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My girlfriend won't look at me.
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I fucked the dead girl
and now she's punishing me for it.
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Cook, you're not coming back here.
I've got my own shit to solve.
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Get out.
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You've got to not talk about Effy.
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She really fucked Freddie over.
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Go... away.
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Signorina! Do my eyes deceive me or
does someone have a new cardigan?
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Oh, yes, and it washes ever so well!
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I bet it does. What's this?
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Flying saucers...
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Fizzy colas and... love hearts?
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Who's the lucky man?
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He's called Salvador.
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I met him at Pilates.
He's coming over tonight.
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We're gonna get a takeaway
and watch Silence of The Lambs.
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You want to get in there, JJ.
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My brother was in love with a girl
during the war
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and by the time he'd got up
the courage to ask her out,
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it was too late.
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What happened?
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His face got blown off by a bomb.
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I've lost count now,
I'll have to start again.
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Hello, darling, how was your day?
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Hi, mum.
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♪ Fuck you, gonna fuck you
Rub your clit like this
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♪ Come straight back to mine
and see my dick
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♪ I wanna be respectful
But, bitch, suck on my prick... ♪
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Electromagnetic radiation is
released in bursts of energy called?
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Photons.
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Black holes theoretically emit
what kind of energy?
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Bekenstein-Hawking radiation.
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Einstein's Special Theory
of Relativity
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defines the curved nature of?
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The space-time continuum.
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Captain's log...
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Night-time in space is cold,
long and dark...
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So is the daytime.
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Nevertheless, the mission continues
to make contact with alien life forms
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from a far-away galaxy.
I come in peace.
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Tomorrow...
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If she smiles at me tomorrow...
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Hi, Thomas. Hi, AJ.
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Holy macaroni, that's...
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Oh, man.
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You've got to ask her out, cuz.
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Yeah. But she's out of your league.
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I mean, yes, but...
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But you've only slept with one girl,
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and this person was a lesbian
who felt sorry for you.
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No! I mean, yes, but...
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But you have no hair on your balls.
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No... I mean... Yes.
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I mean... no,
there's lots of hair on my balls.
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I don't think so, cuz. There's none.
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What? But... that's...
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I do have hairy balls!
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There is lots of hair on my balls.
My balls are hairy!
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My cock's hairy too!
What do you think of that?
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Captain's log.
Experiencing turbulence.
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Abnormal cosmic conditions
are generating unforeseen forces.
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Strange...
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Life form was wearing
really nice earrings today.
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Tomorrow...
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If she smiles tomorrow...
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I have you now, Congo Man.
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I could get you deported, you know!
One phone call!
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When you've finished
flirting with each other,
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the customer toilets
are in a right state.
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She smiled at me...
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This is your chance.
You must seize it.
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Go on, seize it.
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Maybe... What's it worth?
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Shut up!
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♪ I'm no racist
I like white ladies
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♪ I'm no racist
I like white ladies
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♪ I'm no racist
I like white ladies, yo! ♪
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Poppet not singing?
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Poppet not singing?
I don't feel like it.
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If the atoms in a container
of helium gas
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have the same average speed
as the atoms of...
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I don't care...
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...a container of argon...
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which is hotter?
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I don't care.
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I don't bloody care!
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Edward?
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The house is on fire.
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Captain's log. Alien life form
defined as Lara Lloyd.
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The most beautiful girl
in this or any known universe.
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Jonah Jones, a pathetic wanker
who will die alone
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in a flat full of pigeons
that he calls his babies.
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Mission aborted.
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Fuckin' hell, my chest!
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Hello.
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Hey.
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You don't look well, Lara.
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It's just a bit of a...
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Atchoo! Sorry.
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She even makes mucus look good.
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C'est vrai.
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Atchoo! A-A-Atchoo!
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This looks bad, doesn't it?
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Vitamin C.
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Helps your immune system fight off
colds and flu,
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and if you're like me,
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it regulates your bowel movements,
which is...
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important.
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Sweet.
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Tasty. Thanks, AJ.
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Lara. I...
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My name's not AJ. It's JJ.
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Oh... right.
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Silly me.
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If you don't ask her out
in the next ten seconds, I will.
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Ten... nine... eight...
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seven... six...
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Thomas... wait!
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...five... four... three...
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Lara, have you got a minute?
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Get out of my way.
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Lara Lloyd, would you like
to go out with me tonight?
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Yes, all right.
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There has been an unexpected warp
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in the space-time continuum.
Operation Lara is go.
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Repeat, go.
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Repeat, go!
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Come!
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That's an awful lot of stuff,
Freddie.
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Yeah, you know. Revision.
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Give me a shout if
you need anything.
