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- Hi.
- That's nice.
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Do you love her?
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I love you.
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But do you love her?
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If you care then why did
you fuck my best friend?
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Mins!
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I have decided that you will be
returning to Mayberry's after all.
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What??!
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So marry me,
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Grace Violet Blood.
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I do.
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Well, I'm just waiting for
my chance...
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I do.
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to come
Just a silhouette...
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I do, I do, I do!
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Watch the water, watch the sky
Count the days as they go by
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I'm just waiting for my chance
to come...
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(SHOUT FROM OUTSIDE ROOM)
Alo! Alo...!
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Alo, get me off the fucking roof!
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Shit, my balls!
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Cos it's hard to feel like
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You're worth something
in this life
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When you're walking next to me
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I can hear my body speak
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We're just waiting
for a chance to come
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We're just waiting
for a chance to come
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Your motor smile is burned in me
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When I close my eyes it's all I see
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Among the canyons in the stars
You're the guide inside my heart
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I'm just waiting
for my chance to come
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And you're just looking
for a way out of here
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You're waiting to see
this old life far disappear
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Take a gamble on your heart
It will lead you through the dark
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You're just waiting
for your chance to come
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Cos it's hard to feel like
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You're worth something
in this life
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- When you're
walking next to me... - (DOOR OPENS)
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I can hear my body speak
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We're just waiting
for a chance to come
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We're just waiting
for a chance to come...
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No, I'm her best friend.
And I've been looking after her.
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Is she OK?
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No, she's not OK,
OK? You've made her ill.
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I haven't done anything.
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We all have to make an effort today
and that includes you, amazingly.
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I mean, you've done a pretty great
job ignoring her calls,
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so, please,
do not fuck with her head today.
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Promise me.
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Yes. I promise.
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Good. Toodles!
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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Where are you off to so early?
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To, um, Liv's.
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To, like, say goodbye to everyone.
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OK.
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But we need to leave
the Mayberry's by one.
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- I could pick you up en route?
- No...
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It'll be fine. I'll be back.
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I have a little something for you.
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Oh... thank you.
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To new beginnings.
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There we go.
(BEEP)
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Give Daddy a huggy-wuggy, then.
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(BEEPING)
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Lovely.
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Just a trim, OK?
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Trust me, mate.
Grace is gonna love it.
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Ooh!
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A-a-ah!
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There, that's it.
That's it, good lad. Good, good lad.
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I feel violated.
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It's called wind
around your ears, mate.
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I look like...
Justin Bieber.
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- You take that back.
- All right, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You, you look like a man who's
just made the ultimate sacrifice,
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for lurve.
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Right, er... rain check. Rings?
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You should know, best man.
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Oh, yeah.
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(CLINKING)
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Er...
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- Suits are all sorted.
- Dare I ask how?
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Da and Dewi used to be in
a Beatles tribute band together.
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- I fished 'em out...
- I'm going to ignore that.
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Matty and Nick are taking care of...
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Catering's sorted, boss.
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Oh, my days, Justin Bieber!
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- Oh, shit.
- Fuck's sake.
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I, I don't need too much
Just somebody to love...
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Hey, guys.
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All right?
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What's in the box?
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Ta-da!
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Dad made the cake.
And I made the dress.
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Wow.
Awesome, Franks.
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It's amazing, Franky.
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Put it on, then.
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JONQUIL: Lions
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And all the towns we built
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We built them so...
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Beautiful.
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The humans disappeared...
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Let's chill those jitters out, yeah?
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Better get the glad rags on, then.
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The council wasn't there
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Just answer phone...
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Need a hand?
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Um, VBL.
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Visible boxers' line.
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You smooth while I pull, OK?
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Do I look like a dick?
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No.
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You look...
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amazing.
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Now, remember what I said.
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- You...
- I deserve better.
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- (HORN TOOTS OUTSIDE)
- Oh, my God, they're here!
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I'm the passenger
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- I ride and I ride
- (GIRLS CHEER)
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Let's get these fuckers
to the slaughter!
