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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,314 --> 00:00:04,003 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:06,799 [upbeat music playing] 3 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:16,267 - [clattering] - [both] Whoa! 4 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:18,228 - What happened to you? - [Maria grunts] 5 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:19,812 I had to go on an action date with Chad. 6 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:22,607 I had to roller skate up Runyon Canyon. 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:23,983 Why would you even do that? 8 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:30,782 Well, because he read my OKCupes profile, and I wasn't 100% honest, really. 9 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,575 What's it say? Let me see it. 10 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:34,577 It was around the truth. 11 00:00:34,661 --> 00:00:36,079 Wow, you think? Look at this. 12 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,206 - Interests: hiking. - Yeah. 13 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,582 - Speedboating. - I wish. 14 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,834 - Rock climbing, anything with rocks. - I hope. 15 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,586 - [Dagmar] Jam bands. Tumbling? - Why not? 16 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:44,963 - March Madness? - What is it? 17 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:48,049 I've never seen you give a shit about any of this before. 18 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,718 That was the old me trying not to be the real me. 19 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:52,971 - [Dagmar] Okay. - That was BladeHardorDie12. 20 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,977 The fact that there's 11 other people with that name 21 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,144 makes me wanna kill myself. 22 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,813 [cell phone ringing] 23 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:04,649 Oh, God. Chad just sent me a text for the... 24 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:08,653 Tough Mudder race in Santa Barbara next weekend. 25 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,281 [groaning] Don't people die during those? 26 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:12,574 Mmm-hmm. All the time. 27 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,784 You know, I could get you a sign-up sheet. 28 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,662 You're hurting yourself as you're hurting me. 29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,038 - [Dagmar] That right? - Guys. 30 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,665 I've got to go tell Chad 31 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,625 I am not this person. 32 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,295 I've spent over $2,600 at Sports Authority. 33 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,338 I am becoming a sports authority. 34 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:28,673 No more action dates. 35 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,466 I am not active! 36 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,926 - Good. - [Maria] All right. 37 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:33,761 Go make some boundaries. 38 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:35,930 Watch out, guys! 39 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:40,852 I... I stop with my hands, which means I'm on an adventure. 40 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,937 [theme music playing] 41 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:53,823 [Maria] I'm a pterodactyl. 42 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,078 I'm so super pumped about how super pumped you are 43 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,539 - about crushing it fitness-wise. - [panting] 44 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:02,999 Oh, God, yeah. [coughs] 45 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:06,085 The most important thing in life is health. 46 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,920 Yeah. That's why I signed us up 47 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:10,590 for a doubles couple Ironman competition in San Diego. 48 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,009 I didn't wanna tell you until we got kale shakes. 49 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,844 But, like my ab tattoo says, 50 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,638 you just gotta live in the moment. 51 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:17,889 Yeah. Hey, um... 52 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,098 Chad! 53 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,643 I have something really important to tell you. 54 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:23,353 [panting] Chad? Oh, God! 55 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:26,564 That's insane. I have something important to tell you, too. 56 00:02:26,648 --> 00:02:28,858 - Oh, my... We're, like, in sync. - Yeah. 57 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,151 Wait. Before you go... 58 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,696 Let me turn the GoPro on 'cause I wanna tell you something. 59 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,031 - Okay. - Maria Bamford. 60 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,783 Yeah? 61 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,993 - Look right down the barrel. - Okay? 62 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:40,411 - I love you. - [gasps] 63 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,331 [grunting] Okay. 64 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,208 - Now, you go. - Okay, what do I say? 65 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,959 [chuckling nervously] 66 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,169 Say, "I love you, too." 67 00:02:50,046 --> 00:02:51,089 I love you, too... 68 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,216 - Fuck yeah, you do! - [both laughing] 69 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,426 Let's get up this hill like a tiger. 70 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,845 [Maria panting] 71 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:01,182 So, how'd it go with Chad? 72 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,184 Did you tell him that you're 90% slug? 73 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,895 I couldn't. It all went terribly wrong. 74 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:09,023 It was like a nightmare. He told me he loved me. 75 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:10,650 And then I tell him, 76 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,235 "Oh, I love you, too." 77 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:15,154 Isn't that how you're supposed to do it? Don't ask me. 78 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,739 I can't give this cat away. 79 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:17,949 Listen, cunt. Could you go? 80 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,785 [Larissa] Come on. I wanna hear the rest of the story. 81 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,080 My therapist says you're a trigger. I don't wanna live like this. 82 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,041 I respect your journey. 83 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,545 That's it. I'm gonna break up with him. 84 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:31,838 Why? 85 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,215 Why? You ask, "Why"? 