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All right, next item.
Regarding our plan
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to release falcons to control
the pigeon population,
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good news is, the number of pigeons
has decreased. OTHERS: Hey!
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Bad news is, so has the number
of Yorkshire terriers.
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Yesterday, a little dog named
waffles was attacked in the park.
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Actually, waffles
managed to break free.
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Unfortunately, he was
150 feet in the air at the time.
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Oh, so I guess
the fall killed him, huh?
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No. Another falcon...
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Got him midair.
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Ate him.
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How're you doing, James?
You with us?
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I... I can't believe this.
That's you and Heidi Klum.
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She's the sports illustratedswimsuit cover model.
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I know. I've had my picture
in the paper many times.
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Last week I was in there
with that union guy.
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Mike, he weighed,
like, 350 pounds.
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Yeah. He, too,
had phenomenal breasts.
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Mike, you're a boy toy.
I'm so proud.
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What exactly
is a boy toy?
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Nikki's got one
in her purse.
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Stuart, I told you
not to look in...
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I mean, no, I don't.
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People, it was
a publicity photo.
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I met Heidi for 5 minutes.
It was hello, good-bye.
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- Heidi Klum is here to see you.
- And hello again.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Am I interrupting something?
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No, I'm just finishing a meeting.
I'll just be one minute.
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Hi, there.
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Please.
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Whew... so...
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To what do I owe
the pleasure of this visit?
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This is hard to say.
Do you know any German?
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Willkommen.
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Oh, great.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
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Willkommen.
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That's the... I...
I just know "willkommen."
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Oh.
Oh, and...
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And... and also the, uh,
German word for "constipation,"
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which I believe
is "farfrompoopin."
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O.K...
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This is... awkward.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I think...
You're very, very cute.
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Wha...
(CLATTERING)
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It's...
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Uh...
It's not awkward.
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I just figured since
the daily news says
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we were seen eating dinner,
we might as well do it.
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Y... y...
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You know, the post, uh,
says we're sleeping together.
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I don't read the post.
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You really should.
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Bye, everybody.
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Thanks again,
miss Klum.
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That was
a little pathetic.
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What? I happen
to be a big fan.
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I got an autograph.
Big deal.
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Check it out...
(FALSETTO) ...Baby!
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Sir? I'd like to present
Mrs. Patricia murell.
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Well, what a pleasure.
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Mrs. murell is to be
honored tomorrow
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as the first recipient
of our welfare-to-work award.
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On behalf of all of us,
Mrs. murell, let me just say,
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you go, girl.
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Mrs. murell was forced
to go on welfare,
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what with no job
and 11 mouths to feed.
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(CHUCKLING)
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She tried attending school,
but she had to drop out
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because she couldn't
afford the child care.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Sir?
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Is that your pen?
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Yeah.
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Are you laughing?
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I'm sorry, Mike.
When I was young,
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my father said that crying
was a sign of weakness,
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so I've trained myself to laugh
whenever anything truly upsets me.
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I remember when
my grandfather was sick,
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sitting by his hospital
bed watching him die...
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Laughing and laughing.
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It was awful.
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Sir... as clear as the logic
of this behavior is to me,
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I'm afraid Mrs. murell
might find it a tad...
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Incredibly offensive!
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Oh. I'm all right.
Let's go back.
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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm sorry, Mrs. murell.
And... and then what happened?
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That's when they
repossessed our furniture.
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She's killing me!
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(CACKLING)
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So... I had
this dream last night.
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I'm playing
catch with Mike,
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and every time he throws me
the football, I drop it.
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It's just
a sex dream about Mike.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
I've been there.
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Think about it. Playing catch is a
metaphor for your relationship.
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Your dropping the ball means you're
afraid to go for it. You have a crush.
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I do not!
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Nikki, I'm gonna
say something,
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and I want you to feel
what your face does.
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Heidi Klum!
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No, you're so wrong.
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You're telling me there's
nothing sexual about this dream?
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Mm-mmm. Nothing at all.
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Hello, guys.
How you doing?
