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And finally,
please be advised
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that the mayor's annual charity
costume ball is mandatory.
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Claudia and my costume was
such a hit last year,
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I think we're gonna come as
Jeannie and major Nelson again.
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Please, please,
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let Claudia be Jeannie
this time.
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And, Stuart,
try not to offend anybody.
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Hey, my costume was based on
a famous literary figure.
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There's no such thing
as the pantless horseman.
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What are you
going as, Carter?
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I can't tell you.
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Why not?
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The fabulousness
of a costume
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is inversely
proportional
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to the number of people knowing
what it is ahead of time.
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I believe that's known
as liberace's law.
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I can't wait
for this party.
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Every year, the mayor and
I sing a song together.
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Hey, can I sing with
the mayor this time?
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Well, that depends.
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Are you me?
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Oh, yeah. The mayor will be
having auditions after work
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for anyone
who's interested.
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No, no! Last year, the mayor
and I did Frank and dino!
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We killed!
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Every memory
I had of them.
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Hey, Mike.
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You're the king
of failed relationships.
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You have funny hair
and ugly glasses.
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No, I meant that
in a good way.
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So did I.
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Look, it's about dierdre.
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Oh, wait, are you still dating
that psycho from upstairs?
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Yeah, but I just
can't seem to dump her.
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So, what's your technique?
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Oh, come on, Stuart,
I'm a grown man.
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I don't dump women.
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I find that if I strike
the right balance
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of insensitivity
and sexual dysfunction,
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they dump me.
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Sorry I'm late,
Mike.
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Pete and I just
met up for coffee.
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Yeah, well,
you're 3 hours late.
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It was one of those
bottomless cups.
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Speaking of bottomless,
I have a new costume idea.
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No.
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So, Pete,
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how's my new
favorite councilman?
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Oh, is that me?
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Yeah,
that'd be you.
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All right!
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Hey, remind me to send you that
pamphlet on the high-five.
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You know,
you're my favorite, too.
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Hey!
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Well, this is
a big day for me.
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Bye.
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You know, he told me
he bought flowers
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just to remind himself
how beautiful I am.
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Does he have
a gay brother?
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No. Why?
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'Cause I'm a gay brother.
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It's weird,
'cause he's not like
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the other guys
I usually go out with.
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I mean, he's nice.
He's kinda quiet.
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A little goofy,
even.
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I don't know
how you thought
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of setting me up
with him, Mike.
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Oh, I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
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but Pete decided to support the
mayor on that budget vote.
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Oh, ok, whatever.
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Yes.
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You have hit
a new low.
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Aw, come on, Carter,
don't be jealous.
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I can hook you up
with somebody.
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I hear councilman
lowicki is bi-partisan.
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Stuart!
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Hi, dierdre.
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Lose the "dre"
and win some tongue.
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Hi, dear.
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That's better.
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What the hell
is this?
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There's lipstick
on your collar.
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I must have bumped into someone
on the subway. I swear.
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If I ever found out you
were running around on me,
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I'd dump you faster
than you can say
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"where are you going
with my pants?"
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That's it!
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All I need to do is
get another girlfriend.
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I am screwed.
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All right, Carter,
what do you think?
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Doctor...
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Or...
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Cowboy?
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Depends... if you're going for
really lame or just plain boring.
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Ok, how about...
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Jet-setting rodeo
proctologist?
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Howdy, p.
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Mike, uh, I wanted you
to hear it from me first.
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I'm quitting the council.
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What are you talking about?
You can't quit the council.
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I mean,
you barely even...
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Cast the deciding vote for
the mayor's budget tomorrow.
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Shhha.
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I got into politics because I
wanted to change people's lives.
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Excuse me.
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Have you seen
line item 111a
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on public school
nutrition?
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We're making butterscotch
pudding a reality for kids
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every third Thursday.
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Look, Pete, you wanna
change people's lives,
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you don't have to leave
the council to do that.
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No, you can be
Mr. New York.
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Really?
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You know what
you have to do?
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Whenever you see someone
sad, you just smile.
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See?
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Ha ha.
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You know what you can do?
You can pick up garbage.
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Yeah! I can
pick up garbage.
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You can right wrongs
wherever you see 'em.
