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Oh my God Heidi
Nikki is here!
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She gets mad when
I have chips in bed.
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NIKKI: Mike?
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You expecting a photographer?
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Yeah, uh, it's playgirl's"men of city hall" issue.
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There's, uh, this...
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And, uh, this...
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And, of course,
I wouldn't be earning my money
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if I didn't give 'em this.
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Okay... Stud.
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Do you want bacon or sausage
with your eggs?
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Give me both.
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My doctor says
my arteries are too wide.
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[SIGHS]
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Heidi, what happened last night?
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The last thing
I can remember is...
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is graduating from college!
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All I remember
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is that you drank more beer
than any man I've ever seen...
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and I used to sling steins
at octoberfest.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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[DRUNKENLY] You sure
you can get home all right?
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[DRUNKENLY] Oh, yeah.
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It's only
a couple blocks that way...
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Or 25,000 Miles that way.
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Come on!
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I'll take you home.
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NIKKI: Mike!
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Oh, y-you know what?
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W-we don't have time
for this.
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But it's all ready.
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Yeah, well, uh,
that's great.
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Breakfast on the go.
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Don't you want a plate?!
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Jeez, why don't
we take a private jet to work?!
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Okay, people, update
on the mayor's potential bid
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for the United States senate.
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We got the results of our first
poll since we floated the idea.
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41% think Randall Winston
is senate material.
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38% are undecided.
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9% said they have...
On occasion...
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Faked an orgasm.
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Stuart, you're off poll-taking.
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You wouldn't believe
what people will tell you,
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if you're holdin' a clipboard.
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As the mayor's campaign manager,
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I have
additional responsibilities.
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Today, James and I
will be accompanying the mayor
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to a tedious,
all-day strategy session.
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You said we were going
to the yankee game.
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Oh, no! Aw!
What?!
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Come on! Come on!
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It's not gonna be that great.
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You promised
it was gonna be great.
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Roger clemens is pitching,
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Bruce Springsteen
is singing the national anthem,
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we got front-row seats.
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Oh, and I forgot, it's pie day.
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Huh? I heard "pie."
Then what?
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Final item...
today is the deadline
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to qualify for the free
life-insurance policy.
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You just have to pass
a physical exam.
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Huh? I heard "free."
Then what?
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No physical for me, Mike.
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Back home my doctor
used to use a hand puppet.
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To entertain kids?
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No.
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All right.
Everybody out.
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Uh, Mike... You okay?
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You're acting a little weird.
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Weird? No, I'll tell you
what's weird.
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Aquaman...
t-that's weird.
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I mean, how many crimes
are committed underwater?
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My mistake.
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Yeah. Okay.
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What was that all about?
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You ever break up with a guy,
go out with another guy,
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have a few drinks
and in the morning,
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that guy is lying next to
you wearing a bra and panties?
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Oddly, yes.
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What are you trying to say?
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Well, Carter,
that guy is Heidi Klum.
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You cheated on Nikki?!
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I don't know!
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I woke up today and Heidi and I
were spooning.
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Which spoon were you?
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Back.
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That's the cheatin' spoon.
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Now I got to avoid Nikki
all day
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until I can figure out
what happened.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Drink it!
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It's something
to help your hangover.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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Let's get those pants
off you.
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All right, Carter,
let me ask you something.
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Anybody ever
take your pants off
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you didn't end up
spending the night with?
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My tailor.
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No, wait.
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Stuart!
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Stuart.
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Pretend you're me
for the physical exam
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for the insurance policy.
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Why? You're in...
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Some
shape.
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I would never pass
the physical.
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Y-you see, my heart is missing
a ventricle.
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So what do you say?
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I say no.
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If not for me,
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how about for Claudia?
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No.
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Well, what about
our future children?
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The children...
they need us so.
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Nah!
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All right, look.
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Stuart,
I'm not gonna beg, okay?
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Paul lassiter doesn't beg.
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I'm beggin' you.
Come on, please!
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[ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE!"]
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Shouldn't I be
in a luxury skybox, Mike?
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Sir, you want to be down here,
where you're one of the people.
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Can't I be one of
the rich p eople?
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Yay! Yay!
Whoo!
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You know, Mike, it seems
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this Roger "cleemens" fellow
is doing pretty well.
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Sir, he's on the brink
of a perfect game.
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It's the rarest achievement
in all of sports.
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This will get
national coverage.
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They're gonna see
future-senator Randall Winston
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out here
among the people who love him.
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MAN: The mayor sucks!
