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(ALL YELLING)
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You can't round us
up like cattle!
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Where's Stuart?
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He peeled off
back at the crick.
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I got myself a stray.
Yee-haw!
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I don't care how much
work we have to do.
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I am not going to miss
the oscars tonight.
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You know, I find the oscars
to be an empty competition
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completely devoid
of artistic integrity.
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Stuart?
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Are you still angry that the
prince of tides got snubbed?
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Babs deserved better.
And to prove my point,
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I bet none of you can
remember what won last year.
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Titanic. Titanic. Titanic.
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My great Uncle had a ticket
on the Titanic, actually.
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Last second he
decided not to go on.
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Wow. Lucky guy.
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No... no. On the way home he
got hit by a milk truck.
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If only he'd gotten
on that damn boat.
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Yah! Yah!
Giddup! Giddup!
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Hey, Mike.
Come on, tell us.
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Did you cry when
you saw Titanic?
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I never saw Titanic.
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That's not
my type of movie.
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(MUSIC FROM Titanic PLAYS)
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I'm the deputy mayor
of the world!
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Next week is the mayor's black tie
reception for the city's diplomatic corps.
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This is a major event, and
invitations are hard to come by.
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Somebody ask me why.
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What?
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Close enough.
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They're hard to
come by because...
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They're in these boxes.
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And we're going to stay here
till we stuff and stamp
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all 3,000 envelopes.
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All right. Which one of these
major jugheads cost me my Sunday?
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What would you like
me to do, Stacy?
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Would you like me to take that person
aside and tell them in private
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or would you like me to spill it
in front of the whole big group?
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Big group! Big group!
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It was you, Paul.
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All right, you guys. If we work
quickly, we can make it to the oscars.
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Let's play "guess that movie
quote" to pass the time.
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Oh, great. Yeah.
I'll go first, ok?
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(IMITATING BRANDO)
What have I done
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to make you treat me
so disrespectful?
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Well, for starters,
that impression.
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Can we stop screwing around
and stuff these envelopes?
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Platoon.
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We're not playing anymore.
The game's over.
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Field of dreams.
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If you don't shut up, I'm gonna
punch you in the stomach.
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Uh... Gandhi.
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You win, James. You are
the king of movie quotes.
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Tell him if he keeps yanking us he's
gonna find himself on the street.
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The man's either with
us or against us. Period.
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(MAKING BREATHING SOUNDS
LIKE DARTH VADER)
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Obi Mike has taught you well,
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but, Luke, I am your father.
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Say you don't want me in
that gay pride parade.
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Well, I say, deep down,
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in places you don't
talk about at parties,
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you want me on that float.
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You need me on that float.
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Oh, this is
my favorite part.
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Sir, we're looking
for a simple...
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you want answers?
I think I'm entitled.
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You want answers?
I want the truth!
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You can't handle
the truth!
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(IMITATING JAMES BOND) I like my
Martinis shaken, not stirred.
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Here's one
from Al Pacino.
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You have a letter of
recommendation from Al Pacino?
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He's from the neighborhood. My sister
fooled around with his mechanic.
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She is so lucky.
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I loved him in
scent of a woman.
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Hoo-ah! Yeah...
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Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!
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Mike... Proud of ya.
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This is what I hear.
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I know it sounds silly, but, uh, I
grew up without an older brother
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and I guess I need someone
in my life to look up to.
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Mike, you complete me.
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James...
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You had me
at "proud".
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Michael Flaherty!
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Owen Kincaid! Oh, look at you.
I'll tell ya.
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Uh, this is like
stepping back in time.
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The past is
prologue, Michael.
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Men like us have
to keep looking...
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To the future.
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You... you mean "sad" in
a kind of cool way, right?
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No, sad in a star trekconvention kind of way.
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(IMITATING CAPTAIN KIRK) Mike, you need...
To explore new worlds.
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To... Investigate
new experiences.
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To boldly go away
from the office
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for at least... One day.
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We're gonna get caught.
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Relax, it's Sunday.
The mayor won't know squat.
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How can you run the biggest city
in the world and not have any...
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Eureka.
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Stuart...
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(IN CHOKED VOICE)
Smooth.
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What is wrong with you?
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Carter, if you're going to
steal the mayor's scotch,
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at least have the decency
to use a glass.
