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Showtime Robert De Niro Action Comedy
2002 720p [H246-mp4] Subtitles English.
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Being a policeman is not
what you see on TV.
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I've never had to pick between
the red and blue wires.
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Never seen a police car flip and cause
other cars to burst into flames.
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Never had to jump across rooftops. I
investigate crimes, track leads...
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and sit in court. It's difficult,
tedious work, and you won't get rich.
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But I've done it for 28 years.
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I'm a detective. That's what I
do. If you break the law...
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I'll do all I can to hunt you
down and put you behind bars.
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I won't say that I
succeed every time.
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But I try to make sure that if you
do the crime, you'll do time.
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Any questions?
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Well, Detective Preston, why
don't you tell us about...
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the lighter side of police work?
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You know. The fun days.
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I chased him over three
roofs. You can't do this!
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It's from the mayor.
You're a loose cannon.
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- You destroyed a city block!
- He fired first.
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I should read him his rights?
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- You should've called for backup.
- My only backup is in a hospital bed!
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His doctor called five minutes
ago. Jimmy didn't make it.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, no.
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No!
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- He was talking about getting out.
- It's hard.
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He was like a brother
to me, captain.
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Since we was kids, we was
partners. We used to hang out...
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and dream about being
on the force together.
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That was the dream. Just
two little Irish boys...
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fighting, scrapping, thinking
about making a difference.
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God, I'm gonna miss him!
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I'll need your gun and
your shield, Pete.
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I may be off the force, but
I am not off this case!
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- That's not in the script.
- I just threw that in at the end.
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- I thought I should get the last line.
- Nailed it!
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Trey, it was great.
Very believable.
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- But I'm not married to it.
- You can't fix perfect.
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We have imaginations.
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Thanks. We'll call you.
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- You got my number.
- Right here.
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- Moved to tears. Bye-bye.
- Take care.
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- You too.
- Restroom on the left.
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- Don't give up the day job.
- Unless it's acting.
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1L43, clear from code 7.
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Roger, 1L43. Hope you
had a nice lunch.
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Getting ready to
break my old score.
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Gonna break my old record!
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Now I get my grades in kills.
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Just broke it! I got
the top 10 spots now!
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- Anybody want to take on the Ice Trey?
- Way to lay down the law, Top Cop.
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- How you doing?
- What's up?
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- Mitchie Mitch! How's it going, man?
- This is a friend of mine. Rich guy.
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- How you doing?
- I'm all right.
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Requesting assistance, possible 211 at
the TV repair shop on 1st and Santee.
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Maxis Network Channel 3 chopper.
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We got a hit on the police scanner.
Something going down at 1st and Santee.
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This is Maxis Mobile
One. We're on our way.
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A quick left, quick right.
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All day.
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- We got a couple of big spenders.
- Don't get up for us.
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You all want to do something?
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Yeah, we were wondering if maybe
you'd throw in a free set.
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Two free sets. One
for him, one for me.
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What's in the bag?
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- Let's do it.
- All right.
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It's all here.
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- All good?
- Good to go.
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Good. So you show us yours.
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Don't look, now.
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Touchdown.
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- Check the metal detector's batteries.
- How about that, Re?
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Thirsty?
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A lifesaver.
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That's some pretty
high-quality shit.
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All right. So we're on, right?
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What the hell is this?
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- What the hell is going on?
- Wait. Hold on.
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- This some police shit?
- What?
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- You brought the police back here?
- Take it easy!
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- Don't tell me to take it easy!
- Don't tell me to shut up.
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You better calm
your punk ass down!
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Stop pointing that shit at me!
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- Put that away.
- You think it's a game?
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Put the gun away.
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See, it's gone. It's all
over. Let's go. Come on.
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Let's wrap it up. I don't
want them coming back.
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All right.
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What the hell is going on?
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- Shit, we on Channel 5!
- I'm gonna blast these fools!
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- What was that, a bazooka?
- You shot the wrong brother.
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- I'll find the guy with the cannon.
- Hands behind your back.
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I'm calling Johnnie Cochran. I got
his number. You're going down.
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Okay, show time.
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Stop, police!
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Okay, round two, baby.
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- Freeze! L.A.P.D!
- Undercover narcotics!
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- Drop it!
- We got an officer-involved shooting!
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Put your weapon down, right
now! Right now! Down!
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Good job, officer!
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- Smile for the camera, Ice Trey.
- Get back here! You're under arrest!
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Turn that shit off!
Turn that shit off!
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Out of my way! Police officer!
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Look out!
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Get that camera out of here!
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- Are you okay?
- It went through my vest.
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- We need an R.A. unit. Get away!
- I'm staying.
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- Get the goddamn camera out of here.
- I'm just doing my job.
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What are you doing?
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Get a real job.
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Talk to us. Give us some
information, something.
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- Have a statement?
- Don't break the police tape.
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- We have a right...
- To keep on the other side.
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Aren't you the cop who got
busted with his own cuffs?
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Think an officer doing
his job is funny?
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Let's see how funny it is when
I move this tape back 20 feet.
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- He'll be a Bloopers classic.
- Get B-roll.
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Come over the tape, you'll get B-roll
of me kicking your ass down to Sunset.
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- Detective Preston!
- Detective Preston!
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- Why did you shoot the camera?
- Are you a loose cannon?
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What happened?
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- Give me all you got.
- Brad?
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Hi, Chase. Go.
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I have the show to pull your
network from the ratings toilet.
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- You can do public executions?
- Meet Mitch Preston.
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- You know I don't read.
- Look at the pictures. Annie.
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What was that?
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"Detective Preston
destroys Maxis TV camera."
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- That's ours.
- " Rogue cop guns down camera."
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- We can sue.
- Exactly.
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He's Dirty Harry, he's real and
we've got him by the balls.
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I see where you're going
with this. A reality show.
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- How is it different than Cops?
- Did you see?
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He's a modern-day cowboy.
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He's sexy, volatile. He's a bad
boy, and women love bad boys.
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- He could frisk me.
- You like getting frisked?
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Brad, focus. Want to see
it again in slow motion?
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- I get the point. Shit!
- What?
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- I was outbid for an A-Team lunch box.
- Okay, Brad.
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- So we've got this Mitch Preston?
- We're with him 24 hours a day.
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Because he's gonna blow again, and
when he does, we'll be there.
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If he makes a lot of
arrests, he gets a prize?
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- Who gets the prize?
- This isn't a game show.
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This is one man, on his own,
kicking ass and taking names.
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- Can we give him a partner?
- That's a good idea.
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- We'll give him a funny-minority type.
- That'll get the NAACP off my back.
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- Or is it the NCAA?
- Do we have a deal?
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- Fine, go make a pilot.
- No, Brad.
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This guy isn't a
pilot, he's a series.
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Trust me. I'll stake my
entire reputation on it.
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What reputation? You still get shit for
faking the flammable pyjama story.
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You can't tell me
that wasn't good TV.
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Are you in or out? I'm pitching
this at Fox in half an hour.
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- I'll give a six-episode commitment.
- Yes!
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But if it's all pit stops at Krispy
Kreme, I'm pulling the plug...
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- and you're out of a job.
- We'll all be out of a job.
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What do they teach you in
China? Let's go. Bring it on.
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- You rocked!
- We're screwed.
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- We know nothing about these shows.
- There are rules.
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Call L.A.P.D. and get clearances.
And find a cameraman.
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- Is Julio out of traction?
- I'll call the hospital.
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- What if our Dirty Harry says no?
- Everybody wants to be on TV.
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10-36. It looks like the stolen
cuffs were an inside job.
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That's very funny, guys.
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Very funny. Very well-written.
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What are you reading, the
Jenny Craig newsletter?
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FYI, my friend, a lot
of this is muscle.
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It's a flyer for some new
reality-TV cop show.
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- I got to be part of this.
- Thought you wanted to be a detective.
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I'm a cop and I'm a
professional actor.
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Your career consists of a few lines
on an episode of Diagnosis Murder.
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All I need is the right part
and I'll get my big break.
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Know how old Sam Jackson was when
he got his break? He was 42.
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Okay, but he's got, gosh, what's
that thing called? Talent.
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I'm talented. I ain't no Sam
Jackson, but I'm talented.
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Your partner will be Mitch Preston.
We know who'd wear the cuffs there.
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He nailed the other lead?
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He's front-page news.
Everybody's talking about him.
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I'd blow his old ass off
the screen every night.
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You crazy? Mitch
Preston, please!
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I said, " Do you wanna take
your feet off the desk?"
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Get your feet off the
desk. Where's Lazy Boy?
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My client's taking the
Fifth. He's the victim here.
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Got yourself a pricey lawyer. Had
to sell a lot of TVs for that.
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- Who's paying?
- That's privileged information.
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The captain needs to see
you when you're done.
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He's done. Come on, ReRun.
This interview is over.
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- We don't talk, we walk.
- For now.
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- Do you want me to start filming?
- Yeah, everything you see. Perfect.
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Oh, my God.
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This place is so depressing.
It looks like a tomb.
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Well, you wanted reality.
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We need a reality change.
This is hideous.
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I'm not doing it. Let them
follow somebody else.
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They don't want anyone else.
You the man of the hour.
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- All I did was shoot a video camera.
- You made us look like savages.
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- The network is suing for $10 million.
- What?
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They said you could have
killed their cameraman.
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Maybe I should have killed him.
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The chief already cut the deal. Do
the show, and they drop the suit.
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What? That's extortion!
