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STIRRING ORGAN MUSIC
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LONG FINAL CHORD
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LOUD BANG
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INTENSE TECHNO MUSIC
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DRUM 'N' BASS SOUNDS CONTINUE
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ELECTRONIC BEATS CONTINUE
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Ho-ooo!
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Pretty good, fella, but not good enough.
Homo!
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Yeah, because I rule, basically.
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Shit bender.
Ah, Kelly, you're stankin'!
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- What about you, you sweaty fuck?!
- Aargh! Get away, you scummer.
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Later, then!
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What d'you think of that, then?
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Tone?
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What?
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Think of what?
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The moves...
Me, Jonno and Kel worked it out.
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It's OK.
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HORN BLARES
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Hey! Nothing to worry about,
dude. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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It's all right.
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Everything's cool. >
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I want you to know
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When I look in your eyes...
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- (Girl) Hi, Maxxie.
- Hey.
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(AIl) Hi.
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Who's that?
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That's Tony.
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Hey!
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What's up with you?
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I had a traumatic subdural haematoma
with motor and perceptional complications.
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Are you mental?
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Yes.
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I'd still give you one.
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Totally. He's well fit.
Yeah, Queenie?
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Yeah. He's buff.
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Hey, come on, Tone.
See you later, girls.
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(AIl) See you, Maxxie! Bye!
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I wanna give Maxxie one.
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You can't. He's homosexual.
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Bummer.
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(Woman) See? I remembered your favourite.
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(Tony) Thanks.
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You've grown, Tony. And there's another
two inches in you, easy.
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- How's your mum?
- I don't remember you.
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Oh, well. We used to have lovely chats
when I was cleaning your mum's place.
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- You were such a clever little lad.
- I'm stupid now.
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No.
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Here you go, mate.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Oh, we used to giggle. >
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Well, you never did know what
your mum was going to say next.
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Ketchup, Mum?
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Yeah, right.
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Bloody hilarious jokes she told.
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Filthy! Oh, a right laugh, your mum.
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Mum? >
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I need to pee.
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I can manage it myself, usually.
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Yeah, sorry.
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ALARM SOUNDS
Oh, fucking... fucking... fucking thing!
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ELECTRIC MOTOR HUMS
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WATER SQUIRTS
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Oooh!
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Ooh, la la!
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One, two, three, go
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Move your feet,we're going for a ride, yee-hal
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Dip your hat and lean from side to side
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Kick up those heels and hit the floor
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Take the wheel, go round for more
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Nothing's gonna stop my Friday night
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Cos Friday night is made for dancing
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Yes, Friday night is made for fun
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My Friday night is for romancing
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My Friday night, my Friday nighthas just begun
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Yee-hal
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Oi, look out.
Here comes Batty Boy. >
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You wanna watch it, Dale.
He'll slip you a big fat cock!
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- No fucking way, man!
- Cockety-cock-cock!
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Or he'll slurp you a big fat cock!
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A big fucking cock, yeah.
He'll be like, "All right, my lover!"
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Then wank you silly all over his face
and then be like tying you up
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and shoving his big fat cock right up your arse
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and you wouldn't be able to fucking stop him
cos it's fucking torture. You're shrieking and...
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- I'm just saying fucking homos, though, innit?
- (AIl) Yeah, fucking homos.
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Fuck 'em. We'll fuck them up. Fuckin' queers!
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- Lads...
- Yeah, fuckin' 'omos!
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- Nice one, Taz!
- Hey, Taz!
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- All right, love?
- Tea's ready.
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Nice routine, Dad.
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Nice? It's gonna fucking
slay them at the regionals.
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Cool.
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I just wanted to ask, is it OK
if I drop out of my A-levels and?
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Come back? >
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I wanna leave college
and audition for musicals in London.
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You're getting qualifications
and you're coming to me on the building.
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But how's a history A-level
gonna help me be a builder?
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You'll be an educated builder.
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Dad, I want to be a dancer.
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They have dancing every Thursday
down the centre. You love that. >
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- No, but...
- Pastimes. That's what we're into.
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- Dad...
- The rest isn't for us.
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Get the dog.
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Taz!
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THEY SNIGGER
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Fucking turd burglar.
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- Watch out, Dale.
- Fucking dog!
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Quiet, boy.
