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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,172 --> 00:00:02,606 Abby: Previous on "the L.A. Complex": 2 00:00:02,908 --> 00:00:04,024 Nick: Look, if you guys have any constructive criticism, 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,609 I'd love to hear it. 4 00:00:05,611 --> 00:00:07,110 You should quit. 5 00:00:07,112 --> 00:00:08,395 Nick: There's this girl I'm kind of in love with right now, 6 00:00:08,397 --> 00:00:10,397 But she wants to keep it casual. 7 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:11,782 The casual stuff, that's my bit. 8 00:00:11,784 --> 00:00:12,866 Uh, no it's not! 9 00:00:12,868 --> 00:00:13,900 We came up with that bit together 10 00:00:13,902 --> 00:00:15,268 When we were in bed! 11 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:16,737 I'm gonna burn your life down. 12 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:19,221 Connor: How come we're not good together? 13 00:00:19,223 --> 00:00:21,223 Raquel: Who says that? 14 00:00:21,225 --> 00:00:22,424 We do. 15 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:26,428 Kal: Look, I know I want youwith me. 16 00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:28,397 I want to build a life, just us. 17 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:29,932 Dynasty: Hey, Kal. 18 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:32,568 What the hell are you doing?! Kal?! 19 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:33,769 (shrieks) 20 00:00:33,771 --> 00:00:35,154 (violent punch) Faggot! 21 00:00:36,106 --> 00:00:38,223 Abby: Are you okay? Connor: Not really. 22 00:00:38,225 --> 00:00:41,410 Abby: What's wrong? Connor: I'm not good enough. 23 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:42,578 (flames crackle) 24 00:00:43,396 --> 00:00:45,114 (fire roars) 25 00:00:47,984 --> 00:00:50,235 ? Do this thing, this type of thing ? 26 00:00:50,237 --> 00:00:52,755 ? put a little money in this type of thing ? 27 00:00:52,757 --> 00:00:55,291 ? I've got nothing to worry about ? 28 00:00:55,293 --> 00:00:56,893 ? 29 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,601 ? Negative ? 30 00:01:05,603 --> 00:01:07,770 ? why always so negative? ? 31 00:01:07,772 --> 00:01:09,805 ? if you have problems ? 32 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:12,892 ? why don't you go solve them? ? 33 00:01:12,894 --> 00:01:14,727 ? Trouble seems ? 34 00:01:15,478 --> 00:01:17,696 ? trouble seems to follow you ? 35 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,065 ? Iit's always 'round you ? 36 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:23,035 ? like some thing you subscribe to ? 37 00:01:23,037 --> 00:01:24,737 ? be prepared ? 38 00:01:25,539 --> 00:01:27,439 ? There must be something in you ? 39 00:01:27,441 --> 00:01:29,792 ? turning boys to men ? 40 00:01:29,794 --> 00:01:33,162 ? and then back again ? 41 00:01:33,164 --> 00:01:35,447 ? Do this thing, this type of thing ? 42 00:01:40,421 --> 00:01:42,555 ? I've got nothing to worry about ? 43 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:43,639 Stohn: Have you lost your mind?! 44 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:44,673 Rook: He was defendin' himself! 45 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:45,858 Stohn: Defending himself? 46 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,209 You felt your life was being threatened, 47 00:01:47,211 --> 00:01:48,310 Is that it? 48 00:01:48,312 --> 00:01:49,461 Rook: The little queer tried to kiss him! 49 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:50,746 What'd he expect was gonna happen? 50 00:01:50,748 --> 00:01:52,297 Pretty sure he didn't expect that! 51 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:54,132 Rook: Well, you provoke a wild dog, you gonna get bit! 52 00:01:54,134 --> 00:01:55,901 Stohn: Mr. King's not a pit bull! 53 00:01:55,903 --> 00:01:57,736 He's a public figure with a criminal record 54 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:00,456 Who is currently out on parole in the state of california! 55 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:01,907 Rook: It's not like the kid is dead! 56 00:02:01,909 --> 00:02:03,325 If this kid talks to the cops, 57 00:02:03,327 --> 00:02:04,443 He's going back to jail. 58 00:02:04,445 --> 00:02:05,661 That's all there is to it! 59 00:02:05,663 --> 00:02:06,845 So we find him first, 60 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:08,364 And we make sure he knows what happens to people 61 00:02:08,366 --> 00:02:09,331 When they talk. 62 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,916 Absolutely not! 63 00:02:10,918 --> 00:02:12,451 Me and kal have been friends our whole lives, 64 00:02:12,453 --> 00:02:13,752 And been through a hell of a lot worse, 65 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:16,622 So I think I know how to make our little problem go away. 66 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:17,840 What are you going to do to this kid 67 00:02:17,842 --> 00:02:19,508 That you haven't already done?! 68 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:20,859 Don't answer that! 69 00:02:20,861 --> 00:02:22,878 We need to get him to sign a confidentiality agreement 70 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,096 And pay him off. 71 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:25,831 That's how we deal with this! 72 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,633 I'll find him. 73 00:02:27,635 --> 00:02:29,635 I strongly recommend you let me handle this. 74 00:02:29,637 --> 00:02:31,503 Kal, trust me, I got this. I'm telling you. 75 00:02:31,505 --> 00:02:33,672 I'm telling you! 76 00:02:33,674 --> 00:02:35,524 I'm gonna take care of it. 77 00:02:35,526 --> 00:02:37,660 ? nothing to worry about ? 78 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:40,446 sync and corrections by Bellows www.addic7ed.com 79 00:02:41,815 --> 00:02:43,065 (birds chirp) 80 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:49,238 (low hum of chatter) 81 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,575 Simon: Beth, look! 82 00:02:53,577 --> 00:02:54,793 Beth: That's not for us. 83 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:56,211 Simon: But I'm hungry though! 84 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:57,880 Beth: No. Get over it. 85 00:02:57,882 --> 00:02:58,964 Director: Help yourself. 86 00:02:58,966 --> 00:03:01,083 There's like 30 different muffins here. 87 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,217 Look, that's banana bacon. 88 00:03:02,219 --> 00:03:03,969 It's ridiculous. You need to try it. 89 00:03:03,971 --> 00:03:05,170 Yeah, what do they charge? 90 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:07,172 Five bucks for those muffins? 91 00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:08,173 No thanks. 92 00:03:08,175 --> 00:03:10,509 Yeah, no... Oh, you're serious! 93 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:11,810 No, no, this is- this is free. 94 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:13,228 No one's keeping track, really. 95 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,480 Help yourself. 96 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:15,681 Simon, I- 97 00:03:17,383 --> 00:03:18,734 You have my permission. 98 00:03:18,736 --> 00:03:19,935 Simon: (mouth full) Oh, this is so good! 99 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:21,904 Watch your fingers. 100 00:03:21,906 --> 00:03:23,055 Thanks. 101 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:24,440 Director: No problem. 102 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:26,442 Have a good one. 103 00:03:27,777 --> 00:03:30,395 Can you eat some fruit? 104 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:41,206 Eddie: So that's it? 105 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:43,075 We're gonna miss you around here. 106 00:03:43,077 --> 00:03:45,044 I'm gonna miss you guys too. 107 00:03:45,046 --> 00:03:46,244 Who knows, I might be back. 108 00:03:46,246 --> 00:03:48,681 Eddie: I hope not! 109 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:50,516 For her sake. For your sake, I mean! 110 00:03:50,518 --> 00:03:52,417 I'm sorry; that came out wrong. 111 00:03:52,419 --> 00:03:54,586 You know what I mean. 112 00:03:55,388 --> 00:03:57,756 I'm proud of you though. You did it, 113 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,358 And you did it on your own terms. 114 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:02,728 Alicia: Yeah. 115 00:04:05,098 --> 00:04:06,565 Aw, geez. 116 00:04:07,817 --> 00:04:09,618 You okay? 117 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,204 (tearful) I'm going to be. 118 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:15,374 You take care of yourself, okay? 119 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,444 (tearful) are you sure you're gonna be okay without me? 120 00:04:19,446 --> 00:04:21,279 No. 121 00:04:21,281 --> 00:04:23,882 (sighs sadly) Bye, Nick. 122 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:25,884 Bye. 123 00:04:29,956 --> 00:04:31,924 (car door opens) 124 00:04:32,892 --> 00:04:35,577 And, hey, don't do anything I wouldn't do. 125 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:36,979 (laughs) 126 00:04:36,981 --> 00:04:39,314 (car starts up) 127 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:47,906 (cell phone chirps) 128 00:04:48,641 --> 00:04:49,691 Nick: Hello? 129 00:04:49,693 --> 00:04:50,826 Hey, Nick, I gotta talk to you. 130 00:04:50,828 --> 00:04:51,777 Scott: (on phone) Is this Nick Wagner? 131 00:04:51,779 --> 00:04:52,978 Nick: Yeah. Scott: This is Scott Cray. 132 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:55,197 I saw your set last night for the Montreal festival 133 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:56,248 And budd gave me your number. 134 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,282 Okay. 135 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:58,667 Nick, it's important. I just... 136 00:04:58,669 --> 00:04:59,918 Scott: Listen, we're putting together a writing room 137 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,036 For a new late-night talk show 138 00:05:01,038 --> 00:05:03,088 And I was wondering, do you have a packet? 