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James! Hey! Mm-mwah!
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Mmm! I missed you.
How was your Christmas?
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Uh, it was good, Nikki.
I... I missed you, too.
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I can't tell you
how excited I was
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when you asked me out
for a drink tonight.
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Yeah, well, the others
should be here pretty soon.
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Uh, the others?
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Uh... great.
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That way, you know,
we don't have to be alone...
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Uh, just the two of us.
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Hey, hey. Happy new year.
Happy new year.
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Hey, guys.
How was your Christmas?
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Nice.
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lots of family.
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Mine was perfect.
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I gave myself a steak dinner,
a case of Heineken,
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and a few very special
adult videos.
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If you were alone,
you should have called.
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My parents were there.
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Oh, don't sit there.
That's broken.
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Oh.
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I guess Mike's
not joining us, huh?
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I called him a couple of times, left messages.
He's not picking up.
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I can't believe Mike
and Ashley split.
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I thought they would
go the distance.
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Does anyone know
why they broke up?
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I've heard hundreds
of different rumors.
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You're in a public
position, people talk.
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There's probably not a
person in this city
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that doesn't know about this.
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Happy new year, guys!
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So, did you make any
resolutions this year, huh?
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Mine is to be
less gullible this year.
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Mike and Ashley broke up.
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Oh ho ho! Come on!
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Ha ha! Very good.
Not going to work.
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Oh, don't sit there!
That's broken.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, people, what do you
take me for, huh?
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Aah!
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Mike and Ashley broke up?
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Welcome back. How's
everybody doing?
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Hey, Mike.
How are you?
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How are you doing, Mike?
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Oh, God.
The pity face.
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Look, you got to get a message
back to girl headquarters.
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Let them know
guys hate the pity face.
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Ah!
Ooh!
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It's pretty bad.
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I take it you heard
Ashley and I split up.
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I should probably make
a brief statement.
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Ashley got offered
a terrific job in I. a.
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She took it.
I supported her.
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She left. She's fine.
I'm fine. The end.
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Press 2 if you want this message
repeated in spanish.
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What's in the box?
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Just some of her stuff.
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It's, uh... you know,
sweatshirt, 4 books,
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6 cds, picture frame,
pair of earrings...
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Bra.
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That's pathetic.
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What? What?
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Come on, Mike.
It's so obvious.
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It's a breakup box.
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You could have thrown
all that stuff out, but no,
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you had to send it all back,
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hoping each item dredges
up some painful memory.
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Yeah.
Especially the bra.
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See, it was the first
one she gave me.
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It was designed to both
lift and separate.
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Come on!
It's her stuff!
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I got to send it back to her.
Can we move on?
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You know, I got dumped once.
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No!
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No, seriously, I did.
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I'd like to point out
that this is irrelevant,
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seeing as I did not get dumped.
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We broke up. It's a giant difference.
It is huge.
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Can I tell my story anyway?
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All right.
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I met this girl in college.
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She was a sophomore.
I was a freshman.
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We dated for 3 years, and
she just up and left me.
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James...
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She graduated.
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I'm really excited to release
these holiday tourism statistics.
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Press eats this stuff up
like yogurt-covered raisins.
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That's an interesting
reference.
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You cover anything with yogurt-ha ha!
Count me in.
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That attitude can get you
in a lot of trouble, Paul.
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Oh, you're not really going to
use those statistics, are you?
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'Cause, uh...
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'Cause I made them up.
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What?
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Oh, no. I could lose
my job for this.
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I could go to jail.
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Jeez, Paul, I thought you weren't
going to be so gullible this year.
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Why did I tell you people about
my new year's resolution?
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Why am I here anyway?
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This is routine stuff.
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You and Ashley saw a lot of
each other in that room,
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and, uh, you know...
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So you're thinking if I don't
go back in there today,
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I may never go back?
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Yeah.
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You've been watching
too many soaps.
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Let's get this thing over with.
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What?
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I...
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I- I-I don't know.
I can't go in there.
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I can't go in that room.
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It-it's like...
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It's like there's this
invisible barrier that...