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I'm the passenger
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I stay under glass
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I looked you out
my window so bright
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I see the stars come out tonight
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I see the bright and hollow sky
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Over the city a rip in the sky
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And everything looking good
tonight...
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(BEEPING)
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Rich looks a dick
and Grace is well fit...
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So, the vicar...?
All sorted.
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He's a bit... back street.
But it's all cool.
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Dewi had a word. They used to be
in a Beatles tribute band together.
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If one note of
All We fucking Need Is Love plays,
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I'm gonna piss
all over his organ, Al. I swear.
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Yes, all right, Richard.
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What's that?
Dewi did it himself.
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What, when everyone thought
the Earth was still flat?
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Alo, you do know how
to get there, don't you?
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Yeah, all sorted. Turn right here,
we'll be there in no time.
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Er, Alo, you sure about this?
Where are you taking us through?
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A special sort of short cut,
B route, Rich.
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What, through fucking Helmand?
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Well done, Alo. It's a dead end.
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Nah, it's fine. I can get round
that. Alo, no.
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I can make it.
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No!
See?
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Shit!
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Fuck's sake, Alo!
I told you, you never listen.
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I'm sorry, OK?
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There's your answer.
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Fucking idiot!
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- Everyone good?
- Yep.
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- All good.
- Yeah, all good.
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ENGINE SPLUTTERS
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Shit!
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It's going nowhere. Everyone out.
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Anyone got reception?
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- Nope.
- Right...
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Let's get this show
back on the shitty road.
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I thought we had discussed
the Matthew situation.
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What?
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What the fuck
were you doing back there?
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I don't know, Mini, OK?
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Woo-hoo!
HORN BLASTS, MUSIC PLAYS
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- Put a donk on it, people!
- What the fuck is he on?
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- Franky?
- That's called grooming.
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May I have this dance?
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MUSIC STOPS
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This isn't the motherfucking
reception, Franky.
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Guys, she's dead.
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What do you mean by "dead", Alo?
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You can fix it, right?
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Look! It's... it's a freaking angel!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, no, it's a car.
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Of course it's a fucking car, Nick.
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Hello.
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We have to get married
in two hours at Chepston.
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Well, isn't that an alignment?
We're off to sell our creation at their craft fair.
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What about the others?
They've got to be there.
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Well, we have to be. And...
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they will be. Right?
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My angel!
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- No, that's an angel.
- Leave the angel alone, Nick.
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What direction's it in, man?
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Cross country as the crow flies,
about an hour. Veer southwest.
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Thank you, my henna-handed honcho.
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Fingers!
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- Don't worry, dude.
- Everything will be OK.
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We'll be there.
Bye, guys.
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Have fun, kids.
Bye, honey.
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- I won't let you down, man!
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Maybe they're...
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post-apocalyptic savages, that'll eat
them alive and make, like,
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pants from their skin
and a fucking glockenspiel from their bones and shit.
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- Shut the fuck up, Nick.
- Southwest.
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South... south...
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Alo...
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A horse shit!
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Farm boy, what the fuck?
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Once more unto the breach,
my friends.
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Now, who's with me?!
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I don't know what I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold...
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Hey, Alo, you've got to teach me
that trick, man, with the shit.
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Luncheon already?
It's nearly one, David.
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How my idle morning has flown.
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BEEPING
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CHOKES
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Where on earth are you going?
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To retrieve our fugitive daughter.
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♪ Now in all of my wildest dreams
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It never once was seen...
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Pit stop, you beautiful wankers!
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We've only just started, you prick.
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One for the road, Mini.
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Beer rain! There is a God!
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What the fuck was that for?
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We've got our friend's wedding
to get to,
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Mr I Don't Give A Fuck
About Anything Or Anyone.
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- You're wrong, I do.
- What about our agreement?
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Mini?
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- What agreement?
- You deserve better, remember?
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Have you been saying shit
behind my back?
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I told him to stay away, OK?
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I can't hack this any more.
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Let's go.
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I'll see you at the church.
