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(man) And, yea, verily doth it be decreed
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in Book Three, Chapter Two
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that the Catalyst did rise up
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and unleash a bolt of energy of such force
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that nature and space were altered...
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(bird shrieking)
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(shrieking)
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(growling)
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Must... get... Thunder Muscle...
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(shrieking)
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(growling)
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Damn you, Prince Eldar!
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(woman) Tim Dempsey, world famous goalie
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and two time FIFA Golden Glove
Award winner, Tim Dempsey,
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for the first time, Thunder
Muscle is available in stores.
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Nice save!
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(rumbling)
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(insects chirping)
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Now that's how you make
a fucking commercial.
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Gives a whole new meaning to
the phrase "Thirst Quencher."
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How?
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Well, uh, I think anyone would
need to slake their thirst
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after a... after an action
packed morning like that.
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That's the current... meaning...
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(Peter) Yeah. Of thirst quencher.
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Yes, but I think this redefines it.
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No, no it doesn't.
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(bird chirping)
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Everybody, take a seat.
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Not on the rocks, they're plastic.
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Fill me in on this launch
tomorrow... whatta we got?
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Yes, sir, we are all set.
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Our squadron of six
helicopters are in place
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ready to drop the sand.
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Completely covering the Shard.
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Then we lower the four story
tall can of Thunder Muscle
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directly on top.
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(Doug) And exactly at noon,
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Tim Dempsey will begin his ascent.
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We estimate his arrival to the top
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at around three o'clock the next day.
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At which point Big Ben
will strike thirteen times
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and the Mayor will proclaim
it to be Thunder Muscle Day.
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Brilliant... and I mean
that in the American way,
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where something is actually brilliant
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not in the way you people
describe a cup of coffee.
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It is a great idea, right, sir?
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Oh, the idea is fine.
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More importantly, I get to go home...
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remain seated for twenty minutes.
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(chimp screeches)
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Sir, your new Director of
Strategy is in your office.
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My what?
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I didn't hire a Director of Strategy.
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No, sir, Lord Mountford sent him.
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Oh, and in answer to your earlier question,
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it's, "relating to or concerned
with the art of rhetoric.
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Asked in order to produce
an effect or make a statement
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rather than elicit information."
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You actually...
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What is the point of you even being here?
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(door opens)
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Hello, sir!
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I'm your new Director of Strategy.
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My name's Dave...
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You know, I appreciate you being here,
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but I didn't ask for,
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nor do I need, nor do I want,
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nor do I even know what
a Director of Strategy is.
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But, seeing as I'm in this shit
town for only 30 more hours,
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go ahead, knock yourself out.
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Yes, sir, please know
that I want you to treat me
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as you would any normal person.
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Without deference.
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Okay, I don't think that's
going to be a problem.
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See... I've already forgotten your name
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and everything about you.
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Dave.
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Director of strategy... your D.O.S.
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Sir?
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- Have we met?
- No, sir.
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Right, of course, okay well,
thank you for coming in.
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I appreciate it.
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I have been thinking of some ideas
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on the Thunder Muscle front.
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I'm particularly excited
about the prospects.
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First of all, I have
been crunching the numbers
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and I think Sainsbury's would be
ripe for an in-store promotion.
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Sounds good and I
encourage you to, not only,
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think outside the box but
outside the room as well.
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I do have several ideas, sir.
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Okay, great, but as I said,
I'm only here for another day.
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Why don't you get Dave to help you.
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I am Dave.
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Perfect!
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You guys will get along famously then.
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Thanks so much.
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Well, if you'd rather
I could work on leads.
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Yeah, you do that...
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What did you say?
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Well, I believe that Sainsbury's would...
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No, no, after that?
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I could work on getting leads.
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Yeah, okay.
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Great! Excellent!
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Ta ta!
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Guys, great!
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Just, uh...
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just give me a second,
I'm gonna run upstairs,
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clean up, grab a few things
and we'll be out of here.
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Okay, great, great!