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Really, Carter.
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Mr. mayor, what
are you doing here?
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Well, I'm the mayor
of New York City,
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the city that never sleeps.
My work is never done.
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Just kidding.
I left my TV guide.
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Hey, you wanna join
our office Oscar pool?
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- 10 bucks.
- Hey, you charged me 20.
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You have an advantage. You're
the only one who's going to get
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the fruity categories
like costume design.
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Well, that is just...
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actually, that's
kind of fair.
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You know what I'd bet you'd
agree with me on, Carter?
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They don't make enough
movie musicals anymore.
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Sir, isn't that sort
of a stereotype?
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The gay man loves
the big musical?
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Besides, there hasn't been
a decent movie musical
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since singing in the rain.
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Oh, and my fair lady.
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Oh, and Oklahomais just plain fun.
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And West Side story?Let's face it... classic.
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Sorry if I offended you.
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Hey, there, citizens.
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Hey, there...
Hey, there...
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Hey, there
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You, with the stars
in your eyes
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Love never made...
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Sir?
What?
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Sir, we're live.
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And now, here's the mayor.
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Da-a-a-a-a-ay... oh
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Day-ay-ay-yo
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(SOUNDLESSLY MOUTHING)
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Sir, there's something
wrong with my Mike.
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Come, Mr. tally man,
tally me bananas
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Daylight come and
me wanna go home
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6-foot, 7-foot,
8-foot
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Ah!
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Daylight come and
me wanna go home
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So, why don't ya?
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(SINGING OFF-KEY)
bill
Bailey won't ya please come
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Bill Bailey won't
ya please come
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Bill Bailey won't ya
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Please... Come...
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Ho-o-o-o-ome
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Thank you.
We'll be in touch.
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Good luck following
that, junior.
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So, where ya from?
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Uh... The office.
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And what do you do?
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I'm your speech writer.
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I mean here.
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What are you gonna
do for us here?
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I'm gonna be singing
Danny boy. (EXHALES)
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(IN BEAUTIFUL TENOR)
oh, Danny boy
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The pipes, the pipes
are callin'
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From Glen to Glen
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And down the mountainside
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'Tis I'll be there
in sunshine
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Or in shadow
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Oh, Danny boy,
oh, Danny boy
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I love you
so-o-o-o-o-o-o
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Well, you gave it
your best shot, kid.
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Ok, I hold in my hand
the last of the envelopes.
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(ALL CHEER)
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If you would lick this.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not
falling for that again.
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James, all you.
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I'm sorry.
I've got nothing left.
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Have a little
shot of lemonade.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah! Oh, God, paper cuts
on the tongue!
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A-a-a-a-a-all
righty, then.
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There we go.
We are outta here.
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Yes!
Yeah!
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Paul, come on.
We're free to go.
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Oh, I'm not in a hurry.
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See, tonight is chore night
at the lassiter house.
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Tonight I do the dishes,
take out the garbage,
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make love to Claudia.
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Paul, what are
you talking about?
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No, it's true.
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I have to take out
the garbage.
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You've only been
married a year
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and you're already
so blase about sex?
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I remember when you first
were with Claudia.
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You sure did sing
a different tune.
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(SATURDAY NIGHT FEVERMUSIC PLAYS)
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Well, you can tell by the way
I use my walk
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I'm a woman's man,
no time to talk
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Music loud and women warm
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I've been kicked around
since I was born
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And now it's
all right, I'm ok
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You may look the other way
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We can try to understand
200
00:10:19,645 --> 00:10:23,377
The New York times'
effect on man
201
00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:25,434
Whoa-ho, hey, hey,
where's everyone going?
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00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:27,197
I haven't turned in
my Oscar ballot yet.
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00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,477
Oh, you voted for
tom Hanks, sir.
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00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:30,799
Yes.
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00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:32,201
In every category.
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00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,898
I like tom Hanks.
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00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:36,338
Where are the the ballots?
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They're on top
of those things.
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00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:42,630
The invitation things that we
stuffed inside these envelopes?
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All right, let's start
cracking these babies open.
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00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:45,919
(MOANS AND GROANS)
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What's the big deal?
A few diplomats
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get an Oscar ballot
in their invitation.
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00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,987
What's the big deal?
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00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,117
A couple of diplomats, a couple
of ambassadors, the archbishop.
