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The mayor's driving
his car in,
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so you gotta move
that heap of yours
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out of his parking spot.
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That's Paul's car?
I thought it was abandoned.
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I will have you know that
that car is a classic.
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It's a Cadillac.
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It's a beat-up oldsmobile.
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If the hood ornament
says "Cadillac,"
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it's a Cadillac.
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And if that dentist
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doesn't stop parking
near my house,
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it's gonna be a Mercedes
soon.
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How long have you had
that thing?
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Since high school.
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I'll tell you...
over the years,
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that back seat's
been pretty lucky for me.
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Find lots
of loose change?
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Yep, scored my first chick
back there.
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She's the one
who gave me the fuzzy dice.
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A week of antibiotics
will clear that right up.
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What car
does the mayor drive?
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Morning, people.
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It's a convertible.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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A new photographer
will be here today
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to take photos
for the staff I.D.S.
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The last photographer quit
after taking Stuart's photo.
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I believe there was
an overexposure issue.
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Why would you do that?
It's from the neck up.
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Yeah, but I know.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's gonna be hard to schedule
time with me today.
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It's my 5-year anniversary
with the mayor,
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and he'll want
to do something special.
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Uh-oh.
I smell a picnic.
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All right.
Have a good day.
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James, listen... good news.
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Caitlin's plate
is way too full.
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So... and I don't want you
to get too emotional...
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but you're back to writing
the mayor's speeches.
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I love you, man.
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Oh, all right.
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You're...
you're a rock, James.
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I can't tell you
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how much I've missed
being a speech writer...
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crafting the perfect phrases,
expressing myself through words.
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It makes me feel so...
Goodly.
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Well, that's just
fantastical.
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And I need you to find me
a new assistant.
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You know, my brother Timmy's
still available.
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He could be out in a week
if the hitchhiking's good.
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Uh, James,
I really don't...
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last time there was an opening,
you rejected him, too.
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I loved his r?sum?.
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I just didn't think
he was qualified
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to be police commissioner.
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He's very capable, Mike.
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I mean, the thresher accident
wasn't that bad.
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He's only blind
in one eye.
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I-I just... I just feel
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that if I'm gonna have someone
typing my letters,
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they should have
real hands.
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You know, Mike,
this is a very special day.
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Yes, sir.
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I bought a small gift
to mark the occasion.
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Oh, excellent.
I have one, as well.
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It's Caitlin's
3-month anniversary with us.
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That's so thoughtful.
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A pe thank you.
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Happy anniversary,
Caitlin.
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Ooh, it's so heavy.
What is it?
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It's a very expensive
humidor.
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Oh, darn.
I would have loved that.
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Well,
why don't you take it?
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Consider it
my gift to you.
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You don't mind,
do you, Mike?
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No.
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Well, thank you,
Caitlin.
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Sir?
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Would you excuse me?
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What are you doing?
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Moving the mayor's car
back into his spot.
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See you in about an hour.
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Why is thatgonna take an hour?
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You can only get into the
parking lot on chamber street,
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which means I have to
go around the building,
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up the West Side highway,
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stop at tower records,
get the eagles' greatest hits,
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cross the bridge,
straight up the palisades,
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stop at the girls' dorm
in Columbia,
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down the highway,
into the spot.
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What are you,
from out of town?
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You're stealing
the mayor's car?
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It's a '66 mustang.
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For you,
it would be like
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if the mayor brought in
a really cool hairbrush.
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Want to come with me?
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I don't think so, Mike.
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Oh, of course not,
because...
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You're little miss perfect.
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And if you got caught,
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you wouldn't be
little miss perfect anymore.
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I am not...
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yes, you are.
Perfect...
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Just because I like things done
the proper way...
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give me the damn keys!
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This is exactly
how I lost my virginity.
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[CARTER WHISTLING]
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Look at this picture.
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Somehow,
the photographer managed
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to make one of my eyes
bigger than the other
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and my ears lopsided.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I never noticed that.
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It's not me.
It's the picture.
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And he won't let me take
another one.
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Wait a minute.
You asked for another picture?
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You're so vain.
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I am not.
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Oh, come on.
You named your own cat Nikki.
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Well, what elsewould you name
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the prettiest kitty
in the world?
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You mean the one
with the lopsided ears?
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Why are you sitting there?
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I'm back on speech writing.
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I called personnel...
hired a new assistant for Mike.
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Whoa. You know,
Mike's a busy guy
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with a really complicated
schedule.
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I hope you hired someone
with a huge rack.
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Reporting for duty,
James.
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Hello, stuie.
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You hired my girlfriend?
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No, I volunteered.
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There was
this one girl in front of me,
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but she accidentally broke
her fingers in my file cabinet.
