All language subtitles for The Kicks s01e09 The Best Defense is a Good Offense.eng

♪♪

Devin: You know
that old saying,

"Don't get mad,
get even"?

Well, this is us
trying to get even.

I should probably start
at the beginning.

[whistle blowing]

[sighing]

Good game, guys.
We're now 6 and 3.

That's not bad
considering where we started.

How can you be
in a good mood?

Because we just
won a game.

And how can we
keep winning

when the reason
we're winning is leaving?

Face it, Devin,

once Coach leaves us,
we're doomed.

How could he
do this to us?

He's not doing anything.

It's Pinewood
who's stealing him.

She's right.

We can't blame him
for going to Pinewood.

It's not like he's
doing it to be mean.

Exactly.

Which is why we need to teach
those Pinebots a lesson.

Wait,
I didn't say that.

Good game, ladies.

Really played like
a team today.

Okay,
what's going on?

You guys look like
you lost the game.

No. We just lost
our coach.

Oh. [sighs]
You know about that.

We heard it from one of
the Pinewood girls.

How could you
not tell us?

I didn't tell you because
there's nothing to tell.

I've only had
a couple of interviews.

It's not a done deal.

[cell phone chimes]

Oh, okay.
Now it's a done deal.

But the game of revenge
is kind of like soccer.

Don't just try to
get even.

If you want to win,
you gotta get ahead.

♪ Five, six,
five, six, seven, eight ♪

♪♪

First of all,
I didn't seek them out.

They came to me.

Yeah,
'cause I told that Pinebot

who gave me the tour
about you.

And I am sorry you had to
hear it from them.

But this is a full time
coaching position.

Which means I don't have to
work maintenance anymore.

It's okay, Coach.
We get it.

We wish you and Pinewood
nothing but the best.

Is this you being
sarcastic again?

No, no, no,
we really do.

Right, guys?

All: Yeah.

Yes, this is
huge for you.

We can't blame you
for accepting the job.

Well, this is very...

mature of you.

I'm impressed with
how much you've grown,

not just as soccer players
but as young ladies.

Anyway, I'll see you
at practice tomorrow.

We need to
crush those guys.

But you just said
you wish Pinewood nothing but the best.

I was lying.

Did we meet?

We need to get revenge.

I don't know.
Revenge?

It seems a little...

harsh.

Mirabelle's right.

Pinewood took
advantage of us.

Our revenge should be
swift and merciless.

For once I agree
with Parker.

- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.

What about you,
captain?

You know,
when I was back in--

Back in Connecticut.

This is actually
a relevant Connecticut story.

We had a similar rivalry
with another school.

Tillbrook.

You wouldn't believe
what we did to get revenge.

For once,
a Connecticut story I care about.

Go on.

So this is what we did.

Whoa. This one's
blowing up.

I told you,
people can't get enough of the Robopocalypse.

I can't believe
Coach Rivas is leaving.

Yeah. We worked
really hard to get him,

and he's been awesome.

Well, at least
he's not leaving until the Fall.

You know,
he'll still be with us for the Pinewood game.

You guys must be
really upset, though.

We are,
but we're planning to be mature about it.

By the way,
did you get the picture

of the dress I want
for the soccer banquet?

I did. It might be
a little too mature.

We can go shopping
tomorrow.

So, we'll need to rig
your drone to the camera.

Easy. And I could
probably mod the control units

- to take the pictures.
- [chuckles]

Hey, Bails.
No phones at the table.

What's the big deal?

You're only talking about
soccer dresses.

[laughing]

Bailey.

♪♪

[mechanical whirring]

All right.
I think I got it.

Okay, now we need to get
reaction shots from the soldiers.

Sweet. Time for
the ketchup/blood.

Oh, be careful not to
touch anything,

or it won't match
the next shot.

Whoa!
If this keeps going, in a few days

we're probably gonna have
a million likes.

[chuckles]
Oh, cool.

- [thud]
- Ow! Bailey.

Dad,
what are you doing? This is a hot set.

