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Is it true the mayor
is running for the senate?
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Excellent question...
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very topical...
Very challenging.
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Before I answer,
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let me just take
a drink of water.
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As to whether the mayor will be
making any announcements,
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the answer is
"no comment."
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Mr. Flaherty!
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I think what Mike means
is "no."
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"Comment."
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Not "no comment."
Just plain "no."
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"Comment."
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Okay, next question.
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Do you think the fact
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that miss Moore and you
hate each other
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will hurt
the mayor's campaign?
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Okay, well,
t-that's an excellent question.
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It's very challenging...
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It's very, very topical.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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"With the
feud
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"between miss Moore
and Mr. Flaherty raging,
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"the question is,
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will there ever be peace
at city..."
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"...hall."
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What do the two of you
have to say for yourselves?
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Well, sir, I don't know
where they get this stuff,
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because, uh, we're just
teasin' each other.
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Right, teasing...
like when I say,
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"hey, Mike,
your playgroup called.
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Pool party's on.
Don't forget your floaties."
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O-or like when I say, uh,
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"hey, Caitlin,
it's getting dark outside.
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"Shouldn't you be
in the woods,
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terrorizing
student filmmakers?"
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Or when I walk in
on my cleaning lady buck naked.
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So, next item...
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choosing the location
for your official announcement.
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I'm thinking statue of liberty,
me at your side,
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Caitlin back at the office,
blowing up balloons.
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See, I was thinking
upstate farmhouse,
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me at your side,
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Mike back at the office
blowing up his date.
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All right, all right,
that's enough bickering!
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You know, what you two need
is couples counseling.
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It worked wonders
for me and my wife.
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Sir, she slept with
your brother
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and, uh,
tried to poison you.
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Stuart!
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Here's the multilingual
"kick me" sign
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you put on my back.
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Luigi, chao lin,
and running bear
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all got their kicks in.
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I'm sick
of your practical jokes.
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Paul... You're right.
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No more.
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Good.
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Well...
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One
more.
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[LAUGHING]
He got you again, Paul.
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Oh, uh, James,
can I get that pen back?
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Sure.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Stuart, that is the eighth
and final time I fall for that!
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James, you have
something on your face.
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Here?
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Uh, other side.
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There you go.
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Thanks, buddy.
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You know what, James?
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We should team up,
join forces,
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beat Stuart
at his own game.
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With our combined brainpower,
he can't beat us!
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You with me, buddy?
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Yeah!
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We're stuck, aren't we?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mike...
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Mike, what is this
all about?
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Since when do I wine and dine
millionaires for donations?
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You're a natural
for the job.
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Y-y-you're urbane,
sophisticated, witty.
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He's black, isn't he?
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Little bit.
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Black millionaire...
count me in!
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Me too!
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Hey,
off my black millionaire!
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His name is Nick Mitchell.
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Mike wants him to donate
computers to city schools.
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"Janelle Mitchell."
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[LAUGHS]
Can't want to meet him...
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And marry him.
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Can't wait till he leaves you
for his trophy wife.
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All we pretend to get along
in front of this therapist,
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and the mayor
will get off our backs.
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Okay. But I don't know much
about therapy. Do you?
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Why would I know
anything about therapy?
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Hey, Mike.
Good to see you again.
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So... The mayor says
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the two of you are having
trouble working together.
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Yeah, well, see,
this is ridiculous.
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I mean, just this morning,
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uh, Caitlin was telling me
h-how good-looking I am.
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Yes, Mike,
I was going on and on.
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Well, we're good to go.
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Uh, before you go,
let's try a little exercise.
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I call it "the safe box."
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Well, is there a phone
in the safe box?
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First, let me show you
how it works.
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I'm now in the safe box.
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I'm now doing an exercise called
"keeping a straight face."
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Mike...
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When you're in the safe box,
no one's allowed to attack you,
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so you can say
exactly what you feel.
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For instance...
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Mike, when you belittle
my therapeutic techniques,
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it hurts.
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I-I-I-I...
can I give it a...
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yeah, I wish you would.
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Just, uh...
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there we go.
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"Boo-hoo-hoo!
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I'm a lame therapist!"
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"A mean patient is belittling
my techniques and my box!"
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"They didn't prepare me for this
at fake-doctor school!"
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You're right...
the box rocks.
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The only reason
I got into this
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was because
I love technology.
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Suddenly,
I'm sitting on millions.
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But you know
what I realized?
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That it's all meaningless
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without someone
to share it with?
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No...
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that people find my jokes
a lot funnier now.
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Oh!
Oh!
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That's good!
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That's really...
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Know what I want
to know about technology?
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Are you single?
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Uh, I'm also fascinatedwith technology.
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So, are you?
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Actually, my partner and I
recently called it quits.