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No, no, no, we can't split up.
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I can get us there, I promise.
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Come with us. If you like.
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No way! She's staying right here.
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Come on, Franky.
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Franky, I... I'm trying
to protect you.
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Mini, I'll see you later, OK?
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He just wants to fuck you
and then fuck you up!
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Good.
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So you put an insect thingy on her?
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A bug. We'll catch her soon enough.
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She isn't a dog, David.
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Could you unwrap another Werther's
for me, please, Sonia?
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And each child rings a year
on the tree of our love
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we planted on our wedding day.
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- How many do you have, Crystal?
- 13.
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No more travelling the world
like a scag-injected tumbleweed.
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I rooted in the soil
of our marriage.
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- Diesel was a roadie.
- Oh, really? Who for?
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Throbbing Gristle, er, Alien Sex
Fiend, er... Napalm Death...
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No fucking way!
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Way, way wayward,
spiritually bereft.
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Bullshit.
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Now I hunter-gather!
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And I tend to his loin-fruits.
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I wonder how the gang are doing.
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Alo'll get 'em there.
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We're shafted... and it's all my
fault.
258
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,639
Some fucking best man I am!
259
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,639
Er, Als, you know
the negative shit's a real downer.
260
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,079
I'm worried about Franky,
we shouldn't have left her.
261
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,079
Something bad's going to happen
and I... and I can't stop it now.
262
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,559
Well, if anyone can, McGuinness can.
263
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,559
Go... or you'll regret it.
264
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,679
Slide off me, sweatbox.
265
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,559
But Nick needs a come-down cuddle.
266
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,479
See you at the church, Alo!
267
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,479
Ho-bag.
268
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,839
I dunno. I mean,
we've still got to get there, right?
269
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,079
Let go. You want to, right?
270
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,799
A bit of mandy will help us along.
271
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,879
OK.
272
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,879
OK, cool.
273
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,279
Shit.
274
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,319
I'll ask him where we are.
275
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,319
Watch my back.
276
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,839
Er, good day... squire.
277
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,839
Might this be like Chepston,
perchance?
278
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,639
Can you tell me or does my boyf
have to give you a BJ first?
279
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,759
Next one along.
280
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,759
Thank you kindly.
281
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,519
This is what we do.
282
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,359
CHURCH BELLS RING
283
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,039
Er, Franks?
284
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,119
We need to find a cab.
285
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,959
Yeah, I'm just gonna get
some booze for the wedding first.
286
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,919
Impressive!
287
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,439
GLASS BREAKING
288
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,439
Come on, guys.
289
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,239
Shit, Franks.
290
00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:00,239
Have you done this before?
291
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,559
BELLS TINKLE
292
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,839
MATTY PLAYS THE PIANO
293
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,839
Game on... Mattster.
294
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,839
MATTY CONTINUES TO PLAY PIANO
295
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,159
(WHISPERS) It's OK.
296
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,759
DOOR OPENING
297
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,759
Let's go.
298
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,399
Here, take this.
299
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,399
THEY LAUGH
300
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,279
I'll have your heads on the wall!
301
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,799
SHRIEKING LAUGHTER
302
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,999
And don't come back!
303
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,559
It's called grunge revival, OK?!
304
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,199
Oh, ground, swallow me whole, please.
305
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,079
Oh, erm...
306
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,079
Hi! Have you by any chance
seen, erm, two girls and a boy?
307
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,559
Bugger off!
308
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,559
Er, rudeness!
309
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,879
THEY PANT AND LAUGH
310
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,879
LIV SHRIEKS
311
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,159
Why did you stop me?
312
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,319
- She isn't a fucking experiment.
- I thought that was what you wanted.
313
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,759
I'm trying to fix us, Matty.
314
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,959
I want you.
315
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,959
I love you.
316
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,479
But...
317
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,479
But... it's not enough, is it?
318
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,959
And all the chemicals in the world
can't make it enough.
319
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:34,876
I'd swallow razor blades to see you
smile, but even that wouldn't do it.
