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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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That's my doughnut.
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I don't see your name on it.
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Look on the bottom.
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Well, there you go.
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Hey!
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And next time,
get it notarized.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Caitlin.
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Hey, Carter...
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Check out Caitlin's outfit.
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Mike...
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That's very gay of you.
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No, Carter, that's the same
thing she was wearing
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when she left work
last night.
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Someone didn't spend the night
at home.
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Look at her.
She's doing the walk of shame.
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Watch me
make her uncomfortable.
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Oh, Caitlin.
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Did you have a good time
last night?
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Well, if you must know,
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I had a very nice date
with Trevor.
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Just what was it
that made it so... Very nice?
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Well, we cooked dinner.
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I'll bet you cooked.
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And we watched a movie.
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Watchin' movies.
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Mike, what is your point?
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Well, Caitlin,
I, uh, couldn't help but notice
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that you are wearing
the exact same outfit
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that you were wearing
when you left work last night.
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That's because I stayed over,
and we had sex.
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I'll bet you...
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what?
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It was unbelievable.
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I was screaming so loud
I set off a car alarm.
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Uncomfortable?
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Very.
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Finally, the mayor stopped in
to say goodbye.
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As you all know, we're leaving
on his campaign bus tomorrow
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for a 3-day listening tour
upstate.
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Okay! Well, I'll see you all
in three days.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Paul.
This is yours.
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By the way, the mayor's new
campaign bus still needs a name.
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How about Larry?
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I got it... Titanic.
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Mike, recent polls show
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that the mayor's most admired
quality is his trustworthiness,
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so why don't we call it
the trust bus?
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Well... Those are three
very good suggestions.
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I only wish we had three buses
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so we could name them all
the trust bus.
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Thank you, Carter.
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Meeting adjourned.
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Did you see that?
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He always listens
to Carter. Why?
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What does Carter have
that we don't have?
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He's smart, articulate,
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creative, dedicated,
informed,
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hardworking.
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No.
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Facial hair.
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People with facial hair
seem smarter.
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Really?
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Yeah, think about it...
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Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein,
Burt Reynolds.
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And my aunt Sally.
She's smart as a whip.
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Starting right now, we're both
gonna grow a mustache.
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Yes!
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I'll check with you later.
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Excuse me.
Can I borrow your stapler?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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What am I, invisible?
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What are you talking about?
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I was just totally
sending that guy a vibe.
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What, the "I have
office supplies" vibe?
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What else
am I supposed to do?
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I wasn't raised
to ask men out.
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Hey, neither was I.
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This is so unfair.
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Do you realize
men have all the power?
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You got to be more aggressive.
You got to be more like a guy.
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Dare I say,
you should be more like Stuart.
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Can't I be
more like a different guy?
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Say what you want about him,
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but that guy
hasn't slept alone
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since his bed
was a tiny racecar.
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All right, Stuart,
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I can't believe
I'm asking you this,
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but how do you get women
to go out with you?
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If I'm interested
in the woman,
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I don't hesitate.
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I tell her how I feel,
and I ask her out.
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All right, makes sense.
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What if she says no?
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I just pull up my pants
and go back to work.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Oh, Mike.
Just looking for Caitlin.
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We're supposed to
go out for...
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Well, let's just call it
"lunch."
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I'm sorry.
Caitlin went home sick.
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Apparently, she was exposed
to something nasty last night.
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Trevor!
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Ready to go, dear?
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Let me just get my stuff.
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I'll meet you outside.
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I can't leave without a kiss.
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I just don't understand it.
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Why are you wasting your time
with this guy?
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Mike, I just checked
the guestlist to my business,
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and you're not on it.
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All I'm saying is this...
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it's not like
you're gonna marry him again,
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so what are you getting
out of it?
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Look, if you must know...
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oh, my God.
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I was gonna say
he's very caring,
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but if you must know...
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[GASPS] There he is.
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Remember...
confident, direct.
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Be a guy.
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Hey, there.
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So I've been watching you
lately, and frankly...
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I like what I see.
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What do you say
you and I go grab some dinner,
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maybe head back to your place
for a few drinks?
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Sounds great.
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Why don't you
give me your number?
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I'll give you a call.
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All right... ed.
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You got yourself a date.
[TONGUE CLICKS]
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How'd it go?
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I got the digits.
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James, what are you doing?
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Growing a mustache.
