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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,261 Previously on The "L.A. Complex": 2 00:00:03,329 --> 00:00:04,329 Abby: I got evicted, 3 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,663 I'm super broke, 4 00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:07,131 and I threw up on my favourite director. 5 00:00:07,199 --> 00:00:09,366 Maybe I don't belong down here. 6 00:00:09,434 --> 00:00:12,168 Nick: Well, welcome to The Deluxe. 7 00:00:12,237 --> 00:00:14,571 Tariq: Nine months and they haven't listened to a single idea. 8 00:00:14,668 --> 00:00:16,069 Well, then force them to listen. 9 00:00:16,236 --> 00:00:17,503 Dynasty: We gave you three beats to send to Drake 10 00:00:17,571 --> 00:00:19,805 and somehow he ended up getting four. 11 00:00:19,973 --> 00:00:22,408 Tariq: Wait. Did Drake like my beat? 12 00:00:22,476 --> 00:00:23,842 Nick: Abby, I just wanted to introduce you to Connor. 13 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:25,044 His pilot just got picked up, 14 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:27,079 so he's moving into a big new mansion. 15 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:28,713 It's just a house. 16 00:00:28,781 --> 00:00:30,982 Your cups empty, let's get you another drink. 17 00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:33,151 Tariq: Were you trying to get them to sleep together? 18 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:35,420 No! You just brought the best looking, 19 00:00:35,488 --> 00:00:37,255 most successful dude at the party over 20 00:00:37,323 --> 00:00:38,690 to meet the girl that you like. 21 00:00:38,757 --> 00:00:40,992 Are you Raquel Westbrook? I grew up idolizing you. 22 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:42,193 What're you doing here? 23 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,026 Connor: She lives here. 24 00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:44,895 You do?! Why? 25 00:00:44,963 --> 00:00:46,830 Raquel: I thought you were gonna get me an audition. 26 00:00:46,898 --> 00:00:48,665 They wanted someone closer to my age... 27 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:51,435 Next time you're lonely at two in the morning, 28 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:53,437 call someone closer to your age. 29 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:55,973 Alicia: This Usher tour was the best audition I've ever done. 30 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,307 It was only yesterday. 31 00:00:57,374 --> 00:00:58,975 I was hoping I would've heard by now. 32 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:00,743 We all should've heard by now. 33 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,612 Abby: I'm an illegal immigrant; I can't work here. 34 00:01:02,779 --> 00:01:04,280 I can get you an under the table job 35 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:06,182 like... tonight. 36 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,317 What kind of job? 37 00:01:08,552 --> 00:01:11,954 ? 38 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:15,190 (Men whistle and cheer) 39 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:26,935 I don't think I can do this in front of all these guys. 40 00:01:27,002 --> 00:01:28,770 I won't tell your boyfriend. 41 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:29,837 We broke up this morning. 42 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:36,043 into the champagne room for a lap dance, 43 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,578 they'll skip your turn. 44 00:01:37,646 --> 00:01:41,549 That's where you make all the real money anyway. 45 00:01:42,851 --> 00:01:43,684 Right. 46 00:01:48,422 --> 00:01:49,389 Thank you. 47 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:50,790 Dude, thank you so much. 48 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:52,759 I really needed the money. 49 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:54,561 My regular stand-in was sick. I told 'em I knew a guy. 50 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:56,229 It's no problem. 51 00:01:56,296 --> 00:01:57,096 Nick... 52 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,099 I missed breakfast... 53 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,433 And dinner! And look at this! 54 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:02,501 Just take it easy. 55 00:02:02,569 --> 00:02:03,902 I want you to save room for lunch. 56 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:05,904 You're not gonna believe it - prime rib, full pasta bar. 57 00:02:05,972 --> 00:02:07,639 - For real? - Yeah. 58 00:02:07,707 --> 00:02:08,674 I'm gonna put prime rib on my pasta. 59 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:11,076 Yeah, I know you are. 60 00:02:11,143 --> 00:02:12,611 Oh, Katee, this is Nick. 61 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:13,812 He's gonna be working with us today. 62 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,047 Oh. Hi, Nick. 63 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,315 (Mouth full) Sorry, I missed breakfast. 64 00:02:18,717 --> 00:02:19,650 Katee: (Half laughs) 65 00:02:20,819 --> 00:02:21,952 Dude, is that your co-star? 66 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,187 Connor: Yeah, but don't get too excited, 67 00:02:23,255 --> 00:02:24,622 you're not working with her. You're a stand-in, 68 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,524 so your job is to watch me rehearse, 69 00:02:26,592 --> 00:02:27,525 then recreate the blocking exactly 70 00:02:27,593 --> 00:02:29,159 so they can light it. 71 00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:31,161 - Got it? - Got it. It's for lighting. 72 00:02:31,229 --> 00:02:32,296 And I don't get to do it with her? 73 00:02:32,364 --> 00:02:33,864 No. You do that with the other stand-in. 74 00:02:33,931 --> 00:02:35,365 There she is. 75 00:02:40,671 --> 00:02:42,839 Nick: (Mouth full) This is the best. 76 00:02:42,907 --> 00:02:44,508 Customer: You got a great look. 77 00:02:44,575 --> 00:02:45,709 A curvy Mila Kunis 78 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:48,912 meets like an Asian Jeanne Tripplehorn. 79 00:02:48,979 --> 00:02:50,078 Thank you? 80 00:02:50,146 --> 00:02:51,980 Who's your agent? 81 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,483 How did you know I was an actress? 82 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:55,484 Really? 83 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:57,920 Uh, right. 84 00:02:57,987 --> 00:02:59,488 I work with MMG. 85 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,189 I'm trying to cast Vanessa Hudgens' sister 86 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:02,190 in this new film. 87 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:03,426 You'd be perfect. 88 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:04,894 - Really? - Can you sing? 89 00:03:04,961 --> 00:03:06,027 Yes! 90 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:07,662 Yes, I've been training my entire life. 91 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,164 I actually have demos for both if you... 92 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,233 You got a great look. 93 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:13,868 Security! Security! 94 00:03:13,936 --> 00:03:15,102 What? What're you doing?! 95 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:16,304 You can't do that! 96 00:03:16,371 --> 00:03:17,739 Can't do what?! This is the champagne room! 97 00:03:17,807 --> 00:03:19,240 This is a gentlemen's club, 98 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:20,508 and you, sir, are no gentleman! 99 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,042 This is a champagne room! 100 00:03:22,109 --> 00:03:23,143 Alicia: What did you do to her? 101 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,011 He grabbed my tit. 102 00:03:26,147 --> 00:03:27,848 That's it? 103 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:28,749 Bouncer: It's the champagne room. 104 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,116 That's what I was saying! 105 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:31,952 Touching is allowed. 106 00:03:32,019 --> 00:03:33,620 Really? Tit grabbing? 107 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:35,288 Oh my God, I want her fired! 108 00:03:35,356 --> 00:03:36,523 Okay, calm down. 109 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,190 No, get me a girl that knows what she's doing! 110 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:41,594 Someone less new and less stupid! 111 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:42,728 Alicia: (Gasps) 112 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:49,936 Can I talk to you for a second? 113 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:55,106 (Phone rings) 114 00:04:00,112 --> 00:04:01,212 Hi, Ron. 115 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,547 Oh, uh, so hi, 116 00:04:02,615 --> 00:04:04,716 I got you an audition for "Cause of Death"! 117 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:06,351 Really? 118 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:07,118 Ron: They're only seeing people today - 119 00:04:07,186 --> 00:04:08,152 it's last minute - 120 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,887 (stammers) Uh, hooker role. 121 00:04:09,955 --> 00:04:11,655 You think you can find an appropriate outfit? 122 00:04:14,359 --> 00:04:16,861 Yeah, I think I can cobble something together. 123 00:04:16,928 --> 00:04:19,132 ? 124 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:22,432 sync and corrections by Bellows www.addic7ed.com 125 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:29,472 A.D.: Great. That works. 126 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:31,608 Sorry, we just had to see if your heads block the light. 127 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:32,575 Second team! 128 00:04:33,744 --> 00:04:35,344 Whoa, Connor. 129 00:04:35,412 --> 00:04:36,646 You got the new pages, right? 130 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,314 Yeah, no, it's just, I memorized the old ones... 131 00:04:38,382 --> 00:04:40,416 Yeah, I need you to memorize the new ones. 132 00:04:40,484 --> 00:04:41,850 Yeah, I'll get it, I'll get it. 133 00:04:41,918 --> 00:04:42,851 Please. 134 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,454 Do you maybe wanna go to my trailer 135 00:04:46,523 --> 00:04:47,956 and just run the pink pages? 136 00:04:48,024 --> 00:04:49,024 Sure. 137 00:04:51,694 --> 00:04:53,261 Uh, you're leaving? 138 00:04:53,329 --> 00:04:54,596 Uh, yeah. But that's why they hired you, man. 139 00:04:54,664 --> 00:04:55,831 - To stand in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 140 00:04:55,899 --> 00:04:57,532 but it's a lot of stuff to keep in my brains. 