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Are you gonna fucking
help me here, or what?
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Yes, but what's?
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Freddie?
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Your bag's on fire.
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Just open it.
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Way-hey! Cook!
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Daddy's home, Jaykins.
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Now, hands up
who wants to play Anne Frank.
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You can't just stay here.
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I'm sorry, mate. Fred's dad
was getting suspicious, wasn't he?
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You'll have to keep me here
for a bit.
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Keep you?
What do you mean, "keep you"?
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Her Majesty's Prison Service
is supposed to be doing that!
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I escaped, all right?
What's the problem?
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I've got a life, Cook!
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Oh, I wouldn't want to interrupt your
fucking hectic social whirl, Jaykins.
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FYI, things have changed, Cook.
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I've got... a job!
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And a date!
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With a girl.
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But this is hopeless. I'm stressed.
I'm gonna fuck up.
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And I don't know what I'm doing.
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Well, let me make fucking use
of myself, then, Jaykins.
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How? What can you?
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Listen, three rules...
One, just be cool.
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Just "be cool"?
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Just "be cool"?
Two, touch her.
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Simple creatures, women, right?
Touch her, she knows you want her.
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If you don't, she starts to think
she's ugly. Right?
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Right. Touch her.
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Three, look at her pupils.
If they dilate when you look at her,
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it means she actually wants to play
with your ding-a-ling. Capische?
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Could you pass us that Ladyshave
there, Jaykins? Good lad.
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OK. You need to hide
in my room, hurry up.
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What are you doing?
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Locking the door!
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But I need to clean your room,
you know that.
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Yes, but what if I have private
things? Things you can't see?
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We don't have secrets, Jonah.
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What things?
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Porn!
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I don't want you to see
my pornography, Mother!
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And I know you've been looking.
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Let's do this.
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OK, changed her mind.
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JJ?
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You're a little early.
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Really?
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Yes. Two hours early.
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Watch, daylight saving, you know.
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Uh! Idiot...
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Is it cool to arrive early?
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No.
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No... No, of course not.
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You look amazing.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing?
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Just... touching you.
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Soft.
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OK, shall we cut to the chase?
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Possibly.
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Your eyes... Can I just check?
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Why don't you come inside? I just
wanted to show you something.
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Inside, you know?
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Over here.
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JJ, I'd like you to meet someone.
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This is Albert... my baby.
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Your... baby. As in?
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As in, yes, I had sex, and shazam!
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Baby.
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Baby.
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Baby.
Baby, that's right.
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Um, maybe you could watch him
for five minutes, just while I get ready?
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No problemo.
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No problemo.
Cool.
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Hey?
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So...
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there's nothing in my left hand.
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There's nothing in my right hand.
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Oh, you like that, do you?
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What's going on?
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Tell you what, Albert,
let's see what else we can find.
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What's this behind your ear?
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A pound!
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Five pounds! Ten pounds!
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What are you, made of money?!
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I don't mean to be rude, Albert,
but you kind of stink.
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Do I?
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Oh, Jiminy Cricket,
that is disgusting!
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Oh, no. No! No!
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I forbid you to do that! Oh!
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Help! Help! Lara!
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It's all gone tits up in here.
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Argh!
Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Jonah Jeremiah Jones,
and he wee'd in my mouth!
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Who said you could touch
my fucking baby?
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Nobody, nobody,
but there's a lot of poo.
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I'm telling you. A lot!
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JJ, this is Liam, Albert's dad.
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He baby-sits for me sometimes...
if he's good.
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Right, Liam?
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, right.
I'm ready for our date, JJ.
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Change the baby, Liam.
Would you mind?
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Coming?
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I see you touch my kid again,
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I'm gonna rip your lungs out.
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Touch her...
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and I'll set them on fire
and shove them up your arse.
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Atta boy. Coochie-coo!
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So, this is nice.
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Yes. Yes. It's so lovely.
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And you're...
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I see you like peanuts, even though the
average bar snack does test positive
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for the urine of
up to 16 different people.
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Let's get this party started,
shall we? Garcon!
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I'd like a Capribena, straight up,
on the rocks, with a twist
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What the fuck's a Capribena?
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It's a Capri Sun and Ribena cocktail.
That's how I roll.
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We haven't got any Ribena...
or Capri Sun.
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OK.
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Water, tap, hold the ice.
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Lady? I mean Lara?
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Vodka and Coke.
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You heard the Lara. Vodka and cock.
I mean Coke.
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Personally, I find vodka
weakens the neck of my bladder,
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but each to his... Emily?
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Hi, JJ. Who's this?
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Hi, Emily. This is...
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00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:13,875
well, what are you?