They can't do that.
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We need good PR. Community
relations are in the toilet.
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- You the best detective we got.
- So, what about this big gun?
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Am I supposed to let them follow me
around while I track down the weapon?
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- Look, I did an episode of Cops once.
- You did an episode of Cops?
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You forget the camera
is even there.
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- This is real work. I'm not an actor.
- No one is saying you can't work.
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But you screwed up. And now you've
got to play ball. End of story.
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You'll be reporting to the
shows producer, Chase Renzi.
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Chase Renzi? Is
that a real name?
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I won't take orders from some
coked-out Hollywood dick-head.
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Not in a million years.
That I won't do.
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That's good, because she
doesn't have a dick.
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Check her out for yourself.
She's outside, waiting for you.
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Well. Better looking
than I thought.
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We gotta bring in colour, some light.
Do you think these windows move?
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Detective Preston, hi.
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I can see you're busy.
We'll talk tomorrow.
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He's not very friendly.
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Find out where he eats.
Make a reservation for two.
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- Here you go, cover boy.
- Thanks.
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Detective Preston, Chase Renzi.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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- How you doing?
- Good. I see you've already ordered.
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- Make it quick, I have work to do.
- What can I get you?
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Same as him. A cheeseburger,
rare, fries and a Coke.
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- Diet?
- Regular.
226
00:21:05,976 --> 00:21:09,036
So, Detective Preston...
Can I call you Mitch?
227
00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:14,309
Why don't I just launch into
a few basic questions...
228
00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:19,114
- and find out what makes you tick.
- I don't tick.
229
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,953
- Sure you do. Everybody ticks.
- Not me.
230
00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:27,719
Tell me about yourself. You
have a girlfriend, a wife?
231
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:30,331
- Ex-wife.
- Ex-wife.
232
00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:32,764
Was it a painful divorce?
233
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:37,773
I only ask because I was divorced,
and I know it can be difficult.
234
00:21:37,974 --> 00:21:39,669
I mean, did you drink?
235
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:44,540
Lady, I'm here because my captain
made me. I had no choice.
236
00:21:44,748 --> 00:21:48,343
I have no interest in you,
your questions or your show.
237
00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:52,850
Not only do I understand your
resistance, I appreciate it.
238
00:21:53,256 --> 00:21:54,951
You do, huh? Good.
239
00:21:55,158 --> 00:22:00,562
I'm not into making the same bullshit
cop show we've seen a million times.
240
00:22:00,764 --> 00:22:05,394
That's why I believe if we're
honest and open with each other...
241
00:22:05,602 --> 00:22:08,537
we could do something
very special here.
242
00:22:09,439 --> 00:22:12,067
I don't know what
you're talking about.
243
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:15,870
- I'm talking about reality, Mitch.
- There you go.
244
00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:19,306
Letting the world find
out who you really are.
245
00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:24,083
You're looking for loose cannon,
cop-on-the-edge Serpico bullshit.
246
00:22:24,287 --> 00:22:27,222
I'm telling you, you're
wasting your time.
247
00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:31,018
See that anger, Mitch?
248
00:22:31,394 --> 00:22:33,521
It's working for you.
249
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:37,063
The audience will connect
with that in a major way.
250
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:39,198
I'm out of here.
251
00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:43,005
I'll call you later to
discuss your new partner.
252
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:47,141
Want that in a doggy bag?
253
00:22:48,612 --> 00:22:52,343
No. Thanks, though.
It was delicious.
254
00:22:56,620 --> 00:23:00,454
- How did it go? Is he intense?
- I need cherry Tums, quick.
255
00:23:00,657 --> 00:23:05,185
- Is he psyched about the show?
- It may be harder than I thought.
256
00:23:06,029 --> 00:23:08,395
- Hey!
- You son of a bitch!
257
00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:15,930
Freeze! L.A.P.D!
258
00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:27,446
Wait! Wait!
259
00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:47,163
Bad idea. I only got two
things bigger than my mouth.
260
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:49,895
One of them is pointed
at your head.
261
00:23:51,808 --> 00:23:56,575
- You want to do this the hard way?
- I'll stick you, pig!
262
00:24:08,692 --> 00:24:12,526
- Okay, officer. You nice with yours.
- You damn right.
263
00:24:12,729 --> 00:24:17,894
If your boys want to know who put the
smack down on you, my badge is 38723.
264
00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:21,797
I go by the name of Trey
Sellars, patrol-man.
265
00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:36,480
- I believe this belongs to you, ma'am.
- Chase Renzi. That was incredible.
266
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:41,118
Just doing my job, like the badge
says, protecting and serving.
267
00:24:41,324 --> 00:24:44,953
- Get this psycho off me!
- What's with the Superfly shit?
268
00:24:45,161 --> 00:24:48,653
- I got the situation in hand.
- Top Cop, how you doing?
269
00:24:48,865 --> 00:24:50,389
This is my collar.
270
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,433
Never leave a suspect
who's not cuffed.
271
00:24:53,636 --> 00:24:56,434
- He could've had a gun.
- Nobody got no gun.
272
00:24:56,639 --> 00:25:00,632
Trey, I think you broke a rib.
Tell him to get the cuffs off.
273
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:03,572
I told you I can't do handcuffs.
274
00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:06,647
Quiet! You have the
right to remain silent!
275
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,974
- You know each other?
- No.
276
00:25:09,185 --> 00:25:12,154
Never seen him before.
Just another criminal.
277
00:25:12,355 --> 00:25:16,553
Bullshit. We took a stage combat
class together last fall.
278
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,057
Nice try, pal.
279
00:25:18,261 --> 00:25:21,856
He's just trying to weasel
his way out of the crime.
280
00:25:22,065 --> 00:25:25,626
- That's what he's doing.
- He looks like a real menace.
281
00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:27,234
Who wants to explain?
282
00:25:27,437 --> 00:25:31,771
Trey said he'd give me $50 if I
snatched the lady's purse and ran.
283
00:25:31,975 --> 00:25:35,035
He'd pull up in his
police car, jump out...
284
00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:38,408
chase me up a fence,
beat me down, kick me...
285
00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,549
All right, all right. Okay.
286
00:25:41,618 --> 00:25:44,553
I set the whole thing
up. It was a big setup.
287
00:25:46,656 --> 00:25:49,784
I set it up to make
it look like I was...
288
00:25:49,993 --> 00:25:53,622
- I was auditioning to get this part.
- What part?
289
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:56,390
Your partner. We've
been interviewing.
290
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,464
It won't be this moron.
291
00:25:58,668 --> 00:26:01,501
I should report you for
impersonating a cop.
292
00:26:03,139 --> 00:26:07,303
Put a lock on that " moron" shit. Why
you take everything so seriously?
293
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:10,479
You should be protecting,
not staging crimes.
294
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,080
- Someone could've got hurt.
- Like me.
295
00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:16,548
I'm learning from a guy
who shot a news camera?
296
00:26:16,753 --> 00:26:20,746
You got the part already. I'm
just trying to spruce it up.
297
00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:25,223
- That's what you normally do at work.
- Better watch your mouth.
298
00:26:25,428 --> 00:26:28,955
What are you gonna do, wrap
me up in caution tape?
299
00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:33,667
No, I ain't gonna wrap
you up in caution tape.
300
00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:39,775
But I'll tell you, punk, I might whip
your ass up and down the parking lot.
301
00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:44,276
Work on your Starsky and Hutch
routine on your own time.
302
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,938
You better walk off. I was
getting ready to slap you.
303
00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:50,676
- He's a disgrace.
- You'd work with him?
304
00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:52,684
Never in a million years.
305
00:26:56,459 --> 00:27:00,156
- I think we have good chemistry.
- Riveting.
306
00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:02,831
- Amazing.
- Really?
307
00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:05,826
Thank you. All right.
308
00:27:06,135 --> 00:27:09,901
The guy's a joke. There's
no way I'll work with him.
309
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:13,303
I don't want to hear
it. Shit, come on.
310
00:27:15,812 --> 00:27:16,801
Thanks.
311
00:27:18,815 --> 00:27:22,182
You're doing this.
That's an order.
312
00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:26,313
Trapped in the jaws,
he struggled.
313
00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:31,649
You'll never see no brothers
messing with no sharks.
314
00:27:31,861 --> 00:27:32,850
Never.
315
00:27:39,168 --> 00:27:40,157
Hello?
316
00:27:42,372 --> 00:27:45,637
I saw you on TV, shooting
up the neighbourhood.
317
00:27:49,178 --> 00:27:52,944
What's going on, Vargas? I
was trying to call you, dog.
318
00:27:53,182 --> 00:27:54,206
Oh, yeah?
319
00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:58,046
I got cell phones, call
waiting, e-mail, voice mail...
320
00:27:58,254 --> 00:28:01,189
and I haven't heard una
chingada from you.
321
00:28:01,391 --> 00:28:03,086
It ain't like that, dog.
322
00:28:03,293 --> 00:28:07,059
I laying low till everything
dies down. It got crazy.
323
00:28:07,263 --> 00:28:09,697
And did I say you
could use my gun?
324
00:28:10,366 --> 00:28:13,164
You know, Lazy Boy,
I trusted you.
325
00:28:13,703 --> 00:28:15,603
And you let me down.
326
00:28:15,805 --> 00:28:19,605
And now you put my
entire shipment at risk.
327
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:22,910
You used that gun
without my permission.
328
00:28:25,615 --> 00:28:30,211
We don't want that getting into
the wrong hands, do we now?