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00:10:54,036 --> 00:10:55,901
Stuart, who'd you vote
for best picture?
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Write-in vote.
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00:10:57,404 --> 00:11:00,204
Sperms of endearment.
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00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:03,137
It's also my pick for
best skin-ematography.
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00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,561
Unbelievable. Stuart...
You idiot!
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00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,576
What?
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00:11:14,822 --> 00:11:16,922
Come on, guys. Aren't
you even gonna help me?
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00:11:16,888 --> 00:11:19,921
No, Paul.
You must suffer.
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00:11:19,844 --> 00:11:22,476
Stacy, could I at least
have a letter opener?
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00:11:22,418 --> 00:11:24,018
Sure.
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00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:27,340
You want it in the back
or between the eyes?
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00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:30,683
I don't know why we're taking it out
on Paul this is Stuart's fault.
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00:11:30,588 --> 00:11:31,553
Yeah, Stuart.
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Yeah, Stuart.
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Does this mean I can
stop doing this?
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ALL: No!
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Well, you know,
I think I'm gonna split.
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Like I'd ever
fall for that.
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(MOCKINGLY)
Oh-h-h-h-h-h!
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00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:57,166
Stuff like this
actually happens.
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I just love slapstick.
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Whoa!
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Under control.
239
00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:17,506
Open...
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Insert...
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Lick.
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Hey, Stuart?
Shhhhhh.
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They're resealing
the envelopes.
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Open...
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00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,302
Insert...
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00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:32,520
Lick.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
248
00:13:34,259 --> 00:13:37,192
Yeah. We're lucky
we get free postage.
249
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:40,418
It must be
so dull to be you.
250
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,829
I have experiences.
I dated an older woman.
251
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:44,542
Yeah, you're
a real stud, junior.
252
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She had to throw herself at you
like some kind of Mrs. Robinson.
253
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Have you ever thought
about dating an older woman?
254
00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,103
Uh, just once.
255
00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:53,203
Well, 3 times...
Charlie's angels.
256
00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:01,863
I don't know what it is,
James, but there's something...
257
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:07,483
something about you.
You seem so... so old.
258
00:14:07,282 --> 00:14:10,381
So mature.
259
00:14:10,302 --> 00:14:12,568
Maybe that's because
you teach fourth grade.
260
00:14:21,997 --> 00:14:23,497
James...
261
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:26,092
It's time I took a chance...
262
00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:29,268
ok, I think
I should be going.
263
00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:31,213
James, what's wrong?
We're just talking.
264
00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:32,717
For Pete's sake,
Ms. paterno.
265
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,374
I know what's
going on here, ok?
266
00:14:34,362 --> 00:14:36,127
You have me alone
in Mike's office,
267
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,442
y-you close the door,
you ask me to sit next to you.
268
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,298
So?
269
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:49,191
Ms. paterno, are you
trying to seduce me?
270
00:14:53,528 --> 00:14:55,760
You know what movie
I hope wins tonight?
271
00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:57,185
Shakespeare in love.
272
00:14:57,182 --> 00:14:59,515
Chick flick.
273
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:00,803
I beg to differ.
274
00:15:00,806 --> 00:15:04,206
It's a deftly woven tapestry
of fact and fiction,
275
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,077
of love and loss,
of jealousy and revenge.
276
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:10,535
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
277
00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:13,502
In short...
Chick flick.
278
00:15:13,424 --> 00:15:16,857
Hey. There's nothing better than
a good old-fashioned love story.
279
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:17,828
Lick.
280
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,635
Good morning.
Do me a favor.
281
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:22,538
Let me know as soon
as Paul gets in.
282
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:24,846
Oh, and I need that
list of wedding guests
283
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,135
typed up a.S.A.P.
284
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,670
I'm almost done, Mike.
285
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:30,716
Oh
286
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My love
287
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,864
My darling
288
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:43,590
I hunger for your touch
289
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:51,012
A long, lonely time
290
00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:58,494
And time
291
00:15:58,431 --> 00:16:01,996
Goes by
292
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:05,561
So slowly
293
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,987
And time...
294
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,833
Stacy?
295
00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:11,474
Stacy?
296
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,326
You ok?
297
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,304
Yeah, my... my mind
was just wandering.