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All alone tonight?
That's tough.
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Me, I'm here with a...
Here with a model.
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Actually, that's not
exactly true. She's a...
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She's a supermodel.
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Don't know
if I'm into her yet.
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- Mike?
- Coming.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello.
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Yes, governor.
It's the governor.
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Yeah. Yes, I know
the situation is black, sir,
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but we're tightly covered,
so I don't think it matters
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if they try to cut us
low on the bid.
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She's wearing a tight,
low-cut black dress. Ooh.
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Ask if he can
see her nipples.
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What is wrong
with you?
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I'm crazy about
this woman, O.K.?
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Give me the phone.
No. No! No!
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I love you. I love you!
Get off!
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I love you!
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Love you too, governor.
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Sir,
to help you learn
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to deal with
your problems,
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we're gonna let some people
who've led sad and pathetic lives
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tell you
their personal stories.
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Yogi, boo boo, you're on.
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You go first.
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As most of you know, I...
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I was born with 11 toes.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Which one has the six?
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Actually, it was
the 7-4 combo.
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So, I was doing this
photo shoot in St. barts,
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and this dolphin
swam up to me,
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and with his snout,
he pulled off my bikini top.
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Proving that
dolphins are, in fact,
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the most
intelligent mammal.
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They're also
very, um...
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What's the word?
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Horny?
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Playful.
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But what is
this word, "horny"?
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It... means,
uh, playful.
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No, forget it. I'm done.
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James... No. No way. Everybody
just keeps laughing.
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Come on! It's funny.
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You swallowing your entire
body weight in pesticides.
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It's not funny, O.K.?
For 3 weeks my mom made me
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urinate in the garden
to kill the boll weevils.
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(STUART AND STACEY CACKLING)
Oh, you know what?
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Oh, uh, Heidi Klum
needs a few more minutes.
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Mike? I go by "Heidi"
with people I know.
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Yeah, I know, it's just that
Heidi Klum... Heidi Klum...
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Heidi Klum... you know, it's just fun to say.
It's one of those fun names.
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It's like, uh...
Like chaka kahn.
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Um... yo-yo ma?
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Mookie blaylock.
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Zbigniew brzezinski?
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Carter's national
security advisor.
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He did so much more
than kissinger.
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I'm fascinated
by American politics.
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You know, I work
in American politics.
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Oh, really? Is that why you spend
so much time with the mayor?
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That,
and he's always got gum.
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Why isn't
Mike answering?
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Who knows? Maybe they're
finished with dinner.
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Maybe they're at a movie.
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Maybe they're tossing
a football back and forth.
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Stuart? I trusted you!
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I know.
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That's what
makes it so sweet.
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The... the worst date I ever had
was the first date I ever had.
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Uh... Lisa adler,
paramus mall, food court.
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That sounds sweet.
What was so bad?
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My mom kept combing my hair.
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Um... mine was
helmut hintergarten.
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He tried to kiss me with a
mouth full of spaetzle.
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Spaetzle.
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What a rookie move.
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I think the first kiss
says it all.
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You can never recover
from a bad first kiss.
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(THINKING) Oh, my God,she's obsessed with kissing.
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She wants me to kiss her.
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That's another funny one...
helmut hintergarten.
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No, she doesn't. She wants tokeep playing this stupid game.
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Patty o'furniture.
He's an Irish guy. Ha ha ha.
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You haven't scoredwith that since second grade!
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She wants you.She wants you...
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To give her the greatestfirst kiss of all time.
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Now, do it, you idiot!
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Oh, my butterfly.
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Oh, my Heidi!
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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All right, come on.
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Let's hear it. Come on.
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Mike, please, this is embarrassing enough
without having your friends rub it in.
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Well. Huh.
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Boy, I didn't give
you guys enough credit.
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I mean, here I am, I'm...
I'm expecting the worst, and...
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There's a giant picture
behind me, isn't there?
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We did it at kinko's
this morning.
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(OTHERS CACKLING)
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It was 2-for-1 Tuesday.