139 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:05,124 Uh, like a... Like a writer's packet? 140 00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:07,259 It's for a writers room, so that's what I'd bring, 141 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:08,577 But I don't want to clip your wings. 142 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,928 I have a writer's packet. Of course I do. 143 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,630 Eddie: Nick, it's important. 144 00:05:11,632 --> 00:05:13,498 Scott: Great! I've left a drive-on for you at the Jefferson lot. 145 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,516 Come on by in a couple hours. 146 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:15,884 Nick: Seriously?! 147 00:05:15,886 --> 00:05:17,553 Scott: No, no, Nick, this whole call is a lie. 148 00:05:17,555 --> 00:05:18,637 Yeah, I like to play elaborate practical jokes 149 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:20,606 on people I've never met before. 150 00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:22,975 You know, that thing that no one does. 151 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:24,109 Couple of hours, I'll be there. 152 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:25,310 Scott: All right, already regretting it. 153 00:05:25,312 --> 00:05:26,278 Okay. 154 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,230 - Nick. - Yes, what?! 155 00:05:28,232 --> 00:05:29,565 You gotta pay more rent. 156 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:30,732 What? Why? 157 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,035 You got two people living in your room. 158 00:05:33,037 --> 00:05:34,236 No I don't. 159 00:05:34,238 --> 00:05:36,905 Oh, you don't? (knocking) no. 160 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,209 Abby: Hey, what's up? 161 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:41,543 You know the rules, Nick; 162 00:05:41,545 --> 00:05:42,544 more occupants, more rent. 163 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:44,163 I want $400 more per month. 164 00:05:44,165 --> 00:05:45,530 Yeah, but we're not living together. 165 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:46,882 Abby: I'm just crashing here just for a little while. 166 00:05:46,884 --> 00:05:48,000 Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh! 167 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:49,551 Your commitment issues are not my concern, okay? 168 00:05:49,553 --> 00:05:51,336 You're-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu! 169 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:53,088 You both live here, you pay more rent, 170 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,256 get over it. 171 00:05:54,258 --> 00:05:56,008 I can't afford another $400 a month. 172 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,676 Abby: Eddie, I just booked a movie part, 173 00:05:57,678 --> 00:05:59,978 so I'm about to be hundreds of dollars richer. 174 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:04,333 Could you at least give us till the end of the week? 175 00:06:05,151 --> 00:06:06,151 You got a week to make the rent 176 00:06:06,153 --> 00:06:08,487 or else one of you has to leave. 177 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,990 Are we living together? 178 00:06:11,992 --> 00:06:13,408 Guess so? 179 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,776 (sighs) it's not too soon? 180 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:16,561 I actually need to have this conversation later. 181 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,614 Right now I have to figure out what a writer's packet is. 182 00:06:18,616 --> 00:06:21,867 I need a writer's packet and I don't know what it is. 183 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:23,285 Abby: A writer's packet. 184 00:06:24,237 --> 00:06:26,038 Raquel: Thanks for coming over. 185 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,874 Just... Let me get this out, okay? 186 00:06:30,743 --> 00:06:32,644 I'm pregnant, 187 00:06:33,796 --> 00:06:35,514 and it's yours, 188 00:06:36,516 --> 00:06:39,685 and I don't know what to do about it. 189 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,937 (knock at door) 190 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,057 (sighs) 191 00:06:50,647 --> 00:06:52,097 Hi. That's weird. 192 00:06:52,099 --> 00:06:53,232 Connor: Can I come in? 193 00:06:53,234 --> 00:06:54,432 Sure. 194 00:06:54,434 --> 00:06:56,768 - Everything all right? - My house burnt down. 195 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,937 What?! What happened?! 196 00:06:59,656 --> 00:07:02,658 - Bad wiring. - Are you okay? 197 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:04,409 Yeah, I never really liked that place anyway. 198 00:07:04,411 --> 00:07:06,712 No, no. Are you okay? 199 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:08,163 Yeah, I'm fine. I just was wondering 200 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:10,582 if I could crash here for a little bit? 201 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:11,667 Here? 202 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:13,502 Yeah, I don't really like the idea of a hotel. 203 00:07:13,504 --> 00:07:15,504 This is a hotel. 204 00:07:16,389 --> 00:07:17,472 You're right. 205 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:18,790 It's probably a terrible idea. 206 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:20,292 Sorry. Thanks for the drink. 207 00:07:20,294 --> 00:07:22,644 Raquel: Hey, hey, hey, hey! 208 00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:25,881 It's not that I don't want you to, okay? 209 00:07:25,883 --> 00:07:29,101 You just... Caught me off guard. 210 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:32,854 You and me, huh? 211 00:07:32,856 --> 00:07:37,142 Yeah. Be just like a sleepover... 212 00:07:37,144 --> 00:07:39,361 with fewer clothes. 213 00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:42,831 (exhales) 214 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:47,869 Maybe just for a little while. 215 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:50,989 Oh, come on, I'm injured. 216 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,592 (laughing) oh my god. 217 00:07:54,844 --> 00:07:56,545 (cell phone rings) 218 00:07:58,164 --> 00:07:59,798 Hello? 219 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,049 So, hi. 220 00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:02,684 Hi, Ron. 221 00:08:02,686 --> 00:08:04,469 Ron: I got you an audition today for that "saying grace" show. 222 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,305 It shoots this week, could be a good gig. 223 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:08,140 Abby: (weak chuckle) I can't this week, ron. 224 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:09,891 I'm doing that movie, remember? 225 00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:11,343 Ron: Oh, did I... 226 00:08:11,345 --> 00:08:13,845 I didn't call you about that? 227 00:08:13,847 --> 00:08:15,347 About what? 228 00:08:15,349 --> 00:08:17,515 Oh, Jacob Schwartzman's schedule's been pushed, 229 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:19,901 So the movie's been put on hold. 230 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:21,403 For how long? 231 00:08:21,405 --> 00:08:23,238 Uh, indefinitely. 232 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,540 Abby: No! Do I still get paid?! 233 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:28,193 Ron: Oh, I don't imagine so. 234 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:29,711 Abby: Ron, I really need the money. 235 00:08:29,713 --> 00:08:31,580 I'm kind of in a tight spot right now. 236 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:34,166 Ron: And that's why I got you the audition. 237 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:36,551 I'll email the sides to your email address. 238 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,387 (cell phone beeps off) 239 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:39,554 (under her breath) damn it. 240 00:08:39,556 --> 00:08:41,390 Is everything okay? 241 00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:44,259 Uh, yeah, no, everything's fine. Are you sure? 242 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:45,978 'cause it sounded like everything was not okay. 243 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:48,930 No, I'm just late for an audition. 244 00:08:48,932 --> 00:08:50,515 I'm still getting paid on Friday, right? 245 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,716 Absolutely! 246 00:08:55,908 --> 00:08:57,407 (car door shuts) 247 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:01,128 - Where is he? - Tariq? I don't know. 248 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:03,997 Did he not come into work? 249 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,467 Is everything all right? 250 00:09:07,469 --> 00:09:09,336 It's all good. 251 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:17,544 (knocking) 252 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:27,020 Tariq: I can't believe you came to the lux. 253 00:09:27,522 --> 00:09:30,406 It's so public. 254 00:09:38,783 --> 00:09:41,001 (laughing and playing) 255 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,321 An escape in every bite! 256 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,842 And eat it! 257 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:51,661 Eat the yogurt, kid! 258 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:54,181 (frustrated grunt) That's a cut. 259 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:55,799 Crew members: Okay, that's a cut. Okay, reset. 260 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,685 Oh, that main kid is really crashing and burning, huh? 261 00:09:58,687 --> 00:10:01,254 I get paid just to run around and play? 262 00:10:01,256 --> 00:10:03,690 I get to sit over there and get told what to do- 263 00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:06,610 Beth, we're making money! 