329
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:38,049
No, I was just borrowing it.
Just testing it out, you know?
330
00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:44,622
- And how did it work?
- Real good. I got it right here.
331
00:28:49,505 --> 00:28:51,063
So we cool, right?
332
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,044
- Yeah. We cool.
- I'm sorry about...
333
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,876
Don't worry. We cool,
Lazy Boy. Okay?
334
00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:03,779
- We're cool.
- All right.
335
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:07,717
You two have a nice night. Okay?
336
00:29:07,924 --> 00:29:09,414
All right.
337
00:29:18,301 --> 00:29:20,462
What the hell was
that all about?
338
00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:26,199
What the hell?
339
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:34,412
- What's that?
- Stop playing this shit, man.
340
00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:37,308
Get down!
341
00:30:26,402 --> 00:30:27,699
Freeze! L.A.P.D.
342
00:30:31,774 --> 00:30:33,036
What do I do?
343
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:35,267
Cut, cut, cut, cut. Cut.
344
00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:38,146
Let's do it again.
345
00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:40,039
Freeze! L.A.P.D.
346
00:30:42,118 --> 00:30:43,517
That how he's doing it?
347
00:30:43,786 --> 00:30:47,950
I'm laying my shit out. Freeze!
L.A.P.D. That shit is right.
348
00:30:48,157 --> 00:30:49,181
Ready?
349
00:30:49,525 --> 00:30:52,050
Patrolling your
area at Friday...
350
00:30:52,395 --> 00:30:54,886
Friday night at 8. Eight.
351
00:30:55,298 --> 00:30:57,425
Patrolling every Friday at 8.
352
00:30:57,633 --> 00:31:00,067
Yeah, good, and be happy.
353
00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:02,362
Why should I? I'm patrolling.
354
00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:05,905
You're happy because
you're patrolling.
355
00:31:06,109 --> 00:31:07,633
Keeping it safe, Mitch.
356
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:10,310
Patrolling every
Friday at night.
357
00:31:10,613 --> 00:31:12,638
Every Friday night at 8.
358
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:20,483
This guy is the worst
actor I have ever seen.
359
00:31:22,658 --> 00:31:25,889
- Get out.
- Wait a minute, hold it, cut, cut.
360
00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:29,792
Mitch, you can't just
toss a cameraman aside.
361
00:31:29,999 --> 00:31:34,993
Give me a pad, I'll show you how
a TV cop comes through the door.
362
00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:37,798
The doors fly open.
363
00:31:38,007 --> 00:31:41,534
They fly open. You burst
in. You scan the room.
364
00:31:41,744 --> 00:31:46,238
You do the turn, toss yourself
around. And now! You're set and...
365
00:31:46,449 --> 00:31:49,441
But don't turn your head
too far from camera.
366
00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:54,453
That little lady is your lover. Don't
respect her, she won't respect you.
367
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:57,854
- Always know where she is.
- She's in my way.
368
00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:01,154
What's wrong? You're getting
tips from T.J. Hooker.
369
00:32:01,364 --> 00:32:04,765
Which is the most
underrated show in history.
370
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:08,664
- Nobody came through a door like you.
- Thank you.
371
00:32:08,871 --> 00:32:12,398
- This guy is no detective.
- I'm playing a detective.
372
00:32:12,608 --> 00:32:15,270
- I'm playing detective.
- All right, guys.
373
00:32:15,478 --> 00:32:17,605
- I'm playing a detective.
- Okay.
374
00:32:18,214 --> 00:32:20,808
Let's go do some hood-jumping.
375
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:22,439
What's that?
376
00:32:22,652 --> 00:32:26,645
- What do you think? We jump over hoods.
- Something you'd know.
377
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:28,412
Freeze!
378
00:32:29,392 --> 00:32:34,420
That was great, Trey. Beautiful.
That was really great.
379
00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:39,795
- Okay, Mitch. Come here.
- I'm not going on the hood of a car.
380
00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:42,027
- What do you mean?
- Forget it.
381
00:32:42,238 --> 00:32:46,572
I entertained viewers everywhere
in the '80s, jumping on car hoods.
382
00:32:46,776 --> 00:32:50,234
One of a TV cop's greatest
weapons. I'll show you.
383
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:56,408
You gotta stop them, see? Halt!
And you throw your body. Halt!
384
00:32:59,822 --> 00:33:01,119
You okay, T.J?
385
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:08,419
Moving on.
386
00:33:08,731 --> 00:33:10,289
Who stole the money?
387
00:33:10,499 --> 00:33:11,898
Deep in thought.
388
00:33:12,101 --> 00:33:15,901
Now the eyebrows arch,
ever so slightly.
389
00:33:16,606 --> 00:33:18,836
And Hooker solves another case.
390
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:23,068
Okay? All right, Trey, you
try it. Go ahead. Ready?
391
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:26,106
- Get loose now. Loosen up. Ready?
- Yeah.
392
00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:29,008
Trey, who stole the money?
393
00:33:29,619 --> 00:33:34,556
Good. You nailed it, first take.
Give me five. That was good!
394
00:33:34,757 --> 00:33:38,454
Okay, Mitch. Come on,
show me some magic.
395
00:33:38,694 --> 00:33:41,185
Mitch, who stole the money?
396
00:33:43,766 --> 00:33:45,631
Look at that, Trey. Look.
397
00:33:45,835 --> 00:33:48,963
Look at the anger in his
eyes. Look at that.
398
00:33:49,205 --> 00:33:53,335
See that slight squint says,
"Hey, I'm Mitch. I'm the man.
399
00:33:54,377 --> 00:33:56,868
Don't mess with me."
400
00:33:57,446 --> 00:33:59,846
Okay. Let's taste some drugs.
401
00:34:00,016 --> 00:34:03,611
Hooker's got a bag of
white powder in his hand.
402
00:34:03,819 --> 00:34:06,720
Spears it open with
a pocketknife.
403
00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:10,056
Takes his little pinkie...
404
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:12,250
in the powder.
405
00:34:12,895 --> 00:34:16,831
And he touches it,
gently, on his tongue.
406
00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,058
Watch the eyebrows.
407
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,731
Hooker knows it's cocaine.
408
00:34:23,472 --> 00:34:24,939
What if it's cyanide?
409
00:34:29,211 --> 00:34:33,739
Hello? Hold on. There's a reason
real cops don't taste drugs, Bill.
410
00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,213
It's never cyanide.
411
00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:38,853
Show me the thing
with your eyebrow.
412
00:34:39,055 --> 00:34:41,353
- Okay, I'm on my way.
- It's tricky.
413
00:34:41,691 --> 00:34:45,957
- Where are you going?
- I gotta wash this shit out of my hair.
414
00:34:46,162 --> 00:34:49,757
We have some action? We
have some action, finally.
415
00:35:01,644 --> 00:35:03,475
- Beep, beep!
- Hey, Mitch.
416
00:35:03,646 --> 00:35:06,809
- What'd you do to my car?
- We added micro cameras.
417
00:35:06,982 --> 00:35:11,476
In the wheel, the glove compartment
and a crook-cam in the back.
418
00:35:11,654 --> 00:35:14,350
- Pretend they're not there.
- Pretend.
419
00:35:14,523 --> 00:35:19,358
- See? You're catching on already.
- We'll be right behind you in the van.
420
00:35:19,562 --> 00:35:22,053
You'll be right behind me?
421
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,567
What are you doing?
422
00:35:31,741 --> 00:35:35,677
I'm on the case. I'm your
partner. We're together.
423
00:35:36,645 --> 00:35:38,943
Unbelievable.
424
00:35:39,982 --> 00:35:41,609
What's the mean face for?
425
00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:44,009
Listen. Don't speak, listen.
426
00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:47,451
There's a few things
I need to tell you.
427
00:35:47,823 --> 00:35:52,089
First of all, you gotta know
that I got your back covered...
428
00:35:52,294 --> 00:35:54,990
and I gotta know you
got mine covered.
429
00:35:55,164 --> 00:35:56,324
No doubt.
430
00:35:56,499 --> 00:36:01,698
When we're on the job you're the
only person I can depend on.
431
00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:05,068
Not friends, family,
not anybody, just you.
432
00:36:05,241 --> 00:36:06,230
You got that?
433
00:36:06,409 --> 00:36:09,435
That's important.
There's no other way.
434
00:36:09,612 --> 00:36:12,080
And it's gotta start right now.
435
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:18,948
You know, ever since I was
8, I wanted to be a cop.
436
00:36:19,255 --> 00:36:22,486
I wanted to be on the
force like Uncle Reggie.
437
00:36:22,691 --> 00:36:26,422
He was the first in the family
on the force. Big muscles.
438
00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:27,721
Uncle Reggie.
439
00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:31,730
He used to let me ride in
the squad car with him.
440
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:34,893
Once he let me play with
the siren. From then on...
441
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,436
I knew I was gonna be a cop.
442
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,198
Uncle Reggie.
443
00:36:40,109 --> 00:36:41,542
Yeah.
444
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,908
My uncle...
445
00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:49,516
Uncle Reggie passed
away two years ago.
446
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:52,518
He got caught in the
line of some fire.
447
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:57,548
Didn't slow me down. I remember
how he set me on my way.
448
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,856
He's looking down on me from
a big precinct in the sky.
449
00:37:02,064 --> 00:37:07,502
He's thinking, "You've done all right,
Trey. You've done right by me."
450
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:13,472
What does that got
to do with anything?