86 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,299 - Yeah. - Well, for one, 87 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,261 he went on a total rampage at the batting cages. 88 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,804 Yeah, yeah. 89 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,431 I forgot to tell you. 90 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:44,475 [ballpark organ playing] 91 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:50,022 Fucker! Bitch! Whore! Slut! Fucking cunt! 92 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,816 [clapping] 93 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:57,697 Wait, so he screamed at you, "Bitch, cunt, whore, slut." 94 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,575 Well, I don't know if it was exactly those words, 95 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:03,453 but it was the essence of the gist of it. 96 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:05,496 It's like I saw him for the first time. 97 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:08,624 It's like a veil lifted, and a monster was there. 98 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:12,628 Maria, this does not sound like the Chad that you were action-dating, 99 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:14,547 or was it datercising? 100 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:18,176 I'm telling you, it was like a veil lifted... 101 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,428 and a monster was there. 102 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,264 Good job. 103 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,142 Fuck! I am gonna kill this fucking, asshole puppy! 104 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,977 [Maria] Oh, God! No! [dog whining] 105 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,563 Wait, where did the puppy come from? 106 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,064 - I didn't tell you? - No! 107 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,941 The puppy was there the whole time. 108 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,818 But I thought he wanted to hit you? 109 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:38,112 He wanted to hit me. He wanted to hit everyone. 110 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:40,656 His rage was indiscriminate. 111 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:44,660 It was like a veil was lifted and a monster was there. 112 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:47,955 [dog] It has now become clear that the cure for cancer is 113 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:49,457 and only can be... 114 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,833 Strike three, fuckos. 115 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,668 - [dog] Oh, that's a bummer. - [gunshot] 116 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,548 Wait, I get it. You're fucking with me, right? 117 00:04:57,632 --> 00:05:02,595 No! No, it's like a veil was lifted... and a monster was there. 118 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:06,182 Okay, little mama, listen. I think I know what's happening. 119 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,185 Chad told you that he loved you and you freaked out. 120 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:12,146 'Cause you don't think you're worthy of love, but that's not true. 121 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:15,399 - We all love you. I love you. - I love you. 122 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,528 We just want you to be happy. 123 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,239 Why can't you let him love you? 124 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,115 I have my reasons. 125 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,619 There is just no way to understand them. 126 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:27,870 [Maria] Actually, there was. 127 00:05:27,954 --> 00:05:29,997 In the past, I had no boundaries with men, 128 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:32,708 which became an issue when I decided to sell my house. 129 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,627 It wasn't the only thing on the market. 130 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,170 [Karen] Apple pie Glade PlugIn, 131 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:39,507 Baked brie, check. Toll House cookies, check. 132 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:44,387 That is how you take an open house into a sold house. 133 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,930 [Maria whispering] Oh, my gosh! 134 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,223 - No! - [whimpering] 135 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,976 Those aren't pleasure cookies. They're business cookies. 136 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,602 Okay. 137 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:53,187 - No! - [moaning] Oh. 138 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,522 - Those are not... - Come on... 139 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,232 - No! - [yelling] 140 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,900 Oh, God. 141 00:05:57,984 --> 00:05:59,652 Oh, oh! 142 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,112 What's wrong with you? 143 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:04,448 What is this shit? 144 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,284 That's my vision drawer. 145 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,287 It's a message to the universe of what I want in a perfect man, 146 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,581 so the universe will bring said man to me. 147 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,040 - That's sad. Clear it out. - Okay. 148 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:15,001 Put it in your bedroom where no one else 149 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,335 - has ever been. - Okay. 150 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,337 [Karen] Are those dogs? They need to go. 151 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,131 Do you have a cardboard box and packing tape? 152 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,424 You can't do that. 153 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:24,010 You can. I once put a Rottweiler in a plastic wreath container. 154 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,428 He sleeps in there. He loves it. 155 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:27,597 Do you think we can sell this house? 156 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,516 I know I just bought it, but I just wanna get rid of it. 157 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,101 I don't know why you're selling. 158 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:35,313 You have so much money coming out of that ass crack from Checklist ads. 159 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,273 Every time I open the computer, one pops up. 160 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,400 It interrupted my porn. I had to work you in. 161 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,110 I don't know how much longer I'll be doing it. 162 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,778 I think Checklist is evil. 163 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:46,032 And Susan is right. This house isn't right for me. 164 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,159 I need to unload it as fast as possible. 165 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,910 - Hey! - Jesus Christ! 