264 00:10:06,612 --> 00:10:08,895 You're right. (zipping it sound) 265 00:10:08,897 --> 00:10:11,097 Director: You gotta eat it. That's the job, all right? 266 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:12,449 You say the line, you take a bite. 267 00:10:12,451 --> 00:10:14,901 Lead kid: But I can't eat dairy; I'm allergic. 268 00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,820 You're-it's an intolerance, not an allergy. 269 00:10:16,822 --> 00:10:18,572 He can eat it. He'll be fine. 270 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,273 Honey, we talked about this. 271 00:10:20,275 --> 00:10:22,242 But it makes me really sick! 272 00:10:22,244 --> 00:10:23,376 Yeah, maybe this is something you could have mentioned 273 00:10:23,378 --> 00:10:25,662 Before we hired him. Uh... 274 00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:27,330 Hey, craft table kid, you like eating, right? 275 00:10:27,332 --> 00:10:28,415 Can you say- 276 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:30,133 Simon: "an escape in every bite!" 277 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:31,885 Exactly! Okay. You... 278 00:10:32,786 --> 00:10:33,887 Beth: Uh, sorry, what are you doing? 279 00:10:33,889 --> 00:10:35,121 Mother: He can do it! 280 00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:36,122 Director: Take the rest of the day off, kid. 281 00:10:36,124 --> 00:10:37,507 Good, good. 282 00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:39,226 Okay, so when I say action, you're going to- 283 00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:40,760 Say the line, take a bite, 284 00:10:40,762 --> 00:10:42,262 And smile into the camera. 285 00:10:42,264 --> 00:10:43,263 Where have you been all day? 286 00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:45,565 I was over there. No, I know, I just- 287 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:46,933 Okay, let's just go real quick, people! 288 00:10:46,935 --> 00:10:48,435 Beth: Sorry, sorry. 289 00:10:48,437 --> 00:10:49,853 What is going on right now? 290 00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:50,937 Your brother's saving our ass 291 00:10:50,939 --> 00:10:51,988 and is about to make a lot more money, okay? 292 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:53,273 Beth: How much more? 293 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,774 Director: I dunno, double. Can we just talk about- 294 00:10:54,776 --> 00:10:56,142 Beth: No. No deal. 295 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,078 Beth, shut up! 296 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,980 You just said simon's about to save your ass. 297 00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:03,833 Seems to me that's worth at least... Triple, 298 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,835 don't you think? 299 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:07,504 Are you his sister or his agent? 300 00:11:07,506 --> 00:11:10,257 I'm whatever he needs me to be. 301 00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:11,541 Fine. Triple. 302 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:13,793 Can I shoot my commercial now, please? 303 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:15,328 Beth: Yeah. 304 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,713 Director: Let's go! 305 00:11:16,715 --> 00:11:19,766 Simon, don't screw this up for us, okay? 306 00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:21,685 Great pep talk. 307 00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:29,359 1st ad: Background! 308 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:30,560 Director: Camera! 309 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,529 Kids: (laugh and play) 310 00:11:32,531 --> 00:11:33,846 Director: Action! 311 00:11:33,848 --> 00:11:36,566 Simon: "an escape in every bite!" 312 00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:38,952 Director: Cut! Perfect! I wanna do one more! 313 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:42,956 (set chatter, kids laugh and shout) 314 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:55,585 Cheers, roomie. (glasses clink) 315 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:56,803 No. No? 316 00:11:57,705 --> 00:11:59,422 No. It's 10 a.M. 317 00:11:59,424 --> 00:12:01,891 I just don't feel like drinking. 318 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:02,842 Let's do something else. 319 00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:04,477 Okay. No. 320 00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,730 Something not here. 321 00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:09,516 Like what? 322 00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:11,685 I dunno. 323 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,104 You're about to be a big TV star. 324 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,822 Maybe we should go do something 325 00:12:15,824 --> 00:12:17,440 Before people start swarming you 326 00:12:17,442 --> 00:12:18,992 When you walk down the street. 327 00:12:18,994 --> 00:12:21,061 But what about all the people swarming you? 328 00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:23,863 I'll wear sunglasses. 329 00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:24,948 Where do you want to go? 330 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,751 I dunno. What do you do when you're not working, 331 00:12:27,753 --> 00:12:30,370 Or drinking, or having meaningless sex? 332 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:34,574 Um... 333 00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:40,313 (chuckles) I dunno. What do you do? 334 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,718 Well, this is sad. 335 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:48,254 We could do runyon. 336 00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:49,856 Runyon, great. Yeah, okay. 337 00:12:49,858 --> 00:12:51,975 We can walk and talk about things. 338 00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:53,193 Talk about what? 339 00:12:53,195 --> 00:12:55,261 Raquel: I don't know. Just grab your keys. 340 00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:56,863 ? 341 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:13,129 Raquel: (pants) 342 00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:15,948 Do you ever think about that? 343 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,550 Connor: What? Shopping at L.L. Bean? 344 00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:19,335 No. Having a family. 345 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,221 (laughs) yeah. 346 00:13:22,339 --> 00:13:24,808 Oh, god, this is stupid. What are we doing up here? 347 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,125 Connor: I don't know. You're the one 348 00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:29,479 who said you wanted to do "something else." 349 00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:32,265 I kinda like it up here. Look at this view! 350 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,683 Raquel: All I see is smog. 351 00:13:33,685 --> 00:13:36,069 Connor: Come on, look at the trees. 352 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:38,855 That bush - whatever that is. 353 00:13:38,857 --> 00:13:40,523 I hate nature. This is not na- 354 00:13:40,525 --> 00:13:42,975 I don't think you can call runyon canyon nature. 355 00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:45,328 There's a coffee bean like a 100 meters away. 356 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,529 When we were kids, 357 00:13:46,531 --> 00:13:49,115 my dad used to make us go camping in algonquin. 358 00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:53,753 Four days of blackfly bites and endless hikes, 359 00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:55,588 Burnt hot dogs, warm soda pop. 360 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:56,989 I wanted to shoot myself. 361 00:13:57,925 --> 00:14:00,877 Connor: That doesn't sound so bad. 362 00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:03,797 You never talk about your family. 363 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,331 Not really anything to talk about. 364 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,500 It's pretty much just me and my dad. 365 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:08,852 Did he ever take you camping? 366 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:10,770 Connor: Once. 367 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:11,771 What happened? 368 00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:14,474 He drove a tent spike through my hand. 369 00:14:14,476 --> 00:14:16,109 By accident? 370 00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:18,862 Well, that depends on who you ask. 371 00:14:18,864 --> 00:14:21,314 This is the guy who raised you? 372 00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:25,017 He taught me everything I know. Look, are we done here? 373 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,536 Yeah. I guess. 374 00:14:26,538 --> 00:14:29,239 I mean, you're not really feeling this, right? 375 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,207 Can we just back to the lux, 376 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,826 have a drink? 377 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,794 No, no, you know what? 378 00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,412 We're not giving up that easy. Come on. 379 00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,198 Come on. 380 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,551 Connor: You're not gonna make me go camping, are you? 381 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:42,502 ? hey, hey ? 382 00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:48,508 ? you can't take back yesterday ? 383 00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:51,261 ? you gotta just let it go ? 384 00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:54,430 ? hey-ey-ey ? 