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It's taking forever.
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How long
have you been trying?
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Four hours.
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James, no one
grows a mustache that fast.
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Where's your mustache?
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How did you grow one already?
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Oh, I just skipped my 10:15
and 12:30 shaves.
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Excuse me, Paul...
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Now you'll see
some big-time respect.
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Yes?
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Can I ask you a question?
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Oh!
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You seek my counsel.
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What time
is your next press conference?
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2:00.
Thanks.
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Wow!
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Look at this thing.
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Why does my maid complain
about taking the bus?
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It's great!
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Well, sir,
the average city bus
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doesn't have
a luxury bathroom.
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Not that that stops anyone.
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This is exciting, sir.
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We got three days to talk,
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see the state,
get to know each other better.
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I'm really excited.
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Me too, Carter.
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Wake me
when we get to Albany.
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So, Mike, you want to go over
the mayor's schedule?
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Yeah, sure, Carter.
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Day one... Caitlin sees me
reading Jane Austen,
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is impressed
by my feminine side.
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Day two... she sees me
coming out of the shower
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and is impressed
by my masculine side.
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Ho! Day three...
I'm giving my statement
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in a small sheriff's office
in poughkeepsie.
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Hey, Mike, you all packed?
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Yeah. I'm just catching up
on a little reading.
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I should probably get going.
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[HORN HONKS LOUDLY]
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Horn... check.
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Someone wants to get around.
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Trevor, you want to give me
a hand parking this thing?
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Yeah.
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I miss you already.
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Ohh!
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Door... check.
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Mike, would you please
try to get along with Trevor?
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I just don't get
what you see in this guy.
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Look at him fanning himself
like he's blanche du bois.
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Mike, he's guiding you in.
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You know, like it or not,
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you're gonna have to
get used to him.
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Why?
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He asked me
to marry him again.
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What did you say?
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Mike, look out!
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[HORN HONKS]
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[THUD]
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Are we there?
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Sir, I just spoke
to Caitlin.
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Is Trevor gonna be okay?
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Oh, yeah, he's fine.
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A few nicks and bruises,
nothing serious.
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By the way,
do you have o-positive blood?
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So...
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Can we get back
on the road again?
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That's the thing.
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We have to delay the bus trip
until tomorrow.
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Oh, I can't wait.
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I never thought I'd miss it,
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but it gets underneath
your skin.
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The wind through your hair.
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[SNIFFS]
The smell of the countryside.
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Your dreams as big
as the open road ahead of you.
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Sir, we drove 10 feet.
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10 crazy feet.
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Yes, my intelligent,
distinguished,
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and well-respected colleague
in the front.
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Thank you, Paul.
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Excuse me...
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I just have a, uh...
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a brief announcement to make.
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We're postponing the mayor's
bus tour until tomorrow
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because of a broken headlight.
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We heard the bus
actually hit somebody.
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Yeah, whose leg
went through the headlight.
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Stay with me, people.
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Mike, doesn't it undercut
the message of the trust bus
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when it starts running over
innocent new yorkers?
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I'll have you know
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that the accident
was caused by the pedestrian.
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You can prove that?
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Yes, he'll be
releasing a statement
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in which he completely absolves
the Winston campaign.
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When?
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Uh... You don't need a statement.
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There is no story here.
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Are you trying
the jedi mind trick on us?
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[SINGSONG VOICE]
Nikki, you're late.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
What's up?
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[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
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I got some last night.
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Nice!
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Did you stay over?
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No.
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Nice!
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So, give me the details.
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We go back to his place
after dinner.
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I light some candles,
put on some Sinatra.
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Guys are such suckers
for that.
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Next thing you know,
he wants to play scrabble.
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I'm like, "all right,
I'll go with it."
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My first word... horny.
Double word score, 70 points.
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Before he knows
what hits him,
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I've got my bra off,
we're in his bedroom,
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and his box spring is doin'
a rendition of "purple haze."
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[LAUGHING] Wow.
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So did you... you know?
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Three times.
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What about him?
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Who cares?
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There he is.
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I brought you a balloon.
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"It's a boy"?!
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Yeah, well,
they were all out
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of "sorry I hit you
with a bus."
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Thanks, Mike.
265
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:45,764
I got 14 broken bones,
266
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,974
but this balloon
makes it all better!
267
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,442
You know, you're never gonna
heal with that attitude,
268
00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:55,595
which is why I think
we should get some closure
269
00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:58,496
in a very real...