141 00:04:57,599 --> 00:04:58,799 I know. I know it is. 142 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,200 Just stay on your marks, you' b be fine. 143 00:05:00,268 --> 00:05:01,702 A.D.: Second team to ones! 144 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:02,703 Yeah, coming at ya! 145 00:05:02,771 --> 00:05:04,939 But, uh, what's a "ones"? 146 00:05:05,007 --> 00:05:06,841 (Muffled beats play in editing room) 147 00:05:06,909 --> 00:05:08,910 You wanted to see me? 148 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:11,779 Sit down. I wanna talk to you. 149 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:16,650 What'd I do? 150 00:05:17,852 --> 00:05:20,219 You're hungry, you crushed that Drake beat, 151 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,988 and you're a hard worker. 152 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,390 I mean, you use your brain. I see what you're doing. 153 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,291 Thanks, D. 154 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,295 I'm gonna give you a chance to produce your own track. 155 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,395 For real? 156 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,964 With Kaldrick King. 157 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,600 Now, hold on. With K-? King is no joke. 158 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,535 I mean, what he spits is what you get. 159 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,303 From the guns, pitbulls, jail time - 160 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:39,371 all that is for real. 161 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,206 I mean, this man is dangerous. 162 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,841 So if you don't come with your a-game, 163 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,010 he will get real malevolent with you. 164 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,110 Malevolent. 165 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:47,612 You understand what I'm saying, right? 166 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,980 Uh, yes. 167 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,982 There you go using that brain. 168 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,450 So when do I start? 169 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:53,350 I mean, I need some time to get some right sounds- 170 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:54,852 - today. - Today? 171 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,722 King wants you to meet him at his house. 172 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,591 Now. 173 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:00,758 (Hum of traffic) 174 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:09,066 Alicia: What?! You said you would try to let me go to this audition. 175 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,867 Yeah. Keyword: "Try." 176 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,569 Come on, man, I'm desperate here. 177 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:13,770 Lunch rush is over; 178 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:15,371 you're not gonna lose any money. 179 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:17,207 Would you just stop talkin' to me like I'm somebody? 180 00:06:17,274 --> 00:06:18,674 'Cause I'm not. 181 00:06:18,775 --> 00:06:20,009 I'm just the guy who's gonna get fired if I let you go. 182 00:06:20,077 --> 00:06:22,612 Come on, no one's gonna want a dance. 183 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,346 Ricky: Mmm. I wanna dance. 184 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:28,951 I want your dance... Right here. 185 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:30,653 Bouncer: Lexis would be more than happy to take care of you. 186 00:06:30,721 --> 00:06:32,187 I bet. 187 00:06:32,255 --> 00:06:34,455 Sweetie, would you mind waiting 188 00:06:34,523 --> 00:06:36,357 just like an hour? 189 00:06:36,425 --> 00:06:38,292 What? Does she know who I am? 190 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,828 Everyone's familiar with your work. 191 00:06:39,895 --> 00:06:41,896 I mean, you were fantastic in Goonies. 192 00:06:41,964 --> 00:06:44,499 Ricky: See that? Twenty years later and still recognizable. 193 00:06:44,566 --> 00:06:46,501 That is how you know you're an icon. 194 00:06:46,568 --> 00:06:48,803 Also, I wasn't in Goonies, I was in the other one. 195 00:06:48,871 --> 00:06:50,070 Well, that's what I meant. 196 00:06:50,138 --> 00:06:52,106 They're both good. Ricky Lloyd, right? 197 00:06:52,173 --> 00:06:53,674 My little sister was in love with you. 198 00:06:53,742 --> 00:06:54,942 Ricky: First off, it's Rick. 199 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,143 Secondly, don't use past tenses, buddy; 200 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:57,845 your sister still loves me. 201 00:06:57,912 --> 00:06:58,879 Now is there anything more private 202 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:00,413 than that champagne room thing? 203 00:07:00,481 --> 00:07:01,414 Why? 204 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:03,150 No, unfortunately- 205 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:04,351 Ricky: Then I want it! I want it off limits now! 206 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:06,418 I want no one in there for the next hour, 207 00:07:06,486 --> 00:07:08,021 except for me and this one. 208 00:07:08,088 --> 00:07:10,322 - Go! Get it done. - You got it, Mr. Lloyd. 209 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,224 Hey, you know what I'm gonna do for you? 210 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:13,292 I'm gonna sign a headshot for you 211 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,061 so you can put it over your bar. 212 00:07:15,129 --> 00:07:16,562 Rick: Yeah. Bouncer: Okay. 213 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:17,830 That's the kinda guy I am. 214 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,498 That's a little rude, but I'm gonna follow you. 215 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:20,599 I like where your mind's at. 216 00:07:23,469 --> 00:07:24,870 (Sighs) All right. 217 00:07:24,937 --> 00:07:26,171 Get yourself comfortable 218 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,238 and I'll just wait for the next song. 219 00:07:27,306 --> 00:07:29,641 Hey, listen, um... I got you covered, 220 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,576 so you can get out of here if you want. 221 00:07:31,644 --> 00:07:33,311 I'm sorry? 222 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:35,013 I was just messing with him back there. 223 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:36,014 I overheard you. You've got someplace 224 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,015 you need to be, right? 225 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,182 Like an audition or something? 226 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,850 Wait! Are you serious? 227 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,486 Don't worry about it. Break a leg. 228 00:07:42,554 --> 00:07:44,388 Thank you so much! I'll... 229 00:07:44,455 --> 00:07:46,290 I'll be back in an hour, I promise! 230 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:47,457 Don't worry about me. 231 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:48,725 Seriously, I got my "Angry Birds." 232 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:50,594 I got "Cut the Rope," "Doodle Jump." 233 00:07:50,662 --> 00:07:52,462 Got the one with the planes. 234 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:55,532 I'm good for like an hour. 235 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,333 Alicia: (Exhales excitedly) 236 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:00,904 Connor! Hi, it's me. 237 00:08:00,971 --> 00:08:04,907 Um, I'm actually on your lot- sorry, it's Abby. 238 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:06,576 Um, it's presumptuous, I guess, 239 00:08:06,643 --> 00:08:08,911 to assume you know me just by saying "me." 240 00:08:08,978 --> 00:08:12,748 I was level-jumping our voice mail relationship. 241 00:08:12,816 --> 00:08:14,083 Anywho... hello. 242 00:08:15,185 --> 00:08:16,686 I have an audition on your lot 243 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:19,254 and I thought that maybe we could hang out, 244 00:08:19,322 --> 00:08:21,989 or talk, or... 245 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:24,359 I'd just really like to see you, so... 246 00:08:25,561 --> 00:08:26,695 Okay. Bye. 247 00:08:27,863 --> 00:08:28,697 Hey! 248 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:33,268 "Cause of Death" audition? 249 00:08:33,336 --> 00:08:34,202 Yeah. 250 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,042 (Low hum of chatter) 251 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:42,843 Nick: Oh. 252 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:46,213 Hi. 253 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:47,681 Male A.D.: Action! 254 00:08:47,749 --> 00:08:48,882 Nick: I get it. 255 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,117 You wanna keep things professional, 256 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,218 right, Sheila? 257 00:08:51,285 --> 00:08:52,918 Sorry. Doctor Jennings. 258 00:08:52,986 --> 00:08:53,953 Haley: Patrick. 259 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,221 Nick: Fine with me. 260 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:57,390 I'll just pretend last night never happened. 261 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:58,824 Or this morning. 262 00:08:58,892 --> 00:09:00,260 - But, Patrick- - Just a moment of weakness. 263 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:02,862 And those aren't allowed, are they, Dr. Jennings? 264 00:09:02,929 --> 00:09:05,231 No, we always have to keep things professional, 265 00:09:05,299 --> 00:09:07,699 because we deal with life and death every day 266 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:09,368 and there's no room for anything else. 267 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:10,969 I get it. 268 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:12,537 Now, if you'll excuse me, 269 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,573 I've got patients to deal with. 270 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,941 Patrick, I'm saying yes. 271 00:09:18,778 --> 00:09:21,280 What? What're you doing? 272 00:09:21,347 --> 00:09:23,981 Uh, I-it's for lighting? 273 00:09:24,048 --> 00:09:25,283 (Car door closes) 274 00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:29,720 (Seagulls cry, waves crash nearby) 275 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,393 (Doorbell dings) 276 00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:40,497 Yo! Hi, I'm Tariq. 277 00:09:40,564 --> 00:09:42,131 I'm with Dynasty. Dynasty's assist- 278 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:43,800 um... producer. 