385 00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,016 (telephone rings) 386 00:14:57,018 --> 00:14:58,718 Laura: "you're my twin brother, Charlie. 387 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,986 I can tell when you're lying." 388 00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:01,387 Brandon: "so what? 389 00:15:01,389 --> 00:15:02,939 Loaded a couple movies off the internet. 390 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,023 So what?" 391 00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:05,558 Donald: "It's stealing, Charlie." 392 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,943 Brandon: "Well, it's not hurting anyone"" 393 00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:09,579 Donald: "It's hurting you, your soul. 394 00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:12,866 Theft is a sin. There's no way around it." 395 00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:15,952 (whimpers) You're right. 396 00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:17,203 What did I do?! 397 00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:18,671 (very quietly) it's okay. 398 00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:20,790 (snorts and laughs) 399 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,877 Casting assistant: Abby Vargas, you're up. 400 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,299 Abby: Hi. 401 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:32,051 Donald: Hello. Any questions before we start? 402 00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:34,754 Abby: Nope. I wasn't expecting everyone to be here. 403 00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:36,556 Well, our pick-up was late this year, 404 00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:38,925 so we went straight to testing. 405 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,610 Oh my. 406 00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:42,862 Did your agent explain this character to you? 407 00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:46,482 She's a missionary. She's married to god. 408 00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:47,483 I know. 409 00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:48,985 (chuckles) okay. 410 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:51,604 Well, let's just try one. 411 00:15:52,356 --> 00:15:54,073 Hi. Hi. 412 00:15:54,075 --> 00:15:55,074 Donald: And action! 413 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:56,459 Brandon: "Africa?!" 414 00:15:56,461 --> 00:15:58,044 Abby: "if you and Grace have taught me anything, 415 00:15:58,046 --> 00:16:00,547 It's that you can do anything you put your mind to." 416 00:16:00,549 --> 00:16:01,965 Brandon: "I'm just worried about you. 417 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,633 It's not gonna be easy over there." 418 00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,834 "but those who hope in the Lord" 419 00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:06,636 will regain their strength. 420 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:10,473 They'll soar on wings of eagles and... 421 00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:14,293 Uh, and soar on the wings of eagles... 422 00:16:14,295 --> 00:16:17,463 and keep it happening no matter what. 423 00:16:17,465 --> 00:16:19,515 Filipinos 4:13 424 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:20,583 Onlookers: (chuckle quietly) 425 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,335 Philippians. 426 00:16:22,337 --> 00:16:24,070 Pardon? (chuckles) 427 00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:27,807 It's Philippians, not Filipinos. 428 00:16:27,809 --> 00:16:29,659 (embarrassed laugh) sorry. 429 00:16:29,661 --> 00:16:32,862 Thank you, abby, that'll be enough. 430 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,498 I kinda messed up. Should we run it again? 431 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,817 I just don't think you fit the tone of our show, 432 00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:39,819 but thanks for coming in. 433 00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,537 I really, really need this. 434 00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:42,922 Could we please just try it 435 00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:44,173 one more time? 436 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:47,660 You're dressed like a prostitute. 437 00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:51,047 Okay. 438 00:16:58,138 --> 00:17:02,392 You know, there are a lot of shows on tv, 439 00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:04,844 there aren't a lot of shows about something. 440 00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:05,812 You guys are actually making 441 00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:08,564 a positive change in this world. 442 00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:10,984 I wanted to be a part of that. 443 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,036 A part of god's work. 444 00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:14,871 Brandon: Amen. 445 00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:17,189 Abby: Thanks for the opportunity. 446 00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:19,692 I'm really sorry I let you down, 447 00:17:20,794 --> 00:17:24,964 but let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 448 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,635 God bless you. 449 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,692 ? 450 00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:49,939 Hi. Uh, Nick Wagner. 451 00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:51,691 I have a meeting with Scott Cray. 452 00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,193 Sabrina: Thank god. 453 00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,227 I was worried there was gonna be 454 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:58,064 some steep competition for this job. 455 00:17:58,066 --> 00:17:59,916 Hello, Sabrina. 456 00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:02,635 (laughs) (sighs) 457 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:05,888 Receptionist: Great! You can just have a seat 458 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:08,340 and we'll call you in when we're ready. 459 00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:15,080 What are you doing here? 460 00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,415 Scott saw my set last night- 461 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,967 My set. You did my set last night. 462 00:18:17,969 --> 00:18:20,085 He saw me perform and thought I might want to- 463 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,989 - And you said "yes"? - Of course. I'm not gonna- 464 00:18:22,991 --> 00:18:24,974 You realize you can't do this job, right? 465 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:26,576 You're not a complete idiot. 466 00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:28,361 Why wouldn't I be able- it's tv. 467 00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,645 Do you know how much material you have to generate 468 00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:30,813 every day? 469 00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,097 I think I have a pretty good- 470 00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:33,449 You've been working on the same five minutes 471 00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:35,768 of stand-up for months - months! - 472 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,286 And even then you had to steal a bit from me 473 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,287 just to make it work. 474 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:39,672 I apologized! I didn't realize- 475 00:18:39,674 --> 00:18:42,107 Do you think you can be funny every day? 476 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:43,926 Every day, Nick? 477 00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:47,797 That's adorable. (giggles) 478 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:48,915 I know what you're doing. 479 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,115 You're trying to get in my head before I- 480 00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:52,051 Yeah, and it's working; that should worry you. 481 00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:54,286 Comedy writing is a blood sport, Nick. 482 00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:55,304 You're too sensitive. 483 00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:56,672 You don't perform well under pressure. 484 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,257 They're gonna eat you alive. 485 00:18:58,259 --> 00:18:59,642 You won't even make it past the interview. 486 00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:03,179 Receptionist: Nick Wagner? You're up. 487 00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:06,966 Hey, all kidding aside, break a leg. 488 00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:11,103 Knock 'em dead, sweetheart! 489 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,829 (laughs) we're in love. 490 00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:23,532 Eddie: No, rosa, no. 491 00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,918 I cannot cover for you today. I'm busy. 492 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,370 I have a prior engagement. 493 00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:28,337 Okay, rosa, 494 00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:30,006 Can you callate your boca, please? 495 00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:31,257 Okay, if all the rooms aren't cleaned today, 496 00:19:31,259 --> 00:19:33,092 management's gonna kill me. 497 00:19:33,094 --> 00:19:35,044 Don't make me play bad cop with you, Rosa. 498 00:19:35,046 --> 00:19:36,262 Rosa! 499 00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:38,097 (beeps off phone) Damn it! 500 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:39,665 Rosa bailed again? 