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[soft relaxing music]
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[cell phone ringing]
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["A Cause Des Garcons" by Yelle]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[moaning]
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[music intensifies]
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- Fuck!
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Hmm, watch it!
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[Allie moaning] Oh!
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[Mary] How many times
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do I have to tell you this, Mom?
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I'll call you!
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Allie?
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Allie, is that you?
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[Allie] Yeah...
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Okay, so just so you know,
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I really, really have to...
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[Pam] poo.
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- Bye.
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Thank you so much for dinner.
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I hope Allie's doing okay?
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[Allie]
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Ah, you were at dinner
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for like three hours.
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And where the fuck were you?
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I had to tell my parents
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you were on your period.
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Ugg! Gross!
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I overslept.
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I just laid down
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for a little nappy nap,
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and then...
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I couldn't get my ass
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out of bed.
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And then you clearly
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didn't get ready once you did?
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Well, you know,
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I can't get ready without you.
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[soft laugh]
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So can we... go get ready now?
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-I'm ready!
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-Oh I'm sorry,
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my name's Kort, and I'm so cute.
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I don't even need
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to get dressed up to get hit on.
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Let's have a parade.
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Bitch!
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Thanks,
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that's really sweet of you!
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Whatever. I'm going to go
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get started.
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I might even shave my pussy.
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Oh, put my name
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on those left overs
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because I don't want these sluts
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eating our shit
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when we're not here.
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Why your name? I can be mean.
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Just put my name on it.
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These girls know
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I don't play games.
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[Kort] Oh, you mean
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you're a bitch?
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Oh, okay!
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Well, that was kind of... mean!
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Thanks.
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[fast paced music]
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[water running]
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[Allie] So...
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I'm thinking this is the year
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I get a boyfriend,
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You know, I'm sick of blacking
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out fucking frat guys,
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It's like, I just want
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to settle down, you know?
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I mean, last year I had
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my slutty sophomore stand,
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which was fine.
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I'm not going to judge
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myself for that.
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I mean,
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we all go through our phases.
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Except for you!
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But... Whatever,
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I just feel like...
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This is my year... you know?
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Until we go abroad, that is.
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Well, I don't think
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you can really plan
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for that sort of thing.
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Whatever, dude. I'll...
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have some flings with some Brits
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while we're there,
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and then when I get back...
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We'll date!
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Then he'll propose shortly
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after graduation, and then...
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Move to Silver Springs.
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He'll get a six figure job
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working for an embassy and...
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That will be that!
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Or you can get
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a six figure job.
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Okay, whatever. How do I look?
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[vibrant music]
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You look hot!
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Really?
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Yeah, seriously you look good.
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I don't know...
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I just hope I look fuckable.
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[Luce] Yeah, I don't know,
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I was walking from campus today,
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and I just kept finding
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these feathers.
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Feather, after feather,
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after feather...
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Feathers?
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Yeah,
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it's a Native American thing.
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Alright, so the guys
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say to get there at ten,
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and bring some money
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for the keg.
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[Luce] Are you sure?
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Whatever, I'm sure
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he was just like suggesting it.
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[Luce] Don't defend him
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because you used to blow him.
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Okay, it's not like I sucked
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the life out of him.
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-I only did it once!
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-[girls laughing]
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Can you please pour me
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more of that wine?
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[Luce] Oh, sure thing.
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Thanks again for the wine, Kort.
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Anything for you, Mary.
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[Pam] Don't thank her,
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her parents bought it.
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Anyway...
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You serious,
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you don't want to come out now?
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I don't know.
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My stomach's
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kind of bothering me.
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-[Kort] Really?
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-Yeah!
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Who do you say
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is going to be there?
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Will you just shut up
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and get drunk with me?
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[Allie sighing]
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Please don't leave me with them.
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-Okay, I get it. I'm your rock.
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-[Kort] You are.
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[glasses clinking]
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[giggling]
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Fuck it!
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[Luce] Are you two
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just going to sit in there
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and scissor all night,
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or come fucking party with us?
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[loud upbeat music]
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[unintelligible chatter]
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Go, go, go!
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There we go, girl!
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Yes!
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Hey, hey, now come on!
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[yelling]
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Hey, dude, is that the way
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I do that for you?
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Shall we go get [inaudible]?
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Yeah! Let's go!
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She's so cool!
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[Allie] Okay, wait,
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how are my boobs?
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-You look good!
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-[Allie] I do?
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-Yeah.
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-Do they look big?
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I want them to look big.
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-Yes!
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-[Allie] They do?
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Go back to what you were saying.
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[Allie] Oh my god! Okay!
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So, my schedule is the shit.
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No classes on Friday,
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like ever.
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No classes before 1pm, and...
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two of my classes
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only meet once a week.
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It's a fucking joke!
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Your parents
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must be really proud.
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They should be!
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I'm kind of a genius!
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Okay, what is this?
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Yeah, I called this
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the Ben Affleck,
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because when you drink it,
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you're going to be gone girl.
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[Kort] Oh Shit!
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-[coughing] It's terrible!
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-[Allie] What? It's so good.
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-No, it's not.
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-Excuse me Kortney...
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Who is it?
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I have no idea.
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Is he hot?
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He's... Gorgeous! Top ten.
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-Hey!
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-Hi.
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[nervous laughter]
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Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude,
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I just...
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I thought you were
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really pretty.
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I got your name from...
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a friend.
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Was that creepy?
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A little bit.
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[laughing]
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-Okay, can I try again?
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-Yeah.
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-I'm Daniel...
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-[music intensifies]
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[door unlocking]
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[Mary sighing]
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[Kort] Can you hurry up?
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Waste Of time!
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Seriously, now you want
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to hang out?
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Who wants to hang out?
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Kyle! He doesn't talk to me
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all night and then suddenly
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he wants to "watch a movie".
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I mean, it's--
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[Mary] Ahh...
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[Allie]
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So, what the fuck
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did you talk about?
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Um... He said he's new...
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No shit he's new dude.
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A hottie like that
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doesn't just fly under the radar
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for three years.
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Jeez!
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Sorry, go on.
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Um... He transferred
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for lacrosse...
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[Allie] Ugh, duh!
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He's going to be a junior
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in the classroom
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and a senior on the field.
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Oh my god, no way!
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He still has
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two full seasons left?
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Yeah, I think he said something
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about redshirting or--
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Oh my god, I don't care about
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his fucking NCAA eligibility.
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-Was he hitting on you or not?
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-[Kort] I don't know.
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Dude, shut up. He totally wants
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to penetrate you.
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[Kort] Oh, Gross!
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-[Kort] What, you think?
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-Yeah... Okay.
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[Allie] What's his first
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and last name?
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-I'm gonna Facebook this bitch.
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-When did you get this?
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Oh, I convinced my parents
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that it would help me
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do better in school,
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but I totally just use it
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to watch porn.
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You know what I need?
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I got his first name, Daniel.
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That's it.
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They're five fucking Daniels
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on the lacrosse team.
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I'm going to need
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more than that.
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I think his eyes are blue...
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His eyes are blue?
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That's not
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a Facebook search query!
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A blue-eyed dude
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on the lacrosse team,
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who probably has a big dick.
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Whore!
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[lively music]
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[Kort] Jesus!
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What are you doing?
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Just a little research.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I talked to the boat shoe crew
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over there,
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and they said
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his last name is McMullen.
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He's single.
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[laughing] Okay.
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And he transferred here
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from Maryland.
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Like I said.
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He sat out last year
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because of an injury.
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-That's what I said.
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-Okay, who fucking cares!
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Look at these photos!
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See this? Beautiful scenery...
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-[Kort] Mmm.
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-[Allie] See what that is?
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It's a lake!
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Do you know what that means?
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His family has
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a fucking lake house!
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I like those shutters.
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[Allie] Whatever. You see
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these two little bitches?
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-[Kort] Huh.
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-[Allie] Those are his sisters.
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[Kort] So?
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Do you know what that means?
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00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,080
What?
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Okay. Any guy with two sisters
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or more is twice as nice.
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It's like a rule of thumb.
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That's kind of sweet.
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Okay, what I'm saying is
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I approve.
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What, because he has sisters
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and a lake house?
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Yeah!
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[Allie] And... look at this!
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I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
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7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs!
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[Allie] Hello, hello abs.
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[Kort] They're so cute!
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So you like him?
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I didn't say that.
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You said that.
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Kort, if you don't want
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none of this Nantucket nectar,
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then move over!
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'Cause this girl is parched.
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Mmm...
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Okay, I like him.
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Thank you.
352
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It's about time somebody
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manned up around here.
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[lively music resumes]
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[whistle blowing]
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Wait, hold on.
357
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If this works out, I'm not
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saying that it will or won't,
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I'm saying if...
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If this works out
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and you guys settle on four kids
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even though I'll probably
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push for five.
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All right.
365
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We're leaving for London
366
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in three months
367
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and we cannot take
368
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a boyfriend with us.
369
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I just met the guy.
370
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,580
Oh, you just wanna get
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some of that dick.
372
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,910
I respect that.
373
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,250
Just think about it.
374
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,200
Right now he's down there,
375
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,200
just sweating his balls off.
376
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Hmm... Lovely!
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One day you might even
378
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get to lick them.
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[laughing]
380
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[Allie] Seriously.
381
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Pussy.
382
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[soft music]
383
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[message tone]
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[cell phone chiming]
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[lecturer 1] Remember
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that the United States
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at the beginning of the 1930s,
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had not fully asserted itself
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as a global superpower.
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It has begun to, when--
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[cell phone chiming]
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Oh, my bad!
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[lecturer 2] Let's begin
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by understanding
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what bottlenecks truly are.
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Bottlenecks are, contrary
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to what you may believe,
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factory phenomena
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where the performance...
