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You know why Nikki and I
are no longer an item.
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Mike, there is
no you and Nikki.
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She has a serious boyfriend.
You've never even dated her.
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That's one reason.
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Come on, Mike, face it.
You're obsessed.
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That's not true.
I am not.
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It's been over 12 hours since
I called her apartment
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and hung up
when she answered.
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You're a rock.
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I'm serious.
I am over her.
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Good morning,
everybody.
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ALL: Morning, Mike.
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So, any new business?
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JAMES: Stuart keeps using my
letter opener to scratch his butt.
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STUART: I'm definitely
switching to boxers.
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You disgust me.
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CARTER: You ok, man?
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Everybody out. Everybody
just get out for a sec.
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There's something I
forgot to take care of.
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Here you go.
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Not even gonna ask
where my stapler is.
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Nikki.
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I'm glad
you came back.
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It's about time
I told you...
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How I really
feel about you.
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PAUL: I just came back
to get my donut.
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But, uh...
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Thanks anyway, boss.
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James... How would you
like me to use you
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and possibly humiliate you
in the process?
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What's the catch?
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No catch.
I just got this girl
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who won't go out
with me unless...
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I bring a date
for her friend.
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Please, Stuart,
he's too young
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to drag into your
disgusting sexual web.
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Hey, we're roughly
the same age.
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Ha. You have rashes
older than James.
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Hey, Mike, you got
any lunch plans today?
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Yeah, the mayor and I are dining
with the taxi driver's union again.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Stacy, when you order
lunch for these guys,
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remember, a lot of them
are from India.
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So?
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So go easy on the burger
buffet from happy cow.
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I can't believe you're
leaving tonight.
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Hey, it's not
till midnight.
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You're gonna come
back to my place
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after work anyway,
aren't you?
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What do you think?
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I think tonight's
gonna be a big night.
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Hey, Mike.
Nice to see ya.
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Oh, hi, Arthur.
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It's always a...
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Something.
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So what's with
the big night?
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I thought you were
over her.
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I lie a lot. What
are you, new here?
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Mike, Nikki
confided in me,
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so when and if
they sleep together,
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you can't expect me to run
and tell you about it.
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They haven't
slept together yet?
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Damn!
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Listen, Arthur and Nikki weren't
always clicking at first,
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but now she's...
Ready to dive in.
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No sex...
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And no clicking.
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And now she's ready
to dive in.
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Do you only hear
what you wanna hear?
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I think you're right.
I think I got a shot.
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Mike, Arthur just
wanted to say good-bye.
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I'm heading out of town
for a week up to Maine.
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Bangor?
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Stuart, I can't tell ya
how flattered I am
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that you asked me
to this business meeting.
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You know, I usually have lunch
with Claudia on Fridays,
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but she's out of town.
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Yeah. Uh...
About that, Paul...
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These contractors
are all business.
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They might even
perceive marriage
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as a sign of
weakness, so...
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hey, hey, hey, hey.
Enough said. Today...
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I'm all man.
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Scotch.
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And a Roy Rogers
with extra cherries.
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Here they are.
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Just follow my lead.
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Ok.
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Hey, Wendy.
I'm glad you came.
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Hi. I'm Paul lassiter.
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I'm not married.
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I can't believe he's taking her
skating to rockefeller center.
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Oh, he's gonna rock
her feller center!
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What the hell
does that mean?
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It's frat boy talk. I never got
a chance to do that in college.
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I'll get better.
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Look, if Arthur
goes away for a week,
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and they haven't
slept together yet,
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that means I still
got a chance.
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Hey, Nikki, I need you to go through
these budget reports tonight.
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I need you to stay
late. I'm sorry.
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But Mike, Arthur's plane leaves at midnight.
I'll totally miss him!
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I just think in the long run,
this is gonna be best for us.
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You know... As a city.
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You know, I could
do those for you.
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No, no.
You can't, James.
