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Hey, I just got us 2 tickets
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to the premiere of
the new Brad pitt movie.
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Nikki...
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There'll be reporters there.
There'll be photographers.
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People will see us together.
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So?
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So...
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We're having
a secret relationship.
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God, you suck at this.
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We used to hang out
all the time before.
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Yeah, well, that was before
we were sleeping together.
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We were... Friends then.
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Oh, so now that we're sleeping
together, we can't be friends.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I don't have sex with
my friends, Nikki.
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I'm not an animal.
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I'm just tired of sneaking
around all the time.
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Sweetie, we're
being cautious.
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We're being prudent, ok?
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There's a difference.
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(MOCKINGLY)
Sneaking around.
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Come on, Nikki.
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All right,
I'm gonna leave now,
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so you, uh...
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Wait 5 minutes and meet me at
the market around the corner.
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And, Nikki, as always, if
I'm holding a pineapple,
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abort.
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Hey, Paul.
Why are you late?
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I... It makes
the day seem shorter.
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Go-o-o-ood morning.
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Mike, Nikki's
late every day.
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You never get on her.
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Oh, don't you worry, Paul.
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He got on me
earlier this morning.
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Well, next time, Mike,
I'd like to see that.
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Somehow, I think that
might ruin it for me.
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(WHISTLING)
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Hey, what did you get
at the sports depot?
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Just a jump rope for
this guy I'm seeing.
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He's an athlete, and
he's in training.
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Hmm...
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Big double Dutch
tournament?
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Nikki, is that my...
my pen on your desk?
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(WHISPERING) You're
wearing my shirt!
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So what? No one's
gonna notice.
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It's monogrammed!
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Nikki, I found
that file you wanted.
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Why are you
holding your breast?
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Earlier, one of them
tried to get away.
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Cool.
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Ok, Mike, I'm done with
the mayor's notes
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for his appearance
on politically incorrect.
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Great, James.
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You see, politics
is all about preparation.
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Surprise is your
worst enemy.
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And nobody, I mean nobody,
surprises Mike Flaherty.
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Ahhh!
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What?
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Nothing. Just
clearing my throat.
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Ahhh!
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So, with day-old rolls,
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some dehydrated
peanut paste
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and some stolen jelly
packets from the diner,
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I figure I can give
myself a nourishing lunch
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for about 8 cents a day.
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That's better than
Sally struthers.
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Paul, I bet you wish you
had one of these babies.
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An Italian meatball sub.
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A sandwich like that, that's what?
5, 6 dollars?
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I don't pay that kind
of money for lunch.
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You don't pay that kind
of money for suits.
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My grandmother
makes these for me.
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They are so addictive.
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Addictive for you.
You know why?
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'Cause you're a woman,
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and you're weak.
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Here.
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Nothing.
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Another massive bite.
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Nothing.
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So, Mike, when are we
gonna talk to the mayor?
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Uh, later. I don't feel
so good right now.
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Ahhh!
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Boy, you really oughta have someone
take a look at that throat.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't want people to see me
in your shirt, so I took it off.
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Nikki...
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I'm protesting, Mike.
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I wanna tell people
about us.
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I know it's gonna
be awkward,
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but you know what?
I don't care.
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I'm not scared.
I want everyone to know.
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MAYOR: Hey, Mike.
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Oh, you're all talk.
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Let me explain
something to ya.
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The dude was
out cold for 9 hours.
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Now, technically,
that ain't no knockout.
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That's a coma.
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Hey, what are you,
some kind of tough guy?
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Oh, please. When the minions
demand a show, I must oblige.
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Yeah, I brought
you something.
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You don't like it?
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Carter, you can't bring
me gifts at the gym.
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Bennet, it's 1999.
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People are very open-minded
about gay athletes.
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Do I look like
a figure skater to you?
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Oh, boxing is totally
geared toward our community.
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Two attractive men
come out in satin robes.
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They dance around for awhile,
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the winner gets to
take home a purse.
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This is my dream you're
talking about here.
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Yeah, but you don't have
to deny who you are.
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You can still
be like Mike...
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Even if you like Mike.
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I'm gonna make
some money, get ranked,
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and then, when they
can't get rid of me,
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believe me, I'm gonna
come out... big time.
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Can you accept that?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Yo, Bennet. What's up?
Whatcha doin' tonight, man?
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You mean who am I gonna do tonight?
Ha ha.
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What lucky lady's
gonna get
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the all night, airtight,
Bennet boom boom express?
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Take care, Bennet.
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Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
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It's all part of
the show, sweetie.
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Look, Mike, I know that you
saw janelle and I kissing...
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no way.
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Yes way, Mike.
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I hope you'll
give us your blessing.
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Sir, you can't date janelle.
You're her boss.
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It's... it's sleazy.
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Ow!
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I gotta get up and
walk this off, sir.