501 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,716 One day a week she has to come in, 502 00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:41,968 and that's it. I don't know what to do. 503 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,353 Why are you wearing a suit? 504 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,721 I signed up for some acting classes. 505 00:19:45,723 --> 00:19:47,273 I know it's stupid. 506 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:48,391 It's not stupid. 507 00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:49,642 I just wanted to get back into it, you know. 508 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:50,977 Not to be famous or anything. 509 00:19:50,979 --> 00:19:52,728 If that happens, that's great, but... 510 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,030 Now I gotta miss class and clean all the rooms, 511 00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:56,365 because I hired the laziest cleaning lady in L.A. 512 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,950 It's not a racial thing. 513 00:19:57,952 --> 00:19:59,652 How much do you pay Rosa? 514 00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,587 Twenty-five bucks an hour. 515 00:20:01,589 --> 00:20:03,239 - I'll do it. - Really? 516 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:04,707 Yeah, I just had the worst audition 517 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:07,159 So I really need the money. 518 00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:09,161 You're still gonna make rent this week, right? 519 00:20:09,163 --> 00:20:10,246 Yeah, yeah, 520 00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:12,298 Oh, I just mean like extra money for whatever. 521 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,666 Okay, great. 'cause, you know, 522 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:15,217 you miss the first class then you can never catch up 523 00:20:15,219 --> 00:20:16,302 and there'll be all these little cliques 524 00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:19,255 and I'll be on the outside. 525 00:20:19,257 --> 00:20:20,539 So where do I start? 526 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,041 Right this way. 527 00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:23,242 (door opens) 528 00:20:24,728 --> 00:20:26,095 Lady's choice. 529 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:32,318 Twenty-five dollars an hour. 530 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,103 Twenty-five dollars an hour. 531 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:39,909 ? 532 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:42,862 Connor: This is where you wanted to come? 533 00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:45,247 Raquel: Yeah, I love this place. Why is that so hard to believe? 534 00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:46,499 Connor: I don't know. It's just all this... 535 00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,084 old-timey hollywood stuff. 536 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:50,503 Like Grauman's, the walk of fame, 537 00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:52,922 It just seems all a bit sentimental for you. 538 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,791 Hey, I'm capable of sentiment occasionally. 539 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,043 (chuckles) 540 00:20:58,045 --> 00:20:59,912 Don't! 541 00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:01,047 We said we'd never walk away angry. 542 00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:02,748 (chuckles) 543 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,017 Scientology girl: Hi! Would you be interested in a free personality quiz? 544 00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:06,635 Would we ever. 545 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,054 Are you two new to los angeles? 546 00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:10,056 We are! We're on vacation. 547 00:21:10,058 --> 00:21:11,691 It's our honeymoon, actually. 548 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:13,392 Well, congratulations! 549 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:15,111 Are you familiar with dianetics at all? 550 00:21:15,113 --> 00:21:16,228 Connor: No, but I would like to be. 551 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,280 Is that anything like diuretics? 552 00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:19,982 (chuckling) I don't think so. 553 00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:21,567 It's a system designed to relieve 554 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:22,935 psychosomatic disorders 555 00:21:22,937 --> 00:21:25,738 by cleansing the mind of any harmful mental images. 556 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,407 Oh, so it's like diuretics for your brain. 557 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:29,959 What kind of mental images? 558 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:31,443 Scientology girl: You know, anything that's troubling you. 559 00:21:31,445 --> 00:21:33,496 Things from your past, the way you see yourself. 560 00:21:33,498 --> 00:21:35,581 Basically anything that's holding you back. 561 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,333 How does it work? 562 00:21:37,335 --> 00:21:39,051 Scientology girl: Oh, we actually have a film that will explain the entire thing, 563 00:21:39,053 --> 00:21:40,419 so if you'd like to step aside 564 00:21:40,421 --> 00:21:41,721 And give us your personal information- 565 00:21:41,723 --> 00:21:43,255 Raquel: Uh, you know what? We can't, 566 00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,306 'cause we're running late 567 00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:45,725 For the universal studios tour. 568 00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:47,009 Well, how long is the film? 569 00:21:47,011 --> 00:21:48,144 How long is the film?! 570 00:21:48,146 --> 00:21:49,095 Thank you very much, 571 00:21:49,097 --> 00:21:50,396 but we already have one of those. 572 00:21:50,398 --> 00:21:52,297 Thanks. What is wrong with you? 573 00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:53,766 Connor: What? I just wanted to hear what she had to say. 574 00:21:53,768 --> 00:21:55,901 It sounded interesting. 575 00:21:55,903 --> 00:21:57,236 Hey! Hey, look. 576 00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:02,658 Hey, hey. 577 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:04,276 Let's get you back to the lux 578 00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:06,612 before someone invites you to a timeshare seminar. 579 00:22:06,614 --> 00:22:09,031 Yes! Can we go and get drunk, please? 580 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,583 How about this? 581 00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:12,484 How about we order some mr. Chow, 582 00:22:12,486 --> 00:22:16,321 watch a movie, curl up, just you and me. 583 00:22:17,124 --> 00:22:18,707 That sounds great. 584 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:20,509 (chuckles) 585 00:22:20,511 --> 00:22:22,094 Connor: Think I can get that book online? 586 00:22:22,096 --> 00:22:23,162 Raquel: No. Promise me you won't. 587 00:22:23,164 --> 00:22:24,380 Connor: Oh. 588 00:22:29,019 --> 00:22:31,220 (waves crash) 589 00:22:35,692 --> 00:22:37,843 Yo, you find him? 590 00:22:39,512 --> 00:22:42,815 Hey, you sure you know what you're doin'? 591 00:22:42,817 --> 00:22:43,983 D's here. 592 00:22:43,985 --> 00:22:46,068 Says he wants to talk to you alone. 593 00:22:56,463 --> 00:22:57,830 (seagulls cry) 594 00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:11,510 I don't know what rock your boy's hiding under, 595 00:23:11,512 --> 00:23:12,478 but you let him know- 596 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,714 The studio has security cameras. 597 00:23:15,716 --> 00:23:18,550 They record everything day and night, 598 00:23:18,552 --> 00:23:21,887 all onto one little hard drive. 599 00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:26,025 You watch what's on there? 600 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,396 Look, I don't know what you think you saw- 601 00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:33,582 I know what I saw. 602 00:23:35,836 --> 00:23:38,070 What do you want? 603 00:23:38,072 --> 00:23:41,707 You to make this right with Tariq. 604 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:44,093 Can't find him. 605 00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:46,378 I know where he is. 606 00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:53,435 How is he? 607 00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:55,471 I had a doctor take a look at him, 608 00:23:55,473 --> 00:23:56,889 one who doesn't ask a lot of questions; 609 00:23:56,891 --> 00:24:00,359 that way, we can keep this real quiet. 610 00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:02,394 But Tariq's got a couple requests. 611 00:24:02,396 --> 00:24:04,029 Requests? 612 00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:07,900 It's starting to sound a lot like blackmail. 613 00:24:07,902 --> 00:24:09,434 Look, I'm your producer, so I can make this sound 614 00:24:09,436 --> 00:24:12,321 Any way you want it to sound, 615 00:24:12,323 --> 00:24:13,572 but personally, I think the best way 616 00:24:13,574 --> 00:24:15,374 to handle this situation 617 00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:18,494 is to keep the volume way down. 618 00:24:19,329 --> 00:24:22,631 Now, you owe him and you know why. 619 00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:24,750 So you make this right with Tariq, 620 00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:26,135 or I'll hand over that hard drive 621 00:24:26,137 --> 00:24:27,887 to the press. 622 00:24:27,889 --> 00:24:29,555 Your choice. 623 00:24:38,290 --> 00:24:40,291 Director: Hey, super boy, thanks for saving the day. 624 00:24:40,293 --> 00:24:41,509 Simon: You're welcome. 