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CLICKING
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Let me see, Chris. Chris Miles?
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Ah, just a minute...
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Ah, good.
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Chris. In life,
we're all walking down a path.
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And when that path lacks direction,
that's when people get lost.
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And we don't like lost people,
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because no-one should get left behind.
Are you following me?
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I'm a bit lost.
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So glad we agree.
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I'm afraid you can't take your exams here.
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Are you saying I'm being expelled?
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I prefer the term "no longer
permanently affiliated".
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Why?
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It's less discouraging.
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No. Why am I being kicked out?
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Let's take a look, shall we?
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The nurse's office.
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- Three days ago.
- I had a headache.
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- Are you peeing on the science block?
- Nope.
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- That's my desk.
- That's not even me.
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Ah, this is invasion of privacy!
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I'll cut to the chase.
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We've no coursework from you and the exams
are about to start. You're a shit student.
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Your inevitably shit results
will affect my averages,
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and then I'll be swimming in a river
of shit and I didn't pack a snorkel.
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We'll send you a letter saying when
you have to leave your student flat.
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Look, this isn't right... Just...
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Wah-wah!
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Welcome to the real world.
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(Jal) Chris?
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Chris!
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Come on, Chris.
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Wanna hear a joke?
What do you call nacho cheese?
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Oh, shit. I got that wrong.
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Shelley.
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How does that nacho cheese joke go?
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Right...
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LAUGHS
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Right. OK. Bye!
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What do you call cheese
that doesn't belong to you?
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Nacho cheese?
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Have you heard it before?
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I've got nothing, absolutely nothing.
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It's not all that bad.
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I've been kicked out of college,
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I'm homeless and I'm never
going to see Angie ever again.
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Oh, dry your eyes, Princess.
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Huh?
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Maybe you should stop being
such a pussy and get off your arse
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and go do something about it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Right. Saying "fuck it"
works for you, then?
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Not really.
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Then maybe you should, you know, try.
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I do try!
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Don't I?
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No!
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That's all you ever say - no.
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- No way!
- Ah-ha! See? There you go.
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Always saying no.
No to pills, to parties...
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to me putting my hand on your gooch.
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OK. OK. So let's make a deal.
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I'll start saying "yes",
and you stop saying "fuck it".
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I'm gonna have to have that in writing,
I'm afraid. Use your pen.
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Who says I've got a pen?
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Jal...
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will you buy me a falafel?
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Yes.
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Bollocks.
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So, Derek,
let's see what we've got left.
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Slough Metropolitan University,
Abergavenny Tech,
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Cambridge Ringroad University...
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FARTS
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FARTS AGAIN
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Come in!
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Bad time?
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Derek needs to go away, have a nice
sit down and consider his UCAS options.
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FARTS
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Right, I've been to the Job Centre,
yeah...
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And they're a bit...
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well, they're all just fu...
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Fuddy-duddies.
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Yeah! They are fuddy-duddies.
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Right. They're like, "Just queue up
here, fill in this box here,
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"don't steal that."
It's a load of cra...
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Cranberry juice!
Do you want cranberry juice?
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Thanks.
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Erm...
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Anyway, yeah, there's one lady there,
I've never met such a big fat bi...
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Biscuit! Do you want a biscuit?
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How can I help?
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Well, I was thinking.
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Seeing as you're a careers officer...
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...I thought you could...
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you know...
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...help me get a job.
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Oh! Yeah! Totally!
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Yeah? Fucking ace!
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Chris! Swearing.
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Oh...
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Let's get you a job!
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What happened, Chris?
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There's loads of these Chinese lads
flipping burgers there.
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Me and Han Li
were having a spliff break,
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and then Paul, the shift manager,
comes along.
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...And she said, "You can't do that."
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Why not? It's pucking hard
getting people to talk to you.
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I mean child abuse, it's a bit
depressing. So my theory was,
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reel them in with the free porn,
then get to the serious stuff.
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...So I said, "Why can't people
bring their own glasses to the bar?"
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No wonder this country's turning obese.
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But Morris said that was the job,
and if I didn't like it, I could puck off.
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So I told him
he was a pitty boss and a pastard
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and he could pucking shove his pub
polo up his pap's-eye, stupid prick.
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I think one slipped through there, Chris.
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Stupid punt.
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What are you going to do?
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Do you remember them colouring-in books
when you were little, Jose?
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I hated them.
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If I'm gonna do a picture of a house,
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I don't want someone else telling me what
it should look like, know what I mean?