451
00:37:13,676 --> 00:37:17,703
- You got a speech, so I get a speech.
- That wasn't a speech.
452
00:37:17,913 --> 00:37:20,575
That " I'm your partner."
That was a speech.
453
00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:24,443
You burned up 90 seconds
of air. That was a speech.
454
00:37:24,653 --> 00:37:28,783
When we get to the crime
scene, stay out of my way.
455
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,756
This isn't studio
shit. This is real.
456
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:41,468
- Get your camera out of here.
- Hey, watch it.
457
00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,230
Julio has to shoot.
That's the show.
458
00:37:44,406 --> 00:37:46,897
He's done Jerry Springer.
459
00:37:47,076 --> 00:37:50,136
That's right. Whatever
you need, I'm there.
460
00:37:50,312 --> 00:37:55,511
If I get shot, stabbed, it's cool.
Whatever. I'm getting good footage.
461
00:37:55,718 --> 00:37:59,279
Just remember three
words: Go to Trey.
462
00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:00,581
- I'm Trey.
- Julio.
463
00:38:00,789 --> 00:38:03,952
- You worked on Springer?
- Springer, Girls Gone Wild.
464
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:07,151
Get that camera out of
here. Who's in the bag?
465
00:38:07,363 --> 00:38:08,625
We don't know yet.
466
00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:11,959
Whoever shot him didn't
care for open caskets.
467
00:38:12,134 --> 00:38:14,125
Thinking what I'm thinking?
468
00:38:14,303 --> 00:38:16,134
I seriously doubt it.
469
00:38:16,906 --> 00:38:20,273
I'm thinking there's dirty
cops on the streets...
470
00:38:20,476 --> 00:38:23,968
cleaning the streets up on
they own terms, partner.
471
00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:27,410
This is payback for a
drug deal gone sour.
472
00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:30,317
Whoever this guy
worked for got pissed.
473
00:38:30,553 --> 00:38:34,250
Even better. This is a bad
guy retribution scenario.
474
00:38:34,456 --> 00:38:37,425
Good thinking, partner.
Good thinking.
475
00:38:39,762 --> 00:38:42,822
I think I can identify
one of the victims.
476
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:49,130
Those are 12-gauge,
armour-piercing uranium shells.
477
00:38:49,305 --> 00:38:50,863
- Charlie.
- Hey, Mitchell.
478
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,771
I found explosive and incendiary
rounds scattered around.
479
00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:58,377
The same gun that put holes
in your TV repair shop.
480
00:38:58,547 --> 00:39:03,177
It appears to be hand-held, automatic,
with interchangeable magazines.
481
00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:06,115
Technically, this
gun doesn't exist.
482
00:39:06,355 --> 00:39:10,189
- What do you mean?
- This gun is like the 50-foot shark.
483
00:39:10,359 --> 00:39:11,792
Speak English.
484
00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:14,963
It's out there, but
nobody's ever seen it.
485
00:39:15,497 --> 00:39:17,692
Any idea who made it?
486
00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:23,296
It's a custom job. My guess is,
it's out of Eastern Europe.
487
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:27,198
- Thanks, Charlie. Keep your eyes open.
- You bet.
488
00:39:32,448 --> 00:39:34,678
- What are you doing?
- Take it easy.
489
00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:39,820
- You're not supposed to touch.
- I didn't. I turned it over.
490
00:39:39,989 --> 00:39:42,787
- Let me know when you touch...
- I don't have to...
491
00:39:42,992 --> 00:39:46,553
- What's going on?
- He's contaminating my crime scene.
492
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:49,560
I'm doing a sweep of the area.
493
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:54,395
You never know where a crucial
bit of evidence may be hiding.
494
00:39:55,004 --> 00:39:56,938
Like this, for instance.
495
00:39:57,139 --> 00:40:01,667
Did anybody think to pull some
prints off this water bottle?
496
00:40:02,077 --> 00:40:04,272
Can I get an evidence bag?
497
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,972
Put down my water. I'm not
finished drinking it.
498
00:40:09,918 --> 00:40:11,715
That's an honest mistake.
499
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:17,119
You got your water amongst potential
evidence so I thought it was...
500
00:40:17,326 --> 00:40:20,625
Hey, T.J., go solve the
case somewhere else.
501
00:40:20,963 --> 00:40:22,954
Don't give me orders,
I'm your partner!
502
00:40:23,165 --> 00:40:25,531
No, you're not, I
partner with real cops.
503
00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:29,097
- Get me a copy of that report.
- All right, Mitch.
504
00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:32,729
Well, I am your partner,
so you better accept that.
505
00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,374
I am your partner!
506
00:40:37,112 --> 00:40:42,140
He won't open up. You know how hard it
is to work with somebody like that?
507
00:40:42,351 --> 00:40:47,584
I know. Mitch has been a lot more
resistant than I'd hoped for.
508
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:51,282
I think that you and Mitch
need some bonding time.
509
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,454
You're right. We do.
510
00:40:53,662 --> 00:40:58,793
We need some QT time together. Two
guys hanging out, have some beers.
511
00:40:58,967 --> 00:41:01,993
I'll call to see if
he wants to hang out.
512
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:06,036
Let's not call him.
Let's just go over.
513
00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:08,773
- Just show up?
- Surprise him.
514
00:41:11,447 --> 00:41:13,005
What are you doing?
515
00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:17,011
How hard is it to say, "Hi,
Trey, nice to see you"?
516
00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:19,483
Hi, Trey. What are
you doing here?
517
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:22,782
We got off on the wrong
foot. I got some food.
518
00:41:22,991 --> 00:41:25,960
We can eat the food
and bond a bit.
519
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:28,496
- Bond?
- Yeah.
520
00:41:28,664 --> 00:41:30,859
How'd you get my address?
521
00:41:31,734 --> 00:41:34,259
- Hi, Mitch.
- Oh, shit.
522
00:41:34,503 --> 00:41:36,198
- Yeah.
- I gave it to him.
523
00:41:36,405 --> 00:41:39,704
- Will you invite us in? Don't be rude.
- Do I have to?
524
00:41:40,075 --> 00:41:43,567
You got us out in the hall
like a Jehovah's Witness.
525
00:41:43,779 --> 00:41:46,543
I gotta see where
my star cop lives.
526
00:41:46,715 --> 00:41:48,376
Come on, Mitch.
527
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,820
- Oh, my God.
- Mitch!
528
00:41:55,691 --> 00:41:57,090
Nice.
529
00:41:57,292 --> 00:42:01,388
Got a little smell to it. Not
a stinky smell, an odd one.
530
00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:02,859
What is that smell?
531
00:42:03,031 --> 00:42:05,625
Is this here your
actual living area?
532
00:42:05,801 --> 00:42:11,467
This is my Batcave. A tunnel in
the garage leads to my mansion.
533
00:42:13,709 --> 00:42:15,540
What's the problem?
534
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:20,511
Research tells us buddy cops live
in visually distinctive places.
535
00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:26,382
Like a trailer on the beach or a
loft downtown. That kind of thing.
536
00:42:26,555 --> 00:42:30,082
Your research shows that,
huh? Where does he live?
537
00:42:30,592 --> 00:42:33,561
I rent a guest house
from a producer.
538
00:42:33,729 --> 00:42:36,596
- Kind of gives off a Magnum vibe.
- Totally.
539
00:42:36,799 --> 00:42:40,826
It's unique. You know what,
Mitch? We can make this work.
540
00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:43,536
Did a crack head make this cup?
541
00:42:44,573 --> 00:42:48,669
- It's not visually exciting enough?
- No. It's just...
542
00:42:49,178 --> 00:42:54,343
The point is to let the audience
in on all aspects of your life.
543
00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:59,487
They want to spend time in a place
that speaks to your personality.
544
00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:02,452
This does speak to
my personality.
545
00:43:02,891 --> 00:43:07,021
Mitch, I think you need some
time away from the job.
546
00:43:07,396 --> 00:43:10,126
I just found the
crack head's shop.
547
00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:12,360
Hey, don't go in there.
548
00:43:12,534 --> 00:43:15,503
This is what you smell
all over the place.
549
00:43:15,704 --> 00:43:18,935
Wow, a pottery studio!
550
00:43:19,174 --> 00:43:22,632
You're full of surprises. How
long you been doing this?
551
00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:27,009
- Six years, give or take.
- You really got a knack for it.
552
00:43:27,216 --> 00:43:30,117
This room's off-limits.
It's not for show.
553
00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:32,617
Okay, Mitch.
554
00:43:32,821 --> 00:43:35,881
We haven't done any
bonding at all yet.
555
00:43:36,258 --> 00:43:38,954
Bond with yourself,
I got work to do.
556
00:43:50,472 --> 00:43:52,565
Hey!
557
00:44:46,828 --> 00:44:48,022
Check this out.
558
00:44:48,196 --> 00:44:51,131
Must be some
Hollywood dick head.
559
00:45:43,986 --> 00:45:47,945
- Not bad, huh?
- A cop never slides across the hood.
560
00:45:48,156 --> 00:45:53,355
- Why? It's not police procedure?
- Your holster scratches the paint.
561
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,897
Nice.
562
00:46:02,771 --> 00:46:05,069
They can buff that shit out.
563
00:46:05,374 --> 00:46:08,400
- I'm trying for detective.
- You take the exam?
564
00:46:08,577 --> 00:46:11,603
- Twice.
- And you think you won't fail again?
