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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,952 --> 00:01:48,819 I knew this one was more than just the biggest story of my life. 2 00:01:48,889 --> 00:01:51,949 It was the biggest story in the lives of everyone on this planet. 3 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:54,789 I fought for the story, fought harder than ever before, 4 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:58,524 because I knew it was more than news-much more. 5 00:01:58,598 --> 00:02:02,329 I felt people should know about it, so they could be prepared when it happened again. 6 00:02:02,402 --> 00:02:05,303 If it's possible to be prepared for something like this. 7 00:02:07,107 --> 00:02:10,133 It began fairly quietly. Lincoln Park Zoo, Chicago. 8 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,178 September 2, 5:30 a. m. 9 00:02:12,245 --> 00:02:16,443 Shanka, the zoo's prize cheetah, was expecting her morning feeding. 10 00:02:16,516 --> 00:02:18,780 It never came. 11 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,261 It started for me on a day which is supposed to be one of my happiest. 12 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:35,199 The day of the first game of the first World Series with the Cubs in 29 years. 13 00:02:35,268 --> 00:02:37,736 The day began badly. 14 00:02:37,804 --> 00:02:40,329 As soon as Updyke took over as temporary sports editor, 15 00:02:40,407 --> 00:02:44,309 he began memorizing everything- batting averages, bases stolen- 16 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:47,278 He could tell you more about Hank Aaron and Sandy Koufax... 17 00:02:47,347 --> 00:02:49,440 than you would want to know. 18 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:51,848 But he forgot other things. 19 00:02:51,918 --> 00:02:53,886 Ron, where are my tickets? What tickets? 20 00:02:53,954 --> 00:02:56,445 Well, the tickets you promised me for the World Series. 21 00:02:56,523 --> 00:02:59,185 Well, I don't remember that. You don't remember that? 22 00:02:59,259 --> 00:03:01,250 Well, then let me refresh your memory. 23 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:05,230 Two short weeks ago, after your review of the, uh, roller derby, 24 00:03:05,298 --> 00:03:09,029 a hand was clutched around your throat, attached to one Snuffy Patechenko, 25 00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:11,036 lead jammer for the Atlanta Amazons, 26 00:03:11,104 --> 00:03:16,337 207 pounds of furious, frightening femininity. 27 00:03:16,409 --> 00:03:19,242 - All muscle, no fat. - Who are you talkin' about? 28 00:03:19,312 --> 00:03:22,475 Snuffy Patechenko. She's a human being. She would have responded to reason. 29 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:26,280 You do not reason with 207 pounds... 30 00:03:26,353 --> 00:03:29,015 of outraged, feminine jammer! 31 00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:32,525 Your eyes were going glassy, as she was cutting off your breath. 32 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:36,028 I remember your review. You called her "elephantine. " 33 00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:39,327 "Graceless. " "A hippo on casters. " 34 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:42,163 What a thing to say about a person, you pig. 35 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:44,829 She had broken someone's arm the night before. 36 00:03:44,905 --> 00:03:47,396 And she was about to break your neck- until I intervened. 37 00:03:47,474 --> 00:03:50,443 Telling her that you were a bleeder, internally. Remember? 38 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:54,810 Hmm? Of course you do. As the color returned to those rosy little cheeks of yours, 39 00:03:54,881 --> 00:04:00,717 you promised me one ticket to the World Series. 40 00:04:00,787 --> 00:04:03,153 Oh, that explains why I don't remember. Why? 41 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:06,192 I was delirious. Uptight, you give me those tickets, 42 00:04:06,259 --> 00:04:08,625 or I will pick up where Snuffy Patechenko left off. 43 00:04:08,695 --> 00:04:11,220 I was only joking. Of course I have your ticket. 44 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:17,295 And you call me uptight. Thank you very much, Ron. 45 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:19,838 What was that? One ticket to the ball game. 46 00:04:19,906 --> 00:04:22,170 Are you going? You bet your life I'm going. You crazy? 47 00:04:22,242 --> 00:04:25,871 That's too bad. I guess I'll have to find someone else to put on this thing. 48 00:04:25,946 --> 00:04:29,177 What thing? Oh, nothing. Just this cheetah missing from the zoo. 49 00:04:29,249 --> 00:04:31,217 You go to the game. It's all right. 50 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:34,378 Certainly I'm going to the game. Certainly. 51 00:04:34,454 --> 00:04:36,388 N- No, no. That was yesterday's news. 52 00:04:36,456 --> 00:04:38,981 Besides, it was a, uh- It was a panther. 53 00:04:39,059 --> 00:04:41,152 Oh, no. Yesterday a panther. Today, a cheetah. 