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Read this.
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Jenkins is dead.
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"Hal Jenkins
of Manhattan died today
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at the age of 106."
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Wow.
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Just goes to show you,
huh, sir?
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One day you're here, and...
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A century later...
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Poof.
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Makes you think.
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Guess how he died, Mike.
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Snapped in half and crumbled
into a ball of dust?
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He was jogging
on the treadmill at my club
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and fell over.
Do you know what this means?
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An old guy got
flung across the room?
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No. Well, yes.
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But it also means there is
an opening at cabot house.
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Sir, with all due
respect, you know,
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they probably haven't pried
Jenkins out of the wall yet.
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You know how I feel
about your club.
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It's elitist, it's
exclusionary, it's snobbish...
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Why do you think it's
so hard to get in?
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All right.
Listen up.
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Thank you!
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I want everyone
to stay away from
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a reporter named Phil hockner.
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Look at this cheap shot.
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He said the mayor didn't
come through on his promise
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to clean up the South bronx landfill.
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Mike... he didn't.
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Well, you go...
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Try and clean up a landfill,
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and-and you
come back
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and you tell me
that isn't a cheap shot.
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Mike, old Buddy.
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You are looking sharp.
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You have got
a thing going on...
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And you are down
with the ladies.
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How much money
do you want, James?
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Just enough for lunch?
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Come on.
This is the fifth day in a row!
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Please tell me you're
not spending this
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on that childish train set.
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Childish!
Mike, I'm not the one
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who has that stupid
vibrating football game.
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I've seen that at the store, Mike.
It says ages 8-12.
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O.k., first of all...
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This isn't about me.
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Second of all, the box
says ages 8 and above.
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I'm above.
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What do you want the
money for, James?
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I'm learning to play a new street
game called three-card monte.
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Mike, all you have to
do is find the queen.
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Find the queen!
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That sounds like
a game that-
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sounds like a game that
Carter would play.
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Isn't Carter the city champion?
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That sounds like Carter
reading the personal ads.
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There.
Can we go eat now?
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Don't worry, Mike.
I'm gonna make all my money back.
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The guy in front of me
wins all the time.
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No way!
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It's not the same guy
every time, is it?
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It is!
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I haven't got all day to try
and explain this to you,
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I
forbid you to play that game.
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O.k.?
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Listen, uh, Stacy,
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I'm gonna have lunch with
the mayor at his club,
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so can you put these business
cards in your rolodex for me?
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O.k. I'll tell you what.
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I'll, uh, put
the first one in...
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And I'll get you rolling.
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Gimme a break, Mike.
I'm reading a classic here.
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Don't you want me
to better myself?
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She's in our book club.
A bunch of women from city hall
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are meeting tomorrow
for a group discussion.
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A girls' book club?
Why don't you just buy-
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why don't you just buy a condo
in Florida, get 6 cats,
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and call it a life?
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Will you stop doing that?
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So admit it.
You enjoyed our little squash game.
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Uh, afraid not, sir.
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Why not?
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You played naked.
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Well, that's one of the
perks of the club.
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You aren't encumbered
by gym clothes.
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I do feel that I was at
a disadvantage because...
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I couldn't look at you.
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So, sir, I thought
the cabot house
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changed its charter a few years back to, uh...
admit women.
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Well, we did,
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although there aren't
many female members...
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I'm guessing none.
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How did you know?
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Well, I had a look
at the club registry.
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The president of the ladies'
auxiliary is, uh...
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Frank costello.
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I know you have moral objections,
Mike, but you see...
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I grew up in a world
of boys' schools,
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boys' clubs, boys' dances.
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What ever happened
to that world?
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It's called San Francisco.
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Psst!
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Psst!
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I understand Mike put the
kibosh on the gambling?
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What's it to you?
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I happen to know
somebody in the office
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who can help you win
your money back.
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Really? Who?!
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Pick a card, any card.
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Got it.
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Don't tell me.
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7 of clubs.
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7 of clubs!
That's amazing!
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Oh, my gosh. You turned the
whole deck into 7 of clubs!