320
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,479
Look, Liv, please,
let's just catch her up.
321
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,239
- I don't want her with us now, OK?
- She's off it, she'll get lost.
322
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,359
And I won't?!
323
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,359
No, Liv.
324
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,519
You'll always be OK.
325
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:00,079
And that girl will always be lost!
326
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,439
Sure you ain't got pills, Al Capone?
327
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,359
One more time.
328
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,359
- One more fucking time!
- Al! Al!
329
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,279
Al! Have you double-double-checked?
330
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,279
No! I do not have any
pharma-fucking-ceuticals, Nicholas!
331
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,519
Argh!
332
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,559
Oh, don't take your dependency
out on me, all right?
333
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,599
Now, come on, pick up the pace.
334
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,599
- One, two, three, four!
- (NICK GROANS)
335
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,639
Look, I'll roll you a spliff
if you pick the pace up to ten...
336
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,479
I'm trapped! Ah!
337
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,919
Fucking hell!
338
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,079
Right, easy, easy, easy.
339
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,079
Aaah!
340
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,799
Like serpents coiled
in perpetual yin-yang mating.
341
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,399
DIESEL: Spiritual Siamese twins
with male-to-female body parts.
342
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,359
CRYSTAL: Your lives are one.
343
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,719
DIESEL: My key fits her lock.
344
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,799
CRYSTAL: His cotton bud cleans
my ear.
345
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,599
BOTH: To hear the glory of our
union!
346
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,679
Slit my wrists now.
347
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,719
What?
348
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,759
Not long before...
349
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,759
You're welded together forever.
350
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,799
Ace.
351
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,999
Go on without me!
352
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,959
I'll die here alone.
It's all I deserve.
353
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,399
Just keep your leg still, all right?
You're in a rabbit snare.
354
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,639
Ow! Save yourself
andleave me to the bears!
355
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,039
We're in Somerset, Nick!
356
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,719
To the fucking squirrels, then!
357
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,359
Ah!
358
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,319
- Go!
- Just shut up, all right?
359
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,319
Shut up and keep your frigging leg
still!
360
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,759
Oh, bloody hell, Nick!
361
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,879
- When did you last change these?!
- It's not them.
362
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,159
That's the smell of a loser's death.
363
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,039
You're not a loser.
364
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,039
You're a bit of a prick,
365
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,039
but peel away that prick...
and there's a good man in there.
366
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,639
- Come on, big boy!
- No... No!
367
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,959
- Arise, sire!
- Argh!
368
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,719
My beer. I want my beer.
369
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,879
No, let it go.
370
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,879
- You're a good... good bloke, Alo.
- Yeah, I know.
371
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:24,119
Liv!
372
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,519
Where is, er... everyone else?
373
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,399
Like Franky?
374
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,399
- Your girl crush is so blatant.
- What?!
375
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,799
Where's your man, then?
376
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,799
I think I've... fucked things up,
big style.
377
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,879
So... where is he?
378
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,879
Looking for her.
379
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,319
(CHURCH BELL RINGS)
380
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,639
Oh... I'm afraid you've missed your
slot.
381
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,559
I'm just starting
the born-again-agains' baptisms.
382
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,079
But I could fit you in
383
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,479
in an hour?
384
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,439
Potentially.
385
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,999
Oh, right.
386
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,119
Ah. Oh, 16.23!
387
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,519
And a Refresher! Done.
388
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,359
Where's that young Creevey
and the rest of your party?
389
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,959
(VICAR SIGHS)
390
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,999
Oh, well, there's almost an hour
yet.
391
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,999
All you need is two witnesses.
392
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,719
Uh...
393
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,119
- They'll be here.
- You reckon?
394
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,799
They have to be -
they're our friends, Rich.
395
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,799
Let's just find two people
for, like, backup.
396
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,959
Two people - easy.
397
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,919
Oh, my God!
398
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,239
- Come on!
- We're gonna live!
399
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,319
- A road!
- We're gonna live!
400
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,399
We're saved!