You got something to say, kidder?
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Say what I like.
Free country, innit?
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Fair point.
But here's my suggestion, son.
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You tell your dad
what you said to Walter Oliver.
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All right, my lover?
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Lads.
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- You got fucked up, man!
- Big, big time.
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< Big time!
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Sid?
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Sid!
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Sid!
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Tony?
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I need to pee.
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My hands don't work.
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Well, I always sorted you out
when you were a baby.
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I got to register for college,
sign my name on a form.
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But my head's forgotten bits of me.
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All sorts of bits...
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Give it time, love.
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- Just...
- Oh.
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- I can aim.
- Right.
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< All right?
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URINE TRICKLES
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URINE CONTINUES TO FLOW
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SNIGGERS
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Oh, bloody hell, Tone!
You always did make me laugh.
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You're making me miss.
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You and every other bloke
in this sodding house.
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FLOW STOPS
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Whatever happened
to that nice lass you had?
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Oh, my God! OK, watch this!
Watch this, you bunch of pussy-fuckers, OK?
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One, two, three. Go!
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Oh, my God!
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- We on the right floor?
- Dunno, do I?
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All right, angry boots!
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- I wanted to get ready for the party.
- Well, that'll take all of about 30 seconds.
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I get ready. I dress up.
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Nah... that's what we love
about you, Jal - unstudied.
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Fucking hell! I dress up!
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Is this the door?
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Whoa.
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You don't see that every day.
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GENTLE KNOCKING
It's open!
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That'll be Sid.
He's gonna take me home.
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Oh... Chris... Jalander.
Oh, what a nice surprise.
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Came just at the right time.
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Right...
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Where's Sid?
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- Ah!
- Hi, guys.
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< Hi, Tony, Chris. Hello, funny name.
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Where'd you lot spring from?
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- Just finished seeing to Tony.
- Ah.
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Yeah. She was...
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seeing to him.
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Great. How are you, lad?
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Better, thanks.
She's got warm hands.
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Oh, they're lovely and warm.
Always say that.
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HE MOUTHS
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So you're all dancing
the night away tonight, huh?
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Yeah... bit of a party.
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- It's not really a party.
- Yeah, that's right.
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What party?
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Look, sorry, Tone, but your mum says
we gotta take you home.
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Maybe your folks think
it's too soon to be going out.
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Fuck my folks!
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Where's Sid?
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He couldn't make it, mate.
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- His dad made him stay in and...
- Mow the grass.
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Yeah, that's it.
He's mowing the grass.
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He couldn't make it, Tony. >
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All right? Sid couldn't make it... >
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BIRDSONG ON TV
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'Hey! Hi, Sid!
When are you coming to see me?
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'Everyone's so lovely in Elgin.
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'Here's my new friends,
Rory and Lachlan.'
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- 'AII right, wee man? '
- 'Hello, there, Sidney.'
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- 'Rory's going to let me blow his chanter later.'
- 'It's easy. Ye just need to learn tae finger it.'
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- 'I've already been beating Lachlan's bodhran.'
- 'Magic! Aye! '
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- What?!
- 'I'm not very good.'
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< 'Aye, ye are! '
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'Anyway, there's a present in there, Sid.
And watch what I can do.'
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BAGPIPES PLAY
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Mighty fucking Scotland.
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< 'Hoots! '
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Don't you care what I want?!
Don't I get to decide?
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Yeah. You're gonna decide to be a builder
who dances in his spare time.
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I don't want to be
a fucking builder!
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- What's wrong with it?
- Nothing. Nothing.
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I just... I can do this, Dad!
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- You don't think I can do it, do you?
- No, lad.
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Fucking hell! Thanks, Dad.
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- It's not my fault, is it?
- What?
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That you're stuck in a fucking
white van all your life.
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Don't you speak to me like that!
I'll clout you round the fucking earhole.
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Like you clout the fucking dog?!
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Don't bring the fucking dog into it.
And I'll have no fucking swearing in this house!
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(Maxxie) Mum fucking swears
at you all the time!
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Don't wait.
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We said we'd take you home.
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Don't wanna go home.
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Groove upon the party
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Yo, when I'm cruisingin my Lamborghini
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The chicks see me, they go,"Mmm, wow, he's so sexy"
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I love the pussy
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I love the pussy, I love the pussyIn the pussy, out of the pussy
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Phone...fuck
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Five finger
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Fi...