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My heart won't let me cross.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
It's too soon, isn't it?
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It's gonna be a long
year for you, Paul.
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Mike, read-
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morning, sir.
Read this, please.
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All right.
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Wow! John tesh
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is giving a free
concert in the park.
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The next page.
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I love John tesh!
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I know you do, sir.
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Oh, sir, these are
political cartoons.
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Yes, but they have gotten
very personal, Mike.
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You're a public figure.
You're gonna get nailed a few times.
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The fact that they
choose you to make fun of
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could almost be
considered flattering.
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Oh, really?
Well, what about the one here
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where I have an ass head?
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Well, the donkey has long been
a popular political symbol.
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No, not a donkey head, Mike...
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An ass head.
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Oh, my. Well.
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It's not very flattering
at all, is it, sir?
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I'll tell you what.
I'll give them a call.
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Or we could just hoist you
up on the copy machine,
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fax them a better likeness.
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Yeah, yes, you're right.
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Well, listen,
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this cartoon isn't the real
reason I came in here.
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I heard
about you and-
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Ashley.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I figured.
I'm-I'm ok.
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If you need
any time off or-
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I just had some.
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I tell you what.
I'll take a rain check.
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That way, if there's
any lingering sadness
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in say, like, July, when the
weather's really hot...
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I'll take a few long weekends.
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Ha ha ha!
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I don't think so.
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Look, sir, I'm not
going to lie to you.
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It's not easy to end
a relationship.
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So there's nothing I can do.
I'm fine, sir.
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Heading out?
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I'm trying to.
And...
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Good. You're taking your little
cardboard friend with you.
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All right, now, Mike.
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If you need to talk
to anyone later,
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I'm going to be hard to get ahold
of because I've got a date.
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I don't think Mike needs to
hear about that right now.
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In fact, I don't think Mike
needs you to be dating, period
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no more dating!
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You know, that's a
catchy slogan, James.
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If we need to lock up
the amish vote,
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we can slap that
on a buggy sticker.
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Uh, point
of information, Mike.
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Technically, the amish are not
allowed to decorate their buggies.
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How could you
possibly know that?
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The amish have a Web
site on the Internet.
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You know, normal people
download nudie pictures...
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But you hang out
on the amish home page.
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They have nudie pictures.
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Yeah?
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How do you log on?
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Am-babe. com.
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You know what it's like
to feel empty, Clayton?
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Feel a big, gaping hole
around you wherever you go?
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Can I just get my 9 bucks?
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I mean, look at me, Clayton.
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Look at me.
This...
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This isn't who I am.
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You can give me a 10
or a 20. I don't care.
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I can make change.
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All right, come on.
Have a slice with me, ok?
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Sorry the place
is a mess, but...
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Here. See?
All right? Ok?
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We'll hang out.
We'll have a beer.
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Just 2 guys.
We don't need anybody.
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oh, hey.
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Be a sport and get that for
me, would you, Clayton?
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Michael Flaherty?
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Oh, hey!
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Beerski, friend?
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Dude, get out while you can.
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I'm just here for a signature.
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I just want 9 bucks.
I've been here since noon.
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Listen, I just have the paper plates.
Is that ok?
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Listen, sir, this pizza's on me.
See ya.
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Clayton!
Clayton! Whoa!
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Clayton!
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You're good people, Clayton!
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Guy really understands me.
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So...
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going to be able to
hang out for a bit?
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You have a package going to
Ashley schaeffer in Los Angeles?
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Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
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Right over-oop!
Whoa!
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Here we go.
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If you would just sign
by the "x," sir.
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All right.
So, hey, Jimmy.
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You look like the type of fella
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who's had a few relationships.
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Keep your eye on that "x," sir.
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All business, huh, Jimmy?
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I respect that.
I know the type.
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There you go. Ok.
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I'm sorry. I know this is
going to sound weird to you,
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but I can't let you
take this box.
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Listen, Buddy, you just
signed the invoice.
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It's my responsibility now.
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I have to take it.
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Maybe you could just take
something else, huh?
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How about the lazy Susan?
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All right. Ok.
I got the invoice.