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But what about you, Carter?
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Surely you must be taken.
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And there it is.
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No, no, I-I'm not taken.
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Care to join me for a smoke
at the bar?
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Hmm?
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Sure.
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Excuse us.
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I don't want to brag...
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But I think I'm winning.
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Hey, Stuart! Come here!
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Check out my office!
It's really cool!
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Come! Check it out!
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Sure.
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Oh, boy,
this is gonna be great!
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You and me, partner...
straight to the top!
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A-a-nd break!
A-a-nd break!
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What's so cool in here?
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Check out the desk chair.
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Yeah, Stuart,
check out the desk chair.
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Wow!
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Very comfortable.
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Thanks, guys.
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I don't get it.
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[IMITATING THE ROAD RUNNER]
Meep meep!
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Buh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh!
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Morning, sir.
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Uh, Caitlin, Michael.
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I was talking to tom.
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He thinks the conflict
in your relationship
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revolves around
me!
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That's ridiculous!
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Yeah!
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Is it possible that you have
some inner turmoil
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that the two of them
are picking up on?
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Ever since
this senate thing came up,
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I have had trouble sleeping.
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Maybe you're anxious
about a decision.
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Are you saying
I don't want to run?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Easy there,
"quack in the box"!
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Of course he wants to run!
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That's why he works so hard
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and never has a chance
to meet the right guy!
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Just last night...
I had this dream
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that I was walking down
the street of Washington, d.c.,
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and the capitol building
came out of the sky
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and smashed me
again and again and again!
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Somebody
wants to be senator!
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There may be another way
to interpret that.
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Maybe I don't
want to be a senator.
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Good.
Go there. Explore.
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No, no... stay here.
Stare at the floor.
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That's it!
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I never wanted to
be a senator.
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I'm out of the race!
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I'd like to introduce
you to a technique...
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I call
"the ass-whuppin' box"!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Oh, hey, that's good, sir.
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Clear your head
with a little practice-putting.
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My putting's fine, Mike.
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Fore!
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Aah!
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Want to try one?
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Uh, no, sir.
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A-after lunch, I've got
skeet shooting in the cafeteria.
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Ever since I decided
to give up this senate run,
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it's like this great weight
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has been lifted
off of my shoulders.
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I'm going to learn to paint,
plant a garden...
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Listen to the great books.
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B-but, sir...
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W-what about your lifelong dream
of taking me to Washington?
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You got to do this, sir.
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Give me
one good reason, Mike.
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You know what?
I'll give you 5,000.
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The campaign buttons came.
Y-you want to see one?
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The only button
I care about now, Mike,
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is the one marked "play"
that starts a good book.
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At least think about it.
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Don't need to!
My mind's made up!
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In fact, I am gonna go out and
tell the first reporter I see
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that Randall Winston
is out of the Senate Race!
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You know what?
I-I'll go tell the reporter.
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You stay here and practice
your, uh... D-driving.
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Am I late?
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Nope.
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The solid-gold hand is on
the diamond-encrusted 9.
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Wow!
Where did you get that?!
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Nick bought it for me...
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As a memento of the day
he bought me this suit.
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Hey, Carter, you look like
you slept with a million bucks.
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So, Carter, how
is your sugar daddy?
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Excuse me... he is
not a sugar daddy!
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He's a wealthy, older man
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who takes me out on dates
and buys me stuff.
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Apparently, you're the only one
he buys things for,
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because, according to this,
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he's never given a
cent to charity.
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Huh!
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Oh, my God!
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How could I fall for someone
who doesn't do charity work?
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Wouldn't bother
me.
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Stuart, dating
you is charity work.
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Jeez, I don't know, fellas.
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If Stuart gave me a face-mister,
I'd be suspicious.
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What do you propose
we do about this?
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Go to a Knicks game.
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Well, Mike, this is it.
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"Goodbye"
always sounds so final,
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so... Goodbye.
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What are you doing?!
Y-you can't quit!
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Mike, you heard the man...
he doesn't want to be senator.
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You think he wanted
to be mayor?
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He still thinks he's in
the witness-protection program.
259
00:12:25,514 --> 00:12:28,349
We got to get him
back in the race.
260
00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:30,993
We can't even order a pizza
without fighting.
261
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:34,874
Meatless, cheeseless, sauceless
is not pizza... it's bread.
262
00:12:34,732 --> 00:12:36,133
See what I mean?
263
00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:37,438
Tell you what...
264
00:12:37,412 --> 00:12:40,347
why don't we, uh, try
this, uh, "safe box" thing?
265
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,652
Oh, even you're
not a big-enough idiot
266
00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,580
to buy into
that psychobabble.
267
00:12:44,524 --> 00:12:47,627
Caitlin,
when you talk down to me...