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Argh! Ow!
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Oh... Fuckin' hell!
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Sorry. >
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I gotta remember
to stand pimp in these.
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(Jal) What's happening, "blood"?
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I'm in for some serious, slippy-slidey
todger action at this party, man!
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It's not... really a party.
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Are you pissing me? It's the biggest night
of the year. Everybody's going!
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- Yeah, except Tony.
- Yeah?
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Shame, man. It's gonna be...
Huh! Wah! Chugga-chugga-wah! Hit me!
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- Ow!
- Tony can't go. Remember?
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Fuckers!
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Yeah. Come on, mate.
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I told you to keep quiet
about the sodding rave.
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- And why are you dressed as a crack dealer?
- You think it's too much?
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If I'd just met you, Anwar,
I'd rather slit my wrists than give you one.
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That's because you don't
give anyone one. Yeah?
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- Watch out or they'll take your tits into care.
- Huh?
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Because they don't get out enough.
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You geddit? Your tits...
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Hello, Mr Stonem.
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Wondered where you were.
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Thanks for bringing him back.
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That's all right.
No problem. Maybe we'll pop round...
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tomorrow.
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Let's go get fucked.
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Are you not going
to have anything, Tony? >
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No.
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OK.
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So, um, what did you get up to today?
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He shouldn't be going out! He's wandering
around, God knows where...
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- Jim...
- We don't even know who he's with!
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- Jim!
- He could have a bleed or a fit or...
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Yeah, Jim. He's here.
251
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Oh, fuck it!
252
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,562
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it.
253
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:29,917
All right, all right. Just...
for Christ's sake, eat something!
254
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,446
Look, Mum's made it easy.
255
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,126
It's all... Iovely and...
256
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,725
bite-sized.
257
00:19:40,407 --> 00:19:44,161
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on,
let's talk about something else. Come on.
258
00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:47,517
- Come on.
- Yeah, OK. What do you want to talk about?
259
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,161
- Dirty jokes.
- What?
260
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,357
Maxxie's mum says your jokes are filthy.
261
00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:57,399
You saw Jackie Oliver today?
262
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,326
Jackie probably was thinking
about someone else. Right, Anthea?
263
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,686
Yeah, yeah...
264
00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:10,400
Anyway... This mate of mine's
been going to the doctor.
265
00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:11,562
Who's that?
266
00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:14,883
Er, don't think you know him.
Um, anyway, he had to have some tests,
267
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:18,158
had palpitations or something...
So he eventually goes back
268
00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:21,040
to the doctor to get the results
and, er, the doctor says,
269
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,523
"Sit down. I'm afraid there's good news
and there's bad news.
270
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,365
"The bad news is
you've only got a month to live."
271
00:20:27,407 --> 00:20:30,160
My mate's like,
devastated, he's gutted.
272
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:34,758
But he pulls himself together
and he says, "What's the good news?"
273
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:38,959
The doctor says, "See my new receptionist?
Blonde. Great arse. Huge tits.
274
00:20:39,007 --> 00:20:40,326
"Well, I'm fucking her."
275
00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:47,162
That's crap.
276
00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:51,276
Yeah.
277
00:20:51,327 --> 00:20:53,841
My name's Anthea Stonem.
Thank you and good night.
278
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:56,481
GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY
279
00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:03,560
They'll take her tits into care...
280
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:06,041
They're gonna...
281
00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:09,284
They don't get out enough!
282
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,921
I got it!
283
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,002
I got it!
284
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,837
(Dad) Look, I've told you before,
he's not leaving college. That's it!
285
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:28,447
(Mum) You don't need to be such
a monster man about it!
286
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,761
(Dad) Who's being a monster man?
287
00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:30,876
- You is.
- Bollocks!
288
00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:33,316
(Mum) What's eating you, you big old bully?
289
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,961
(Dad) Nothing! Nothing.
Just leave it alone.
290
00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:37,804
He's not leaving, that's final.
291
00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:40,122
DOORBELL RINGS
292
00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:48,085
All right, Walter?
293
00:21:48,127 --> 00:21:51,483
Bandy. How you doin'?