401
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,399
But there's loads of room!
402
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,399
Oh, very salubrious, Bertie.
403
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,719
- Er, hi.
- Oh, hello, lad.
404
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,479
Will you be here in an hour?
405
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,479
- Oh, can't say!
- We've not got long.
406
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,119
Oh, yeah, good one.
(WHISPERS) No way.
407
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,079
We need two witnesses
so we can get married,
408
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,319
cos everything's gone wrong and...
Please.
409
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,399
Of course, dear, of course.
410
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,839
In an hour, then.
411
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,279
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah!
412
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,279
- Yeah. OK.
- Thank you.
413
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,879
Liv?
414
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,439
Matty?
415
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,599
Are you OK?
416
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,599
I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I thought...
417
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,519
Where's Liv?
418
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,319
I tried to stay away from you
and I can't.
419
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,199
Here we are...
420
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,199
It's not random.
421
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,199
You feel it, right?
422
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,599
I really want to fucking kiss you,
but I can't.
423
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,519
Then why are you head-fucking me?!
424
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,719
Franky, don't...
425
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,719
Just as fucked in the head
as you are.
426
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,759
You know, when I was six,
427
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,759
teacher asked me
to think of something beautiful.
428
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,119
I said 9/11.
429
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,519
Saw it on the TV in this care home
with the sound on mute.
430
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,679
Teacher told me how many people
had died.
431
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,199
And all the other kids
in the class cried,
432
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,199
and I knew then that I was...
433
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,279
wrong.
434
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,479
I guess
435
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,479
that's why my parents gave me up.
436
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,039
Because they knew, too...
437
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,039
right from the beginning.
438
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,639
(RUMBLING)
439
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,239
(INAUDIBLE)
440
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,239
- Franky?
- Get off me. Get off me!
441
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,919
(FRANKY SOBS)
442
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,919
Franky, wait! Franky!
443
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,479
Franky, come back! Franky!
444
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,279
- Please...
- What the hell happened?
445
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,279
What the fuck have you done?
446
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,559
ALL: Franky!
447
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,319
Franky, please, come back!
448
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,319
ALL: Franky!
449
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,159
(SCREAMS)
450
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,159
Franky!
451
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,919
Franky!
452
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,919
(WHIMPERS)
453
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,399
Franky!
454
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,279
Can you see her?
455
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,279
She's here! Franky, hold on!
456
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,079
- Take my hand, Franky.
- Go away.
457
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,959
Please, Franky!
458
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,679
Franky, take my hand!
459
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,599
Franky, please, please!
460
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,479
I'm so sorry, Franky!
461
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,479
Come on, please, take my hand.
462
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,839
OK!
463
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,559
MATTY: Want a hand?
464
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,319
OK?
465
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,319
Franky... did he...
466
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,479
hurt you?
467
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,479
It's not what it looks like, Liv.
I swear, she just lost it.
468
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,439
I just... wanted to feel...
469
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,639
normal.
470
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,919
Ah!
471
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,879
BOTH: David fucking Blood!
472
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,879
Shit.
473
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,039
- Oh...
- Oh, fucking...
474
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,999
Hey, stop! Stop! Stop, please!
475
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,999
(HORN TOOTS)
476
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,199
- They went and got battered.
- They're supposed to be our friends.
477
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,399
Just us now.
478
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,919
This is so not what I dreamed of.
479
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,399
Why did you cut your lovely hair?
480
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,399
I asked for a trim.
481
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,439
Guess I look the part, I suppose.
Mr and Mrs Mainstream.
482
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,079
Did you actually think
that's what I wanted?
483
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,559
Grace!
484
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,559
(ENGINE REVS)
485
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,599
(TYRES SCREECH)
486
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,119
BOTH: Blood is coming!
487
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,759
But my bridesmaids...!
488
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,439
- Nick, do the honours.
- Bring it on.