And legally binding way.
270
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,576
Mike, what are you doing?
271
00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:02,565
Come to finish him off?
272
00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:07,797
No, I just came by
to tell Trevor how sorry I am.
273
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:11,798
It just kills me
to see him like this.
274
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:15,154
So, how's my brave
little boy?
275
00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:18,375
Aw, I'm hanging in there.
276
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,573
I brought you
your favorite lunch.
277
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,536
Aah!
278
00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:25,148
Crab cakes from the Pierre.
279
00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:27,248
You dear, sweet thing.
280
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:31,106
But, you know, I'm just
in too much pain to eat.
281
00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:33,173
Oh, you poor dear.
282
00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:35,028
You know what?
You need more painkillers.
283
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,196
I'll go get the nurse.
284
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:40,936
Thank you...
My future bride.
285
00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:43,496
[MOCKINGLY]
Thank you, my future bride.
286
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,189
I'm in too much pain to eat.
287
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:48,296
[NORMAL VOICE]
I barely hit you with that bus.
288
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:50,673
You're just faking it
to get sympathy.
289
00:12:50,579 --> 00:12:51,546
I am not!
290
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:53,463
Then why doesn't this hurt?
291
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,298
Ow!
292
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,914
Morning.
293
00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:05,043
Hello, janelle.
294
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:08,462
Notice anything different
about me?
295
00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:12,122
Yeah. You really need to trim
that nose hair.
296
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,628
Actually, it's a mustache,
297
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:14,977
and I think it's time
298
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,741
you started showing me
a little more respect.
299
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,501
Or what, you'll tie me
to a rail road track?
300
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,370
PAUL: Hey, James!
301
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,881
Nice mustache!
302
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,584
Thanks, Paul,
but I've got a confession.
303
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,575
It's fake.
304
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:36,020
Yes, but the respect
you're gonna get is real.
305
00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:39,080
Hey, Carter...
306
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,218
What do you think?
307
00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:43,937
I think you look like an idiot
from the '70s.
308
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:45,597
What about me?
309
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,641
I think you look like an idiot
from the 1870s.
310
00:13:49,816 --> 00:13:51,283
Guys, I need three people
311
00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:53,910
to round out my think tank for
the new mass-transit project.
312
00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:54,774
Carter...
313
00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:58,648
Carter, let's go.
314
00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:00,595
Damn! He knew it was fake.
315
00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:03,391
What else does Carter have
that we don't have?
316
00:14:03,279 --> 00:14:06,614
He shaves his head.
317
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,480
That he does.
318
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:18,010
There he is.
319
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,217
Feeling okay?
320
00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:24,034
Painkillers kicking in?
321
00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:26,970
Mommy?
322
00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,815
Yeah, that's right.
323
00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:32,916
Listen, mommy needs you
to sign something.
324
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,572
Mike, what are you doing?
325
00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:37,214
Uh, my rounds.
326
00:14:39,518 --> 00:14:42,085
"I apologize
for leaping recklessly
327
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:43,722
"into the path of the bus
328
00:14:43,668 --> 00:14:47,670
being carefully driven by
political genius Mike Flaherty"?
329
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,067
I don't believe you!
330
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,622
It wasn't enough that
you ran him over with a bus?!
331
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,758
You were there!
It was an accident!
332
00:14:53,677 --> 00:14:56,045
Ugh!
333
00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:59,193
My fianc? is lying there
in agony,
334
00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:01,530
and all you can think about
is your petty work problems?
335
00:15:01,438 --> 00:15:03,672
You are the coldest,
most heartless person
336
00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:04,392
I have ever met.
337
00:15:04,385 --> 00:15:05,618
Cold and heartless?
338
00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:08,556
This only happened because
I care so much about you.
339
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:09,773
What?
340
00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:11,672
When you said
you were gonna marry this guy,
341
00:15:11,607 --> 00:15:12,807
I-I-I just forgot everything,
342
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,679
because I can't stand
the thought of you
343
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:17,051
spending the rest of your life
with anybody but... Me.
344
00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:23,437
Mmm. Mmm.
345
00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:24,559
Mmmmm.
346
00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:25,530
Mm.
347
00:15:25,513 --> 00:15:27,113
Mm. Mmmm!
348
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:29,833
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
349
00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:33,362
I can see my fianc?
lying right there.