298
00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:17,241
Oh, I forgot. I gotta
make a phone call.
299
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,371
You know, Carter,
300
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,279
why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
301
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,173
And do what, Mike?
302
00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:27,410
Oh, I don't know.
303
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,283
(MUSIC PLAYS)
304
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:34,760
Love lift us up
where we belong
305
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:38,235
Where the eagles cry
306
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:42,227
On a Mountain high
307
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:47,633
Love lift us up
where we belong
308
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,206
Far from
the world below...
309
00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,908
(MUSIC PLAYS)
310
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:14,435
Please don't tell
311
00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:16,063
I never meant to hurt you
312
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:18,679
Though I didn't
wish you well and
313
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,853
Please don't you tell
314
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:25,100
I don't know
what I was thinking
315
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,642
This disease
316
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:32,684
Brings me to my knees
317
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,909
This disease
318
00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:40,248
Kills me by degrees
319
00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:44,806
Everybody gets
what they deserve
320
00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:47,118
But I could be wrong
321
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:49,467
'Cause I could
never live with me
322
00:17:49,419 --> 00:17:51,785
Before you came along and
323
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:55,572
You made me whole
324
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:58,258
You crept in through
the window of my soul
325
00:17:58,191 --> 00:18:00,457
This disease...
326
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,149
I was just out walking.
327
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,798
Listen, you're
absolutely right...
328
00:18:04,739 --> 00:18:06,205
no... no, about today...
329
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,934
(BOTH TALKING AT ONCE)
330
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:12,571
...kills me by degrees
331
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:16,563
Everybody gets
what they deserve
332
00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:20,002
Everybody
333
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,200
Every
334
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:24,770
Ooooooh ooooooh
oooooh oooooh
335
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:31,262
I can't believe it. We're finally done.
We can go home.
336
00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:32,983
Ah, unless Paul
screwed up again.
337
00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:35,262
No... no... no, guys.
You gotta remember.
338
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,652
We're a team. We gotta
trust each other.
339
00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:39,870
I sent Paul home
an hour ago.
340
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,595
I couldn't take
the chance.
341
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,743
Joan rivers is
talking to Molly ringwald,
342
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,440
so I guess we're pretty near
the end of the pre-show.
343
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:49,343
We have just enough time to get
home before the oscars start.
344
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,968
Why doesn't everybody stay
here and watch in my office?
345
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:53,206
(ALL TALKING
IN AGREEMENT)
346
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,742
Oh, this is really lame.
347
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,368
You realize if I had any
friends I'd be out of here.
348
00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:59,176
I'll get some snacks.
349
00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:00,820
I've got the couch.
No, you don't.
350
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,305
I've got the chair.
Uh-uh.
351
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,232
I've got the floor!
352
00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,106
Uh, sir? You in?
353
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,748
Oh, I'm in.
We're a team, Mike,
354
00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:10,268
like butch Cassidyand the Sundance kid.
355
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,047
Sir, you realize at
the end of that movie
356
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,825
they were both
riddled with bullets.
357
00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:16,271
I was thinking of
the time that they were...
358
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,654
that they were trapped
up on top of that cliff
359
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,358
and they held hands and
they jumped off together.
360
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:25,025
Gimme your hand, Mike.
361
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,828
Because we're
a team, right, sir?
362
00:19:26,806 --> 00:19:28,939
Because I'm not
a strong swimmer.
363
00:19:28,904 --> 00:19:33,403
CROWD: Jump! Jump! Jump!
364
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:35,457
(CHEERS)
365
00:20:00,147 --> 00:20:03,112
Oh, no, sir.
Once is enough.
366
00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:04,339
Go tom Hanks!
367
00:20:05,836 --> 00:20:06,868
Mike, it's
starting.
368
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:07,917
Mike!
Hurry up!
369
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,457
So what if she's a...
370
00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:18,215
Sports illustratedswimsuit edition cover girl?
371
00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:20,404
It's not like
walking on the moon.
372
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:21,895
Mike?
373
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,654
(LOUD BREATHING)
374
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:40,505
One small step for man...
375
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,450
One giant...
376
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:46,053
Oh, dear God, thank you.
377
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:56,513
The eagle has landed.
378
00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,065
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
379
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,197
[BARKING]
380
00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:01,397
Moo.
381
00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:05,997
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