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You're free to go.
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Oh. I get it.
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What?
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It's a breakup box.
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You can't prove that.
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Listen, Buddy, trust me.
I do this every day.
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She's not coming back.
She doesn't love you anymore.
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You're never getting
this away from me.
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy!
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You know, you're
stronger than you look.
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Jimmy, give me the box!
Give me the box!
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You got back together with him?
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Yes. That's what makes my
breakup story so good-
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the rare double breakup.
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We lived together.
He left me.
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I took him back.
He left me again. No warning.
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One day, I got home from work,
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he'd already moved his things
into a friend's apartment.
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His, uh...
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Things?
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Yeah, you know- handcuffs,
whips, other sex toys.
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His clothes, you fool.
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Personal effects.
God! Sorry.
254
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,334
I wandered.
Sue me!
255
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,400
Guys,
it is almost noon.
256
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,534
Mike is still not in yet.
257
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:44,901
I know.
I'm worried, too.
258
00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:47,367
I think we should wait
about another 15 minutes,
259
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:49,968
and if he doesn't
show up, call it a day.
260
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:51,968
I'm going to try him again.
261
00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:55,667
So, nik...
What you doing tonight?
262
00:11:55,734 --> 00:11:57,400
"Nik"?
263
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,601
Cozy night
with mr. Tv?
264
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,067
Nah, mr. Fuchs.
Dan-my date.
265
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,334
my
date this, my date that.
266
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,367
I was just mumbling.
267
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:09,501
Mike? It's Nikki.
268
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,434
Hey, Nikki.
How you doing?
269
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:15,100
Forget about me.
How are you doing?
270
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,667
Oh, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
271
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,667
Just taking a personal day.
272
00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,234
Well, you want some company?
273
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,267
Oh, I don't think there's a
whole lot of room in here.
274
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:26,667
I mean, I got
a few people over,
275
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,434
and there's an occupancy limit.
276
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,667
anyway,
I'm-I'm fine.
277
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,067
Thanks for checking on me.
278
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,934
O- ok.
279
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,067
Ok.
280
00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:41,400
That was a special treat watching
you handle that briefing, sir.
281
00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:44,000
Well, with what passes
for news these days,
282
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:49,067
I knew there'd be more than a couple of
questions about Mike's personal life.
283
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,267
What kind of friend would I be
284
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,200
if I didn't just step in
and deflect a few shots?
285
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,501
May I say, sir,
it was very impressive.
286
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,567
Well, thank you very much.
287
00:12:57,634 --> 00:12:59,567
I've always excelled
at public speaking.
288
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,033
Well, that's, uh...
289
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:05,634
That's an advantage in the
political arena, no doubt, sir.
290
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,501
Well, I really appreciate you
letting me sub in for you today.
291
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:11,000
Oh, you can fill
my shoes anytime, sir.
292
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:13,501
Yeah, well, Paul,
therein lies the problem.
293
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,000
Problem?
294
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,000
See, interacting with the press
295
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:20,000
is one of my favorite
things about public office,
296
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,434
but with you here, I...
297
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,534
I just don't get to seem to
do it as often as I'd like.
298
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,501
What are you getting at, sir?
299
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:30,434
Well, I've decided to
discontinue your position here
300
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:33,467
and, uh...
Handle things myself.
301
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:35,868
We're going to
let you go, Paul.
302
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,968
Oh. Well...
303
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:42,033
I'll just pack my things, sir.
304
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,501
Boy, Paul.
They were right.
305
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,067
You're easy pickings.
Ha ha ha!
306
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,901
Hey, lassiter, your fly's open.
307
00:13:52,968 --> 00:13:54,133
Oh.
308
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,901
I can't believe
you cooked for me.
309
00:14:00,968 --> 00:14:02,968
Well, before I became
a Bond trader,
310
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,901
I was a chef for a while.
311
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:06,067
Wow.
312
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,634
Got any other interesting
jobs in your past?
313
00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:10,367
I was a masseur.
314
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,868
Yes!
315
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,934
If you've never been
convicted of a felony,
316
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,501
you can move in tomorrow.