262
00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,918
I'm your friend, JJ.
263
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,739
Yes, this is my friend, Lara.
264
00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:22,099
Right.
265
00:18:22,139 --> 00:18:25,445
Um... this is my friend, Mandy.
266
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:26,902
We were just leaving.
267
00:18:26,912 --> 00:18:28,220
We were just leaving.
We just got here.
268
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:35,292
See you, JJ. Nice meeting you, Lara.
269
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:40,221
She's lovely, isn't she?
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00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:42,993
Funny...
271
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,274
Funny...
What?
272
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:46,259
Oh, nothing.
273
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,068
Now, where were we?
274
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,104
JJ.
275
00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,257
Yes?
276
00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:54,514
You're touching me.
277
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,232
That's right.
278
00:18:57,515 --> 00:19:01,533
Tell you what. Let's keep our hands
where we can see them for now, yeah?
279
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,596
You cool with that?
280
00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,126
You cool with that?
Oh, yes. I am.
281
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:08,529
Um... So you and Liam
are definitely not...
282
00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,621
Would I be sitting here
with you if I were?
283
00:19:10,661 --> 00:19:13,021
Of course not. Obviously.
284
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:18,098
Are your pupils usually so dilated?
285
00:19:18,138 --> 00:19:19,635
Only when I'm pissed off.
286
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:22,052
Only when I'm pissed off.
Right, OK. Yup.
287
00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:23,940
Er... cheers.
288
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,545
Wrong drink!
That's gone straight through me!
289
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,628
She's got a baby.
290
00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:37,224
'Shit the bed! '
291
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:39,007
Are her baps all shonky, then?
292
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,627
'I don't know and I probably never
will! Oh, and by the way,'
293
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,419
her ex-boyfriend
wants to shove my lungs up my arse.
294
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:47,238
On fire. What the hell do I do?
295
00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:49,722
Get out of there, J.
Abort mission, mate.
296
00:19:49,762 --> 00:19:51,102
Abort mission.
297
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,251
Yes. Abort.
298
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,422
Yes.
299
00:20:02,032 --> 00:20:04,218
Do you need a hand?
300
00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:06,174
No, I'm fine. I just...
301
00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:10,961
Oi! What are you doing in here?
302
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,804
This is the ladies'.
303
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,822
Yeah. Yes, obviously.
304
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:21,175
I just came in to...
305
00:20:21,215 --> 00:20:22,756
buy tampons.
306
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:25,234
For you.
307
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,758
As a gift.
308
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:32,779
Forget it. This was a mistake.
309
00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:33,821
Forget it. This was a mistake.
No.
310
00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,995
No... I'm the mistake!
311
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,749
I'm the mistake, it's me!
312
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,205
I'm a mistake.
313
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,625
I really like you.
314
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,378
Funny way of showing it.
315
00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:19,935
Yeah.
316
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:23,707
This isn't going to work, is it?
317
00:21:23,747 --> 00:21:28,059
I mean, you're a ten
and I'm a three.
318
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:30,103
I'm a bit funnyy.
319
00:21:30,143 --> 00:21:32,403
There it is.
320
00:21:32,443 --> 00:21:36,451
You should be with somebody
less reliant on their mother.
321
00:21:36,491 --> 00:21:38,593
Somebody with pecs
322
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,621
and guns...
323
00:21:40,661 --> 00:21:42,031
Someone like Liam.
324
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,069
Liam doesn't flirt with old ladies.
325
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,858
O... K.
326
00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:55,776
You flirt with old ladies.
327
00:21:55,816 --> 00:22:00,418
At work, you call them signorina and
tell them their lipstick looks nice.
328
00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:03,742
And you're nice. Just...
329
00:22:03,752 --> 00:22:06,209
will you stop trying so hard?
330
00:22:07,256 --> 00:22:08,712
Yeah?
331
00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,057
You're nice.
332
00:23:38,571 --> 00:23:40,810
Where the fucking hell
have you been?!
333
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:44,271
Sorry?
Time flies when you're having fun.
334
00:23:44,311 --> 00:23:46,808
You've been gone for two days.
I've been drinking piss!
335
00:23:48,663 --> 00:23:50,283
Whose piss?
336
00:23:50,323 --> 00:23:51,292
Whose piss?
Mine!
337
00:23:51,332 --> 00:23:54,978
Fucking hell! Does no-one turn down
the central heating in here? Jesus!
338
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:57,379
Savoury pork pie?
339
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:03,344
You need to make this up to me.
340
00:24:03,384 --> 00:24:05,079
I'm serious.
341
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,129
I want Chinese food - a lot of it.
342
00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:10,024
I texted Freddie, he's coming over.
You and him sneak me out...
