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Mike, wanna play?
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No, thank you, sir.
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I'm gonna catch Wayne Newton
in the pressroom.
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Caitlin...
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Why is there
a slot machine there?
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Bally's casino sent it. I told
them the mayor's considering
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bringing gambling
to New York.
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No, he's not.
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Polls show that gambling
is popular with voters.
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Gambling is a menace.
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It poisons communities.
It destroys families.
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It turns normal people
into addicts.
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Where did you hear that?
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My bookie.
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You're overreacting.
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Most people
don't find gambling addictive.
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[CHANGE RATTLES]
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Yes, I'm back in business!
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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[WHISTLING]
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Thanks.
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[GAGGING]
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What the hell
is wrong with this stuff?!
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Nothing. I brewed it myself.
It's hazelnut mint cream.
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Great. Now you've turned
the coffee gay.
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You can't turn coffee gay,
Stuart.
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It's born that way.
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First item... polls show the
mayor's weak on family issues,
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so we got to present him
as more of a family guy.
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Why don't
we get his daughter out here?
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We can only get permission
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from five of her seven
psychiatrists.
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[GROANING]
Ummmmm.
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You okay there, James?
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It's just my tooth. I'll try
to fight through the pain.
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Okay, my plan is this...
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unnhhhh.
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Why don't you
do something about that?
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Last night I tied one end
of a string to my tooth,
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the other to a doorknob
and slammed the door.
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What happened?
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Locked myself
out of my apartment.
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Anyway, to show
the mayor's good with children,
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today,
on his weekly radio program,
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the mayor's going to
become big buddy
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to a young,
underprivileged new yorker.
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Mike,
I got to get this tooth pulled.
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I got this Russian guy
in queens
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who will take it out
for you.
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He's cheap.
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He's a periodontist
and a podiatrist.
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He's a "periodiatrist"?
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Best foot/mouth man
in the business.
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He's good.
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He shares an office
with my ear, nose, and ass guy.
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Everyone,
I'm helping to raise money
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for my niece's school trip.
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For a $5 donation,
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you can guess
the number of jelly beans.
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Whoever comes closest
gets the whole jar.
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2,672 jelly beans.
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Oh, my God.
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Good luck with the trip,
sweetheart.
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Hey, guys, I need you to
put together a detailed report
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on nongambling states who
have opened casinos recently.
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Concentrate
on cost/revenue streams,
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environmental impact,
and socioeconomic fallout...
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And have fun with it.
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Caitlin, that sounds
like senate business.
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We are city employees...
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you know, "city,"
as in "loaf around."
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Well, how would you feel
if I told the mayor you refused?
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Fine.
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I'd tell the mayor myself.
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Tell me what?
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We were just talking
about the casino report.
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We can't wait to do it.
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Yeah, we're superexcited
about it.
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Hi. Are you James hobert?
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Yeah.
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Hi, my name's Muriel.
I'm the new mailgirl.
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Oh. How you doin'?
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Good. How you doin'?
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Good.
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How you doin'?
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Good.
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Didn't I see you on karaoke
night at the bubble lounge?
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You sang "in the air tonight"
by Phil Collins.
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Yeah.
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That song is so well-written.
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Thank you.
Sure.
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She's cute.
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Yeah. I'd love
to go out on a date with her.
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So, why don't you
ask her out?
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That's a good way in.
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Uh, Muriel, would you
sometime like to, uh...
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If I'm around,
you're around,
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maybe we could both,
uh... Go out?
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I don't think so.
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Oh.
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How you doin'?
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Okay, you're on in 3, 2...
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Welcome, citizens.
You're tuned in
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to the "mayor Winston
weekly radio show."
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[DEEP VOICE]
So, turn down the lights,
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turn up the volume,
and get with someone you love...
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[NORMAL VOICE] ...Because
we're gonna talk policy!
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It's the mayor'spolicy hou
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60 minutes of policy
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With the mayor for an hour
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[MUSIC STOP]
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So, deputy mayor Mike,
what's first on the agenda?
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You're so dedicated
to family issues,
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I understand you've volunteered
to become a big buddy.
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So why don't we bring in
your little buddy, Devin, now?
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Hi.
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Hello, young man.
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Will you look
at that big hug?
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So, uh, Devin,
you must have been excited
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when you found out your big
buddy was the mayor of New York.
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I liked my other big buddy
better...
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But the mayor took him away.