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Don't you think you're being
a little hypocritical here?
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No... why,
what do you know?
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Well, I know that 3 months ago,
you were fantasizing about
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that young, blonde temp, Molly,
and you tried asking her out.
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I... I'm glad
I'm standing up.
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(CLUNK)
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Oh, look at that. My favorite
mug just fell off my desk.
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I'm glad it
didn't break.
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(SMASH)
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Second bounce.
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Oh, there you are.
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You gotta hook me up with
another meatball sandwich, ok?
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I'm jonesin' bad.
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Ok, ok.
Here you go.
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Thanks.
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That'll be $20.
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What about yesterday?
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First one's
always free.
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And here...
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Take a hit off
the sauce.
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Oh, yeah...
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Oh, yeah. Oh...
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Oh, that's pure.
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Hey, everybody.
Hey.
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What are you doing? You're not
working on jokes, are ya?
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Bill, the mayor of New York
does not need to prepare jokes.
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He's one of the funniest
men in politics.
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Really? I guess you never saw
strom thurmond in his gym shorts.
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That's funny.
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Jot that down.
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Hey, if I may, you shouldn't
try to over-rehearse this.
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The show's all about
the spontaneity.
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Well, don't worry
about me.
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I usually don't know what
I'm going to say until...
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Long after I've
actually said it.
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Good.
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Ok, listen,
I'm gonna add a topic.
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I read about the police
sweep in Harlem last night,
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the 67 random arrests.
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No, wait, wait.
You can't...
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you can't just add topics
whenever you feel like it.
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(CHUCKLING) Of course I can, Mike.
That's what I do here.
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Well, then, I think the mayor is
suddenly coming down with something.
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No, I'm ok, Mike.
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Fellas, relax. On
politically correct,
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you don't have to be an expert.
You just have to have an opinion.
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Now, Mr. mayor, would you like to
sit to my left or to my right?
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I'm gonna go
with the right.
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Hey, that's right,
Bennet. Mess him up.
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Oh, my God!
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Your face!
Your beautiful face!
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Uh... I mean, uh...
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(IN MACHO VOICE) How you gonna
nail all them chicks now, dude?
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Hold on a second.
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Last night, your police chief
arrested over 60 African-Americans
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and detained them for 2 hours
while their records were checked.
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You don't consider
that revolting?
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Have you ever seen strom
thurmond in his gym shorts?
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All right, sir.
Remember your 3 ds...
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deflect, dodge, and deny.
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(BOTH TALKING AT ONCE)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
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You were saying?
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The police chief works
for you, Mr. mayor.
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And you know what that
kind of policy says to me?
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It says that you're a racist.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I'm not a racist.
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I marched on Washington
in '63.
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I have supported affirmative
action my entire career.
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There you go, sir. You got 'em on the run.
Now lower the boom.
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In fact...
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I'm dating
a black woman.
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Boom.
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And... and,
who would that be?
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Don't say it, sir. Don't... don't... don't
say it, don't say it.
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My secretary.
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Ok, well...
We will take a break,
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and we will
be right back.
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Dodged that bullet,
huh, Mike?
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Janelle, I'm so sorry. I should
have talked to you first.
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Oh, you were nervous.
I understand.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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We'll go to that Italian
restaurant we saw.
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Umberto's?
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(IN BAD ITALIAN ACCENT) I'll get you
a nice-a table by the fireplace-a.
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Hey Ross, Rachel.
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Hi, um, I just wanted
to come in and say
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that I think it's great two
people who work together
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are having an open
and honest relationship.
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Well, I think
that relationships
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that could potentially ruin
people's professional careers
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should be left
confidential.
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For how long?
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5 months.
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So, what
do we do now?
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Well, sir, it's not like we
can just make it go away.
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I mean, let's face it. You let
the genie out of the bottle.
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Oh, no, no.
We only kissed.
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Hey, what's up, Carter?
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Oh, James...
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Romantic complications.
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The guy I'm seeing is
a boxer, and, uh...
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Yesterday I was
overcome with emotion
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and I accidentally
outed him.
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Personally, I think Bennet
should be proud of who he is,
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but, uh, I may have irreparably
damaged his career.
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The bottom line is,
I care about the guy,
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and he's not
returning my calls.
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I'm here for ya, buddy.
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It was an awkward moment, and
somehow it led to a kiss.
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But we are both single,
consenting adults,
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and if we choose to
move forward as a couple,
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Ms. Cooper would undoubtedly take a
different job here in city hall.
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I, however, would still
be the mayor.
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Mr. mayor?
Yes.
250
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,016
Why are you being
so up front with us?
251
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,433
Well, I'm
a public official.
252
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,031
I feel it's my responsibility
to be as Frank as possible.
253
00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:20,109
Bob... I hate
your haircut.