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(Boy) I hate this conformist,
repressive society
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and its stupid culture
of conformity, right.
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You know, everybody listens
to the same plastic music
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and does the same plastic job,
and dresses the same plastic way.
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I know, man. I know. Totally.
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I mean, you're cool
because you've got drugs.
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But most people just haven't got a clue
how they come across.
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MURMUR OF AGREEMENT
Yeah, man. Yeah, that's right.
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Look at this guy.
He is so mainstream.
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I mean, nobody thinks
for themselves any more.
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MURMUR OF AGREEMENT
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Individuality is dead.
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MURMUR OF AGREEMENT
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Originality is a dirty word.
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I mean, the only original thing left
to do is get totally fucking wasted.
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- Like us.
- Go for it, man.
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What are you doing?
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Shotguns! You gotta try this.
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What's up with your hair?
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Why? Don't you like it?
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No. No, no, no. It's fine. Really.
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Right. Enough bollocks.
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Time to get drunk.
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Your turn.
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Come on, let's party.
Man like me don't even like beer
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but I'm brap-brap-brapping
this all day, blood.
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Brap brap brap.
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OK. Yes.
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Brap brap brap!
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Fuck off!
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Try again.
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No!
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What was that? No?
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- I don't have to say yes to everything.
- Um, I think you do.
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- One, two, three, four...
- (Anwar) Yo, that guy's hat is nang!
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His hat game is strong.
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...Wallet, keys, phoneTry to protect me
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Not feeling this...
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- Why don't you go get his hat for An?
- What?
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Go get his hat. Go on.
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I'm out of breath...
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Easy peasy.
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Cos...it's not the samesince I've grown up
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I'm seeing the dark sideof this seaside town
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This B-side town
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Time for for me to leave
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I'm sick of it, sick of itAbsolutely sick of it
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Soaked, I'm coldand I'm feeling like a piece of shit
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Oh, you don't care...
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CHEERING
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What?
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Oh, my God! It's Cassie!
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Gently, gentlyPlease don't tempt me
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Got my wallet, keys, phoneTry to protect me
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Not feelin' this
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Leggin' it, leggin' it,absolutely peggin' it
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Taking the back streets...
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So what happened in Scotland?
Did you eat loads of deep-fried shit?
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(Maxxie) Did you get me a kilt?
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Not an actual deep-fried shit.
But, you know.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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So how was it?
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Oh, it was just... life.
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But I want to hear all your gossip.
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When did you two first get together,
by the way?
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By his hospital bed?
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Huh?
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Don't you know?
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Lovely Sid and lovely Michelle
are fucking.
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We're not...
Not in the way you're thinking, anyway.
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Don't lie, Sid.
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I know your dad's dead,
but you can't just go around
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doing whatever you want.
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What's going on?
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Cassie just said that Sid
and Michelle are doing it.
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But Tony didn't know. And neither did I.
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Or Chris. Or Maxxie. Or you. Probably.
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But, hey.
Hey, Cassie's back! Woo!
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(Sid) Tone...
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- Listen, Jal...
- Why didn't you tell me?
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It's awkward.
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If you can't talk to your best mate
about it, then...
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maybe it's not awkward
but completely fucking shit.
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Do you want to get out of here?
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It's beautiful here.
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That was mental, what you did tonight.
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Brilliant mental.
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Yeses are good.
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Yeah. Yeses are good.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Don't forget your side.
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Oh, I haven't. I made 50 quid
off that powder tonight
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so, er, life's looking up.
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Where you going?
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That's cheating. I hate cheats,
Chris. My dad's a cheat.
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What you doing?
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Play the game, Chris.
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I am.
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FARTS
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TOILET FLUSHES
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There was a note on your door.
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What'd it say?
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You've got to leave today.
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Shit. Better pack my stuff up, then.
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PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES
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Is that it?
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Where are you staying?
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Oh, you know.
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Nowhere.
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It's fine.
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See you round, Cass.
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Your CV is... unusual.
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We don't get many written
on cigarette packets.
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I like to recycle.
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By a few of your GCSE subjects,
you've put a question mark.
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- I wasn't sure if they counted.
- Why not?
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I achieved fail grades.
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I see.
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So, I'm looking for a trainee.
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Somebody good with people, a talker.
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Well, I'm...
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I'm a talker.
I mean, I've been talking for...
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Well, I don't know how long exactly,
but years.
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And I know loads of words as well.
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Like apivorous, for example.