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Wait right here!
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(beeping) Hey, stranger, just checking in.
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Umm... call me back.
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Uh, I gotta tell you more about that dream.
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I ended up going to
North Korea of all places
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and I blow up the world!
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What do you make of that?
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Uh, I'm gonna definitely
start that dream journal,
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I think it's a... a... a good idea.
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Um... alright, well, I'm
on the, uh, first plane out
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tomorrow night so, you know, call me back.
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Alright?
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Uh... my love to Fanny...
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Alright, bye.
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I've just gotten off the phone
with the accounts department...
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Hi, Doug...
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I've just gotten off the phone
with the accounts department.
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We've got a problem.
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And...
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We're missing over a
hundred thousand pounds
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from the Thunder Muscle account.
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What? How... Where?
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I don't know... I know
that it was there yesterday.
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I'm still tracing it but
these numbers are off.
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That can't be right.
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We can't afford the helicopters now
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or the rental of the Shard.
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Let alone the new microwave.
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I did those myself, give me that...
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This all adds up.
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This is fine.
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Oh well, that should be dollars not pou...
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Are we paying Tim Dempsey two
hundred fifty thousand pounds?
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Well, yes sir, that's what you budgeted.
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I wrote pounds?
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That's... What!
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How could I?
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Okay, we need an emergency
meeting with the creative team.
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We gotta go to plan B.
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No!
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Not hot plates.
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(lion roaring)
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Ok, we've got 22 tons of
sand and that's about it.
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We don't have six helicopters, we got one,
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no Shard, no Dexy's Midnight Runners.
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That's where we find ourselves.
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Think smaller.
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But also if it could involve
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a lot of sand that'd be good.
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- (bird chirping)
- A lot of sand.
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Too much sand, really.
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We build an enormous hourglass.
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Yes, and we fill it with Thunder Muscle!
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And Tim Dempsey has an
hour to drink his way free.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, like a
kind of David Blaine thing.
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- (eagle shrieking)
- Yeah... Wait, no, cause the Thunder Muscle
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will turn the sand into mud.
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Tax right off... We give
the sand to the sandless.
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We give every tramp a can of Thunder Muscle
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and ten pounds of sand.
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Uh, we don't, Tim Dempsey does!
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(Reggie) Yeah, we'll
make Tim Dempsey do it.
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(Todd) Forget the sand.
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Think Thunder Muscle.
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You... Go!
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Um, well I've got, uh, I've got Tim Dempsey
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dressed as both Rocky two and Rocky three.
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Boom. Rocky five.
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Five...
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Can I... Do you mind if I...
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No, no. Oh, great, great.
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I wanna be careful about it here.
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So, I'm wondering if we,
if we then go like this
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and then this and this,
right, and then this.
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Tim Dempsey is Rocky five
to sell Thunder Muscle.
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Okay, let me think about it...
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(whooshing)
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That's your idea ladies and fucktards.
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We drop torn up pieces of
paper from a helicopter!
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No, that's like what a
retarded rich kid would do.
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Not torn pieces of paper.
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Thunderbucks.
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A coupon good for one free can.
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We use the helicopter to
drop them all over London.
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Yeah, okay, make up about a ton of 'em...
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That's better, nice and clean.
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Nice and...
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clean.
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Vanessa... What time
does online check-in open?
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- (phone ringing)
- Vanessa!
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She's gone, sir.
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- Gone?
- Well, more like, taken a sabbatical.
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- You won't be seeing her again.
- Oh.
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- ("Life is Sweet" ringtone plays)
- But not to worry, I will handle everything.
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(Todd) Wilts!
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Yeah, What happened to you, man.
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Are you alright? What's... what...
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Alright, calm down, Jes...
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Yeah, well that makes two of us.
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Yeah, well, let's just meet at that place
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you took me to last time I was here?
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The, uh, place with the
all you can eat Mondays.
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Except this time let's stay away
from those white Russians, huh?
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Last time I had to carry you out of there.