294
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,121
Only passable, Walter.
295
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:57,477
It seems like my Dale
has overstepped his mouth.
296
00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:01,999
Little misunderstanding, that's it.
297
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,522
What have you gotta say, dildo-head?
298
00:22:06,807 --> 00:22:08,240
Sorry, Mr Oliver.
299
00:22:09,407 --> 00:22:10,203
And?
300
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,200
Sorry, Max.
301
00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:17,001
He's baked a cake of remorse.
302
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:30,159
- Very nice.
- So we're all right, then, Walter?
303
00:22:30,207 --> 00:22:33,165
Water under the bridge, Bandy.
How's the wife?
304
00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:35,084
Oh, not bad.
They gave her early release.
305
00:22:35,127 --> 00:22:37,846
Still gotta wear
the electronic tag, of course.
306
00:22:37,887 --> 00:22:39,400
Bummer.
307
00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:42,598
HE MOUTHS
< And they've banned her for life
308
00:22:42,647 --> 00:22:45,480
from operating a concrete mixer
or a cattle prod.
309
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:47,880
It's probably for the best.
310
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:08,081
Gotta get bad before it gets good
311
00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:10,766
It's gotta get bad before it gets good
312
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,116
It's gotta get bad before it gets good
313
00:23:14,887 --> 00:23:15,876
I want it good now
314
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,566
But it's gotta get bad before it gets good
315
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,006
That's what you say
316
00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:23,005
It's gotta get bad before it gets good
317
00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:26,760
Stay with meYou know that you should
318
00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:29,765
Cos it's gotta get bad before it gets good
319
00:23:31,407 --> 00:23:33,875
You say you trust me
320
00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:36,600
But just me
321
00:23:36,647 --> 00:23:42,563
Put your faith in me, then wait patiently
322
00:23:42,607 --> 00:23:47,601
You say it's hard nowbut good things come from this
323
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:52,845
So I'll keep on living on your promises
324
00:23:54,047 --> 00:23:57,039
Gotta get bad before it gets good
325
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,726
It's gotta get bad before it gets good
326
00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:03,157
It's gotta get bad before it gets good
327
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:06,759
You tell me lies
328
00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:09,765
But you do it with style
329
00:24:09,807 --> 00:24:12,082
Saying it'll come good
330
00:24:12,127 --> 00:24:14,243
In a little while
331
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,962
You keep on spinning your words
332
00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:20,726
That beguile
333
00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:25,636
Then you break your promiseswith a film-star smile
334
00:24:25,687 --> 00:24:27,723
Don't care what you say
335
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:31,521
Just show me what you did
336
00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:32,716
Show me what you did
337
00:24:47,647 --> 00:24:51,720
Oh, Tony! For fuck's sake. Come on!
338
00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:55,520
Stop!
339
00:24:57,407 --> 00:24:58,681
Fucking hell.
340
00:24:58,727 --> 00:25:00,285
Get off!
341
00:25:04,327 --> 00:25:06,238
Oh, fuck!
342
00:25:19,447 --> 00:25:21,597
CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS
343
00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:42,156
PHONE RINGS
344
00:25:48,087 --> 00:25:49,725
(Maxxie) 'Tony?
345
00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:51,962
'Are you all right? '
346
00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:54,157
No.
347
00:25:54,207 --> 00:25:56,675
Nobody wants me
to come out any more.
348
00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:58,285
'Oh, fuck it. Come anyway.'
349
00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:02,521
'My dad won't let me
go back to college.'
350
00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:05,035
And mine won't let me leave.
351
00:26:05,087 --> 00:26:06,839
We're both bummed, bruv.
352
00:26:08,407 --> 00:26:11,479
'Why doesn't Sid come any more? '
353
00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:13,006
Can't remember when he was here.
354
00:26:13,047 --> 00:26:14,639
'He misses you, Tony.'
355
00:26:16,647 --> 00:26:18,126
I miss me.
356
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,960
Come out. I'll get you dancing.
357
00:26:23,007 --> 00:26:23,996
'Yeah? '
358
00:26:24,047 --> 00:26:26,277
You gonna gay me?
359
00:26:26,327 --> 00:26:28,283
'Hey... Tony's here.'
360
00:26:35,087 --> 00:26:37,362
SQUEAKING
361
00:26:37,407 --> 00:26:38,726
Who's that?
