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So what you're saying, doctor,
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is that my entire life
is falling apart
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and you're still vacationing
in Brazil.
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Why couldn't you
make it back in time?
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So, pay the ransom.
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No, no, no! I don't want
someone to cover for you!
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Look, you're my therapist.
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You and I
have a history together.
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You're like a father to me.
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Now, what are the chances
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someone's gonna walk
through that door,
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and I'm gonna feel
the same connection with them?
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Hi, I'm Dr. Peterson.
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I-I'll call you back.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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All right,
why don't you start
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by telling me
what brought you here today?
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Uh, well...
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I've fallen in love
with this woman I work with.
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Her name is Caitlin.
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So, we decided
that last night,
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we were gonna have sex.
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You know, for the first time.
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And you had difficulty
with your penis.
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No, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa!
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Thi is not the face
of erectile dysfunction.
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Look, the point is,
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normally I have sex
with someone first,
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then I fall in love.
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I mean, I-I've never
really loved anybody
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I haven't
already had sex with...
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You know,
with the obvious exceptions...
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my mom.
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My dog.
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Bruce Springsteen.
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So, you
and this Caitlin person
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were planning to make love
for the first time?
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Yeah, but come on, doc,
Caitlin and I are adults.
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We were approaching this
like any other date.
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Hello, Caitlin.
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Hello...
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Mmmichael.
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See, I love the way
you say my name.
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You put a "mmm"
in front of it...
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Like I'm delicious.
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Do you know
what time it is?
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Yes.
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It's about half an hour since
the last time you checked in.
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It's like being a kid
on Christmas morning.
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That killer hour
between 6:00 and 7:00.
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When all you want to do
is unwrap the presents.
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You know
what the best thing is?
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Knowing that this is
definitely gonna happen,
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because you are
way too much of a man
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to ever experience
erectile dysfunction.
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Michael,
did she really say that?
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It was implied.
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But listen, I don't think
we should make a big scene
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by leaving together.
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So wait five minutes
and then go.
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I'll meet you at your place.
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Five minutes... at my place.
Got it.
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One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
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three Mississippi...
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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Oh, yeah. Like chaka Khan
would hang out here.
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There she is!
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Tony.
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Mmmm.
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Tony's here!
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Tony?! Where?!
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Hey, Tony!
Hey, Tony!
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What are you doin' here?
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I was nowhere near
the neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd drop by
and give you this.
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Ohhh, that is so sweet.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Carter, Stuart,
I'll see you guys Friday night.
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Can't wait.
You got it.
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Hey, there, lady-killer!
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Oh! [LAUGHS]
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He-e-e-y, Tony.
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I like that guy.
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Tony DeMarco... so cool!
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Oh, I'm glad
you guys like him.
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Nikki,
it's just so nice for us
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to finally see you dating
someone who's not so...
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Loserly.
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I don't date losers.
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What about that creepy guy
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that used to sweep up hair
clippings at the barber shop?
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Okay, "a"...
it was a salon,
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and "b"...
I thought he worked there.
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Besides, I used to date Mike.
He's normal.
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216 Mississippi,
217 Mississippi,
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218 Mississippi,
219 Mississippi...
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Ow!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Uh, come in.
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Wow.
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You did all of this for me?
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This is the way I live, baby.
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Ooh, doves.
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I'm impressed.
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You, uh...
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You like animals?
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Yeah.
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'Cause, you know,
I also have roaches.
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So... How was your day?
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Honey, I...
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I don't want
to talk about my day.
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Oh, come on.
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That's one of the things
I find so sexy about you...
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that whole "take charge,
can do" thing, mmmichael.
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Well, I did have a meeting
with the mta.
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Did you?
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We... we... we raised
parking-meter rates...
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[STRAINED VOICE]
To 25 cents for 10 minutes.
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That's expensive.
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You know what I did?
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I didn't tell you yet.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
I knew it was gonna be good.
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I solicited
campaign donations.
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I phoned the governor.
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Ooh! I set up a town meeting.
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I fired
the park superintendent.
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You fired Eric frick?
How come?
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He was, uh,
he was a year late
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on the Washington square
park renovation.
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Well, was that his fault?
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Well... It had to be
somebody's fault.
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What... what are you doin'?