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What's that?
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Someone who eat bees.
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OK. Er... A little test.
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Sell me this cup of tea.
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Um...
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Right. OK. Tea. It's...
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Shit. Er...
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Right...
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Would you like to buy this mug of tea?
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00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,276
No, thanks.
261
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:51,082
That's an interesting tie, can I?
Do you mind if I have a little?
262
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:52,526
Ahh! Ahh!
263
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,001
Sure I can't offer you that tea?
264
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,799
Here!
265
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:05,326
Right. Fair enough.
Just a teeny note.
266
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:08,837
That won't work with houses, OK?
267
00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:11,486
Yeah, OK.
268
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:16,244
Everyone,
this is Chris, the new trainee.
269
00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:18,642
Dave, Sarah, Dominic.
270
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:21,838
I'll have the papers sent
straight over. Bye-bye.
271
00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:27,678
G-o-o-o-o-o...
272
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:33,124
...o- o-o-o-o!
273
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:38,321
Brazil cara-a-a ha-a!
274
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:41,325
Yabba doo-doo.
275
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,880
Mmm-mm-mm.
276
00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:43,962
And Jon.
277
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,717
The sales table.
278
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,201
I'll let you get your bearings.
279
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,637
So what do you get if you win, then?
A pack of chocolate buttons?
280
00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:04,518
Don't be stupid.
281
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,205
You get a balloon.
282
00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,282
Looks like you're not doing
too well there, mate.
283
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:14,124
Yeah, well, first day.
284
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:17,045
Pah! That's what they all say.
285
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,758
Chris, is it?
286
00:18:21,807 --> 00:18:24,560
- Yeah.
- Let me give you a bit of advice, Chris.
287
00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:26,996
I'm the Sir Alec round here, yeah?
288
00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:31,006
Even if you signed Rooney, Ronaldo,
Wright-Philips, Adebayor,
289
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:33,322
you wouldn't have
the balls to get above me.
290
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,403
I wouldn't sell you
Rooney or Ronaldo, anyway.
291
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,675
Or Wright-Philips.
292
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,922
Or Adebayor. Yeah?
293
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:42,482
Not really that into football, so...
294
00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:44,483
Hah! Poof!
295
00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:53,080
Mrs Smith? Hi there.
296
00:18:53,127 --> 00:18:54,480
Yes, looking good for you.
297
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:57,758
So as I was saying earlier,
the kitchen is a real deal maker.
298
00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:58,796
(Man) Wow.
299
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,835
If I could afford a kitchen like this,
my wife would never have left me.
300
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:07,165
And in here particularly,
we've got huge amounts of LSD.
301
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:08,686
It's not what you're thinking, madam.
302
00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:11,997
Light, space
303
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:14,641
and drawers.
304
00:19:16,647 --> 00:19:20,083
If you're still humming and hawing,
305
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:22,561
let me tell you a little secret.
306
00:19:22,607 --> 00:19:27,283
The owners'll accept 20 below
the asking. Have we got a deal?
307
00:19:27,327 --> 00:19:29,795
I think we do.
308
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,917
< Thanks.
309
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,964
OK, this next place has been
on the market for about a year.
310
00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:42,760
It's spatially challenged
so it's a little tricky to rent.
311
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,765
Ball's in your court. Don't worry,
it just needs the right patter.
312
00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:49,959
Just, er, wait till you see the kitchen.
313
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,998
It's a real deal maker.
314
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:02,479
If I could afford a place like this,
my wife might never have left me!
315
00:20:05,927 --> 00:20:08,043
Oh.
316
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:11,397
Sorry. Watch your, er... Yeah.
317
00:20:11,447 --> 00:20:13,563
Yeah, watch your feet.
318
00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:18,517
So this place is great for doing LSD.
319
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,886
No, no.
320
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,916
Light.
321
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,161
ELECTRIC CRACKLING
322
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,245
Space.
323
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,485
And drawers.
324
00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:34,920
Garden.
325
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:45,524
Er, tell you a secret?
326
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,764
What do you think?
Look, we've got electric lights.
327
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:09,959
On and off.
We've got luxury radiators.
328
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,761
Er... We've got, like, four plug sockets!
329
00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:17,277
I mean, imagine, who'd need that many?
Like, Puff Daddy or someone.
330
00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:18,840
Well, la-di-da.
331
00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:22,004
I mean, sure, it needs some stuff.
332
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,878
But structurally, it's...