362
00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:47,957
Hello, everybody.
363
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:52,080
I'd like to sing a little ditty
that I hope you'll rather enjoy.
364
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,877
Alastair, would you mind
pressing play, please?
365
00:26:55,927 --> 00:26:58,157
Thanks awfully.
366
00:26:58,207 --> 00:27:03,440
Raaaas! Gimme a riddim, blud.
Mi gonna tear it up with a back ender.
367
00:27:03,487 --> 00:27:07,844
I wanna hear it big, blud.
I wanna hear it hit out, blud!
368
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:11,357
I wanna hear it massive!
Cos we're takin' it uptown!
369
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:20,797
FAST RAPPING
370
00:28:06,847 --> 00:28:09,236
- Hey! Maxxie!
- Monkey Man!
371
00:28:14,287 --> 00:28:17,484
CHEERS AND WHISTLES
372
00:28:32,567 --> 00:28:36,879
TELEVISION IS ON IN DISTANCE
373
00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:54,597
< Fuck me!
374
00:28:55,687 --> 00:28:57,200
You're just a kid.
375
00:28:59,847 --> 00:29:01,166
You're mental.
376
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,196
Thanks.
377
00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:05,716
Ready?
378
00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:10,280
LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING
379
00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,324
Hey, Jal! Where's your moves?
380
00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:45,440
- Fuck me senseless!
- Whoa!
381
00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,997
Yeah. He's hot, man.
382
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,358
Ah, you gay boy!
383
00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:51,682
BAGPIPES PLAY
384
00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:55,643
BAGPIPES PLAY LOUDER
385
00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:02,800
Here I come, Cass. I'm coming!
386
00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:31,845
It's OK, Tony.
387
00:31:31,887 --> 00:31:33,366
Come on.
388
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,678
No way. Look who's coming.
389
00:31:39,727 --> 00:31:41,957
It's Tony Stonem. >
390
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:46,159
Oh, my God! Tony, hi! You look...
391
00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:48,926
so, so OK. Not like...
392
00:31:48,967 --> 00:31:52,755
Well, they said you were like a total mong,
and I would have been so pissed
393
00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:55,367
if you were a vegetable
and had to be switched off.
394
00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:58,119
- Do I know you?
- Tony!
395
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:03,036
You do. You know me
really rather well. Remember?
396
00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:08,440
You were a very naughty boy.
But I forgive you.
397
00:32:10,607 --> 00:32:13,565
- Is it all still working, yah?
- Sorry.
398
00:32:13,607 --> 00:32:15,006
Can't place you.
399
00:32:15,047 --> 00:32:18,517
You remember, Tony - how you said
I was like your total dream shag?
400
00:32:18,567 --> 00:32:19,522
I said that?
401
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:22,479
Because Michelle had the funny tits,
and was so boring,
402
00:32:22,527 --> 00:32:26,566
and you wanted to go out with me
because I had the longest tongue you ever...
403
00:32:26,607 --> 00:32:28,723
He can't... place you.
404
00:32:28,767 --> 00:32:30,519
Oh.
405
00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:32,683
Come on, Tone.
406
00:32:38,407 --> 00:32:40,204
Tongue?
407
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,006
Oh, yeah.
408
00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:20,560
Ah! Get off!
409
00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:23,006
Ahh!
410
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,082
Help!
411
00:33:29,127 --> 00:33:31,004
Wanna get out!
412
00:33:31,047 --> 00:33:32,526
Tony!
413
00:33:41,407 --> 00:33:42,965
Tony!
414
00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:47,160
Tony!
415
00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,923
Get the fuck out my way, will you?!
416
00:34:00,287 --> 00:34:02,562
Tony!
417
00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:05,846
Tone?
418
00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:18,286
Tone?
419
00:34:26,047 --> 00:34:27,924
Tone?
420
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:29,480
Stop fucking about, yeah?
421
00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,880
RUSTLING
422
00:34:32,567 --> 00:34:33,886
(Wait. Wait.) >
423
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,436
All right, Blowjob.
424
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,566
Faggot.
425
00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:47,325
- Cocksucker!
- Wanker!
426
00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:48,641
All right, gay boy?
427
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,518
Fucking get him! Get him!
