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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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1x08 - Jailhouse Panda
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Uh-Oh.
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Panda, have you seen Tigress?
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You sent her and Monkey to take
supplies to that village in the North.
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Oh, that's right, of course.
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Go back to whatever it is you're doing.
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Ooh!
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What about Viper, Mantis, or Crane?
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Uh... molting, on bandit patrol,
and shopping for ankle bracelets.
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Oh.
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Something I can do
for you, Master Shifu?
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- Hmm?
- Oh, no.
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You look like your...
hands are full.
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Uh, but maybe I can help.
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Haaah!
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You ever look at your reflection
and think that your ears are too big?
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- No.
- Because sometimes I see my reflection
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and I think,
"man, Shifu's ears are huge."
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Little... joke.
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- Something wrong?
- Yes, Po, something is very wrong.
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You know the sacred
War Hammer of Lei Lang?
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The hammer has not been
used since ancient times.
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Its owner wielded devastating power.
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Years ago, the merciless villain Tong Fo
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Stole the war hammer.
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We had to get it back before he
could unleash its destruction.
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The battle was fierce, but
the Furious Five won the day.
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And the sacred war
hammer was safe once more.
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Or so we thought.
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I wouldn't touch that if I were...
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Ah! Shifu, no!
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I just discovered it's a fake.
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Tong Fo hid the real hammer
before he was sent to prison.
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If he should escape and retrieve it,
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he's vowed to decimate
the Valley of Peace.
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What?
What are we gonna do?
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When the Five return, I will
send one of them into the prison
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to learn the location of the hammer,
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disguised as Sheng, a fugitive criminal.
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Uh, that doesn't really
look like one of the Five.
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What, are you gonna, like,
put a beard on Tigress
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or big ears on Mantis?
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If you must know,
by using one of these.
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Whoa!
Magic eggs.
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It's a shift stone.
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- Ooh, can I try, can I try?
- Hmm... all right.
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Hold it in your hand and concentrate.
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Yeah, I think someone
sold you a bum shift stone.
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Look in the pool.
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Whoa, Sheng! That is so cool.
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This is what you now look
like to me and everyone else.
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Hey, you know what?
Your ears don't seem so big now.
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Sweet!
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We don't need to wait
for the Furious Five.
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I'll go into Chor Ghom,
all Dragon Warrior-style.
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Po... you...
you have many good qualities.
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- Well...
- But finesse, subtlety,
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and cunning aren't any of them.
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I'm... sorry, Po.
It's just too dangerous to send you.
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We'll just wait for the
Five to return and hope.
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I'll show him!
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I got finesse, subtlety, cunning...
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and one of these.
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New prisoner!
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- New prisoner!
- New prisoner!
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Bet you never saw a
prisoner like me, huh?
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That's right! The big
house has got a new mayor,
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'cause I'm one bad
criminal-type bad guy!
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I'm the baddest of the
bad you ever... Wha...
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Back in your cells!
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Yeah, check me out,
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'cause I'm all
criminal-esque and whatnot.
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I'm gonna make a sweater out of you!
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Uh, maybe after lunch.
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Hey, was that Tong Fo?
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- No.
- Uh, whatever. I'm still bad.
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Whoa!
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- Was that Tong Fo?
- No!
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- Tong Fo?
- No!
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Is he around here or...
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Enough questions, Sheng!
I've had it with you.
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Oof!
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- Ah!
- Hello.
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Tong Fo?
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Uh, hi. I'm, uh... Sheng.
Put her there.
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I don't shake hands.
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Yeah, handshakes are for
law-abiding chumps, right?
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That was a test.
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Making sure you're a bad dude like me
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who enjoys various
crimey... things... that...
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Man, your eyes are huge!
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My eyes aren't big.
I have a small skull.
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My brain barely fits inside it.
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Yeah, well, good thing it does, right?
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'Cause then you'd be all
like, exposed brain and all...
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I've heard stories about you, Sheng.
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What are you in for now?
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What am I not in for,
yeah? Yeah?
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Uh, one time I was, like,
doing a robbery thing
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and there were these guys that
were like, "stop robbing us,"
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and I was like, "no."
True story.
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And another time I was
assaulting and battery-ing
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this tea shop
'cause that's how I roll.
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Crime... doing, 'cause I'm like...
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Yah!
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Oof! Ow!
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- Liar!
- Huh?
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- Liar!
- What? Me?