This is our living room,
and you've turned it into a disaster area.

W-- You just
ruined everything.

Now we have to start
all over again.

If you want to
play with your toys,

you can do it
in your room.

We're not playing
and these aren't toys.

This is important to me.

♪♪

[laughing]

That's capital A
amazing.

[laughing]

Where did you even get
all those flamingoes?

I had 'em.

I wish we could have
been there yesterday

to see their faces.

I guess we
taught them a lesson

about messing with
the Kicks.

It must have
taken them hours to take those all down.

I hope they didn't have
surveillance cameras on the field.

What? I'm on
the honor roll.

Honor is a big part of
being on the honor roll.

I'm just glad
it's all over now.

Not cool.

Oh, it's far
from over now.

[sighing]

[gasping]

♪♪

Guys, I think
we're even now.

Okay, let's not risk
getting in trouble.

Emma has a point.

We should quit
while we're ahead.

Look. These doughnuts
came for us.

They were in
the front office.

"Dear Kentville,

"you got us good,
and we're sorry for stealing your coach.

"Here's a small token
of our friendship.

"Looking forward to
our rematch on Saturday."

That was a classy move.

Are you kidding?

They're not really sorry.

They're just trying
to get us to put our guards down.

Well, I'm not gonna
put my guard down.

But I will have
one of their doughnuts.

Me, too.

[singsongy]
Doughnut time.

[giggling]

[gasping]

I really wanted
a doughnut.

[sighs]

Let's get out of here.

Why? We came here
for smoothies,

we're gonna get
smoothies.

It's a free country.

Yeah, and besides,
Cody's mom owns this place,

and he goes to
Kentville.

She's right.
Technically,

this is a Kentville owned
establishment.

Okay, that's actually
not how ownership works.

But, whatever.

Hey, look.
It's the Kentville sock-er team.

Remind me again,
are you in Hufflepuff, or Slytherin?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask
the golden snitch over there.

Hey, I didn't snitch.

You used
confidential information from my tour

to steal our coach.

Well, maybe if you were
better players--

Let's not
escalate things.

Remember,
some of us are Ivy league bound.

[scoffs] Ivy league?
But you go to Kentville.

But good for you
for dreaming big.

You'd better
hold me back.

No, you'd better
hold me back.

What?!

How dare they
insult our team!

And my aspirations!

Finally.
Welcome to the party.

Look,
we need to go big.

Okay? No more
small time pranks.

- I second that.
- I third that.

I fourth, fifth
and sixth that.

Tillbrook surrendered
after the flamingoes,

but these guys are on
a whole other level.

And that's why
we're gonna take 'em down once and for all.

I don't understand
what's gotten into Bailey.

It's not like him
to snap at me like that and storm off.

Go easy on him.

He's just trying to
impress his new friend.

Yeah.

I mean, you remember
middle school.

You kidding?

Crushed it in
middle school.

[object breaking]

I'm sorry,
I was trying to get an aerial shot.

I don't want to hear it.

But this is the shot
my followers are waiting for.

I don't care about
your followers, Bails,

this is our home.

But-- Hey,
stop, stop, stop!

You will get this back
when you pay for the lamp,

and you learn some
responsibility.

But I bet if
I broke the lamp with a soccer ball,

you'd be buying me
a trophy.

Bailey!

Bailey.

[sighs] Here.

I'm really sorry
about the lamp.

I'll help Bailey
pay for it.

Well, that's very
considerate of you,

but you don't
have to do that. You're a guest.

The project was
both of ours, so it's only fair.

I know, for Bailey's
Instagram followers.

It's really
blowing up.

He has, like,
20,000 followers.

20,000.
Seriously?

Bailey's kind of
a big deal.

20,000?

He has 22,000 followers.

That's impressive.

Our company only has
15,000,

and we're a big
corporation.

Look at the comments.

"Amazing shot."

"I love this pic."

"So true. LOL."

And look,
he's got, like, a whole series.

A day in the life
of middle school.

- This is really
an amazing one. - I know.