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Ah, there you are, sir.
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I brought the convertible in
this morning.
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You know,
I still can't drive that car
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without thinking of you.
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Sir, we broke up
almost a year ago.
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Remember the night
we took that romantic drive
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up into Vermont?
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You hit a moose, sir.
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Those were special times.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Sir, please...
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All right,
but if you change your mind,
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I'll let you drive.
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And you know I never let anyone
drive that car but me.
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I like to dream
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yes, yes
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right between
the sound machine
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On a cloud of sound,
I drift in the night
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Any place it goes
is right
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Goes far, flies near
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to the stars away from here
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well, you don't know what
we can find
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Why don't you come with me,
little girl
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On a magic carpet ride?
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Well, you don't know what
we can see...
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You kind of got a Billy idol
thing going on there.
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How about me?
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No, you're good.
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Say it, Mike.
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All right. Fine.
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You're not little miss perfect.
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That's right.
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I'm exciting, I'm dangerous,
I'm crazy.
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We're gone for 45 minutes,
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and Paul's car
is back in the mayor's spot.
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That's a car?!
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You know, people say the spirit
of the desert lives in me.
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I thought
that should be reflected
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in my city-hall I.D.
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[FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Oh, my God.
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Well, look who's
the vain one now.
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It's not about vanity.
It's about finding my essence.
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True photography
peers into the soul of...
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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No, that's not my essence.
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Next.
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No next. I will not leave
until...
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Next.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Mike Flaherty's office.
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What am I wearing?
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Well, a very tight,
low-cut sweater.
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How about you?
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Gray... Wool.
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Mmm.
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Sounds flammable.
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You'd better not get me
too hot.
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[BLOWS]
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, yeah!
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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Paul...
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Paul, you put your car
back in the mayor's spot.
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Move it.
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I'm kind of busy here.
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Fine. Give me the keys.
I'll move it.
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All right.
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But if any part falls off,
you're responsible.
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Oh, and it doesn't handle well
on pavement.
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Hurry up. The mayor's car is in
councilman mctierney's spot.
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Towaway mctierney?!
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Sir, I wanted to talk
to you about janelle.
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She seems to think
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you're trying to rekindle
your relationship.
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I want her, Mike.
I want her bad.
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Okay, we seem to have
pinpointed the source.
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I'm going to get janelle
another job here,
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and I'll find you
a new secretary.
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I don't need another secretary.
I can handle it myself.
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You seem testy.
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Is there something else
going on?
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Oh, no!
No, there's nothing going on.
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There's nothing special
about today.
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We're not celebrating
anything.
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No, I'm fine.
Hey, I am Jim dandy.
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Actually, sir,
there is something.
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We've been together
a long time and...
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Mike...
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They're towing
the mayor's car.
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Thanks for letting me
get that off my chest.
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I want you.
I want you bad.
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CAITLIN: Wait! Please stop!
Please! Wait!
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Wait!
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She's fast, but she's
never gonna catch it.
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I knew I shouldn't
have gone on that ride.
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Things always backfire on me.
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Will you just calm down?
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Hi. Listen...
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a huge mistake was made...
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you guys accidentally towed
the mayor's car.
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License plate?
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Fine, make me say it...
"I.M. Mayor."
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You're gonna have to pay
the back parking tickets.
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Oh, I'll get this.
No, that's all right.
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You, uh... you got the cab
on the way down.
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How much is it?
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$16,044.
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Why don't you get this one?
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Mike!
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Uh, look, um... I don't want
to pull rank here, but...
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sweetie, you can pull
anything you want.
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Unless it's a credit card
or a gun,
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you ain't gettin' that car.
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So you want me
to call the mayor and tell him
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that you, Ethel finney,
will not release his car?
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Ethel, I'm not gonna let you
throw all this away.
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You know what I think?
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No, what do you think?!
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I think you took the mayor's car
without asking, got it towed,
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and now you're trying
to save your ass!
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You're lucky
you're in this booth.
258
00:11:52,369 --> 00:11:54,352
Okay, I assumed
you were standing on something.
259
00:11:56,914 --> 00:11:57,593
Mike, I've gotta tell you,
260
00:11:58,472 --> 00:11:59,719
I'm doing absolutely fine
without a secretary.
261
00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:02,482
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
262
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:04,995
Hello,
mayor Winston's office.
263
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,066
Uh-huh. May I tell me
who's calling?
264
00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:15,443
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm not here.
265
00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:20,109
Sir, uh, Caitlin and I
were thinking...
266
00:12:21,418 --> 00:12:22,374
with you running for senate
and all,
267
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,107
this may be a good time to...
I don't know... pay old debts,
268
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,138
clear those skeletons
out of the closet.
