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Maybe we should take a break,
sir.
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We've been at this for hours.
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Charlie, no one ever said
running this city was easy.
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Okay.
Your next piece of fan mail
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comes from Billy klug, age 9.
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"Dear Mr. Mayor,
I'm in the hospital.
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If you sent me your photo,
it would make me happy."
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Hand me a photo.
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I'm gonna sign this one
personally.
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This one is from a 10th-grader
from public school 104.
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I just approved a pay raise
for their teachers.
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"Mr. Mayor,
I think you are more better
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than our last mayor."
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Can we get our money back?
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Oh, I'm sorry about that,
Stuart.
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"Winston...
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The next time I see you,
you are a dead man."
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I said I was sorry.
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It sounds like a death threat.
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"I find your temerity
beyond reproach."
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Well, we know one thing...
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this guy didn't go
to p.S. 104.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Don't move.
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There's something on that desk.
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Be nice.
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I couldn't leave rags
home today.
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We have a rat problem.
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Yeah, they keep trying
to mate with him.
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His hair looks a little longer.
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Has he been dipping
in your Rogaine?
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These are hair extensions.
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Ready for our meeting
with the baseball guy?
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Yep. Remember,
we just want them to move
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their team to staten island,
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so please don't start
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one of your boring
baseball lectures.
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So this morning when I explained
how expansion is watering down
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major league pitching,
that was boring?
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. claremont.
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I'm Charlie Crawford.
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Charlie Crawford.
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You look familiar.
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Were you in the service?
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Does community service count?
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You played third base
for weston high school.
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I was a scout back then.
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You got a great memory.
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You had some, uh, pretty good
stats your senior year.
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Did I? Because for me
it was all about the team.
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The fact that I hit .407
with 59 rbis and 12 dingers...
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that was just gravy.
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Charlie, let's focus
on what's important.
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You're right.
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I was also a great fielder.
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I'll come back.
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Well, we'd like to move the team
as soon as possible.
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In fact, we have
a tryout game tomorrow.
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Can anyone try out
for the team?
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Not anyone.
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You need to
have really excelled
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at the high school
and college level.
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Like someone
who was mvp at weston high
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three years running?
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If you're interested
in the tryout,
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I can get you in the game.
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I don't know.
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I'm a very busy man.
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I might be able to clear
some time in the afternoon.
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The game's in the morning.
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Perfect.
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Remember the play I made
to win the championship?
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It was a hot smash
down the third-base line.
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I snared it, came up firing...
do you remember that?
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Good God!
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That was some play, huh?
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No, there's a giant possum
behind us.
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Sorry!
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Why would anyone want
to kill me?
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Public figures are
often targeted by sociopaths.
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Plus you're an easy mark.
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Any guy with half a brain
and a rifle
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could pop your head off
like a coconut.
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Paul, let's switch seats.
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Mr. Mayor, this is Mike viola
from downtown security.
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Thank you, Angie.
Downtown security?
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The mayor hired us
to protect him.
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Your bodyguard would take
a bullet for me. True?
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Yes, sir.
Excellent.
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Less excellent for you.
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Now, our first order
of business
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is to assign you all
code names.
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Mr. Mayor,
you're silver fox.
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Nice.
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Mr. bondek,
you're lone wolf.
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Sweet.
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What's mine?
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Your code name is flapjack.
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Flapjack?! How come they get
cool names... I get flapjack?!
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They're randomly assigned.
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All my life I've been stuck
with lousy nicknames.
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In high school
I was called buttcake.
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Please, I'm begging you...
anything but flapjack.
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Viola to command center.
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Mr. lassiter's code name
is no longer flapjack.
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Thank you it's now buttcake.
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Where the hell were you?
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I have been waiting
for 45 minutes.
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I was down in accounting.
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You know those bean counters.
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All they understand
is brute force.
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I was at the batting cages.
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Well, now that you're here,
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I want to show you some research
that I did on the stadium.
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I've gathered all the figures,
and if you look at this...
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I'm Bob costas, and, folks,this is it...
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world series, game 7,all tied up, bottom of the 9th.
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At the plate,Charlie Crawford...
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all-star game mvp,golden glove winner,
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and occasional backup guitaristfor the rolling stones.
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It's interesting to note
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that Crawford has dedicatedthis game to his girlfriends,
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Elle MacPhersonand Gwyneth paltrow.
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Here's the pitch.