- He's got a
really good eye. - Mm-hm.

Oh, look.
He's got some pictures from Devin's game.

Oh, and that's the one
he did with the drone.

[pounding]

Ow. That will hurt
in the morning.

[chuckles]

How did we not
know this?

- Rope?
- Check.

- Silly string?
- Check.

Dog treats?

These peanuts were
the best I could do.

We don't have a dog.

We're locked
and loaded.

And the rest of us
are stuck here.

Everyone has a job,

and you're
an essential part of the cover story.

All right, guys.
Let's go over everything one more time

just to make sure
we've got it.

Step one:
the alibi.

All right.
Let's warm up.

Coach, I don't feel
too good.

I think it's
the orange chicken

a few of us
had for lunch.

Jessi: How come Emma
gets to do that part?

Devin: Because she's
very believable.

Emma: It's true.
I always think I'm sick.

Okay, then.
Practice is cancelled.

Step two:
breaching the perimeter.

Let's do this.

Lily: But how will you
get inside without anyone noticing?

Devin: Easy.

We're gonna walk
right through the front door.

Lily: Yeah, right.
How?

Mirabelle: Remember
the Pinewood uniform my mom ordered?

It arrived.

Right this way,

prospective
Pinewood students.

Besides a great education,

Pinewood also offers
many extra amenities, like--

Oh, no.

Extra amenities
like tennis courts,

and an indoor pool,

and a state-of-the-art
sound system.

We also offer
a special class

where we teach you how to walk
with your nose in the air.

Devin: Step 3:
the diversion.

Lily:
Your big idea is a sign.

Devin:
A school that strict,

people love to follow
the rules.

And now,
my favorite part of the tour.

The trophy case.

[sighs]

Lily: But what if
something goes wrong?

Devin: Don't worry.
We thought of everything.

Someone's coming.

Hey!
What are you doing?

Uh--

Mrs. McGregor.
Mrs. McGregor!

What are we gonna do?

We have
a contingency.

- What is it?
- Run!

But I've almost got it.

Forget it.
Let's go.

- Hurry.
- Come on!

♪♪

- Are you okay?
- Yes. Let's just get out of here.

Turns out, we didn't
think of everything.

We didn't think of
a lot of things, actually.

Sprinklers.

I thought we were
in a drought.

I cracked under
the pressure.

I should have used
a different font.

I'm sorry, guys.

I feel like
I led you down the wrong path.

I don't know how
things could have gone any worse.

I do.

You're in
a lot of trouble.

We didn't snitch.
I swear.

Coach: Look, a little
friendly rivalry

never hurt anyone.

And I was impressed
with the flamingoes.

But this is serious.

What were you
planning on doing with that jersey?

Best if you don't know.

You're probably right.

But it stops now.

Do you hear me?

- Yeah.
- Sorry, Coach.

- Right.
- Yes.

Look,
this hatred of Pinewood is misplaced.

Remember, it was
my decision to go.

That's true.

It was your decision
to abandon us.

Oh.

Now we're
getting somewhere.

Let's just get
all our feelings out.

I really don't think
that's a good idea.

Sure it is.
It's healthy.

Come on.
I can take it.

Okay, fine.

You betrayed us.

You're the first coach
we've had

that really
believed in us.

And that made us
believe in us.

But it was all
just a lie.

Yeah, and now you're gonna
go believe in Pinewood.

- Of all places.
- It feels like a slap in the face.

- All: Yeah.
- And after everything we've been through together,

- it's so wrong.
- All: Yes.

You should have at least
had the decency

- to tell us yourself.
- She's right.

I mean,
we deserve that much.

- Yeah.
- We should have just

left you alone
in the hallway with your mop.

Anyone else?

Feel better?

Okay.

Now that we got
all of that out of the way,

I expect you to focus and
get your head in the game.

And for the record,
it wasn't a lie.

I do believe in you.

[knocking]

Hey, bud.

I know you said
you didn't feel like dinner,

but I saved you some
for later.

Whatever.

Your mom and I
looked at your Instagram.