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Don't let it bother you, sir.
They're just words.
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The deputy
mayor sucks!
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You want a piece of me,
meathead!
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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This is it.
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One more out, Roger clemens
has a perfect game.
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[BAT CRACKS]
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Ahh! Boo! Boo!
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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Why do their cheers
sound like boos, Mike?
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Sir, that would have been
the history-making last out.
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But we're okay as long as
the batter doesn't get a...
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[BAT CRACKS]
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...hit.
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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Mr. lassiter,
you are in perfect health.
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Here is your policy.
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That being said...
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How dare you!
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Aw, come on.
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Guys can't control that.
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Ah, she'll be back...
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Just like my dentist.
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Ha! Paul... one,
system... nothing.
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Wait, wait, wait.
There's a mistake.
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Under beneficiary,
you wrote your n ame.
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That's not a mistake.
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That's against the law!
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Kind of like, um, what's
the word I'm looking for...
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insurance fraud?!
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Come on! Let's go
turn ourselves in!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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We can't turn ourselves in.
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I'd never make it
in prison.
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I-I-I can't bathe
in front of other men.
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Paul, calm down.
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You don't want to tax
that ventricle.
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That's just what you want,
isn't it...
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so you can get all my money?!
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It's not gonna happen!
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I'll live forever,
just to spite you!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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It's just too easy,
is what it is.
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NIKKI: Hey, Mike...
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Hey, Nik.
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That jacket
I borrowed this morning.
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Uh-huh.
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I found this earring
stuck on it.
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Oh, uh, that...
that's mine.
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Your ear isn't pierced.
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Sure, it is.
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Now.
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CHRIS BERMAN:
Today at yankee stadium,
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mayor Randall"you lose some, you" Winston
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snatched defeatfrom the jaws of victory,
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turning a perfect game
into a perfect shame.
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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Nothing stings like a pun.
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Sir, d-don't worry.
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As your campaign manager,
I've got this under control.
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Mike, we need to hire
a full-time campaign manager
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so you can get back to the job
of helping me run this city.
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We need someone who can dedicate
themselves full time, like me.
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I plan on being in here
before 11:00...
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...and burning the 5:00 oil.
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And when I say
a 2-hour lunch,
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I mean a 2-hour lunch.
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You're overreacting. This
"perfect game" thing is over.
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Uh, you guys
should watch this.
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What do Ithink of the mayor?
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Well, there's probablykids watching,
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so let's just sayhe's a [BLEEP, BLEEP]
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You're mine,
Winston!
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Okay, now
it's over.
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Hire someone.
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MAN: Meanwhile, nicklaus,Palmer, and...
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So I guess you're not running
the campaign.
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Yeah, and doesn't that
[BLEEP, BLEEP]
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I can't believe this.
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I built this campaign
from the ground up.
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Now some campaign manager
I have to hire
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is gonna come in
and take all the credit.
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We've passed on every qualified
candidate we've seen.
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I'm just looking
for someone who'll fit in.
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You mean a puppet
for you to control.
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Who'll fit in.
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I'm looking
for Mike Flaherty.
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James carville!
I'm Carter Heywood.
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Carville... Carville... Why is
that name stuck in my head?
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Maybe that Clinton '92
presidential campaign?
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No.
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Ehud barak's recent victory
in Israel?
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No.
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You're not thinking of the
carvel ice cream guy, are you?
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Bingo.
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You ever run
a senate campaign?
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Half a Baker's dozen or so.
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And consulted with
the prime minister of Greece
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and a bunch of races
in central, South America.
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Can't hold a steady job.
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I was campaign manager
of the year in 1993.
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You're trying too hard, Jim.
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Thanks for coming by.
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You know, I wrote two books.
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So did Ethan hawke.
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So... you want to explain
that earring now?
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Uh, the earring, actually...
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oh, before you start,
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you should know
that the initials "h. K."
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Are engraved on the back.
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You should probably also know
that Heidi Klum just called.
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[HONKS]
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Oh, God. Ohh!
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Stuart, please!
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My blood is like pudding!
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I'm sorry, buddy.
That was beneath me.
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[HONKS]
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So was that.
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What's it gonna take for
Claudia to be my beneficiary?
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50 bucks... And your shoes.
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So, like, 58 bucks?
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Thank you.
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Let me guess...
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too articulate,
too well-rounded?
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Hey, you want him lording his
nobel prize over us every day?
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Trust me, when the right person
walks through that door...
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Oh, I am so sorry I'm late.