166 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:51,537 You listen up good right now! 167 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,372 [Karen] I'm gonna say this one time. 168 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,459 - Okay... - You are not unloading this house. 169 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,003 - Okay. - Okay? Bullet points. 170 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,340 [whispering] You're about to move in with your boyfriend, okay? 171 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,507 He runs a hedge fund. 172 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,010 - You're huge in London. - Okay, yeah. 173 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,596 - You're selling out the Buckingham Palace. - Okay. 174 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,264 - You're in demand there. - Okay. 175 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:13,267 - This house is in demand, okay? - [whimpering] Okay. 176 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:15,186 - Okay? - [crying] Okay. 177 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,608 - [whimpering] - Don't fuck with me, Maria. 178 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,443 Don't fuck me. 179 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,070 [doorbell rings] 180 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,529 Hi! Come on in! 181 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,031 - What the... - [Maria] Hi! 182 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,367 So, yes. My husband is very rich 183 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,452 with money from his hedge trimming business, 184 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:35,581 so, we're moving to Buckingham Palace. 185 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:38,000 Money's not an object for me or an issue, 186 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:42,421 you know, it's like, just so much of it except for folding it, you know. 187 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,423 How much I have in my pockets. 188 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,883 It's a very sturdy kitchen. 189 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:49,178 Rebar... [grunting] ...coming up through... 190 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,846 - And there's a roof. - [growls] 191 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,765 - [laughing] - [snarls] 192 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:55,101 I'm scared of my realtor. 193 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,813 - [indistinct speaking] - Blossy? Where... Oh. 194 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,314 - Oh, hi. [chuckling] - Hi. 195 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:03,484 These two guys must have been playing around in here. 196 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,862 Got themselves stuck inside this perfectly sealed box. 197 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,031 Oh... Karen Grisham. 198 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:11,033 So, you're looking at this house, too? 199 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:15,788 Well... kinda. For the last time. For I am the seller! 200 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,375 [chuckling] I'm moving in with my fianc?. 201 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,502 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 202 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:22,795 - Yeah! - [chuckling] 203 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,588 - What a fun way to tell me that. - Yeah. 204 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,923 I don't know what I'm doing. 205 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:29,260 So... does any of this furniture come with the place? 206 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,303 - No! - Ah! 207 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,181 - I have the exact same cologne. - Really? 208 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:38,144 Oh... [chuckling] And I'm wearing the exact same shirt. 209 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,604 - You are. You really are. - [chuckling] 210 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,981 Holy shit. 211 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,607 Jack London? 212 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,819 - That's my favorite author... - Stop talking! [chuckling] 213 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,405 Your fianc? and I could be the same person. 214 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,240 Well, you could be. You are... 215 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,492 I mean, if you wanted to be. You could be. 216 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,618 What? 217 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,413 [stuttering] The thing is that we... 218 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,207 We're on the skids. I mean, I'm basically... 219 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,918 You know, just, single and... 220 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:05,087 I'm selling the house right away, 221 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:08,924 but I don't need to 'cause I am loaded and it's paid off in full, 222 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:10,968 but the thing is that London... 223 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:14,680 Uh, it's complicated. 224 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:17,516 My life is pretty complicated, too, right now. 225 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,560 I'm actually going through a divorce. 226 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,562 [gasping] Oh, my God! 227 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:23,105 I don't know how it'll work out. 228 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:26,108 [laughing awkwardly] No! Of course, we don't know... 229 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:29,236 ever, how it's gonna work out, do we? [chuckles] 230 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,906 Oh... 231 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,115 I'm late for something. 232 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:34,366 - I gotta go. - Oh. 233 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,118 I was hoping to check out more of the house. 234 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,871 Okay, you can. The thing is, come by later, 235 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,665 and I'll microwave you some taqooktito... [sighs] 236 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,584 I will microwave you some taquitos! 237 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,252 Get it right, Maria! [laughing] 238 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:49,173 And then, I'll show you more of the house and the pugs and... 239 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,760 Everything. I'll show you everything. 240 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,261 I'd like that. 241 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:55,930 [whimpers] 242 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,769 - [beeping] - Dum, dum, bam, pum, 243 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,853 bum. [chuckles] 244 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,358 Well, you know, this is a Spanish Colonial, 245 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,443 and, uh... [chuckles] 246 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,779 That means the pipes are copper 247 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:15,282 and the wires are copper 248 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,909 and everything is copper, 249 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,119 even the bath. 250 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,703 Yeah, it's, uh... 251 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,873 It feels so good against my naked skin, you know. 252 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:25,960 It's just so... ooh. 253 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,796 Did I tell you about the low-flow toilet? 