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[lecturer continues
401
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speaking inaudibly]
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Generally speaking.
403
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Now, for example...
404
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[lecturer 1] Until 1941,
405
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and in that period,
406
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the US struggled to figure out
407
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a way to become involved
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and insure its place
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as the Guardian
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of the western hemisphere,
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without actually
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involving troops.
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Now this process would go on
414
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to become known
415
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under the rhetorical umbrella
416
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of "The Good Neighbor Policy".
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And one of the ways
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they did that...
419
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[lecturer 2] ...with the same
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processing speed
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of 500 units per second
422
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flowing into our input...
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[lecturer 1] Even though
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the United States'
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popular opinion
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was actively...
427
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[lecturer 2 continues talking]
428
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[lecturer 1] The idea
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of becoming involved
430
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,830
-in another...
431
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,830
-[Allie laughing]
432
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in another world war.
433
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[lecturer 2] They give you
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two widget line flow systems,
435
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where you have
436
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two identical widgets
437
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with the same processing speed
438
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of 500 units per second.
439
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,330
So, you see by adding
440
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one additional widget maker,
441
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we're able to diffuse
442
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the bottleneck entirely.
443
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,660
And therefore as a whole
444
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help facilitate factory
445
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,120
and operating at a 50% hype
446
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,120
utilization level.
447
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Pretty interesting stuff,
448
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,950
wouldn't you say?
449
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By your blank stare,
450
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,410
I would take that as a yes.
451
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:29,700
Moving on.
452
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,540
[Daniel] Oh, hey!
453
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,870
-Oh, hey.
454
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,870
-[Daniel] Hey.
455
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,040
Are you in this class?
456
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,750
[Daniel] Ah, yeah.
457
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,910
I thought...
458
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,540
I thought we caught
459
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,540
eyes earlier.
460
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, really?
461
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,620
Sometimes I'm like zoning out
462
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,830
and not like seeing
463
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,830
what's in front of me, so...
464
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,290
And, have you talked
465
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,290
to the doctor about this?
466
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,040
[laughing]
467
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,620
It's actually, it's funny
468
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,620
that we're in the same class,
469
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,500
because I was...
470
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,790
Well, I was hoping...
471
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,370
I don't know, I was wondering
472
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,370
if you would be up for--
473
00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:30,540
[Allie] A date!
474
00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:30,540
Yes, you want a date!
475
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,250
Who doesn't want dates here?
476
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,450
-I know, right?
477
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,450
-This guy's a fucking dreamboat!
478
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
-[Kort laughing]
479
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
-[Allie] So, what did you say?
480
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,500
I told him... Oh, I told him...
481
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,120
I told him, "yeah".
482
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,580
What, should I not
483
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,580
have said "yeah"?
484
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,200
Well, it depends
485
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,200
on how you said it.
486
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,660
I said it like...
487
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,330
Yeah.
488
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,790
-Yeah.
489
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,790
-No, I didn't say it like that.
490
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,080
It was like... more like...
491
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:57,910
Yeah.
492
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,620
-Yeah.
493
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,620
-Okay, no, this is it:
494
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,790
Yeah.
495
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,620
Like, you know, I'll do this,
496
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,620
potentially...
497
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,370
But if I do, I'll be doing you
498
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,370
a huge favor.
499
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,750
-What do you think?
500
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,750
-I think it's... perfect!
501
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,540
So, what are you going to wear?
502
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,700
I don't know, this.
503
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,580
No!
504
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,120
-Come on!
505
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,120
-What?
506
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,330
-[Allie] We gotta fix this!
507
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,330
-Why?
508
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,700
You look like a grandma!
509
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,830
[Kort] I look like a grandma?
510
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,950
-But you're wearing
511
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,950
velvet shoes!
512
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,950
-These are very hip...
513
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:33,620
["Ivy League Circus"
514
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:33,620
by Gordon Voidwell]
515
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,870
-Pit stop!
516
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,870
-We already ate before class.
517
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,250
Who cares, you can throw it up
518
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,250
after when you--
519
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,870
-Stephen!
520
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,870
-Allie!
521
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:00,500
Hi!
522
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,040
Good to see you.
523
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,500
Good to see you too.
524
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,370
[laughing]
525
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,910
What the fuck was that?
526
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,120
You're still talking?
527
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,910
I mean, he still texts me.
528
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,580
Only after 2 a.m.
529
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,870
I think there's something
530
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,870
wrong with his plan.
531
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,290
Sorry.
532
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,580
Can this guy move?
533
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,000
Well, when is it? Thank you.
534
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,700
God, when's your date?
535
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,410
I don't know.
536
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,410
He's going to call.
537
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,120
What? He's going to call?
538
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,450
Not text?
539
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,330
Um... yeah.
540
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,290
Classy!
541
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,500
Oh my god!
542
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,370
[Kort] How's that yoghurt?
543
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,410
-Do you want some?
544
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,410
-[Kort] No.
545
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:54,700
-[Allie] Have some!
546
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:54,700
-No, I don't want any.
547
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,910
[Allie] Have some. I want it.
548
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,910
I'm Kort, I'm skinny,
549
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,910
I'm want it.
550
00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,910
-Stop!
551
00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,910
-[Allie] See, you have a little
552
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:01,000
on your face.
553
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,830
[Allie laughing]
554
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,790
What do you think
555
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,790
about this one?
556
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,370
Did somebody die?
557
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,000
Um... you if you don't stop
558
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,000
talking shit!
559
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:26,290
Dude, you've got to give him
560
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:26,290
more than your knee caps. God!
561
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,330
He's better
562
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,330
than that dress, okay?
563
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:31,000
He's tall, he's good looking.
564
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,750
He's got those beautiful DSL's.
565
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,790
DSL's? How does that help me?
566
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,830
[Allie] Depends what
567
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,830
you're in to.
568
00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:41,500
Look, we've got to go more
569
00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:41,500
Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur.
570
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,370
I'm going to look
571
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,370
like a birthday cake
572
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,660
with nipples in that thing.
573
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,750
That sounds delicious.
574
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,830
Let's go try shit on.
575
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,870
["Classic Girl"
576
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,870
by Deidre & The Dark]
577
00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:53,870
Do you like?
578
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,950
Do I look like Heidi Klum?
579
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,660
Oh, okay.
580
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,620
So, I'm having mixed feelings
581
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,620
about this one.
582
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,290
You know, I like it because
583
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,290
it's versatile but then again
584
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,410
I just really don't know.
585
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,660
Walk away, just walk away.
586
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,910
[Allie] You don't like it?
587
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,700
Dress it up, dress it down.
588
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,830
Like, right now the way
589
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,830
I'm wearing it,
590
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,830
it's going to look formal
591
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,700
and I can just wear
592
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,700
it anywhere, right. Like a--
593
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:24,830
Formal?
594
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,750
Like Diane Keaton
595
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,750
who's a stripper?
596
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,410
[Allie] Oh, girl,
597
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,410
you look fabulous!
598
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,160
But I can't have you out here
599
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,160
like you're going to a bar,
600
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,500
when we know
601
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,500
you're trying to go to a party.
602
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,450
Then, with just like
603
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,450
a slight adjustment...
604
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,910
it becomes casual.
605
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,540
-Yeah, very casual.
606
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,540
-It's like... beachy.
607
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,410
There!
608
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,450
Babe!
609
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,080
-No?
610
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,080
-No!
611
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,040
Alright, come out.
612
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,540
Oh... yes!
613
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,870
It's perfect!
614
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,870
-You really think it's good?
615
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,870
-[Allie] Yes.
616
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,160
Can my cat
617
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,160
come to the wedding?
618
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,200
Okay, what's the damage?
619
00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:26,330
-Oh hell no!
620
00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:26,330
-What?
621
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,080
It's $500.
622
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,500
-No!
623
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,500
-Yes!
624
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,040
[mimicking crying]
625
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,500
I'm sorry baby,
626
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,500
but you're not worth it.
627
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,790
We'll figure something out.
628
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,950
-So, Mary's top?
629
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,750
-Yes, with the pants
630
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,750
of yours I like.
631
00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:42,120
-Oh, that can work. Perfect!
632
00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:42,120
Oh my god, love it!
633
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,620
Oh hey, have you all
634
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,620
listened to this?
635
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:48,660
-What?
636
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:48,660
-Cereal. The podcast.
637
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,160
-Never heard of it.
638
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,160
-Okay, well,
639
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,950
if you do, don't tell me,
640
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,120
I'm pretty sure
641
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,120
I can crack this puppy.
642
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,830
-[Allie] Okay.
643
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,830
-Alright.
644
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,620
I'm sorry.
645
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,660
-What's your plan?
646
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,660
-Oh... I have a class tonight.
647
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,450
-Yeah, interesting!
648
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,450
-Dammit!
649
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,540
Ok, I'm going to go study...
650
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,160
and then...
651
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,910
Hey, when you're back
652
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,910
do you want to do movie night?
653
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,370
If by movie night you mean
654
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,370
season three of Downton?
655
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,160
What the fuck else would I mean?
656
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,410
[mimicking a British accent]
657
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,410
Right, sorry, mate!
658
00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,000
-Pip, pip and bollocks.
659
00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,000
-[Allie] Okay, I can't,
660
00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:20,000
it's terrible.
661
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,870
You're ruining it.
662
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,700
Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan
663
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,700
gives you a ring ring.
664
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,410
-[Kort] Okay.
665
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,410
-[both] Bye.
666
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,910
[lecturer 3]
667
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,910
...and with 140 characters,
668
00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:37,870
that's how Twitter
669
00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:37,870
killed the feature story,
670
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,330
which leads me to...
671
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,330
ending this class.
672
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,370
Have a great night, guys.
673
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,950
[soft tranquil music]
674
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,000
He still hasn't called?