350
00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:33,943
Right.
351
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,310
Mm. Mm.
352
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,543
Mmm!
353
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,511
Uuugghhh!
354
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,976
Mm.
355
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,033
Mmmm. Mmm.
356
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:53,189
What's going on here?
357
00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:56,408
It's okay.
I'm his fianc?e.
358
00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:58,707
And I'm the guy
who ran him over.
359
00:16:00,104 --> 00:16:03,807
Nikki, I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye last night.
360
00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,320
You left pretty quickly.
361
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,369
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that.
362
00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:09,230
I, uh, had an early meeting.
363
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,198
Oh.
364
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,579
You, uh, free for lunch?
365
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:14,492
Got a meeting.
366
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,191
How about dinner?
367
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,635
Meeting.
368
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,042
I get the feeling
you're trying to blow me off.
369
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,584
Oh, no. Hey, look, listen.
No, ed.
370
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,116
I think you're great.
I really do.
371
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,516
It's just that, you know,
372
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,808
I'm looking
to have some fun right now,
373
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,090
kind of play the field.
374
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:32,888
If you can live with that,
great.
375
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,695
Maybe we can still hang out.
376
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,901
But if not, I think
we better just say goodbye.
377
00:16:37,768 --> 00:16:42,439
Um... I'm sorry
you feel that way.
378
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,876
Oh, Nikki, I'm impressed.
379
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,846
I couldn't have done it
better myself.
380
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,488
What's the matter?
381
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,866
I really liked him!
382
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:04,728
God, I feel...
So bad for Trevor.
383
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,235
I mean...
384
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,683
Look at him...
385
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,441
Lying there in pain.
386
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:11,116
He has no idea
387
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:15,332
his entire world is gonna
come crashing down on him.
388
00:17:15,148 --> 00:17:16,915
Yeah.
389
00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:18,559
Poor bastard.
390
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:22,614
Let's tell him.
391
00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:23,762
No.
392
00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:26,167
Not like this.
I'll handle it my way.
393
00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,677
Until I tell him,
394
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:30,597
you and I have to be discreet
and act like friends.
395
00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:33,014
Out of respect for Trevor.
396
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,287
Right.
Out of respect for Trevor.
397
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,163
Mm. Mmm. Mm.
398
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,876
Uh! We can't do this here.
399
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:45,883
You're right.
You're right.
400
00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:49,415
You know, they...
they just lost someone in 604.
401
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,544
You're right.
402
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:55,443
I-I'm gonna go.
403
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,252
Wait a second, um...
404
00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:05,023
I have a confession to make.
405
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:09,650
Part of me has wanted this
since the day we met.
406
00:18:09,442 --> 00:18:12,445
Part of me has, too.
407
00:18:14,922 --> 00:18:19,660
You know, since we're putting
all our cards on the table,
408
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:23,189
I, uh, I have a confession
to make myself.
409
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:27,737
When you told me that you
were gonna marry Trevor, uh...
410
00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:33,869
I think I might have...
You know, o-on some level...
411
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:35,248
Hit him on purpose.
412
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,565
What?
413
00:18:37,477 --> 00:18:40,745
I didn't want to kill him
or anything.
414
00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:43,648
Just, you know,
kind of nudge him...
415
00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:44,828
A little bit.
416
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,728
Are you serious?
417
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,763
Yeah.
418
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,428
No, no!
419
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,169
No!
420
00:18:52,112 --> 00:18:55,948
What kind of sick,
twisted person are you?
421
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:59,890
I never told you anything...
422
00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:07,167
...about hitting Trevor
on purpose.
423
00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:08,866
Uugghhh!
424
00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:16,317
This is a bad day
for the jedi mind trick.
425
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,855
[MOANS]
426
00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:19,653
Oh, shut up.
427
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,407
Uhh!
428
00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:38,231
Hi, Carter.
How are you?
429
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:39,339
I...
430
00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:43,418
see? Now he's scared.
431
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:46,167
Finally,
we'll get some respect.
432
00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:47,793
There's a protest
outside the u.N.!
433
00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:48,937
We need every person!
434
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:50,177
Carter...
435
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,046
Carter, let's go!
436
00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:58,522
I can't believe it.
437
00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:02,514
I guess the bald caps
didn't work.
438
00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:12,033
Bald cap.
439
00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:19,010
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]
440
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:23,610
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