254 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:34,677 Ooh, that feels so, so good against my naked skin. 255 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:39,181 Oh, the whole house feels really good against my naked skin. 256 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:40,349 Ooh, yeah. 257 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,309 [moaning] 258 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,396 - Even the stucco? - Oh, yeah. 259 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,483 It's a real exfoliant. Ooh, nice. 260 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,652 [laughing seductively] 261 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,823 You know, it's just got everything you'd ever need. 262 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:58,909 There's a garbage disposal. Ooh! 263 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:03,122 And, uh, you can come in from the back, or the front. 264 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,124 - [laughing] - That's fun, you know. 265 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,710 It comes out... Oh! 266 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,879 - Whoo! Whoo! - [both laughing] 267 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,841 You know what? I love it. 268 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,218 I want it. Let's seal the deal. 269 00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:18,929 But you haven't even seen my unfinished basement. 270 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:20,973 - [both chuckle] - Okay. 271 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,683 Okay, uh... 272 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,144 - Okay. Oh. - Um... 273 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,729 [muffled moaning] 274 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,648 [Maria] I couldn't believe it. 275 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,650 The perfect man jumped out of my vision drawer 276 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,527 and into my 30-year mortgage. 277 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:36,196 I had it all. Love and financial security. 278 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,990 - [chuckling] Okay. - What'd she say? 279 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:42,328 Karen Grisham said to go fuck yourself, and that the deal will not go through. 280 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,913 Why not? 281 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,248 You have such a low credit score. 282 00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:47,458 What's a credit score? 283 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,918 Are you serious? 284 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,420 Graham, you don't know your credit score? 285 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,838 I don't even know what one is. 286 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,882 - Oh. - I'm not a banker, I'm a stuntman. 287 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,676 I can't believe this. You have a Jaguar. 288 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,677 Thank you. 289 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,889 Actually, I have two. 290 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,644 Three, if you count the third one. 291 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,607 - You have three Jaguars? - Thank you. 292 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,067 Karen Grisham said, 293 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,903 "With a credit score that low, you can't even rent." 294 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,113 This just became a really bad day. 295 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,324 - Yeah. - This morning I was crushing it. 296 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,825 Now, I don't know where I'm gonna live. 297 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,787 - [sighs] - We're screwed, buddy. Hmm? 298 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:28,082 You know, I guess you could... you could stay with me. 299 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:31,835 You know, just till you get things together, you know, just... 300 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:35,381 But wouldn't that be weird? Since we just started dating? 301 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:39,760 You know, I can be your lady. And your landlady. 302 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,261 [both chuckle] 303 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:44,056 Yeah, it would be weird, but that's how I know 304 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,725 [stuttering] it's the right thing. 305 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,811 God, you are so strong. 306 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,312 I know. 307 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:51,438 [chuckles] 308 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,650 [muffled screaming] 309 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,572 [Maria] Okay, so I had no boundaries with Graham in the past. 310 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,282 I wasn't gonna let that happen with Chad. 311 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,702 I had to break up with him. 312 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,207 Okay, hi. Are we ready to order? 313 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,004 Here's what I want you to do for me, Brian. 314 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:18,007 I want you to run my card now. 315 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:21,593 I'm gonna be making a hard out after appetizers, 316 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,637 'cause I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. 317 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:26,849 I mean, he's not my boyfriend per se... 318 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,600 I mean, we haven't even kissed, 319 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,227 but we have said, "I love you." 320 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,271 [chuckling] Right. Oh, very good. 321 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,480 Wanna hear my plan? 322 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,274 Okay, he's gonna sit down, 323 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,735 and I'm gonna look at him and say, 324 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:41,822 "Hey, Chad." That's his name, Brian... Chad. 325 00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:45,534 I'm just gonna look at him and say, 326 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,370 "Chad, I just can't see you anymore." 327 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:52,458 God, I'm so on! I wish he was here right now. 328 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,877 [sighs] Help me out, Brian. 329 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,337 I would love to have a fun cocktail, 330 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,299 but I am up to my ear-balls in psych meds. 331 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,759 [both chuckle] 332 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,721 Do you have a non-alcoholic option? 