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Swing and a long drive,way back and gone...
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a home run!
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Charlie Crawfordhas won the world series
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for the New York Yankees.
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What a fitting endto a stellar season.
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You know, a lot of eyebrowswere raised
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when this handsome devil
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broke the billion-dollarsalary mark,
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but I sayhe's worth every penny.
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Yah!
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Hyah!
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Yah!
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Yah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Hyah!
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Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
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Charlie...
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Hyah!
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Yeah, that's the best research
I've ever seen.
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Focus. We have that stadium
meeting first thing tomorrow.
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Oh, about that...
would it be cool if I skipped it
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and tried out for
a minor-league baseball team?
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Sure, fine.
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Why not?
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In fact, I'll skip
the meeting, too,
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so I can fly to L.A.
And become a laker girl.
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This is important.
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Is this some sort
of midlife crisis?
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Why can't you just go bald
and buy a Porsche
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like normal men?
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Look, growing up,
I was the best ballplayer
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my high school had ever seen.
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Didn't you go to the same school
as Reggie Jackson?
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He didn't have my flair.
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Anyway, my coach
pulled some strings
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and got me a pro tryout.
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I was gonna blow
everybody away.
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But when I got down there,
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I couldn't believe
the caliber of talent.
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So I lost my nerve and walked
straight into the nearest bar.
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That's terrible.
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Not really.
It was nickel beer night.
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I meant quitting.
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Not a week goes by
that I don't think, "what if."
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That's why I have to do this,
Caitlin.
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I gotta put this behind me.
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I just wanna go out there
and just get one hit.
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I understand.
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I know what it's like
to have an unfulfilled dream.
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Laker girl?
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I had
more spirit than they ever knew.
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The mayor's approval rating
is up
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with the elderly and women.
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But if you look
at the next chart,
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one thing becomes obvious.
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It's obvious Paul was the least
popular guy at hedonism.
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All right, Stuart...
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Where'd you get the picture?
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Hey, it's not my fault
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you left your vacation slides
locked in your desk.
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Stuart, I'm very disappointed
with you.
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Thank you, sir.
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I would rather have seen the one
of Paul's hula lesson.
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Sir, give me some credit.
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Excuse me, Stuart.
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I refuse to stay here
and be humiliated.
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Buttcake on the move.
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Mr. lassiter, after a security
review of city hall,
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we determined
that being press secretary
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puts you at a very high risk.
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Oh, great... like my day
hasn't been bad enough.
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We've decided,
if you would like,
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that we will provide you
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with your own
personal security guard.
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My own personal security guard
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that would protect me
from anyone?
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That's correct, sir.
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Yes, I think I'd like that.
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Hi. I'm trying to find
a pitcher named Carson.
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Yeah, he's in the locker room.
Just look for number 33.
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Hi. Um...
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Which one of you is Carson?
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I mean the real Carson.
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I'm carrying his baby.
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Look, it's not that
the night we spent together
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wasn't special...
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I'm not pregnant.
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Oh, thank God.
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You're pitching today, right?
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I need you to take it easy
on one of the batters.
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I don't do that.
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You know, you're really cute.
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Who's the guy?
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Paul, did you just kick me?
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Why, yes, I did.
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Who's this guy?
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Vince is my new
personal security guard.
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He's a former green beret
and has a black belt in karate.
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Is there a problem here,
Mr. lassiter?
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I'm not sure.
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Is there a problem, Stuart?
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Heh heh. No.
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No problem here...
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just talking with
my good buddy Paul.
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Vince...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow! Make him stop!
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That's enough for now.
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How'd you get the pitcher
to agree
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to take it easy on Charlie?
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I just promised I'd attend
his next game...And his prom.
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What makes you think
he'll actually do it?
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Just a hunch.
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Way to go, Charlie!
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You the man!
Whoo!
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Oh, this is fantastic.
Charlie got his hit.
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Now he can forget about baseball
and move on.
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Ha ha ha!
I am so making this team!
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So, what are you wearing
to the prom?
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Hey.
It's my good buddy Carter
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and his trusty...
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All right, what is this thing?
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Rags is a rare,
prizewinning breed.
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He's 1/2 schnauzer,
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a 1/4 bichon, 3/5 cockapoo,
1/5 shih tzu,
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and 1/5...Woodchuck.
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You're in a pretty good mood.
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And why shouldn't I be?
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As of today, I am a legitimate
major league prospect.
