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Look, um...
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Just because we've
been on a couple of dates
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doesn't mean there's
any pressure, all right?
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We don't have
to rush this.
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(SPEAKING GERMAN)
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See, now, that is German
precision right there.
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Are you O.K.?
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Yeah. Um, just, um...
Give me one minute.
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O.K., you can do this.
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I mean, so what
if she's the, uh...
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Sports illustratedswimsuit edition cover girl?
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It's not like
walking on the moon.
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Mike?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BREATHER HISSING)
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OVER HEADSET:
One small step for man...
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One giant...
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Oh, dear God, thank you.
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The eagle has landed.
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Space is cool.
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That was amazing.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Just having
a nice thought.
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(PIANO PLAYING)
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You know, mushy stuff.
What are you thinking about?
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(EXHALES)
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ALL LAUGHING, CHEERING:
Yeah! Yeah!
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Yee-hah!
(CACKLES)
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Whoa!
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Oh, it's just
too mushy for words.
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Oh, I'm so relaxed.
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Listen, don't get mad if I
just kinda drift off, O.K.?
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(YODELING)
eee ah hoo
doo eee-ah-la hoo doo
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Eee-ah-la-la hoo doo
yah dah hoo doo
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Eee ah hoo doo
eee-ah-la hoo doo
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Eee-ah-la-la hoo doo
yah ho!
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O.K., I'm up.
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I like to yodel
after sex.
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Oh, really? Me,
I prefer the wave. Whoo!
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Whooooooo!
It's coming back.
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Whoooooo!
Whooo!
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Mike?
Uh-huh?
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I have a favor
to ask you.
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I want tonight...
To be our secret.
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We might have a problem
there, because I think
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everyone within a 3-block
radius heard the screaming.
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"Go, Mike! Mike, you can do it!
You're an animal, Mike!"
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But that was you.
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I know, I was
just so... so proud.
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Listen...
I like you.
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And relationships are
hard enough to get started
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without the press
getting involved.
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I want this
to be ours. Please?
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Uh...
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Yeah, s-sure.
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No problem.
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By the way, you're the
greatest lover I've ever had.
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Whatever.
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So, uh, Mike, how'd it go
with Heidi this weekend?
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Heidi and I
are just...
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Friends.
I knew it.
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Not a surprise. That's nice.
She's like a sister.
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Yes, like the sister
I always wanted.
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Really, really wanted.
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Mike, there's no
a/c in our offices.
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I can't
stop sweating.
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Yeah.
And what about me?
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How am I supposed to
wear this shirt tomorrow?
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Boys, deal with it,
all right?
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Let me guess. He
struck out with Heidi.
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- Oh, swing and a miss.
- Gave him the heisman.
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All right, that's it.
Out, out. Everybody out.
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Everybody out. Listen, Stacey, send
in that vietnamese delegation.
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Is it my imagination, or do you
have a little crush on Mike?
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Oh, please.
That is absurd.
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They're just friends!
(GIGGLING)
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Nope! Still gay.
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So the, uh, translator
should be here any minute.
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And we'll discuss the opening
of the new cultural center.
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See, we feel it's important
to build Bridges between...
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you don't understand
a word I'm saying, do you?
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I'm sleeping with
supermodel Heidi Klum.
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I made her yodel.
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Somebody got
a care package from home.
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Ooh, I hope it's
those oatmeal cookies.
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"Dear James, your aunt Sarah
passed on last week.
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Since you were her favorite, we
thought you should have her remains.
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Love, mom and dad."
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I can't believe
aunt Sarah's gone.
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Wow, she was a cow.
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Stuart, very nice.
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I'm serious.
She was an actual cow.
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What... what's so funny?
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Honey, your parents took
a dead cow and set it on fire.
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I mean, that's not a cremation.
That's a barbecue.
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You know, I was the only
one she let milk her.
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I had an aunt like that.
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Just friends. Wow.
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I am so proud
of you two.
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You know,
it is so refreshing
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to see two attractive,
single people
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just decide
to remain platonic.
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Oh, and by the way, Heidi?
I know the perfect guy for you.
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He's really cute...
oh, Nikki...
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Can I have one of
those shrimp dumplings?