268
00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:51,493
I-it frustrates me,
and it erodes my confidence.
269
00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:52,585
Oh, my God!
270
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,465
You're in the box right now,
aren't you?
271
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:57,138
Come in.
272
00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:58,859
Join me.
273
00:12:58,815 --> 00:12:59,949
No.
274
00:12:59,932 --> 00:13:02,433
I can't change
the mayor's mind myself!
275
00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:03,622
I need you!
276
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,169
What did you say?
277
00:13:07,044 --> 00:13:11,148
The door was open.
You heard me.
278
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,567
Fine. [SIGHS]
279
00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,698
W-w-watch your head.
280
00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:18,474
Okay, I'm in.
281
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,765
Now what?
282
00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:21,207
Well, uh...
283
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,343
[CLEARS THROAT]
284
00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:31,374
Y-you know, my parents
won't be home till 10:00.
285
00:13:38,432 --> 00:13:41,500
Nick...
I was just curious...
286
00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:43,700
what are some of
your favorite charities?
287
00:13:43,631 --> 00:13:45,232
Oh, I don't believe
in charity.
288
00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,761
Carter...
289
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,660
If you give a man a fish,
you feed him for a day.
290
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,866
If you teach a man to fish,
you feed him for a lifetime.
291
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,221
That's the most self-serving
argument I ever heard!
292
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,047
Carter, this is who I am.
293
00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:58,597
I can't just change.
294
00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,727
Then, uh...
295
00:14:00,664 --> 00:14:03,533
I'm sorry, Nick.
296
00:14:03,439 --> 00:14:04,872
As much as I like you,
297
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,779
my principles won't permit me
to see you again.
298
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:08,982
Oh.
299
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:12,526
I don't suppose
I could change your mind
300
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:14,069
with
this?
301
00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:20,344
No. You can't.
302
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:21,717
But thank you.
303
00:14:23,502 --> 00:14:25,470
Excuse me, sir,
you got a minute?
304
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,418
Let me just finish
this chapter.
305
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:32,318
Ahh.
306
00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:35,243
Brilliant!
307
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,378
Sir, anyone who says
308
00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:39,926
"the hunt for red October"
can't be improved upon
309
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:43,003
hasn't heard, uh...
Rosie Perez... Read it.
310
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:46,031
Hey, you'll never guess
who we ran into in the lobby...
311
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,726
alfonse d'amato!
312
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,981
Hey, big Al!
313
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,925
Randy, how you doing?
314
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:53,471
We asked Al to tell you how much
fun he had being a senator.
315
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:56,058
I thought you wanted me to
tell him how much fun I've had
316
00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,674
since I've stoppedbeing senator.
317
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,734
I play poker all the time,
318
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,908
I'm happier than ever,
I'm richer than ever.
319
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,210
It's fantastic!
320
00:15:03,183 --> 00:15:05,917
Tell me being senator
wasn't even better.
321
00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:07,264
Well, it was different.
322
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:10,503
Now when people wave to me,
they use all five fingers.
323
00:15:10,391 --> 00:15:13,426
Okay, Al, we'll let you
get back to your poker game.
324
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,194
Well,
I'd like to tell you...
325
00:15:15,144 --> 00:15:16,811
the one thing
that kept me going
326
00:15:16,771 --> 00:15:19,439
was the outside chance that
I might make a tiny difference.
327
00:15:19,354 --> 00:15:21,055
Sorry
you had to hear that, sir.
328
00:15:21,013 --> 00:15:23,849
You know, Mike, I'd
like to make a tiny difference!
329
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,290
Y-you would?
330
00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:29,024
Yeah. It's something
I've just been mulling over.
331
00:15:28,892 --> 00:15:31,093
T-tiny difference...
332
00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:32,662
I-I-I like it!
That's good!
333
00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:34,691
Go there! Explore!
334
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,301
That's it!
I'm back in the race!
335
00:15:50,423 --> 00:15:52,990
Jeez, Stuart,
what happened to you?
336
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,246
Remember that woman
I was seeing...
337
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,443
the one
married to the bouncer?
338
00:15:57,376 --> 00:16:00,812
Last night, when I went home,
he was waiting for me.
339
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,162
I have no idea
how he found out.
340
00:16:06,148 --> 00:16:10,018
[LAUGHING] Do you want
to know how he found out?
341
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,416
[LAUGHS] We
told him!
342
00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:14,694
Gotcha!
343
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:17,568
That's not a practical joke,
you idiots!
344
00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:20,607
I'm really hurt!
I may have a concussion!
345
00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,137
Yes! Score!
346
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:28,876
And that's not all!
347
00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:32,197
We also called your mother!
348
00:16:32,081 --> 00:16:35,049
You told my mother I was
sleeping with a married woman?!
349
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,153
We told her you were ? dead!