279 00:09:45,102 --> 00:09:46,903 Mm-hm. 280 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:50,640 Dynasty said that I was supposed to come over? 281 00:09:51,909 --> 00:09:53,476 Cool. Maybe we can just get started, 282 00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:55,011 talk about what kind of sound you're looking for. 283 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,011 I brought a few samples- 284 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:57,045 Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa, little man, 285 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:59,581 I don't know you. 286 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:02,250 Uh, Dynasty said that we were working together today? 287 00:10:02,319 --> 00:10:04,386 I don't work with people I don't know. 288 00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,121 I was told that you wanted me here, 289 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,889 - but if not... - Wanted you here? 290 00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,892 I told you to come here, but not to talk music. 291 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,561 Move! 292 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,129 (Keys jingle) 293 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,230 Kaldrick: I gotta know somebody 294 00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:18,065 before I agree to work with 'em - 295 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,134 know who they are, and what they about; 296 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:24,038 if they're real or a punk-ass bitch. 297 00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:26,307 Today's your audition. 298 00:10:29,844 --> 00:10:31,244 We're taking your car; I got DUI's. 299 00:10:31,312 --> 00:10:32,512 Tariq: Okay. Where we going? 300 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,847 You gonna show me someplace important to you. 301 00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:35,048 Important? 302 00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:38,518 Is this your car? 303 00:10:38,586 --> 00:10:40,053 Tariq: Uh... yeah. 304 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,855 Image is everything. Strike one. 305 00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:47,024 + 306 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,351 (Hip hop music plays) 307 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,660 Kaldrick: Got me sweating like a crackhead out here. 308 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,363 Um, I'm sorry, there's no parking in front. 309 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,665 Look, it's just up here. 310 00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:14,239 So? Tell me about your pops, 311 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,740 or what kind of 'hood you grew up in? 312 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:16,741 Something. 313 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,175 Uh, um... 314 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,176 If you gonna have me walking, 315 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:21,778 you better not make it boring. 316 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,814 Uh, I don't know. 317 00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:25,682 My dad was a dry cleaner. 318 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,117 He worked hard. 319 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,652 Drove a cab sometimes. 320 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:29,686 Speak up. 321 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,988 I don't really know him that well 322 00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:32,356 because he was always working, 323 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:33,890 like all the time. 324 00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:36,092 As for the streets, 325 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,493 I grew up in Hochelaga-Maisonneuve. 326 00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:38,694 In what? 327 00:11:38,762 --> 00:11:40,196 Tariq: Hochelaga-Maisonneuve. 328 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,698 It's a neighbourhood in Montreal. 329 00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:44,733 And y'all didn't give that a nickname or something? 330 00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:47,201 Och-town? Big Neuve? 331 00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:49,671 Nope. Sorry. 332 00:11:49,738 --> 00:11:50,472 Kaldrick: You shouldn't be apologizing. 333 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,908 The people that named that town should be apologizing. 334 00:11:53,176 --> 00:11:54,242 It's like having to tell somebody 335 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,845 you from Faggotsberg or somethin'. 336 00:11:56,912 --> 00:11:58,981 Sorry, I know it's not Oakland. 337 00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:01,383 There you go with those apologies again. 338 00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:03,618 Must be a Canadian thing. 339 00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:06,720 Oh, now you mad. 340 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,356 Hey! 341 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,256 (Chuckles) 342 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,326 Hard to get don't work on me, boy. 343 00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:13,995 Ask any bitch who's tried it. 344 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:15,696 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 345 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,732 I just asked you where you's from, bro. 346 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,034 There's no right or wrong answer, 347 00:12:20,102 --> 00:12:21,268 so stop acting like I'm interrogating you. 348 00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:22,635 Yeah, well you sort of are. 349 00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:25,605 I know, but I'm telling you stop acting like it. 350 00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:28,008 Just makes things more difficult. 351 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,509 Let your shoulders down, 352 00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,277 take a deep breath and exhale. 353 00:12:31,345 --> 00:12:35,081 Take the coat hanger out your shirt. 354 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:36,049 All right, how's this? 355 00:12:36,117 --> 00:12:37,250 It's a start. 356 00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:38,150 (Laughs) 357 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,888 So I guess you speak French? 358 00:12:42,955 --> 00:12:43,955 Ben, oui. 359 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,724 "Ben, oui." 360 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,759 Yeah. I like that. 361 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:49,361 That's good. 362 00:12:49,429 --> 00:12:50,595 We're here. 363 00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:53,399 What the hell did I say? 364 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,932 This place has the best stacks in the city for vintage vinyl. 365 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,035 I said this wasn't about the music! 366 00:12:57,102 --> 00:12:58,036 Now, that's strike two! 367 00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,137 You got one more chance 368 00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:02,773 to show me someplace important to you. 369 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,077 Matter of fact, 370 00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:07,778 why the hell am I walking anyway? 371 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:09,380 Come 'round here and get my ass. 372 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,089 When did you get these? 373 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,759 (Abby's phone rings) 374 00:13:26,329 --> 00:13:28,765 Abby: Hello? Ron: So hi, how'd it go? 375 00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:29,866 (Whispers) I haven't gone yet. 376 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,034 Ron: What? 377 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,168 (Speaks louder) I haven't gone yet. 378 00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:33,969 Who's Avi Goldblatt? 379 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:36,004 (Yells) I haven't gone yet. 380 00:13:36,072 --> 00:13:37,005 Quiet. 381 00:13:37,073 --> 00:13:39,174 'Kay. Bye. 382 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,676 Raquel? 383 00:13:40,743 --> 00:13:41,577 Good luck. 384 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,514 Raquel: Kay! Reader: How are you, sweetheart? 385 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,783 Raquel: You look great! 386 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:48,884 Reader: Thank you! Look at you. 387 00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:51,619 Raquel: Hi! Director: Raquel! Hey! 388 00:13:53,956 --> 00:13:55,723 (Low hum of chatter on set) 389 00:14:03,732 --> 00:14:05,099 This isn't... We're not... 390 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,567 I don't have a shot with you, right? 391 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:11,805 Okay, so let me ask you something. 392 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,372 What's my problem? 393 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,274 Do you know? Because I don't. 394 00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:19,112 I mean, I know I'm terrible with female- women, 395 00:14:19,179 --> 00:14:20,814 but I don't know how, 396 00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,715 and I don't know what I'm doing. 397 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:24,883 I'm doing something. What is it? 398 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,184 Like this girl, 399 00:14:26,252 --> 00:14:27,653 she just moved into my building, 400 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,354 and she's... Oh, she's amazing, 401 00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,790 and we're totally clicking, 402 00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:33,225 and you know what she does? 403 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,493 She sleeps with someone else. 404 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,195 And here's the thing... I knew it! 405 00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:38,663 Just like the second you smiled at me, 406 00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:40,064 I knew I'd screw it up. 407 00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:42,366 And now, here I'm am. 408 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:46,070 My whole life is awkward hugs with beautiful women. 409 00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,705 So go ahead, I can take it. 410 00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:50,374 Tell me what I'm doing wrong. 