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Previously on "spin city"...
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You're important, Charlie.
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She has feelings for you?
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I was getting all the signals.
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You mean a lot to me
and I don't always show it,
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but I think you're amazing.
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Charlie?!
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Caitlin!
Tim!
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Kara called again.
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Tell her I got gunned down.
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You used that one in October.
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You mean I actually get shot
and I can't even use it?
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Look, when Caitlin gets here,
tell her I'm not in.
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I don't want to talk to her
right now.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Do you want me
to check these numbers
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or do it together?
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You take care of it.
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Great. Anything else
you want to talk about?
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No.
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Great. See ya.
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Yes!
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We have to talk about
last night.
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Oh...
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Charlie, you tried to kiss me.
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I did?
I don't remember that.
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I was all whacked-out
on pain medication.
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They gave you Tylenol.
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Extra-strength Tylenol.
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I was trippin' hard.
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Come on.
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It's in the past.
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Nothing can be gained
by talking about it.
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You tried to kiss me
and I want to know why.
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You tried to kiss Caitlin?
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No, and please,
don't repeat this.
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Repeat what?
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Charlie tried to kiss Caitlin.
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Classic.
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We are not talking about it.
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What?
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He made a move on Caitlin
and got slammed.
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Ooh!
Access denied!
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Get...Out!
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You see what happens
when you talk about this stuff?
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I just feel bad
about what happened.
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I'm in this great relationship
and all you have is...Nothing.
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You're all alone.
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No, no, I happen to be seeing
someone very special.
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Who?
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Her name is...
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Kara.
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How come I haven't
seen you with her?
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Uh, Kara's
a very private person.
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What does she do?
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She's a spy.
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Well, I'd love to meet her.
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Maybe you have
and you don't know it.
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No, you're my peanut.
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No, you're my peanut.
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Look, I can't be
the peanut right now.
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Last week, you were
a "pookie-pie."
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Now you're
a bona fide snack food.
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Things are getting serious.
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Come on, you must do silly
relationship things with Kara.
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You don't want to know
how silly we get.
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We are all about silly.
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I would like to meet her.
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Why don't you guys join
Tim and I for lunch?
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Great.
Kara and I would love that.
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Great.
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You're back together with Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Hey, hey, Kara's great.
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The woman set your bed on fire.
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That was an accident.
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She had no way of knowing
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that match would light
that oily rag.
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Charlie, what's going on?
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You try to kiss Caitlin,
now you're back with Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Hey, she's
an obsessive-compulsive
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manic-depressive with a touch
of delusional paranoia...
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not crazy.
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Gentlemen,
I'd like you to meet Chad.
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He's an old friend
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who's had a little trouble
with the law.
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What did they get you for?
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Loitering.
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Not bad.
I shot a guy.
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Anyway, I've decided
to offer him a position
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here at city hall.
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So I want you to treat him
as an equal.
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Thank you.
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Here's a dollar.
Go grab me a soda.
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Believe it or not,
back at school,
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Chad used to beat me
at everything.
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I'd get an "a",
he'd get an a-plus.
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I'd help an old lady
across the street,
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he'd give Norman mailer
a tracheotomy with a bic pen.
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Then he got expelled
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and he never recovered,
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all because of
a cruel twist of fate.
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Didn't you slip a joint into
his pocket during a dorm search?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh, cruel fate.
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Well, Kara,
it's great to see you.
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Oh, well,
I'm so happy to be here.
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Although I must tell you
I was advised not to come...
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By all five of my therapists.
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Oh, you got it down to five?
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I hope you didn't call me just
because you know I'm available.
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No, no, you're special.
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Sure, there are plenty of women
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who are attractive
and interesting,
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but with you there's
this added element of...Fear.
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Oh, well...
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Hey, sorry we're late.
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We were walking
through the park.
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We saw a caricaturist
and we just couldn't resist.
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The cowboy theme was h idea.
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I love this girl.
She's crazy.
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So is this one.
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This is gonna be fun!
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Looking forward to it.
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So, Kara, it's nice
to finally meet you.