254
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:26,052
You know, if this truth thing catches
on, I'm gonna be out of a job.
255
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,145
Yes? Mr. mayor, are
you going to continue
256
00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:29,975
having sexual
relations with Ms. Cooper,
257
00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:31,787
even while she's still
working for you?
258
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,266
Oh, we've never had sex.
259
00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:35,361
Yeah, right.
260
00:12:35,329 --> 00:12:36,629
No, really. It's true.
261
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:40,600
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
262
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:44,282
I want you to listen to me.
I'm gonna say this again.
263
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:49,105
I did not have sexual relations
with that woman...
264
00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,475
Ms. Cooper.
265
00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:00,780
It's almost lunchtime, Paul.
266
00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:02,376
How ya feeling?
267
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,883
Get out.
268
00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:08,064
I'm over you.
269
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,027
You know
you want it.
270
00:13:13,435 --> 00:13:16,767
I've got a perfectly good egg
salad sandwich, all right?
271
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,345
It's got everything
you want...
272
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,799
Except meat...
273
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,983
Balls.
274
00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:24,358
Ok, ok, you're fine,
you're fine, ok?
275
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:27,879
Don't even think about it.
Put it out of your head.
276
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,625
Meat...
277
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,012
Ball.
278
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:35,482
Meat...
279
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,225
Ball.
280
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,051
Meat...
281
00:13:40,058 --> 00:13:41,524
Ball...
282
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:43,987
Sandwich.
283
00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:46,471
Ah! Shut up!
Shut up!
284
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,286
All of you,
shut up!
285
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,033
Look, sir,
this is an easy fix.
286
00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:52,965
All you gotta do is go back out
there and tell them the truth.
287
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:55,005
I told them the truth. Yeah, but it
wasn't the truth they wanted to hear,
288
00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,509
so to them it's a lie.
I lied?
289
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,935
Not yet. It's only a lie
if you don't say it.
290
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:58,900
Say what?
The truth.
291
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,019
Whose truth?
Theirs.
292
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,066
But it's a lie.
Not to them.
293
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:04,049
So tell them the truth?
If it helps you lie.
294
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,476
Janelle, are you
getting any of this?
295
00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:07,392
Mm-hmm.
296
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,078
Me, too. I was
just testing you.
297
00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:11,987
Look, sir, all you gotta
do is go back out there
298
00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:13,961
and tell them that you
actually slept with janelle,
299
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:16,599
and it pops their whole
balloon. It's over.
300
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,440
I can't do that, Mike.
I didn't sleep with janelle,
301
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:21,417
and I'm not gonna Sully her good
name just to save my political hide.
302
00:14:21,345 --> 00:14:23,678
Sully? Janelle bagged
the mayor of New York City!
303
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:27,534
Am I right, janelle?
Give me some!
304
00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:30,551
We'll work on it.
305
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:33,639
Why are we stopping here? I
thought we were going to lunch.
306
00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:35,891
Oh, Bennet.
We need to talk.
307
00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:39,314
Yo, Carter, I thought
we agreed we wasn't gonna...
308
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,052
it's all right.
These are my friends.
309
00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:42,566
Oh, so they
know about us.
310
00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:45,525
Oh, my God.
It's a gay boxer.
311
00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:49,214
Hey, Bennet. What weight
class you fighting at?
312
00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:50,508
Uh, light-heavy.
313
00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:52,078
I had you pegged
for cruiser.
314
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,350
That's a great idea,
Stuart.
315
00:14:55,346 --> 00:14:58,379
Taunt the professional
ass-kicker.
316
00:14:58,305 --> 00:14:59,905
I'm not afraid of him.
317
00:14:59,894 --> 00:15:03,527
You know, I used to
box in college.
318
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:05,592
You are way out
of your league.
319
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:06,989
(SNIFFING LOUDLY)
320
00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:09,586
Does anybody else
smell that?
321
00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:11,199
No.
322
00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:17,783
No one smells anything.
323
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:21,140
No? I definitely
smell a chicken.
324
00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:25,708
(BELL RINGS)
325
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,723
All right, men.
I want a clean fight.
326
00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:29,781
Let's get it on.
327
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,460
Wait a minute. Is he
gonna use those gloves?
328
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,434
What's wrong with
my gloves?
329
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:35,738
Well, won't they
get in the way
330
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,808
of all the scratching
and slapping?
331
00:15:40,768 --> 00:15:42,367
You are gonna rock his world.
332
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,723
Punish him! You're the man!
333
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:44,658
(BELL RINGS)
334
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,745
Good luck.
335
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,378
Bennet, in EFFEMINATE
VOICE: Come on, stuey.
336
00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:58,245
BENNET: Ooh, you're like
a wild animal, aren't ya?
337
00:15:58,199 --> 00:15:59,998
Well, how am I
supposed to fight you
338
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:02,045
if you keep running
around like a sissy?