411 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:52,844 (Sighs) 412 00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:55,879 First of all, you talk too much. 413 00:14:57,516 --> 00:14:58,682 (Set bell rings) 414 00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:03,120 Oh, hey! There she is! 415 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,221 Thank you so much. 416 00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:06,323 So how'd it go? 417 00:15:06,391 --> 00:15:07,525 I got cut. 418 00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:09,926 Turns out they're only looking for teenagers. 419 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,161 I'll get changed really quick. 420 00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:12,162 Uh, you know what? Take your time. 421 00:15:12,229 --> 00:15:14,030 I will give you some privacy. 422 00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:18,134 What's your deal? Why're you so nice? 423 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,302 Good upbringing? 424 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,837 No, why'd you cover for me? 425 00:15:23,174 --> 00:15:24,740 I've seen you. You're... 426 00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:28,810 You're a really good dancer. Like really good. 427 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:30,179 I dunno, the question is, what's your deal? 428 00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:32,080 You know, what're you doin' here? 429 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:35,250 It's a good job. That's about it. 430 00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,986 Getting naked's never really been a big deal for me. 431 00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:40,255 Guess that makes me a weirdo to some people. 432 00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,190 I don't think that's weird. That's a skill. 433 00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,725 You're just biding your time until you book something, 434 00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:48,128 break outta here. I say good for you. 435 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,598 Right. Good for me. 436 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,000 Uh-oh. Wait a minute. 437 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,569 Oh yeah, I know what this is. 438 00:15:54,636 --> 00:15:55,603 You got the "I didn't get it" 439 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,538 post audition mopes. 440 00:15:57,606 --> 00:15:59,406 Tell you what, you shouldn't go on the floor right now. 441 00:15:59,473 --> 00:16:00,807 We'll go into the bar, drink some drinks, 442 00:16:00,874 --> 00:16:02,108 until you, you know, 443 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:02,975 remember you're awesome and stuff. 444 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:04,544 Why'd you cover for me - 445 00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:06,246 for real? 446 00:16:06,314 --> 00:16:07,581 Like I said, I think you're a really good dancer. 447 00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,916 Why'd you cover for me? 448 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,286 'Cause I made a classic 20 years ago, 449 00:16:13,354 --> 00:16:16,121 and I've been straight-to-DVD ever since. 450 00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:19,991 So I know how hard chances are to come by. 451 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,331 All right. 452 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,499 "All right" you're gonna let me buy you a drink? 453 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,368 Is that what we're saying? 454 00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:31,869 Great! Okay, let's do it. 455 00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:35,039 (Bike whirs) 456 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,709 (Trailer door opens) 457 00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:42,547 Connor: You didn't bring your sides. 458 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,382 Are you off-book already? 459 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,783 My sides? 460 00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:48,252 I didn't know we'd be, uh... 461 00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:49,620 Rehearsing. 462 00:16:49,687 --> 00:16:50,820 Wh-what do you mean? 463 00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:54,190 I thought that's what we're doing. 464 00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:56,059 No. I misunderstood. 465 00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:58,995 (Stammers) What'd you think I said? 466 00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,264 I heard what you said, I just... 467 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:02,566 I thought it was code. 468 00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,100 You thought "let's rehearse" was a code? 469 00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:09,338 No, you said that you wanted to "run the pink pages." 470 00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:11,775 It sounded dirty. 471 00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:14,343 - No, oh no... - Look. Just forget I said anything. 472 00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:17,046 I thought you were, uh, less new. 473 00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:18,047 I've done enough of these to know 474 00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:19,447 that it's gonna happen anyway. 475 00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:21,616 But hey, if you want to pretend to be noble for a while, 476 00:17:21,684 --> 00:17:24,052 - be my guest. - Wait! 477 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:28,056 Look, it's not that I'm not interested. 478 00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:29,491 I just... 479 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,726 I think we both want this show to be good, right? 480 00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,862 And that could make things complicated. 481 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:36,030 I just thought if we focus on the job, 482 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,364 maybe work at that... 483 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,268 Are you still trying to get me to run lines with you? 484 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,603 No, no. Absolutely not. 485 00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:49,243 (Trailer door closes, Connor exhales heavily) 486 00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:58,618 ? 487 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,554 (Ping pong ball bounces) 488 00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:07,793 Dude! Kaldrick King! 489 00:18:09,095 --> 00:18:11,163 Kevin: Kaldrick King, the king of Cali! 490 00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,832 Cam: Oh, I am tweeting this. I am tweeting this. 491 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:15,634 "I'm blowin my ish on the itches I fizz!" 492 00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,502 That's not the words. Who are they? 493 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:19,138 Kevin: I just know the radio edit, Mr. King. 494 00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,706 "About to play Kaldrick King in ping pong!" 495 00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:22,507 Tariq: These are my neighbours- 496 00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:24,843 Eddie: (Rapping) ? fresh outta lockdown, representin' o-town, ? 497 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,879 ? ain't no other bigga six figure trigga mm-mm... ? 498 00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:30,048 Strike three! 499 00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:31,983 Hey! Do you know why I brought you here? 500 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:34,285 Eddie: I didn't say the word. 501 00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:36,754 Look, I do not have important places in L.A. 502 00:18:36,822 --> 00:18:38,789 I'm not from here. 503 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:40,324 I don't have time to sight-see. 504 00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:41,558 You don't wanna talk about work? 505 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,893 Well, you know what? This is where I sleep. 506 00:18:42,961 --> 00:18:45,595 Because that's all I ever do - work and sleep. 507 00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:48,431 Now you know me. 508 00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,904 What's French for hungry? 509 00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:54,838 What? 510 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,907 Let's go get some taquitos. 511 00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:01,110 Come on. 512 00:19:04,632 --> 00:19:04,632 + 513 00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:09,592 (Door opens, applause from inside room) 514 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,961 Reader: Hey, haven't-gone-yet, you're about to go. 515 00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:12,962 What? 516 00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:13,963 You're up. 517 00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:14,864 Okay. 518 00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:28,010 (Room door closes) 519 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:41,988 (Door opens and closes) 520 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,628 How'd that go? 521 00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:50,730 It happened so fast. 522 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,266 Let's get outta here. 523 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,802 Haley: Look, you're a cute guy, but you're too busy thinking, 524 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,004 "does she like me, does she like me" 525 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,606 to even notice if she actually likes you. 526 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:02,874 You're not pickin' up the signs, 527 00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:04,343 you don't listen, 528 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,011 so by the time you get up your guts and make a move, 529 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,913 she's on to a real man. 530 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,748 You think I'm cute! 531 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,982 Did you hear the part where I said you don't listen? 