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I'm Caitlin.
This is Tim.
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It's nice meeting you both.
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Can I take your drink order?
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Coke, please.
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Is Pepsi okay?
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Did I say Pepsi?
No, I said coke.
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I want a coke!
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She really likes coke.
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How long have you two
been seeing each other?
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It's been a couple of months,
and we clicked immediately.
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We have so much in common.
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Just like us.
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I mean, I grew up in New York.
Kara grew up...Where she did.
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From there it was just
click, click, click.
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It's amazing when you meet
someone and you just know.
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Same thing happened
with me and Kara.
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We are so right for each other
that there's no way
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I could ever be interested
in anyone else.
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Yep...
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Kara's the one for me.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry, I just...
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waited so long to hear that.
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Oh...
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Hey!
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Who do I gotta bang
to get a hot roll around here?!
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Carter and Paul should be back
with Chad any minute.
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That's a really nice thing
you're doing.
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Well, Stuart,
seeing an old friend
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cold, hungry,
alone on the streets,
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I couldn't help thinking, "why?
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Why did he
have to recognize me?"
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But it feels good
to be doing the right thing.
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Chad, you look fantastic!
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Thank you, Randall.
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This opportunity
means a lot to me.
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Well...
is that my suit?
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Yep.
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I never noticed it
until Chad put it on.
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Well, Chad's got a better body
than the mayor.
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No, it just looks that way
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because of the mayor's
horrible posture.
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You're bald.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I am here today to announce
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my new job-creation program,
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and to assist me
I have hired Chad follansbee...
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a penniless vagrant...
And a hell of a guy!
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I hired this man...
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To make sure the underprivileged
have a voice.
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Chad!
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What's it like
to live on the streets?
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I'll take that.
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Not good.
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When I was on the street,
I didn't have a shelter,
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I didn't have clean clothes,
but I always had hope.
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And if I do anything
for the disenfranchised,
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it will be to let them know
that there is hope.
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Of course...
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Hope has to be matched
with real assistance.
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We need
a more effective meals program,
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more low-income housing
and a jobs-training program.
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That's very impressive, Chad.
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By the way,
you look dynamite in that suit.
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Well, you know what they say,
"clothes make the man."
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Chad's great.
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You're still bald.
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Charlie, your phone
has been ringing off the hook.
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Who called?
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"Kara, Kara, Kara, your mom...
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And Kara."
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What did my mom want?
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She wants to know
why Kara keeps calling her.
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What is going on
with you and Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Paul, that's the last time
I want to hear you say that.
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You spent six months
dodging her.
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You know
she's not right for you.
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Of course I know.
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I only called her
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because you think
I'm into Caitlin.
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Are you?
No!
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I'll admit, she's been
on my mind a lot lately.
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I've been jealous.
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I tried to kiss her.
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Oh, damn it,
I think I'm into her.
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I thought we'd be friends,
but who am I kidding?
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I'm not a guy that can
be friends with a woman.
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You gotta sit Caitlin down
and open up to her.
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Or I could not sit down with her
and n open up to her.
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I think I'll go with mine.
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You don't want to end up
like those couples
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who act like friends,
but they're actually so close...
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that they finish
each other's sentences.
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Exactly.
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When you're that connected,
eventually you'll end up
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romant...
romantically involved.
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Okay, that was disturbing.
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But you're right.
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I do have to tell her
how I feel.
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Caitlin, do you have a minute?
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Oh, not now.
I just got a message from Tim.
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He has something very important
to talk to me about.
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I think
it might involve a ring.
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Wow!
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That is exciting.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
I'm happy for you.
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Thank you.
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This is terrible.
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I'm gonna
have to get her a gift.
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Hello?
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Charlie...
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I'm just checking in.
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I know how upset you were
about Caitlin,
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and I want to make sure
you didn't do anything stupid.
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Carter,
give me a little credit.
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Oh, if that's my pharmacist,
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tell him I ran out
of mood stabilizers.
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Is that Kara?
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If you had sex with her,
it would be a huge mistake.
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I wish you had called me
6 minutes ago.