263
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...I will know it.
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Hi, I'm Mike Flaherty.
This is Carter Heywood.
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Hi. I'm Caitlin Moore.
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I have been walking around
for 20 minutes.
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I thought city hall
would have a bigger sign.
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She thought city hall
would have a bigger sign.
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Do you have a r?sum??
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Yeah!
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There we go.
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Whoa! University
of Massachusetts...
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great party school.
274
00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:09,538
You've been involved
in some solid campaigns...
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woonsocket city council,
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the mayoral race in braintree...
you came in third.
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We kicked
the green party's butt.
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I heard her,
I heard her.
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00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,716
So, now, Caitlin,
what makes you think
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that you can run
the mayor's campaign?
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Run the campaign?
You mean help run it.
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I assumed I'd be working
with yo u
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and learning from
you.
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That you would.
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00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:44,105
That you would.
286
00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:48,009
I think I may be ill!
287
00:15:48,044 --> 00:15:50,444
Oh, but you know what
I'm great at already?
288
00:15:50,479 --> 00:15:53,181
It's that thing where you ask
a bunch of people
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00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:56,151
all sorts of questions
and you see what they say.
290
00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:58,052
You mean a "poll"?
291
00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:03,357
This is the big leagues.
292
00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,427
You're hired.
293
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:09,097
Why don't we just go
and meet the mayor?
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00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,200
M-Mike?!
295
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,302
Oh, Carter, shut up!
296
00:16:15,504 --> 00:16:17,405
Can you believe it?
297
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,508
She's not
the most qualified.
298
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,611
She's not
the best candidate.
299
00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:26,547
You're right.
She is hot.
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00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:29,517
Sir, I'd like you to meet
your new campaign manager.
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I think you'll find her
completely... Adequate.
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00:16:33,222 --> 00:16:34,822
Caitlin Moore, sir.
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00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,791
Randall Winston.
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I'm the mayor of New York.
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00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,229
It's a pleasure, sir.
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And it will be an honor
to run your campaign.
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00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:46,668
Help... help...
help run the campaign.
308
00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:50,838
Of course I'll enjoy working
with a fellow Ivy leaguer.
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00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:54,176
Ivy league? You went to
the university of Massachusetts.
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00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,610
Oh, that's a typo.
311
00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,780
It should read "university
in Massachusetts."
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00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,016
You know,
ha-a-a-rvard.
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00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:05,853
C-Caitlin, can I...
can I just talk to you...
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Mister mayor, I have been
following your career
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since your city-council days.
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00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:13,395
You are so progressive
on healthcare and tort reform.
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00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,029
And you always stood out
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00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:18,500
in that cool suede vest
and those thick sideburns.
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00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:25,273
I was kind of the "bad boy"
of the council.
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00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,475
I also have an extensive...
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00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,843
drug problem.
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00:17:28,877 --> 00:17:30,545
I think I may still have
323
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,880
a couple of those
campaign frisbees from '76.
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00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,782
That's the only year
I don't have.
325
00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:38,286
[IMITATING] That's
the only year I don't have.
326
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,188
Okay, Sybil...
327
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,794
I want to talk to
the ditz from woonsocket.
328
00:17:46,828 --> 00:17:49,931
I knew you'd never hire someone
who'd threaten your power.
329
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,866
There is no way
you're getting this job.
330
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,102
Michael,
I'm gonna run this campaign,
331
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,704
I'm gonna win it, and
you can't stop me.
332
00:17:56,738 --> 00:18:00,075
All right, let's not get
so dramatic, okay?
333
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:03,344
This is not
some cheesy soap opera.
334
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,086
There is no way a man as serious
as the mayor is ever...
335
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,787
WINSTON: Incoming!
336
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:16,491
Uh, sir, uh, listen...
337
00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:19,494
Roger clemens is here,
and he is not happy.
338
00:18:19,528 --> 00:18:21,195
Tell him
to wait a minute.
339
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,530
You
tell him.
340
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,767
Winston,
we have a score to settle.
341
00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:30,605
Uh, well, you're, uh, gonna
have to go through me first.
342
00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:35,743
It's not my finest hour.
343
00:18:35,777 --> 00:18:38,480
Roger clemens... the rocket,
344
00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:40,081
five-time
cy young award winner.
345
00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:42,550
I'm Caitlin Moore.
I work for the mayor.
346
00:18:42,585 --> 00:18:44,352
Hi, Roger.