565
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:13,975
Now I'm working
with Mitch Preston.
566
00:46:14,182 --> 00:46:19,051
Give me some tips, and I'll tip you
on how to look better on camera.
567
00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:24,021
- Tips like what?
- You wear plaids, like fishermen.
568
00:46:24,226 --> 00:46:28,322
That's ugly shit. Wear solids.
You look slimmer on camera.
569
00:46:28,764 --> 00:46:31,756
- I'll keep that in mind.
- Got any tips for me?
570
00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:35,494
Yeah, stay out of my way
and I won't shoot you.
571
00:46:37,672 --> 00:46:39,640
What the hell's going on?
572
00:46:39,841 --> 00:46:44,676
Welcome to America's
window on your world.
573
00:46:45,714 --> 00:46:46,703
What is this?
574
00:46:46,882 --> 00:46:50,909
- We made your workspace camera-ready.
- My work space?
575
00:46:51,119 --> 00:46:55,522
I think it captures the reality
of an inner-city precinct.
576
00:46:55,724 --> 00:46:58,090
Is this where you do the makeup?
577
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:02,959
No. This is good. You have to see
it. Mitch, you have to see this.
578
00:47:03,532 --> 00:47:07,491
- Look at your desk. It's so beautiful.
- Is this my desk?
579
00:47:07,702 --> 00:47:12,139
That's your desk. And that's
yours, Mitch. We didn't change it.
580
00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:15,843
But this is a
confessional. All right?
581
00:47:16,011 --> 00:47:18,138
Talk about anything you want.
582
00:47:18,346 --> 00:47:21,110
You can talk about the
job, each other...
583
00:47:21,283 --> 00:47:25,811
your sex lives. I mean, only if
you want to. Direct to camera.
584
00:47:26,021 --> 00:47:30,151
- No, thanks.
- You could put a pottery wheel there.
585
00:47:30,392 --> 00:47:33,793
Look, Mitch, this is an
integral part of the show.
586
00:47:33,995 --> 00:47:37,624
You're obligated to spend
five minutes a day in here.
587
00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:42,133
We've provided a chair. All you
have to do is sit and share.
588
00:47:42,304 --> 00:47:45,364
- Share?
- Learn how to turn on your heart light.
589
00:47:45,574 --> 00:47:47,235
- Exactly.
- Chase!
590
00:47:47,442 --> 00:47:50,036
Brad loves the promo footage.
591
00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:54,909
- But they need a catch phrase.
- I got one. " I wish I was dead."
592
00:47:55,217 --> 00:47:57,685
You need a catch
phrase? I got it.
593
00:47:59,121 --> 00:48:03,217
- When I'm about to make a bust...
- When did you ever make a bust?
594
00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:05,117
Don't tell me.
595
00:48:05,293 --> 00:48:09,286
When I'm about to make a bust,
to get in the moment...
596
00:48:09,498 --> 00:48:15,334
I take three deep breaths and say to
myself, " Okay, Trey, it's showtime!"
597
00:48:15,537 --> 00:48:17,835
- You say that?
- That's stupid.
598
00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:20,132
- What's stupid about it?
- Know what?
599
00:48:20,308 --> 00:48:22,469
Don't say it, please.
600
00:48:22,644 --> 00:48:26,375
No, I have to say it, Mitch.
"Showtime." It's amazing.
601
00:48:26,581 --> 00:48:32,383
- That could be the name of our show!
- See? It's not stupid. It's perfect.
602
00:48:32,954 --> 00:48:35,047
Say it again for the camera.
603
00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:40,024
Do it again with the breathing.
My God, you're a natural.
604
00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:42,619
It's showtime!
605
00:48:57,546 --> 00:49:02,984
This is Harley Barley taking calls
from fans of the new series Showtime.
606
00:49:03,185 --> 00:49:07,144
Let's go to Pete from
Idaho. You're on the air.
607
00:49:07,355 --> 00:49:10,518
I wanted to say to Mitch,
I know how you feel.
608
00:49:10,692 --> 00:49:14,492
I mean, I got a lot of
anger inside me too.
609
00:49:14,763 --> 00:49:17,994
I want to take my gun and
blow everybody away!
610
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,000
Thank you, Pete. You sure
you're not calling from Waco?
611
00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:25,105
Let's go to line three.
Mandy, you're on.
612
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:31,143
I just love me some Showtime. I'm
your biggest fan. Trey is so fine.
613
00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:33,337
- I could ride that.
- What?
614
00:49:33,548 --> 00:49:35,209
Thank you, Mandy.
615
00:49:35,417 --> 00:49:39,046
I'm on Showtime. What's up?
616
00:49:45,427 --> 00:49:47,486
Trey! Marry me, Trey!
617
00:49:47,662 --> 00:49:49,926
Marry me, Trey!
618
00:49:52,133 --> 00:49:54,499
I'm gonna be honest, you know.
619
00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:58,503
It's natural, when you're in
a situation that's shitty...
620
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:04,472
to think about what it might be
like to have a different partner.
621
00:50:07,882 --> 00:50:10,874
Like somebody that was
closer to your age.
622
00:50:11,086 --> 00:50:13,987
Charismatic, with a
little flair and shit.
623
00:50:14,189 --> 00:50:16,885
You kicking it with
him, have some fun.
624
00:50:19,261 --> 00:50:23,630
Me and a Wesley Snipes type.
I know you won't get Wesley.
625
00:50:23,832 --> 00:50:26,733
I see Wesley Snipes
types all the time.
626
00:50:26,935 --> 00:50:30,029
Me and a Wesley Snipes type?
627
00:50:30,238 --> 00:50:32,297
Can you imagine?
628
00:50:33,408 --> 00:50:34,705
Wesley Snipes type?
629
00:50:41,049 --> 00:50:44,314
Do you feel lucky,
punk? Huh? Do you?
630
00:50:44,653 --> 00:50:49,852
Basically, I'm saying the whole show
is slowed down just a half a beat...
631
00:50:50,191 --> 00:50:54,719
- I'm too old for this shit.
- So Mitch can keep up.
632
00:50:54,929 --> 00:50:58,365
Because I'm working
out. I do free-weights.
633
00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:00,057
Go ahead. Make my day.
634
00:51:00,368 --> 00:51:03,166
I'm taking care of
mine. Mitch is not.
635
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,869
That's it. I'm taking care
of mine and Mitch is not.
636
00:51:09,077 --> 00:51:12,342
Trey, look at this.
It's all for you.
637
00:51:33,501 --> 00:51:37,130
- Trey, I'm right here.
- Yo, Trey.
638
00:51:48,149 --> 00:51:49,776
Five minutes up yet?
639
00:51:58,293 --> 00:51:59,760
It's showtime!
640
00:52:23,318 --> 00:52:25,286
What are you looking
at that for, Magnum?
641
00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:33,147
- How come we're not talking to him?
- Because he's sitting in county.
642
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:36,582
A jail house. That could
be the next episode.
643
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,255
Forget it. I put him there.
644
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:42,220
He's the one who knows
about this gun.
645
00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:45,657
He won't talk to me.
I already tried.
646
00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,024
He'll talk to me.
647
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,926
What makes you think
he'll talk to you?
648
00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,865
I won't go in like a
bulldog like you.
649
00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:57,667
- I'll talk. I'll be in character.
- In character!
650
00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:01,539
That's great. You mean,
like undercover?
651
00:53:01,746 --> 00:53:07,184
A little finesse, catch him off guard,
have him think I'm someone else.
652
00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:11,185
Character. What kind
of a character?
653
00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:13,153
I don't know.
654
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:21,792
ReRun! How you doing, my man? I'm Trey
Sellars from the Justice Channel.
655
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:26,026
- Have a seat, please. You being strong?
- Yeah.
656
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:31,174
- Thanks for coming. You okay?
- I ain't heard of no Justice Channel.
657
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:36,005
That's because we got started while
you was rotting away in here.
658
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:41,047
The Justice Channel is devoted to
shining the light on victims like you.
659
00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:45,656
- He's got talent, Mitch, come on.
- We're wasting our time.
660
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:48,454
Is that a new shirt?
661
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:51,287
It looks good. I
like you in solids.
662
00:53:51,495 --> 00:53:54,658
What's this shit about
you getting me out?
663
00:53:54,832 --> 00:54:00,168
Not me, brother, the TV show. I'm
hosting a show called Framed.
664
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:04,031
Let me tell you about the
show. We spotlight you.
665
00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:08,338
Put a light on your situation.
Let the people see you.
666
00:54:08,546 --> 00:54:13,040
Hopefully, we get a grass root
campaign started and get you out.
667
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:16,345
I got three people out.
You can be number four.
668
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:20,548
- Like Mandela.
- Similar. You ain't as noble.
669
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:23,990
You ain't no Nelson.
You're ReRun.
670
00:54:24,195 --> 00:54:26,755
You your own man.
We want ReRun out.
671
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:29,331
Mandela's shit stink too.
672
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:31,694
Trey, I'll talk
you through this.
673
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,666
- Not so loud.
- Say what?
674
00:54:34,005 --> 00:54:36,269
I wasn't that loud.
675
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,500
You don't have to talk too loud.
676
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,905
Shouldn't my lawyer be here?
677
00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:46,243
That's the wrong thing you can
do. Let me explain something.
678
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:49,875
Research has shown people
don't want to hear lawyers.
679
00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:53,251
They want to hear it
straight from your mouth.
680
00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:56,393
I got Johnnie Cochran.