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I mean 60.
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Don't tell anyone
I was with her.
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Give me a little credit.
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He slept with her...
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Right after
he took her to dinner.
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Ooh! Get details.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What did they order?
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Peanut?
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Who was that?
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Just friends from work.
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Good, 'cause I'd freak out
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if you were talking
to another woman.
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Hello?
Hey, Caitlin...
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ski...
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It's Bob caitlinski.
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A male friend of mine.
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What?
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00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:40,250
Tim broke up with you?
Don't cry.
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Come on, you're smart,
you're beautiful.
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Bob's very insecure
about his looks.
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I'll be right over.
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I gotta go.
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Sounds like he's ready to snap.
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Wait.
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Mm...
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Here, take these.
They prevent violent outbursts.
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Why don't you keep them?
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00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:25,088
Looks like you have
a serious paper jam.
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Let's have a look.
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Oh, thank you.
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Here's your problem.
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Wow! You are so mechanical.
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Okay, Randall, she digs you.
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Now keep it subtle.
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I'm incredibly wealthy.
283
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Randall, I was going over
the budget,
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and it looks like we can afford
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my jobs program
for homeless veterans.
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00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,249
It is so refreshing
to meet someone
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who's passionate
about helping people.
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I'm Judy.
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I'm Chad.
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00:14:08,026 --> 00:14:12,159
Hey, Randy, are you going
to the Vietnam war protest?
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Oh, you bet.
I just finished my sign.
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I like a man who stands up
for what he believes in.
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00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:21,539
Okay, Randy, she digs you.Now, keep it subtle.
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My father's incredibly wealthy.
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00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:26,159
After the rally,
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would you like to see
the mills brothers?
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00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,450
Hey, Randy.
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Chad.
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You wanna see the Beatles?
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00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:36,007
I'd love to, Chad.
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Beatles... we'll be listening
to the mills brothers
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long after they're gone.
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00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,384
I was just heading out
for a cup of coffee.
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00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:48,279
Would you...
Care to join me?
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00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:49,541
I'd love to.
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00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,158
Charlie, it was terrible.
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00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:02,918
I meet Tim for dinner
expecting a proposal
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00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:07,244
and you know what he says...
he has an ex-fianc�e.
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00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:11,034
And she wants him back
and he's still in love with her.
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00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,026
Ohh!
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00:15:12,058 --> 00:15:14,391
I've never been so humiliated!
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00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,282
This is the worst moment
of my life!
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00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:21,110
I brought ice cream.
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00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:23,838
I really thought
he was gonna be the one.
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00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:25,300
I know how you feel.
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00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,297
No, you don't.
You have Kara.
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00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:30,858
Caitlin, the woman
set my bed on fire.
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00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:34,585
How can you brag
at a time like this?
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00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:38,110
No, she literally
torched my bed.
320
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,833
I lost my favorite comforter
and Mr. snuggles.
321
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,859
You have a Teddy bear?
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00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:47,854
I'm not a child.
He's an alligator.
323
00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:50,613
There you go.
324
00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:52,510
We're having fun now.
325
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:55,439
You know, you were
the first person I called.
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00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:58,166
I'm here for you.
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00:15:58,193 --> 00:16:02,860
Who would've thought that you'd
end up being my best friend?
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00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:05,550
Who would've thought?
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00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,022
I-I can't do this.
330
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:20,251
Uh, Charlie,
I think you're confused.
331
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:22,880
What you meant to say was,
"yes, thank you."
332
00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:29,030
I'm sorry.
333
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:31,792
I just realized something.
334
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,716
You're my best friend, too.
335
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,607
This is the best relationship
I've ever had.
336
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:47,199
I am more myself around you
than any woman I've ever dated.
337
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:48,656
I don't want to screw this up.
338
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:51,187
Now I totally want you.
339
00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:55,609
No, don't you see?
340
00:16:55,638 --> 00:16:59,239
For the first time in my life,
I can be friends with a woman.
341
00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:01,231
I'm above casual sex.
342
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:04,427
Can't you be above it tomorrow?