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I don't know.
I just feel bad for Eric.
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He's worked for the parks
department his whole life.
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Now what's he gonna do?
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D-d-don't feel bad for him,
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'cause... 'cause
I already got him a new job.
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At the midtown park...
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...ing garage.
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And he's happy.
He's so happy.
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I mean, he's a junior valet.
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And he works right under
a big sign that says, "park...
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Here."
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What are you doin'?
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Cait... Caitlin,
don't put the blouse...
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Caitlin,
step away from the blouse
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and get those breasts out
where I can see them!
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I'm sorry, Mike.
I just kind of lost the mood.
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We should just wait.
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I-I-I can't...
I can't wait.
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I only have those doves
till 10:00.
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I want it to be perfect,
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and tonight's
just not the night.
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Caitlin...
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I'm sorry, Mike.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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How was your day?
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Good morning.
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Ha.
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Hey, Mike, the foreman
of the new project just called.
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The construction workers
walked off the site.
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We had an agreement
with them.
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Apparently,
there were additional issues.
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So what you're saying is
that they...
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Promised
they would do something...
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And at the last minute,
then just up and left.
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Is there nothing
more frustrating?
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Maybe the construction workers
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wanted the building
to be perfect,
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and they thought
that starting work early
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would ruin the foundation.
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Well, the city
understands that,
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but is still...
Very...
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Eager...
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To break ground.
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The construction crew
is not about to go to work
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just because the city takes off
its pants and begs them to.
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This great Metropolis
does not beg.
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You know what?
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I'm starting to think
maybe this construction company
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is just
a little too emotional.
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It doesn't really know
wha it wants.
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Spoken just like a city!
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I know
what that was really about.
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We're not getting
Memorial Day off, are we?
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Mike...
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That Wayne Sheridan guy
is here again.
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Aw, not him again. Damn!
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Every time he comes here,
it's the same thing.
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It's questions,
questions, questions.
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What is wrong with that guy?
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He's a reporter?
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Nah, Stuart,
he's not just a reporter,
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he's my Nemesis.
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I mean, he is my Lex Luthor,
my darth vader,
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my Matt Richter.
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Huh?
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Sixth grade.
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Brutal wedgies.
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Hey, hey, Flaherty.
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That's a nice-lookin'
fountain pen.
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Must have been a bribe.
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I know you can't afford it.
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Wayne...
What are you doin' here?
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Shouldn't you be off
investigating your mother
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for some sort of scandal?
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Like what?
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Oh, I don't know.
Having you.
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Aw, hey, hey. Come on.
Do you mind?
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What's the matter?
You seem a little defensive.
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I got nothin' to hide.
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You've been trying
to pin something
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on this administration
for years.
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When are you gonna realize
that I'm like the road runner
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and you're like
a big, stupid reporter?
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Yeah, well, this big, stupid
reporter's next story
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is gonna focus on the mayor's
involvement in organized crime.
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You're dreaming.
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You know,
there's a couple of things
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I haven't done in my life...
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take down a mayor,
win a pulitzer.
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Pleasure a woman.
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It would be kind of nice
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to take care of both
of those things in one story.
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Mayor connected to mobster.
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The only mob story you could do
on this administration
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is a positive one.
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We got them out
of fulton fish market.
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We got them out
of the javid center.
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We've even been thinking
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of making them film
"the sopranos" somewhere else.
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Does the name Tony DeMarco
mean anything to you?
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No.
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Good, 'cause the feds have been
tryin' to nail that guy
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for racketeering charges
for years.
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But that wouldn't concern you,
would it?
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'Cause you've never heard
of him.
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You know,
I-I-I'll be right back.
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Here...
look at these secret files.
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Nikki [CLEARS THROAT]
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Where is your boyfriend,
Tony, right now?
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At work.
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I see,
and that wouldn't involve
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hanging outside a social club
in a warm-up suit, would it?
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What are you talking about?
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Nikki, you're dating
a mobster.
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Not Tony.
Everybody loves Tony.
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Because everybody
who doesn't... Is dead.
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I am never gonna get married!
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That's it. That's it.
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We'll play the pity card.
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I am not pitiful.
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Well, I don't want
to go wide with it.
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We just have to make it clear
that this is personal.