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Why? (ANGRILY) Yeah, why?
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Well, b-because, I need
you to help me, uh,
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with the taxi
negotiations.
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What for?
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What for?
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Now, I'll leave this so you'll
be prepared to negotiate.
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No, no, I'm not gonna do it!
You'll get nothing from me!
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I... I was practicing.
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We are here
to see the mayor!
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We are the cab drivers!
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Don't touch my desk.
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You just made my list.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I got
a list, too, buddy!
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It's got a bunch of
cab drivers on it!
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Hi. I'm Rick.
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And you are
the new number one.
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Everyone, please, make
yourselves comfortable.
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Can we get
you guys a beverage?
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I'll take
a warm goat milk.
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How about a yoo-hoo?
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Acceptable.
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Gentlemen, you are
the lifeblood of this city,
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and nothing means more to
me than coming to terms.
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Whatever it takes...
I'm here for the duration!
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Sir, it's time
for your massage.
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Ok.
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Ok, let's get
down to business.
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First of all, we've had a number
of complaints from pedestrians.
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About what?
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Apparently, uh, you
keep running into them.
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I bet some people just think
of you as a pretty face.
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Now, I'll date
a good-looking guy,
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you know,
if I have to...
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But he needs to be
intelligent.
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You know what I mean?
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One time,
I picked up this guy,
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and he gave me
an $11.00 tip.
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Oh...
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So, you're a cabbie.
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What do you really
wanna be, huh?
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I just wanna
be a cabbie. Ha ha.
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Oh, there's gotta
be somethin'.
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Ah... It's too
far-fetched.
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No, no, no.
Come on, tell me.
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If I really
bust my hump driving
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for, like,
the next 20, 25 years,
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maybe, someday,
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I might be able to buy
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my own party limo.
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You know the kind,
with the sunroof,
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so people can stick
their head out the top
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and be, like,
whoo-hoo!
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Look at me! I'm in
Rick's party limo!!
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So, um...
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You wanna go out
sometime?
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Yes.
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Ok, it's all there,
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the medallion cap, the 3%
reduction in insurance.
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Just read that over.
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How was your
massage, sir?
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You know,
the masseuse said
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that for a man who runs the
largest city in the world,
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I have surprisingly
little tension.
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You don't say.
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This is satisfactory.
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Ok, then. Just put your Abdul...
Hancock right there.
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I apologize for being late. I was
just going over the figures.
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Yeah. We're all done
here, James.
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Oh, that's great. You gave them the 5%
insurance reduction that we had budgeted?
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(YELLING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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No. We didn't.
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Paul, these came
for you.
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For me?
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The card says,
"to my sweet Paulie,
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love, mitsy."
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Claudia's my friend.
If you're messing around,
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I'm gonna go Jackie chan
on your ass.
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Janelle! Janelle,
my wife is out of town!
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I went, I had lunch
with a young lady.
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We had a few laughs,
some champagne.
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And she sent me
some flowers and a card!
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Oh, my God!
I'm having an affair!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm gonna... Stuart!
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Stuart, you set me up
on a date!
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And scientists said
it couldn't be done.
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I want you to get the 4 of us together. I
want you to explain everything to them.
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I can't do that, Paul.
Wendy and I broke up.
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You had a fight?
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No, we slept together,
so...
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I'm kinda done.
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An all-out
taxi strike, huh?
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What a tangled web
we weave.
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(MIMICKING) What a
tangled web we weave.
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Mike, I'm really sorry.
I was just trying to help.
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Look, the taxi drivers really like
you, so just stick close to them.
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You got it.
Oh, and Mike, um...
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Sorry about
paralyzing the city.
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So, Mike,
is it all worth it?
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Well, all I know
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is that Nikki is here
and Arthur is leaving.
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Here's the first half
of the budget report.
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After 4 hours,
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I found a 9 cent discrepancy in
the transportation allotment.
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Here's a dime.