675
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,450
Why is it that whenever
676
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,450
I want to do something important
677
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,120
the mother-fucking internet...
678
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,120
Oh... there it is!
679
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,120
Okay, look, like I was thinking,
680
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,040
this little pussy boy Daniel
681
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,040
better grow a pair
682
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,580
and make a fucking phone call.
683
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,370
Do you think
684
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,370
he's seeing someone else?
685
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,080
Maybe he lost his phone.
686
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,290
Or... or it broke.
687
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,250
That happens!
688
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,870
[Mary knocking] Hey!
689
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,910
Do you have some... batteries?
690
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,540
For what?
691
00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:47,580
For my TV.
692
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,830
Remote.
693
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,040
No.
694
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,040
[Kort] Maybe he's dead.
695
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:01,040
You know what, dude,
696
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,580
fuck this little cocksucker,
697
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,580
okay?
698
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,200
He said he would call
699
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,200
and he hasn't.
700
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,950
He's either gay,
701
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,950
a commitment-phobe, or dead.
702
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,370
Either way,
703
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,370
I say we're over him.
704
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,450
-[cell phone ringing]
705
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,450
-Oh my god!
706
00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,290
Unless that's him...
707
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,750
If that's him,
708
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,750
I say we're back in.
709
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,950
-What do I do?
710
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,950
-Answer it!
711
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:22,500
Hello.
712
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:22,500
[whispering] It's Daniel!
713
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,580
-Hey.
714
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,580
-What the fuck's he saying?
715
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:26,950
Oh no, it's fine.
716
00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:30,290
Ah, ah, ah...
717
00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:30,290
[Allie imitating having sex]
718
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,620
That's fine.
719
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,160
Uh-hm.
720
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,660
[Kort] Yeah, that works.
721
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,580
Okay.
722
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:38,040
I'll see you then.
723
00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:39,870
Bye.
724
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,370
What the fuck is wrong with you?
725
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:43,750
[Allie] It's a baby!
726
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,910
[kissing] Isn't it cute?
727
00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:48,330
Okay, what did he say?
728
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:51,250
Okay, so first of all he said
729
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:51,250
"Sorry for calling so late".
730
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,080
[Allie] Precious!
731
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120
And then he said he wants
732
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120
to take me out this weekend
733
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,120
but he can't because he's going
734
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,120
out of town with his family.
735
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,700
Lake house!
736
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:01,910
Next weekend, if I'm up for it,
737
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,580
he wants to take me
738
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,580
to dinner on Friday.
739
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:07,660
What?
740
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:07,660
Nobody even goes out on Fridays!
741
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,790
-That's brilliant!
742
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,790
-I know.
743
00:25:08,830 --> 00:25:09,870
[Allie] Okay...
744
00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:11,540
You tell me
745
00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:11,540
what you're thinking,
746
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,580
and I'll do the same, okay?
747
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,250
Ready? One, two--
748
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,370
-You need to hit the gym!
749
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,370
-I hope he takes me to a club--
750
00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:17,450
What?
751
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:19,290
Maybe just a little cardio!
752
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:24,080
["Jerk It" by Thunderheist]
753
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,250
You gotta open up your gait,
754
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,250
baby girl.
755
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:38,450
What?
756
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,200
Your strides, they're tiny!
757
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,120
Longer strides, more calories!
758
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,620
Stop running like a toddler,
759
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,620
start running
760
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,540
like a grown human woman
761
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,540
who wants to get laid.
762
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,830
See that dick! Run to that dick!
763
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,700
Faster! Run to it!
764
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:57,620
Kegels, feel the kegels!
765
00:25:57,660 --> 00:26:00,870
Pull... inside your vagina.
766
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:03,370
Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it!
767
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:06,290
Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn!
768
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,500
Harder, Kort!
769
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,500
You're not going hard enough!
770
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,250
Earn your thigh gap!
771
00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:12,250
-What are you doing?
772
00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:12,250
-Shut up!
773
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
-Jesus!
774
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500
-Oh my god!
775
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,290
You're doing great, man.
776
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:24,080
Don't let your hips drop.
777
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:25,660
[Kort gasping]
778
00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:27,370
Don't let gravity win like this.
779
00:26:27,410 --> 00:26:29,080
[Kort] I'm not.
780
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,410
Don't touch me
781
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,410
with your nasty chip fingers!
782
00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:33,040
[Allie mumbling]
783
00:26:33,410 --> 00:26:35,160
What?
784
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,750
I said I see gravity winning
785
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,750
and I don't like it.
786
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,370
You're disgusting!
787
00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:42,370
[lively music]
788
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,540
[Kort] I don't know if my ass
789
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,540
got bigger,
790
00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,450
or these jeans got smaller.
791
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,120
Oh, I washed them
792
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,120
like four times.
793
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,330
[laughing]
794
00:26:52,870 --> 00:26:54,040
What do you think, Pam?
795
00:26:54,290 --> 00:26:57,080
You look amazing!
796
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,700
Agreed!
797
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,700
I have something for you.
798
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,200
-Just in case!
799
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,200
-[Pam laughing]
800
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,000
You've got to be prepared
801
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,000
if shit goes 50 shades!
802
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,000
What the fuck, you psycho!
803
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,700
♪ You know you want to ♪
804
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,160
No!
805
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,660
[doorbell ringing]
806
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,290
[laughing]
807
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,750
-Be safe!
808
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,750
-[Allie] The world is
809
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:19,750
a happy place.
810
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:21,700
Excuse me! No girl gets her door
811
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,410
on her own fucking date!
812
00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:24,910
-[Allie] It's my door to get!
813
00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:24,910
-Get the door!
814
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:26,200
It's my door!
815
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:26,200
You stay right here!
816
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,500
Hello, sweet cheeks.
817
00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:32,950
-Hey! Is Kortney here?
818
00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:32,950
-Who?
819
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,790
I'm just kidding.
820
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,790
That little whore's right here.
821
00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:38,580
Oh...
822
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,250
Hi!
823
00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:43,620
[ambient music]
824
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,200
Thanks.
825
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,750
[waitress] Your server
826
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,750
will be right with you.
827
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,790
-Enjoy your meal.
828
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,790
-Thank you.
829
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,040
This place is really nice!
830
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,500
I guess I always
831
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,500
sort of thought that
832
00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:07,200
first dates should be...
833
00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:07,200
special.
834
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,580
You know, just in case.
835
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,250
Yeah.
836
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,330
Ah, yeah.
837
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,450
[door closing]
838
00:28:24,290 --> 00:28:25,330
Is Luce here?
839
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,290
She's upstairs.
840
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,290
Martins?
841
00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:41,000
He took you
842
00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:41,000
to mother-fucking Martins?
843
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,700
It's crazy, right?
844
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,200
Who does this guy think he is?
845
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,200
A goddamned Kennedy?
846
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,660
[Allie] This guy's the tits!
847
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,870
Ladies, let's have a shot
848
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,870
before everyone gets here.
849
00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:48,950
Or two.
850
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,330
I want to get super weird today.
851
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,200
You already are weird.
852
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,410
Thanks.
853
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,080
-There we go.
854
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,080
-You're welcome!
855
00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:00,330
This literally has a pube in it.
856
00:29:00,790 --> 00:29:02,250
It's disgusting!
857
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:07,000
["Never Coming Down"
858
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:07,000
by Midnight Riot]
859
00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:16,410
So, did you get any?
860
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,120
-Any what?
861
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,120
-Cut the shit.
862
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,910
Tell me you broke that dick off!
863
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,700
-[Luce] Wait a minute.
864
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,700
-Come on!
865
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,330
[Luce] I'll text you.
866
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,330
What happened?
867
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,040
[Pam] I think Kort broke
868
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,040
someone's dick off.
869
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,660
-What? I want to hear!
870
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,660
-Oh my god!
871
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,620
[Luce] Oh come on! Cough it up!
872
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,040
We just kissed on the cheek.
873
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,450
Fuck, yeah!
874
00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:35,160
Daniel, the lacrosse transfer.
875
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,040
[Luce] Wait, wait!
876
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,040
The mancer from Maryland?
877
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,580
They went on a date.
878
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:42,080
-Would you stop?
879
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:42,080
-Take it from the top.
880
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,290
Okay, okay, okay... Alright.
881
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500
We walk in, it's gorgeous!
882
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,950
Like, there are all these
883
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,950
pictures of DC on the wall,
884
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,200
like flappers and pictures
885
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,200
of the Potomac,
886
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,160
and the hostess took us
887
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,160
to our table,
888
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,910
and we sat down,
889
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:04,200
and we just started talking...
890
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:04,200
I don't know!
891
00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:05,910
And that's when
892
00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:05,910
she's sucked his dick.
893
00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh...
894
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,120
-In the restaurant?
895
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,120
-[Allie] Ah ha!
896
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,410
[laughing]
897
00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:11,500
Just like Jackie O
898
00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:11,500
would have wanted!
899
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,830
[laughing]
900
00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:17,750
Allie, hurry up!
901
00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:19,750
You don't need make up.
902
00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:19,750
We're just going to study.
903
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,120
Oh my god! What happened to you?
904
00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:27,830
Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine.
905
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,000
It's just I couldn't
906
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,000
find a scarf.
907
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,000
Is that a hickey?
908
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,370
-Who did that to you?
909
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,370
-I have no idea.
910
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,040
I could have done it
911
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,040
to myself for all I know.
912
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,620
I got to go have brunch
913
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,620
with my mum.
914
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,580
[softly] What?
915
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,330
[mellow music]
916
00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:07,040
[Allie sighing]
917
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,500
Hey, do you think
918
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,500
I should text Steven?
919
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250
Hmm?
920
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,000
Do you think
921
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,000
I should text Steven?
922
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,330
Why?