333 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,473 Sans alcohol? 334 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,516 Let's see what our mixologist, Garlopfft, 335 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,185 can whip up for you. 336 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,519 [gasps] Oh! 337 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,355 [Brian] Here we have the Devil's Sugarbowl. 338 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,232 Compliments of Garlopfft. 339 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,446 I give you... Grandma's Candy Store. 340 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,449 [gasps] What a fun idea. 341 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,950 [screaming] Garlopfft! 342 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,118 [Maria chuckling] 343 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,411 [Brian] Here we are. 344 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:32,581 Last drink of the night. Something we call "Glass of Sugar." 345 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,041 Oh, what's in it? 346 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,334 Sugar in a glass. 347 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,878 - Oh. - Garlopfft left for the night. It's late. 348 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,673 [hyperventilating] I can't believe I've been stood up, Brian. 349 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,343 You know, you were gonna break up with him, 350 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,928 so it's probably for the best. 351 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,223 What kind of guy doesn't show up at Manjjiaznoz? 352 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,725 I'll tell you the kind of guy. 353 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:55,270 It's the kind of guy who sniper-blasts a puppy scientist 354 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,856 who's on the verge of curing cancer. 355 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,817 You know, I wasn't there, 356 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,860 but that story sounds pretty made up. 357 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,153 You know what, you weren't. 358 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:06,323 You weren't there! 359 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,076 [screaming] So zip it, ya dick! 360 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,537 - I'm just trying to help you out. - Easy, clown. 361 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,289 Don't go off on me, too. I'm outta here! 362 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,500 Clown! 363 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,961 [Maria] How dare you stand me up? 364 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,755 Chad is dead meat! 365 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,884 [sobbing] I know, honey. It's unbelievable. 366 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,970 [man stutters] You must be Maria. 367 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,805 - We're Chad's parents. - [whimpering] 368 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,348 We saw his GoPro. 369 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,642 We know how much you meant to each other. 370 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,269 The love part. 371 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,271 Oh. You saw that? 372 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,023 Chad's GoPro survived the kiln explosion. 373 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,358 [sobbing] 374 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,278 Wha... He's a potter? 375 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,572 So what's going on? Where's Chad? 376 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,615 He's dead, honey. 377 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,452 He hit the end zone and kept on running. 378 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,121 Like Bo Jackson on Monday Night Football, right? 379 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,832 - [sobbing] - Right. What a game. [sniffling] 380 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,793 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 381 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:03,630 [Maria] I'm so sorry. [repeats indistinctly] 382 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,470 [Maria] Death. The ultimate boundary. 383 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:13,515 My best friend's husband, Paul, was obsessed with death. 384 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,809 So, naturally, I was drawn to him. 385 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,522 - It's a banana in a car. - [laughing] 386 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,901 Paul, these drawings are awesome. 387 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,694 Nah, they're just dumb doodles. 388 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,404 These aren't dumb. 389 00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,615 This is incredible. What is this? 390 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,409 Oh. That's a drawing of me trying to hang myself, 391 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,037 but I made the rope too long, so I'm just standing. 392 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,581 I fucked it up like I fuck up everything. 393 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,501 Paul, you sound depressed. 394 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:44,838 And I should know because I am really depressed, clinically depressed. 395 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,341 But art is helping me. 396 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,009 If you did more art, 397 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:53,597 you could feel better about yourself and your life, in general. 398 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,807 Susan doesn't like it when I'm creative. 399 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,267 [stutters] What? 400 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,645 She probably supports you now, right? 401 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,314 Not at all. She thinks we're working on your will. 402 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,899 - Oh. - [Susan] Ding-dong. 403 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,817 Hide the stuff. 404 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,445 - Hey. - Hey. 405 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,030 Hey. [chuckling] 406 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,618 Why do I smell marker? 407 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,203 [laughing] 408 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:21,166 Oh. We were just working on some Post-its for Maria's end-of-life five wishes. 409 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,253 Yeah, like a colorful, living revocable trust. 410 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,838 Aw. Isn't he the best? 411 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,299 - Yeah. - Maybe one day you'll get one of these. 412 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,676 Oh. 413 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,135 - [grunting] - Yeah. 414 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,304 - [blows raspberry] - [all chuckling] 415 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:37,266 - But he's a human being. - [both laughing] 416 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,810 All right, we gotta get you in the Lexus, okay? 417 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,436 'Cause you need some golf pants. 