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Mike, I, uh,
I wanted to go over...
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Your body with my tongue.
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What? Did you miss
a spot last night?
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You were amazing.
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You made me feel like
a little schoolgirl.
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Well, was that just because
it was new and exciting
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or was that because of that little
schoolgirl outfit I bought ya?
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You know why this week
has felt so right?
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We were friends for, like, 3 years
before we ever even slept together.
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Tell me the truth,
though.
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Don't you kinda wish we'd skipped
all that friendship crapola
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and just jumped
right in the sack?
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Mr. Flaherty, if
class is back in session,
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I've still got
my knee-highs on.
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You know, Nik, if we want to
keep this relationship a secret,
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I think, uh, I think we
gotta cool it at work.
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You sure about that?
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Uh, I just don't
wanna mess it up.
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Mike, you can't destroy
something this great.
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Oh, please. I only
destroy the good things.
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It's the horrible things
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that linger on and on
in my life.
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Hey, Mike. Ooh,
borrowed your toothbrush.
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What a storm.
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Hey, James. You selling
fish sticks on the side?
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My motto is, "be prepared."
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Boy scout motto.
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You know, don't mention
those little...
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Motto-stealing bastards
around me.
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That's it.
I just dumped Deirdre.
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What? Weird Deirdre
from upstairs?
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It's over,
and you know how I did it?
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You killed her,
didn't ya?
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Nah. I was just honest.
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And you know what? I think I'm
gonna take a break from women.
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Just be with myself
for awhile.
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That was nice. Ok.
Back in the game.
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Aunt Marie, hi!
Hi.
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Come, let me introduce
you to all my friends.
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This is Carter.
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Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
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Look at you, little Stacy,
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helping run the biggest
city in the world.
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Hey, stace! Take a look
at my paper clip chain!
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87... beat that!
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Come on, James.
Meet my aunt Marie.
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She is
a school teacher.
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Oh, no kidding?
I went to school.
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Yeah. What grade
did you teach?
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Fourth and fifth.
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Fourth and fifth.
I went to fourth and fifth.
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Come on, let's go
show her around.
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Stuart!
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I take it, uh, you're still
mad at me for dumping you?
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No, silly.
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But I am filing sexual
harassment charges against you.
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What? Why?
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To destroy you...
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financially, emotionally,
and professionally.
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Duh!
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Ok, I need to know if there's
a real problem here.
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Does anyone here feel they
have been harassed by Stuart?
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Well...
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Stuart's been sending naked
pictures of me out on the Internet.
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Paul, that's not
harassing you.
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That's harassing
the Internet.
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Anybody else?
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Nope.
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All right, that's
what I needed to hear.
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Well?
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Well, the staff's with you,
so I'm gonna help you out.
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Oh, great. This is
gonna be a cakewalk.
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Deirdre doesn't have
a leg to stand on.
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"Item 1... lewd gesture
with a Clark bar.
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"Item 10... inappropriate
use of the word mount.
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"Item 11... pressing
the elevator button
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without using
his hands."
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What floor?
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3.
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That's not bad.
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Mike, I did not
sexually harass Deirdre,
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and that's
as plain to see
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as the enormous Hooters on the
chick who runs the coffee truck.
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You wanted to
see us, sir.
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Oh, good.
It's about time.
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Carter got here
as quick as he could.
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I'm trying the talking-about-yourself-in-
the-third-person thing.
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You know, the way
the athletes do.
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That's, uh...
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That's gonna be fun
to be around.
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Look, guys, I need
your help here.
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Great, anything.
Anything.
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I need to learn
how to waltz
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for this reception at
the Austrian consulate.
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Oh... oh, um... ok.
Uh, well, sir,
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the waltz is easy.
It's just, uh...
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it's just this.
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1-2-3, 1-2-3,
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1-2-3, 1...
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no... no... no... no. It's
a little more hippy.
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1-2-3, 1-2-3,
1-2-3, 1-2-3,
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1-2-3, 1-2-3...
1-2-3, 1-2-3...
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So, this is what you
guys do at lunch.
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Learning how to waltz, and
there's nothing funny about it.
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With the new
security cameras,
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I'll bet some guard's
getting a kick out of it.
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Ha ha, ha ha.
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Shake it, fellas,
shake it.
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Allow me.
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Come on, Carter.
Let's show 'em up.
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Carter's out of here.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Hey, Deirdre.
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Where'd you park
your broomstick?
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About a week from
now you'll be asking
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your cell mate
that question.
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(IN BABY-TALK) And what do you
want to be when you grow up?
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What did I do?
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Now, you both agreed
to this arbitration hearing
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to see if the charges
warrant an actual trial.