343
00:24:10,064 --> 00:24:12,354
Can't. Me and Lara have got plans.
344
00:24:12,394 --> 00:24:13,994
"Me and fucking Lara"!
345
00:24:14,004 --> 00:24:16,818
Where's the love, J? Hm?
Where's the love!?
346
00:24:16,858 --> 00:24:18,605
Can't you just be happy for me?
347
00:24:18,615 --> 00:24:21,529
I am happy for ya,
but it ain't gonna last, is it?
348
00:24:21,569 --> 00:24:22,785
Why not?
349
00:24:22,825 --> 00:24:25,113
Cos women are a mystery
to us with even normal brains.
350
00:24:25,153 --> 00:24:27,454
Your special noggin
does not stand a chance.
351
00:24:27,494 --> 00:24:30,729
Fuck! And I need you to sneak me
into your shitter, J.
352
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:34,269
Cos I'm tellin' you, man, I've been
waiting three days to drop my load.
353
00:24:34,309 --> 00:24:36,644
That's how much I care.
354
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,578
OK?
355
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,695
I haven't said anything.
356
00:24:50,935 --> 00:24:52,456
No.
357
00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:55,295
So... why are you writing?
358
00:24:55,335 --> 00:24:57,980
Oh, it's... it's what we do.
359
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:01,427
You're worrying.
360
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,199
Yes.
361
00:25:03,239 --> 00:25:04,894
Just don't do that.
362
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,859
Actually, I'm worrying, Dr. Felly.
363
00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:08,884
Really?
364
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,504
I just don't know what to do.
365
00:25:10,544 --> 00:25:15,295
He's eating more and he's secretive
and he's looking at pornography.
366
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,735
Oh, you mustn't do that, JJ.
367
00:25:17,775 --> 00:25:20,376
I mean, maybe if he had
a real girlfriend, then...
368
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,550
Yes, well...
369
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,197
sustained relationships
are something that's very difficult
370
00:25:25,237 --> 00:25:26,922
for someone with JJ's condition.
371
00:25:26,962 --> 00:25:28,246
There's no need to worry.
372
00:25:28,286 --> 00:25:29,732
I do have a real girlfriend.
373
00:25:29,772 --> 00:25:31,257
But I do worry. I can't help it.
374
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,069
You mustn't...
375
00:25:32,109 --> 00:25:34,788
I do have a real girlfriend.
I have sex with her every day!
376
00:25:36,175 --> 00:25:38,325
Oh, JJ!
377
00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:41,143
Secrets.
378
00:25:41,183 --> 00:25:43,606
You know, JJ,
I'm not sure you should do that.
379
00:25:43,646 --> 00:25:45,515
Have you told her
about your condition?
380
00:25:45,555 --> 00:25:47,057
No, of course I haven't!
381
00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:48,165
And why is that?
382
00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:50,734
Because I don't want her to think
I'm a psycho!
383
00:25:50,774 --> 00:25:51,955
You're not a psycho.
384
00:25:51,995 --> 00:25:53,174
No! No.
385
00:25:53,214 --> 00:25:55,033
Now,
386
00:25:55,073 --> 00:25:58,060
these are lovely little pills.
387
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,121
Calm you down.
388
00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:01,657
Stop the urges, that kind of thing.
389
00:26:01,697 --> 00:26:02,806
Stop the urges, that kind of thing.
Shove it up your cock!
390
00:26:07,183 --> 00:26:10,822
It's a strain, I know,
coping with everything by yourself.
391
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,280
It's all right.
392
00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:15,805
I'm all right.
I just wasn't... ready for...
393
00:26:15,845 --> 00:26:18,182
Don't worry!
394
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:23,952
If I might say, that's a very nice
frock you have on today, Celia.
395
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,404
You do look charming.
396
00:26:28,658 --> 00:26:30,744
You really shouldn't do that, Eric.
397
00:26:30,784 --> 00:26:32,551
Oh, I know...
398
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,254
I mustn't.
399
00:26:57,413 --> 00:26:59,001
You.
400
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,158
Hello again.
401
00:27:00,198 --> 00:27:01,443
I'm not a psycho!
402
00:27:02,598 --> 00:27:05,347
It's not really looking too good,
is it, mental box?
403
00:27:05,387 --> 00:27:07,341
Liam, please, please, don't...
404
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:10,759
Don't tell the mother of my child
she's going out with a fruit loop?
405
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:12,592
Yes. Please don't tell her that.
406
00:27:12,602 --> 00:27:14,580
OK. Really?
407
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:15,689
Nah. Not really.
408
00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:17,943
I can't wait to tell her
all about you.
409
00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:20,436
You ain't going to win this one,
you know, mate.