418 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,398 [gasping] Somebody's gonna throw a little ball around. 419 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,276 We can't meet like this anymore. 420 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,611 Paul, you need art. 421 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:53,031 [Susan] Paul, get your white ass in the Lexus! 422 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,324 [sighing] 423 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,619 Skype me later, okay? 424 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,998 It's Susan's bath night, so we should have an hour and 45 to talk. 425 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:05,294 Maybe two hours if she has wine. She's gonna have wine, so... 426 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,714 [breathes heavily] Cool, cool. 427 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,387 [Marilyn] Hi, we're home. 428 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,141 - [Maria] Hi. - Hello, kiddo, listen. 429 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,936 I don't know what's going on, but you're playing with fire. 430 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,189 Susan called earlier, and she's pretty PO'ed. 431 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,483 She said Paul's drawing his head off, 432 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,778 he's slacking with his work, and Susan's sick about it. 433 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:36,033 Well, we're just making art. He's a really good painter and drawer. 434 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,828 We just won the logo contest for the psych center. 435 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,414 No offense, honey, but if that won first prize, 436 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,166 there are lots of zeros in that group. 437 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,835 Anyway, talk to Paul. No more art. 438 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,837 Susan can talk to him. 439 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,256 He's her husband. I'm not married to him. 440 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,176 Oh, sweetie, we're all well aware you're not married. 441 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:58,138 Anyway, your father and I went to the greatest show tonight, 442 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,431 the Cirque du Soleil. 443 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,683 [Joel] A display of art and showmanship. 444 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,352 It was French, but made you feel American. 445 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:07,105 Yes, it was called Q'Ontained, with a Q. 446 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:11,318 And you know how crazy I am about things that fit inside other things. 447 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,238 [Marilyn] I said to Joel, 448 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,241 "Oh, dear Christ, Joel, he's gonna do it." 449 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,534 She did. And you know what? 450 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,620 - He did it! - He did it. 451 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,664 [audience cheering] 452 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,998 [Joel] I couldn't believe it. 453 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:28,043 [Marilyn] And I said, "Joel, oh, sweet Jesus in a basket. 454 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,796 He's in, Joel! He's in!" 455 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,507 And you know what? He was in! 456 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,718 [audience cheering] 457 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,888 [Marilyn] I'm telling you, it was sorcery. 458 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,056 The dark arts! 459 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,394 I can't even picture what was actually happening. 460 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,522 And now, your father has some new ideas. 461 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,565 - Sex ideas. - [Joel] Mmm-hmm. 462 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,900 - Oh. - With sex. 463 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,444 - Maria, - [Maria] Oh, boy. 464 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,904 It is possible to have 465 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,615 - a highly satisfying sex life... - Oh, God. 466 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,283 ...well into your 70s. 467 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,202 - That was the point of the show. - Oh, God. 468 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:06,498 But seriously now, don't have Susan's husband draw anymore. 469 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:10,043 Okay? It's better to just keep things bottled up. 470 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,670 You know, the Midwest way. 471 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,963 Q'Ontained. 472 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,172 - [smacks] - Giddy up. 473 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,674 Q'ontain yourself, Monsieur Joel. 474 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,676 - [smacks] - I can't. 475 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,511 [Joel] Let's go inside other things. 476 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,263 - [Marilyn] Okay. - [Joel chuckles] 477 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,597 [Joel smacks] 478 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,307 I should've gone to bed. 479 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,102 Hmm... 480 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,356 [screaming] 481 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,943 Yeah. No one can hear me comin' in my new Moon Boots. 482 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,738 And no one can hear you scream. 483 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,741 Gotcha, poop drawers. You've been served. 484 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,075 [boots squeaking] 485 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:47,456 Paul's billing me for the time we spent drawing together? 486 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,291 Nope, I sent you that. 487 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:53,462 That's for all the billable hours that you cost Paul and my family. 488 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,255 You think I didn't know you guys have been 489 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,382 sneaking off and Skypin' about 490 00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,551 your dumb art stuff for the past two weeks? 491 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:04,598 Paul needs this outlet. I think he's really depressed. 492 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,850 Yeah, everybody's depressed, Maria. 493 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,685 It's called being an adult. 494 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,480 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 495 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,273 No more art, Maria. 