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Your honor, I would
like to say, however,
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that all of the plaintiff's claims
are prima facie inactionable
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and clearly form the basis
for an outright dismissal.
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Motion denied.
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So, what now?
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Well, I don't wanna
worry you, but, uh...
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I was kind of betting
the ranch on that.
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Ms. paterno,
I thought you left.
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Stacy said I could
sit in here.
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The airport's closed
because of the storm.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, no. Don't be.
I like New York.
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It sure beats that
dull little life I have
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back in that dull
little town.
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Now you got me
a little homesick.
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Why don't you sit down
here next to me?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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I wanna live, James.
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Shouldn't I be allowed
to live life?
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Yeah,
that's cool with me.
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Have you ever thought about
dating an older woman?
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Uh, just once.
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Well, 3 times.
Charlie's angels.
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I don't know what it is,
James, but there's something...
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Something about you.
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You seem so... So old.
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So mature.
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Maybe that's because
you teach fourth grade.
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James, it's time
I took a chance.
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Ok, I think I should
be going now...
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James, what's wrong?
We're just talking.
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For Pete's sake,
Ms. paterno.
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I know what's
going on here, ok?
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You have me alone
in Mike's office,
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you close the door, you ask
me to sit next to you.
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So?
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Ms. paterno, are you
trying to seduce me?
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Yes, Carter was
in perfect position
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to observe
the relationship
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because Stuart is
Carter's roommate.
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Your honor, permission to strike the
witness if he keeps doing that.
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Now, Mr. Heywood, would you
describe Ms. west as the aggressor?
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Most definitely.
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Most definitely.
Proceed.
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Well, uh, one time, Deirdre
left Stuart tied naked to a bed
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for over 6 hours.
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Like I was the first
one to ever do that.
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Your honor,
the bed in question
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was on display
in Macy's window.
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Deal with that.
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My pleasure.
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Mr. Heywood.
You are a homosexual?
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Ha! Yes, I am.
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Can you describe your
relationship with Stuart?
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Well, we met at work.
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At first we didn't
get along,
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but, uh, soon
we got close,
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and, finally, we
moved in together.
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DEIRDRE: How nice.
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So, it must have
really upset you when
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he stopped sleeping with you
and started sleeping with me.
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Ha ha ha... what?!
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I object. That's...
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Just not fair.
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Because I stand between
you and the man you love,
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you want to hurt me
by lying!
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Oh, I want to hurt you...
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I mean...
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I... I... I'm not lying.
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Carter doesn't know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm still not
getting this.
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Close your eyes.
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And just go wherever
your body takes you.
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The last time I did that, I ended
up in Tijuana with no pants.
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(GIGGLES)
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I love it that you get me.
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You do get me, right?
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Better than anyone.
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Now, come on.
Close your eyes.
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Ok. Dancing
is emotional.
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Oh, yeah,
I feel it.
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It's sensual.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, just go where
your heart takes you.
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Sir?
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Ah!
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Stuart, Stuart,
relax.
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Listen. We're gonna
make up ground
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with our character
witnesses.
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Yes, he referred to me
as "sweater meat."
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But in
a really nice way.
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James, in the entire time
you've worked with Stuart,
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has he ever...
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ok, I admit it. I stole
Paul's tape dispenser.
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Your witness.
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Around the office he
would call me janelle...
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Or "sweater meat."
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I knew it was James.
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He's had his eye on my
tape dispenser all week.
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He never referred to me
as "sweater meat."
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Sure, he called me
"eye candy."
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He called me a breeder.
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Oh, yeah, and what was that thing
you called me the other day?
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"Sweater meat."
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Do you have
any other witnesses
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you wish
to call forward?
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The defense rests,
your honor.
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Seriously?
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Bad news is, things
don't look good for Stuart.
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The good news is,
I think we set a record
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for using the phrase "sweater
meat" in a government proceeding.
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I can't believe they're
gonna make him take
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a leave of absence
until the trial.
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I mean, Stuart's
gonna lose his job,
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he'll never work
in politics again.
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This is awful.
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Hey, what's
going on in here?
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Just keeping it
positive, buddy.
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Look, I just
wanted to say that
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I'm not gonna change
who I am for anybody.
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But you people have always accepted
me, and I appreciate that,
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and I'm... Gonna miss you all,
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and I'm really gonna
miss working here.
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(WHISPERING)
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What did he say?
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(CHOKED-UP VOICE)
He said this skirt
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really makes
my ass look nice.
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Hey, Stacey.
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I just saw this great movie
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about a younger man
dating an older woman.
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Oh, yeah? What movie?