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Keep the penny.
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When this is done, I'd really
like to make it up to you, ok?
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So how about
a nightcap?
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You know, maybe... Someplace
with a fireplace...
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A little slow dancing?
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You know, I mean,
whatever.
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The city's a mess.
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There's no way Arthur's gonna
make it to the airport.
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I'm still gonna
get to see him.
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Oh... She's gonna
see him, all right!
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She's gonna see
all of him!
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You know, 'cause...
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They're gonna
get together,
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and they'll probably
be naked...
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I... I get it!
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You know,
you really suck at this.
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Guys, you can't
go on strike.
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People gotta get home.
They gotta get to work.
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They gotta get to the airport
so they can't have sex.
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It's... It's
a figure of speech.
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Are people still
saying that?
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Let's have a little
more coffee.
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Uh, cream, Abdul?
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Jabbar?
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We want to rework
the entire proposal!
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Well... ahem.
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Looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.
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Claudia just called.
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She's coming back
to town early,
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and I still haven't broken
up with my girlfriend.
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Well, that's it!
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There is no way Arthur's gonna
make it to the airport.
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I'm gonna go get
a new bra.
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I got it.
I got it.
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Your aunt in
Westchester has a car.
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You can borrow it
and give him a ride!
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00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,813
Yeah, she's definitely gonna arrange
some form of transportation.
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The joke is she's gonna
give him a ride, all right.
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If you're not gonna try,
I'm not gonna help you!
251
00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:40,027
This isn't easy for me!
252
00:12:40,012 --> 00:12:42,112
James...
253
00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:43,850
Jabbar's cab is in
short-term parking.
254
00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:45,636
Would you mind
moving it for him?
255
00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:46,753
Do you mean it?
256
00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:47,901
You're one of us now.
257
00:12:49,891 --> 00:12:52,290
I'm honored. Tell you what, let me
just finish this speech first...
258
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,948
aaaahhh! Now!!
Move the cab now!!
259
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:58,449
I got a few minutes to kill.
I can move that for you.
260
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,399
Mike, let me just...
261
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:00,852
aaahhh! Now!! Give
me the keys now!!
262
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,817
Hello, mitsy?
263
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,279
Yeah, this is
Paul lassiter.
264
00:13:08,278 --> 00:13:10,710
Could you come down
to city hall today?
265
00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:12,667
Maybe we could talk.
266
00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:13,843
Uh-huh.
267
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:15,972
Uh-huh.
268
00:13:17,104 --> 00:13:18,703
Yeah, I love you,
too, honey.
269
00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:26,756
You know, it's the first time in my life
a cabbie's ever buzzed my apartment
270
00:13:26,697 --> 00:13:29,896
and asked me if I wanted
to go to the airport.
271
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:33,319
So, uh, jabbar,
you're from India, huh?
272
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:37,295
(BAD ACCENT) O-oh, yes.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
273
00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:40,460
Most definitely.
274
00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:42,664
Which state
are you from?
275
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,562
The really, really
crowded one.
276
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:48,974
With all the people.
And the elephants.
277
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:50,376
Sounds like
maharashtra.
278
00:13:50,374 --> 00:13:53,706
Oh, yes.
Oh, how I long for...
279
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,890
(MUMBLING)
Maj... Rastra.
280
00:13:57,511 --> 00:14:00,544
You are most excellent
guesser, Arthur.
281
00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:01,874
How'd you know
my name?
282
00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:04,776
I, too... Am most
excellent guesser.
283
00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:10,754
I'd better catch up
with the other cabbies.
284
00:14:10,704 --> 00:14:12,637
Hey, Rick, just a
little curious.
285
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,582
Did you do well
in school?
286
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,225
I got my fair share
of babes.
287
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,396
See ya tonight.
288
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,388
Stacy, why are you going
out with this fool?
289
00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:27,816
He's got
street smarts.