532 00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:14,218 Nick: But what are these signs I'm supposed to look for? 533 00:20:14,286 --> 00:20:15,553 I've read about maintaining eye contact, 534 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:16,921 initiating touches, 535 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:19,190 or, you know, if they lean in, I'm supposed to like... 536 00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,359 It's not poker tells. 537 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,428 Is she making an effort to see you, 538 00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:27,197 spend time with you? Things like that. 539 00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:29,199 But, see, now you're touching me, 540 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:30,733 and there's leaning happening. 541 00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:32,369 I gotta say, these seem like signs to me. 542 00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:33,537 Do you see what you're doing? 543 00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:34,771 And do you see how you're thinking about it 544 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,541 instead of acting on it? 545 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,476 You want me to act on it? 546 00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:40,910 No. 547 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,411 I'm very confused. Because you think too much! 548 00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:44,280 Just trust your gut, 549 00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:45,548 and when you feel the connection, 550 00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,316 just kiss her. 551 00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:49,051 Female A.D.: First team! 552 00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:52,221 Haley: No! 553 00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:53,956 I hate you because you're stupid. 554 00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,424 Stupid because I think too much. 555 00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:58,659 - There you go. - Trust my gut. Don't think. 556 00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,195 Now you got it. 557 00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:01,729 Hmm. Great. 558 00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:04,265 Male A.D.: Background... And action! 559 00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,701 Connor: I get it. 560 00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:07,702 You wanna keep things professional, 561 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:09,003 right, Sheila? 562 00:21:09,071 --> 00:21:10,171 Sorry. Doctor Jennings. 563 00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:11,473 Katee: Patrick. Connor: Fine with me. 564 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,508 I'll just pretend last night never happened. 565 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,975 Or this morning. 566 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,311 Patrick! Just a moment of weakness. 567 00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:19,346 And those aren't allowed, are they, Dr. Jennings? 568 00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:20,614 No, we always have to be perfect, 569 00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:22,349 because we deal with life and death everyday 570 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,817 and there's no room for anything else. 571 00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:25,185 I get it. 572 00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:26,286 Now if you'll excuse me, I have patients to deal with. 573 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:28,489 Patrick... 574 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,557 I'm saying yes. 575 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:40,233 Male A.D.: Cut! Tail slate! Tail slate on b. 576 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,001 (Buzzer buzzes) 577 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,336 Female A.D.: Going again! 578 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,604 You're wrapped. 579 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,171 Oh, okay. Uh, hey, it was nice... 580 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,273 Oh, and... 581 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,008 Where do I...? 582 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:56,410 Not talking to anyone. Okay, uh... this way. 583 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,782 Two days ago, 584 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,384 I gave the best audition of my entire life 585 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,652 for this Usher tour, 586 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:01,819 didn't get a call. 587 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:02,887 Oh, they're idiots, okay? 588 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,188 They probably just gave it 589 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,289 to some producer's cousin's friend or something - 590 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,490 somebody they know already. 591 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:07,825 Alicia: How do I get known? 592 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,261 I mean, I'm never more than a number to these guys. 593 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:11,696 Careful what you wish for. There's a guy over here 594 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,864 who's been staring at me for 20 minutes 595 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,365 because he "knows me." 596 00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:16,367 Man: Hey! Goonies, right? 597 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:18,536 No, I'm not Goonies, I'm the other one. 598 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,303 Man: Oh right! Right! Ricky: All right. 599 00:22:20,371 --> 00:22:21,638 You know, I know what they see. 600 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:25,508 Blonde, boobs, high voice; I use it to my advantage. 601 00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,044 Let everyone underestimate me, 602 00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:28,712 but I'm working the hardest. 603 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,246 That's smart. I try and do that too. 604 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,382 I've been in acting conservatories, 605 00:22:32,449 --> 00:22:35,117 I do a bunch of theater, I even won awards. 606 00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:36,618 But it's not enough to be good sometimes. 607 00:22:36,687 --> 00:22:38,788 They're gonna see what they see. 608 00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:40,923 Here. To our success. 609 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:45,194 To our future success. 610 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,100 Mmm. 611 00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:53,001 Ew! 612 00:22:54,436 --> 00:22:56,004 That's cute. Okay, I'm gonna go. 613 00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:58,673 I got this big important telethon for ugandan kids. 614 00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:00,075 They need... No, no, no. Wait. 615 00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:00,975 All right, it's a vodka launch party, 616 00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,144 but I still gotta go. 617 00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:04,412 I don't wanna owe you anything, 618 00:23:04,479 --> 00:23:07,014 so please just at least let me buy you a shot. 619 00:23:07,082 --> 00:23:09,183 Why don't you come to the party with me? 620 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,084 Right. 621 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,787 Okay, look, we're not supposed to- 622 00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:15,522 stop, stop, stop. I know what you're thinking 623 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,824 and that's not why I'm asking. 624 00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:18,625 We won't even touch. Pinky swear. 625 00:23:18,693 --> 00:23:21,428 A pinky swear is touching. 626 00:23:21,495 --> 00:23:23,129 Okay, look. I go to these stupid things 627 00:23:23,197 --> 00:23:24,764 because there's important people there, 628 00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:26,265 and I just... 629 00:23:27,634 --> 00:23:30,369 On the off chance that hard work is not enough, 630 00:23:30,437 --> 00:23:31,904 I thought maybe it'd be nice for you to find 631 00:23:31,972 --> 00:23:34,473 a producer's cousin's friend of your own. 632 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,213 All right. 633 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:46,118 All I do is wait for the phone to ring, 634 00:23:46,185 --> 00:23:47,719 then finally when my crap agent 635 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:48,920 does get me in a room somewhere, 636 00:23:48,988 --> 00:23:50,255 it's over in five seconds! 637 00:23:50,322 --> 00:23:51,623 Now where am I? 638 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:52,991 Back to waiting for my phone to ring. 639 00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:55,392 Yeah, we all are. That's the way it goes. 640 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,995 No, no. They know who you are, okay? 641 00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,897 I-I'm new. Nobody knows me. 642 00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:02,733 I have to make an impression every single time I'm in there 643 00:24:02,801 --> 00:24:04,534 or they won't call again. 644 00:24:04,602 --> 00:24:08,005 I don't even think they looked up. 645 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:11,641 Look, you can't kill yourself over every audition. 646 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,676 You just have to do them and forget about it. 647 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,745 Not all of them are gonna be winners for you, 648 00:24:15,813 --> 00:24:16,646 but some will. 649 00:24:18,548 --> 00:24:21,117 Assuming you don't totally suck. 650 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:23,352 (Chuckles) Thanks. 651 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,320 I know you think we're different... 652 00:24:24,388 --> 00:24:25,221 (Phone vibrates) 653 00:24:28,124 --> 00:24:29,524 Hello? 654 00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:32,795 Really? That's crazy! I just came from it. 655 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,097 So we'll know tonight? Great. 656 00:24:36,365 --> 00:24:38,433 Yeah, you too. Bye. 657 00:24:39,702 --> 00:24:41,503 Oh, they put a pin in me. 658 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,204 Oh. 659 00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:45,807 Means I'm on hold for the part. 660 00:24:45,874 --> 00:24:48,375 Oh, that's awesome. Great. Good for you. 661 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,979 No big deal. It's just a guest star. 662 00:24:52,047 --> 00:24:54,615 Uh, do you know where Connor's set is? 663 00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:55,950 It's on this lot, right? 