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Well, Devin, I assure you,
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the may did not
take your big buddy away.
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My mom said
the mayor stopped rent control,
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so the big buddies couldn't
afford their offices anymore.
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Well, your mama's a liar.
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D-Devin, what your mom
may not understand
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is that
the mayor didn't do that.
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No, Jim Miller, the head of the
planning commission did that.
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My mom said
the mayor appointed him.
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You know,
t-that would be a good point,
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had we not already established
that your mom is a liar.
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How was the doctor?
Did he take out your tooth?
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[GARBLED]
That's not all he did.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God!
James, what happened?
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I went
to Paul's periodiatrist.
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He put me under
to pull my tooth,
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and when I woke up,
I had these.
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[TEARFULLY]
I don't know what went wrong.
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First of all, you went
to Paul's periodiatrist.
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He charged me $50
to put these on.
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You know,
that's pretty good...
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You know,
if you needed braces.
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And that's not
the worst part.
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He wants $2,000
to take these off!
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See, that's where
he gets you.
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Yevgheti
is a heck of a businessman.
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He's a fraud.
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He is not!
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I'm going back and
demanding he take these off!
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He won't be there!
Why not?
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He's painting my apartment!
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[MUSIC PLAY]
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[LASERFIRE]
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We're clear.
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[LASERFIRE CONTINUES]
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Thanks for taking me here,
you guys.
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You're the best big buddy ever.
I love lazer battle.
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My pleasure.
It's good, wholesome fun.
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Hey, go kill something.
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Got ya.
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Sir, we got
a serious issue to discuss.
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I know...
Timmy's birthday party
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is taking control
of our central energy reactor.
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No, it's
the big buddy program.
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Thanks to Devin, it looks like
we're trying to shut it down.
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Cub scouts, 2:00!
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[LASERFIRE]
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Mike, if this
is such a big deal,
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why don't we just give more
money to the big buddy program?
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Can't sell out the budget.
Nothing we can do.
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It's that sort
of negative thinking
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that cost us
our energy reactor.
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Get down!
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We're the last three left.
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What happened to Arnie?
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Cello practice.
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Damn this war!
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Mike, I don't care
how you do it...
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find money
for the big buddy program.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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What about a raffle,
like at school, huh?
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Sir, how about a raffle?
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That was my idea.
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[LASERFIRE]
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Welcome to the bigs, kid.
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James, why don't you just get
a different orthodontist
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to remove them?
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I tried.
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Paul's dentist used
such an elaborate weave,
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no one can take the braces off
without unhinging my jaw.
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Hi, James.
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I really do want to
go out with you tomorrow night.
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I just didn't want
to say anything
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in front of your friends...
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you know, because
they might think I'm a whore.
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Okay, see you tomorrow night.
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Muriel wants to go out with me,
but I can't,
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not looking like this.
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What are you talking about?!
You can't even notice them.
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Hey, Stuart.
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Three words...
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virgin... For... Life.
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Great news, Carter.
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We are not gonna have to do
Caitlin's work anymore.
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I was on the Internet
last night.
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I typed Caitlin's name
into a search engine,
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and downloaded
this interesting bit of video.
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[SINGING OFF-KEY]
all alone I have cried
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Silent tearsfull of pride
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Caitlin
was on "star search"?
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In a world made of steel
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Made of stone
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, I hear the music
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CARTER: Caitlin's coming!
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Are you guys finished yet?
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Carter and I have decided
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we're not gonna do
your busywork anymore.
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What makes you think
you can get away with that?
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Just, uh, call it a feeling.
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What a feeling!
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[MUSIC START]
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I can have it all
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Now I'm dancin'for my life
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Now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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It's time to...
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[HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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James, James, scoot back
from the Mike a little.
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[LOW-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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Close your lips.
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[FEEDBACK STOPS]
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Yes, it's time to announce
this week's winner
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of the save
the big buddies raffle.
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It's been a huge success.
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We've sold
over 5,000 tickets.
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And the winner
of the $100 cash prize is...
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Number 43795.
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Okay,
our phone lines are open,
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so if the winner's out there,
call in now.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mike, I think we have the winner
on line number one.
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And lines two and three.
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And lines four, five, six,
and seven.
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Paul,
what the hell happened?!
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Did you screw up
the tickets?
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No, I bought 5,000 tickets.
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Different numbers, Paul?
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Oh.
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00:13:02,558 --> 00:13:06,228
W-we seem to be experiencing
some technical difficulties.