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Okie doke.
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Sounds great, buddy.
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(clanging) Ok, see you there.
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Hey, Brent.
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What are you doing? You moving out?
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Yeah, I'm just selling this stuff,
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need to raise ?50,000 for the ladder.
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You wanna buy another TV
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or a trolley or...
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No.
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- 50 grand for a ladder?
- Yeah.
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I consider that to be a bargain.
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(elevator dings)
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Everyone's selling their work except me.
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I had that idea two years ago.
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Alright, here it is, only
42,300 more pounds to go, right?
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Get that ladder ready.
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This thing is basically only
good for popcorn now, but...
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I'm... I'm saying don't...
don't plan your dinner around it.
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Brent Wilts... where are you?
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(Todd) There he is!
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Hey, buddy!
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Hang it out!
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Dude, what happened to you?
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- Are you alright?
- I know.
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I have so much to tell you.
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Hey, Anthony.
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Hi, can I get a vodka soda
and a skim milk, please?
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Skim milk?
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Twelve quid.
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Yeah, thank you very much... yeah.
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Thank you?
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Very much?
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Todd could you lend me...
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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?42,312.
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Please?
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What... I'm sorry, what?
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00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:07,412
Yeah, yeah... I... I
need ?42,312... plus tip.
265
00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:08,480
Dude, what's going on?
266
00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:09,648
Are... are you in trouble?
267
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,882
Oh no, quite the opposite.
268
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,551
I'm in reassurancement.
269
00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:13,919
Yeah, I don't think that's a real word.
270
00:11:14,087 --> 00:11:15,854
Uh, it is... it's in the book.
271
00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:17,255
Well, regardless I can't just give you
272
00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:19,524
forty two thousand whatever pounds.
273
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,293
Oh, come on, Todd...
274
00:11:21,428 --> 00:11:24,529
I got three words for
you, Lisbon boat show.
275
00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:26,932
My... doesn't matter,
I'm not gonna give you...
276
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:30,135
Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna level with you,
277
00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:34,973
I need the money for an
"investment opportunity."
278
00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:37,943
Okay, The fact that you're
saying investment opportunity
279
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,911
in air quotes makes it less likely
280
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,179
for me to give you money.
281
00:11:41,281 --> 00:11:44,249
What you need is a "Business Plan."
282
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,051
Right, right, here's the deal deal...
283
00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:49,387
honestly honestly, you
heard about this comet
284
00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:51,456
- Phantasos right?
- Yeah...
285
00:11:51,558 --> 00:11:53,458
So, it's going to be entering
our atmosphere next week!
286
00:11:53,594 --> 00:11:58,731
So, ?42,324 by next week.
287
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:00,866
- Okay, look...
- Before next week.
288
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,300
Alright, look... if you're
going to keep dicking around
289
00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:03,668
I'm out of here.
290
00:12:03,837 --> 00:12:05,103
And I'm going to tell
Mountford where to find you.
291
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:06,171
No, come on Todd... Todd.
292
00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,372
Please will you... Get off me!
293
00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,674
God... sugar, sugar, shit, shit.
294
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,743
Oi, watch your language.
295
00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:15,247
You want me to get Olga to
lay you out again, Wilts?
296
00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:16,748
Oh, Golly no.
297
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,140
Listen, Todd, Todd, I'm sorry.
298
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,775
I'm sorry about all this.
299
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,443
I don't know what I'm
doing, I'm just... I'm sorry.
300
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,311
I don't even have enough to cover this.
301
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,880
I'll pay for the drinks.
302
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,082
Uh, sorry, Todd,
303
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,685
things have just been
kind of crazy, you know.
304
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,988
'Scuse you.
305
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,556
(beeping)
306
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,495
Hey, hey buddy.
307
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,763
What d'you say about one for the road, huh?
308
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:46,798
Just for old times' sakes.
309
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,865
Two... two good buddies
310
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,068
just getting totally tipsy?