923
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,250
Oh, because I want to.
924
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,540
I thought you said
925
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,540
he only texts you after 2am?
926
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:29,450
Yeah, but...
927
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,660
I feel like sometimes guys
928
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:35,290
don't really know
929
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:35,290
how to communicate--
930
00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:37,660
Where are you going?
931
00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:37,660
I'm in the middle of a sentence!
932
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,120
Kort! Don't you agree
933
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,910
like sometimes guys just don't
934
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,910
know how to communicate
935
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:45,080
and they like need you
936
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:45,080
to be the one to initiate?
937
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,080
'Cause we're just like putting
938
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,080
all this pressure on them
939
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,580
to be the ones, but...
940
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,000
maybe they need us
941
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,000
to be the ones.
942
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,040
And I just need to get creative
943
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,040
and to let him know
944
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,790
that it's cool to text me
945
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,790
during the day.
946
00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,290
Kort, what are you looking for?
947
00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,450
-A book!
948
00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,450
-Oh my god!
949
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,660
I'm sorry.
950
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,660
I have a classic tale in 15
951
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,950
and I'm like oddly
952
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,950
stressed about it.
953
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,330
Oh shit!
954
00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:07,790
Okay, so I feel like,
955
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:09,160
first class,
956
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:09,160
having a first date,
957
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,750
is like really pivotal.
958
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,160
Really?
959
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,250
Yeah, I mean, I think...
960
00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:16,830
But yeah, I feel like now
961
00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:16,830
is the time to just like
962
00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:20,120
pump the brakes
963
00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:20,120
and start with the mind games.
964
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,410
What mind games?
965
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,160
Poker face!
966
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,790
[stressing each word]
967
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,790
You don't like him.
968
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:27,040
-I don't like him?
969
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:27,040
-[Allie] No!
970
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,870
-Okay.
971
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,870
-I don't see you.
972
00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:30,700
I'm winning, but you don't know.
973
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,700
-Yeah.
974
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,700
-I'm full royal flush,
975
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,580
and kings and queens,
976
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,580
and all those...
977
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,000
You never played poker?
978
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,500
I still feel weird.
979
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,910
I mean, you feel awkward,
980
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,910
which is normal,
981
00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:46,000
because it's going to be
982
00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:46,000
so awkward when you see it.
983
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,250
Thanks.
984
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:52,200
[lively music resumes]
985
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,290
-Cool if I sit here?
986
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,290
-[Daniel] If you want.
987
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:15,200
Cool!
988
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,540
[woman on TV]
989
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,540
What does it mean to you
990
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,540
when I say "run like a girl"?
991
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,870
[child] It means run
992
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,870
as fast as you can.
993
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,540
[woman] Throw like a girl.
994
00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:29,330
Fight like a girl.
995
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,910
So, do you think you just
996
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,910
insulted your sister?
997
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,330
[child] No.
998
00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:40,410
[Allie sighing]
999
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:46,700
[woman] Is "like a girl"
1000
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:46,700
a good thing?
1001
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:47,830
[message tone]
1002
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,950
[melodic music]
1003
00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:02,700
I feel like he's judging me.
1004
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,250
Hmm... He is!
1005
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:05,660
-[laughing]
1006
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:05,660
-I don't care.
1007
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,160
You know, sometimes
1008
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,160
it's kind of wild
1009
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,080
-to think about.
1010
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,080
-What?
1011
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,580
I don't know like all this.
1012
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,580
The Capitol,
1013
00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,660
monuments, White House...
1014
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,040
all the huge decisions
1015
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,040
like they've made here
1016
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,330
while we're just worried
1017
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,330
about flipping cups
1018
00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:21,120
and hooking up.
1019
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,620
You get dumb shit here too.
1020
00:34:25,910 --> 00:34:27,790
[Pam sighing]
1021
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,870
[woman on recording]
1022
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,870
So last year
1023
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,870
I spent every working day
1024
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,290
trying to figure out where...
1025
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,790
Hey!
1026
00:34:33,370 --> 00:34:35,000
What are you doing?
1027
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,330
Oh, I'm just getting a feel
1028
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,330
for the facts.
1029
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,870
Apparently I do,
1030
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,870
where a high school kid was...
1031
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:41,330
She has a nice voice.
1032
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,200
Yeah! Yeah, I like it too.
1033
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,290
-Hey, um, quick question?
1034
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,290
-Hmm.
1035
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:49,080
What do you think
1036
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:49,080
about Jay's testimony?
1037
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,080
I mean it seems
1038
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,080
pretty suspect, right?
1039
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,000
And this mister "S" guy,
1040
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,000
he's a real wild card,
1041
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,160
I mean who is he,
1042
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,160
where did he come from?
1043
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,290
I have no idea
1044
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,290
what you're talking about.
1045
00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:03,330
[Allie] But... uh...
1046
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:07,160
[Allie] good luck... with this.
1047
00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:15,700
-[man] I don't know.
1048
00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:15,700
-[Luce] Come on!
1049
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,660
If you don't like it,
1050
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,660
if it hurts, we'll stop.
1051
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,370
Let's just try it.
1052
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,160
[Daniel] Well, my siblings
1053
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,160
all root for each other.
1054
00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:46,120
My parents
1055
00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:46,120
are still together and...
1056
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,200
unfortunately
1057
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,200
they still kiss in public...
1058
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,700
[Kort laughs]
1059
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,950
And oh, I always had to have
1060
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,950
the new gaming system, like...
1061
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,370
right when they came out.
1062
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:58,250
-So you're a spoiled?
1063
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:58,250
-Oh god...
1064
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,910
I hate that word, but... yes.
1065
00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,450
I like to think that
1066
00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,450
I came from a good family.
1067
00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:08,500
What about you? Are your...
1068
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,660
Are your parents happy?
1069
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,200
Yeah! They're happy it's just...
1070
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000
not with each other.
1071
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:15,700
As simple as that?
1072
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,290
Yeah.
1073
00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,080
Do you mind
1074
00:36:19,910 --> 00:36:21,080
if I change the subject?
1075
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,370
Yes, please.
1076
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:23,700
[laughing]
1077
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,000
Oh, hey,
1078
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,000
what does Allie think of me?
1079
00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:29,370
Did I... pass the test?
1080
00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:31,910
I don't know.
1081
00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,250
We don't really talk
1082
00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,250
about you that much.
1083
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,250
[Allie singing]
1084
00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,950
[sighing] So stupid!
1085
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,580
Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty.
1086
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,290
Oh, I'm married.
1087
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,330
-Hey, Allie.
1088
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,330
-Hey.
1089
00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:50,830
Whatever! Fuck you, Mom!
1090
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,500
I know it's your money,
1091
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,500
but it's my credit card.
1092
00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,290
It has my name on it.
1093
00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:57,200
[melodic music]
1094
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500
Oh... Hello...
1095
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,120
[Daniel] Hey, Kort...
1096
00:37:10,410 --> 00:37:13,160
[music intensifies]
1097
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,660
Um... Will you date me?
1098
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:23,950
[speech drown out
1099
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:23,950
by louder music]
1100
00:37:32,290 --> 00:37:33,790
Okay, what are you thinking?
1101
00:37:35,910 --> 00:37:37,290
I'm thinking...
1102
00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,500
[door opening]
1103
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:49,910
What the fuck is this?
1104
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:51,830
-[Kort] What?
1105
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:51,830
-You're dating?
1106
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,500
Are you fucking kidding me?
1107
00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:56,000
Hello.
1108
00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,370
Hi.
1109
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,950
Kitchen! Yesterday!
1110
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:03,370
Allie...
1111
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,790
[Allie]
1112
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,790
Were you not even going
1113
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,790
to tell me about this?
1114
00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,120
[Kort] What are you
1115
00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,120
talking about?
1116
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,000
It just happened
1117
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,000
ten minutes ago.
1118
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,120
Well, congratulations...
1119
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,040
I thought you'd be happy for me.
1120
00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:24,370
I am.
1121
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,410
Seriously, I am.
1122
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:34,000
Now, I want you to notice
1123
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,160
how these things
1124
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,160
are all correlated,
1125
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,790
both on the front end,
1126
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,790
and on the back.
1127
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:42,250
For example,
1128
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:42,250
if the factory is operating
1129
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,750
at its optimal capacity,
1130
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,750
and there are zero bottlenecks,
1131
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,830
everything should be fine,
1132
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,830
right?
1133
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:50,410
Wrong!
1134
00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:52,250
Because, even if
1135
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,700
everything has been taken
1136
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,700
care of on the front end,
1137
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:58,040
there could be a problem
1138
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:58,040
brewing on the back.
1139
00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:01,500
Now, what am I talking about?
1140
00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:01,500
Daniel!
1141
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:05,120
Um...
1142
00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:08,870
Supply chain management?
1143
00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:11,200
Exactly! Elaborate.
1144
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,540
Um...
1145
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:21,660
It's kind of like
1146
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:21,660
when your factory,
1147
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,410
it makes stuff,
1148
00:39:24,870 --> 00:39:26,580
but at the same time
1149
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,790
you need to make sure
1150
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,790
that you have enough...
1151
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:33,540
enough other stuff to keep
1152
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:33,540
all the machines happy.
1153
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,700
I mean like... like working.
1154
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,290
Right?
1155
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,660
[whispering] You're an idiot!
1156
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,750
Not as far off
1157
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,750
as you would think.
1158
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,620
To the big board.
1159
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,200
[melodic music resumes]
1160
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,290
Huh!
1161
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:08,040
[Allie humming then whistling]
1162
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:18,160
Mmm, look at this little cup
1163
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:18,160
of fuck pudding!
1164
00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:20,750
Mmm...
1165
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,410
I'd like to give you a tour
1166
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,410
of this campus!