290
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,016
What do you mean when
you say street smarts?
291
00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:33,782
He knows the names
of a lotta streets.
292
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,979
I take one look
at his face,
293
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,441
and the logic just
goes out the window.
294
00:14:38,396 --> 00:14:40,829
Yeah. I feel
embarrassed for you.
295
00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:43,984
What about Vince? He was
no rocket scientist.
296
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,575
Uh... Hello!
297
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:48,365
Vince owned and operated
his own business.
298
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:50,373
He mowed lawns.
299
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:57,607
I'm glad to hear you guys got
the strike settled so quickly.
300
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,513
My girlfriend works at city hall, so
I know how tough the mayor can be.
301
00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:02,491
You know, I was supposed
to see her tonight,
302
00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:05,356
but she's got this
psychotic workaholic boss.
303
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:07,391
You do not say?
304
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:10,086
And the crazy thing is,
305
00:15:10,072 --> 00:15:12,870
I think she has a thing for him, and
I don't know what to do about it.
306
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,212
(STILL WITH BAD INDIAN ACCENT)
Well, I am no bartender...
307
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:18,091
But I say...
308
00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,835
Back off.
309
00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:23,562
Back, back, back,
back, back.
310
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:26,251
There is an old
proverb...
311
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:29,127
Let the woman you love
date her boss
312
00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:31,995
for 2 years.
313
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,863
If she loves you...
314
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,075
She come back.
315
00:15:37,412 --> 00:15:39,278
I really like her.
316
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,026
Tell me...
317
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:44,145
How are the most
intimate relations?
318
00:15:44,072 --> 00:15:46,438
Uh... Great.
319
00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:48,453
(COUGHS)
Bull!
320
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,417
Excuse me?
321
00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:54,840
Oh, nothing.
322
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,493
Yeah.
323
00:15:57,488 --> 00:16:00,420
Now, Paul, is something going
on with the taxi negotiations?
324
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:08,827
Both sides are closer
than they think.
325
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,602
It doesn't seem like you're being
completely honest with us.
326
00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:15,288
I am not two-timing
the taxi drivers.
327
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,138
I love the taxi drivers
with all my heart.
328
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,749
I like the way they look.
329
00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:24,836
I like the way
they smell in the morning.
330
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:28,600
No further questions.
331
00:16:32,604 --> 00:16:33,603
Paul!
332
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,656
You were great
out there!
333
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:38,731
Oh, yes, you were
amazing, lovekins!
334
00:16:40,348 --> 00:16:41,448
Who's this?
335
00:16:41,463 --> 00:16:44,262
Claudia, mitsy.
Mitsy, Claudia.
336
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,637
How do you know Paul?
337
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,136
He's my boyfriend.
338
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,135
Well, that's just
great.
339
00:16:55,612 --> 00:16:57,677
(INDIAN MUSIC PLAYS)
340
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:01,383
Could you turn that
down a little?
341
00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:05,107
(WITHOUT ACCENT) Yeah,
you got it, buddy.
342
00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:07,074
What happened
to your accent?
343
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,484
(WITH ACCENT)
Oh.
344
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,418
I was just practicing
my American expressions.
345
00:17:11,354 --> 00:17:14,386
Would you like me
to try some for you?
346
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:16,883
(WITHOUT ACCENT)
Hey, ya loser.
347
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,201
And bonehead.
348
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:21,169
Tool.
349
00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:22,101
I get it.
350
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,057
(WITH ACCENT)
Oh, thank you.
351
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:26,235
You are most complimentary.
(UNDER BREATH) Ya jerk.
352
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,712
(YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
353
00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:33,275
Strike breaker!
354
00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:34,679
Get out of the way!
355
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,312
Who are all these
people?
356
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,604
(CHANTING)
Scab, scab, scab, scab, scab!
357
00:17:39,523 --> 00:17:41,389
Infidel!
358
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,171
Scab, scab, scab, scab, scab!