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But, Mike,
those are chicken.
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Yeah. She's not
allergic to chicken.
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Good. Because I wanna
talk about last night.
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Oh, uh... m-me, too.
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Um...
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What, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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What about last night?
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HEIDI OVER INTERCOM:
Mike, I feel so safe...
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Because we'resuch good friends.
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Yeah, but, uh,
uh... what else?
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Well...
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Last night... Was the sexual
high point of my life.
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It was... as if
I was being made love to
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not by one man,
but by a pack of wild lions.
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I can't wait
until tonight.
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But the friendship...
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...is all that matters.
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Yeah, well, uh...
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Friendship is... All
that matters to me, too.
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The truth is... You have
ruined me for any other man.
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(EXHALES)
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Loser!
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00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:08,127
Yeah, Carter, what is it?
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I'm assuming since you're
back, you have fans for us.
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Oh, right. One sec.
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Here ya go. Cool breezes.
Wha... wait, Paul!
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What the hell is that?
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That's one
big honkin' fan.
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I got it down at
the Brooklyn shipyard.
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Used to cool
the turbines on the q. E. Ii.
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Paul,
I gave you $150.
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Right. And with my 30,
it just about covered both.
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00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:41,194
Look! This is state-of-the-art
Burmese technology!
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00:10:41,262 --> 00:10:42,928
And look,
it's got 3 settings...
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"whisper, draft and off."
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That's interesting, Paul.
You know, I have 3 settings...
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sweaty, angry
and whoop ass.
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The vietnamese American has a
special place in our fair city.
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And the opening of the
vietnamese cultural center
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this Friday...
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00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:07,228
Mike, uh, can you confirm reports
that you're sleeping with Heidi Klum?
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I... probably shouldn't answer
that question without Heidi.
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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I can,
in fact, confirm
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that the deputy mayor
and I are having sex.
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How do you think you did?
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Well, again, you know,
I have to defer to Heidi.
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Like a bull moose
in heat.
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Which,
to clarify, is, uh...
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Is bigger than
your average moose.
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Do you know
the answer, Mike?
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Mike? Mike,
are you sleeping?
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Y-y-yes. I'm sleeping
with Heidi Klum.
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MIKE:
Enough already.
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Mike, uh, they didn't ask if you
were sleeping with Heidi Klum.
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Oh, good. Then we
don't have a problem.
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Mike, are you a couple?
Is marriage a possibility?
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REPORTER: What's the nature
of your relationship?
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(REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS)
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I'm telling you, if you look
close, you can see a hoof.
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Uh-uh. No.
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I can't see a thing.
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Hey, James.
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Were you fooling
with aunt Sarah?
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No! And I bitterly
resent the accusation!
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You see this?
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There is no crosswind here.
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You know what? You need to quit
whining and just turn it up.
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So, this is all
a big joke to you?
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(HUMMING, WHOOSHING)
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Whoa!
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My aunt Sarah was part
of my family, O.K.?
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I'm gonna put this
someplace safe.
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Jerks.
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O.K. Oh!
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Go on without me!
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I'm not
leaving you behind!
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You don't
have a choice!
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Whatever may occur,
I will find you!
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(GRUNTING)
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(HUMMING, WHOOSHING STOP)
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I turned it off.
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Wow, Mike, I can't believe
your relationship is over.
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It's not over.
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It's just changed,
that's all.
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Used to be
girlfriend/boyfriend,
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now it's magazine
cover girl/magazine subscriber.
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00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:04,428
How many cigars
equal a dead cow, anyway?
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12.
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Anybody here think
that I have a shot in hell
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of getting Heidi back?
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Hey, it isn't
that big a deal.
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But second chances
aren't given, Mike.
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You have to go out there
and take her back. Be crazy.
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Send her a thousand roses
crazy, or crazy like...
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Break into her apartment
dressed as a clown
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dragging my trousers
behind me on a leash?
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Believe me,
the clown thing never works.
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Well, shame on all of you,
starting a cigar club
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and not inviting
El presidente.
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Here you go, sir.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Please, don't get up.
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Well, somebody get up.
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So before I go into
my next meeting,
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I need to know some
key phrases in vietnamese
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for my brunch tomorrow. "Thank
you for your hospitality."