625 00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:42,343 Director: I think they laid out some candy, 626 00:24:42,345 --> 00:24:43,828 why don't you go power up? 627 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:44,879 Simon, no! 628 00:24:44,881 --> 00:24:46,047 You're gonna make yourself sick! 629 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:47,015 Yeah. 630 00:24:47,017 --> 00:24:48,933 Beth: Great. Thanks for that. 631 00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:49,922 Director: Aw, he deserves it. 632 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,822 - He's an amazing kid. - He has his moments. 633 00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:54,505 Why isn't he in L.A.? 634 00:24:54,507 --> 00:24:56,674 You know, a kid that good, not a complete nightmare, 635 00:24:56,676 --> 00:24:57,675 he'd work. 636 00:24:57,677 --> 00:25:00,227 No, this was just a one-time deal. 637 00:25:00,229 --> 00:25:02,045 The little treasure answered the ad on Craigslist 638 00:25:02,047 --> 00:25:03,097 Without asking, so... 639 00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:04,098 How about you? 640 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,483 You ever thought of giving it a go? 641 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:08,686 (laughs) No. Come on. 642 00:25:08,688 --> 00:25:10,938 I actually think the whole thing is kinda lame. 643 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,239 (awkwardly) ah... 644 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:15,743 Not to-no, that's fair enough. That's fair enough. 645 00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:17,194 I do think he's great. 646 00:25:17,196 --> 00:25:18,779 If you ever do find yourself in L.A., 647 00:25:18,781 --> 00:25:19,780 Drop me a line. 648 00:25:19,782 --> 00:25:23,167 Thanks. Cool. All right. 649 00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,569 Simon: This is the greatest day of my life! 650 00:25:25,571 --> 00:25:26,920 Beth: (laughs) 651 00:25:27,672 --> 00:25:29,173 Here, I got a candy for you. 652 00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:32,042 Thank you. Okay, let's go. 653 00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,602 I, uh, some of that stuff is pretty old. 654 00:25:41,604 --> 00:25:43,470 I haven't been very diligent keeping the packet fresh. 655 00:25:43,472 --> 00:25:45,189 Paul: Oh, sorry I'm late. 656 00:25:45,191 --> 00:25:47,391 Hey. No, no, no! 657 00:25:47,393 --> 00:25:48,275 What? 658 00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:49,476 Paul: What's he doing here? 659 00:25:49,478 --> 00:25:50,561 What are you doing here? 660 00:25:50,563 --> 00:25:51,945 What am I...? 661 00:25:51,947 --> 00:25:54,565 It's my show. The Paul F. Tompkins show. 662 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,600 You don't even know what job you're interviewing for? 663 00:25:56,602 --> 00:25:58,202 All he said was a talk show. He didn't say- 664 00:25:58,204 --> 00:25:59,953 Scott: This is the guy you told me to bring in. 665 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:01,655 It most certainly is not! 666 00:26:01,657 --> 00:26:06,326 Scott: Yeah, Nick Wagner. That is Nick Wagner. 667 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:08,378 It is? Yeah. 668 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,614 No, I meant the other guy, the funny guy. 669 00:26:10,616 --> 00:26:13,333 This is the canadian plastic bags kid. 670 00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:15,252 I did that bit one time. 671 00:26:15,254 --> 00:26:17,304 Scott: I liked him. You know, he had some decent material. 672 00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:18,789 How's the packet? 673 00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,057 It's okay. 674 00:26:20,059 --> 00:26:21,258 It's "okay"?! 675 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,760 Did I hear you right? "it's okay." 676 00:26:22,762 --> 00:26:24,728 Oh, please, sir, my apologies, 677 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:25,846 Welcome aboard. 678 00:26:25,848 --> 00:26:28,432 It is rare to see someone provoke such enthusiasm 679 00:26:28,434 --> 00:26:29,733 from our head writer! 680 00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:31,235 Look, I know you don't like me, 681 00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:33,020 but I took your advice, all right? 682 00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:35,355 I threw out the bag joke and I wrote all new stuff- 683 00:26:35,357 --> 00:26:37,357 I tell you what, Nick, I tell you what... 684 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,193 Make me laugh. 685 00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:40,944 What? 686 00:26:40,946 --> 00:26:42,162 Yeah, make me laugh. 687 00:26:42,164 --> 00:26:43,146 It's a comedy show, 688 00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:44,331 you claim to be a funny person, 689 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:45,949 It's not unreasonable for me to request 690 00:26:45,951 --> 00:26:47,668 that you provoke a sense of mirth in me. 691 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:49,703 Make me laugh and you're hired. 692 00:26:51,122 --> 00:26:54,658 What, like do a bit or something? 693 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,147 Okay, uh... 694 00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:15,011 Sabrina, I'm good in bed, right? 695 00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:16,847 Sabrina: Sure, if you can get over the crying, 696 00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:18,282 the erectile dysfunction, 697 00:27:18,284 --> 00:27:20,284 and the it's-so-childish it's-creepy pillow talk, 698 00:27:20,286 --> 00:27:22,686 he's still an impossibly lousy lay. 699 00:27:22,688 --> 00:27:24,187 Then there's the endless needy texts: 700 00:27:24,189 --> 00:27:27,124 "What are you doing? "Where are you?" (keeps going) 701 00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:30,828 And that's the healthiest relationship I've ever had. 702 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:32,362 (chuckles) 703 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:37,551 Nick: Right. Thank you for your time. 704 00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:40,754 Sabrina: See, I didn't realize I was his first. 705 00:27:40,756 --> 00:27:42,122 It's like an episode of "murder she wrote." 706 00:27:42,124 --> 00:27:44,892 Like, in hindsight, there were so many signs. 707 00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:48,562 ? I see the devil in the faces that I meet ? 708 00:27:50,181 --> 00:27:53,717 ? I'll find a new way ? 709 00:27:54,552 --> 00:27:56,887 That took forever. 710 00:27:56,889 --> 00:27:58,355 Well, do you want it done right? 711 00:27:58,357 --> 00:28:00,073 Cam: Rosa does it way quicker. 712 00:28:00,075 --> 00:28:02,726 Raquel: Wow, that's a pretty outfit. 713 00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:05,028 Oh, I'm just helping Eddie out. 714 00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,497 I think you pull it off. 715 00:28:07,499 --> 00:28:09,950 Abby: I should... I'm gonna go. 716 00:28:09,952 --> 00:28:11,067 Kevin: Connor, my man, 717 00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:12,836 those critical unit promos are the bomb! 718 00:28:12,838 --> 00:28:14,872 What's that song they use? 719 00:28:14,874 --> 00:28:15,873 I don't know. (embarassed chuckle) 720 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:17,007 Cam: It looks great, man. 721 00:28:17,009 --> 00:28:18,625 And you're gonna be a tv star! 722 00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:19,910 Hey, we should have a party, 723 00:28:19,912 --> 00:28:20,928 celebrate! 724 00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:21,962 Yes, absolutely. 725 00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:24,097 No, no, no, hey, we have plans. 726 00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:25,299 Here. Take that. 727 00:28:25,301 --> 00:28:26,967 Just make sure there's enough booze for everybody. 728 00:28:26,969 --> 00:28:29,102 Um, uh, what should we buy? 729 00:28:29,104 --> 00:28:30,754 Just get one of everything. 730 00:28:30,756 --> 00:28:32,055 Kevin: I love this man, listen. 731 00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:33,190 Connor: (laughs) all right. 732 00:28:33,192 --> 00:28:35,058 Kevin: Bye, Raquel. 733 00:28:38,763 --> 00:28:39,947 What? 734 00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:51,274 Stohn: We're prepared to make you a substantial one-time payment 735 00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:54,695 In exchange for signing this confidentiality agreement. 736 00:28:54,697 --> 00:28:56,046 It encompasses all of your dealings 737 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:57,297 With Mr. King. 738 00:28:57,299 --> 00:28:59,666 You're forbidden from disclosing this incident 739 00:28:59,668 --> 00:29:01,218 or any others you may have witnessed 740 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,353 during your employment here. 741 00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:05,756 For all intents and purposes, after you sign, 742 00:29:05,758 --> 00:29:07,474 your time with Mr. King never happened. 743 00:29:07,476 --> 00:29:09,726 Do you understand? 744 00:29:10,929 --> 00:29:14,431 Dynasty: How much are we talking about? 745 00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:17,517 What do you want? 746 00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:20,971 I want a plane ticket home. 747 00:29:21,756 --> 00:29:23,240 And? 748 00:29:23,242 --> 00:29:24,775 That's it. 749 00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:27,427 Tariq... 750 00:29:27,429 --> 00:29:29,479 you can ask for anything you want. 751 00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:33,183 You don't get opportunities like this twice. 