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James, I happen to be a master
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of the sleight of hand,
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or as we like to call
it- prestidigitation.
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I went to magic camp
3 summers in a row.
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At the end of the third year,
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I got my certificate
of completion.
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Isn't it
a one-year course?
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You wanna win your
money back or what?
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The cabot house is like a
second home to me, Mike.
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I was just hoping it
would win you over.
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No offense.
It's just...
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It's not my type of crowd.
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That's Jeff gibbons over there.
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He's a ceo of Pierce
brothers publishing.
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Bryan rush manages the largest
mutual fund in America,
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and, of course, you know John dorris!
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Well, look who's here.
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Hey, Flaherty!
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You know, if you ever
wanna get out of politics
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and put your law degree
to real use,
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give us a call.
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Thank you, John.
I'm flattered.
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He's with me.
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So, you see, Mike?
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Well, I have to admit, sir,
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there are some very impressive
people here, but, uh...
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I just-
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oh, that's good!
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Wait, wait, wait!
Don't take another bite
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until Jerry loosens you up with a
little deep-tissue massage. Jerry!
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Really, sir, don't bother,
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because it's not
gonna change my-
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oh, God, that's good.
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Oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
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Hey.
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Hey, Mike.
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Yeah, I know.
7 of clubs.
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So, Mike, did you have a
nice time at your lunch?
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Of course not, Stuart.
He will not tolerate that kind of sexism.
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He is an enlightened man.
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Tell me you did not have a
good time at that lunch.
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I did not have
a good time at that lunch.
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I had a great time
at that lunch.
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Yes!
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Men, men, men, men
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how could you have a good
time at a place like that?
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Oh, Nikki, have you ever
had your butt massaged
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between salad and main course?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Mike, that club is nothing
but a bunch of wealthy guys
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who sit around and make decisions
that affect other people's lives.
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I have to land on the
female side on this one.
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Well, knock me over
with a feather!
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Really, Mike, it just
reeks of discrimination.
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I mean, if they don't
accept women,
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they're probably not too hot
about gays and blacks, either.
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Not my kinda place.
Ha!
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To Carter!
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Hear, hear.
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You guys are the best!
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Carter, you really
should meet my nephew.
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He's gay.
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To hell with your nephew.
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I'm gay!
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Oh ho!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, my.
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Stacy, what did you think
about the great gatsby?
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I think it's nice to know
that however rich you get,
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there's still the same problems-
drinking and cheating,
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the lost innocence
of a dissolute generation.
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I read that off
the book jacket.
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Hey, am I late?
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I think you're confusing
late with uninvited.
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Oh. Apparently your little
club doesn't allow men.
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How ironic.
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Of course we do.
If they read the book.
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I read the great gatsby.
Really?
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Yeah. I picked it up while I
researching nicknames for my-
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Stuart!
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No. Little Stuart.
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Burgers really were better
at the cabot house,
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weren't they?
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Plus...
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They have that ketchup boat...
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Which is nice.
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It's just too bad
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that we object
to that place on...
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So many levels.
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Ah. So... many.
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Be nice to go back.
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We could go back, give 'em
a piece of our minds.
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Tell them how outraged we are.
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Maybe grab a little lunch.
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Just a quick bite.
We'll really rub their noses in it.
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Deputy mayor Michael Flaherty!
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Ah. Annoying reporter,
Phil hockner.
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Got a second
to answer a question?
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For you, Phil?
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No.
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I have a picture
of the mayor...
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Exiting an exclusively male club.
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All right, Phil.
I'm gonna level with you.
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This picture was taken months ago
when the mayor was a member.
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But, uh... he found out
they weren't admitting women.
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He quit, and he swore he'd never
set foot in the place again.
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So unless you have any more
questions, please excuse us.
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We were having a little conversation
about how difficult it is
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for women to get ahead
in this male-dominated world.
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Well, you, uh...
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Shut him down very nicely.
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It's politics, Carter.
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You gotta stay one step ahead.
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Hey, janelle.
Yeah, where's the mayor?
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Ah. At the club.