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I can. I can right
all those wrongs.
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You can vote yes on
the mayor's budget.
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Yeah, I can vote yes
on the mayor's budget.
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There you go, Pete.
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Go out there
and be Mr. New York.
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Pete, be
captain New York.
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All right!
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Thanks, Mike.
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Ok, I know what
your costume should be.
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The devil.
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Lighten up, Carter.
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Now bend over
and cough. Yee-hah!
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Bill Bailey,
won't you please come!
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Bill Bailey,
won't you please come!
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Bill Bailey
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Won't you please
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Come
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Ho-me
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Thank you.
We'll be in touch.
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Good luck
following that, junior.
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So where are
you from?
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Uh, the office.
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And what do you do?
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I'm your speech writer.
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I mean here. What are you
gonna do for us here?
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I'm gonna be singing
Danny boy.
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(SINGING WELL)
oh Danny boy
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The pipes, the pipes
are callin'
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From Glen to Glen
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And down the mountainside
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'Tis I'll be there
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In sunshine
or in shadow
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Oh Danny boy
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Oh Danny boy
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I love you so!
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(LOUD CHEERING
FROM AUDIENCE)
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Well, you gave it
your best shot.
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Stuart, your girlfriend's
coming this way.
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Quick, act like
you're into me.
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I can't act like that.
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Meryl streep can't
act like that.
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Nikki!
What?
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Could you pull this
thread off my collar?
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Sure.
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Better use your teeth.
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Oh, yeah, that's it! You
know that's how I like it!
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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Go quickly.
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Wow! You read my mind.
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Oh, well, busted.
Damn, my libido.
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I don't blame you,
Stuart.
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Why not?
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I blame her.
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I'll teach her to
piddle in my backyard.
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Well, guess
she has it coming.
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Hey, stace, so uh...
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how'd it go with
Pete last night?
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I realize you
set us up and everything,
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but you're still my boss,
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and I just feel the need that
maybe I should draw the line
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between my work
and my personal life.
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I totally respect that.
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He slept over!
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Hey, fellas.
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Damn!
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Sorry, Carter,
you snooze you lose!
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Hee hee!
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You know, I just have to get
used to feeling this vulnerable.
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So you're telling me
you've only slept
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with 3 guys
your whole life.
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You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yeah.
City girls are fast.
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You know what?
I don't care.
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I've been waiting my whole
life for a feeling like this.
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I will never
doubt you again.
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Mike, you're the best.
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Hear that?
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I'm the best.
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(ON TV) We're here with the
self-described super hero
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who police say has
foiled a rash of crimes.
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I've decided that it's time for someone
to right the wrongs in this city.
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You can call me...
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captain New York.
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Oh, and if you see Pete, remind
him to get his costume today.
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Oh, he's way
ahead of ya.
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I can't believe Stacy's boyfriend
turned out to be a loon.
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It's just terrible.
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You're telling me. What are
we gonna do about his vote?
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I mean... ah... I mean
her feelings?
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I dunno, Mike. How about...
Tell her the truth?
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What is it with you
and the truth?
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Mike, I'm gonna go
get my costume now.
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So if you need anything,
you know... Do it yourself.
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Stace... Stacy... um...
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Remember that nonsense I was
rambling on about the other day?
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What, all the stuff about you
being way smarter than Carter?
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Not... not... not that.
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'Cause that would be
some nonsense.
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No, that stuff about
how great it would be
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if you and Pete
were together.
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Yeah.
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You know what would
be even more great?
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If you were...
now get this...
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alone.
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Relax.
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I really like Pete.
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You're the most
disingenuine person I know.
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Disingenuous.
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Yeah.
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What did I say?
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Smarter than you, smarter
than you, smarter than you
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Smarter than you
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Do you think the shoes
are too much?
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Nobody's gonna be lookin'
at the shoes, baby.
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Aah!
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Just gettin' into character.
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Paul, I'm really
sorry.
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You. 3 years I been
singing with the mayor.
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For what? All to be beat out by some
glee club reject from Wisconsin.
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Do you realize how
this makes me feel?
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(MIMICKING CLINTON)
Like a horse's ass?
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Listen, we gotta get out
there and find Pete fast.