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Uh, jumanji.
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So what do you think?
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I'm all for it.
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Because I'm not
interested in your aunt.
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What if we were to guarantee
you personal job security?
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Don't need it.
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Deirdre, you took
19 sick days last month.
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3 of them for a rash.
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No dice, Flaherty. This
is all about principle.
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Great. If this is
a matter of principle,
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let me hearken back to the words
of my hero, Ben Franklin,
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who said, "there's plenty
more where that came from."
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Mike, if you keep
throwing the money around,
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she's just gonna
start dancing.
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You're a toad.
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You're a tramp.
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That's it.
Let's go, Nancy boy!
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Stuart! Get out!
Get out! Go!
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I slept with
your sister.
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I was there, you idiot.
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Well, you can't deny there's
still magic between you two.
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Deirdre, look, let me...
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let me appeal to your...
your sense of decency,
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your obvious class.
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Fine, I'll drop the charges.
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Great.
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If you have sex with me.
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Right here, right now.
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(THUNDER CLAPS)
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Oh, maybe I should
come back later.
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You're avoiding me.
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Ha, no I'm not.
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I simply took my "meet and
greet" walk by myself today.
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So, how did it go?
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I complimented
judge stenciler's mustache.
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I know.
She was not happy.
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Mr. mayor...
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janelle, couldn't we find
some work to do here?
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Well, you do have some
guidelines to approve.
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Great. What kind of guidelines?
Sexual harassment.
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Super.
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Why me?
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The way you walk around
like you own the place,
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I figure you must have
a nice engine under the hood.
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Well, that's...
that's just a rumor.
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One you're welcome
to spread.
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So, what's it gonna be?
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Just do it!
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She's hot, and no one's
ever gonna know.
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Don't listen to him.
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He's the one who told
you to wear a speedo.
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I'm waiting.
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I have a girlfriend.
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Well, bring her along.
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Yea-eah!
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Well, it does sound
like a fair compromise.
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I... I can't.
The answer is no.
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We are not right
for each other.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, God. I owe
you an apology.
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Why is that, James?
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Well, after what
happened yesterday...
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what I thought
happened yesterday...
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I was sort of under
the impression that you,
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you know, you maybe had
a little crush on me.
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You know, I've never really
been that good with women,
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and I'm sure I misread signs
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and imagined
the whole thing... stupid!
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Unzip me, James.
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Oh, sure.
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So, if I've embarrassed
you in any way,
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I just hope you
can forgive me.
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Back... naked back.
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James, I find you
irresistible.
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Ms. paterno... Marie.
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I'm not gonna
romanticize this.
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We are two star-crossed lovers
passing in the night sky.
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This is not...
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and I have to
repeat myself...
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this is not
gonna happen.
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Stacy never has to know.
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I'm in.
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Listen,
in the interest of time,
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how about you
just paraphrase?
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Basically, all this rule
says is that no means no.
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No!
Yes.
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No-o!
Ye-es.
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And here... this just means
that people have personal space,
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and that you have
to respect that.
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Also, you should never make inappropriate
comments of a sexual nature.
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You got a round little
butt there, Flaherty.
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Look, I don't know
what you're trying to...
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is it... is it round?
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So, this just means you
can't twist somebody's arm
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to get them to do what
you want them to do.
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This is not about
what you want.
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This is about
what mommy wants.
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For God's sake. Are you
people getting this?
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Mike has gotta be
enjoying this.
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I think it's funny.
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I mean, Carter
thinks it's funny.
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00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,265
I mean... oh,
the hell with it.
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I think we got
enough on Deirdre
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to get the charges
dropped.
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Do you think we
should go help Mike?
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He's about 30 seconds
from being unconscious.
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Yep, there's the kiss.
Next comes the choke hold.
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Ha ha ha.
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That bitch!
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Oh, boy!
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Finally, "no superior should
subject a subordinate to...
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romantic advances."
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00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,765
Janelle, I'm so sorry.
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I mean, we have this
wonderful working relationship.
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I spend more time with you than
anybody else in my whole life,
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and I'm actually
comfortable.
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Do you know how rare
that is for me?
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The last thing I want to
do is jeopardize that.
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But, you're just so...
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Important to me,
and I... I...
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ok, glad we
cleared that up.
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Oh, I love this place.
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00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,166
Well, I hope
you're clear now
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on what constitutes
sexual harassment.
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Definitely.
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Now kiss me
or you're fired.
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You were never really interested
in Deirdre, were you?
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Of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Ask her how
she'd feel about
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Deirdre coming
over tonight.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I've got nothing.
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Right in the ass!
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MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
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(BARKING)
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Moo.
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