489
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,239
Sit back and wave
through the daylight
490
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,759
Sit back and wave
through the daylight
491
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,199
Slip and slide on subway grates
492
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,239
These shoes are
poor man's ice skates
493
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,799
Fall through like change
in the daylight
494
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,919
Fall through like change
in the daylight
495
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,919
I miss yellow lines in my roads
Some colour on monochrome
496
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,319
Maybe I'll paint them in myself
497
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,319
Maybe I'll paint them in
myself...
498
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,039
All we need is love.
499
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,159
(SNIGGERS) Great.
500
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,639
All we need is...
501
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,159
To get on with the service.
502
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,639
DOOR OPENS
503
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,639
Not on God's holy earth.
504
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,159
How did you know I was here?
505
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,199
He put an electric
insect thing on you.
506
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,239
A bug, for the billionth time.
507
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,039
I'm your daughter, not al-Qaeda.
508
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,759
You are coming home with us.
509
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,639
DOOR OPENS
510
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,599
Hey, Grace.
511
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,519
You're all here!
512
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,719
Look at what this motley crew
have done to our little girl.
513
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,319
I'm not your little girl.
514
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,279
Her future's hers, David, not ours.
515
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,839
You...
516
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,839
you corrupters are
all, all, expelled.
517
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,719
You can't do that, sir.
518
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,719
Oh, look how the mighty
have fallen.
519
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,119
Yeah. I fell...
520
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,479
down a f...
521
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,479
reaking k-hole, actually,
but these guys caught me.
522
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,719
It's what mates do.
Cos it's screwed up out there.
523
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,959
I don't know if you've been outside
lately, but it is. But we have a go.
524
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,559
Whatever comes,
we have a good go at it.
525
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,239
Cos it's all we can do.
526
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,599
Right, then, so be it.
527
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,599
But we shall take no further part
in this ridiculous melodrama.
528
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,919
Sonia!
529
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,959
So, are we going to, you know...
530
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,999
get married?
531
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,479
Don't ever cut your hair again.
532
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,439
Not gonna.
533
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,439
It'll grow. You're still my
metal man, my own Tin Man.
534
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,319
So things are good, right, with us?
535
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,279
Yeah. So do we
really need to change things?
536
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,519
You could just take me
to be your boyfriend.
537
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:30,239
Totally.
538
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,879
I can't walk any more.
539
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,879
Like, ever again.
540
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,639
Hark!
541
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,639
I sense merriment afoot.
542
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,839
(SNIFFS)
543
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,919
Let's go!
544
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,599
Alo!
545
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,119
GROANING
546
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,599
Oh, please...
547
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,519
Alo!
548
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,119
I can't even walk!
549
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,119
Alo, where the fuck are you going?
550
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,279
Woo-hoo! Woo!
551
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,239
WHOOPING
552
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,839
Take a piece of cake.
553
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,199
Take it, take it.
554
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,199
WHOOPING
555
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,799
I told you! Yes! Yes!
556
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,759
Ta-da!
557
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,759
OK!
558
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,679
It's not your fault.
559
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,319
We had a good day, didn't we?
560
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,239
What?
561
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,239
The day we met.
562
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,479
I don't want to fuck
with that memory any more.
563
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,359
Let's just...
564
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,359
see it out in style.
565
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,079
Are you OK?
566
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,639
I used to...
567
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,719
beam myself away,
568
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,919
go somewhere in my head
569
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,679
where I felt less...
570
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,999
weird.
571
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,999
You're not.
572
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,399
Who'd have thought,
the three of us sharing a peace pipe?
573
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,399
Let's try not to fuck it this time.
574
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,879
You're missing
my not-wedding-after-party.
575
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,759
DOG IS DEAD:
Glockenspiel Song
576
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,919
(ALL) We are a mess, we are failures
and we love it!
577
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,639
(ALL) We are a mess, we are failures
and we love it!
578
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,199
(ALL) We are a mess, we are failures
and we love it!
579
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,359
(ALL) We are a mess, we are failures
and we love it!
580
00:46:28,977 --> 00:46:47,877
581
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,959
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Red Bee Media Ltd
582
00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:56,559
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