No offence, bro.
681
00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,995
Cochran will get a response
I'm not trying to get.
682
00:55:00,164 --> 00:55:03,224
I'm trying to get people
to connect with you.
683
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:06,369
If they see Johnnie Cochran
in a $1, 000 suit...
684
00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:09,767
they ain't going to get
you out of prison.
685
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:13,933
Ain't no cops here. Just me
and you. Brother to brother.
686
00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:15,442
I'm your brother.
687
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:19,777
Take it slow. Nice and easy.
He's still on the fence.
688
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:24,918
All right! You and Lazy Boy
got this gun from somebody!
689
00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:28,547
You work for the same person!
Who you working for?
690
00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:32,093
What the hell? What kind
of reporter are you?
691
00:55:32,263 --> 00:55:35,426
- I don't tiptoe around the truth!
- Back off.
692
00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:40,161
And I will not back off
until I find out the truth!
693
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:45,442
Brother, look at me. They selling
your black ass down the river.
694
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,143
You say " ass " on TV?
695
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:50,405
This is cable. I can say
whatever I want to.
696
00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:52,742
Did they tell you plea-bargain?
697
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,747
Take the hit, do the time?
698
00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,216
That's what was said, isn't it?
699
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,115
Yeah.
700
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,589
See if you can get a name.
701
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,284
It's time, ReRun.
702
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:08,990
It is time to shine the
light on who's behind this.
703
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,691
Who's the puppet master?
704
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:14,527
Whose time are you doing?
705
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,674
While you're in here
he's smelling freedom.
706
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,036
- And tasting it.
- What you smell?
707
00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:24,272
- Ass.
- Ass and feet, and tension and stress.
708
00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:29,010
Hey, brother, that ain't for you.
Look in that camera right now.
709
00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,155
Make a connection. Look
right into the lens.
710
00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:36,316
Say who it is that's supposed
to be in here instead of you.
711
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:39,657
Look in the camera and
say it. I'm with you.
712
00:56:40,131 --> 00:56:42,122
I'm right here with you.
713
00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:46,599
All the people out
there in TV land...
714
00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:49,365
and Mama, I'm
coming home soon...
715
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:53,566
- Your baby be home soon, Mama.
- Yes.
716
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,006
The culprit...
717
00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:56,840
You'll see Mama soon.
718
00:56:57,047 --> 00:57:01,416
That put me on the streets
to do his dirty work...
719
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,145
that's shitting on my freedom...
720
00:57:04,288 --> 00:57:05,687
Tell them.
721
00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:08,051
Is none other...
722
00:57:08,492 --> 00:57:10,790
This is an emotional moment.
723
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:15,728
I get caught up when I know a brother
is ready to leave. I love it.
724
00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:22,572
Than Vargas!
725
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:25,541
Caesar Vargas!
726
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,268
He said it!
727
00:57:28,512 --> 00:57:30,742
Hope you're watching, bitch.
728
00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:33,577
- Shit.
- You did the right thing, brother.
729
00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,218
Find out where he is.
730
00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:37,250
You going down, baby.
731
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:39,252
You made a connection.
732
00:57:39,423 --> 00:57:43,587
When the people see this, they'll
get rallied up. I can tell.
733
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:47,161
Now, where would a guy
like Vargas kick it?
734
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:51,291
- You trying to get a brother killed...
- Not at all.
735
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:54,869
I do this for the viewers.
We don't point fingers.
736
00:57:55,072 --> 00:58:00,135
We'll say, " If you don't want to run
into Vargas don't go to this place."
737
00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:06,613
Hanging out with him, you wind up in
this place. That's how you got here.
738
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:08,945
Look to the camera.
739
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:13,920
Think about the babies, the
children. Save the babies, brother.
740
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:16,420
People...
741
00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:21,121
and children in TV land and all the
little kids around the world...
742
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:23,232
don't be like me.
743
00:58:23,434 --> 00:58:26,767
And if you want to stay
out of harm's way...
744
00:58:29,807 --> 00:58:33,470
don't go to Club Cuba
Loca on Figueroa.
745
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,168
It's a bad place. Don't go.
746
00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:38,641
He's just lucky.
747
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:42,842
Brother, you did the right
thing. Don't you feel good?
748
00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:46,352
- We connected.
- A weight off my shoulders.
749
00:58:46,524 --> 00:58:49,459
You going down, bitch.
I got backup now.
750
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,859
Hey, that's a wrap.
751
00:58:52,530 --> 00:58:54,794
Yeah! Come on, Mitch.
752
00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:58,366
Now it's time for us to
get down to my story.
753
00:58:58,536 --> 00:59:02,529
I was born in a corn field,
Grandma was a stripper...
754
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:06,676
Save all that for when you
do The Oprah Winfrey Show.
755
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,107
Yo, we going to
the club tonight.
756
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,894
Now what?
757
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,069
Watch me.
758
00:59:40,578 --> 00:59:44,173
Is the Mike on? Can
you turn the Mike up?
759
00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:54,014
Sorry to bother everybody.
Is Mr. Vargas here?
760
00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:59,257
Anybody know where Mr.
Vargas is? Mr. Vargas?
761
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,864
There he is. See
how easy that was?
762
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:04,398
Don't get up, we'll come to you.
763
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,565
Sorry. Go on back...
764
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:09,330
to living la vida loca.
765
01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:14,701
Sorry, I always wanted to do that.
Be right with you, Mr. Vargas.
766
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,408
Interesting approach.
767
01:00:21,585 --> 01:00:24,816
Just doing my part.
He's over this way.
768
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:39,625
- That button-cam was a good idea.
- Yeah, I told you.
769
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:50,910
- Mr. Vargas?
- Yes.
770
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:55,950
I'm Detective Preston, L.A.P.D. I'd
like to ask you some questions.
771
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:58,678
I am in the middle of dinner.
772
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:03,986
- Hope this doesn't ruin your appetite.
- I got a strong stomach.
773
01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:09,527
- Who's he?
- One of your employees. You know that.
774
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,766
A lot of people work for
me. I don't know this guy.
775
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:16,669
And what about this guy?
776
01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:21,734
What's his name?
777
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,477
He's big...
778
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:33,616
probably big enough to go through
those bulletproof vests you wear.
779
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:36,652
Am I right?
780
01:01:39,430 --> 01:01:42,228
Bulletproof vest, huh?
781
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:43,759
And you are?
782
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:48,401
You can't miss me. I'm across
the street on the billboard.
783
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:51,835
You are the TV cops.
784
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,435
Right.
785
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,543
What's your line again?
786
01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,214
"It's showtime!"
787
01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:01,316
It's showtime!
788
01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:04,348
I told you it was good.
789
01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:07,046
See how funny this is
once we arrest you.
790
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:08,618
And then what?
791
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:12,122
What'll you do? Try me
in The People's Court?
792
01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:16,232
We're gonna be watching
your punk ass 24-7, slick.
793
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:21,003
Are you going to arrest me?
794
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:26,572
Because if you're not, get out.
Or I have to call the real cops.
795
01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:29,804
- Hey, we are the real cops.
- Sure you are.
796
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:33,746
- You don't think we're real cops?
- I think you're a joke.
797
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:38,247
It's all right. He
cannot touch me.
798
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:43,893
Not this time, but next time I'll
drag you out of here in cuffs.
799
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,230
You see, I told you.
800
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,729
They are a joke.
801
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,189
Right?
802
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:04,573
- It's a joke. It's a Showtime joke.
- Showtime.
803
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,918
That's great TV!
804
01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:30,463
We can take this car and meet girls
who wouldn't normally look at us.
805
01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:32,403
Yeah, I'll pass.
806
01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:35,442
You gotta go whip up
some dinner plates?
807
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:40,379
- Why don't you stop the car?
- All right, I'll leave you alone.
808
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:51,621
- What's this, your picture and résumé?
- Those are my 8-by-10s.
809
01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,294
I just want to look.
810
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:57,062
All these special skills
must come in handy, huh?
811
01:03:57,234 --> 01:03:58,599
I've never...
812
01:03:58,802 --> 01:04:00,793
never met a...
813
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,529
mime. Is that it? Mime?
814
01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:05,675
Yeah, I'm a mime. I mime.
815
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:09,905
I'm curious about these
movies: Beach Party Bonzo?
816
01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:15,312
Yes, it's a semi-independent film.
Very low-budget, semi-independent.
817
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:18,955
Planet Gorthon, 31 A.D?
818
01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:23,784
Kind of light porn, but I don't
even want to go into it.
819
01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:27,458
You try out for the
Village People?
820
01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:32,328
- I'm adding pottery to that list.
- Don't knock pottery.
821
01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:37,333
Of all the things a man can do,
why would somebody throw a pot?
822
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:41,806
- If I tell you, will you drop it?
- Please tell me.
823
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:47,110
My marriage counsellor. My ex and I were
on the rocks. She said get a hobby.
824
01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:49,285
- And that's it?
- That's it.
825
01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,950
Why are you so crappy at it?
826
01:04:52,155 --> 01:04:55,647
It's like you and work. I
never took it seriously.
827
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,059
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
828
01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:01,824
Why'd you become a cop, anyway?
829
01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:06,899
- Because I was a shitty waiter.
- You mean you were a better mime?
830
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:12,599
I was an excellent mime. Still am.
Would you like to see my skills?
831
01:05:12,976 --> 01:05:14,876
I got the car. Don't worry.
832
01:05:15,879 --> 01:05:19,144
See? Now my face is
against the glass.