752 00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:34,534 That's what I want. 753 00:29:37,956 --> 00:29:41,375 Hey, if he wants to leave, then let him go. 754 00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:42,426 (cash shuffling, hitting table) 755 00:29:42,428 --> 00:29:43,927 We done here? 756 00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,263 Tariq: No. 757 00:29:46,265 --> 00:29:48,131 I wanna talk to you 758 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:49,833 without all these people around. 759 00:29:49,835 --> 00:29:51,351 Stohn: That's not a good idea. 760 00:29:51,353 --> 00:29:53,353 Hey, whatever, man. If that's what it takes 761 00:29:53,355 --> 00:29:54,354 to make this little thing go away, 762 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:55,389 then so be it. 763 00:29:55,391 --> 00:29:57,391 Just give us a minute. 764 00:29:57,393 --> 00:29:59,009 (whispers) don't apologize. 765 00:29:59,011 --> 00:30:02,479 (quietly) he's right. You can't admit any fault. 766 00:30:02,481 --> 00:30:04,314 Ain't nothin to admit. 767 00:30:04,316 --> 00:30:06,016 Just get the drive... 768 00:30:06,018 --> 00:30:08,118 and make sure he signs. 769 00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:23,417 I'm sorry. I don't want your apology. 770 00:30:23,419 --> 00:30:26,386 Nothing you say means anything. 771 00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:29,473 You told me you loved me. 772 00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:32,309 I do love you. Look at my face. 773 00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:36,430 I'm gonna carry this with me for the rest of my life. 774 00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:37,514 Tariq- 775 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:40,684 any time I start to feel something for someone, 776 00:30:40,686 --> 00:30:44,654 I will always feel this because of you. 777 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,495 (tearful) Just tell me how to fix it. 778 00:30:51,497 --> 00:30:52,946 Just tell me what I need to do. 779 00:30:52,948 --> 00:30:54,214 Please! 780 00:30:55,249 --> 00:30:56,566 You know what I want? 781 00:30:56,568 --> 00:30:59,002 Tell me, I'll do it. 782 00:31:00,171 --> 00:31:02,923 I want all of this to have never happened. 783 00:31:13,301 --> 00:31:14,468 (sniffs) 784 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,888 That was easy. 785 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:23,777 I never wanna see you again. 786 00:31:23,779 --> 00:31:25,929 (cries) 787 00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:28,865 (door opens and closes) 788 00:31:35,123 --> 00:31:36,323 (sniffles) 789 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:44,811 Simon: Thanks, Mike. 790 00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:47,063 Mike: Are you sure you don't want me to wait for you? 791 00:31:47,065 --> 00:31:48,932 Beth: No, it's okay. 792 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:49,983 We're gonna pick up a few things for our parents 793 00:31:49,985 --> 00:31:51,234 And then we'll get a cab home. 794 00:31:51,236 --> 00:31:52,218 Thanks for the lift. 795 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:55,221 Mike: Bye. (car accelerates away) 796 00:32:01,412 --> 00:32:04,080 Simon: Did you see when Greg the grip let me play with the crane? 797 00:32:04,082 --> 00:32:05,331 Beth: He didn't let you play with the crane. 798 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,549 He was pretending. 799 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,418 He goes wherever the crane goes. 800 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,703 Wouldn't that be the best? 801 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:11,737 Beth: Come on. 802 00:32:11,739 --> 00:32:13,122 Let's go in and brush your teeth 803 00:32:13,124 --> 00:32:15,258 before the mall closes, 804 00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:16,759 or have they already fallen out of your head? 805 00:32:16,761 --> 00:32:18,845 Can we play Texas Hold'em tonight? 806 00:32:18,847 --> 00:32:22,248 What, I didn't take enough of your pennies last time? 807 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,417 Brush your teeth and we'll see. 808 00:32:24,419 --> 00:32:25,584 Yes! 809 00:32:34,028 --> 00:32:36,229 Partiers: (cheer and clap) 810 00:32:36,231 --> 00:32:39,265 ? oh, let's lie down for another night ? 811 00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:42,819 ? I'll hold you close under these skies ? 812 00:32:42,821 --> 00:32:44,237 ? your brother's in the basement ? 813 00:32:44,239 --> 00:32:45,655 ? doin' hot knives ? 814 00:32:45,657 --> 00:32:47,457 ? your brother's in the basement ? 815 00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:48,841 ? doin' hot knives ? 816 00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,777 ? we struggle to tear ourselves apart in the night ? 817 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:54,847 ? we struggle to tear ourselves apart in the light ? 818 00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:58,167 ? but your father's on his way back home from... ? 819 00:32:58,169 --> 00:33:00,119 (telephone rings) 820 00:33:00,121 --> 00:33:01,671 Eddie's office. 821 00:33:01,673 --> 00:33:02,672 Tariq: Abby? 822 00:33:02,674 --> 00:33:04,040 Abby: Tariq! 823 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:07,010 Where have you been? Kaldrick was looking for you. 824 00:33:07,012 --> 00:33:08,627 (shaky) Is Eddie around? 825 00:33:08,629 --> 00:33:12,148 No, but I can leave a message for him. 826 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,733 Can you ask him to pack up my stuff 827 00:33:13,735 --> 00:33:16,135 and forward it to my parents' place in Montreal? 828 00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:18,771 What? Tariq, what's going on? 829 00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:22,808 (controlling emotions) I can't talk about it. 830 00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:25,495 Abby: Okay, um, did something happen to your family? 831 00:33:28,115 --> 00:33:31,934 (emotional) Yeah, something happened to my family. 832 00:33:31,936 --> 00:33:33,703 Just tell Eddie for me, okay? 833 00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:35,638 Abby: Of course. 834 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,890 Are you moving back for good? 835 00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:40,343 Tariq: I don't know. 836 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:43,296 When is enough enough, Abby? 837 00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:45,831 Abby: Tariq, what happened? 838 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:46,799 (struggling) I gotta go. 839 00:33:46,801 --> 00:33:47,884 Abby: Tariq- (Tariq hangs up) 840 00:33:47,886 --> 00:33:49,018 (sobs) 841 00:33:50,938 --> 00:33:52,722 (door opens) 842 00:33:52,724 --> 00:33:54,524 Abby! 843 00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:55,775 So, how did it go? 844 00:33:55,777 --> 00:33:58,845 Great! The teacher said I was astonishing, so... 845 00:33:58,847 --> 00:34:00,730 That's great. Um, I just finished up, 846 00:34:00,732 --> 00:34:02,532 so do you mind if I get paid now? 847 00:34:02,534 --> 00:34:04,283 Eddie: Oh, yeah, of course, of course. 848 00:34:04,285 --> 00:34:05,684 Abby: Awesome. 849 00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:10,189 Eddie: Let's see here... 850 00:34:10,191 --> 00:34:11,908 Fifty bucks. There you go. 851 00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:13,493 Fifty? You said twenty-five an hour. 852 00:34:13,495 --> 00:34:15,211 Yeah, that's what we pay Rosa, 853 00:34:15,213 --> 00:34:17,863 But she, uh, does everything in two hours, so... 854 00:34:17,865 --> 00:34:21,200 I worked for six hours, so that's a hundred and fifty. 855 00:34:21,202 --> 00:34:23,219 Eddie: A hundred and fifty dollars? What, are you nuts? 856 00:34:23,221 --> 00:34:24,387 I'm not gonna pay you three times as much 857 00:34:24,389 --> 00:34:26,205 for working three times as slow! Come on! 858 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:27,206 Eddie, you lied to me! 859 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:30,560 Look, Abby, I am in a fantastic mood. 860 00:34:30,562 --> 00:34:32,145 People don't always get what they want. 861 00:34:32,147 --> 00:34:33,146 It's fifty bucks. 862 00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:36,399 You can take it or leave it. 863 00:34:38,385 --> 00:34:40,019 ? ...Tonight! ? (partiers cheer) 864 00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,571 (door shuts) 865 00:34:41,573 --> 00:34:42,721 Partiers: (muffled cheering and applause) 866 00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:44,490 I'm gonna have a drink. 867 00:34:46,577 --> 00:34:49,779 Partiers: (shouting) jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! 868 00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:52,698 Eddie: Hey, no! Connor, no! Stop it! 869 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,783 Partiers: (shouting) Jump! Jump! Jump! 870 00:34:53,785 --> 00:34:56,702 Eddie: No! Shut up! Partiers: (scream) 871 00:34:56,704 --> 00:34:59,839 (loud splash, water gurgles) 872 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:02,875 Partiers: (cheer wildly) 873 00:35:02,877 --> 00:35:04,977 (cheering and clapping) 874 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,381 Eddie: Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. 875 00:35:09,383 --> 00:35:12,068 ? we're hanging out on muscle relaxants ? 876 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,552 Cam: Woo! 877 00:35:14,387 --> 00:35:16,189 ? trying hard not to see the worst ? 878 00:35:16,191 --> 00:35:17,723 ? that could happen now... ? 879 00:35:17,725 --> 00:35:19,492 Eddie: Okay, come on out. 880 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,660 Connor: Eddie! 881 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:23,446 Eddie: Yeah. Hey, yeah... That was awesome. 882 00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:24,530 But, uh, you know, 883 00:35:24,532 --> 00:35:25,498 We're not really supposed to jump from- 884 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,499 There's a sign up there. 885 00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:27,700 Sorry. I'm sorry. 