311
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,636
(sighing)
312
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,037
Alright, yeah... sure.
313
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,339
Great, great, great, great, great!
314
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,409
How completely rude of me,
315
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,545
I forgot to ask you...
316
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,680
how is your mom?
317
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,816
- My mom?
- Yeah.
318
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,752
- Fine...
- I mean, what is her name Ms. Margaret?
319
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,587
That'd be funny, if her
first name was Margaret
320
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,322
then she'd be Margaret Margaret.
321
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,824
But I guess that's her married name.
322
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,659
What's her maiden name?
323
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,860
My mom? It's Kingston.
324
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,928
- Kingston.
- Yeah.
325
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:17,962
(Brent) Ha, that's a good one.
326
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,530
Kingston, yeah...
327
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,432
Kingston, Kingston, Kingston.
328
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,468
That'd be... you know, that'd
be a great name for a cat.
329
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,702
You got a cat don't you?
330
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,003
What's your, that's not your cat's name,
331
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,271
'cause your cat's name is...
332
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,272
Uh, Fanny.
333
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,707
- Fanny!
- Awesome cat!
334
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,276
Fanny, Fanny Kingston,
that's such a great... Yeah.
335
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,279
That's... but... your
cat's old now though, huh?
336
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,848
- No, no.
- No?
337
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,550
No, I mean she's... she'll
be seven in March so...
338
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,886
- March, March what?
- Cats live to be like...
339
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,354
- March what, just 'cause it's...
- Tenth.
340
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,722
- So March tenth?
- Yeah...
341
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,924
- So, so that's... so 2009.
- Not old.
342
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,060
March 10th, 2009.
343
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,429
And what was the name
because Fanny's your cat
344
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,431
but you had a first pet didn't you?
345
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,899
Growing up, I'm sure you had a first...
346
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,400
what was the name of your first pet?
347
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,935
What was the name of the
street you grew up on?
348
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,270
'Cause I'm always, like, doing...
349
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,440
350
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:07,211
(moaning)
351
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,679
(straining) Madam... your jam!
352
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,881
No, not yet! Wait!
353
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,751
- No! It's...
- (crashing)
354
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,186
(Todd) What is this?
355
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,956
Oh, it's a cardamom infused,
mint, arrowroot antiseptic
356
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,458
and anti-inflammatory.
357
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,093
But there's notes of South
African vanilla bean in there.
358
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:26,964
So, you know, it's good,
tastes good on scones
359
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,034
- Woah, d?j? vu.
- Again?
360
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,171
Yeah, I feel like this has happened before.
361
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,039
Are you serious? It did.
362
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,240
A week ago.
363
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,475
No, I meant the...
364
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,377
And while we're on the subject.
365
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,878
You said you were leaving...
366
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,181
Oh yeah, oh God, it was...
367
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,649
We had all kinds of crazy complications.
368
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,717
- Yeah...
- Problems, I was gonna call...
369
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,753
No, no... it's just, it's fine...
370
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,288
you know, it's just, just a bit of fun...
371
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,622
- isn't it, ya know.
- Yeah, yeah.
372
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,457
It's not like I do that
all the time, though.
373
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,394
I'm actually... I'm very discriminating.
374
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,930
No, uh, I, same here,
I'm... yeah definitely.
375
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,667
I... you know, not every one is for me.
376
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,668
(laughing)
377
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,002
- You know.
- Okay.
378
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,038
So how well do you know Lord Mountford?
379
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,606
He's my boss, why?
380
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,842
Well, I just thought he'd be,
um, a good person to talk to
381
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,143
about getting a license, you know.
382
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,011
For a garden party thing I want to do.
383
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,446
Garden party?
384
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,248
What's that like a tea party?
385
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,717
Yeah, yeah, I guess that,
that's what you'd call it.
386
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,353
But you know we just wanted
something a bit more ambitious.
387
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,754
Ah, sounds proper English.
388
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,022
Ha, exactly.
389
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,290
But you wouldn't believe the nightmare
390
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,825
we get from the council.