333
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:25,360
BANGING FROM UPSTAIRS
334
00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:27,796
(Man) Right, you dozy mare.
Get your fucking knickers off!
335
00:21:27,847 --> 00:21:30,884
WOMAN GIGGLES
336
00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:32,838
DOOR SLAMS
337
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:39,961
So... you've got a job
and a flat in one day.
338
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,963
Yes, I did.
339
00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:43,804
I think that's playing the game.
340
00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:45,485
Yes, it is.
341
00:21:45,527 --> 00:21:47,916
I think you deserve a reward.
342
00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:49,195
No?
343
00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:51,078
That word's banned.
344
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,885
Reward me.
345
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,200
JAL GASPS
346
00:22:34,247 --> 00:22:36,124
(Chris) What? Oh.
347
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:37,316
Oh. Wow.
348
00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:55,684
Thanks for letting me stay, Chris.
349
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,957
That's OK.
350
00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,520
Just for a bit, yeah?
351
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,046
Yeah.
352
00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:09,642
FOOTSTEPS, DOG GROWLS
353
00:23:09,687 --> 00:23:12,804
MAN URINATES, SIGHS
354
00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:17,318
Oh, Jal.
Have I shown you the bedroom?
355
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,280
We're gonna have some mad fun
in here, eh, Jal?
356
00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:23,601
DOG GROWLS
357
00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:25,160
Yeah. We will.
358
00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:29,644
Yeah, there's gonna be pills,
and pucking and pillows.
359
00:23:29,687 --> 00:23:32,645
Lots of pillows...
360
00:23:51,367 --> 00:23:53,119
Chris and Jal.
361
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,844
Jal and Chris.
362
00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:01,326
More couples.
363
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,916
More and more couples.
364
00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:13,919
Have you ever been in love?
365
00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:15,525
I don't think so.
366
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:20,045
Do you want me to describe it to you?
367
00:24:20,087 --> 00:24:21,236
OK.
368
00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:26,036
Do you remember when you rode
with me in the ambulance
369
00:24:26,087 --> 00:24:27,839
after I tried to kill myself?
370
00:24:27,887 --> 00:24:29,764
Of course.
371
00:24:29,807 --> 00:24:31,206
That's what love feels like.
372
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:43,361
We can arrange that, Mrs Collins.
HE MOUTHS
373
00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:47,082
Yeah... May I say I'll be sorry
not to be speaking to you every day?
374
00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:48,606
That's right. Yeah.
375
00:24:50,527 --> 00:24:52,006
Yeah, sure, sure.
376
00:24:52,047 --> 00:24:55,596
I'll call your solicitor first thing
in the morning about completion.
377
00:24:55,647 --> 00:24:56,966
Can I have a word?
378
00:24:57,007 --> 00:24:59,475
That's right. Oh, that's marvellous.
379
00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:02,121
Many thanks. Bye-bye.
380
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,761
G-o-o-o-o...
381
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:08,766
It's just you've...
you've not sold anything yet.
382
00:25:09,847 --> 00:25:11,405
You've been here a while now and...
383
00:25:11,447 --> 00:25:13,756
No, no, I understand.
384
00:25:13,807 --> 00:25:16,560
If there's anything I can do to help,
just let me know.
385
00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:18,438
A muzzle, maybe?
386
00:25:18,487 --> 00:25:21,001
(Jon) Yay-yay-yay-yay!
387
00:25:21,047 --> 00:25:23,083
He does sell properties, son.
388
00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:25,561
JON CONTINUES BABBLING
389
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,563
Kappa-ta, kappa-ta, kappa-ta!
390
00:25:27,607 --> 00:25:30,201
Brazil cara-a-a!
391
00:25:30,247 --> 00:25:31,760
Yay-yay-yah!
392
00:25:31,807 --> 00:25:35,117
MAN URINATES, SIGHS
393
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,477
FARTING
394
00:25:38,527 --> 00:25:42,156
TOILET FLUSHES, DOG GROWLS
395
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,926
(Man) Fuck off out of here,
you little prick.
396
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:49,399
Thanks for the duvet cover.
397
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:52,439
- That's OK.
- You know when you were little,
398
00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:55,877
did you ever use to unbutton
the covers and get inside?
399
00:25:55,927 --> 00:25:59,203
When you were young, did you ever
read The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
400
00:26:00,287 --> 00:26:01,879
It's a classic.
401
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:05,124
It's about this caterpillar, yeah,
and he eats a load of stuff,
402
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:09,718
and then he gets in a cocoon
and becomes a butterfly.