343
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:08,253
Caitlin, it would be amazing...
344
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:11,979
But you mean too much to me.
345
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:20,194
Look, I was confused
about my feelings for you.
346
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:24,054
But now I'm not. We're friends
and that's what's important.
347
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:28,112
Well, I guess I'll have to
suppress my sexual urges
348
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:31,037
by stuffing my face
with ice cream.
349
00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:33,530
Does that work?
Yeah.
350
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:35,425
I'm gonna need this.
351
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:43,477
Randall, I was going over
the speech you wrote
352
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:45,838
and, um, there's just one thing
I didn't like.
353
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,000
Uh-huh.
354
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,197
All of it.
355
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,821
That is one surly hobo.
356
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:57,814
It's like prep school
all over again.
357
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,040
I feel inferior and insecure.
358
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:04,701
If he makes you feel that way,
why don't you get rid of him?
359
00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:05,860
Oh, I can't.
360
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,923
I just sang his praises
in front of the press.
361
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,886
You know, Paul, I'm just gonna
have to handle this like a man.
362
00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,511
I'm gonna walk
right up to Chad and...
363
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:16,072
Plant my wallet on him.
364
00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:17,335
You wait a few minutes
365
00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,732
and then you come in
with a security guard.
366
00:18:19,761 --> 00:18:21,028
We won't press charges.
367
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,324
I'll get him a job
in the private sector.
368
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,720
He'll make lots of money
for doing nothing.
369
00:18:25,749 --> 00:18:29,116
Maybe Chad could stay
and I could go.
370
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,275
In a perfect world,
we'd get both.
371
00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:36,031
Chad...
372
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:40,493
I just want to say, um...
373
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:44,750
How much we've loved
having you around city hall.
374
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,641
You have?
375
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,670
Of course.
376
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,933
I want to apologize for the way
I've been acting.
377
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,095
Oh...
378
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:54,160
No, no, I...
379
00:18:54,188 --> 00:18:59,188
the fact is,
I'm...Jealous of you.
380
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:02,109
I've always been
jealous of you.
381
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,172
You have?
382
00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:07,600
At Wellington,
you were so cool and confident,
383
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,293
my whole life was just consumed
384
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,253
with trying to beat Randall
385
00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:15,450
when all I really wanted
was to be Randall.
386
00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:17,276
That means so much to me.
387
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:19,740
And you give me
this second chance
388
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,867
and I revive
my petty competition.
389
00:19:21,897 --> 00:19:24,530
Truth is...
390
00:19:24,557 --> 00:19:26,590
I'm lucky to know
a man like you.
391
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,186
Winston...
392
00:19:28,216 --> 00:19:30,350
You are pure class.
393
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,309
There he is!
394
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,272
I saw that guy
steal the mayor's wallet!
395
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,867
What are you talking about?
396
00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:38,863
Wait a...
397
00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,460
nice try, huh?
Let's go.
398
00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:44,155
Oh, wait.
Now, there's been a mistake.
399
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,216
Hold on a second.
Randall!
400
00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:49,941
Fate...
401
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,237
She's a fickle lady.
402
00:19:57,787 --> 00:20:00,954
That's not working.
403
00:20:04,075 --> 00:20:06,708
Justwanted to check back in
404
00:20:06,735 --> 00:20:09,802
and see if things worked outwith Kara.
405
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,262
Crazy Kara?!
406
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,492
Shut up, Paul!
407
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,054
Hey...
408
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,318
I wanted to thank youfor coming by.
409
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,947
The more I get to know you,the more you surprise me.
410
00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:22,173
I hope Kara'snot too mad at you,
411
00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:24,770
and I hope you geta good night's sleep.
412
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:32,254
0 for 2.
413
00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:33,681
Anyway, I really respect
414
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,177
that you put friendshipbefore sex.
415
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,907
And I have to admit,as I lie here in the tub,
416
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:41,267
covered in bubbleswith candles going,
417
00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:43,562
it's probably betteryou're not here.
418
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:51,745
Can I come in?
419
00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:27,111
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
420
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:31,711
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