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Charlie,
it was just one home run.
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One home run
off their top draft pick.
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That guy's gonna be throwing
for the Yankees next year.
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If I do well in the next game,
who knows?!
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I could make the team.
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I love this little guy.
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Here. He might need this.
261
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,177
Caitlin...
You gotta tell Charlie
262
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,797
that pitcher
wasn't really trying.
263
00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:44,551
He's getting
completely carried away.
264
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,697
How do you tell a man
his dream is over?
265
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,691
If memory serves, you tell him,
266
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,791
"you can't sing,
you can't dance,
267
00:12:50,721 --> 00:12:53,087
and you look lousy
in that cat suit."
268
00:12:56,912 --> 00:12:58,246
Hey, Stuart...
269
00:12:58,214 --> 00:13:01,680
Did you finish proofreading
my press release?
270
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,715
Yes.
271
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:05,691
All right.
Run down to Richie's deli...
272
00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:07,615
pick me up
a tuna salad sandwich.
273
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:12,017
Oh, make sure you pick out
all the celery bits.
274
00:13:11,837 --> 00:13:15,636
Paul...One day
you are going to pay for this.
275
00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:18,088
Oh, I'm shaking in my shoes...
276
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,164
the ones you just shined.
277
00:13:20,093 --> 00:13:22,893
Oh, hey!
Did you guys hear the news?!
278
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,391
It turns out
this threat against me
279
00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,280
was nothing but a prank
by a couple of kids.
280
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,721
Can you believe that?
281
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,982
The good news is we don't need
the security any longer,
282
00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,524
so thanks, guys, very much.
283
00:13:39,493 --> 00:13:41,361
Mr. Mayor...
Mr. Mayor!
284
00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:44,570
Mr. Mayor, couldn't we just keep
on a few security guards,
285
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:45,714
just for good luck?
286
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:48,485
There's no need as long as
I'm out of danger, Paul.
287
00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:55,380
"Mr. Mayor...
You will soon be dead
288
00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:59,829
because I'm going to chop
your head off."
289
00:14:04,784 --> 00:14:07,484
I am a genius.
290
00:14:12,088 --> 00:14:15,387
If anyone's car is parked
behind center field,
291
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,363
you might want to move it now.
292
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,252
Looks like Charlie's
on his own.
293
00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:23,169
Couldn't make another deal
with the pitcher?
294
00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,406
He's back with his girlfriend.
295
00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:25,910
All right, kid.
296
00:14:25,869 --> 00:14:28,470
Throw me that weak-ass...
Strike one!
297
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:31,611
What the hell was that?
298
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,031
Okay.I got caught off guard.
299
00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:38,751
Dig in...Head down...Watch it.
300
00:14:38,602 --> 00:14:39,968
Watch it.
301
00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:43,609
Strike two!
302
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,184
He wasn't throwing this hard
yesterday.
303
00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:49,597
Your hot friend
told him not to.
304
00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:50,990
What?
305
00:14:50,954 --> 00:14:52,453
She said she'd go
on a date with him
306
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:54,115
if he served you
a couple meatballs.
307
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,499
I'm gonna strike out like Paulat a nightclub.
308
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,316
You played this gamefor 20 years.
309
00:14:58,257 --> 00:14:59,724
You know how to get on base.
310
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,736
Dead ball!
Take your base!
311
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:10,115
Oh, man, that hurt.
312
00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:13,640
I still havethree more at-bats.
313
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,399
Hey, Stuart.
What you eating?
314
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,694
Corned beef on rye.
315
00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:23,745
Hmm. Looks good.
316
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:27,167
You realize your thug isn't here
to protect you anymore.
317
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:36,101
Angie, call an ambulance.
318
00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:38,980
Tell them someone got thrown out
a window two minutes from now.
319
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,504
Hey, have you heard?!
320
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,158
I got
another threatening letter.
321
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:45,462
Sir, that's terrible.
322
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,679
Welcome back, Vince.
323
00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:49,502
Does this look familiar,
Mr. lassiter?
324
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:51,844
No, no, not really.
325
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,699
Look what we found
on the letter, sir.
326
00:15:57,986 --> 00:15:59,820
I hate to say this, Paul,
327
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:03,364
but your wanting to kill me
may color my judgment
328
00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:04,492
come bonus time.
329
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,430
Sir, I'm sorry.
330
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,616
I never meant
to chop your head off.