833
01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:22,943
You can mime words too. Watch.
834
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,849
- Fuck you.
- Okay.
835
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,417
I'm impressed.
836
01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:31,725
There's a glass wall here.
837
01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:41,035
Thanks for the ride.
838
01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:45,937
- We got to bond, don't you think?
- No. Not really.
839
01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:48,040
Uh-oh.
840
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:51,581
- What?
- I never leave my lights on.
841
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,555
Surprise!
842
01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:02,123
What did you do?
843
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,726
- You don't like it?
- No, I don't.
844
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:08,923
Tell Don Johnson we
found his apartment.
845
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:13,125
I don't know what you were
thinking. I want it back. Now!
846
01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:15,567
Okay, Mitch. Just relax, okay?
847
01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:19,708
We didn't touch the pottery.
We're giving you sex appeal.
848
01:06:19,876 --> 01:06:22,811
It looks like a gay
porno star lives here.
849
01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:25,106
And here they are, right here.
850
01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:26,577
Just stop.
851
01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:30,219
You can't change the place
without my permission.
852
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:33,719
You don't have the
right. Get this dog out.
853
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:36,049
Powder's yours.
854
01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:39,059
Mine? I don't want some
dog. What is this?
855
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:42,322
He used to be a drug
sniffer in the K-9 unit.
856
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,159
He looks like an addict.
857
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:49,271
- He makes you look sympathetic.
- A kennel won't make him sympathetic.
858
01:06:49,473 --> 01:06:52,442
Want me to be sympathetic?
Put my stuff back.
859
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:55,840
I'll be sympathetic.
Until then, I won't be.
860
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,077
How can you say no
to that face, Mitch?
861
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:04,554
I can say no very easily.
No, Powder. Get out.
862
01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:06,382
Don't be like that.
863
01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:07,955
It's just a dog, man.
864
01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:10,752
Come here, Powder.
You're a good boy.
865
01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:14,323
Shit!
866
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:17,261
Maybe Mitch is right.
Get rid of the dog.
867
01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,799
I don't know. I
like his instincts.
868
01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:21,999
Watch your ass, Powder.
869
01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:45,955
Okay. Move it.
870
01:07:55,439 --> 01:07:57,999
Dispatch, this is Armour 323...
871
01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:08,042
Go! Go!
872
01:08:27,537 --> 01:08:28,561
Go.
873
01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:59,134
This is Showtime
One. We're on it.
874
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:14,712
Okay.
875
01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:17,943
Annie, get the dish
up. Julio, go!
876
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:29,331
That's definitely our gun.
877
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,802
Watch it!
878
01:10:12,475 --> 01:10:13,635
Hey! Hey!
879
01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:19,544
- Let's go!
- Move it!
880
01:11:34,224 --> 01:11:35,953
Damn! We lost picture!
881
01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:47,236
Slow down!
882
01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:26,403
There he is!
883
01:12:26,609 --> 01:12:27,837
I got him!
884
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,678
- Incoming!
- Watch it!
885
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,026
- You getting this?
- Yeah!
886
01:12:55,171 --> 01:12:56,604
Jump!
887
01:12:56,806 --> 01:12:58,137
Jump! Jump!
888
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:01,170
You gotta jump! Now!
889
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,039
- Come on, Mitch!
- Do it!
890
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:24,792
Now that was some
good hood-jumping!
891
01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:26,998
You all right?
892
01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:28,636
You okay?
893
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,204
I think two drops
of pee came out.
894
01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:40,413
You're off the show, Sellars.
You're busted to patrol.
895
01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:53,058
Showtime is over.
896
01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,493
And we're screwed.
897
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:59,426
See you back on the
tape, Top Cop.
898
01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:06,664
Being a police officer is
not what you see on TV!
899
01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:09,811
I've never seen you do
anything like this!
900
01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:12,914
Your show boating put
this city at risk.
901
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,448
I expect that of Trey, not you.
902
01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:17,847
It just escalated.
903
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:22,855
Mitch, it's over. It's over. Chief
is pulling the plug on the show.
904
01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:27,962
- Good. Now I can get back to work.
- No, you can't. You're off the case.
905
01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:30,994
- What?
- PR is having a heart attack.
906
01:14:31,201 --> 01:14:34,068
This is worse than when
you shot the camera.
907
01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:37,933
If Vargas gets more guns,
we'll be even worse off.
908
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:42,771
You blew it. I'm relieving you of
duty, pending an investigation.
909
01:14:43,346 --> 01:14:48,181
What, do you want me to turn in my
gun and my badge? Ben, come on.
910
01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:52,184
I just want you to go home
till this shit storm settles.
911
01:14:52,388 --> 01:14:54,720
What am I supposed
to do at home?
912
01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:58,189
I don't know. Read a
book. Watch some TV.
913
01:14:58,394 --> 01:15:01,022
Do your pottery projects.
914
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:06,999
What?
915
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,568
What?
916
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,004
He's touching the pecker-cam.
917
01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:16,411
There's a lens in those eyes.
918
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:17,637
My woodpecker?
919
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,315
- Don't break it.
- I said no cameras.
920
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:24,887
I hope you got all of
this. You hear me?
921
01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:26,578
I hope you got it all.
922
01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:30,721
He broke it.
923
01:15:32,829 --> 01:15:34,626
I'll get you another one.
924
01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:38,358
Talk to him. He's got
issues. He hates cameras.
925
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:00,189
- We're here to take the dog.
- The dog stays.
926
01:16:00,356 --> 01:16:01,345
We have orders.
927
01:16:01,491 --> 01:16:05,860
He's a police officer. Touch
him and I'll shoot you.
928
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,633
Go, go, go.
929
01:16:13,136 --> 01:16:15,900
Good boy, Powder. Good boy.
930
01:16:17,507 --> 01:16:19,304
Nobody will take you away.
931
01:16:19,509 --> 01:16:23,570
Trey, forget Showtime. We'll
do our own buddy cop show.
932
01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:27,477
I got a treatment worked
out in my head. Check it.
933
01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:30,175
You're Nick Load,
and I'm John Lock.
934
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:32,684
- Nick who?
- Nick Load.
935
01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:37,326
You're Nick Load. I'm John Lock.
Together, we're Lock and Load.
936
01:16:37,527 --> 01:16:41,054
We are the baddest bicycle
cops on Venice Beach.
937
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:43,528
Is that hot shit, or what?
938
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,963
Listen, George Clooney
had 18 shows fail...
939
01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:50,435
before he hit big
with ER. So you see?
940
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:55,203
I don't wanna be the guy
putting up the caution tape.
941
01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:57,675
I was feeling this
detective thing.
942
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,680
Listen, you have heat on your
acting career right now.
943
01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:06,218
If you don't strike while the
iron is hot, it'll pass you by.
944
01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:12,183
Whatever. I'm gonna go see
this last episode of Showtime.
945
01:17:20,536 --> 01:17:23,027
You had your food. None for you.
946
01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:28,208
You're off the show, Sellars.
You're busted to patrol.
947
01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:31,608
- What happens to Mitch?
- He's relieved of duty.
948
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:35,944
Mitch is my partner. He's the
only person I can depend on.
949
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:39,280
Not my family, not my
friends. Just him.
950
01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:43,220
That's beautiful, Sellars.
What do you want me to do?
951
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:48,591
- If he's relieved, I should be.
- If you want it, you're relieved too.
952
01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:50,129
Okay.
953
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,030
- I'm relieved, then.
- Okay.
954
01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:57,434
- Want my gun and badge?
- Get out of here.
955
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,164
All right.
956
01:18:11,988 --> 01:18:15,890
- Who is this?
- It's me, Mitch.
957
01:18:16,092 --> 01:18:17,684
What do you want?
958
01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:22,729
- Are you watching the show?
- No, I'm not. It's ancient history.
959
01:18:23,132 --> 01:18:26,693
- New day, new way.
- Me too. I'm eating a TV dinner.
960
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:32,273
- So, what's up?
- I just, you know...
961
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:34,943
I wanted to tell you that...
962
01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:39,009
what you did was a pretty
stand-up thing and...
963
01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:44,183
if you take that detective
exam, I'm there for you.
964
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,719
Whatever questions,
I'll be around.
965
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:50,882
- I'd make a great detective?
- You'd make an okay detective.
966
01:18:51,828 --> 01:18:55,025
- Let me get that on my machine.
- I'm hanging up.
967
01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,528
No. Quick question.
968
01:18:56,733 --> 01:19:01,136
Could you make me a pair of those
shitty-ass mugs that you make?
969
01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:05,440
- You gotta be kidding.
- Relax. I'm just joking, man.
970
01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,609
No, something on the show.
971
01:19:07,810 --> 01:19:10,506
- So you are watching the show.
- Yeah.
972
01:19:10,713 --> 01:19:15,173
- Me too. What did you see?
- Charlie Hertz, works for ballistics.
973
01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:20,185
- That guy outside Lazy Boy's.
- Yeah, but I gotta see it again.
974
01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:23,688
Don't worry, I'm recording
it. I record them all.
975
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:27,454
- Why am I not surprised?
- Let me rewind this thing.
976
01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:33,894
- It is Charlie Hertz.
- It is?
977
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:37,436
- It's definitely him.
- What's he doing with Vargas?
978
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:03,993
Where are the lights?
979
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:11,971
We definitely found
our gun maker.
980
01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:15,106
This is definitely his workshop.
981
01:20:15,878 --> 01:20:17,641
Look at all this shit.