317
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:16,934
Ooh, so close.
318
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,834
You kill one guy, and
it haunts you forever.
319
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,534
But 2 out of 3
ain't bad, right?
320
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:23,601
I mean, this date's
going pretty well.
321
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,133
What, are you kidding?
322
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,067
You know what that
sound is, don't you?
323
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,234
The sound of us clicking.
You hear that?
324
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,000
I think so.
325
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,801
yeah, I'm definitely
picking it up now.
326
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:40,534
It's more of a knocking sound.
327
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,701
Nikki. Nikki,
you were right.
328
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,167
I am an idiot!
329
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,501
I need to talk,
and I need you to listen.
330
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,067
Hi. I'm Mike...
331
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,000
Nikki's 9:00 date.
332
00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:58,968
Dan. I'd like you
to meet Mike-my Boss.
333
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,367
Uh, well,
I- I should...
334
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,434
I should probably go.
335
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,167
No. You stay.
336
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:13,601
I asked you to talk.
You came to talk.
337
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,334
We're going to talk,
just you and me.
338
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,100
And Dan.
339
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,400
I don't want to
drag you guys down.
340
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,067
The date must go on.
341
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,367
What did you guys have planned?
342
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:27,267
We were going to catch
the new star trek movie.
343
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:30,133
Well, I've seen that.
344
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,200
Of course you have.
345
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,968
What about dinner?
That's a date thing, right?
346
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:38,767
Yeah, we could eat...
Again.
347
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,334
Ok, great.
Well, listen.
348
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,534
I'm just going to
use the bathroom.
349
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:45,601
Dan, why don't you
pick the restaurant?
350
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:50,968
You are a doll.
He has been in such a bad place.
351
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,400
I know this is
really awkward for you.
352
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,133
Nah, it's ok.
It's like we have our own chaperone...
353
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,033
or two.
354
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:01,234
James?
355
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,033
Hey, Nikki. Excuse me.
356
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,200
You must be the date.
357
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,801
Dan.
358
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:10,801
Uh-uh.
359
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,067
James, what are you doing here?
360
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:18,033
I- I-I, uh, I came to talk
about Mike.
361
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,501
I'm really worried about him.
362
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,968
Well, actually, he's here.
363
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:21,968
Yeah, whatever.
364
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,701
So...
365
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:27,701
What do you do, Dan?
366
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,701
I like your box.
367
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:44,734
Thank you.
368
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:49,534
Mike. I thought you
wanted to talk tonight.
369
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:52,601
I just got to go slow, ok?
I want to ease into it.
370
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:56,033
You know, I've been through a
couple of painful breakups.
371
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,601
You hear that, Nikki?
He loves 'em and leaves 'em.
372
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,300
Citizens of Gotham!
373
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,300
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
374
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,701
More friends?
375
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,834
I like to date in large groups.
376
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,100
Who's the new guy?
377
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,434
Nikki's date-Dan.
378
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:11,501
How's the date going?
379
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,667
Uhh...
380
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,167
So, mr. Big talk,
381
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,701
you going to finish
your breakup story or what?
382
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,934
I did. She climbed
down the fire escape
383
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,467
and left my life forever.
384
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:22,467
That's it?
385
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,667
Hey! We lived
on the 14th floor!
386
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,667
She was carrying all
my luggage and my tv!
387
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,300
My breakup story's much better.
388
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:30,767
Mine was better than yours.
389
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,467
Not!
390
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:34,434
You know what?
It's getting late.
391
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,434
I should really get going.
392
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,567
Uh... I had
a wonderful date...
393
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:40,567
...with all of you.
394
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,767
Good night, Nikki.
395
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,501
Sorry about this, Dan.
396
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,367
Give me a call sometime.
We'll go out again.
397
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,267
You can count on it.
398
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,767
Drive safely.
399
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,501
Thanks for dinner, Dan.
400
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,000
Go get 'em, tiger.
401
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,534
He isso not gonna call you.
402
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:00,801
Not a chance, nik.
403
00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:02,501
Sayonara, Danny boy.
404
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,200
I'm going to get us
another round.