664 00:24:56,018 --> 00:24:57,718 Yeah. Is he expecting you? 665 00:24:57,786 --> 00:24:59,419 No, I just thought that... 666 00:24:59,486 --> 00:25:01,188 Sweetie, it's really poor form 667 00:25:01,255 --> 00:25:03,857 to drop by someone's set unannounced. 668 00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:05,625 That's okay, you didn't know; 669 00:25:05,693 --> 00:25:07,760 you're new. 670 00:25:07,829 --> 00:25:09,729 Look, I'd love to give you a ride back to the Lux, 671 00:25:09,797 --> 00:25:12,065 but I have a big meeting in the valley with a producer, 672 00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,233 so... 673 00:25:14,401 --> 00:25:15,667 You're okay for bus fare? 674 00:25:15,735 --> 00:25:16,902 I'm good. 675 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:17,803 Great. 676 00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:27,913 ? 677 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:30,649 Kaldrick: You got these in Frenchtown? 678 00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:32,550 Tariq: No, fortunately. 679 00:25:34,586 --> 00:25:35,619 Kaldrick: Yo, I know you think we're a lot different, 680 00:25:35,687 --> 00:25:37,856 but really we're not. 681 00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,691 My pops is a con, yours is a workaholic, 682 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:42,994 but they taught us the same thing. 683 00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:45,830 Work, sleep, and nothin' else. 684 00:25:45,898 --> 00:25:49,032 You bust your ass and do whatever it takes. 685 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,067 That's what a real man is. 686 00:25:51,702 --> 00:25:53,303 Got me into trouble though. 687 00:25:53,371 --> 00:25:56,907 When I was a lil' gangsta, I did whatever it took... 688 00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:59,409 And did a bid for it. 689 00:25:59,477 --> 00:26:02,346 But see, that's what people respond to. 690 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,447 When I spit, ain't no sensationality. 691 00:26:05,515 --> 00:26:06,916 I'm just speaking the truth. 692 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,017 Just being me 693 00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:10,419 and tellin' the world to deal with it. 694 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:13,890 So why haven't you made an album in years? 695 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,926 Truth changes. 696 00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:18,960 I ain't the same person no more. 697 00:26:19,028 --> 00:26:20,328 I ain't out here running the streets 698 00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:21,930 and hustling. 699 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,933 But they still want those same verses though. 700 00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:26,868 It's like you're still a prisoner. 701 00:26:26,936 --> 00:26:29,037 You're exactly right, man. 702 00:26:29,105 --> 00:26:31,639 I gotta let you talk more often. 703 00:26:31,707 --> 00:26:33,074 You a'right. 704 00:26:36,211 --> 00:26:38,312 Yo, how do you say "man" in French? 705 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:39,780 How do you say that? 706 00:26:39,847 --> 00:26:40,915 Homme. 707 00:26:40,982 --> 00:26:41,848 Om? 708 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,818 Come on, don't laugh at me, bro. 709 00:26:44,886 --> 00:26:46,753 H-o-m-m-e. 710 00:26:46,821 --> 00:26:48,488 Are you serious? Wait-wait-wait. 711 00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:49,556 So you're telling me 712 00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,824 the French word for man is "home"? 713 00:26:51,892 --> 00:26:52,691 Mm-hm. 714 00:26:52,759 --> 00:26:54,294 Oh, that's brilliant! 715 00:26:54,361 --> 00:26:56,162 You gotta teach me some more of this French. 716 00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,031 (Camera shutter clicks) 717 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:01,100 Fan: I'm a huge fan, man. 718 00:27:01,168 --> 00:27:02,302 Ungh! 719 00:27:02,369 --> 00:27:03,502 Did I say you could take my picture? 720 00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:04,703 Did I?! 721 00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:06,339 (Pained grunt) 722 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:08,506 Kaldrick: Do something! Get up! 723 00:27:09,742 --> 00:27:11,843 Get up and do something! 724 00:27:13,112 --> 00:27:15,147 Yeah, I thought so. (Breathes heavily) 725 00:27:17,317 --> 00:27:18,150 Let's go. 726 00:27:19,618 --> 00:27:21,253 I said, let's go! 727 00:27:27,741 --> 00:27:27,741 + 728 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,968 Hey, Abby! 729 00:27:33,036 --> 00:27:34,670 Hey, Eddie, what's...? 730 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,538 Oh, I was just doing some cleaning in there. 731 00:27:36,606 --> 00:27:37,539 Had to move some of your stuff 732 00:27:37,607 --> 00:27:38,674 so I could get into the corners. 733 00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,042 Can I see your keys for a minute please? 734 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:40,943 (Keys jingle) 735 00:27:42,712 --> 00:27:44,013 I can't let you stay here anymore. 736 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,379 Wait, what? I'm really sorry, 737 00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:46,848 but the owners are coming by here today 738 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,049 and if they found out I was letting you stay here for free, 739 00:27:48,117 --> 00:27:49,150 they would fired me. 740 00:27:49,217 --> 00:27:50,852 And you seem like a really sweet kid 741 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,086 and I don't know where your clothes are, but- 742 00:27:52,154 --> 00:27:53,220 please, Eddie, 743 00:27:53,288 --> 00:27:54,455 I don't have anything right now. 744 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:55,823 Okay, then I got no choice. I gotta evict you. 745 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,125 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 746 00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:58,793 I don't have anywhere else to live. Please! 747 00:27:58,861 --> 00:28:02,696 Please don't use your fancy actor tricks on me, okay? 748 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:03,997 I'm sorry. Eddie, please! 749 00:28:04,065 --> 00:28:05,666 It looks like I'm a big shot, but I have no power. 750 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,404 (Knock at the door) 751 00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:12,372 (Exasperated huff) Thank God. 752 00:28:12,439 --> 00:28:13,540 Eddie kicked me out 753 00:28:13,607 --> 00:28:14,374 and I can't get Tariq on the phone 754 00:28:14,441 --> 00:28:15,608 and I thought of you. 755 00:28:15,677 --> 00:28:16,909 I don't know how you feel about this, 756 00:28:16,977 --> 00:28:20,146 but could I crash here for just one week, tops? 757 00:28:20,213 --> 00:28:23,582 I swear to God, I'll make it worth your while. 758 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:26,385 Uh, you know what? Sure. 759 00:28:26,452 --> 00:28:27,286 (Excited squeal) 760 00:28:29,189 --> 00:28:30,289 That's a lovely outfit you've got on. 761 00:28:36,395 --> 00:28:38,096 Cast as a manwhore. 762 00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:40,031 It's the perfect role for you. 763 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:41,866 Said the one dressed like a hooker. 764 00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:43,735 Mm. What can I say? I've got range. 765 00:28:43,803 --> 00:28:45,369 Whatever gets you through the night. 766 00:28:45,437 --> 00:28:46,437 Looks like she went open mouth - 767 00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:47,772 unprofessional. 768 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,340 Think she just got a little carried away. 769 00:28:49,408 --> 00:28:51,309 She's a hack. I shoulda got that part. 770 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:53,211 They went younger. And sluttier. 771 00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:55,779 Said the one dressed like a hooker. 772 00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:57,682 You said that one. 773 00:29:01,152 --> 00:29:03,053 I'm on hold for "cause of death." 774 00:29:03,121 --> 00:29:05,089 Hey! Congrats. 775 00:29:05,156 --> 00:29:07,090 What's your story? I nailed the master, 776 00:29:07,157 --> 00:29:08,391 but I screwed up the coverage, so- 777 00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:09,759 whatever. You wrapped? 778 00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:11,828 Yeah. And didn't get fired. 779 00:29:11,895 --> 00:29:13,796 Great. Let's go celebrate. 780 00:29:13,864 --> 00:29:14,964 Really? You didn't get the part yet. 781 00:29:15,032 --> 00:29:16,833 That's, like, bad mojo. 782 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,768 They put a pin in me. 783 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:19,936 There's no such thing as a jinx 784 00:29:20,003 --> 00:29:22,438 in an industry that uses voodoo lingo. 785 00:29:22,505 --> 00:29:23,972 It's all bad mojo here, 786 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,509 so let's just go drink and smoke and... 787 00:29:29,446 --> 00:29:32,615 Act like we don't care for a bit. 788 00:29:32,682 --> 00:29:35,317 Thinking about it? Is that what you're playing? 789 00:29:35,385 --> 00:29:36,985 'Cause it's not believable. 790 00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:38,486 Cougar. Child. 791 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:45,893 Connor: Um... I actually kinda have a big day tomorrow, 792 00:29:45,961 --> 00:29:47,828 so... You what? 793 00:29:47,896 --> 00:29:50,798 Yeah, I'm gonna take a rain check. 794 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,701 I just wanna focus on one thing at a time. 795 00:29:54,769 --> 00:29:56,470 But I'm dressed like a hooker. 796 00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:06,647 What's this? 797 00:30:06,714 --> 00:30:08,582 Oh, uh, no-no-no, that's not what it looks like. 798 00:30:08,650 --> 00:30:10,115 That's nou-nou my nighttime bear. 799 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:13,719 I can't fall asleep unless I'm holding him. 800 00:30:13,787 --> 00:30:15,554 Really?! I was- that's a joke. 801 00:30:15,622 --> 00:30:16,756 You thought I was serious? 802 00:30:16,823 --> 00:30:18,424 I don't know what you're into, man. 803 00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:19,958 All right, what is wrong? 804 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,460 I don't know. I mean, what's right. 