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Ha ha. Course he is.
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O.k.
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Thank you.
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All right.
I'm heading down to cabot house.
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You go back
and hold down the fort.
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Fine. But if I hear
you had a hamburger
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or got a massage,
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so help me God, there's
gonna be trouble.
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Round and around
and around she goes,
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and where she ends up
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nobody knows.
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Show it to me.
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Aw, man! I'm so sorry.
You have a nice day now.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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My man!
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This is my friend right here.
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This is my personal atm.
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What you wanna do?
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Ah, ah, ah.
Not so fast, bub.
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I'm gonna play
for the kid today.
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Oh, big brother.
All right.
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So what's the wager?
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Whaddaya say to a finsky, huh?
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O.k.
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You know the rules.
258
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Do I need to
sell him a pamphlet?
259
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,483
Nice try.
I already bought a pamphlet.
260
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,818
Let's get goin', all right?
261
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,553
O.k. So here we go.
262
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,156
You gotta watch the queen
to get the green.
263
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,558
You don't watch the queen,
you can't get the green.
264
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,126
See, the trick, James...
265
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,095
Is to keep your eyes...
266
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,596
On the queen.
267
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,632
Wanna get that green.
Gotta show me that queen!
268
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,035
The I-the lef- no, no! O.k., stop!
O.k.! The right! The right!
269
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,437
O.k., stop!
The middle!
270
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,439
O.k. The middle.
The middle. The middle.
271
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,573
Yes!
272
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,608
All right, Paul!
We won! All right!
273
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,876
O.k. O.k. Now...
274
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,646
We go for the big bucks.
James, give me your wallet.
275
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,252
Sir?
276
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,687
Over here, Mike.
277
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,022
There you are.
278
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,990
Listen, I need you
to get dressed.
279
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,359
We gotta get out of here.
280
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,528
Oh, I just sprayed some
eucalyptus oil, Mike. Smell it.
281
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,664
Sir, I grew up in new York.
282
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,733
I'm not gonna fall for that.
283
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,836
Come on, let's go.
I'll explain to you in the car.
284
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,676
Then again, why rush?
285
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,878
It's so nice in here.
286
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,630
Still there, isn't he?
287
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,767
I'm losing faith in my
plan to wait him out, sir.
288
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,502
I don't believe the guy's
289
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,504
just gonna sit by my locker
290
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,639
and hope that I show up.
291
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:23,909
Seems like a stupid
plan, doesn't it, sir?
292
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,147
Here we go.
Round and round she goes,
293
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,982
and where they stop,
nobody knows.
294
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,017
Find the queen-
it's here! Damn!
295
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,952
You just lost to yourself.
296
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,822
When will you guys learn?
You can't win at these games.
297
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,158
Oh, yeah? Here.
Find the Lady.
298
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,794
And round and round
she goes, and...
299
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,762
Find the queen.
300
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,865
Damn!
301
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,567
I thought you said
you can't win.
302
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,669
No, I said
you can't win.
303
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,538
The reason you can't find the queen
304
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,039
is because they palm it.
305
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,643
Palm it? James, hand me
my big book of magic terms.
306
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,278
Wait. They cheat?
This isn't fair!
307
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,780
Yes, James,
cheating isn't fair.
308
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:05,484
Kids, thanks for tuning in to
this week's after school special,
309
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,053
the boy who played
three-card monte.
310
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,457
Yeah, I'm calling about a fire.
311
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,993
No, no, not to report one.
312
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,729
To request one.
313
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,532
I want you to
send some trucks...
314
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,701
And clear this building out.
315
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,005
Louise...
316
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,007
Louise, I'm the deputy mayor.
317
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,476
I will decide what is illegal.
318
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,513
Louise?
319
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,448
Ah, damn it.
320
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,218
Phone shorted out.
321
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,221
Sir, I told you this club
was not a good idea.
322
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,659
You have to understand
something, Mike.
323
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,162
This place fills
a void for me...
324
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,798
My daughter's all grown up.
My wife is gone.
325
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,134
Plus I'm the mayor.