359
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:44,722
Get off of there!
Get off!
360
00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:46,550
Scab, scab, scab!
361
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,334
James, it's me!
It's Mike!
362
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,752
Mike?
363
00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:51,019
What the hell's
going on here?
364
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:51,960
Hey, Arthur.
365
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,516
Scab, scab, scab!
366
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:55,145
I want an explanation.
367
00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:56,804
(WITH ACCENT)
I'll be back.
368
00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:58,760
I'll just be talking with these
gentlemen for a brief moment.
369
00:17:58,739 --> 00:18:01,038
Scab, scab, scab, scab!
370
00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,464
I don't think
I can do this.
371
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:09,584
Every time I look at
his face, I melt.
372
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,742
Then just
block it out.
373
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,679
I think that's
a little obvious.
374
00:18:16,648 --> 00:18:20,813
Call me crazy, but I don't think
he's gonna pick up on it.
375
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:30,707
Listen, Rick...
376
00:18:30,637 --> 00:18:33,303
I don't want you to take
this the wrong way, but...
377
00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:34,183
ah!
378
00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:35,272
God!
379
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,322
I'm such an idiot!
380
00:18:38,254 --> 00:18:39,653
Oh...
381
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,057
Guys, help.
382
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,229
Damn!
383
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,546
So, Rick...
384
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,319
Party limos.
385
00:18:58,393 --> 00:19:00,726
That's fascinating stuff.
386
00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:04,861
So...
387
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:08,061
Nikki gets a long weekend
to go away with Arthur,
388
00:19:07,985 --> 00:19:10,517
and you get to have the mayor's
limo take 'em to the airport.
389
00:19:10,471 --> 00:19:13,537
Well, I figured
it was a mature thing to do.
390
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:18,065
Plus, it was the only way to
get Arthur not to fink on me.
391
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:20,059
I just spoke
to Arthur.
392
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,862
Michael Patrick
Flaherty...
393
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:25,879
Of all the things you've ever
done, I think this is the lowest.
394
00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:29,872
Oh, and thanks for
giving me Monday off.
395
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,002
Guess Arthur
broke his promise.
396
00:19:33,988 --> 00:19:37,054
You know, if there's one
thing I can't stand,
397
00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:38,949
it's dishonesty.
398
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:42,462
Please tell me that
you're gonna move on.
399
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,364
Well, I am crazy
about Nikki, but...
400
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,099
If this isn't meant to be,
it isn't meant to be.
401
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,840
I promise you,
Carter... It's over.
402
00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:51,558
Ah! Good!
403
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:55,290
(RING)
404
00:19:55,306 --> 00:19:56,671
Nikki Faber.
405
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:02,181
Hellooooo?
406
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,221
This has been going on
for, like, 3 months!
407
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:11,965
You can't prove anything.
408
00:20:13,152 --> 00:20:15,350
Is Nikki really
getting Monday off?
409
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,350
Monday's not the only
day she's gettin' off!
410
00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:21,491
I did it!
411
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,417
I'm sorry about
the misunderstanding.
412
00:20:31,347 --> 00:20:32,712
Well...
413
00:20:32,716 --> 00:20:35,283
Keep in touch.
414
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,666
Here's my number.
415
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,135
I'll make you some
of my home cooking.
416
00:20:41,035 --> 00:20:42,700
Maybe I should take
your number.
417
00:20:42,692 --> 00:20:45,157
Oh, we don't
have a phone,
418
00:20:45,114 --> 00:20:47,280
so you're gonna have to call us.
Ok.
419
00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:49,813
Wait... Oh, ok!
420
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:56,523
Good-bye!
Bye-bye, now!
421
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,189
What do you have
to say for yourself?
422
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:02,322
I love you?
423
00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:01,802
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
424
00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:03,003
(BARKING)
425
00:22:03,004 --> 00:22:04,070
Moo.
426
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,670
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