405
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:09,534
I'll help carry.
406
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,601
She might not have
the best breakup story,
407
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,200
but now she's definitely
got the quickest.
408
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,801
I don't know.
Yours is pretty fast.
409
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:21,968
It's like Ashley
just disappeared.
410
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,033
She left last Tuesday.
411
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,968
New year's Eve?
412
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,467
Yeah.
413
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:29,567
Tough travel day.
414
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,534
And you didn't ask her to stay?
415
00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:35,968
Nope. Nope. Stuart, it wouldn't
have been fair to either of us.
416
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,501
So she just got on a plane.
417
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,067
What a bitch.
418
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,567
The situation, Mike,
not the girl!
419
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,834
What are you doing?
420
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,501
Uh... nothing.
421
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,667
Nothing. Just...
Playing around.
422
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,000
I don't like that game.
423
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,367
Mike, you left your coat.
424
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:07,367
Thanks.
425
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:08,767
Everything ok in there?
426
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,434
James and Carter are fine.
427
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,267
Stuart's hiding under a table.
428
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:15,734
I'm the first Boss who tried
to choke Stuart to death?
429
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:18,467
Mike, you got a problem here.
430
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:19,901
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
431
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,701
It's impossible to catch
a cab in this city
432
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,634
when you're carrying a box.
433
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,033
Damn unabomber.
434
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,234
Oh, yeah.
435
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,300
Great.
Mike, you can't do this.
436
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,567
Yeah, you're right.
My bad.
437
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:31,601
You take the first one.
438
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,267
We're not ready yet.
Thanks.
439
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:36,067
Oh, no, hey.
No, wait!
440
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,968
That's great, 'cause
441
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,868
it's gonna be real easy
to get another one.
442
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,200
I don't want to leave until I
know you're going to be ok.
443
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,734
You know,
between you and Ashley,
444
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:47,133
that's the second time
I've heard that this week.
445
00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:52,501
But you know what?
You don't always get what you want.
446
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:56,300
That's why I'm standing out here
in the rain with this box...
447
00:19:56,367 --> 00:20:00,434
With the sweatshirt that
Ashley wore every Sunday...
448
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,267
Pictures of us
on that camping trip...
449
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:07,200
Earrings that she left at my place
first night she stayed over
450
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:09,200
that she probably doesn't
even know I still have.
451
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,934
Call her, Mike.
Tell her you made a mistake.
452
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,534
You shouldn't have let
her leave like that.
453
00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:16,467
That's the funny part.
454
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,000
I didn't just let her go.
455
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,000
But you said that-
456
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,467
yeah, I lied, all right?
457
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,534
I begged her to stay.
458
00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,234
She left anyway.
459
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,968
But apparently, I'm a...
460
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,000
I'm a real special person...
461
00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,501
And I got a good heart.
462
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,000
And, uh, she won't forget me.
463
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:47,033
So I got that going for
me, which is nice.
464
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,501
Give it some time, Mike.
465
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:59,400
Maybe it'll all
work itself out.
466
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,567
No. She left because she doesn't
love me as much as I love her.
467
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,934
There. You happy?
I shared.
468
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,033
Is that what you wanted?
469
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,534
Mike, I'm so sorry.
470
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:13,901
It's killing me, Nikki.
471
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,901
I'm just dying inside.
472
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,501
I don't know
what I'm going to do.
473
00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:21,501
Come here.
474
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,634
It's gonna be ok.
It's gonna be ok.
475
00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:37,000
I just miss her.
476
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,868
Call me if you
need anything, ok?
477
00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:46,801
Bye.
Bye, guys.
478
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,067
This reminds me of when
I was a bachelor-
479
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,067
messy apartment, fridge
full of beer, late-night tv.
480
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:56,467
Why the hell
did I ever get married?
481
00:21:56,534 --> 00:22:00,100
Gentlemen,
feast your eyes on this.
482
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,501
Why? It's just an amish
girl churning butter.
483
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,968
Ah... thou must
be patient.
484
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,901
And there goes the bonnet.
485
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,634
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
486
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:22,234
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