410
00:27:20,476 --> 00:27:23,739
Lara and me - we've got a baby.
411
00:27:23,779 --> 00:27:26,034
And all you've got is...
412
00:27:26,074 --> 00:27:27,968
a ticket for the special bus.
413
00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:41,044
I want to meet her. I mean...
414
00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:42,818
Have your friends met her?
415
00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:54,476
You sure you're ready for this?
416
00:27:54,516 --> 00:27:56,389
I'm sure they're lovely.
417
00:27:56,399 --> 00:27:59,945
I'm just wondering...
have you spoken to Liam recently?
418
00:27:59,985 --> 00:28:02,087
No. Liam's being a tit.
419
00:28:02,127 --> 00:28:03,388
Why?
420
00:28:03,428 --> 00:28:05,242
Oh, no reason.
421
00:28:14,038 --> 00:28:16,893
Welcome to the house of fun.
422
00:28:18,737 --> 00:28:23,765
So, I wanted you to meet Naomes and
Emily, cos they're really... fun.
423
00:28:25,555 --> 00:28:27,551
Right.
424
00:28:27,591 --> 00:28:28,993
So, Laauraa...
425
00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:30,072
Lara.
426
00:28:30,112 --> 00:28:32,454
Yeah. Isn't that what I just said?
427
00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:35,527
Um... how old is it?
428
00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:36,971
He's nine months.
429
00:28:38,822 --> 00:28:43,465
Um... would you mind not,
you know, smoking a spliff?
430
00:28:43,505 --> 00:28:44,715
Oh, shit, sorry.
431
00:28:44,755 --> 00:28:46,005
I'm such a tit.
432
00:28:46,045 --> 00:28:47,336
Tell me about it.
433
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:53,610
Anyway... after we ran into Emily
the other night,
434
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:56,325
I thought, "Why not just...
come down?"
435
00:28:56,365 --> 00:28:59,185
Have you... have you already met?
436
00:28:59,225 --> 00:29:01,017
Um... yeah. It was a coincidence.
437
00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:02,542
Yeah, you were with that nice...
438
00:29:02,582 --> 00:29:06,179
JJ, will you go over
my politics coursework?
439
00:29:06,219 --> 00:29:07,745
I don't do politics.
440
00:29:07,785 --> 00:29:09,576
Yeah. Just come and look, OK?
441
00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,299
What's going on?
442
00:29:25,339 --> 00:29:26,701
Nothing.
443
00:29:28,159 --> 00:29:30,064
Nothing!
444
00:29:31,852 --> 00:29:33,613
Nothing, OK?
445
00:29:33,653 --> 00:29:35,615
Are you?
446
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,345
If you're cheating...
447
00:29:39,385 --> 00:29:40,675
I mean...
448
00:29:40,715 --> 00:29:44,272
I just... like Mandy.
449
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,282
Nothing's happened.
450
00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:48,159
Because that would be bad, Ems.
451
00:29:49,951 --> 00:29:53,057
You think I want to get
into another relationship?
452
00:29:58,886 --> 00:30:00,399
Relationships suck.
453
00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:02,476
They really fucking suck.
454
00:30:02,516 --> 00:30:03,545
Mine doesn't.
455
00:30:05,451 --> 00:30:07,860
Look at her -
456
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,422
she's using you.
457
00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:12,301
What? Wh... How?
458
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:13,998
She's...
459
00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:16,289
I dunno. Maybe it's the kid.
460
00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:21,055
Maybe she's trying to get back at
someone. Otherwise, why would she?
461
00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:22,941
Why would she be
with a mental basket like me?
462
00:30:22,981 --> 00:30:24,464
I'm trying to protect you.
463
00:30:24,504 --> 00:30:27,999
Get out before she kicks the shit
out of you, because she will.
464
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:29,547
Lara's not Naomi!
465
00:30:29,587 --> 00:30:31,341
And... I'm not you.
466
00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:32,988
I have...
467
00:30:33,028 --> 00:30:34,467
trust
468
00:30:35,747 --> 00:30:37,380
I have...
469
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,534
75% trust
470
00:30:39,574 --> 00:30:42,550
You're running on empty.
471
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,337
And it takes a mental basket
to tell you that.
472
00:30:46,593 --> 00:30:49,016
Just remember who you can rely on.
473
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:52,454
OK?
474
00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:08,888
Your friends are weird.
475
00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:11,550
You just have to get used to them.
476
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,970
OK.
477
00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:17,453
Right. When we get in there,
let me do all the explaining. OK?
478
00:31:17,493 --> 00:31:21,186
JJ, I'm just your girlfriend.
We're OK, right?
