
[ Chuckles ]
Mm-hmm.
469
00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:15,861
- Mmm.
- Ahh.
470
00:18:15,923 --> 00:18:17,178
You know what's funny?
471
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,356
You are the complete
opposite of Axl.
472
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:23,634
I swear, that kid
never worried about college.
473
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,123
I mean, I had to stay on him
474
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,772
to make sure
every little thing got done.
475
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:30,090
But you-- I mean,
you're always pushing yourself.
476
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,830
That's because I have to.
477
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,304
I mean, it's just hard for me.
478
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:37,207
I mean, I-I'm not
super-smart like Brick.
479
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,698
I'm not an athlete like Axl.
480
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,034
I mean, yeah,
I-I've made a couple of teams,
481
00:18:42,147 --> 00:18:43,816
but I don't know
if you know this.
482
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,037
Some of them
I made by accident.
483
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:49,005
I am just right in the middle.
484
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:52,231
I'm the middle in my grades,
the middle on teams,
485
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:56,090
the middle child...
the middle everything.
486
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,912
If I were on
the college admissions board,
487
00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,718
why would I pick me?
488
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,881
I don't stand out in any way.
489
00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:04,411
I am completely average.
490
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,750
Sue... listen to me.
491
00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:10,446
You know how much
I worry about you?
492
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,625
This much.
You know why?
493
00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:15,046
Because you have something
494
00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:17,911
I have never seen
in any other person.
495
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,300
When stuff happens to you,
you bounce.
496
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:23,712
Really?
497
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:26,721
Yeah.
And that's huge.
498
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:30,249
It's something I've always
admired about you.
499
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:33,177
Now, listen, I'm not saying
everything comes easy for you.
500
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,089
If it did,
you wouldn't be my kid.
501
00:19:35,286 --> 00:19:38,064
But the one thing I do know is
502
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:41,698
that you have
so many amazing qualities
503
00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:45,525
that can't be measured
by the SATs.
504
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:47,504
Do you know what I am, mom?
505
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:48,308
Hmm?
506
00:19:48,644 --> 00:19:51,996
I am indefatigable.
507
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,638
Yes, you are.
508
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:57,373
[ Plastic taps ]
509
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:00,896
- Hmm?
- Ah.
510
00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,349
[ Laughs ]
511
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:07,047
Yep. Every day with your kidsis an adventure.
512
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,528
Sometimes, they frustrate you.
513
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,671
You know,
when you think about it,
514
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,403
this whole thing started
because of my mean math teacher.
515
00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:16,003
I think you two should talk.
516
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,397
I'll set it up.
517
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,710
Sometimes, they inspire you.
518
00:20:21,903 --> 00:20:24,155
I got the Optimist's
Scholarship!
519
00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,585
It's for $100!
520
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:28,718
[ Gasps ] I can't believe
they picked me.
521
00:20:28,815 --> 00:20:31,048
Aah! The world
is such a special place.
522
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:33,077
I can hardly wait
for the next moment!
523
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:35,625
And sometimes, they eat youout of house and home.
524
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,595
I feel so much stronger now
that we put on all that weight.
525
00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:38,715
Man: - Hut, hut, hike!
- Oh, we're gonna be unstoppable.
526
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,509
[ Players grunt ]
[ Both groan ]
527
00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:42,096
[ Whistle blows ]
528
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,652
But at the end of the day,it's all...
529
00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:47,401
Well, there's a word for it.
530
00:20:47,505 --> 00:20:48,922
Never mind. I'll ask Sue.
531
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:50,960
But it's all good.
532
00:21:02,544 --> 00:21:03,877
It's good to see you,
Mrs. Parker.
533
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:06,257
Well, I would have
been here sooner.
534
00:21:06,357 --> 00:21:08,579
But for some reason,
I never got my--
535
00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:09,918
[ Muffled ]
...reminder.
536
00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:11,552
Wow. [ Chuckles ]
537
00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:13,832
- She went out fast, huh?
- Oh. [ Chuckles ]
538
00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,860
Well, hey, now that she's under,
I guess we have time
539
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,947
to sing those songs
we wrote for each other.
540
00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:18,985
I'll start.
541
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:22,220
Frankie, oh, Heck
542
00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:25,210
the things you do
for this office
543
00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:26,732
- [ Chuckles ]
-
Frankie
544
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:31,143
you bet you're helping
everyone of us
545
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:32,300
There's more...
546
00:21:32,301 --> 00:21:36,815
from your typing and your
filing to your alphabetizing...
547
00:21:40,138 --> 00:21:45,660
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