391
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,793
- (woman) Ugh, the council...
- We just want it to be...
392
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,394
Typical bunch of short sighted
393
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,830
politically correct bureaucrats
who just want to stop people
394
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,198
enjoying themselves.
395
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,868
This is Rachel, she's a little bit extreme.
396
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,437
But she wouldn't be working
for me if she wasn't!
397
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,138
Sorry, I just... I want the garden party
398
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,040
to appeal to my generation.
399
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,209
You know a lot of people think
it's out of date, but it's not.
400
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,045
It's just... English.
401
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,348
I want people to walk away
going "that's how to do it."
402
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,183
That's what makes Britain great.
403
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,718
Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
404
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,986
I mean I'll...
405
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,755
I'll give Lord Mountford
a call in the morning.
406
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,190
Awww!
407
00:16:07,524 --> 00:16:09,190
Where's all the stuff?
408
00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:14,595
(clattering)
409
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:19,167
Oh, well, not my problem.
410
00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,469
411
00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:27,141
Good news Mr. Margaret.
412
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:28,710
I just got off the phone to the airline
413
00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:30,611
and they've located your lost luggage.
414
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,813
(scoffs) Of course.
415
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,448
It was in Portland... but not to worry,
416
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,216
I've told them to put it
on the next flight to London
417
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:36,784
and I'll have Trevor
deliver it to your flat
418
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,852
first thing in the morning.
419
00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:39,053
What?
420
00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:41,222
Why'd you do that? I leave today.
421
00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:44,392
But you can't leave, I have
all these plans for you.
422
00:16:44,494 --> 00:16:46,127
Well, maybe next time, Dave.
423
00:16:46,229 --> 00:16:49,630
I should be back around
the 33rd of Fuck-uary.
424
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,100
Now get back on the phone
and re-route that luggage
425
00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:53,167
back to Portland.
426
00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:54,168
I'm very sorry, sir.
427
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,870
I... I... I misread the situation.
428
00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:57,672
I've been under a lot of pressure recently.
429
00:16:57,774 --> 00:16:59,707
One of my crew was supposed
to be working the decks...
430
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,176
Dave, I don't care
about your dance parties.
431
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,444
It's a regatta.
432
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,146
I'm 41, I don't know all the slang.
433
00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:06,447
41? May I say, sir,
434
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,617
you do not look a day over 35.
435
00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:12,353
Do I look like a girl to you?
436
00:17:14,991 --> 00:17:16,991
Oh.
437
00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:21,429
Uh, sir, just one more
thing, um, the bank called.
438
00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:23,898
Uh, Just to clarify, this
purchase you made last night
439
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,767
from the company account.
440
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,069
I didn't make any purchase last night.
441
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:29,771
Uh, for a ladder?
442
00:17:29,873 --> 00:17:31,472
A very nice ladder I suppose.
443
00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:32,707
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
444
00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:34,709
I didn't buy any ladder last night.
445
00:17:34,844 --> 00:17:36,310
At 1:12 am you withdrew
446
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,380
a little over ?42,000
from the company account.
447
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:40,415
For a ladder.
448
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:41,649
No...
449
00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:42,850
450
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:46,120
How much... how much exactly?
451
00:17:46,222 --> 00:17:48,523
?42,300.
452
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,491
I... I can check into it.
453
00:17:50,593 --> 00:17:52,693
No, uh, no, I'll... don't worry about it.
454
00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:54,128
I'll handle it. Thanks.
455
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,030
Uh, you just go and make
sure everything's good
456
00:17:56,132 --> 00:17:57,732
for the Thunder Muscle drop today, alright.
457
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:58,699
I don't want any screw-ups.
458
00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:00,068
Oh, yes, sir.
459
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:02,136
Okay, shut the door behind you, please.
460
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:03,271
(Dave) Sure.
461
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,508
How much was his fucking
skim milk in that place?
462
00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:15,183
Hi ho, Brent here.