403
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:15,160
And after my brother died,
whenever my parents were just...
404
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:19,086
you know, I'd get inside my duvet
and I'd just read it over and over.
405
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:21,595
And it made me think that...
406
00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:24,923
when I came out,
I didn't want to be different.
407
00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:28,118
I just wanted what was outside
to be different.
408
00:26:29,207 --> 00:26:30,606
And was it ever?
409
00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:32,763
No.
410
00:26:35,647 --> 00:26:37,000
I'm gonna get sacked, Jal.
411
00:26:37,047 --> 00:26:39,561
The boss knows I'm a fuck-up.
412
00:26:40,647 --> 00:26:43,320
Do you remember what you wanted
the house to look like
413
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,085
when you came out the duvet?
414
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,402
Maybe you can sell that.
415
00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:54,237
You're not a fuck-up, Chris.
416
00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:05,318
CASSIE GIGGLES
417
00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,798
Anybody got any poppers?
418
00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:16,004
So this is the window
leading from the... windowy room,
419
00:27:16,047 --> 00:27:19,926
into the... sofa-ry room.
420
00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:21,639
(Woman) This is so lovely.
421
00:27:21,687 --> 00:27:24,884
But it's... just out of our budget.
422
00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:28,203
I'm not sure we can pay the asking.
423
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,203
The owner won't budge, I'm afraid.
424
00:27:30,247 --> 00:27:33,159
Then it looks like
we're wasting your time. I'm sorry.
425
00:27:34,247 --> 00:27:35,726
Sorry, can I just?
426
00:27:38,527 --> 00:27:39,676
Money.
427
00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:44,437
It's just bits of paper, or numbers
on a screen, innit, really?
428
00:27:44,487 --> 00:27:47,524
But these walls, they exist.
429
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:50,684
If you can imagine memories
happening in them, then that's real.
430
00:27:50,727 --> 00:27:54,322
I just...
I want you to imagine dying.
431
00:27:54,367 --> 00:27:57,757
Right, I know it sounds weird but just...
432
00:27:57,807 --> 00:28:00,560
Right, you're really old,
and you're in your bed
433
00:28:00,607 --> 00:28:03,201
and you're remembering your life.
434
00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:06,557
Right... Your daughter's first birthday.
435
00:28:06,607 --> 00:28:09,041
Shagging on a Sunday afternoon.
436
00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:12,966
Skinning up in the garden...
with the kids.
437
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,805
Right, when you do that,
438
00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:19,760
is this the house that you see
in all those memories?
439
00:28:19,807 --> 00:28:23,004
Cos if it is, then a few bits
of paper here or there
440
00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:24,560
don't really seem to matter.
441
00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:28,956
You're right.
442
00:28:30,527 --> 00:28:33,917
- Really?
- We'll take it.
443
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:37,084
Brilliant. Right, let's get back
to the office, then.
444
00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,880
- So what line of work are you in?
- We're erotic art dealers.
445
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,395
Nice one.
446
00:28:49,807 --> 00:28:52,275
When you go on this race
447
00:28:52,327 --> 00:28:54,682
You know you go, you go it long
448
00:28:54,727 --> 00:28:56,399
Go it long
449
00:28:56,727 --> 00:29:00,083
When you come in, you trust his face
450
00:29:00,127 --> 00:29:02,800
You know you're never wrong,never wrong...
451
00:29:02,847 --> 00:29:08,683
No, I'm good. The job's great,
Jal's beautiful, and I've got a flat.
452
00:29:08,727 --> 00:29:10,001
Did you get my present?
453
00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:12,122
I never take it off.
454
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,318
I just wanted to say thank you
for everything you've done for me.
455
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:18,598
Oh, Chris. I just gave you
the crayons. You drew the house.
456
00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:24,278
I'll call you back.
457
00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:29,759
This is the office.
458
00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:32,367
This is the office div.
459
00:29:32,407 --> 00:29:34,284
Let me get you some details.
460
00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:40,723
You must really like your lunch.
461
00:29:46,247 --> 00:29:48,044
Maybe you could find me a flat.
462
00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:50,879
Oh!
463
00:29:50,927 --> 00:29:52,406
Hello.
464
00:29:56,927 --> 00:29:58,645
- It's nice.
- Yeah, it is, isn't it?
465
00:29:58,687 --> 00:30:03,124
- Good location, ceilings, walls, floors.
- No, I mean it's nice to see you again.