496 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,608 [boots squeaking] 497 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,902 Stop giving my husband hope. 498 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,946 [boots squeaking] 499 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,492 You can't hear me... 500 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,870 but I'm always there. 501 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:37,547 [chuckles] 502 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,635 [Maria] Sometimes life works out the way it should. 503 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,637 But not for Chad, because he's dead. 504 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:49,768 [man] Many of you here know Chad from his many charities. 505 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,394 Saving the Dolphins. 506 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,854 Pots for the Poor. 507 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,441 Abogados Sin Fronteras. 508 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,819 Scuba for Burn Victims. 509 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,363 India. 510 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,990 Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. 511 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,203 And of course, his great passion, International Pug Rescue. 512 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:09,412 [gasps] 513 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,622 [whispering] Pugs? 514 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:11,873 He was an active athlete... 515 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:15,252 - I knew that, I knew that. - ...who loved sport. 516 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,671 While we mourn for Chad, 517 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:21,633 let us also be comforted by the fact that Chad died as he lived... 518 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,720 throwing pots on a wheel for orphans. 519 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,683 And racking up 20,000 steps on his Fitbit. 520 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,142 [crying] 521 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:35,105 Now, I'd like to bring up somebody who is very important to Chad... 522 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,481 Maria Bamford. 523 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:37,899 [whispering] Okay, okay. 524 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,112 It's no problem. 525 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,280 Don't get up. 526 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,741 Chad would've wanted me to be as active as possible. 527 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,452 Do lunges. 528 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,288 [panting] 529 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,458 [sighing] 530 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,336 Hello, everyone. 531 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:06,761 I knew Chad for about a month and we spent a lot of time together. 532 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,763 Did a lot of activities. 533 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,015 [chuckles lightly] 534 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:15,395 I used to have a lot of issues with boundaries... [chuckles] 535 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,188 and, uh... 536 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,232 now I realize my main issue, 537 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:23,528 the real issue, is that I put up too many boundaries and that... 538 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,948 I was keeping love out. 539 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:32,662 Hearing of all of Chad's just amazing 540 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,624 accomplishments, I think... 541 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:40,295 he could have been someone I could've had babies with, were that safe. 542 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:43,840 But I am 45 and that is irresponsible! 543 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,219 At this point, it's just selfish and I should adopt. 544 00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,597 It's like this veil... 545 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,516 has been lifted... 546 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,144 and where the monster was... 547 00:23:57,145 --> 00:24:01,066 I am... I am a monster. 548 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,942 Oh, dear Chad. 549 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,321 You loved me and I couldn't love you back. 550 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:11,493 I wasn't ready, and I am so sorry, and I feel so ashamed. 551 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:14,079 [groaning] Oh, Chad! 552 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,497 [sobbing] 553 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,126 Amen. 554 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,462 - Sweetie. - Thank you. 555 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:23,755 [crying] 556 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,134 And now a couple of words from Chad's wife. 557 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,471 [sobbing] What? 558 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,098 Oh. Oh. 559 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,018 Oh. Oh. 560 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,854 [man] Hey, Maria. 561 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,691 Rick Rondo, CAA. I worked with Chad at CAA. 562 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,694 - Oh. - You know, before he died, 563 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,737 he was so pumped about signing you. 564 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,949 He said he was one action date away from nailing it down. 565 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,576 [stutters] He wanted to sign me? 566 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,869 He was an agent? 567 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,788 Yeah. At CAA. 568 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,040 Our team pulled your OKCupes profile. 569 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,792 What did you think those action dates were about? 570 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,294 - What? - I mean, you had him hiking, 571 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,338 spelunking, sailing. 572 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:09,676 If that kiln explosion hadn't literally ripped him in half, 573 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,094 signing you would have. 574 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,554 - [chuckling awkwardly] - Yeah. 575 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:15,390 Anyway, I'm picking up his sloppy seconds, 576 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,434 and I want you to know something important. 577 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,852 Maria... 578 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,188 I love you. 579 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,816 Oh... [gasps] 580 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,778 I love you, too. 581 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:33,908 [choir singing] I don't know what I'm doing 582 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:38,997 More than half of the time 583 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,751 [upbeat music playing] 584 00:25:42,801 --> 00:25:47,351 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43467

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