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- No.
- Sheng?
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You're not Sheng!
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I hear Sheng's a
master of the head game.
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A trickster.
You're not even a good liar.
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Bad, bad liar. Boys.
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You've got henchmen
in your cell? Cool.
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Uh, we prefer the term "associate."
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- Fung?
- How does he know your name?
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Uh... legend, I guess.
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Dude, those eyes, seriously...
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It's not my eyes!
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It's my skull!
Now get him out of here.
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You know what you are,
Goat? You're a bad liar.
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A good criminal needs to be a good liar.
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And you,
my Goaty-goat friend, are not.
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You lack finesse,
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you lack subtlety, and you lack...
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Cunning, I know.
That's exactly what Shifu said.
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What?
Did you say "Shifu"?
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Did i?
Uh, I meant, uh... yes.
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Yes, I meant Shifu.
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'Cause here's the deal, Mr. Tiny Skull.
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Whoa!
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That's right, I'm not Sheng.
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I'm the Dragon Warrior.
I'm the big ol' panda.
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And Shifu snuck me in
here disguised as Sheng
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to get info from you.
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And if something happens to
me, they'll be coming for you.
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Try to wrap those googly
eyes around that, jack.
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Heh.
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Oh, good, very good.
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Maybe I had you wrong, Goat.
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Because that...
is a very good lie... Sheng.
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Mwah.
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- Let him go, Fung.
- What, seriously?
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And bring us some dinner.
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I-I thought we were having dinner.
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Okay.
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It's like three months of sucking up
to Tong Fo down the drain.
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That goat is going down, Gah-ri.
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- Down!
- Mmm, no.
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Darn it!
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I could use a guy like
you on the outside, Sheng.
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That fake, stupid thing you do
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without finesse, subtlety,
or cunning, is brilliant.
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Yeah, been working
on that for a while.
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- That... feels weird.
- Okay, here's what's up.
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When I get out, I'm going
to destroy all who have
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been against me with the
sacred hammer of Lei Lang.
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Sacred hammer, huh?
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Uh, that's a great idea.
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"Where would one keep
a hammer like that?"
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He subtlely asked, all
finesse-y and cunning-like.
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- It's on...
- Yeah?
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- It's on...
- Yeah?
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- Camelback mountain.
- Bingo!
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I mean, uh, Camelback, right...
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Well, I think I need to go visit
the, uh, little goat's room.
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Too much tainted prison water.
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Goat!
Hurry back.
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- For?
- For dessert.
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Camelback, camelback, camelback.
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Heh. Just change back to
po and get me a hammer.
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How do you like me now, Shifu?
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Ah!
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- I'm on to you, Goat!
- You are?
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Yeah, we're Tong Fo's
boot-licking toadies.
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Not you! Us!
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I'm pretty sure he's got
plenty of boots to lick
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if you're into that sort of thing.
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Which sounds like you...
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Gah!
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A shift stone.
Why would he have...
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He really is the Dragon Warrior.
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And he had the moxie
to tell me right to my face!
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I love this guy.
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Okay, once those guards
see who I really am...
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Where's the shift stone?
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The shift stone!
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Where is it?
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Goat, you're back.
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Uh, yeah, there was a line so, uh...
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- Hey!
- You're a trickster, Dragon Warrior.
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You told me the truth
as if it was a lie,
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but it was the truth,
which made me think, "how?"
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And I'd say,
"it's 'cause you're... "
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What, cunning, subtle, finesse-y?
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Yeah.
All those things.
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Neat. Excuse me.
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Yeah!
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You're all done, Tong Fo.
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I know the hammer's
on Camelback mountain,
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so you might as well give up.
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Your attitude, it amuses me...
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because I'm out here,
and you're in there.
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Not for long.
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Once the guards see
who I really am, I'm...
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Once they see...
give me a second here.
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Once they...
shift stone, shift stone!
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Where is the...
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- Are you looking for this?
- My shift stone!
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Enjoy being trapped in prison, Goat.
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One more thing.
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Just wanted to say thanks
for helping me escape.
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No! Someone stop him!
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Tong Fo is escaping!
Guards, help!
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What's all the screaming about?
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That guard is Tong Fo.
He's escaping.
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Listen to me.
I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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The Dragon Warrior?
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Right! I can see you doing that.
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The super Goat.
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Aww, Shifu was right about me.
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The Valley of Peace is
doomed and it's all my fault!