479
00:31:21,196 --> 00:31:22,845
Yeah.
480
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,631
Look... no.
481
00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:29,344
No-one's "just" anything to me.
482
00:31:29,384 --> 00:31:31,671
I'm a bit all or nothing.
483
00:31:31,711 --> 00:31:33,504
In fact, I'm a little bit...
484
00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:39,052
Hello. You must be Lara.
I've been so looking forward to...
485
00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:41,916
We've been looking...
486
00:31:41,956 --> 00:31:43,453
We...
487
00:31:44,794 --> 00:31:45,664
We've been...
488
00:31:52,771 --> 00:31:57,633
Edward, um...
this is Lara, JJ's girlfriend,
489
00:31:57,673 --> 00:31:59,056
and, um...
490
00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,227
Albert.
491
00:32:00,237 --> 00:32:04,219
Albert. Baby Albert.
492
00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:13,220
I beg your pardon?
493
00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:19,189
So, Lara, does little Albert
have a father?
494
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,325
Yes, he does, Celia.
They usually do.
495
00:32:22,365 --> 00:32:27,177
Silly! Of course he does - listen to me!
"No, Celia! He's a medical marvel!"
496
00:32:30,705 --> 00:32:32,753
Edward, have you
got anything to say?
497
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:37,755
I... I don't think so. No.
498
00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:39,616
Right! Well, then...
499
00:32:39,656 --> 00:32:41,749
Sorry! No more questions.
500
00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:43,398
Let's have a cup of tea
501
00:32:43,438 --> 00:32:44,587
and a nice slut...
502
00:32:44,627 --> 00:32:46,342
Chat!
503
00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:48,702
A nice cha... at.
504
00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:50,434
Oh, my God!
505
00:32:50,474 --> 00:32:54,261
OK. I think I'm going to go change
him, leave you to it.
506
00:32:54,301 --> 00:32:55,431
Where's the?
507
00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:57,160
Top of the stairs...
508
00:33:00,342 --> 00:33:04,405
I thought you wanted me to be normal
and have a girlfriend!
509
00:33:04,445 --> 00:33:05,911
I do! I...
510
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:08,699
I... did. I thought I did.
511
00:33:08,709 --> 00:33:09,892
Dad?
512
00:33:10,963 --> 00:33:12,557
I know nothing.
513
00:33:12,597 --> 00:33:14,689
JJ, the toilet's locked.
514
00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:16,744
Shitification!
515
00:33:16,784 --> 00:33:19,271
But we're all... down here.
516
00:33:19,311 --> 00:33:20,599
Lara!
517
00:33:20,639 --> 00:33:21,911
Wait... no...
518
00:33:21,951 --> 00:33:22,970
Why is it locked?
519
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:24,151
Security! Very important!
520
00:33:24,191 --> 00:33:25,708
JJ, what's going on? Nothing.
521
00:33:25,748 --> 00:33:27,091
Why is the door locked?
522
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:28,347
Have you got the key?
523
00:33:28,387 --> 00:33:31,570
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
524
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,576
It's fine. It's a little while since
I was called a slut, but...
525
00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:36,625
The baby was a bit of a surprise.
526
00:33:36,635 --> 00:33:38,580
Can we all just go downstairs?
527
00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,252
Actually, I need to pee too.
528
00:33:40,262 --> 00:33:41,467
No, no, no. You can't.
529
00:33:41,507 --> 00:33:42,530
JJ, open the door.
530
00:33:43,384 --> 00:33:45,184
See, he's not ready for...
531
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:48,882
I'm sure he can decide for himself,
can't he? It's not exactly your business.
532
00:33:48,922 --> 00:33:50,953
Go downstairs.
You could pee in the yard.
533
00:33:50,993 --> 00:33:53,309
Don't be ridiculous!
Go and get a screwdriver.
534
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:54,890
Actually, I think it is.
535
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,822
Maybe JJ hasn't told you about
himself.
536
00:33:57,862 --> 00:34:01,371
All right, that's it.
I've had enough.
537
00:34:04,354 --> 00:34:05,591
Lara...
538
00:34:05,631 --> 00:34:09,971
No. Just leave me alone.
You're all fucking mental!
539
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,579
Open the door, Cook.
540
00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:21,060
Hello, Celia.
541
00:34:22,385 --> 00:34:24,143
James.
542
00:34:24,183 --> 00:34:26,185
Aren't you supposed to be in jail?
543
00:34:26,225 --> 00:34:27,268
Yes.
544
00:34:27,308 --> 00:34:31,554
Well, can I suggest that you bugger off
before I even remember I've seen you?
545
00:34:31,594 --> 00:34:33,977
Can I finish my left side?