886 00:35:27,702 --> 00:35:29,118 It's, it's not me, you know? 887 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,402 It's just for insurance reasons. 888 00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,504 I would be completely liable. 889 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:32,538 Won't happen again, all right? 890 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,123 Let's hug it out. No, please don't! 891 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,424 I gotta keep the t-neck dry. 892 00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:37,677 It's cool, just... 893 00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:39,462 It's a nightmare. 894 00:35:39,464 --> 00:35:40,930 Did you see me? Did you see me jump? 895 00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,915 Yeah. You're an idiot. 896 00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:44,750 You're not drinking. I can fix that. 897 00:35:44,752 --> 00:35:47,253 Hey, let's just get you out of these wet clothes, okay? 898 00:35:47,255 --> 00:35:47,970 Come on. 899 00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:49,355 Okay. 900 00:35:49,357 --> 00:35:50,422 ? and our hearts will slow ? 901 00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:53,309 ? though I know you hold me tight ? 902 00:35:53,311 --> 00:35:56,362 ? wouldn't you try to find ? 903 00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:58,264 ? someone else to do you up ? 904 00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,483 ? and you don't know what you like ? 905 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:04,820 (music muted through door) 906 00:36:05,656 --> 00:36:07,823 Let's get married. 907 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:12,545 What? You're a mess. 908 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:13,946 I know I am. 909 00:36:15,499 --> 00:36:17,667 I'm tired of it. 910 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:21,620 So is that your proposal? 911 00:36:22,422 --> 00:36:23,956 Got a ring? 912 00:36:26,093 --> 00:36:29,061 How 'bout a champagne cork? 913 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,133 You're all I have here. 914 00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:38,321 That's not true. 915 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:41,657 Fine, don't marry me. 916 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:44,694 Take it one step at a time: 917 00:36:44,696 --> 00:36:46,362 be my girlfriend. 918 00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:51,133 Why do you wanna be with me? 919 00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:53,035 Why wouldn't I? 920 00:36:53,037 --> 00:36:54,870 You're beautiful, you're smart, 921 00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:57,256 you're independent. 922 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,675 You have a great ass. (chuckles) 923 00:36:59,677 --> 00:37:01,594 (snorts) oh, that's hot. 924 00:37:01,596 --> 00:37:02,595 Shut up, okay? 925 00:37:02,597 --> 00:37:04,163 We're good together and you know it. 926 00:37:04,165 --> 00:37:05,348 So if I say that you're my girlfriend, 927 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:08,500 you're my girlfriend. Got it? 928 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,805 Got it. 929 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,012 Kaldrick: Trying to act like they don't know who I am. 930 00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:27,631 The party don't stop until I say it stop! 931 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:29,149 Stripper 1: Oh, you're in charge, daddy. 932 00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:30,818 Strippers: (giggle) 933 00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:33,020 Kaldrick: All right, y'all make some drinks, 934 00:37:33,022 --> 00:37:34,855 start losing those clothes, 935 00:37:34,857 --> 00:37:36,490 and I'm gonna go fill the tub. 936 00:37:36,492 --> 00:37:37,825 Strippers: (giggle) 937 00:37:41,413 --> 00:37:43,614 (water pours) 938 00:37:52,306 --> 00:37:54,608 Kaldrick: Do somethin'. 939 00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:55,976 Do somethin'! 940 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,147 Do somethin'. 941 00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:11,441 ? what'll I do if you never find me again ? 942 00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:13,543 Partiers: (laugh and shout) 943 00:38:13,545 --> 00:38:14,711 ? sittin' in a province ? 944 00:38:14,713 --> 00:38:18,448 ? a million miles from my friends ? 945 00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:21,301 Nick: Abby? (cell phone chirps) 946 00:38:22,837 --> 00:38:24,187 Hello? 947 00:38:24,189 --> 00:38:25,922 Scott: Yeah, hey, Nick, it's Scott. How's it going? 948 00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:27,223 Nick: It's uh... 949 00:38:27,225 --> 00:38:28,758 Look, it doesn't matter. Here's the thing: 950 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,043 we've been talkin' about it 951 00:38:30,045 --> 00:38:32,562 and we're gonna hire both of you. 952 00:38:32,564 --> 00:38:35,065 You... Wait, I'm sorry, both of us? 953 00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:36,933 What is-what is- but what is the "both of us"? 954 00:38:36,935 --> 00:38:38,401 Scott: You and Sabrina. 955 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,236 We just loved that back and forth chemistry you have; 956 00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,105 the way she just totally tore you apart. 957 00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:44,357 That was hilarious, man. Very, very funny. 958 00:38:44,359 --> 00:38:46,109 - So, you-Scott: - Okay, so we start at 9:30 tomorrow. 959 00:38:46,111 --> 00:38:48,828 We can work out the details then, okay? 960 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:50,330 Uh, yes, thank you! 961 00:38:50,332 --> 00:38:52,198 Scott: Great! And Nick... 962 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,002 I fought for you; Paul did not want you. 963 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,253 So don't let me down. 964 00:38:57,255 --> 00:38:58,505 I won't. 965 00:38:59,924 --> 00:39:04,160 (cell phone beeps off, partiers cheer and clap) 966 00:39:05,763 --> 00:39:09,015 (new song begins, rhythmic drumming) 967 00:39:10,518 --> 00:39:16,005 ? sometimes it's hard to be a woman ? 968 00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:19,225 Nick: There you are. 969 00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:20,944 Abby: I didn't feel like partying. 970 00:39:20,946 --> 00:39:23,346 Bad day? 971 00:39:23,348 --> 00:39:24,948 What's this? 972 00:39:24,950 --> 00:39:26,483 Abby, the sex is free, I swear. 973 00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:31,020 It's every penny I own. My movie got canceled. 974 00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:33,907 No. Mm-hmm. Yup. 975 00:39:33,909 --> 00:39:35,492 I'm sorry. 976 00:39:35,494 --> 00:39:36,493 I cleaned every room of the lux 977 00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:38,128 and I only got fifty, so- 978 00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:39,879 Wait, you what?! 979 00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:43,299 Yeah, I'm gonna figure out a way to get the rest, 980 00:39:43,301 --> 00:39:44,300 I promise. 981 00:39:44,302 --> 00:39:46,419 Whatever it takes. 982 00:39:46,421 --> 00:39:48,638 I don't wanna move out. 983 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,257 I like living with you. 984 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,260 I like living with you, too. 985 00:39:58,849 --> 00:40:00,717 I got the job. 986 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,018 What?! 987 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,853 I start tomorrow. Oh my god! 988 00:40:03,855 --> 00:40:05,221 That's amazing! 989 00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:06,773 Nick: You don't have to clean the rooms any- 990 00:40:06,775 --> 00:40:08,057 It's weird if I put it in there - 991 00:40:08,059 --> 00:40:09,275 But you don't have to clean rooms anymore. 992 00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:10,910 Just take it back. 993 00:40:10,912 --> 00:40:12,328 Wait, have you ever- 994 00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:14,497 Have you ever been in a writers room before? 995 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,166 No. I'm terrified. 996 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,369 Do you at least know anyone? 997 00:40:19,371 --> 00:40:21,070 Uh, no. 998 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:24,674 Well... You are gonna be great. 999 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:27,677 Yeah, super-great! 1000 00:40:29,913 --> 00:40:32,215 ? stand by your man ? 1001 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,755 ? give him two arms to cling to ? 1002 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:42,142 ? something warm to come to ? 1003 00:40:43,927 --> 00:40:47,313 ? when nights are cold and lonely ? 1004 00:40:48,065 --> 00:40:51,334 ? stand by your man ? 1005 00:40:52,936 --> 00:40:56,539 ? and tell the world you love him ? 1006 00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:02,078 ? keep giving all the love you can ? 1007 00:41:07,117 --> 00:41:10,837 ? stand by your man ? 1008 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:16,976 (car starts up) 1009 00:41:21,932 --> 00:41:23,800 ? stand by your man ? 1010 00:41:24,602 --> 00:41:27,187 Stripper 2: You ready for us, papi? 1011 00:41:27,189 --> 00:41:30,356 ? show the world you love him ? 1012 00:41:30,358 --> 00:41:31,991 (water sloshes) 1013 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:36,813 ? keep giving all the love you can ? 1014 00:41:39,149 --> 00:41:41,451 Strippers: (shriek) oh! Oh! 1015 00:41:41,453 --> 00:41:44,337 ? stand by your man ? 1016 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:47,338 sync and corrections by Bellows www.addic7ed.com 1017 00:41:47,388 --> 00:41:51,938 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 71936

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