805 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,829 I have no money, I don't have an apartment, 806 00:30:23,897 --> 00:30:25,730 I blew an audition, I smell like the bus. 807 00:30:25,798 --> 00:30:26,831 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 808 00:30:26,899 --> 00:30:28,166 How do you know you blew an audition? 809 00:30:28,233 --> 00:30:30,001 I just know. 810 00:30:30,068 --> 00:30:31,536 Did you not get laughs? 811 00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:32,771 It wasn't a comedy. 812 00:30:32,838 --> 00:30:34,138 Then, did you get laughs? 813 00:30:34,206 --> 00:30:35,273 No. Then, did they boo? 814 00:30:35,341 --> 00:30:37,008 Did they say, "you're through, kid, 815 00:30:37,075 --> 00:30:39,477 hit the bricks"? 816 00:30:39,545 --> 00:30:42,680 Well, so then how do you know they didn't like you? 817 00:30:42,747 --> 00:30:44,615 I just... know it. 818 00:30:44,683 --> 00:30:45,882 Okay, I'm sorry, 819 00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:47,751 but aren't you the girl who barfed on a piano? 820 00:30:47,819 --> 00:30:49,320 Didn't your car blow up on the 405? 821 00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:50,554 I think it's been pretty well established 822 00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:53,890 that you don't know anything about anything. 823 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,492 So you think I might be wrong? 824 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,160 I'm saying you're probably wrong, 825 00:30:57,228 --> 00:30:58,561 given your track record. 826 00:30:58,629 --> 00:30:59,895 (Chuckles) 827 00:30:59,963 --> 00:31:01,864 Look, you had a bad day. 828 00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,199 So let's just stay in tonight, 829 00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,300 we'll watch a movie 830 00:31:04,368 --> 00:31:06,035 and curl up on the couch with nou-nou? 831 00:31:06,102 --> 00:31:06,969 I dare you to keep your hands off him, 832 00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:08,204 he's adorable. 833 00:31:09,373 --> 00:31:11,974 Where's this couch we're supposed to curl up on? 834 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,710 Oh, a bed, couch, what's the difference. 835 00:31:14,777 --> 00:31:17,512 How do you feel about "the notebook"? 836 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,547 You have "the notebook"? 837 00:31:18,614 --> 00:31:19,781 Yeah. 838 00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:21,317 I haven't seen it, should we give that a shot. 839 00:31:21,384 --> 00:31:22,818 It's so good. You're gonna love it. 840 00:31:22,886 --> 00:31:23,752 All right. 841 00:31:24,921 --> 00:31:26,588 (Phone vibrates) 842 00:31:26,656 --> 00:31:28,357 Abby: So you have a teddy bear and "The Notebook"... 843 00:31:29,692 --> 00:31:32,093 Abby's voicemail: Hey, it's Abby, leave a message. 844 00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:34,762 Hey, I got your message and yes - 845 00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:37,698 absolutely yes - I'm in for all those things. 846 00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:41,069 Hanging out and talking and seeing you and... 847 00:31:41,136 --> 00:31:42,370 I can't remember what else you suggested, 848 00:31:42,437 --> 00:31:44,572 but I'm in. 849 00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,039 Um, so listen, I'm done for the day here, 850 00:31:46,107 --> 00:31:48,008 so I was thinking of maybe coming by the Lux. 851 00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:49,776 Maybe you'll be there. 852 00:31:49,844 --> 00:31:51,711 I really hope so. 853 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:54,047 It's Connor, by the way. Okay. 854 00:31:54,115 --> 00:31:55,048 Connor! 855 00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:58,919 Oh. Thanks. Is this next episode? 856 00:31:58,987 --> 00:32:00,620 This episode. Total rewrite for tomorrow. 857 00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:02,488 Cool? Wait. 858 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:03,722 All this for tomorrow? 859 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,524 Yeah, and we've moved up your call time too. 860 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,459 It's all on there. 861 00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:15,834 ? 862 00:32:15,903 --> 00:32:18,836 (Cameras snap photos, photographers shout) 863 00:32:18,905 --> 00:32:20,005 Ricky: See this girl here? 864 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,606 She reps the pussycat dolls. 865 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,573 Really? Yeah. 866 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,410 We'll meet her inside. 867 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,946 I'm up. All right. Hey, everybody. 868 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,680 And label out. (Photographers yell his name) 869 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:32,183 There it is. Hello. Hello. 870 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,584 Come on. 871 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:34,718 Oh... 872 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,053 No, no, no... 873 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,790 Watch. Watch what happens. Come on. 874 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,994 Mm-hm. Okay. 875 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:45,429 Is my boob out or something? 876 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:46,630 Uh, no. 877 00:32:46,697 --> 00:32:47,932 This is just generally something that happens 878 00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:49,966 when hot girls stand in front of cameras. 879 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,001 Photographer: Hey, Ricky! Ricky! What's your girl's name?! 880 00:32:52,069 --> 00:32:54,137 Uh, it's Alicia lowe. 881 00:32:54,204 --> 00:32:55,171 Is it really? 882 00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:57,273 That is much better than lexis, 883 00:32:57,341 --> 00:32:58,774 I have to tell you. 884 00:32:58,842 --> 00:33:00,143 I'm Rick. 885 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,978 It's nice to meet you in the real world, Alicia. 886 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:04,080 It's nice to be here, Rick. 887 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,981 (Cameras snap photos) 888 00:33:11,787 --> 00:33:12,554 Kaldrick: Again. 889 00:33:15,491 --> 00:33:16,325 Yeah. 890 00:33:18,661 --> 00:33:19,661 Come on, man, 891 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:20,662 I know you broke and everything, 892 00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:22,396 but I gave those to give to them. 893 00:33:22,464 --> 00:33:23,297 Use 'em! 894 00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:32,206 Can I ask you something? 895 00:33:32,274 --> 00:33:35,142 Before you even start, you don't know nothing. 896 00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:36,710 A'right? 897 00:33:36,778 --> 00:33:38,111 I'm a celebrity 898 00:33:38,179 --> 00:33:40,046 and everybody wants a piece of me. 899 00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:41,381 So if I wanna protect those pieces, 900 00:33:41,449 --> 00:33:43,749 I gotta get a little militant sometimes. 901 00:33:43,817 --> 00:33:46,019 Besides, that dude's a fan; He knows I'm violent. 902 00:33:46,087 --> 00:33:47,787 Hell, that's what he "loves" about me. 903 00:33:47,855 --> 00:33:49,289 I just did him a favour. I made his wish come true. 904 00:33:52,593 --> 00:33:54,926 You still got something you wanna ask me? 905 00:33:54,995 --> 00:33:55,894 No. I get it. 906 00:33:57,163 --> 00:33:58,263 You punch people 907 00:33:58,331 --> 00:34:00,599 because you got nothing to rap about. 908 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,567 That's why you stopped making albums. 909 00:34:02,635 --> 00:34:03,802 Because if you were "real," 910 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:04,936 you'd be rapping about your gated community 911 00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:07,373 and how much tax you pay. 912 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,807 So you figure if you keep punching people, 913 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,108 getting DUI's, 914 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:12,410 maybe you get a verse out of it. 915 00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,145 But that ain't real. 916 00:34:14,213 --> 00:34:17,415 And I thought "real" is what you're all about. 917 00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:19,750 Are you gonna hit me? 918 00:34:19,818 --> 00:34:22,286 I don't know, keep talkin'. 919 00:34:22,619 --> 00:34:22,619 + 920 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,245 (Sirens wail in the distance) 921 00:34:29,514 --> 00:34:30,781 Kaldrick: No, I hear what you sayin', 922 00:34:30,806 --> 00:34:32,606 and that's cool for Wayne, a-and Kanye and them, 923 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:34,084 but not for the king. 924 00:34:34,152 --> 00:34:36,420 They want this from the king, 925 00:34:36,488 --> 00:34:37,988 and this. 926 00:34:38,056 --> 00:34:39,622 That right there? 927 00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:42,291 They want me to rap about that chick making her ass clap. 928 00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:44,126 But what they don't want is change. 929 00:34:44,194 --> 00:34:46,028 Not from me. 930 00:34:46,096 --> 00:34:47,163 So even if you're not feeling it, 931 00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:48,665 you're stuck being what you are. 932 00:34:48,732 --> 00:34:51,701 Lucky for me, that's a millionaire. 933 00:34:51,769 --> 00:34:54,170 See, I thought what people respond to is honesty. 934 00:34:54,237 --> 00:34:56,338 Says who? You. Your words. 935 00:34:56,405 --> 00:34:58,674 Will you stop listening so hard? 936 00:34:58,741 --> 00:35:01,009 Damn, man, you're like a narc. 937 00:35:01,077 --> 00:35:02,043 Only you rat me out to me. 938 00:35:02,111 --> 00:35:03,178 Oh, come on now, man, 939 00:35:03,245 --> 00:35:04,179 when the king is droppin' wisdom, 940 00:35:04,246 --> 00:35:05,280 I gots to pick it up. 941 00:35:05,348 --> 00:35:07,148 Oh, now you wanna try to kiss my ass? 942 00:35:07,216 --> 00:35:09,050 Before, it was, "you don't have nothin' to rap about." 943 00:35:09,118 --> 00:35:10,051 No, no, no, I never said that. 944 00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:11,318 You just said I wasn't real. 945 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:13,654 That's even worse. 946 00:35:13,722 --> 00:35:15,957 I'm just saying that this guy right here? 947 00:35:16,024 --> 00:35:20,495 See, that's the man I wanna know more about 948 00:35:20,562 --> 00:35:22,062 because that's who we gotta put on the track, right? 949 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:24,899 Now you gotta mess it up by talking about music! 