546
00:34:53,922 --> 00:34:57,676
I really need you
to try harder, Edward. OK?
547
00:35:00,982 --> 00:35:02,415
OK.
548
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,583
You're a man, aren't you,
Screaming J?
549
00:35:13,843 --> 00:35:16,237
You're a man of flesh and blood
550
00:35:16,277 --> 00:35:18,206
and fight
551
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:21,505
and spunk and hair and fists.
552
00:35:21,545 --> 00:35:24,949
J, you find this Liam twat and you
have it out with him, man to man.
553
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,955
Like you and Freddie did with Effy?
554
00:35:26,995 --> 00:35:28,902
No. That's...
555
00:35:28,942 --> 00:35:31,700
Lot of good it did. She went crazy.
556
00:35:39,609 --> 00:35:41,329
Where are you going?
557
00:35:41,369 --> 00:35:42,914
Naomi's, I guess.
558
00:35:42,954 --> 00:35:45,533
You're sort of
running out of places.
559
00:35:54,114 --> 00:35:55,581
Thanks, man.
560
00:35:59,347 --> 00:36:03,710
And... thanks for the shagging tips -
they really, really work.
561
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:09,135
Spunk, yeah?!
562
00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:11,547
Spunk!
563
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:14,212
It's all we've got.
564
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:24,738
I can't talk to you right now, JJ.
565
00:36:24,778 --> 00:36:26,315
Well, I want to talk to you!
566
00:36:26,355 --> 00:36:27,894
Mate, didn't you hear her?
567
00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:29,451
She doesn't want to.
568
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,900
I'm not your mate.
569
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:31,729
Look, just...
570
00:36:31,769 --> 00:36:33,456
Listen, I warned you, psycho.
571
00:36:33,496 --> 00:36:35,333
I told you to stay away
from my family.
572
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,266
OK, cool your boots!
Everybody keep calm, please.
573
00:36:38,276 --> 00:36:39,615
She's not yours, she's mine!
574
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,271
Not any more she ain't, mate.
575
00:36:41,311 --> 00:36:43,295
JJ. You'll lose your job.
We all will.
576
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,195
OK. I'm calm. I'm calm, OK?
577
00:36:48,903 --> 00:36:51,640
I am a psycho!
I'm a fucking psycho!
578
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,704
JJ, stop!
579
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:53,734
She loves me!
580
00:36:53,774 --> 00:36:54,991
You'll lose your job! JJ!
581
00:36:55,031 --> 00:36:56,401
You're fucking nothing, OK?!
582
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:06,584
I don't think we should see
each other any more, JJ.
583
00:37:09,681 --> 00:37:11,640
Come on.
584
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,340
Fucking psycho!
585
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,318
I'm a fucking...
586
00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:08,029
We had a lot of arguments,
your mum and me,
587
00:38:08,069 --> 00:38:12,078
way back when she started
taking you to these doctors.
588
00:38:12,118 --> 00:38:15,202
I just let her get on with it,
you know.
589
00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:19,127
She had this... love in her, this...
590
00:38:21,372 --> 00:38:23,763
...care, that was...
591
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,583
so strong, and...
592
00:38:28,721 --> 00:38:32,339
I knew in many ways
it might be too strong...
593
00:38:34,865 --> 00:38:38,250
...you know, if we both...
felt like that.
594
00:38:38,290 --> 00:38:39,896
It can be a burden to a kid...
595
00:38:39,936 --> 00:38:41,617
She didn't do anything wrong.
596
00:38:41,657 --> 00:38:43,892
No, no, she didn't, she...
597
00:38:48,401 --> 00:38:51,246
I suppose I just...
couldn't see the point.
598
00:38:51,256 --> 00:38:57,472
All these... bits of paper with this
and that... stupid diagnosis, and...
599
00:38:57,512 --> 00:38:59,428
nobody knows anything anyway.
600
00:39:03,247 --> 00:39:06,523
I used to pick you up
from playschool, and...
601
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:12,337
...all the other boys would be
running round, shouting, fighting,
602
00:39:12,377 --> 00:39:13,816
normal.
603
00:39:14,906 --> 00:39:18,398
You'd be sitting making telescopes
out of toilet rolls.
604
00:39:21,974 --> 00:39:23,521
And...
605
00:39:25,175 --> 00:39:27,029
...well... I just...
606
00:39:30,758 --> 00:39:36,697
Er... I just... wanted you to know
how I felt about that, and...
607
00:39:38,826 --> 00:39:40,600
How do you feel about it, Dad?
608
00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:46,811
Well...
609
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,425
I felt you'd always be all right.
610
00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:55,060
I thought you could
come through anything.