347
00:18:44,453 --> 00:18:46,554
Roger, you should know,
348
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:48,423
the mayor
is a huge fan of yours.
349
00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,825
He almost destroyed
his political career
350
00:18:50,859 --> 00:18:52,827
just to catch a ball
you pitched.
351
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:56,197
But heruined my perfect game.
352
00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:59,033
You threw the hanging curve.
You should've brought the heat.
353
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:03,371
That's right. I
did shake off the heat.
354
00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:04,872
Don't beat yourself up.
355
00:19:04,906 --> 00:19:07,041
Hey, you know
what would be fun?
356
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,909
If we got a picture of this.
357
00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:14,682
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
358
00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:19,086
Winston, next time...
skybox.
359
00:19:19,121 --> 00:19:21,823
Gotcha. You flinched.
360
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:28,162
Very impressive, Caitlin.
361
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:31,432
Y-you tricked a jock.
I'm in awe.
362
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:34,202
Sir, we still have a problem
363
00:19:34,236 --> 00:19:38,006
with millions
of angry yankee fans.
364
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,841
If only we had a photograph
of the mayor and Roger
365
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,943
making nice
to give to the press.
366
00:19:42,978 --> 00:19:45,380
[GASPS] Oh! We do.
367
00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:46,747
Welcome aboard.
368
00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:50,017
Mike, why don't you
give Caitlin a little tour?
369
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,786
Sure.
370
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:54,756
Let's start with the roof.
371
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:14,675
I was just gonna call you.
372
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:17,412
I'm not leaving here
until you tell me what went on
373
00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,514
with you and Heidi Klum
that night.
374
00:20:19,548 --> 00:20:22,783
All right. Well,
that's fair enough.
375
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:25,520
First, w-why don't I
set the mood, okay?
376
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:26,821
A little music...
377
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:28,757
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
378
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:32,426
Dim the lights...
379
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:36,864
Open a bottle of wine...
380
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:43,104
Mike,
what is going on with you?
381
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,807
I-I want to tell you
what happened,
382
00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:47,542
I just can't remember.
383
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,546
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
384
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:55,182
[DRUNKENLY]
I'm gonna put these in here.
385
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:59,153
Then, in a couple hours,
I'll have a "pant-sicle."
386
00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:00,588
Ha ha!
387
00:21:00,623 --> 00:21:02,423
[GROANS]
388
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,825
Ah,
mein kopf.
389
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,928
Well?
390
00:21:06,962 --> 00:21:08,863
Mike, you're so sweet.
391
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:11,499
Nikki's a really lucky girl.
392
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,601
Thanks.
393
00:21:13,636 --> 00:21:16,103
I'm gonna go sleep
on the couch.
394
00:21:16,138 --> 00:21:18,806
But I'll tell you something,
Heidi,
395
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,274
if I were single,
396
00:21:20,308 --> 00:21:23,745
you'd be hard pressed
to say no...
397
00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:26,581
To this.
398
00:21:31,487 --> 00:21:33,053
Fine, then I'm outta here.
399
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:34,489
No, Nik, Nik, Nik, wait.
400
00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:35,890
I remember now.
401
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:38,926
Um, I got really drunk
with Heidi,
402
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,995
so she brought me home.
403
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:44,432
She spilled a drink on my pants,
so I had to take them off.
404
00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:49,504
And we both passed out in bed,
but all we did was spoon.
405
00:21:49,538 --> 00:21:54,041
Which spoon were you?
406
00:21:54,075 --> 00:21:56,143
I was the back spoon.
407
00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:57,879
The
cheatin' spoon!
408
00:21:57,913 --> 00:22:00,615
Come on, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki,
come on!
409
00:22:00,649 --> 00:22:03,184
Come on! We only spooned!
410
00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:05,887
We didn't fork!
411
00:22:11,927 --> 00:22:16,497
I got back the results
from my... your physical,
412
00:22:16,532 --> 00:22:20,934
and look, look...
you have this, and this,
413
00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:25,173
and I only thought horses
got that.
414
00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:30,244
How is this possible?
I've been so careful.
415
00:22:30,278 --> 00:22:33,680
Bangkok!
416
00:22:33,715 --> 00:22:36,250
Stuart, you okay?
Y-you look pale.
417
00:22:38,554 --> 00:22:41,456
Excuse me.
418
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:45,292
Oh, it's just too easy,
that's what it is.
419
00:22:45,326 --> 00:22:47,929
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
420
00:22:47,963 --> 00:22:49,030
(BARKING)
421
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,630
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