1167
00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:26,330
Are those jeans from Europe?
1168
00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:28,410
Just kidding, come back!
1169
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,250
I'll try anal!
1170
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,080
["Girls chase boys"
1171
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,080
by Ingrid Michaelson]
1172
00:40:41,950 --> 00:40:43,330
Who are you listening to?
1173
00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,790
Um... Nelly...
1174
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,040
Furtado.
1175
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,950
What?
1176
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,290
[Kort] Oh, this is cute!
1177
00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:17,540
-Do you want to try that on?
1178
00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:17,540
-Oh, no that's okay.
1179
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,000
-Sure?
1180
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,000
-[Daniel] Why not, come on!
1181
00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:20,500
It'll look good on you.
1182
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,950
Why don't you try something on?
1183
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,200
[laughing]
1184
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,120
[laughing]
1185
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:31,040
I just... I don't think
1186
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:31,040
it's sitting on me quite right.
1187
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,200
[seller] I know something
1188
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,200
that will sit on you!
1189
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,620
-Honey, no!
1190
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,620
-What?
1191
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:39,620
It's legal now!
1192
00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:42,450
[Allie humming]
1193
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:56,080
What are you doing? Stop!
1194
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,450
I do not respond well to this.
1195
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,330
[laughing] What?
1196
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:00,660
Come on, do it for me.
1197
00:42:00,910 --> 00:42:01,950
D-Man.
1198
00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:03,540
Who is D-Man?
1199
00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:05,870
-It's just what they
1200
00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:05,870
used to call me
1201
00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:07,580
back in the hood.
1202
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:09,870
[Kort] Give me the spoon!
1203
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:12,370
I will take the spoon!
1204
00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:13,910
[Daniel] Come on,
1205
00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:13,910
that's not fun.
1206
00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:15,040
That's no fun.
1207
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,000
[Allie] Mmm...
1208
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:19,200
It's so good!
1209
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,700
-[car honking]
1210
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,700
-Go fuck yourself!
1211
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,620
So, you've really never
1212
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,620
played before?
1213
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,160
Nope!
1214
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,540
-Really?
1215
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,540
-Uh-hm.
1216
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,540
[Daniel] Alright, let's just
1217
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,540
begin with the basics.
1218
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:43,290
-Okay.
1219
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:43,290
-What I'm doing right here
1220
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:44,830
is called cradling.
1221
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:46,080
-Okay.
1222
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:46,080
-So, it's like as if you were,
1223
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,580
-you know--
1224
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,580
-Cradling.
1225
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:49,080
Yeah, I got it!
1226
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,950
[Daniel] I'm going to toss you
1227
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,950
the ball now.
1228
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,830
So just kind of accept it
1229
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,500
as opposed to trying to catch
1230
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,500
it as if you're a statue.
1231
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,120
-Okay. Like this?
1232
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,120
-[Daniel] Right?
1233
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,330
-[Daniel] Yes.
1234
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,330
-Okay.
1235
00:42:58,870 --> 00:42:59,950
-Ready?
1236
00:42:58,870 --> 00:42:59,950
-[Kort] Yeah.
1237
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:04,200
-I'm impressed!
1238
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:04,200
-Beginner's luck!
1239
00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,790
Now, here, here, here.
1240
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,370
Throw me the ball back.
1241
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,370
So just...
1242
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,500
take it back as--
1243
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,410
[Kort laughing]
1244
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:14,580
I... I got in
1245
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:14,580
on a lacrosse scholarship!
1246
00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:16,290
-Hmm.
1247
00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:16,290
-Allie too.
1248
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:18,410
[Daniel] So now
1249
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:18,410
we have trust issues.
1250
00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:20,200
So, thank you for that!
1251
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,370
[laughing]
1252
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,620
[Daniel] So, why did you quit?
1253
00:43:44,410 --> 00:43:45,450
[Kort] I don't know...
1254
00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:49,950
I mean, I like lacrosse,
1255
00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:49,950
it's just...
1256
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,830
college sports
1257
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,830
are a lot of work, you know?
1258
00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,450
I just don't know
1259
00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,450
if it's really worth it.
1260
00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:58,790
For me, at least.
1261
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,330
But it got me into a school
1262
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,700
I probably shouldn't
1263
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,700
have gotten into.
1264
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:03,950
[Daniel laughing]
1265
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,120
I knew it!
1266
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:06,790
[Kort] What?
1267
00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:09,160
I knew that you were dumb.
1268
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,450
-I knew it!
1269
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,450
-I'm dumb?
1270
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,750
[Daniel] I just knew it!
1271
00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:13,500
Rude!
1272
00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:15,750
[Daniel] I'm joking.
1273
00:44:16,830 --> 00:44:17,950
What about Allie?
1274
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,750
Did she just quit
1275
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,750
because you quit?
1276
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,540
[Kort] To be fair, no.
1277
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,660
I just think she's... lazy.
1278
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:38,750
Hey, Pam!
1279
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:39,870
Yeah?
1280
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,000
Have you ever felt like...
1281
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,450
you're happy for someone...
1282
00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:49,120
uh, you know, like...
1283
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,250
like you're happy for someone...
1284
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,200
I mean you're completely
1285
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,200
happy for them,
1286
00:44:55,830 --> 00:44:57,200
but you're like...
1287
00:44:58,750 --> 00:44:59,790
want what they have...
1288
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,580
Oh! Yeah!
1289
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,910
[laughs] I'm jealous
1290
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,910
all the time!
1291
00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:05,410
-No!
1292
00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:05,410
-I mean I'm jealous of you
1293
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:06,750
for being funnier than me.
1294
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:08,620
And Kort for being prettier,
1295
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,750
and Mary for eating less
1296
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:10,750
than me at dinner.
1297
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:13,700
And Luce for sexting
1298
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:13,700
all the lacrosse guys,
1299
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,750
even though I do find it
1300
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,750
morally questionable,
1301
00:45:15,790 --> 00:45:18,330
slash, would secretly
1302
00:45:15,790 --> 00:45:18,330
do the same.
1303
00:45:18,910 --> 00:45:22,290
And Jen for saying
1304
00:45:18,910 --> 00:45:22,290
the shit that I think
1305
00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:24,250
but I'm actually
1306
00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:24,250
too scared to say.
1307
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:26,370
Huh!
1308
00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:29,000
Why, what's up?
1309
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:31,620
Nothing!
1310
00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:35,950
Okay, well...
1311
00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:37,950
I'm going to go do some laundry.
1312
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,160
Bye.
1313
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,700
[sighing]
1314
00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:02,540
[reflective music]
1315
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500
[Kort] Hey, Allie!
1316
00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,660
Daniel and I are going to go
1317
00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,660
and catch a movie if you want--
1318
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,540
I'm so sorry.
1319
00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:37,200
Hey, Mar!
1320
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
-Hey... um...
1321
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500
-What's going on?
1322
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:40,500
Can I talk to you for a second?
1323
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,620
Yeah?
1324
00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:43,660
Okay... um...
1325
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,660
Daniel was in my dream
1326
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,660
last night.
1327
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:50,790
We were in South Carolina
1328
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:50,790
eating Chick-fil-A,
1329
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:53,450
even though it was a Sunday,
1330
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,410
and it started out slow,
1331
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,410
but by the end of it
1332
00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:59,200
he had me kind of over
1333
00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:59,200
the back of his Chevy
1334
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
and was raw dogging me,
1335
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500
on the hood.
1336
00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,790
I'm really sorry.
1337
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,200
Okay...
1338
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:12,870
Thank you for... being honest.
1339
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,370
What?
1340
00:47:33,790 --> 00:47:36,290
[oil sizzling]
1341
00:47:39,330 --> 00:47:41,540
Oh, fancy seeing you here!
1342
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:44,160
What's that supposed to mean?
1343
00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:45,580
Nothing, I just...
1344
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,200
I haven't seen you around
1345
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,200
much, that's all.
1346
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,250
Crazy!
1347
00:47:50,290 --> 00:47:52,540
But... I think I have
1348
00:47:50,290 --> 00:47:52,540
something fun for us!
1349
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:54,700
Oh yeah?
1350
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,620
You want cheese on this, right?
1351
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,950
Yes, please.
1352
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
Okay. So, Daniel's friend,
1353
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500
also name is Daniel, actually,
1354
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:06,580
is renting out the [unclear]
1355
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:06,580
for his birthday,
1356
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:06,580
and he wants all of us to come.
1357
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,120
Are they going to be boys there?
1358
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,540
[Kort] Um... tons!
1359
00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:11,290
Okay, I'm listening.
1360
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:15,080
Okay, so it's this Sunday,
1361
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:15,080
nine o'clock.
1362
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,410
I know, he's like one of those
1363
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,410
has to celebrate his birthday
1364
00:48:18,450 --> 00:48:19,870
on his birthday types.
1365
00:48:19,910 --> 00:48:20,950
Eww!
1366
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,080
Okay, well, can we do
1367
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,080
a girl's day before?
1368
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,410
Um... I actually told Daniel
1369
00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:30,750
I'd go to the Skins game
1370
00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:30,750
with him.
1371
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,790
You're calling them
1372
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,790
the Skins now?
1373
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,450
Okay. Well, will you still
1374
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,450
help me to get ready?
1375
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,620
Duh! It's a one o'clock game.
1376
00:48:42,410 --> 00:48:43,450
Okay.
1377
00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:49,620
Do you think like...
1378
00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:54,120
I don't know,
1379
00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:54,120
do you think she likes him
1380
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,160
more than me?
1381
00:48:57,790 --> 00:48:59,160
No, you're right, you're right!
1382
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,200
That's stupid!
1383
00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:02,370
I just...
1384
00:49:02,830 --> 00:49:03,870
I don't know, I get...