It's not easy to meet new people.
326
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,670
I'm sorry you're not
gonna have a relationship
327
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,071
with this club anymore,
328
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,939
but if you ever want a friend,
329
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,142
you want someone to hang
out with, just call me.
330
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,779
Oh, Mike, you don't want
to hang out with me.
331
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,548
You're single,
you're attractive...
332
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,817
You're the mayor.
333
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,686
You're a babe magnet.
334
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,889
You know,
I was considered, uh...
335
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,092
Quite the wingman
in my school days.
336
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,095
Did a little flying
myself in college.
337
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,496
Ho ho!
338
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,498
My most famous mission...
339
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,701
30 seconds over gladdis.
340
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,904
O.k. Now I see
how they do it.
341
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,206
All right, Carter, come here.
Bet with me.
342
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,241
I don't want to bet with you.
I just taught you how.
343
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,745
Come on. $5.00,
and find...
344
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,146
The queen!
345
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,682
Flip those two.
346
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,683
What?
347
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,151
I said flip those cards.
348
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,421
2 kings!
349
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,557
So... this must
be the queen,
350
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,692
unless you're
cheating, of course.
351
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,928
You're killing me, Carter!
352
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,931
hello?
353
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,566
Uh, yeah. Mike.
354
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,001
I'll be right there.
355
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,169
In fact, I'll take a cab.
356
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,842
Gatsby had a chance at Daisy when they
were young and single, and he walked away.
357
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,377
He has a point.
358
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,412
The only thing I don't get
is if Daisy loved him,
359
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,214
why didn't she just
leave her husband?
360
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,450
Women honor their commitments.
They don't feel comfortable cheating.
361
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,454
Huh. It really is hard
finding a good cheating woman.
362
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,824
I have a question for you.
363
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,459
This guy I've been seeing
364
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,129
last night gave me a really
expensive necklace for no reason.
365
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,363
What does that mean?
366
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,899
One of us gave up free tickets
to the rangers game
367
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,934
to stay home
and read last night,
368
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,604
so either I want to
see a fight break out,
369
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,305
or I want to talk
about this book.
370
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,108
Fine. Stuart,
what does it mean if...
371
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,111
Gatsby were to give
a very expensive necklace
372
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,048
to Daisy for no reason?
373
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,717
He's feeling guilty
because he's fooling around.
374
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,951
Really?
375
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,289
I really like
the necklace, though.
376
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,062
Voila!
377
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,997
I made it.
378
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,499
What the hell
are you doing in here?
379
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,569
You're supposed to cause a
diversion so we can get out!
380
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,971
You just told me
to just come right down.
381
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,407
Read... between...
The lines!
382
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,509
Fine, I'll just go
right back...
383
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,877
No, no, no.
That's too risky.
384
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,380
You gotta stay here now.
He might see you.
385
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,514
Oh, man.
386
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,383
Well, there's no phone, so...
387
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,385
I guess we just
wait here until...
388
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,921
One of the other members
comes to help us out.
389
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,890
I prefer to steam alone.
390
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,760
I booked the room
for the whole day.
391
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,730
It's just never
enough for you, is it?
392
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,440
Trying to break
a sweat there, Mike?
393
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,442
I have no phone.
394
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,245
Nobody is coming to help us!
395
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,314
Your cell phone's back on.
396
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,549
I'm back in business!
397
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,319
yeah?
398
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,587
Stacy, listen to me.
399
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,788
Mike, is that you?
400
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,790
I want you to listen
very carefully
401
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,159
and do everything I say.
402
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,896
First... cancel
my vacation to Florida.
403
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,898
Second...
404
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:16,402
I am trapped in the
cabot house steam room
405
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,404
with the mayor.
406
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,907
I want you to get
everybody together,
407
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,410
come down here,
and create a diversion
408
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,412
so we can get-hello?
409
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,980
Hello?
410
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,416
Day of reckoning.
411
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,418
The point of no return.
412
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,520
Gimme the money.
It is now or never-
413
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,892
all of it, James.