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This is a desperate
single woman's mad scramble
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to land any man
who'll have her.
262
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Hey, Mike...
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You should probably know...
264
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:11,312
A while back, I fixed a couple
of parking tickets for Tony.
265
00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:14,107
He also gave Carter and me
a tip on a horse.
266
00:14:14,135 --> 00:14:17,403
And I got his niece
into private school,
267
00:14:17,429 --> 00:14:20,864
put a loading zone in front
of his buddy's laundromat,
268
00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:24,092
and I got him
diplomatic plates.
269
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,382
Paul.
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He calls me "lady-killer."
271
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,040
All right.
272
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,238
Well, so far,
I'm not hearing anything
273
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,968
that's gonna make
the front page.
274
00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,432
Oh, Mike, I made my decision.
275
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:42,231
We gave that waste contract
to thunderbird sanitation.
276
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:46,855
Hey, Nik...
277
00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:49,817
Let me see the back of that
jacket that Tony gave you.
278
00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:57,809
Okay, raise your hand if you
ever helped Tony bury somebody.
279
00:15:00,395 --> 00:15:03,331
So the mayor giving
this mob guy the contract
280
00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:05,424
is a big problem?
281
00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:09,750
No, no.
282
00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:13,282
The mayor buying beer
for those cub scouts...
283
00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:15,442
that was a big problem.
284
00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:18,907
This... this...
this is a catastrophe.
285
00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:20,798
Look...
286
00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:22,496
I can't sit here
287
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,361
and explain the entire
political process to you.
288
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:26,889
Mike, are you angry at me
289
00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:30,454
or are you angry
at your penis?
290
00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:35,047
Is that the only class you took
at shrink school?
291
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,038
Uh, sir, we need to speak.
292
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,934
When you awarded that contract
to thunderbird sanitation,
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00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,461
what criteria did you use?
294
00:15:44,491 --> 00:15:48,395
Well, I used a nonbiased,
blind comparison
295
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,119
of the cost benefits of the...
296
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,617
Mike, please. We're talking
about garbage here.
297
00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:54,512
I picked the one
with the cool logo.
298
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,210
So, you... you didn't meet
299
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,440
with any
of the company's executives?
300
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,635
Absolutely not.
301
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,401
I think we can
keep you clear of this.
302
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,429
Clear of what?
303
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,296
Clear of nothing.
304
00:16:07,023 --> 00:16:08,690
[CLEARS THROAT]
305
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:22,036
Sir, who are you with
in this picture?
306
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,267
Oh, that's Nikki's boyfriend.
307
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,396
We went on a fishing trip
together.
308
00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:29,591
This is Tony DeMarco.
309
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,389
He's the president
of thunderbird sanitation.
310
00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,615
He's a known mobster.
311
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,078
I thought it was odd
312
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:39,943
when he said,
"let's go whack some fish."
313
00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:49,027
Hey, Caitlin.
314
00:16:49,057 --> 00:16:51,358
Listen, Mike,
I've been thinking.
315
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,321
About last night,
I overreacted.
316
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,483
Don't worry about that.
We got bigger problems.
317
00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,712
Ooh. Is it political?
318
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:04,904
Wayne Sheridan...
319
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,032
he's got the mayor
linked to organized crime.
320
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,228
What?
321
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,360
Nikki's boyfriend.
322
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,423
Is it real?
323
00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:12,688
Yeah, it's real.
324
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,053
Can we bury it?
325
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,018
No, not with this reporter,
326
00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:17,882
'cause he's got it in
for the mayor.
327
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,512
So, we'll go after him.
328
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:22,209
He's clean. He's a pro.
There's nothin' there.
329
00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:24,172
What's the fix?
330
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:27,065
[SIGHS]
331
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,697
Oh. No, Mike.
332
00:17:29,726 --> 00:17:31,460
Come on.
These are your friends.
333
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:35,193
You think I don't know that?
334
00:17:35,217 --> 00:17:37,251
What choice do I have?
335
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,614
I don't get it.
336
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:41,212
Look, doc...
337
00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:43,410
It's politics 101.
338
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,472
If your guy's in trouble,
339
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,301
someone's gotta jump
on the grenade.
340
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:48,564
What if no one jumps?