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(CACKLING)
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So, Mike, I take it
things didn't go well?
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I am so, so sorry.
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Everything after
this shining moment
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was a complete
and total disaster.
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Oh, Mike, "disaster"
is a pretty strong word.
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Look at it this way.
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You had the opportunity
of your life, and you blew it.
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And the upside is?
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Oh, there's no upside.
I was just summarizing.
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Heidi's having a cocktail
party this afternoon.
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She invited me. I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna win her back.
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Mike, permission to ask
one inappropriate question?
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What does Heidi Klum's
butt taste like?
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Tastes like chicken.
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Now, I do not want
to hear another word
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about this picture,
O.K.?
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This used to be my ass,
Flaherty.
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All right. (CLEARS THROAT)
There she is. How do I look?
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Huh?
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Come on, Nikki.
How do I look?
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Hello.
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You look really,
really hot.
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No kidding.
I'm sweating like a yak.
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I'm gonna go to the
bathroom, freshen up.
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What's the rush, pal?
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Oh, my God! He was not
that big a man!
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Ugh!
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Now, wait.
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All right. Plan "b".
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Fresh air.
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(GRUNTING)
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Whew. Aw, fresh air
is afraid to come in here.
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O.K. What have we got?
What have we got?
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Lemony fresh, lemony fresh.
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Oh, I got it in my eye!
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Ah!
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00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:39,247
Ah.
249
00:16:39,314 --> 00:16:41,548
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
250
00:16:48,649 --> 00:16:50,648
Dude.
251
00:16:55,615 --> 00:17:00,147
A few years ago, when I was
just about to give up,
252
00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:04,681
this great city
and this... great man
253
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:07,313
helped me through it.
254
00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:09,313
Thank you.
255
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:12,213
It's so hard to listen
to a story like Patricia's,
256
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,447
but we must,
because this woman...
257
00:17:14,515 --> 00:17:17,380
Has so much to teach us.
258
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,814
Patricia, your spirit
is an inspiration.
259
00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:24,380
Thank you...
From all of us.
260
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:33,180
Mr. mayor,
you were amazing.
261
00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:37,481
Sir, you're crying.
262
00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:39,414
Was it the pain
in her eyes?
263
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,481
Was it the tragedy
of her story?
264
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,547
Binder clips.
265
00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:49,981
(KNOCKING)
266
00:17:50,048 --> 00:17:51,747
HEIDI:
Hello?
267
00:17:51,815 --> 00:17:53,914
Who's in there?
268
00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,647
God...
269
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:08,047
Please, if you
get me out of this,
270
00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:10,780
I'll be a good man.
I'll be a decent man.
271
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,647
I won't lie, I won't cheat,
I won't deceive people.
272
00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:15,714
HEIDI: Could you
hurry up, please?
273
00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:17,914
(FALSETTO VOICE)
Just a minute!
274
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:24,414
O.K.
275
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,680
I'm comin' in.
276
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:32,414
Oh.
277
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:35,414
We meet again.
278
00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:39,414
All right.
279
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,648
Feeling lucky, feeling lucky.
280
00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:45,581
Looking for a flush.
281
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:50,614
Daddy needs a supermodel.
Here we go. Here we go.
282
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:54,147
Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
283
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:56,746
No. No! No!
284
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,780
No! No...
285
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:06,680
You're a mature adult.
You can explain this.
286
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,813
Maybe we should
break down the door.
287
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:17,713
Mike, do you wanna talk? No.
288
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,780
I need someone to
get the ball rolling
289
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:24,614
on legislation making it
a felony not to own a plunger.
290
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,047
(GIGGLING)
291
00:19:26,114 --> 00:19:28,080
- It's not funny.
- I know it's not.
292
00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,680
Please don't come out
from behind the desk.
293
00:19:30,748 --> 00:19:33,447
Why not?
(GIGGLING)
294
00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:37,647
Nikki, Nikki, what am
I doing with my life?
295
00:19:37,715 --> 00:19:40,247
Oh, look...
296
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,080
Huck...