428
00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:12,115
LAUGHING
429
00:35:27,407 --> 00:35:28,920
Tossers.
430
00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:51,600
Sent them the other way.
431
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,165
The fucking cake.
432
00:35:55,207 --> 00:35:58,836
I should've knew it
when I saw the hundreds and thousands.
433
00:35:58,887 --> 00:36:02,641
Lemon drizzle. It's a piece of piss.
434
00:36:04,207 --> 00:36:05,765
Dale.
435
00:36:05,807 --> 00:36:08,685
You can't just treat me like shit
and then just...
436
00:36:10,447 --> 00:36:11,596
...just...
437
00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:16,042
Ah... fuck it!
438
00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:29,719
DOORBELL RINGS
439
00:36:31,447 --> 00:36:33,119
(Jackie) Jim? What's wrong?
440
00:36:33,167 --> 00:36:35,556
(Jim) Sorry it's so late.
441
00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:37,120
< I've lost Tony.
442
00:36:38,087 --> 00:36:40,043
He doesn't answer his phone. >
443
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:43,638
I don't even know if he can. >
444
00:36:48,487 --> 00:36:50,398
I can't keep him in. But...
445
00:36:52,487 --> 00:36:53,886
He's not right.
446
00:36:55,287 --> 00:36:56,356
Who is?
447
00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:58,795
< Everything's mental.
448
00:36:59,847 --> 00:37:01,838
This competition last week.
449
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,526
Fucking break-dancing Chihuahua.
450
00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:07,479
I mean, what's it come to?
451
00:37:09,647 --> 00:37:11,444
Right.
452
00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:18,801
You never know what's gonna happen
till you're sitting in a hospital.
453
00:37:21,687 --> 00:37:25,566
And I'm thinking, "I've really,
really fucked up here,
454
00:37:25,607 --> 00:37:28,917
"because I'm supposed
to stop this happening."
455
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:31,481
And now I don't know where he is.
456
00:37:36,847 --> 00:37:39,805
Something happens,
suddenly you've lost them.
457
00:37:48,607 --> 00:37:50,518
His friends'll look after him.
458
00:38:00,327 --> 00:38:02,682
LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION
459
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:48,156
What you on?
460
00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,564
Cass sent me a tab.
461
00:38:53,647 --> 00:38:56,002
She misses you, right?
462
00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:03,043
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.
463
00:39:04,607 --> 00:39:06,325
I go to see him.
464
00:39:08,727 --> 00:39:09,842
I went to see him.
465
00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:14,521
Well, I suppose
you deserve some fun.
466
00:39:15,607 --> 00:39:17,757
Those guys just like my tits.
467
00:39:17,807 --> 00:39:19,604
Oh. Sweet.
468
00:39:24,847 --> 00:39:26,075
You're avoiding me.
469
00:39:28,007 --> 00:39:31,920
- You make me think about him.
- You're not the only one, Chelle.
470
00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:35,721
I was there every day,
trying to get him to say something.
471
00:39:35,767 --> 00:39:40,124
And everybody really, really fucked up
and I'm just trying to...
472
00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:41,486
to...
473
00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:45,837
And nobody comes but me,
cos it's so terrible.
474
00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:49,242
You should have fucking helped me.
475
00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:50,606
All right!
476
00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:56,885
When it happened...
477
00:39:58,527 --> 00:40:00,324
...before the bus...
478
00:40:01,887 --> 00:40:05,766
...he was on the phone
and he said something.
479
00:40:05,807 --> 00:40:08,765
I don't think he remembers.
480
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:11,162
- But he said...
- Chelle.
481
00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:13,846
Fuck's sake, Sid,
I'm trying to tell you this!
482
00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:18,276
Oh, Jesus!
483
00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:23,245
Tony?
484
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:27,356
Hello.
485
00:40:37,647 --> 00:40:39,842
Wait, I'll go back with you.
486
00:40:40,887 --> 00:40:42,878
Effy's taking me.
487
00:40:46,087 --> 00:40:47,759
I will remember everything.
488
00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:11,805
- Where are you going?
- Not now, Sid!