950 00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:27,901 How many times I gotta tell you? Stop it! 951 00:35:27,969 --> 00:35:28,835 Damn! 952 00:35:30,304 --> 00:35:31,872 You already got the job, all right? 953 00:35:31,939 --> 00:35:33,439 So just chill! 954 00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:35,775 I got the job? Dang. 955 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,076 Kal, I got the job?! 956 00:35:37,144 --> 00:35:38,712 Yes, but don't get too excited. 957 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:40,313 You ain't never worked with me. 958 00:35:40,381 --> 00:35:43,749 You don't know what kind of man I am. 959 00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:45,918 Congratulations. 960 00:35:45,986 --> 00:35:47,019 Come on, youngster, pick up. 961 00:35:47,086 --> 00:35:47,853 Done. 962 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:50,990 (Glasses clink) 963 00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:03,367 Alicia: This is really expensive stuff. I can't take this. 964 00:36:03,435 --> 00:36:04,468 Are you kidding? 965 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,403 My house is filled with gift bags. 966 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:06,804 Please. Are you sure? 967 00:36:06,872 --> 00:36:08,973 I mean, this is pretty fancy lip gloss. 968 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,509 It is the least that I could do. 969 00:36:11,577 --> 00:36:12,644 I gotta go to these things all the time - 970 00:36:12,711 --> 00:36:14,278 these stupid things - 971 00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:17,180 try to meet somebody important. I never do. 972 00:36:17,248 --> 00:36:19,750 But tonight was different. 973 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,455 I had a great time. I really like you. 974 00:36:25,523 --> 00:36:27,157 I really like you. 975 00:36:28,292 --> 00:36:30,193 And, you know, you don't have to give me any of this stuff, 976 00:36:30,261 --> 00:36:32,962 so please take it back. 977 00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:34,329 Oh my God, we're back on the lip gloss? 978 00:36:34,397 --> 00:36:35,765 You really want me to have this lip gloss. 979 00:36:35,832 --> 00:36:36,933 I do. 980 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,568 I really want you to have this lip gloss, 981 00:36:38,635 --> 00:36:40,069 so here. 982 00:36:41,204 --> 00:36:42,438 All right, you win. 983 00:36:43,574 --> 00:36:44,774 Get it! 984 00:36:55,518 --> 00:36:56,918 That is good lip gloss. 985 00:36:56,986 --> 00:36:59,688 (Titters coquettishly) 986 00:36:59,755 --> 00:37:02,157 Have a good night, Alicia. 987 00:37:03,492 --> 00:37:04,325 Huh... 988 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:07,061 Good night. 989 00:37:14,503 --> 00:37:15,669 (Half laughs) 990 00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:20,073 ? Seasons change ? 991 00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:24,010 ? but still my place remains ? 992 00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:27,180 ? people making plans ? 993 00:37:28,483 --> 00:37:30,817 ? shaking hands in the usual way ? 994 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,453 Raquel: Nothing?! 995 00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:34,954 Doesn't this thing shoot like tomorrow? 996 00:37:35,022 --> 00:37:36,688 What're they waiting for? 997 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,957 Agent: I know. I am gonna hear from them any minute. 998 00:37:39,025 --> 00:37:41,760 Also, I don't wanna get nickel and dimed, okay? 999 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:42,961 I want my rate. 1000 00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:45,831 I need my rate. 1001 00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:48,000 Agent: When they called earlier they went on and on. 1002 00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:49,835 They love you! 1003 00:37:49,902 --> 00:37:51,902 And the producers are doing another pilot. 1004 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,804 You are perfect for the lead! 1005 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:55,406 Raquel: Really? 1006 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,907 Agent: You are gonna book this guest star, 1007 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,376 make an impression, 1008 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,778 and you will be a shoo-in for the other series. 1009 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,247 Well, that would be worth my- 1010 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,548 Nick: You got it? Abby: I got it! 1011 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:05,250 Nick: You got it? Abby: I got it! 1012 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,052 With an offer. 1013 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,887 Any second. 1014 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,588 They love you- (Raquel hangs up) 1015 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,723 (Nick and Abby chatter excitedly) 1016 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,263 I told you! 1017 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:21,932 I don't know how you knew, but you knew. 1018 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,133 I was overreacting. 1019 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:24,400 I just believed in you, that's all. 1020 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,135 You're amazing! 1021 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,172 What? What're you doing? 1022 00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:32,575 I was just kissing you. 1023 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,346 Oh, I, oh... 1024 00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:38,281 This is the part where you tell me why not. 1025 00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:39,882 Nick, I'm sorry, okay? 1026 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:43,651 It's just I wasn't expecting that. 1027 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:48,756 And, um... I think you're a really sweet guy, 1028 00:38:48,824 --> 00:38:50,625 and I love hanging out with you, 1029 00:38:50,693 --> 00:38:52,794 and you're nice, and you're funny, 1030 00:38:52,862 --> 00:38:54,496 and you're great. 1031 00:38:55,698 --> 00:38:58,899 Please say we're still good? 1032 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,035 Yeah, we're good. Of course we're good. 1033 00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,669 Okay. 1034 00:39:02,737 --> 00:39:04,605 Thanks. 1035 00:39:04,672 --> 00:39:05,772 I'm gonna go call my parents 1036 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,640 and tell them about the good news. 1037 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:07,708 Yes, go. 1038 00:39:09,944 --> 00:39:12,512 ? We have no control ? 1039 00:39:12,579 --> 00:39:15,382 ? we just wait it out ? 1040 00:39:18,619 --> 00:39:20,186 (Reciting lines) I step into that room, 1041 00:39:20,254 --> 00:39:22,222 I take control. I have to. 1042 00:39:22,289 --> 00:39:24,290 I step into that operating room, 1043 00:39:24,358 --> 00:39:26,359 I take control. I have to. 1044 00:39:26,427 --> 00:39:28,327 But in order for me to... 1045 00:39:31,597 --> 00:39:33,132 But in order for me to be perfect, 1046 00:39:33,199 --> 00:39:34,866 I need you in there with me. 1047 00:39:34,934 --> 00:39:37,069 I step into that operating room, Sheila, 1048 00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:38,837 I take control. 1049 00:39:38,905 --> 00:39:43,075 ? Let the sun come out, let the sun come out ? 1050 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:48,246 ? let the sun come out, let the sun come out ? 1051 00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:51,315 Kaldrick: Don't hit my car. 1052 00:39:56,955 --> 00:39:59,723 Man, the sun's gonna come up soon. 1053 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:03,927 Aint' the first time I shut down a strip club. 1054 00:40:08,199 --> 00:40:11,168 A'right, let's talk about music. 1055 00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:13,103 Yes! Finally! First off, 1056 00:40:13,171 --> 00:40:15,105 I got a great idea for your album title. 1057 00:40:15,173 --> 00:40:16,905 You got an idea for what? 1058 00:40:16,973 --> 00:40:18,874 Tariq: "The King's Speech" and for like the intro track, 1059 00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:21,009 we use British horns, like all regal and stuff, 1060 00:40:21,078 --> 00:40:22,411 and then you come on and then you're like, 1061 00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:24,780 (rapping) ? this is K-K-K-Kaldrick King, 1062 00:40:24,847 --> 00:40:27,015 the k-k-k king of cali! 1063 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,885 Y'all don't test me, I'll rush you like Geoffrey! ? 1064 00:40:31,854 --> 00:40:33,455 I'm totally screwing with you, man. 1065 00:40:33,522 --> 00:40:35,090 (Laughs) 1066 00:40:35,157 --> 00:40:37,158 Getting a little too comfortable with me, youngster. 1067 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,426 Come on, I wanna play something for you. 1068 00:40:48,503 --> 00:40:51,004 Tariq: I can't believe I tried to take you to a record store. 1069 00:40:51,072 --> 00:40:53,974 Bobby Owens. Lavel Moore. Jack and the mods. 1070 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,374 No one has this! 1071 00:40:55,442 --> 00:40:57,110 I mean, the mods don't even have this! 1072 00:40:57,177 --> 00:40:58,612 Kaldrick: (Sounding annoyed) Shut up! 1073 00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:13,025 (Record plays) 1074 00:41:23,703 --> 00:41:25,070 Thinkin' we sample this. 1075 00:41:27,873 --> 00:41:31,776 ? People all around me and they're all in fear ? 1076 00:41:32,978 --> 00:41:34,879 ? they don't seem to want me ? 1077 00:41:34,947 --> 00:41:36,848 ? but they won't admit ? 1078 00:41:36,915 --> 00:41:38,250 You listening? 1079 00:41:38,317 --> 00:41:39,584 ? I must be some kind of creature ? 1080 00:41:39,652 --> 00:41:42,187 ? that they haven't fished ? 1081 00:41:42,255 --> 00:41:43,820 You hear that? 1082 00:41:46,558 --> 00:41:48,225 Do somethin'. 1083 00:41:48,293 --> 00:41:49,860 ? Although I'm filled with love ? 1084 00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:52,095 ? I'm afraid they'll hurt my pride ? 1085 00:41:52,164 --> 00:41:53,531 Do somethin'. 1086 00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:57,268 ? So I played the part I feel they want of me ? 1087 00:41:58,503 --> 00:41:59,935 ? and I pull the shades ? 1088 00:42:00,003 --> 00:42:03,673 ? so I won't see them seein' me ? 1089 00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:08,744 ? having a hard time in this crazy town ? 1090 00:42:08,812 --> 00:42:11,447 ? having a hard time ? 1091 00:42:11,515 --> 00:42:13,683 ? there's no love to be found ? 1092 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:16,750 Sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 1093 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 77309

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