1385
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:06,580
I get self-conscious,
1386
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:06,580
'cause like...
1387
00:49:08,450 --> 00:49:10,250
I feel like he's replacing me.
1388
00:49:11,830 --> 00:49:13,160
Do you think he is replacing me?
1389
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,450
Come on, Will!
1390
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:18,370
[Will] I've got to go!
1391
00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:21,580
What the fuck,
1392
00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:21,580
I was talking to him!
1393
00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:25,330
[Allie] You don't even care!
1394
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,910
[cell phone chiming]
1395
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:30,950
Oh shit!
1396
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:36,500
[leisurely music]
1397
00:49:54,290 --> 00:49:55,540
You want to see me?
1398
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,540
At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago,
1399
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,540
and no, it's my job to see you,
1400
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,250
by no means
1401
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,250
do I want to be here.
1402
00:50:04,290 --> 00:50:05,330
Sit down!
1403
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,870
So, it appears that
1404
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,870
this being tardy thing
1405
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:17,200
is becoming a bit of an issue.
1406
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,450
Most specifically
1407
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,450
with Professor Rosenthal,
1408
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:23,450
who wrote,
1409
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:23,450
"It's almost as though
1410
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,330
she's trying to be late."
1411
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,620
Do you have anything to say?
1412
00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:31,910
[counsellor] Uh-hm.
1413
00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:34,040
You do realize that
1414
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,540
just as in life,
1415
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,540
this type of behavior
1416
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:37,910
does have consequences?
1417
00:50:39,830 --> 00:50:41,120
Yeah, I mean, I thought,
1418
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,830
I don't really
1419
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,830
don't have to go to class.
1420
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,750
Well... you don't
1421
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,750
have to do anything.
1422
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,790
I don't have to...
1423
00:50:56,370 --> 00:50:57,750
mow my lawn.
1424
00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:59,370
But I do!
1425
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:02,830
Because it keeps
1426
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:02,830
my neighbors happy.
1427
00:51:03,910 --> 00:51:06,580
Was that... an innuendo?
1428
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:09,950
The point is,
1429
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:09,950
if you don't take action,
1430
00:51:10,790 --> 00:51:12,200
more often than not,
1431
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,790
these things tend to
1432
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,790
come back and bite you.
1433
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,290
And... not in a good...
1434
00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:23,000
"Oh, that feels nice"
1435
00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:23,000
kind of way!
1436
00:51:25,370 --> 00:51:26,700
I think we're done here!
1437
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:28,700
Oh, okay.
1438
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,540
So, do you want to eat first,
1439
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:34,950
or do you want
1440
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:34,950
to grab food there?
1441
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,750
Well I don't want
1442
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,750
to really eat hotdogs, so...
1443
00:51:41,950 --> 00:51:43,080
Hold on one second.
1444
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:45,040
What's up?
1445
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,410
I'm just going to get
1446
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,410
my nails done, but...
1447
00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:47,790
I wanted to say have fun
1448
00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:47,790
at the game.
1449
00:51:47,830 --> 00:51:49,330
Cool! Thanks. You too.
1450
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:52,540
Um... Alright. See you later.
1451
00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,950
Sorry.... Yeah.
1452
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,330
Yeah, we can get Chinese.
1453
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:06,000
[leisurely music]
1454
00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:38,830
You excited for tonight?
1455
00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:40,620
Yeah, I guess.
1456
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,450
A little nervous, actually.
1457
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,540
Allie, can I be frank?
1458
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,250
Yeah.
1459
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:54,950
You're a little boy crazy.
1460
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:56,910
What?
1461
00:52:57,330 --> 00:52:59,290
You torture yourself
1462
00:52:57,330 --> 00:52:59,290
over all this shit,
1463
00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:00,910
and I really don't know why?
1464
00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:02,660
I mean...
1465
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:07,000
sex, love, having a boyfriend,
1466
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,790
it's... supposed to be fun.
1467
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,080
Me...
1468
00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:14,830
I like the game!
1469
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:17,330
I like to flirt,
1470
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:17,330
I like the chase,
1471
00:53:17,370 --> 00:53:20,160
and yes, I like to fuck.
1472
00:53:21,450 --> 00:53:23,700
And maybe that's you,
1473
00:53:21,450 --> 00:53:23,700
maybe it's not, I don't know.
1474
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,330
But, that's for you
1475
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,330
to figure out.
1476
00:53:29,870 --> 00:53:32,500
Just don't live off
1477
00:53:29,870 --> 00:53:32,500
the world's ideals because
1478
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:34,500
most of them
1479
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:34,500
are just a bunch of bullshit.
1480
00:53:35,950 --> 00:53:38,000
[cell phone ringing]
1481
00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:41,080
There's no more
1482
00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:41,080
rule book, Allie.
1483
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,120
Let's go with black.
1484
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,040
[reflective music]
1485
00:54:13,290 --> 00:54:14,870
Hey, Allie!
1486
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,790
Hi.
1487
00:54:17,790 --> 00:54:19,080
Can I have one of those?
1488
00:54:19,870 --> 00:54:21,040
Yeah?
1489
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,250
And like four of those?
1490
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,200
Yep. Your usual.
1491
00:54:25,450 --> 00:54:28,870
And then, maybe one of those.
1492
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,250
Ah, you're getting
1493
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,250
adventurous on me.
1494
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,410
Yep. Just gone crazy.
1495
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,580
[woman on recording]
1496
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,580
Don't tell me Jay was scared.
1497
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,580
Don't tell me...
1498
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,700
-Hey, is Kort around?
1499
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,700
-Oh yeah,
1500
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,700
I think she's in her room.
1501
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:45,370
Okay.
1502
00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:46,660
We didn't have them
1503
00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:46,660
15 years ago.
1504
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,290
And we still
1505
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,290
don't have them now.
1506
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,290
What?
1507
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,250
Is this a joke?
1508
00:54:55,410 --> 00:54:58,500
Finish the GD story, sweetheart!
1509
00:54:58,540 --> 00:55:01,540
[credits being read]
1510
00:55:01,910 --> 00:55:03,580
Who does this?
1511
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:06,370
Dude, I'm sorry,
1512
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:06,370
that pedicure took forever.
1513
00:55:06,410 --> 00:55:08,000
I'm just going to shower
1514
00:55:06,410 --> 00:55:08,000
really quick,
1515
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,660
I swear I'm not even
1516
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,660
going to masturbate.
1517
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,250
Just kidding, no promises.
1518
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:14,870
[fast paced music]
1519
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:14,870
[water running]
1520
00:55:14,910 --> 00:55:16,950
Whore, don't even act
1521
00:55:14,910 --> 00:55:16,950
that you're not impressed,
1522
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,120
I was less than five minutes.
1523
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:21,500
Okay, okay, so I'm thinking
1524
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:21,500
about going
1525
00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:23,000
super scandalous tonight,
1526
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,080
I'm going to let
1527
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,080
these ass cheeks
1528
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,660
leak out a little bit.
1529
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,200
Whatever, just tell me
1530
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,200
what you think.
1531
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:29,660
Oh!
1532
00:55:34,830 --> 00:55:36,790
♪ I get so excited ♪
1533
00:55:36,830 --> 00:55:39,000
["Girls" by Makio]
1534
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,410
Guys, dudes, let her chose!
1535
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,410
Let her chose!
1536
00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:42,950
I don't care if she's your babe.
1537
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,910
-There's no easy buckets.
1538
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,910
-No easy buckets.
1539
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,450
-No easy buckets!
1540
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,450
-Uh-uh.
1541
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,580
Kort, could you please
1542
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,580
shut these guys up?
1543
00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:51,660
Yeah, bring it, bring it!
1544
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:56,790
[cheering]
1545
00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:58,370
Bro!
1546
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:01,620
[tapping]
1547
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:05,410
You know, I definitely
1548
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:05,410
prefer wine over beer.
1549
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,750
It just makes me feel more...
1550
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,120
more like a lady!
1551
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,410
[giggling]
1552
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,790
You know, more sophisticated.
1553
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,160
Kind of...
1554
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,950
I read a study that says
1555
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,950
it's rich in probiotics.
1556
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,950
Plus it helps me get fucked up.
1557
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,200
[laughing]
1558
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,620
[Allie] Cheers to that.
1559
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,750
[unintelligible chatter]
1560
00:56:32,370 --> 00:56:33,700
Does my hair look all right?
1561
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,040
Yeah, solid!
1562
00:56:36,290 --> 00:56:38,160
Nice!
1563
00:56:36,290 --> 00:56:38,160
I just switched products, so...
1564
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,330
[laughing]
1565
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,620
[Luce] Allie, what's the deal,
1566
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,620
why aren't you dressed?
1567
00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:49,040
Yeah, I'm fine.
1568
00:56:50,410 --> 00:56:51,910
Oh I'm just... Um...
1569
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,160
waiting for Kort,
1570
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,160
because I told her
1571
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,750
that I would help her
1572
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,750
get dressed.
1573
00:56:56,290 --> 00:56:57,450
You know how we do.
1574
00:56:58,410 --> 00:56:59,620
Hmm!
1575
00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:02,080
Oh, shit!
1576
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,950
[chaotic music]
1577
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,950
I totally forgot to relay.
1578
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,950
Okay, so I talked to Kort,
1579
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,580
and she got roped into some...
1580
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,200
beer pong tournament
1581
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,200
thingy with Daniel,
1582
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,370
at a completely
1583
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,370
different location.
1584
00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:16,580
So, she's just going
1585
00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:16,580
to have to meet at the party.
1586
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,450
Give me that fucking wine.
1587
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,950
[music intensifies]
1588
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:39,370
[music intensifies again]
1589
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:48,950
Sorry.
1590
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,370
Thank you.
1591
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,830
Hi!
1592
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:16,200
Thank you.