414
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,630
Good-bye, guys.
415
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,734
ahh...
416
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:54,306
Mike, could you spray
some more eucalyptus?
417
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,513
So thirsty...
418
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,886
Sooooo
419
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,888
thirsty.
420
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,459
so thirsty.
421
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,029
As someone who's been
here longer than you,
422
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,364
I don't want to hear it.
423
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,432
I've been here the longest.
424
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,039
Man, that guy's patient.
425
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,610
Oh, sure. He's in a climate-
controlled environment.
426
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,912
We're in hell.
427
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,916
I pity the man who has
to Wash this towel.
428
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,419
This is not good.
429
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,422
Wait a second.
This is the diversion!
430
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,923
We should be leaving!
431
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,925
Ta-da!
432
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,427
No! No!
433
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,231
Why does everybody
insist on breaking in here?
434
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,234
Create a diversion and
get everyone down here.
435
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,269
Frankly, I think
I deserve a bonus.
436
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,271
It's been like this all day.
437
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,041
I'm gonna put
my suit back on...
438
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,379
The rest of you,
if you're not already naked,
439
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,814
strip down.
440
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:09,882
Mike!
441
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,385
You heard the man.
Exactly what he says.
442
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,422
Can you help me with my pants?
443
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,956
Come on, mr. Man!
444
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,658
Here we go!
445
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,593
Oh, ho! It's Wisconsin
and his big brother.
446
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,662
What, y'all want
another beating?
447
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,797
$300!
448
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,833
You wanna bet $300?
449
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,736
you heard the man.
450
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,237
All right, y'all.
451
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,472
Come on, let's do this.
452
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,641
$300. Find the queen,
you keep the green.
453
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,676
Show me the queen,
you keep the green.
454
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,912
Show me the queen. Where the queen?
Where the queen?!
455
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:40,913
Turn over those two!
456
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,047
Cop!
457
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:44,917
Wait!
458
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,418
Come back!
459
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,420
He took all my money.
460
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,155
But, the point is
461
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,990
is that he didn't beat us.
462
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,760
You see? Because there is no queen.
Look! King! King!
463
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,095
King!
464
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,167
Can I have a sip of that?
465
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,508
Deputy mayor Mike Flaherty.
466
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,647
One second, annoying
reporter Phil hockner.
467
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,755
Here's some towels.
468
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,023
We don't need 'em!
469
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,657
Shut up, Stuart!
470
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,260
With you here, Mike,
I've got my story.
471
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,696
Mayor hides ties
to elitist club.
472
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,465
Randall Winston hides nothing.
473
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,967
He's a man...
474
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,603
Whose actions speak
louder than his words.
475
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,205
He's a man...
Of great vision.
476
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,107
I can't see.
477
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,545
With all due respect,
sir, I've got ya.
478
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,814
With all due respect,
Phil, no, you don't.
479
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,350
Come on in, guys.
Right here.
480
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,886
The mayor has a statement to make
about the admission of women here
481
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,988
at cabot house.
482
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:57,956
Sir...
483
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:06,932
Cabot house has to
catch up to the times.
484
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,802
I'm afraid we have to
go co-ed.
485
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,838
Oh, hell, I'm delighted
we have to go co-ed.
486
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,275
All right.
Let's get some pictures.
487
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,380
I want some copies of these.
488
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:27,119
I'm not much of
a bar type of guy.
489
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,355
I'm really only here
with the book club.
490
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,390
What are the odds that I'm
gonna find a woman here
491
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,160
who wants what I want?
A commitment, children,
492
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:37,196
a cedar closet.
493
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,532
Wow... I never met someone who
I felt so in touch with.
494
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,002
How do you know
so much about women?
495
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,771
Books. I'm a reader.
496
00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:47,539
I thought we were
having a book club.
497
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,308
We are. Hi.
498
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,543
We just phased out the book
reading part of the book club.
499
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,679
How are you?
500
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,347
Shh, shh, shh.
Sports center's on.
501
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,616
Very nice.
502
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,585
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
503
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:02,988
moo.
504
00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:07,588
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