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[HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK]
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Mike, I know this isn't
the best time to mention it,
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but I think
I'm also a winner.
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Janelle,
any angry raffle winners
257
00:13:27,617 --> 00:13:29,417
show up demanding money?
258
00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:32,687
Uh, so far, just Paul.
259
00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:33,889
Good.
260
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:36,358
Maybe this whole thing
will blow over.
261
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,561
There he is!
262
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:41,530
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
263
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:49,671
[PANTING]
264
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,773
I'm like the Beatles...
265
00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,742
Except they hate me.
266
00:13:53,776 --> 00:13:57,145
Okay, here's the problem...
we got 5,000 winners.
267
00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,182
That means we got to come up
with $500,000.
268
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,816
That's $100 per person.
269
00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:05,988
Yeah, Carter, my problem is not
so much the long division.
270
00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:07,656
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
271
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,060
There's a mob out there.
272
00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:13,295
What are you gonna do?
273
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:15,164
I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
274
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,398
I'm gonna go out there,
275
00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:18,200
and I'm gonna tell
those people
276
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,935
that it was
an honest mistake
277
00:14:19,969 --> 00:14:22,604
and that
they're not getting any money.
278
00:14:22,638 --> 00:14:24,306
I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
279
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:27,309
but you don't get anywhere
in politics
280
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:30,112
running away
from your problems.
281
00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:34,416
Meeting adjourned.
282
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,352
So, listen, guys,
I've decided
283
00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,854
you don't need to do
that casino report after all.
284
00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,256
I'll take care of it.
285
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,991
Oh, that is so nice of you.
286
00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:47,696
Don't ever lose that
when you become a star.
287
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:52,467
So, how about
you give me that tape?
288
00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:53,869
Sure. Here you go.
289
00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:57,005
Oh, thank you.
That's very fair of you.
290
00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:59,508
My pleasure.
291
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:03,279
In fact, take five.
292
00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:05,880
All right, guys,
fun is fun,
293
00:15:05,915 --> 00:15:08,983
but I want every copy
of that tape.
294
00:15:09,018 --> 00:15:10,885
What do I have to do?
295
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,922
Do you know
"99 luft balloons"?
296
00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:17,992
Hi, James.
297
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:19,761
[MUFFLED] Hey, Muriel.
298
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,530
Why do you have your shirt
over your nose?
299
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:23,666
I cut one.
300
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:28,270
Oh.
301
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:31,840
[MUFFLED]
So, are we still on for tonight?
302
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:34,042
Oh, yeah,
I'm looking forward to it.
303
00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:35,377
Me too.
304
00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:37,546
You have nice eyebrows.
305
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:40,015
Thank you.
306
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:41,450
See you around the halls.
307
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:42,817
You betcha.
308
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:49,624
Smooth.
309
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:53,061
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
310
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:58,400
MAN:
I want to get paid now!
311
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,941
Oh!
312
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:12,280
[AS DUSTIN HOFFMAN
IN "RAIN MAN"] 96.
313
00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:14,182
96 what, Paul?
314
00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:15,917
96 pretzels...
315
00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,887
definitely, definitely
96 pretzel sticks.
316
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:21,689
No, there are 100.
It says so on the bag.
317
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:25,127
96 pretzel sticks
on the floor.
318
00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:28,196
Oh, Mike, I have a meeting
down in Atlantic city.
319
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,865
I'm taking Devin with me.
320
00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:34,202
Can you believe
he's never gambled before?!
321
00:16:34,237 --> 00:16:36,104
Of course, there are four
left in the bag.
322
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,407
Oh, my God, he's right.
323
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:41,610
Okay, new plan.
324
00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:58,092
We probably
should have talked.
325
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,731
Uh, hey, uh, Chet,
how you doin'?
326
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,400
Am I gonna be
a big winner tonight?
327
00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:08,237
Statistically, no.
328
00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:11,005
Okay, note to self...
Chet no good at small talk.
329
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,710
Take a hit.
330
00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:17,746
Listen, when we start winning,
keep it low-key, all right?
331
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:19,347
Hit me.
332
00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:20,982
21.
333
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:24,720
Yeah, baby,
read 'em and weep!
334
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,991
Are you ready for our date?
335
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:33,462
Again?!
336
00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:35,964
[MUFFLED]
I can't lie to you, Muriel.