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Nooo!
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Li-listen!
Listen to this!
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Let me out.
I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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I used a stone to make me a goat
and make friends with Tong Fo,
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but he took the stone
and escaped and he's going
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00:14:26,438 --> 00:14:29,306
to get the sacred hammer and
destroy the Valley of Peace!
251
00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:34,812
That's... that's hilarious, right?
252
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:37,881
Hey, where's Tong Fo?!
253
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Tong Fo's escaped!
254
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:41,986
Tong Fo's escaped!
255
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:43,420
Close the gate!
256
00:14:43,422 --> 00:14:46,957
Tong Fo's escaped!
Close the gate!
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00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,126
Closing the gate!
258
00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:51,729
Sometimes, it's too easy.
259
00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:55,899
- Let me out!
- Not a chance, Goat.
260
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:58,202
Tong Fo may be gone, but
that don't make you...
261
00:14:58,204 --> 00:14:59,536
- Oof!
- Sorry.
262
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:00,838
- Ooh!
- Sorry.
263
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,172
Sorry.
264
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:08,846
Sorry.
265
00:15:08,848 --> 00:15:11,115
Man, that goat kicked our butts.
266
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:13,083
I mean, he was all like, brutal and all,
267
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:17,721
but his eyes, they,
like, said, "I care."
268
00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:20,457
We should totally start
sucking up to the goat,
269
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:23,394
you know, just until Tong Fo comes back.
270
00:15:23,396 --> 00:15:26,096
Yeah, but what if the
goat doesn't want us?
271
00:15:26,098 --> 00:15:29,199
Don't even talk like that, Gah-ri!
Just do whatever the goat says!
272
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:34,772
I'm busting out and I need
your help. You with me?
273
00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:42,580
We got to get up there.
274
00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,282
Little help?
275
00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:46,750
Wha... huh?
276
00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:53,824
I'm gonna have to say, "no."
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00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:56,402
Aaaah.
278
00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,585
- Ooh!
- Hiya!
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00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:23,654
Get the door!
280
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:29,426
Hit it!
281
00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:32,096
Hit it again.
Hit it!
282
00:16:32,098 --> 00:16:34,665
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it!
283
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,266
Watch out for the archers!
284
00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:40,904
What archers?
Darn it!
285
00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,586
Run, run!
286
00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,756
Stop running!
287
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,191
We made it.
288
00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,627
Yeah. Are you gonna barf?
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00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:04,628
No.
290
00:17:06,365 --> 00:17:07,765
Maybe.
291
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,337
So... what now?
292
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:17,207
Well, you guys can get back
to bandit-ing or whatever.
293
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:20,511
I got to keep Tong Fo from the
Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang.
294
00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:24,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're
going after Tong Fo?
295
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,716
Uh, yeah.
296
00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:29,820
I can't let you do that, goat.
Tong Fo's still our guy.
297
00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:33,624
Make him a collage or something.
I don't have time for this!
298
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:36,560
We're making collages?
299
00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:39,229
Oof!
300
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,135
What's this?
301
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,437
A prisoner escaped from Chor Ghom!
302
00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:50,407
Oh, look at this maniac.
That sinister brow.
303
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:52,409
Those evil, psychotic eyes!
304
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:03,481
Ahh, such a beautiful day
to destroy the Valley of Peace.
305
00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:11,128
Ha!
306
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:15,098
Goat...
or should I say Dragon Warrior?
307
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,001
Tong Fo... or should I say...
308
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:21,872
uh...
hand over the hammer!
309
00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:24,975
You don't really think
I'm gonna do that, do you?
310
00:18:24,977 --> 00:18:27,711
No, I figured we'd have to fight first.
311
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:31,381
- Hold it!
- My heroes!
312
00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,483
You've arrived just in time
313
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,853
to help me capture
this terrible villain.
314
00:18:35,855 --> 00:18:37,354
He escaped from prison.
315
00:18:37,356 --> 00:18:38,856
Tigress, thank goodness you're...
316
00:18:38,858 --> 00:18:39,923
Yah!
317
00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,625
here.
318
00:18:41,627 --> 00:18:43,460
Wah-Ah! Ha!
319
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,162
Wait! That's Tong Fo!
320
00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:46,163
- He...
- Hiya!
321
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:53,704
Guys, really, I'm Po!
I'm on a secret mission!
322
00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:55,272
He does sound like Po.