331
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:10,743
It's just that Stuart's been
picking on me a lot lately,
332
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:13,924
and having a security guard
allowed me to stand up to him.
333
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:17,000
You know, when I was
in the 10th grade,
334
00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:20,579
there was a bully
who wouldn't leave me alone.
335
00:16:20,436 --> 00:16:23,902
For six months
I lived in fear of this guy,
336
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:27,669
and then one day I mustered up
all of my courage,
337
00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:29,716
and I put an end to it.
How?
338
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:32,810
I had my dad buy him
a new pair of skis.
339
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,253
In hindsight, I wish I hadn't.
340
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:40,169
I wish I had looked him
straight in the eye
341
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:41,326
and said...
342
00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:44,131
"I have one thing
to say to you...
343
00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:48,129
I will not...Be...
Pushed...Around."
344
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:48,966
Thank you, sir.
345
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:50,984
That's just
what I needed to hear.
346
00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:53,886
That's my boy.
Go get 'em!
347
00:16:57,110 --> 00:17:01,377
Stuart, I've got one thing
to say to you...
348
00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:04,374
what kind of skis do you like?
349
00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:11,160
So, how you doing?
350
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,313
How do you think I'm doing?
351
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,541
I got hit by a pitch,
made three errors,
352
00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:16,932
and the crowd is booing me.
353
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:19,961
They're not booing you,
Charlie.
354
00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:23,680
They're saying,
"Charlie-e-e-e-o-o-o-ooh!"
355
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,695
I think I did hear
one guy booing.
356
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,811
I'm gonna go talk to him.
357
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:30,870
Look on the bright side.
358
00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:34,601
At least you got
that great hit yesterday.
359
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,620
Not really.
360
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,296
I know about you
and that pitcher.
361
00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,881
First he blows me off
for the prom,
362
00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:41,488
and now he tells on me?!
363
00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:42,805
Thanks a lot, Caitlin.
364
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:44,239
You made me look
like a real idiot.
365
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,934
I was just trying to help you.
366
00:17:45,884 --> 00:17:48,184
I knew how important
this was to you,
367
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,540
and I didn't want you to be
disappointed.
368
00:17:50,456 --> 00:17:53,057
Well, I've had
enough humiliation for one day.
369
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,265
I'm getting outta here.
370
00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:55,969
So you're just gonna walk away?
371
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:57,985
Actually, I could use a ride.
372
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,886
Maybe you can go flash
a cabby for me.
373
00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:02,610
Charlie, you can't leave.
374
00:18:02,555 --> 00:18:05,655
You owe it to yourself
to finish the game.
375
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,006
Because if I don't,
376
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:10,102
I'll be quitting like I did
in high school, right?
377
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:13,118
No, because I don't want
to hear you whining,
378
00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,601
"if only I had taken
that last at-bat.
379
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:16,843
Wah-hah, boo-hoo."
380
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,012
That's less inspiring.
381
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,891
All you wanted was one hit,
right?
382
00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:24,363
Yeah.
383
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:25,840
So go do it.
384
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,736
You want it in the thigh
or the chest?
385
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,700
Safe!
386
00:19:18,878 --> 00:19:20,179
Ha ha! Yes!
387
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:21,583
Ha ha ha ha!
388
00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:24,313
You're outta there!
Game over!
389
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:34,300
Congratulations.
390
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:35,686
You got your hit.
391
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,445
Yeah. I guess I did.
392
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:38,892
Are you ready to go?
393
00:19:38,851 --> 00:19:41,518
No, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna grab my gear.
394
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,306
Number 79...
395
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:53,902
Third baseman...
396
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:56,608
Charlie Crawford.
397
00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:08,643
So Charlie got to live out
his fantasy.
398
00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:10,409
Hey, you think dogs
have fantasies?
399
00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,351
I don't know.
400
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,169
Do you have a fantasy, boy?
401
00:20:13,114 --> 00:20:14,647
Do you have a fantasy?
402
00:20:14,606 --> 00:20:16,205
Oh, that's a good boy.
403
00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:18,762
You're just the best boy,
aren't you?
404
00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,937
Who is the most handsome dogin the entire world?
405
00:20:20,861 --> 00:20:22,995
Who is he?Is that you?
406
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:25,092
Is that you, my little baby?
407
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:29,155
Oh, yes, you aremy little baby.
408
00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:32,457
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
409
00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:37,057
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