337
00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:39,368
I got braces yesterday,
and I thought if you saw them,
338
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:42,371
you wouldn't want
to go out with me anymore.
339
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:44,206
Let me see them.
340
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,140
It's...
341
00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,877
It's stuck!
342
00:17:48,911 --> 00:17:52,814
Let me help. Maybe if I...
just pull it.
343
00:17:56,653 --> 00:17:58,987
This is such a weight
off me!
344
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:02,925
I thought I was gonna look
like an idiot.
345
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,327
Okay, here are your lattes.
346
00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:09,197
Stuart, I picked up
your dry cleaning.
347
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:11,799
And, Carter,
the fedex guy's name is Patrick,
348
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,768
and he thinks
you're cute, too.
349
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,370
Patrick...
350
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,139
Now, that's a package
351
00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:21,209
I absolutely, positively,
got to have overnight.
352
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:25,113
Now, I believe
you have something for me.
353
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,983
Actually, I'm going to need
one last thing.
354
00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:29,417
[CLEARS THROAT]
355
00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:32,621
You're coming with me
to my high school reunion,
356
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,322
where you'll pretend to be
357
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:36,925
my morally challenged
girlfriend.
358
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,595
Okay, that's it.
359
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:40,795
This ends now.
360
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,731
Everyone,
can I have your attention
361
00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,365
for one moment, please?
362
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:52,207
This is very embarrassing
for me, but... Well, here.
363
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:57,579
All alone I have cried
364
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:03,084
Silent tearsfull of pride
365
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:08,256
In a world made of steel
366
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,026
Made of stone
367
00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:20,101
Well, I hear the music
368
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:22,437
Close my eyes
369
00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:24,072
Feel the rhythm
370
00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:25,973
Wrap around
371
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,842
Take a hold
372
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,879
Of my heart
373
00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:35,183
What a feelin'!
374
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:42,023
I'm guessing
375
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,892
the star search
didn't end that day.
376
00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,628
That meant nothing to me.
377
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:49,831
I was young and stupid
and I did it on a dare.
378
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:52,634
Besides,
I really wasn't that bad.
379
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:56,304
Like I said...
young and stupid.
380
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,975
As for you two,
your leverage is gone.
381
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,310
Now, I want
that casino report finished,
382
00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:04,979
and I don't care
if it takes all night.
383
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:06,448
[SIGHS]
384
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:17,225
Made of stone
385
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:25,333
Well, I feel the music
386
00:20:25,368 --> 00:20:27,335
Close my eyes
387
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,304
Feel the rhythm
388
00:20:29,338 --> 00:20:31,106
Wrap around
389
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,007
Take a hold
390
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:36,878
Of my heart
391
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:39,147
What a feelin'!
392
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:44,552
Pick you up Saturday.
393
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:46,521
I can have it all
394
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,156
Now I'm dancin'...
395
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,992
Dress slutty.
396
00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:57,398
Yeah! Yes!
397
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,733
$250,000.
398
00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:01,469
One more,
we're in the clear.
399
00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:05,740
Okay, what do you think,
buddy?
400
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,042
Tickle the felt.
401
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:12,047
Yes!
We won!
402
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:13,215
Who's rakin' it in?!
403
00:21:13,249 --> 00:21:14,382
You are! You are! You are!
404
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,683
Who's beatin' the house?!
405
00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:17,018
You are! You are! You are!
406
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,753
Who's countin' cards?!
407
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:26,361
I'm pretty sure she is.
408
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:30,165
Quick! She's gettin' away!
409
00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:46,481
365,211 jelly beans.
410
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:48,149
One ticket, please.
411
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,124
You know,
I'm a little disappointed.
412
00:21:56,158 --> 00:21:59,427
The big buddy program
is not just about having fun.
413
00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:02,130
It's about shaping
an impressionable mind,
414
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:04,565
about showing someone
the path to maturity.
415
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,402
It's not about feeding
your buddy candy for dinner
416
00:22:08,437 --> 00:22:11,072
or saying swear words
in front of them
417
00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:13,474
or teaching them
how to moon the limo driver.
418
00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:15,677
What kind of example
are you tryin' to set?
419
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:17,679
I-I'm sorry, Mike.
420
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:21,983
It'll never happen again.
421
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:26,788
He made me do all that.
422
00:22:26,822 --> 00:22:29,658
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
423
00:22:29,692 --> 00:22:30,492
(BARKING)
424
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:35,092
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