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Lucky for me, I have the entire
demento justice league of America.
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Yes?
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Some guy in a wet suit was just reported
on top of a building in park slope.
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Well, it's a long shot,
but I say we check it out.
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00:13:01,944 --> 00:13:03,726
Mike, can I give you
a piece of advice?
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O-oh, I know. I-if daffy
points a gun at me,
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bend the barrel back
and blow his beak off.
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The longer it takes you
to tell Stacy,
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the more she's gonna
be hurt.
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00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:23,376
Look, nobody's gonna
get hurt here, ok?
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Stacy is not some
fragile, innocent girl.
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LA LA LA LA!
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I'm goin' to the ball!
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00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:35,771
Meeeooorr!
Aah!
260
00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,179
Stuart!
261
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:39,997
Is this your tie?
262
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:41,100
Where'd you get
that?
263
00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:44,150
I think your girlfriend
left it for me.
264
00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:49,311
Stuart, why is your
girlfriend stalking me?
265
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,577
She thinks we're
having an affair.
266
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,747
Why?
267
00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:54,576
I dunno.
268
00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,489
Oh, that's right.
I told her.
269
00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:58,945
She wouldn't really
hurt me, would she?
270
00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:01,466
Oh, yeah!
She's nuts!
271
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,431
Well, what am I
supposed to do?
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00:14:04,436 --> 00:14:07,768
(MIMICKING CLINTON)
Deny, deny, deny.
273
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,386
Hurry up!
274
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:17,089
I can't run with
this suit on!
275
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,301
Sir, why aren't you
in costume yet?
276
00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:43,730
What do you mean? I'm former
mayor of New York, John Lindsay.
277
00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:45,520
Don't tell me.
278
00:14:45,524 --> 00:14:47,913
Mayor Lindsay!
279
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,527
What are you
supposed to be?
280
00:14:50,532 --> 00:14:53,065
I hate workin' here.
281
00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:57,484
Sir, may I ask
you a question?
282
00:14:57,488 --> 00:14:58,854
Sure, James.
283
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,991
How do you feel
about threesomes?
284
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:06,097
Well, James,
let's see...
285
00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:09,126
Sometimes when a man and a
woman have been together
286
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:12,252
for a very long time and
they're sort of in a rut,
287
00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:15,187
and the wife has an
open-minded tennis partner...
288
00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:16,848
sir...
289
00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:20,513
I just meant about
adding Paul to the band.
290
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,684
Well, then I've
said too much.
291
00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:27,849
Hey, hey, hey!
292
00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:31,010
Whaddaya say we, you
know, go back on inside?
293
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,701
Aw, hey, Mike!
294
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:34,971
M-Mike, this is kirk.
295
00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:38,125
What the hell
are you doing?
296
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:40,388
You know,
being a man of action
297
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:41,792
like you told me to.
298
00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:44,930
If I told you to jump off a
bridge, would you do it?
299
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,234
Figure of speech,
kirk.
300
00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:51,745
What seems to be
your problem, buddy?
301
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,469
I lost my job.
302
00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:57,294
I just turned 30, and my boyfriend
of 4 years just broke up with me.
303
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,689
I think
I can help you.
304
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,492
Whaddaya think
of that bunny over there?
305
00:16:09,263 --> 00:16:11,588
What is going on here?
306
00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:12,725
Hey, Stacy...
307
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,587
You look nice!
308
00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:16,916
Yeah, I looked even
better an hour ago
309
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,956
when you were supposed
to pick me up.
310
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,521
H-how did you
find us?
311
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,146
You're on TV!
312
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,616
Hey!
313
00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:26,262
Twice
in one day!
314
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,632
Hey, vote Winston!
Superman does!
315
00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:34,375
Aha!
Aah!
316
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,499
There you are!
317
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:38,002
Look, dierdre,
this has all been
318
00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,885
a big misunderstanding. I
have a boyfriend, Arthur.
319
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:42,755
There is nothing sexual going
on between me and Stuart.
320
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,573
Tell her, bubba.
321
00:16:44,577 --> 00:16:46,964
(MIMICKING CLINTON) That
depends on your definition
322
00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:49,402
of what constitutes
sexual.
323
00:16:53,732 --> 00:16:55,230
Stuart!