466
00:30:04,447 --> 00:30:07,917
You look really good in a tie.
467
00:30:10,287 --> 00:30:11,766
I'll take it.
468
00:30:11,807 --> 00:30:14,446
- OK...
- The flat.
469
00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:18,279
Right!
470
00:30:18,327 --> 00:30:20,716
Right, good. Good.
471
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:29,126
'She just kept on staring at me,
just like she always did.'
472
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:31,158
It's not like anything happened,
it's just...
473
00:30:31,207 --> 00:30:33,482
- 'Chris, listen... '
- Seeing her, it's confusing.
474
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,324
'Right now's not a very good time.'
475
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,927
Angie makes my pollocks tighten,
you know?
476
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:40,117
'After all this time, I still wanna... '
477
00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:41,839
Chris, I've gotta go. Sorry.
478
00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:43,400
Bye. Bye.
479
00:30:43,447 --> 00:30:45,915
I'm really sorry you had to hear that.
480
00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:49,805
Oh, don't worry. It's totally cool.
481
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:53,965
OK. So, how can we help you
down your careers path?
482
00:30:56,127 --> 00:30:58,004
I'm thinking of leaving school,
483
00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:00,800
growing a beard
and joining the circus.
484
00:31:05,487 --> 00:31:10,515
Eye of newt, toe of frog.
485
00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,000
Wing of bat...
486
00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:16,481
...and tongue of dog.
487
00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:21,279
Cass... what is this?
488
00:31:23,407 --> 00:31:25,762
Punch for the housewarming party.
489
00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:28,521
What party?
490
00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:29,920
Housewarming party.
491
00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:34,285
Bye, Tom!
492
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,079
It's Tim.
493
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,683
What are you doing to yourself, Cassie?
494
00:31:42,727 --> 00:31:46,322
- Throwing myself to the wind.
- Do you mind not throwing Chris, too?
495
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:50,763
Oh... wow.
496
00:31:50,807 --> 00:31:52,035
But... fuck you.
497
00:31:54,527 --> 00:31:56,518
Do you think I'm jealous?
498
00:31:56,567 --> 00:32:00,037
Jealous of you and your boyfriend
and his ex who he's going to fuck
499
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:02,078
because she makes
his pollocks tighten?
500
00:32:02,127 --> 00:32:03,446
What?
501
00:32:04,527 --> 00:32:06,040
Angie's back.
502
00:32:06,087 --> 00:32:08,999
He's seen her.
503
00:32:12,087 --> 00:32:15,318
I've had my pain, Jal.
504
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,720
Yours is in the post.
505
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:35,319
HUBBUB
506
00:32:40,647 --> 00:32:44,481
(Woman) What are you doing?
507
00:32:49,607 --> 00:32:51,882
Chris!
You've been missing all the fun.
508
00:32:51,927 --> 00:32:54,964
Yeah, what's going on?
Who are all these people?
509
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,998
We're having a housewarming party.
510
00:32:57,047 --> 00:33:00,244
- Where's Jal?
- She's gone, Chris.
511
00:33:00,287 --> 00:33:01,276
Where?
512
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:05,959
No. She's gone, Chris.
513
00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:07,486
That's people.
514
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:13,477
We arrive, consume what we can
and then leave. Like locust.
515
00:33:31,687 --> 00:33:33,325
Oi! Fuck off!
516
00:33:33,367 --> 00:33:35,198
What you doing here?
517
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:38,796
I came with Anwar.
He's gone to get me some punch.
518
00:33:38,847 --> 00:33:41,680
When are you going to stop
playing these games, Sketch?
519
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:45,117
Green doesn't suit you, Maxxie.
520
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:48,045
Sorry it took so long.
Tastes a bit funky, too.
521
00:33:48,087 --> 00:33:50,396
Yo, blood.
522
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,316
What?
523
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,403
What is it, dude?
524
00:33:57,127 --> 00:33:59,004
Have you seen yourself?
525
00:33:59,047 --> 00:34:01,163
He looks proper lush.
526
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,686
Shut it, you!
527
00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:19,397
You're fucking da-humped.
528
00:34:36,127 --> 00:34:38,038
I was passing.
529
00:34:38,087 --> 00:34:39,884
Ange.
530
00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:46,442
Having a party?
Where's your girlfriend?
531
00:34:47,767 --> 00:34:51,123
She's eating locusts. Or something.
532
00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:55,283
Right.
533
00:34:57,407 --> 00:34:59,523
Want to explore?