339
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,181
A sissy?
340
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:06,258
Yeah! Is he down?
341
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,345
How good of
a friend is he?
342
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:16,352
Actually, we're very tight, but I'm totally
ok with you beating the crap out of him.
343
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:19,912
Oomph!
344
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:21,156
Ooh! Ooh!
345
00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:24,303
Oomph! Ooomph!
346
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,653
Ooomph!
347
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,188
Oooh. Come on,
Dorothy.
348
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:35,851
Is that all
you got?
349
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,726
(IN EFFEMINATE VOICE) Ok. Here
comes one from Macy's basement.
350
00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:40,189
Woo-hoo!
351
00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:42,716
(GROANS)
352
00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:47,724
1...2...
353
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,958
3...4...
354
00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:55,260
Don't sweat this. Only 14 more
rounds to go. Here we go!
355
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,132
How ya doin', stu? You all right?
Mmm.
356
00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:01,643
How many fingers am I holding up?
Say 2.
357
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:03,457
He's fine.
(WITH EFFORT) 2.
358
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,700
Come on...
359
00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:09,889
(WOOZILY)
Bring it.
360
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:18,803
You're not gay.
361
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,266
Oh, yes I am.
362
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:28,484
I just want to be
a boxer first.
363
00:17:28,404 --> 00:17:30,336
I'm so sorry.
364
00:17:30,313 --> 00:17:32,578
Hey, fellas?
365
00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:36,192
I think I can help.
Come with me.
366
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:39,230
How'd you like to go
to a movie premiere?
367
00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,894
(WEAKLY) I'm hurt.
368
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,632
Hey, you're janelle Cooper,
the mayor's girlfriend.
369
00:17:58,557 --> 00:17:59,656
Hey, what did
you just say?!
370
00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,703
Calm down. Look,
the mayor and I
371
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:03,373
had a casual date,
but that's it.
372
00:18:03,361 --> 00:18:06,460
This is my new boyfriend,
Bennet Jones.
373
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:07,915
He's a boxer.
374
00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:11,208
I can't believe that janelle
agreed to do this for me.
375
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,854
She really cares
about you, sir.
376
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,086
Boy, they're really hamming
up that kiss, huh?
377
00:18:18,024 --> 00:18:20,889
Yeah, yeah they are.
378
00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,928
Probably thinking
about us, huh?
379
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,195
Yeah, look, sir.
380
00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:28,331
She's grabbing
your butt.
381
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,532
Ahhh, more secret
relationships.
382
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:39,425
You win again.
I don't win.
383
00:18:39,399 --> 00:18:41,298
Look, Nikki, I'm proud
of being with you.
384
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,308
I'm the luckiest guy
in the world. I just...
385
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,612
I just need
a little more time.
386
00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:48,202
But I want everyone
to know about us.
387
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:51,011
Ok, see?
There's the difference.
388
00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:54,477
I need. You want.
389
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,512
See, need always
beats want.
390
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,366
That's ridiculous.
391
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:01,741
No, it's not. I needa liver transplant.
392
00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:04,194
You wanta sticky bun.
393
00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:10,419
Clearly, we just disagree.
394
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:12,312
I think we're just gonna have
to keep talking about this.
395
00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:14,120
Does this count
as an argument,
396
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,533
because, you know, we've never
really had make-up sex.
397
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,619
Ohhhh.
398
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:22,018
So you wantto have sex.
399
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:25,824
But I need you
to say it first.
400
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,076
Well, sure, Nikki,
I want...
401
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,944
no... no... no. Not yet. Not yet.
402
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,578
Now.
403
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:42,496
(WORDLESS MOUTHING)
404
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:43,804
Ahhhh...
405
00:19:47,213 --> 00:19:49,145
I... I want to
have sex.
406
00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:55,345
With anyone
in particular, Mike?
407
00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:00,888
No, I'm just making
a general statement.
408
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,992
I wanna have sex.
409
00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:08,029
I wanna have sex.
410
00:20:07,982 --> 00:20:10,783
I wanna have
a meatball sandwich.
411
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,686
You come for a fix?
412
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:23,406
Nope. I'm off the sauce.
413
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:26,146
Really? And
how'd you do it?
414
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,014
I applied a principle
that I learned in psych class
415
00:20:28,943 --> 00:20:31,610
called exposure therapy.
416
00:20:31,552 --> 00:20:32,752
And what does
that mean?
417
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,527
It means I ate
400 meatballs.
418
00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:40,551
To apologize,
my grandmother...
419
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,824
She made you some
chocolate chip cookies.
420
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,102
Thank you.
421
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,367
Oh, that's good.
422
00:21:52,234 --> 00:21:53,834
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
423
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:54,966
(BARKING)
424
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,333
Moo.
425
00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:00,933
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