341
00:17:48,596 --> 00:17:51,064
Well, then,
someone's gotta get pushed.
342
00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:54,394
I'd go with that Paul guy.
343
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:58,123
Look, I-I'm not here
344
00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,883
to find out which one
of my staff to sacrifice.
345
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,978
You just want me
to tell you it's okay.
346
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,407
Yes! Please!
347
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:06,472
I got 15 minutes
before the press conference.
348
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,868
If I tell you to do something
questionable in your job,
349
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:11,266
then I'd be doing something
questionable in my job.
350
00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:13,129
I just want you
to tell me it's okay.
351
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,160
Just say the words,
"it's okay."
352
00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:18,420
Not unless
it's for the right reasons.
353
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,348
Doc...
354
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:24,880
I'm really angry
at my penis.
355
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,903
It's okay.
356
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,965
Thank you, doc!
357
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:33,261
Oh, Mike?
358
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,093
Pay mallory on your way out.
359
00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:41,782
This is it.
360
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:45,147
One of us is goin' down.
361
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:46,740
I'm really nervous.
362
00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,105
James, don't be.
363
00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:50,938
At one time or another,
every great political figure
364
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,066
has been sacrificed
for the greater good.
365
00:18:53,093 --> 00:18:55,228
So you'd be okay
if it were you?
366
00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:57,057
Hell, no.
I need my j-o-b.
367
00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:02,748
I should be the one to go.
368
00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,680
This whole thing
is basically my fault.
369
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,212
Basically?
Try "totally."
370
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:11,272
I'll take you down with me.
371
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:12,299
It's me.
372
00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:13,831
I'm out.
373
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,297
And I just blew all that money
on groceries.
374
00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:25,050
[ALL SHOUTING QUESTIONS,
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
375
00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:26,111
Good afternoon.
376
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:27,775
I have a brief statement
to make.
377
00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:32,244
The allegations against
the mayor are ridiculous.
378
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,833
If there has been
379
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:37,098
any wrongdoing
in this administration,
380
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:39,893
there's only one person
who's at fault.
381
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,880
And that person...
382
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,472
...is me.
383
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:53,772
[REPORTERS MURMURING]
384
00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:58,270
I awarded Tony DeMarco
that city contract.
385
00:19:58,292 --> 00:20:01,761
I authorized
all favors done for him.
386
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,588
So I, alone,
am totally responsible.
387
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,246
I have no further comment
at this time.
388
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,975
If you have any questions
about regular city business,
389
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,905
Paul lassiter will be happy
to answer them. Thank you.
390
00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:17,200
[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]
391
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:23,491
Deputy mayor, Michael Flaherty,
took the blame today
392
00:20:23,518 --> 00:20:26,653
as allegationsof ties to organized crie
393
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:28,147
threatened to take down
394
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:30,747
mayor Randall Winston'sentire administration.
395
00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:32,107
[DOORBELL RINGS]
396
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,473
This could spell the endof Flaherty's career...
397
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,727
I'm so proud of you.
398
00:20:45,151 --> 00:20:47,818
Listen, it was, uh...
399
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,648
It was an easy choice.
400
00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:52,746
This kind of thing would've
buried any one of them.
401
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,274
What about you?
402
00:20:55,302 --> 00:20:56,769
I know the system.
403
00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:00,001
I'll... I'll survive this.
404
00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:03,158
[SIGHS]
405
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:04,756
Is there anything I can do?
406
00:21:04,786 --> 00:21:06,721
No, I'm okay.
407
00:21:08,448 --> 00:21:10,615
Well, that's good.
408
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,311
You know, I heard
that construction crew
409
00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:17,006
was ready to go back to work.
410
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:21,267
Well, that's good,
because, uh...
411
00:21:21,294 --> 00:21:24,597
Because, you know, the city
is really eager to, uh...
412
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:26,356
Well, you know...
413
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,453
Have sex with you.
414
00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:34,176
CAITLIN: Uh!
415
00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:49,081
[BOTH MOANING]
416
00:22:49,082 --> 00:22:51,150
MIKE: Oh,
I'm gonna kill that shrink!
417
00:22:51,151 --> 00:22:53,785
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
418
00:22:53,835 --> 00:22:58,385
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