1593
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,700
What the fuck are you doing?
1594
00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:22,160
What do you mean,
1595
00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:22,160
what are you doing?
1596
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,290
You should not be drinking
1597
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,290
any more,
1598
00:58:23,330 --> 00:58:25,080
and you have to hold--
1599
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,830
What? I look great,
1600
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,830
it's like a dress basically.
1601
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,080
Thank you so much.
1602
00:58:28,790 --> 00:58:30,910
[Luce] You so don't need that!
1603
00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:32,910
I'm sorry, Luce,
1604
00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:34,250
I don't remember asking
1605
00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:34,250
you what I need.
1606
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:37,250
[Pam] Allie, maybe we should
1607
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:37,250
take you home.
1608
00:58:38,870 --> 00:58:40,080
Thank you, they'll pay.
1609
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,910
I'll have a glass of Pinot.
1610
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:50,000
["Waving Wild" by Arum Rae]
1611
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:54,330
-Oh, hey, Kort!
1612
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:54,330
-[Kort] Hey! Hey!
1613
00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:55,370
How was the game?
1614
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:57,750
-[Kort] It was really fun.
1615
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:57,750
-Really, was it?
1616
00:58:58,370 --> 00:58:59,910
Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun!
1617
00:58:59,950 --> 00:59:02,120
Oh, and how was
1618
00:58:59,950 --> 00:59:02,120
the beer pong tournament?
1619
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,000
It was really fun, Allie.
1620
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,250
-It was?
1621
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,250
-[Kort] Yeah!
1622
00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:06,950
-Was it great?
1623
00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:06,950
-Yeah.
1624
00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:09,370
That's great,
1625
00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:09,370
I'm so happy for you.
1626
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,120
And did you have a good time,
1627
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,120
Danny Boy?
1628
00:59:12,450 --> 00:59:14,790
-Yeah, it was a fine time.
1629
00:59:12,450 --> 00:59:14,790
-You did?
1630
00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:17,660
Hey, guess what?
1631
00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:17,660
I like to have a good time too.
1632
00:59:18,410 --> 00:59:19,790
I'll suck your dick
1633
00:59:18,410 --> 00:59:19,790
for a dollar.
1634
00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:21,250
-Allie!
1635
00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:21,250
-[Allie] What?
1636
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:23,660
-She's kidding.
1637
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:23,660
-Yeah, I'm kidding.
1638
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:25,120
I'll do it for free.
1639
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,700
[Kort] What the fuck
1640
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,700
is your problem?
1641
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,540
What's my problem?
1642
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,540
What's your problem?
1643
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:30,950
You just give everything up
1644
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:30,950
for some guy
1645
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,580
you met two months ago!
1646
00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:34,120
You just said you were going
1647
00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:34,120
to blow him!
1648
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,790
Yeah, I was just trying
1649
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,790
to get in on the fun.
1650
00:59:35,830 --> 00:59:37,540
He's my fucking boyfriend,
1651
00:59:35,830 --> 00:59:37,540
Allie!
1652
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,000
He's your only friend... Kort!
1653
00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,790
Go fuck yourself!
1654
00:59:45,660 --> 00:59:47,000
Fuck you!
1655
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,540
Phil, can I get a dollar?
1656
00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:58,950
Hey, Allie!
1657
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,120
Allie!
1658
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,200
I just want to let you know,
1659
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,200
it's not my fault
1660
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,750
you went off the reservation
1661
01:00:04,790 --> 01:00:06,080
and stopped taking care
1662
01:00:04,790 --> 01:00:06,080
of yourself.
1663
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,330
It's not my fault
1664
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,330
you're a vain whore,
1665
01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:10,370
who replaced me
1666
01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:10,370
with Captain America.
1667
01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:11,950
Don't give me bullshit,
1668
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,450
because I can get a guy
1669
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,450
and you can't.
1670
01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:16,580
You sleep all day.
1671
01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:16,580
You don't study for anything.
1672
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,910
You don't push yourself
1673
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,910
to do anything.
1674
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,000
You're just a selfish dick
1675
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,830
who expects the whole world
1676
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,830
to fall into your lap.
1677
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:25,080
Thanks, Kort!
1678
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,160
No, don't do that.
1679
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,160
Take some fucking responsibility
1680
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,700
for once in your life! God!
1681
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:30,950
This is why I'm not going
1682
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:30,950
abroad with you.
1683
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:37,660
Perfect, well I'll just be
1684
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:37,660
in Great Britain
1685
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:39,120
getting bukkaked,
1686
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,870
and you'll be here
1687
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,870
dating Daniel.
1688
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:43,120
-Great!
1689
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:43,120
-Awesome!
1690
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,080
What's bukkaked?
1691
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:49,120
Um... when a man and woman
1692
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:49,120
love each other,
1693
01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:51,410
a man invites
1694
01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:51,410
all of his friends over...
1695
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:52,950
You know what?
1696
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,870
Kort told me what happened,
1697
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,870
and don't worry!
1698
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,700
A lot of guys
1699
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,700
can't get their dicks hard,
1700
01:00:58,330 --> 01:01:00,000
when they're fucking 40!
1701
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,160
[friend] Daniel,
1702
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,160
what's she talking about?
1703
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:16,620
[solemn music]
1704
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,160
Uh oh!
1705
01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:33,330
[woman] Is she wearing a towel?
1706
01:01:55,330 --> 01:01:56,620
[keys falling]
1707
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:08,950
[crashing]
1708
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:17,830
[truck reversing]
1709
01:03:00,370 --> 01:03:01,910
Where the fuck have you been?
1710
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,200
[Allie] Trash.
1711
01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:06,160
-What?
1712
01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:06,160
-[Allie] In the trash.
1713
01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,870
Who was that?
1714
01:03:09,330 --> 01:03:10,540
I have no idea.
1715
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:13,370
No, I mean, it was Allie, but...
1716
01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:14,830
She looks like shit!
1717
01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:21,120
[knocking]
1718
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,200
Kort?
1719
01:03:24,450 --> 01:03:25,540
Kort!
1720
01:03:28,790 --> 01:03:29,950
Is she in there?
1721
01:03:31,370 --> 01:03:32,620
Yeah, she's in there.
1722
01:04:06,290 --> 01:04:07,660
[sighing]
1723
01:04:11,410 --> 01:04:14,830
[mellow music]
1724
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:18,790
[sighing]
1725
01:04:58,290 --> 01:05:01,330
[music picks up pace]
1726
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:40,080
["Pretty Boy" by Young Galaxy]
1727
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,200
Oh!
1728
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,370
Fucking yoga bitches!
1729
01:07:01,790 --> 01:07:02,830
Fuck!
1730
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,040
Fuck, it's hard!
1731
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,040
Oh god!
1732
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,870
[Allie] This isn't a bad pace!
1733
01:07:21,290 --> 01:07:23,370
Not a bad place at all!
1734
01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:40,370
[mellow music]
1735
01:07:40,410 --> 01:07:42,000
And so, as managers,
1736
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,000
the problem
1737
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,000
we're left to solve is,
1738
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:47,330
how do we repair
1739
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:47,330
our system's flaws?
1740
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,200
-So as to return to a point...
1741
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,200
-[cell phone chiming]
1742
01:07:49,450 --> 01:07:51,250
as closer to optimal
1743
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:53,950
while still living with
1744
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:53,950
the fact that optimal
1745
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:56,290
doesn't necessarily
1746
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:56,290
mean perfect.
1747
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,580
You see, we're not just
1748
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,580
in a theoretics class here,
1749
01:08:03,410 --> 01:08:06,160
where we bank on stand-alone
1750
01:08:03,410 --> 01:08:06,160
principles in a vacuum.
1751
01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,750
We're dealing with real issues
1752
01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,750
in the real world.
1753
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,330
-You got to see this, man!
1754
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,330
-Awesome, man!
1755
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,330
Alright, I'll see you.
1756
01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:20,700
Are you fucking kidding me?
1757
01:08:20,950 --> 01:08:22,660
Do you know
1758
01:08:20,950 --> 01:08:22,660
who you're talking to?
1759
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,660
I'm the Dean of goddamn
1760
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,660
students, sweetheart!
1761
01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:29,040
-Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
1762
01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:29,040
-It's too late! You're expelled!
1763
01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:32,790
Just kidding!
1764
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:34,250
I don't have the power
1765
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:34,250
to do that
1766
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:42,540
[vibrant music]
1767
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,660
[cell phone chiming]
1768
01:09:05,450 --> 01:09:09,290
Hey... I just need you
1769
01:09:05,450 --> 01:09:09,290
to listen to me for one second.
1770
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,500
Hear me out, baby girl.
1771
01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:30,200
[music accelerates]
1772
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:51,830
[sighing]
1773
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,120
[chopping]
1774
01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:02,580
Okay.
1775
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:06,750
Everything okay?
1776
01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,000
-Huh?
1777
01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,000
-Yeah, everything's great.
1778
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000
[Pam] What are you making?
1779
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,500
[Allie] I'm not really sure,
1780
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,500
but I feel really cool
1781
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,290
because I measured
1782
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,290
a bunch of shit,
1783
01:10:13,330 --> 01:10:14,870
and I got to mince something
1784
01:10:13,330 --> 01:10:14,870
for the first time.
1785
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:16,040
Oh, do you want help?
1786
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,160
Uh-uh! No way, I got this.
1787
01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:20,450
Fucking son of a mother-fucker!
1788
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,750
That's so hot!
1789
01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:23,910
[chuckling] All right.
1790
01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:28,500
I have my phone if you need me.
1791
01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:29,950
Thank you.
1792
01:10:35,330 --> 01:10:39,540
[mellow music]
1793
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,790
Shh...
1794
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:56,750
Say no more.
1795
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,450
I didn't say anything.