269
00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:30,205
Skeletons...
270
00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:32,004
I knew this would
catch up to me eventually.
271
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,169
You know the only reason
I got into Yale?
272
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,285
My father paid off
the admissions people
273
00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:38,147
to the tune of 9 g's a year.
274
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,440
That's called "tuition," sir.
275
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:43,918
Actually, sir,
we were thinking
276
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,228
more along the lines
of unpaid parking tickets.
277
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,157
[LAUGHS] Heck,
I've got tons of those!
278
00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:51,494
Yeah, and late fees, too.
279
00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:53,448
But they're not really
a problem...
280
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,261
As long as you
don't get towed.
281
00:13:00,673 --> 00:13:01,213
[GRUNTS]
282
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:02,549
Perfect!
283
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:04,371
Now... Paul's car
is in mctierney's spot,
284
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,659
so it'll get towed
to the impound lot.
285
00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:09,004
Once it's there, we switch
Paul's plates with the mayor's.
286
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:11,322
Then tomorrow morning,
Stuart goes down there,
287
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:13,834
gives them Paul's plate number,
they release the mayor's car.
288
00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:15,941
Simple.
289
00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,337
That's simple?
290
00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:19,332
Oh, you should hear
the complicated version.
291
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,676
It involves ninjas
and the vice president.
292
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,025
I'm sure they lock
the tow yard up at night.
293
00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:26,415
How are we gonna get in there
to switch the plates?
294
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,055
I can't believeI'm in Paul's trunk!
295
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:32,131
You just complain about
every little thing, don't you?
296
00:13:34,299 --> 00:13:35,435
Just stay over there
on your side,
297
00:13:36,904 --> 00:13:37,680
and I'll stay on mine.
298
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:39,349
[BEEPING]
299
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:40,973
There's the tow truck.
300
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,541
[MOTOR HUMMING]
301
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:44,734
Oop!
Aah!
302
00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:47,193
See?
303
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:50,017
This isn't so bad.
304
00:13:53,278 --> 00:13:53,832
Stuart...
305
00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:55,436
Mike told me
to fire Deirdre.
306
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:57,901
And, uh, I have to admit...
I'm a little afraid.
307
00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:00,948
James, the thing you have to
understand about Deirdre is,
308
00:14:02,687 --> 00:14:03,713
under her rough and vicious
exterior...
309
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:05,843
she's a sweet
and vulnerable woman?
310
00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:09,642
No, she's the scariest bitch
you've ever seen.
311
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:13,622
What are you saying?
312
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:14,853
If I fire her,
she'll hurt me?
313
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,789
Hurt... Maim, gut...
314
00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:19,352
depends on her mood.
315
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:21,997
My advice is,
just roll over and play dead.
316
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,652
Like most wild animals,
she'll sniff around a little,
317
00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:27,216
but she probably
won't attack.
318
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:29,091
Hi, James.
319
00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:30,348
D-Deirdre.
320
00:14:30,815 --> 00:14:31,855
Uh... I-I've never...
never done this before,
321
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,058
and it's, uh,
particularly difficult
322
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,125
with you being
Stuart's girlfriend and all,
323
00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:38,749
but, uh...
324
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,496
Uh, why don't we
step into Mike's office?
325
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:43,856
What the hell...
I got 10 minutes.
326
00:14:45,308 --> 00:14:46,181
Deirdre...
327
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:48,266
He doesn't want
to have sex with you.
328
00:14:49,502 --> 00:14:50,835
He wants to fire you.
329
00:14:52,712 --> 00:14:55,447
Uh, yeah.
Uh, Deirdre, you're fired.
330
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,425
What kind of conditioner
do you use?
331
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:12,960
'Cause you have, like,
no split ends.
332
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,026
[THUD]
333
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:17,004
It figures
you're enjoying this.
334
00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:19,338
I'm not enjoying this.
335
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,423
Yes, you are.
I can feel it.
336
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,625
Oh, that's a tire iron.
337
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,064
Give it whatever
sick nickname you want!
338
00:15:27,874 --> 00:15:28,637
Just get it off me!
339
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,219
[GRUNTS]
340
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,736
It's a tire iron.
341
00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:35,700
Then what's that?
342
00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:39,110
Okay, I'm enjoying it
a little bit.
343
00:15:42,336 --> 00:15:44,541
[POUNDING]
344
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,568
Air! Air! Air!
345
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:51,519
Don't be so dramatic!
346
00:15:53,365 --> 00:15:54,918
It's like you've never
almost suffocated before.
347
00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:57,687
Let's get
these plates changed.
348
00:15:58,673 --> 00:15:59,212
[SIGHS]
349
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:00,589
Oh, it's 10:00!