534
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,683
SHE PANTS
535
00:35:12,447 --> 00:35:15,041
- No.
- Chris?
536
00:35:15,087 --> 00:35:17,840
I don't mind about her.
537
00:35:24,047 --> 00:35:27,278
It's not the same, is it?
538
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,964
KNOCK AT DOOR
539
00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:40,680
(Jal) Chris, are you in there?
540
00:35:40,727 --> 00:35:42,206
Chris, it's me.
541
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:47,403
I know you wouldn't do it, OK?
Chris...
542
00:35:49,327 --> 00:35:51,682
Chris?
543
00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:08,399
Jal!
544
00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:15,195
Where you been?
545
00:36:17,807 --> 00:36:19,684
Your shirt's inside out.
546
00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:33,679
Jal...
547
00:36:45,047 --> 00:36:47,038
Oh, it's, er...
548
00:36:48,287 --> 00:36:50,005
Oh!
549
00:36:50,047 --> 00:36:52,561
We seem to have a small problem
with vermin.
550
00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:55,765
Come through anyway.
551
00:37:00,447 --> 00:37:02,677
Master bedroom.
552
00:37:08,127 --> 00:37:10,960
Second bedroom.
553
00:37:11,007 --> 00:37:12,679
"GUNSHOTS"
554
00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:28,839
I'm really sorry.
555
00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:32,077
Not as sorry as I am.
556
00:37:34,807 --> 00:37:36,798
Bye then.
557
00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:40,320
Good luck, son.
558
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:51,844
I'm sorry I got you sacked.
559
00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,355
Oh, it would have happened
sooner or later.
560
00:37:56,247 --> 00:37:58,556
Where's Jal?
561
00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:00,086
I dunno, Cass.
562
00:38:01,807 --> 00:38:04,640
That's my fault too.
563
00:38:04,687 --> 00:38:07,155
No, it's not. That was mine.
564
00:38:13,967 --> 00:38:17,357
Do you know what hurts the most
about a broken heart?
565
00:38:18,647 --> 00:38:22,162
Not being able to remember
how you felt before.
566
00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:27,835
Try and keep that feeling
567
00:38:27,887 --> 00:38:31,800
because, if it goes...
568
00:38:32,927 --> 00:38:34,758
...you'll never get it back.
569
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,803
What happens then?
570
00:38:42,807 --> 00:38:46,436
Then you lay waste to the world...
571
00:38:46,487 --> 00:38:48,955
and everything in it.
572
00:39:22,367 --> 00:39:23,686
(Man) Well done.
573
00:39:23,727 --> 00:39:26,446
OK. OK, OK...
574
00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:29,479
Well done, well done.
You were last, but well done.
575
00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:32,405
Off you go, son.
Go on, go on, don't panic.
576
00:39:32,447 --> 00:39:36,838
Keep going. Come on.
Good boy! Good boy.
577
00:39:54,687 --> 00:39:56,564
Do you want some sandwich?
578
00:39:56,607 --> 00:39:57,881
No, thanks.
579
00:39:57,927 --> 00:39:59,485
OK.
580
00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:03,925
Tony. I've fucked it all up.
581
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,605
Again.
582
00:40:05,647 --> 00:40:07,922
Shit, dude.
Try getting hit by a bus.
583
00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,719
That'll really put
a dampener on your day.
584
00:40:15,607 --> 00:40:18,326
Honestly, have some tuna sandwich.
585
00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:20,483
It'll make you feel better.
586
00:40:20,527 --> 00:40:22,085
Promise.
587
00:40:34,407 --> 00:40:35,920
Bye, Tony.
588
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,446
See you next week, Anna.
589
00:40:42,447 --> 00:40:47,646
Do you ever get depressed
about... your accident?
590
00:40:47,687 --> 00:40:50,121
Used to.
591
00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:51,395
But who does it help?
592
00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:56,403
I had everything I wanted.
And lost it all.
593
00:40:56,447 --> 00:40:58,722
Hurts like fuck.
594
00:40:58,767 --> 00:41:00,280
But, Chris...
595
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,757
...I'm going to get it all back.
596
00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:07,401
Piece by piece.
597
00:41:07,447 --> 00:41:08,880
What else is there?
598
00:41:27,007 --> 00:41:28,998
MAN MUTTERS
599
00:41:39,847 --> 00:41:40,882
Fuck it!
600
00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:55,759
Hi. It's me. Leave a message.
601
00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:59,163
'Hi, it's Angie. Look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.