You don't need to
monitor me.

We weren't monitoring.

- We were enjoying.
- Yeah.

We even liked
some photos.

You did?

Well, did you see
how mad everyone got

after I couldn't
finish the series?

Yes.

And I also saw how much
everyone loves your work.

Sorry about
what I said earlier.

You're really talented,
bud.

I know.

I mean, thanks.

We owe you
an apology.

Why didn't you tell us
you had so many fans?

I tried.

But you didn't
seem to care.

Look, I know it
sometimes seems

that Devin gets
all the attention because of soccer.

Sometimes.

Listen, honey,

we're just as proud
of you.

Group hug.
[chuckles]

Oh. Here.

Gotta finish the series
You know,

give the people
what they want.

- Really?
- Mm-hm.

But you're
still gonna have to pay for that lamp.

I figured.

Oh, and, uh, no more
zombie pictures of me, okay?

How did you--

I'm your dad.

That's what dads do.

♪♪

The banquet started
an hour ago.

Where's Coach?

Do you think he's
mad about what we said?

In retrospect,
even I think we were a little harsh.

Well, mostly Zoe.

Relax.
I was kidding.

If anything,
it's on me.

No, this is on all of us.

Great. Principal Walker's
about to start,

and Coach is
still not here.

End of year banquets
for our sports teams

are a tradition
here at Kentville.

But more than that,

they're a way for
players and coaches

to come together
and celebrate

their accomplishments.

To take pride in
their hard work,

and to look forward to
the journey ahead.

And we're very lucky
to have Coach Rivas here tonight.

No? Still not here?

Okay. Um--

Okay, well,
that's it then, I guess.

Um, everyone enjoy
the refreshments and festivities,

- and, uh--
- There he is.

Oh. Thank goodness.

Lookin' sharp,
Coach.

We were afraid
you weren't coming.

My apologies
for running late.

I had to make a stop
and pick this up.

What is it?

It's a box
full of patience.

Well, some things
are worth waiting for. Coach Rivas.

[applause]

Thank you all so much
for coming.

In case
you don't recognize me without my track pants,

I am Coach Rivas.

[laughing]

Before you girls
harassed me in the hallway,

I hadn't
thought about soccer...

in a long, long time.

I thought that part
of my life was over.

But I was wrong.

Coaching you has made me
fall in love with the game all over again.

So, thank you.

I am so proud of this team.

You have worked very hard,

and achieved much more
than I ever imagined.

Yeah, let's face it.

You weren't great
that first day.

[laughing]

You're pretty good now.

It's because of you.

No. It's because of you.

Because of your hard work,

perseverance,

and your team work.

As far as I am concerned,
standings don't matter.

And now...

it is time you look
like champions.

[cheering, applause]

Come get 'em.
Zoe.

- Emma.
- [giggles]

Parker.

It's okay to smile,
Mirabelle.

It is hard to make it
to the Olympics.

But with your
perseverance,

I have faith you might just
get there, captain.

Thanks, Coach.

But you didn't
have to do this.

It's okay.
Pinewood's paying me well.

So I'm way over
my feelings limit for the day.

Is this almost over?

I mean, I can take
an Uber home.

I think you're gonna want to
stick around for this.

Devin: Sometimes
when you're trying to get even,

you can forget just how far
you've already come.

[applause]

- Yeah!
- [cheering]

♪♪

When did you guys
do this?

Today.
Oh, and last night.

I didn't know you can make
a slideshow set to music.

Oh, I guess we're all
full of surprises, huh?

Okay, the IT guy
from work helped.

♪♪

Way to go,
mini Burke.

Those are
some cool shots.

Can I have a copy of
the one with me and Devin?

I could sell it to you.

Bailey!

Hey, I need to make
that lamp money somehow.

♪♪

[cheering, applause]

♪♪[dance]

Devin, come dance.

Just a second.
I'll be right there.

♪♪

And sometimes
when you're too focused on the wrong things,

like getting even,

you can come out
even more behind.

♪♪

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