350
00:16:01,468 --> 00:16:02,536
I'm meant to have drinks
with Randall and senator ames!
351
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:05,525
Oh, "little miss perfect" miss
her date with the big shots?
352
00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:09,059
Would you stop it with that
"little miss perfect" stuff?!
353
00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:11,980
Every time
I bring up Randall's name...
354
00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:14,155
wait a minute...
I get it...
355
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:15,701
you're jealous.
356
00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:17,156
Don't be ridiculous.
357
00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:19,636
Aww, does Mikey miss
the mayor's love?
358
00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:22,552
Does he feel like
he's been replaced?
359
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:24,918
I am not jealous.
360
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,459
You are. All this time, you've
had the mayor to yourself,
361
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:29,839
and now
you have to share him.
362
00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:31,601
I don't care.
All right?
363
00:16:32,838 --> 00:16:33,461
I...Don't... Care.
364
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,571
Mike, I think
it would be better
365
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,338
for you to express
your feelings.
366
00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:42,371
Used to be
"little miss perfect"!
367
00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:49,769
Stuart!
368
00:16:50,414 --> 00:16:51,037
So, how'd it go?
369
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,607
Did you get
the mayor's car?
370
00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:54,037
Yeah. No problem.
371
00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:55,747
I just... Gave 'em
Paul's license-plate number,
372
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,484
and... They brought the car
right out.
373
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,863
They crushed it
an hour before I got there.
374
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,831
Paul!!
375
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,441
Yeah, Mike?
376
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:23,654
Did you not tell me
yesterday
377
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:25,698
that there were no citations
on your car?
378
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,623
Uh-huh. There areno traffic citations.
379
00:17:30,665 --> 00:17:32,579
There's, like, a tonof environmenta violations.
380
00:17:35,052 --> 00:17:36,216
Uh, environmental
violations?
381
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:38,192
Uh-huh.
382
00:17:38,802 --> 00:17:40,896
Apparently, the dmv has issued
a crush-on-sight order.
383
00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:46,170
If they ever catch me,
it'll probably look like this.
384
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:51,396
Mike, uh, I wanted to...
385
00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:54,557
hey... What's that?
386
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,859
I'm... Not
gonna lie to you, sir.
387
00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:00,233
I think it's pretty obvious
what this is.
388
00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:03,222
It's a coffee table.
389
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:05,850
Is it that obvious?
390
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,006
Mike, did you realize
that this was our anniversary?
391
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,664
Uh, no.
No, sir, I-I-I had no idea.
392
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,603
Working with you
this past five years
393
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,038
has meant more to me than...
394
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:18,536
[VOICE BREAKING] Well,
more than I could ever say.
395
00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:21,496
So here.
396
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,108
Y-y-you're giving me
your... your car?
397
00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:32,537
Sir?
398
00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:33,755
I should tell you,
399
00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:35,858
it's not in
totally mint condition, though.
400
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:41,604
There's this... Small scratch
on the right-rear Fender.
401
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,318
Uh...
402
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:48,883
T-thank you, sir.
403
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,052
I didn't get... You anything.
404
00:18:52,558 --> 00:18:53,222
That's okay.
405
00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:56,517
You couldn't have
topped Caitlin's humidor.
406
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,284
I hate to say it, Mike,
407
00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:04,125
but I told you
not to take the mayor's car.
408
00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:07,590
Oh, will you
give it a rest?!
409
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,271
[SIGHS]
410
00:19:11,722 --> 00:19:13,455
[HORN HONKS,
CAR ALARM WAILS]
411
00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:17,695
[ALARM DEACTIVATES]
412
00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:22,734
Let me know
when my eyes are the same size.
413
00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:26,977
Ha!
414
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,044
I knew you were more vain
than me.
415
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:30,652
Mr. Heywood,
I got your note.
416
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:32,686
And for $50, I'd be happy
to reshoot your portrait.
417
00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:35,250
Ha! And I'm the vain one!
418
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:37,733
Well, you are the one
with the blue contact lenses.
419
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:39,749
Look at you...
shaving your head,
420
00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:41,253
as if it weren't bald
already.
421
00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,144
Well, I don't recall you
having a tan yesterday.
422
00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:45,492
What'd you do,
go to Puerto Rico for lunch?
423
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:47,916
At least I didn't wear a girdle
to the Christmas party,
424
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:49,979
Mr. tummy Tucker!
425
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,242
Oh, please!
426
00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:52,511
I have never worn a girdle!
427
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:54,913
Really?
428
00:31:05,557 --> 00:31:08,225
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
429
00:31:08,226 --> 00:31:09,159
(BARKING)
430
00:31:09,209 --> 00:31:13,759
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