1796
01:11:07,450 --> 01:11:09,540
Okay, you're good, you're good!
1797
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,370
I got you!
1798
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,790
-You know I can't see, right?
1799
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,790
-I know, I've got you.
1800
01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:24,910
[Daniel] Hey!
1801
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,200
Oh, I'll let you two be.
1802
01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:42,000
Actually, I prepared something.
1803
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,450
[Allie sighing]
1804
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,290
Daniel, this first part
1805
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,290
is for you.
1806
01:11:48,830 --> 01:11:50,660
My apologies for the other night
1807
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:52,580
when I offered to fellate you,
1808
01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:55,500
and also for the things
1809
01:11:52,950 --> 01:11:55,500
I said about your dick,
1810
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,750
and it's limpness.
1811
01:11:58,450 --> 01:12:00,370
That was both
1812
01:11:58,450 --> 01:12:00,370
rudely inappropriate,
1813
01:12:00,410 --> 01:12:02,080
and a pretty dumb thing to do.
1814
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,120
And now, Kort,
1815
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,120
this second part is for you.
1816
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,700
My apologies for the other night
1817
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,910
when I offered to fellate
1818
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,910
your boyfriend Daniel,
1819
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,750
previously mentioned
1820
01:12:12,790 --> 01:12:14,660
in the first part
1821
01:12:12,790 --> 01:12:14,660
of the speech, and also--
1822
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,250
-Allie!
1823
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,250
-...this dinner--
1824
01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,370
We get it!
1825
01:12:18,910 --> 01:12:21,830
Okay, the point is, I'm sorry.
1826
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,290
Truly!
1827
01:12:23,790 --> 01:12:26,410
It was all...
1828
01:12:23,790 --> 01:12:26,410
very unbecoming of me.
1829
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,750
Oh! Thank you for your time.
1830
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,700
[Kort chucking]
1831
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,200
I love you!
1832
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,290
Allie told me that
1833
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,290
if I didn't say that she'd...
1834
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:53,700
shank me and make it seem like
1835
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:53,700
it was an accident.
1836
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:55,700
Jesus!
1837
01:12:57,950 --> 01:12:59,120
I'm sorry.
1838
01:13:00,830 --> 01:13:02,500
I hope I didn't ruin this?
1839
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,580
No, you didn't.
1840
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,660
[food cooking]
1841
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,750
It's supposed
1842
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,750
to be chicken, but...
1843
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:14,660
[Daniel]
1844
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:14,660
But it's a liquid though,
1845
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:14,660
I don't understand it.
1846
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,040
If you skim it off the top
1847
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,040
it's not as bad.
1848
01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:18,910
Hey, guys.
1849
01:13:18,950 --> 01:13:20,660
-Hey!
1850
01:13:18,950 --> 01:13:20,660
-How is it?
1851
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:25,660
-[Kort] Um...
1852
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:25,660
-It's um...
1853
01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:27,250
It's fucking horrible, isn't it?
1854
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,790
It's really not very good,
1855
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,790
Allie.
1856
01:13:30,950 --> 01:13:32,450
Daniel, any thoughts?
1857
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,330
[Daniel] I mean it's not bad,
1858
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,330
but um...
1859
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:39,950
It... it's just tough to chew
1860
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:39,950
and... swallow.
1861
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,950
Yeah, I kind of saw this coming.
1862
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,080
[Daniel] Yes! Real food!
1863
01:13:48,410 --> 01:13:52,250
[exhilarating music]
1864
01:13:52,290 --> 01:13:53,950
Do you mind
1865
01:13:52,290 --> 01:13:53,950
if I have a sip of this?
1866
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,540
So are you going to hold this
1867
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,540
over my head forever?
1868
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,750
I don't know!
1869
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,750
I just might though.
1870
01:14:02,790 --> 01:14:04,580
Would make up sex help?
1871
01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:06,080
[laughing]
1872
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,540
Is that all you girls
1873
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,540
think about?
1874
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:09,250
-Mmm.
1875
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:09,250
-[Daniel] It is, isn't it?
1876
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:11,750
-What, it's been like a week!
1877
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:11,750
-[Daniel] Really!
1878
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,540
What? Are you not going to help?
1879
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,330
Um... She...
1880
01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:21,500
She handcuffed me to the table!
1881
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,370
-[laughing] Oh my god!
1882
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:23,370
-[Daniel] Yeah!
1883
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:42,500
So, how's it going out there?
1884
01:14:43,830 --> 01:14:45,370
Looks like it's going well!
1885
01:14:45,870 --> 01:14:48,120
I mean... not that I'm watching!
1886
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:49,830
I'm not! I'm just...
1887
01:14:49,870 --> 01:14:51,200
From the few glances
1888
01:14:49,870 --> 01:14:51,200
that I've stolen, it...
1889
01:14:51,790 --> 01:14:52,870
Looks like it's going well!
1890
01:14:54,370 --> 01:14:56,200
And I only saw those glances
1891
01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,200
because I want to keep
1892
01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,200
the standard of service high.
1893
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:01,790
Sure.
1894
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,000
-[Kort] Yeah, it's going well!
1895
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,000
-Good.
1896
01:15:05,410 --> 01:15:06,450
I like him.
1897
01:15:07,660 --> 01:15:08,750
Yeah...
1898
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,330
[Allie] Me too.
1899
01:15:12,370 --> 01:15:13,790
So why did you act like that?
1900
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,750
I... don't know,
1901
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,750
I guess it was just...
1902
01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:22,700
more fun when we
1903
01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:22,700
were chasing them together,
1904
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,160
than when you
1905
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,160
were dating him alone.
1906
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,040
Yeah, I guess
1907
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,040
I wasn't the best...
1908
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,410
best friend, was I?
1909
01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:32,620
I kind of got caught up
1910
01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:32,620
there for a while.
1911
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,040
Hey um...
1912
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,040
You didn't mean
1913
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,040
that abroad thing, did you?
1914
01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,500
Yeah... I did.
1915
01:15:47,870 --> 01:15:49,950
I mean,
1916
01:15:47,870 --> 01:15:49,950
not for those reasons but...
1917
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,700
I never really wanted to go.
1918
01:15:53,870 --> 01:15:54,910
Okay.
1919
01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:01,200
Can I give you some good news?
1920
01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,540
Yes, now would be a good time.
1921
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,750
He has a friend
1922
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,750
that thinks you're hot.
1923
01:16:08,950 --> 01:16:10,040
[tranquil music]
1924
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,700
Proceed.
1925
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,200
Apparently, he thinks
1926
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,200
you have a nice ass!
1927
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,200
This ass?
1928
01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,910
That ass!
1929
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,620
Okay, I'll take it!
1930
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,790
He wants to take you
1931
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,790
out for a drink.
1932
01:16:21,830 --> 01:16:23,330
-Shut the fuck up!
1933
01:16:21,830 --> 01:16:23,330
-[glass breaking]
1934
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:24,790
[laughing] Oh my god!
1935
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:25,950
Whatever.
1936
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:25,950
I did that to be dramatic!
1937
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,330
I fucking hate that plate!
1938
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,950
Tell me what
1939
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,950
we are working with?
1940
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,330
[music picks up tempo]
1941
01:16:33,370 --> 01:16:35,290
You look good!
1942
01:16:35,330 --> 01:16:37,410
-[Allie] Stop that!
1943
01:16:35,330 --> 01:16:37,410
-How do you feel?
1944
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,330
I feel good. I do.
1945
01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:42,950
I'm a little nervous though.
1946
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,290
You can be nervous.
1947
01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:45,910
You're just not allowed
1948
01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:45,910
to fuck him!
1949
01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,290
Does that rule still stand?
1950
01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:50,080
-[Kort] Yes!
1951
01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:50,080
-Like a 100%?
1952
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,370
[Kort] Yes, you slut!
1953
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,660
Great!
1954
01:16:55,870 --> 01:16:57,040
The dress looks good too.
1955
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,250
[Allie sighing] Really?
1956
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:02,450
I don't know, kind of feel
1957
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:02,450
like I'm made for these things.
1958
01:17:05,910 --> 01:17:07,450
-[Kort] Alright, perfume?
1959
01:17:05,910 --> 01:17:07,450
-[Allie] Check!
1960
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,750
-[Kort] ID?
1961
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,750
-[Allie] Check!
1962
01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:09,830
And...?
1963
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,830
[Allie] It's the first date!
1964
01:17:11,870 --> 01:17:13,160
I'm just asking!
1965
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:14,750
I trimmed!
1966
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,540
Daniel, thoughts?
1967
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:19,750
Gorgeous!
1968
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,200
-It's very sweet of you D-Mac.
1969
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,200
-[Kort chuckling]
1970
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,290
Okay. Go on.
1971
01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:29,540
[Allie] I... oh, bye!
1972
01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:30,750
[laughing]
1973
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,910
[mellow music]
1974
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:51,870
["The Day I Died"
1975
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:51,870
by Alex Winston]
1976
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:12,830
[hostess] Can I help you?
1977
01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:14,870
Huh?
1978
01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:15,790
[hostess] Are you looking
1979
01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:15,790
for someone?
1980
01:18:15,830 --> 01:18:17,910
Oh! No.
1981
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:21,790
[sighing] I'm okay!
1982
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,660
[music intensifies]
1983
01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,830
Oh, would you look
1984
01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,830
at the slice of apple pie!
1985
01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:10,370
Come over here, cutie!
1986
01:22:10,870 --> 01:22:12,330
What's up, little boo?
1987
01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:13,830
I'd like to give you
1988
01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:13,830
a tour of this...
1989
01:22:14,410 --> 01:22:15,870
This camp-pus...
1990
01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:19,330
You ever seen Mystic River?
1991
01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:24,750
Little Sean Penn wannabe!
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