350
00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,317
You guys are crazy!
351
00:16:42,256 --> 00:16:44,390
I got to go see my mother!
352
00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:45,696
We rule!
353
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,236
[LAUGHS]
354
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,368
[DOG SNARLING]
355
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,669
STUART: Hey! Down, boy!
I don't have any drugs on me!
356
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,675
That's what you think!
357
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,666
Carter. There you are.
358
00:17:00,632 --> 00:17:02,033
Oh, Nick.
359
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:04,973
I think you should pretend
I'm a social problem
360
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,442
and ignore me.
361
00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:08,607
Well, I can't ignore you,
Carter.
362
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:11,078
That's why
first thing this morning...
363
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:13,500
I donated $50 million
to charity.
364
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,358
You gave away all your money
for me?!
365
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:18,207
No, I gave away
$50 million.
366
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,546
That means a lot to me.
367
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,737
Can I have a car?
368
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,507
So, Mr. mayor,
just to review...
369
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:29,492
you'll make
the announcement alone,
370
00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:31,503
then you'll lead the press
out here,
371
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:34,347
where you'll join Mike and I
for a reception with cake.
372
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:35,619
Oh, before I go out there,
373
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:38,093
I'd like to clear up
an important issue...
374
00:17:37,984 --> 00:17:41,219
devil's-food, sir...
with strawberry filling.
375
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:44,111
No, I was going to ask you
about my gun-control policy.
376
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:46,717
Just kidding.
Delicious!
377
00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:51,072
Mike!
378
00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:52,465
I'm going to need
a few sick days.
379
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,135
I just came down
with a case of...
380
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:56,593
I'm going to Paris
with Nick!
381
00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:57,684
Congratulations.
382
00:17:57,665 --> 00:18:01,033
Guess it's just the week
for unlikely couples.
383
00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,118
What's that
supposed to mean?
384
00:18:02,227 --> 00:18:04,361
Please... like somebody
and somebod y
385
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:07,268
didn't go to great lengths
to stay near each other.
386
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,904
Oh, well... au revoir!
387
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,528
Well...
388
00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:13,089
That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.
389
00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:14,942
And I've walked in
on Paul singing
390
00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:16,823
"don't cry for me,
Argentina."
391
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:19,273
All I care about is keeping
the mayor in the Senate Race.
392
00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:21,697
Working with you is like
an occupational hazard.
393
00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:22,919
If it's
an occupational hazard,
394
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,763
why don't you stop
riding my coattails?
395
00:18:24,713 --> 00:18:26,948
Oh, I'm riding your
coattails,
396
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:28,950
Mr. "don't leave!
I need you!"
397
00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:30,393
I was in the box!
398
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,127
That's just unfair.
399
00:18:32,082 --> 00:18:34,116
You know, you are such...
400
00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,961
ooh! Can't insult me!
I'm in the box!
401
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,034
You're coming out of the box
right now!
402
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,172
[GASPS]
403
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,927
...who work harmoniously
together
404
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,620
in pursuit
of an almost-sacred goal...
405
00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:49,033
MIKE:
Hey, you ripped my shirt!
406
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:51,536
Wait, wait, wait, Mike!
407
00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:55,144
This is the mayor's big day!
We'll ruin everything!
408
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,650
All right.
You're right.
409
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,845
You're right.
I just, uh...
410
00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:01,149
I lost my head
for a second.
411
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,343
Hyah!
412
00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:10,596
Oh, my God!
413
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,317
Oh, my God,
what have I done?!
414
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:19,860
It's okay.
415
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,867
It's all right.
416
00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,892
We just lost control.
417
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:31,120
I'm gonna teach you a little
something about class...
418
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:32,231
About dignity.
419
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,709
Oh, who am I kidding?
420
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,018
Now I'd like you all to meet
the brains behind my campaign
421
00:19:38,906 --> 00:19:40,807
and have some cake.
422
00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:41,723
Hi.
423
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,714
Mike Flaherty.
424
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,760
Caitlin Moore.
425
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:53,254
So...
426
00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,029
Doritos.
427
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:56,818
Oh, yeah.
I've got everything.
428
00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:58,169
I've got stacks of snacks.
429
00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,674
[LAUGHING]
Stacks of snacks!
430
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,907
[LAUGHING]
That's really...
431
00:20:03,116 --> 00:20:05,919
there's something
I've always wondered
432
00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,128
about
the vending industry...
433
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,237
are you single?
434
00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,820
Yes.
435
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,109
Hey, Bruce!
436
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,272
And there
it is!
437
00:20:16,162 --> 00:20:17,296
There what is?
438
00:21:13,211 --> 00:21:15,914
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
439
00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:16,781
(BARKING)
440
00:21:16,831 --> 00:21:21,381
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