982
01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:22,306
What happened to the days
when people just grew pot?
983
01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:24,850
How about we star-69
his last call?
984
01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:28,486
King Rental Trucks,
may I help you?
985
01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:31,282
This is Detective
Mitch Preston...
986
01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:34,725
You mean the Mitch Preston?
The one on Showtime?
987
01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:37,195
- That's me.
- Oh, my God!
988
01:20:37,633 --> 01:20:42,297
Calm down, we just need some
information about a truck.
989
01:20:42,505 --> 01:20:46,874
- Did you rent one to a Charles Hertz?
- I'll just check, honey.
990
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:49,840
Mr. Hertz picked one
up this morning.
991
01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:54,312
- Was there a tracking device on it?
- Yes, Mitch, there was.
992
01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:57,718
Is Trey with you?
Can I speak to him?
993
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,410
Sure, here.
994
01:20:59,622 --> 01:21:02,113
- Trey? This Trey?
- Yeah.
995
01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,589
I love you, baby!
Say, "showtime."
996
01:21:04,794 --> 01:21:07,160
It's showtime! This
bitch is crazy.
997
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:11,595
Okay, all right. Bye-bye.
See how popular I am?
998
01:21:14,904 --> 01:21:16,098
All right, thanks.
999
01:21:16,305 --> 01:21:19,138
We got a hit on the truck
at the Bonaventure.
1000
01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,333
- What's going on?
- Gun show.
1001
01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:40,953
Nice guns.
1002
01:21:41,163 --> 01:21:42,494
Come on back.
1003
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,231
It's okay.
1004
01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:13,418
- Thanks for the call.
- Find that footage?
1005
01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:15,995
Here are the
printouts. Good luck.
1006
01:22:16,198 --> 01:22:17,688
You went out on a limb.
1007
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:21,529
I want to help. Plus I need
an ending for the finale.
1008
01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:31,502
Excuse me.
1009
01:22:32,214 --> 01:22:33,545
Hello, gun lovers.
1010
01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:38,516
My name is Chase Renzi from
the hit series Showtime.
1011
01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:43,253
That's sweet. Very
sweet, very sweet.
1012
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:46,121
I'm here because
we need your help.
1013
01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:49,628
We believe these two men
are in the building.
1014
01:22:49,832 --> 01:22:53,495
They are armed and
extremely dangerous.
1015
01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:55,436
What the hell?
1016
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:57,763
There they are!
1017
01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:06,542
Vargas!
1018
01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:24,221
Don't move.
1019
01:23:30,906 --> 01:23:33,238
Oh, shit!
1020
01:23:38,481 --> 01:23:39,675
Mitch!
1021
01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:51,553
Guys, wait up!
1022
01:23:51,761 --> 01:23:56,289
- Roger that.
- Ghost 3, Bonaventure Hotel.
1023
01:23:57,299 --> 01:24:00,598
Why don't I go up and make
a nice list of demands?
1024
01:24:00,936 --> 01:24:02,426
I can help you here.
1025
01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,323
- Get in!
- Just take it easy, all right? Easy!
1026
01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,560
Vargas? There's no way out.
1027
01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:37,398
I've got a list of demands.
1028
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:40,133
Let us in and tell
us what they are.
1029
01:24:40,342 --> 01:24:43,641
All right. But first, slide
your weapons in here.
1030
01:24:43,846 --> 01:24:46,872
- What did you say?
- I don't know. What?
1031
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:48,812
Slide your weapons in here.
1032
01:24:49,018 --> 01:24:51,145
- What?
- What'd you say?
1033
01:24:51,353 --> 01:24:53,617
You don't understand English?
1034
01:24:54,023 --> 01:24:55,547
Slide in your weapons.
1035
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:58,784
Slide the weapons. It's
okay. I got a backup.
1036
01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:01,758
Hold on. I gotta
change the tape.
1037
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:08,528
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah, I am.
1038
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:14,232
- What are you doing?
- Shut up.
1039
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:15,501
Mitch, no.
1040
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:18,305
- Did you hear me?
- Hold on.
1041
01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:20,505
Don't do that. Man!
1042
01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,115
I've got demands.
1043
01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:27,187
See those news choppers out
there? We're hooked in live.
1044
01:25:27,389 --> 01:25:32,019
We have a cameraman out here so you
can tell the world what you want.
1045
01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:36,698
Okay. Throw in your weapons.
1046
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:38,924
Here they come.
1047
01:25:49,912 --> 01:25:50,901
Ready?
1048
01:25:55,050 --> 01:25:56,677
There are the guns.
1049
01:25:56,886 --> 01:25:58,547
- Stay there.
- Easy.
1050
01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:01,379
- Stay there.
- Okay. Just take it easy.
1051
01:26:01,590 --> 01:26:04,320
- Where's the cameraman?
- He's afraid.
1052
01:26:04,527 --> 01:26:08,395
We don't want to put him in
danger, so he'll do the shooting.
1053
01:26:08,597 --> 01:26:09,723
I'll do it.
1054
01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:12,526
You ever been on TV before?
1055
01:26:13,202 --> 01:26:16,638
It's very simple. Look
at the red light.
1056
01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:19,740
Tell the people
what's on your mind.
1057
01:26:20,910 --> 01:26:22,901
You got him all lined up?
1058
01:26:24,146 --> 01:26:26,444
Yeah. Let's shoot.
1059
01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:30,611
Okay. All right. It's showtime.
1060
01:27:02,751 --> 01:27:04,241
You okay?
1061
01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:13,921
Mitch?
1062
01:27:33,048 --> 01:27:35,573
- Trey! Where are you?
- Over here!
1063
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:42,148
- What are you doing?
- Hold on!
1064
01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:49,094
Oh, God!
1065
01:28:02,077 --> 01:28:06,571
Now it's your turn to
smile for the cameras.
1066
01:28:10,819 --> 01:28:15,085
- Get that camera out of here!
- Keep that camera where it is!
1067
01:28:32,141 --> 01:28:35,406
Annie, you deal with it, girl.
1068
01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:39,679
What's going on with
your new recruits?
1069
01:28:39,882 --> 01:28:43,045
I'm tired of your voice.
You're on my last nerve.
1070
01:28:43,252 --> 01:28:46,949
- They're not bonding.
- They don't have our chemistry.
1071
01:28:47,156 --> 01:28:51,889
Which is why you ought to guest
star in the next episode.
1072
01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:54,426
- Not in a million years.
- That's a yes.
1073
01:28:54,630 --> 01:28:57,497
I know, and believe me,
I'm working on him.
1074
01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,560
See you at 8, Mitch.
1075
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:06,104
Look at what you get. What do I
get? Nothing. I'm going to work.
1076
01:29:08,310 --> 01:29:12,110
I made you something. For
passing the detective exam.
1077
01:29:12,314 --> 01:29:14,612
That is nice of you to do that.
1078
01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:20,822
Mitch, that's nice.
1079
01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,752
What is that?
1080
01:29:24,059 --> 01:29:29,258
- What is it? It's a loose change dish.
- Of course it's a loose change dish.
1081
01:29:29,465 --> 01:29:33,424
I haven't seen this level of
craftsmanship since kindergarten.
1082
01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:35,569
It's appreciated, partner.
1083
01:29:35,771 --> 01:29:40,105
- Detectives, your suspects waiting.
- Be right with you.
1084
01:29:40,309 --> 01:29:43,608
"Detective Sellars." It
has a nice ring to it.
1085
01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:46,406
Come on, Top Cop, it's showtime.
1086
01:29:47,850 --> 01:29:50,216
Hi. I'm Detective Mitch Preston.
1087
01:29:50,953 --> 01:29:52,113
No!
1088
01:29:53,322 --> 01:29:55,187
I'm sorry, I can't...
1089
01:29:56,358 --> 01:29:57,655
Book 'em, Danno.
1090
01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,657
I'm sorry.
1091
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:07,965
This Preston character
needs to come to life.
1092
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:10,331
He doesn't have any balls.
1093
01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:12,131
Well, he has balls.
1094
01:30:12,341 --> 01:30:15,174
They gotta come out.
Bada-bing, bada-boom balls.
1095
01:30:15,844 --> 01:30:17,709
Do you feel lucky, punk?
1096
01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:19,976
Who said that?
1097
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:24,844
I know you know, Mitch.
You're gonna see this...
1098
01:30:25,387 --> 01:30:27,912
Get that camera out of here!
1099
01:30:29,258 --> 01:30:31,351
Could you come a little closer?
1100
01:30:32,294 --> 01:30:34,558
I'm sorry, I did
the wrong thing.
1101
01:30:42,371 --> 01:30:47,104
Wrap me up in caution tape, wrap
me up in caution tape, Cop Top?
1102
01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:51,004
- You don't think we're...
- Say that in Ebonic!
1103
01:30:51,180 --> 01:30:52,238
I'm tired.
1104
01:30:52,448 --> 01:30:54,507
- Who are you?
- I'm Annie.
1105
01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:57,480
You need a daddy? Yes or no?
1106
01:30:59,388 --> 01:31:02,380
"Oh, Bill." That's
what I get now.
1107
01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:05,652
It used to be " Oh, yeah,"
now it's " Oh, Bill."
1108
01:31:05,861 --> 01:31:07,988
It's showtime!
1109
01:31:08,197 --> 01:31:09,664
It's showtime.
1110
01:31:09,865 --> 01:31:12,333
Get that camera out of here!
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