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"You are vital members
of our community."
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Oh, and so we don't repeat the
Mexican consulate luncheon incident,
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I also need to know how
to say "I'm lactose-intolerant."
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By the way, Paul, you owe me
150 bucks for that fan.
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Ya got a receipt?
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Paul, it was my money.
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Eh, you make a bad investment, it doesn't pay off.
Nobody held a gun to your head.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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The mayor keeps sour balls
in here. They're for anybody.
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Well, I'm off
to win Heidi back.
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Wish me luck.
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I enjoyed our little
cigar society this afternoon.
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Oh, hey, James!
Watch this!
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Bugga-bugga-bugga
bugga-bugga-bum
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Well...
Good night, all!
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Good night, sir.
Good night.
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Ah... (CHUCKLES)
These things are gonna kill me.
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Mike, is this
all cigar ash?
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Look, James, uh...
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It-it was an accident, O.K.?
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Nobody meant any harm.
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And look at it this way.
Even though...
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Aunt Sarah may
no longer be in this urn,
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she-she's still with us.
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Well spoken, Mike.
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James.
James, wait. Uh...
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Listen, what do you say we have a little, uh...
Memorial for aunt Sarah?
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Uh, you know, tonight.
We'll all be there.
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Th-that would
mean a lot to me.
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And to aunt Sarah.
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She was a real
people cow.
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O.K., then. Well, uh,
everybody, tonight.
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9:00, right here.
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Dress
appropriately.
247
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N-no-no leather.
248
00:17:20,295 --> 00:17:22,495
Psst, Heidi!
Heidi!
249
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,729
Mike,
I'm working.
250
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:30,362
I... I'm gonna need
copies of those. Thanks.
251
00:17:30,429 --> 00:17:32,562
What are you doing here?
252
00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:36,928
I screwed up, O.K.? I goofed. But that's
no reason to end the relationship now.
253
00:17:36,996 --> 00:17:38,728
I'm gonna take you back.
254
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,528
Mike,
you're crazy!
255
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,728
Yeah, and I'm not
putting you down all night.
256
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,328
We'll hit the town, we'll
have dinner, we'll dance.
257
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,361
What do ya say?
Giddyap!
258
00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:49,161
All right.
259
00:17:49,229 --> 00:17:52,295
But Mike, I need my dress.
Oh. I'll buy you a new one.
260
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,161
But it's a $1,000 dress!
All right.
261
00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:00,161
What can you say
about aunt Sarah?
262
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,194
I don't think we should
talk until Mike gets here.
263
00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:06,028
Hey, look!
Mike's on TV!
264
00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:08,961
I think it's
a movie premiere!
265
00:18:09,029 --> 00:18:10,428
Well, that's
just beautiful.
266
00:18:10,495 --> 00:18:13,361
James, don't worry. It was
probably done last night.
267
00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:16,561
No, no, no, it's live! Says
there in big letters... live!
268
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:21,395
I'm sorry. I... I better
change the channel.
269
00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,560
Well, that's just bad luck.
270
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:40,627
That was great. Every guy at
that party was jealous of me.
271
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:43,028
I mean, I-I was
jealous of me...
272
00:18:43,096 --> 00:18:45,095
And I'm me!
273
00:18:45,162 --> 00:18:47,827
Next stop,
my high school reunion.
274
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:50,995
All right.
That's it.
275
00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:53,462
Wait, wait.
W-where you going?
276
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:56,395
Mike, you didn't tell
everyone about us
277
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:58,161
because you couldn't hide it.
278
00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,827
You told because
you wanted the world to know.
279
00:19:00,895 --> 00:19:03,961
No, not the world.
Just the tri-state area.
280
00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:08,362
Heidi, I'm joking.
I'm crazy about you.
281
00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:11,328
Why? You don't know
anything about me.
282
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:13,128
Well, that's
just not true.
283
00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,128
What are
my parents' names?
284
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,861
Klum.
285
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:22,494
Herr and frau Klum.
286
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,560
I'm not just a model.
I paint. I write.
287
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,927
I make a delicious
Sauerkraut soup.
288
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,560
You know what?
You're right.
289
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:35,194
Oh, my God,
you're right.