463
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:16,617
Sorry I missed your call
464
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:18,219
but I'm too busy climbing the ladder.
465
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:19,987
You can leave a message, but I'm not sure
466
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,422
I'll have reception where I'm going.
467
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,857
(beeping)
468
00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:25,193
I want my money, fuckstick...
I know it was you.
469
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,128
That money better be put
back in the account today
470
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,830
or I am going straight to Mountford.
471
00:18:28,932 --> 00:18:30,498
And you do not want to be on
the wrong side of Mountford
472
00:18:30,617 --> 00:18:31,833
when he loses his shit.
473
00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:34,302
- Okay!
- (knocking)
474
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,538
And, finally, sir, to
commemorate your working here
475
00:18:37,674 --> 00:18:40,441
the, uh, team have got together
and uh, chipped in and we've...
476
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,510
we've got you a little going away present.
477
00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:47,148
Oh.
478
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,184
We think it's sand-tastic!
479
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,421
Well, thank you, but I don't
think that's gonna really
480
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,590
fit in the overhead compartment.
481
00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:57,058
But, that's kind of fortunate
482
00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:58,793
because that means I don't have to tell
483
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,996
you the real reason I
don't want to accept it.
484
00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:05,099
485
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,403
(helicopter blades whirring)
486
00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:19,547
What's that?
487
00:19:19,682 --> 00:19:20,648
I was wondering if you could, uh,
488
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,650
drop me off at Heathrow after this?
489
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:25,553
I've got a 6:30 flight back to the States.
490
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:30,892
491
00:19:34,097 --> 00:19:35,696
Pretty cool, huh?
492
00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,868
This was my idea.
493
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:43,371
- (ringtone playing)
- Oh, what...
494
00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:48,543
What is it, I'm in the helicopter!
495
00:19:48,711 --> 00:19:49,944
(Dave) Yes, sir, I
didn't want to bother you
496
00:19:50,046 --> 00:19:52,013
but I've found something
key to the missing money
497
00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:54,182
and I thought I should let
you know as soon as I could.
498
00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:55,616
Yeah?
499
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:56,651
Well, it seems as though your computer
500
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:57,852
may have been hacked.
501
00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,153
Unless...
502
00:19:59,255 --> 00:20:01,589
Did you give your password to somebody?
503
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,890
Oh, oh!
504
00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:05,293
I can see you on the
live feed... wave to me.
505
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,461
Look, this is not really
your department, Dave,
506
00:20:07,564 --> 00:20:08,863
don't worry about it.
507
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,531
I know, sir, but I just think this could be
508
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,167
potentially a very big can of worms and...
509
00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:14,502
(Todd) Don't open it.
510
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:15,603
What's that sir?
511
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:16,737
You got that?
512
00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:18,072
Yes, don't open.
513
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,440
It's just...
514
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:22,877
I appreciate the info, but just... drop it.
515
00:20:22,979 --> 00:20:24,011
Sir?
516
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,479
- But, I...
- You heard me,
517
00:20:25,582 --> 00:20:27,348
drop it, now!
518
00:20:31,921 --> 00:20:34,288
- (cord whipping through air)
- Alright, so the idea here is to, you know,
519
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,891
(booming) barely release
the, uh, the coupons
520
00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:38,459
at the first release point, ok.
521
00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:40,228
I want 'em to slowly scatter
522
00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:43,631
once we get to Trafalgar Square.
523
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,132
Umm...
524
00:20:45,235 --> 00:20:46,601
What?
525
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,503
(car alarm blaring)
526
00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:54,642
527
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,783
Life is Sweet
If I know what I need
528
00:21:02,885 --> 00:21:05,219
Without reservation
529
00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:09,290
Life's just sweet a real sensation
530
00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:14,462
Can't control myself anticipation
531
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,230
Things are gonna get worse
532
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:22,885
Damn you, Prince Eldar!
533
00:21:22,891 --> 00:21:24,801
I had a dream about this once.
534
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