611
00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:59,230
I think you can
come through anything, J.
612
00:40:39,919 --> 00:40:42,052
Thank you for the flowers.
613
00:40:43,304 --> 00:40:44,544
Right.
614
00:40:47,390 --> 00:40:49,574
You look nice in that dress.
615
00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:54,267
Thank you.
616
00:40:56,169 --> 00:40:58,228
People do say that.
617
00:41:01,282 --> 00:41:02,851
Good.
618
00:41:34,413 --> 00:41:36,635
Captain's log.
619
00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:39,092
Let's refuel this goddamn ship.
620
00:41:48,028 --> 00:41:50,665
Boy, you really fucked it.
621
00:41:50,705 --> 00:41:51,721
Big time.
622
00:41:51,761 --> 00:41:53,506
Yeah.
623
00:41:53,546 --> 00:41:55,352
You can hit me.
624
00:41:55,392 --> 00:41:57,834
If it makes you feel better,
then... hit me.
625
00:41:57,844 --> 00:41:59,125
What?
626
00:41:59,165 --> 00:42:01,697
Sooner or later, you're going
to punch my lights out.
627
00:42:01,737 --> 00:42:04,973
So... I figure... better get it
over and done with.
628
00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:08,636
I love her.
629
00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:12,235
I can't fucking help it.
I love her, all right?
630
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,544
Yeah.
631
00:42:15,584 --> 00:42:17,730
Me too. It's a problem.
632
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:20,944
Well, it's not too much of a problem,
is it, mate? She thinks you're a cunt.
633
00:42:22,163 --> 00:42:24,392
I am a cunt.
634
00:42:24,432 --> 00:42:27,874
Because...
I didn't trust her to like me.
635
00:42:27,914 --> 00:42:29,987
You said it, mate.
636
00:42:30,027 --> 00:42:32,739
And she's clever, like...
637
00:42:32,779 --> 00:42:35,105
She's too clever for you or me.
638
00:42:36,294 --> 00:42:38,376
I am... sorry.
639
00:42:41,195 --> 00:42:42,776
We've got a kid together.
640
00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:47,977
And that ain't going to go away.
And I will not give him up for nobody.
641
00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:51,633
I never thought... What...
what are you trying to say, Liam?
642
00:42:51,673 --> 00:42:53,436
She doesn't love me back.
643
00:42:53,476 --> 00:42:56,496
It's... it's not her fault.
644
00:42:58,187 --> 00:43:00,176
But I love my kid,
645
00:43:00,216 --> 00:43:01,575
and she's given it respect.
646
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:05,703
So whatever you do...
647
00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:10,227
...it better be fucking good.
648
00:43:50,841 --> 00:43:52,377
What the fuck?
649
00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:55,010
Piss off, will you?
You'll wake the fucking...
650
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,554
JJ?
651
00:43:56,594 --> 00:43:59,745
What are you doing? I told you,
I don't want to talk to you right now.
652
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:08,717
♪ So true
653
00:44:08,757 --> 00:44:11,449
♪ Funny how it seems
654
00:44:11,459 --> 00:44:12,874
♪ Always in time
655
00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:15,931
♪ But never in line for dreams
656
00:44:15,971 --> 00:44:20,684
♪ Head over heels when toe to toe
657
00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:24,719
♪ This is the sound of my soul
658
00:44:24,759 --> 00:44:27,933
♪ This is the sound
659
00:44:27,973 --> 00:44:30,891
♪ I bought a ticket to the world
660
00:44:31,956 --> 00:44:34,493
♪ But now I've come back again
661
00:44:36,392 --> 00:44:39,924
♪ Why do I find
it hard to write the next line
662
00:44:39,964 --> 00:44:44,099
♪ When I want the truth to be said?
663
00:44:46,387 --> 00:44:49,764
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
664
00:44:49,804 --> 00:44:54,393
♪ I know this much is true
665
00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:57,655
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
666
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,708
♪ I know this much is
667
00:45:01,748 --> 00:45:03,448
♪ True! ♪
668
00:45:08,165 --> 00:45:09,496
Take it away.
669
00:45:20,455 --> 00:45:22,745
♪ This much is true-oo
670
00:45:22,785 --> 00:45:26,154
♪ This much is true-oo-oo
671
00:45:26,194 --> 00:45:28,801
♪ I know, I know
I know this much is true
672
00:45:28,841 --> 00:45:32,402
♪ This much is true-oo
This much is true-oo-oo
673
00:45:32,442 --> 00:45:35,557
♪ I know this much is
674
00:45:35,597 --> 00:45:39,653
♪ True... ♪
675
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,742
We should have done it in B flat.
676
00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:00,967
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677
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:20,000
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