602
00:41:59,207 --> 00:42:01,880
'But I hope things work out for you.
603
00:42:01,927 --> 00:42:06,079
'I'm going, but there's something
I want you to have.'
604
00:42:06,127 --> 00:42:07,560
DOORBELL
605
00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:09,359
Whose flat is this?
606
00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:14,117
A friend of mine left town.
I'll tell you later.
607
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,600
Thanks for coming.
608
00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:30,479
OK, so I've been thinking about why
I always fuck everything up for myself.
609
00:42:30,527 --> 00:42:32,916
And this is the best way
that I can explain.
610
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:39,724
This is how it started for me.
611
00:42:39,767 --> 00:42:41,246
It was good.
612
00:42:44,087 --> 00:42:45,998
Then things started going wrong.
613
00:42:49,247 --> 00:42:51,442
Then someone else escaped.
614
00:42:51,487 --> 00:42:53,796
The gravity holding us together
was gone.
615
00:42:53,847 --> 00:42:55,758
We were floating in space.
616
00:43:08,207 --> 00:43:11,324
It's kinda easy when
you've got nothing, because...
617
00:43:11,367 --> 00:43:13,358
nothing can't be taken away from you.
618
00:43:14,927 --> 00:43:16,679
But I don't want nothing any more.
619
00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:27,158
Is that it? Are you the only person
in the world that's been let down?
620
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:32,597
The only one that's been hurt,
abandoned.
621
00:43:32,647 --> 00:43:34,126
Are you?
622
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,244
So what gives you the right
to act like you are?
623
00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:43,721
Jal... can't you forgive me?
624
00:43:45,287 --> 00:43:46,686
No.
625
00:43:48,807 --> 00:43:50,604
Jal. Don't you understand? I wanna...
626
00:43:50,647 --> 00:43:54,037
Make a new fucking pact
that means nothing to you?
627
00:43:54,087 --> 00:43:55,520
Yeah. Let's do that.
628
00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:58,559
Let's build something.
And we'll tear it down.
629
00:43:58,607 --> 00:44:02,520
Fuck it. Come on... Come on. Say it!
Build something. Tear it down!
630
00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:09,242
You're not who I thought you were.
631
00:44:09,287 --> 00:44:12,643
You're an empty, poisonous smile.
632
00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:18,123
Jal, what do you want me to say?
I don't know what I'm meant to say.
633
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:20,522
Jal, look at me.
634
00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:23,127
Look, I was perfectly happy
killing myself.
635
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:25,442
Right, but then you asked me to try...
636
00:44:25,487 --> 00:44:27,523
And for the first time
in my life it felt like
637
00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:29,637
someone actually gave a shit.
638
00:44:29,687 --> 00:44:33,521
And that person was worth
trying for. And now I'd...
639
00:44:33,567 --> 00:44:37,321
I'd fucking make the world record
biggest sandwich if you asked me to.
640
00:44:37,367 --> 00:44:42,043
I'd kick old grannies in the tits.
I'd fill the rivers with Panda Pops.
641
00:44:42,087 --> 00:44:43,076
Stop.
642
00:44:48,287 --> 00:44:50,164
I fucked up big time.
643
00:44:50,207 --> 00:44:51,765
I'm more than sorry.
644
00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:56,043
I love you, Jal.
645
00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:59,086
You're my whole world.
646
00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:04,477
Now you've got snot on your face.
647
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,043
I'm going to the Job Centre.
648
00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:25,805
Wait for me?
649
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:54,721
Go-o-o-o-o-o...!
650
00:45:54,767 --> 00:45:58,646
Spaghetti Bolognese, Italia '90!
651
00:45:58,687 --> 00:46:02,282
'Yah-yah-yah!
You come-a to me! '
652
00:46:04,047 --> 00:46:08,598
I got no reason to lie to you-ou
653
00:46:08,647 --> 00:46:10,922
Honey
654
00:46:12,007 --> 00:46:15,841
You got me but you still got me wrong
655
00:46:15,887 --> 00:46:20,677
Because it's all for you-ou
656
00:46:20,727 --> 00:46:23,605
Honey
657
00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:27,958
Keep the grooves on
658
00:46:28,007 --> 00:46:32,876
I got no reason to lie to you-ou
659
00:46:32,927 --> 00:46:35,680
Honey
660
00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:40,118
You got me but you still got me wrong
661
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,759
This time
662
00:46:41,809 --> 00:46:46,359
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