297
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,980
If we're gonna continue this,
you've gotta sit down.
298
00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:50,714
I keep chasing after
all these women.
299
00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:53,147
I... I don't
even know why.
300
00:19:53,215 --> 00:19:56,180
Maybe you don't know what you want.
I know exactly what I want.
301
00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:59,080
I want someone who can
tell me what I want.
302
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,647
Mint?
I want one.
303
00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:06,413
You know what I need? I need
someone to look after me.
304
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:10,513
I need someone who knows what buttons to push.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
305
00:20:10,581 --> 00:20:13,647
Boy, that's the spot,
right there.
306
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,147
You know what I really need?
307
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,380
I need a best friend.
308
00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:23,114
I need a best friend...
With a really hot body.
309
00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:29,214
Think that person's out there?
I do.
310
00:20:29,282 --> 00:20:32,080
I'm not so sure
anymore. Heads up.
311
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:35,547
Hey, I caught it.
312
00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:37,647
Of course you did.
313
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,181
(DOOR OPENS)
314
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:44,614
Oh, I'm sorry.
315
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,181
Agh!
(THUD)
316
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,580
I'll come back another time.
No, no.
317
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,347
No, no. No, we're...
we're just, uh...
318
00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:55,514
Just talking
about city business.
319
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:58,080
- Hi, Heidi.
- Hi.
320
00:20:59,081 --> 00:21:01,080
So on that statue
of liberty issue,
321
00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:04,781
I think the, uh, torch should
just stay in the right hand.
322
00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:09,414
(GLASS SHATTERING)
323
00:21:11,848 --> 00:21:15,347
You left the party so quickly.
I was worried.
324
00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:18,247
Y... you were worried about me?
Mm-hmm.
325
00:21:18,315 --> 00:21:21,047
That's, uh...
That's great. Um...
326
00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:24,547
Listen, Heidi, I'm sorry.
I have been a complete idiot,
327
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:26,880
and the next time
you don't have plans,
328
00:21:26,948 --> 00:21:28,681
I'd love to
make it up to you.
329
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,847
I don't have
any plans tonight.
330
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,814
Well, that's...
that's great.
331
00:21:32,881 --> 00:21:36,314
Uh, O.K. Anywhere you wanna
go, anything you wanna do.
332
00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,880
I don't care,
as long as it's fun.
333
00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:42,147
I'm feeling very horny.
334
00:21:43,415 --> 00:21:46,347
You know, Heidi, I... I have
to tell you something.
335
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:49,014
Um, "horny"
actually means...
336
00:21:49,081 --> 00:21:51,247
I know what it means.
337
00:21:58,315 --> 00:22:01,681
Maybe the second kiss is more
important, don't you think?
338
00:22:03,548 --> 00:22:05,514
Willkommen.
339
00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:16,147
Mike, the press
conference was...
340
00:22:16,215 --> 00:22:18,514
Nikki.
(CHUCKLES)
341
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,514
Are you O.K.?
342
00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:25,947
(SIGHS) Sir, did you ever watch
something you really wanted
343
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:28,714
just slip right
through your fingers?
344
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,381
Something that could've
changed your life?
345
00:22:33,947 --> 00:22:36,113
I feel so alone right now.
346
00:22:43,147 --> 00:22:45,146
No, Nikki, come back.
347
00:22:47,147 --> 00:22:49,080
I'm here for you.
348
00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:54,781
Come on.
No.
349
00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:56,981
Come on, James.
Not gonna do it.
350
00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:58,614
Come on!
What'll it hurt?
351
00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:01,180
10 bucks.
352
00:23:09,947 --> 00:23:12,347
Oh, my God.
353
00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,547
Oh, my God.
354
00:23:16,615 --> 00:23:18,913
Look at all those
little piggies.
355
00:23:19,914 --> 00:23:21,913
Oh, my God!
356
00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:24,614
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
357
00:23:24,682 --> 00:23:25,913
(BARKING)
358
00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:28,581
Moo.
359
00:23:28,631 --> 00:23:33,181
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