290
00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:38,461
I have totally been
objectifying you.
291
00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:41,528
I mean, you know...
I haven't thought about...
292
00:19:41,595 --> 00:19:45,494
about how you feel about things
or what you have to say.
293
00:19:45,562 --> 00:19:48,194
Mike, I... just let
me... let me finish.
294
00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:53,028
I mean, I mean...
295
00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:55,161
Look at you. You...
296
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,094
you're smart,
you're funny.
297
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,161
You're the catch
of the year.
298
00:19:59,228 --> 00:20:01,227
There's only
one thing wrong.
299
00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:03,261
You're about to
dump me, aren't ya?
300
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,227
Good-bye, Mike.
301
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:11,894
(DOOR CLOSES)
302
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,794
Anna and Gunther!
Anna and Gunther!
303
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:17,627
Your parents' names
are Anna and Gunther.
304
00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:28,061
Thanks for
the memorial, Mike.
305
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:30,361
James... no, no, no.
I was really moved
306
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,928
by the way you were
totally there for me.
307
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,928
Look, James,
I had a tough night.
308
00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:38,061
Yeah, me, too.
309
00:20:39,729 --> 00:20:42,394
I never really
knew her, you know?
310
00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:45,628
I wanted to. I-I just...
I never got the chance.
311
00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:50,928
She was great.
312
00:20:50,996 --> 00:20:54,495
Yes, she was.
She was. And she was so...
313
00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:57,228
I know.
(WHISPERS) I know.
314
00:20:58,962 --> 00:21:00,961
Beautiful. Just...
315
00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:03,328
You know,
y-you never really realize
316
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:06,628
how special someone is
u-until they're gone.
317
00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:10,061
I can still picture those
big, beautiful brown eyes.
318
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,061
(STRAINED VOICE)
Yeah.
319
00:21:14,596 --> 00:21:18,694
I'm gonna miss her charm.
I'm gonna miss her warmth.
320
00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:20,861
Of course, the, uh...
321
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,828
Sex.
322
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:30,061
Well, I wouldn't
know about that.
323
00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:32,928
There are stories
about my cousin Timmy.
324
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,561
James, I'm...
I'm talking about Heidi.
325
00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,828
Heidi.
She dumped me tonight.
326
00:21:41,895 --> 00:21:43,861
I can't
believe you, Mike.
327
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,895
After everything that's happened,
you're thinking about yourself?
328
00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:50,661
You walk around here like you're
the only one who has problems,
329
00:21:50,729 --> 00:21:52,728
like you're the only
one who's alone.
330
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:54,961
I mean,
look at me, Mike.
331
00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:57,461
I'm... I'm 26,
I'm single...
332
00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:01,428
And I'm holding
the ashes of a dead cow.
333
00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:05,028
James...
334
00:22:06,562 --> 00:22:08,294
Tell me about
aunt Sarah.
335
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:10,328
You don't
want to know.
336
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,894
I do. I-I really do.
Come on. Come on.
337
00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:21,461
Come on, buddy. Brag on
her a little, all right?
338
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,794
Well, she was the funniest
damn cow you'll ever meet.
339
00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:32,128
I'm sure she got
some of that from you.
340
00:22:32,195 --> 00:22:33,894
Stop it.
341
00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:40,027
Oh, and what
an appetite!
342
00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:42,428
Well, hey,
she had 4 stomachs.
343
00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:46,528
You know, this could...
This could take a while.
344
00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:50,428
What say we, uh... What say we do
this over a couple of burgers?
345
00:22:55,229 --> 00:22:58,061
(TEARFULLY) She would
have liked that.
346
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:09,428
PAUL: I hope he's got
some wild cherry left.
347
00:23:11,095 --> 00:23:13,094
Come on, baby.
348
00:23:13,162 --> 00:23:15,395
Daddy needs a sour ball!
349
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,195
Surprise!
350
00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:22,495
Stop stealing
my candy.
351
00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:28,061
Judas.
352
00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:32,395
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
353
00:23:32,462 --> 00:23:33,694
(BARKING)
354
00:23:35,028 --> 00:23:36,362
Moo.
355
00:23:36,412 --> 00:23:40,962
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