489
00:41:16,367 --> 00:41:19,564
It was a very slow Monday
490
00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:24,242
I had failed at love again
491
00:41:25,247 --> 00:41:28,000
Failed to connect with this town
492
00:41:28,047 --> 00:41:32,040
Failed to make any friends
493
00:41:32,087 --> 00:41:35,716
I was hoping for some energy
494
00:41:35,767 --> 00:41:39,442
Just to get myself out of bed
495
00:41:39,487 --> 00:41:42,718
After three days of being there
496
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:46,203
Looking for some synergy, a reason
497
00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:49,523
To try life again...
498
00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,000
Got lost.
499
00:41:53,127 --> 00:41:55,766
Where do I fucking live?
500
00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:58,924
...So pass a little hope around
501
00:41:58,967 --> 00:42:00,719
Even up the score...
502
00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:02,359
TONY SOBS
503
00:42:02,407 --> 00:42:05,444
(Jackie) Walter will run him round
in the morning.
504
00:42:05,487 --> 00:42:07,557
Look, don't worry yourselves, OK?
505
00:42:12,687 --> 00:42:14,086
She's a bit upset.
506
00:42:15,127 --> 00:42:16,401
Yeah.
507
00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:19,925
College starts today.
508
00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:26,766
He's in there, love.
509
00:42:27,927 --> 00:42:30,999
Talking, not shouting.
510
00:42:31,047 --> 00:42:33,197
OK.
511
00:42:49,047 --> 00:42:51,242
Lovely bit of cake, that.
512
00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:55,362
Young Dale's got the magic touch.
513
00:42:56,927 --> 00:42:58,485
He's got that all right.
514
00:43:02,527 --> 00:43:04,040
You're good enough.
515
00:43:05,447 --> 00:43:07,278
Yeah. I am.
516
00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:10,243
I'm bloody good.
517
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:12,642
Get it from your old man, probably.
518
00:43:13,647 --> 00:43:15,160
Reckon?
519
00:43:15,207 --> 00:43:17,846
I'm artistic, yeah.
520
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:21,163
Not as artistic as you, mind.
521
00:43:22,207 --> 00:43:25,916
Some things is just the way they are.
522
00:43:25,967 --> 00:43:27,320
Yup.
523
00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:32,560
I got lucky, didn't I?
524
00:43:34,127 --> 00:43:37,961
You didn't turn out
like the fucking ASBO Army out there.
525
00:43:38,007 --> 00:43:39,406
No, Dad.
526
00:43:39,447 --> 00:43:42,564
I feel like taking
some fucking credit for it. OK?
527
00:43:44,807 --> 00:43:47,116
I'm never gonna be a builder, Dad.
528
00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:50,757
You'll understand this one day, kid.
529
00:43:52,447 --> 00:43:55,723
You're everything
I've got to show for my life.
530
00:43:58,127 --> 00:44:01,039
And I'm not ready for you to go,
531
00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:03,043
because I fucking love you too much.
532
00:44:05,567 --> 00:44:07,319
I'm an idiot, I know.
533
00:44:07,367 --> 00:44:09,198
I love you, too, Dad.
534
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,116
So if you're not coming building,
back to college.
535
00:44:18,247 --> 00:44:20,283
Give me the last year.
536
00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:22,045
And then it's game on. All right?
537
00:44:24,407 --> 00:44:25,396
All right.
538
00:44:30,607 --> 00:44:32,086
Taz. On your bed. >
539
00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:39,281
At least the sodding dog
does what he's told.
540
00:44:54,727 --> 00:44:56,957
I can register if I write my name.
541
00:44:58,847 --> 00:45:00,599
It's more than that, Tony.
542
00:45:00,647 --> 00:45:03,286
It's not just signing your name.
543
00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:07,036
Then fucking help me! Or are you going to be
a complete fucking arse-wit
544
00:45:07,087 --> 00:45:10,636
- like everyone fucking else I know?
- Whoa! He speaks.
545
00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,196
You gotta slow it down.
546
00:45:14,247 --> 00:45:16,477
Stop trying to write.
547
00:45:16,527 --> 00:45:18,722
It's just a shape your hand makes.
548
00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:28,964
Close your eyes and just kinda...
549
00:45:29,007 --> 00:45:30,486
dance it.
550
00:45:48,607 --> 00:45:50,086
Tone.
551
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:03,199
Do I have to gay you now?
552
00:46:03,249 --> 00:46:07,799
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