324
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:57,174
Ok, fine! There's
nothing going on.
325
00:16:57,177 --> 00:17:00,743
I should have known you weren't
woman enough to take my man.
326
00:17:01,995 --> 00:17:03,292
Excuse me?
327
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,180
You don't think I could
take Stuart from you?
328
00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,717
Not unless you got
beer in those things.
329
00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,538
Watch this.
330
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,940
Please. Hmmph!
331
00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:19,077
Ah!
332
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,849
You gonna let her
get away with that?
333
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:31,051
I'm not afraid
of some...
334
00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:33,985
Jerry springer reject.
335
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,057
My mama loved
Jerry springer.
336
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:43,599
That's it.
You're mine!
337
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:46,413
Cat fight!
338
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:52,904
Whoa! Hey! Stace,
you're gonna need that.
339
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:53,972
My shoe?
340
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:55,456
That's a long way down.
341
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,092
That's something
to think about.
342
00:17:58,171 --> 00:17:59,859
Wow.
343
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,644
Compared to you people,
344
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,036
I'm feeling pretty
well-adjusted right now.
345
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,706
I'm outta here.
346
00:18:08,572 --> 00:18:10,609
Do you know
how proud I was
347
00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:12,396
that you thought
I was the kind of woman
348
00:18:12,399 --> 00:18:14,914
that you could set up
with a councilman?
349
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,754
Listen, my motives may have
been a little less than pure,
350
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:20,083
but you gotta believe me. I do
think you're that kinda woman.
351
00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,124
And it's not because
of some vote?
352
00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:24,517
No! Some vote!
353
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:27,259
It wasn't some vote. It was
a quarterly budget vote.
354
00:18:27,264 --> 00:18:30,363
They... Come around
4 times... A year.
355
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:36,813
Do you have any idea how special
this night was for me? Huh?
356
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:40,691
I was gonna be
cinderella, and...
357
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:44,102
My prince charming would
come and ask me to dance,
358
00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:46,815
and we would dance
for everyone...
359
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,316
You're a little
upset.
360
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,325
You know what, Mike?
361
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,621
I'm not upset.
I'm on a roof
362
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:55,014
looking like the top
of a wedding cake
363
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:57,407
with two idiots
in their underoos!
364
00:18:57,411 --> 00:18:59,576
Uh, Stacy, wait.
365
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,445
No. To hell with
the both of you!
366
00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:05,541
And you...
you look ridiculous!
367
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,212
Hey!
368
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,698
I'm just a bunny.
369
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,246
Hey, Stacy.
370
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,607
You wanna
do me a favor?
371
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:27,521
What? Is your drain
clogged?
372
00:19:27,525 --> 00:19:30,200
You want me to marry
your super?
373
00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:31,859
Uh...
374
00:19:31,863 --> 00:19:33,774
Let me put this,
uh...
375
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,211
Shoe back on?
376
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,399
Uh... You wanna dance?
377
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,777
Hey, guys, play
a slow one, all right?
378
00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:54,733
You really do look
beautiful.
379
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,902
I do, don't I?
380
00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:03,378
May I cut in?
381
00:20:03,382 --> 00:20:05,291
Actually, Pete,
Stacy and I...
382
00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:06,360
sure!
383
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,045
Why don't you
just go ahead?
384
00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:13,491
Well...
385
00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:15,792
My work here is done.
386
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,375
Day-o
387
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:33,587
Day-ay-ay
388
00:20:33,591 --> 00:20:35,055
Yo
389
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:40,306
(NO SOUND)
390
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,613
Sir, there's something
wrong with my Mike.
391
00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:47,750
Come, Mr. tallyman
392
00:20:47,754 --> 00:20:49,442
Tally me banana
393
00:20:49,446 --> 00:20:52,567
Daylight come
and me wanna go home
394
00:20:52,572 --> 00:20:54,163
Six foot, seven foot
395
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,981
Eight foot...
aah!
396
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:58,978
Daylight come
and me wanna go home
397
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:01,283
So why don't ya?
398
00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:05,042
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
399
00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:06,245
(BARKING)
400
00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:05,967
Moo.
401
00:22:06,017 --> 00:22:10,567
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