323
00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:58,308
Last time I checked, Po
was a panda, not a goat.
324
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,576
It's a disguise! Ah!
325
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:03,513
Ooh!
I took Shifu's shift stone.
326
00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:07,484
- He fights like Po.
- Beginner's luck. Ha!
327
00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:09,686
Wait!
I'll prove it's me.
328
00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:12,022
Monkey, you shaved your
back once on a dare.
329
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,991
Tigress, you cried
once two summers ago.
330
00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:16,326
Monkey, you told me you
were afraid of birch trees.
331
00:19:16,328 --> 00:19:18,929
Tigress dry heaves when
she hears the word "slurp."
332
00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:21,932
Monkey, love songs make you cry.
333
00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:25,502
And Tigress, when you were a
teenager, you had a crush on Shifu.
334
00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:28,639
He really is Po!
335
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:30,807
Ow!
336
00:19:30,809 --> 00:19:32,376
If you're done hitting me,
337
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,411
we need to stop Tong Fo
from getting the...
338
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:39,149
Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang.
339
00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:40,851
Guess we don't need this anymore.
340
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,796
Okay, folks.
Time to start the show.
341
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:56,633
Wait! We're here to help you
in your time of need, boss.
342
00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:00,637
You know, actually, what I really need
343
00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,239
is not so many interruptions.
344
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:06,543
Don't let it hit the ground.
345
00:20:19,324 --> 00:20:21,091
- Ow!
- Ha! Aah!
346
00:20:21,093 --> 00:20:23,094
Whoa!
347
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:31,868
Ah!
348
00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:36,873
Ooh!
349
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,744
Fortune has smiled on us yet again.
350
00:20:40,746 --> 00:20:43,380
Again?
It never smiled on us before.
351
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:46,416
Gah-ri, you know what?
Oof!
352
00:20:50,522 --> 00:20:52,155
No!
353
00:21:00,098 --> 00:21:01,098
Yah!
354
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:04,301
I admire your tenacity.
I really do.
355
00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:07,037
But I'm faster than you,
I'm smarter than you,
356
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,940
- and I'm smarter than you.
- You already said that.
357
00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:12,075
That's because I'm
twice as smart as you.
358
00:21:12,077 --> 00:21:15,912
Ha! A little joke there.
359
00:21:15,914 --> 00:21:18,015
Careful... there.
360
00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:20,317
Hammer... go boom!
361
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:23,320
Your tomfoolery is
growing tiresome to me
362
00:21:23,322 --> 00:21:26,089
in an irritating sort of way.
363
00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:28,258
Then you're really gonna hate...
364
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:32,029
This!
365
00:21:32,031 --> 00:21:35,298
Wah!
366
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,300
Wah!
367
00:21:45,944 --> 00:21:49,312
Destroy them and you can
be my lackeys forever.
368
00:21:49,314 --> 00:21:50,514
Yes!
369
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:54,551
You heard the man!
Wipe them out!
370
00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:58,055
What are you doing, little croc?
371
00:21:58,057 --> 00:22:01,358
A shift stone!
I thought Shifu had all of those.
372
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,659
I do.
373
00:22:06,598 --> 00:22:08,632
Shifu.
374
00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:11,902
This is an eventuality
I did not foresee.
375
00:22:11,904 --> 00:22:17,607
- I'm very disappointed.
- At least we're together.
376
00:22:22,847 --> 00:22:25,282
So you were a croc the whole time?
377
00:22:25,284 --> 00:22:26,716
Not the whole time.
378
00:22:26,718 --> 00:22:28,752
After I saw you had
taken the shift stone,
379
00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:30,187
I decided to go after you.
380
00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:32,389
'Cause you thought
I'd mess everything up.
381
00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:35,258
No... well, yes.
382
00:22:35,733 --> 00:22:38,361
But I was wrong.
I underestimated you, panda.
383
00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:41,031
Without you, we never
would have stopped Tong Fo.
384
00:22:41,033 --> 00:22:43,733
- You mean that?
- I do.
385
00:22:43,735 --> 00:22:48,004
Why don't you two just hug already?
386
00:22:48,006 --> 00:22:49,673
Careful with that, Po.
387
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,141
Relax.
388
00:22:51,143 --> 00:22:54,878
I may not be all finesse,
subtle, and cunning-ish,
389
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,247
but I'm not...
390
00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:05,189
stupid.
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