54 00:04:41,227 --> 00:04:45,061 What, are you-Are you saying that two animals are missing in two days? 55 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:47,099 Monique, are you going to the game? 56 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:49,431 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 57 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:52,266 You mean, no report on it? No ransom notes? No. No. 58 00:04:52,339 --> 00:04:54,864 No hysterical old ladies on the horn to the cops? 59 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:58,069 - Funny, isn't it? - Yeah, it is. 60 00:04:58,144 --> 00:05:01,375 - Monique- - Didn't they- 61 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:04,542 - Didn't they have a couple of animals die there last week? - Did they? 62 00:05:04,618 --> 00:05:08,452 Yeah. Mr. Vincenzo, I'd be happy to go to the zoo. 63 00:05:08,521 --> 00:05:10,887 Well, I- Okay. 64 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:14,188 But if that press bus leaves without me- 65 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:17,493 Agreed? You know the time schedule. You got a watch. 66 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:19,555 What do you want from me? 67 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:22,466 Good-bye, Carl. Get back to work. 68 00:05:22,535 --> 00:05:24,969 This is the day, fans, 69 00:05:25,038 --> 00:05:28,769 That Chicago has been awaiting for 29 long years. 70 00:05:28,842 --> 00:05:33,836 After an amazing season, the Chicago Cubs have clawed their way to the top of the National League. 71 00:05:33,913 --> 00:05:37,849 They've won the play-offs, and now, the first game of the World Series. Post 5, priority. 72 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:40,784 Post 5, priority. 201 in progress. 73 00:05:40,854 --> 00:05:45,223 Officer down. Raydyne Electronics, Commerce and 24th Street. 74 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:49,159 ...to the rafters. Standing room only. In a few minutes, we'll be talking- 75 00:05:49,229 --> 00:05:51,823 It came over the police band, a Code 5 priority. 76 00:05:51,898 --> 00:05:55,766 Officer down. I caught the address as static obliterated the broadcast. 77 00:05:55,835 --> 00:06:00,295 It was only a few minutes out of my way. The zoo would still be there. So would the ball game. 78 00:06:00,373 --> 00:06:03,103 Top of the first inning, and Juan Bosca of the Cubs- 79 00:06:07,747 --> 00:06:10,409 It's okay. I'm the press. It's all right. I.N.S. 80 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:13,043 Carl Kolchak. Go! 81 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:17,285 Carter! Stegman! Cover the rear! 82 00:06:17,357 --> 00:06:18,984 What's happening? What's happening? 83 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:20,617 Guy's been killed. What? 84 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:22,992 Somebody tripped the alarm. Inside? 85 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:34,005 Captain, what's goin' on here? What happened? 86 00:06:34,074 --> 00:06:36,008 I don't know. What's that? 87 00:07:31,765 --> 00:07:36,099 Wh-Wha-What do you- What do you think happened? 88 00:07:36,169 --> 00:07:38,729 I don't know what happened. Looks like to me... 89 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:42,673 I'm gonna take some of that overdue vacation time I got comin'. 90 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:46,872 Wait a-What was in there? What did I see in there? Was that steel? 91 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:49,608 No. Lead. Two tons of lead ingots. 92 00:07:49,682 --> 00:07:51,775 Lead ingots? But- 93 00:07:51,851 --> 00:07:54,649 Theyjust disappeared. I mean, we saw it with our own eyes. 94 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:56,882 It disappeared right in front of us. 95 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:59,925 If you know what's good for you, you'll disappear too, Kolchak. 96 00:07:59,993 --> 00:08:02,120 Show him how, Crowley. Go on. Now wait a minute! 97 00:08:02,195 --> 00:08:04,186 Get him outta here! Wait a minute. Come on, you guys! 98 00:08:04,264 --> 00:08:07,700 Will you please leave off the digits? Watch the camera. 99 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,826 All right. Okay. 100 00:08:14,073 --> 00:08:16,268 All right. All right, you guys. I'll be fine. 101 00:08:16,342 --> 00:08:19,834 I'm goin', I'm goin'. All right? Thanks very much, fellas. You're very gentle. 102 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:22,905 Curveball, taken outside, ball one. Jefferson... 103 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:26,213 steps out of the batter's box, surveys the ballpark. 104 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:28,516 He'd like to get ahold of one and pull it out ofhere. 105 00:08:28,588 --> 00:08:31,352 Give Boston an early lead. Bosca has his signs. 106 00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:35,827 Here's the windup, and the pitch- 107 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:38,455 Line drive and a great catch by Ortega, the shortstop! 108 00:08:38,531 --> 00:08:41,329 He goes under, one-hands the ball- 109 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:48,374 First half-inning at one to nothing. The Cubs are coming to bat. 110 00:08:52,078 --> 00:08:56,845 The Cubs are off to the same great start as in their last series appearance in 1945. 111 00:08:56,916 --> 00:09:01,046 You recall, they beat the Tigers in Game One of that '45 final. 112 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,113 Watch your language and turn off the radio while you're on the phone. 113 00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:09,855 And remember, The Moze Kazan Show is for you-your complaints and your opinions. 114 00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:12,489 Now, back to the beefline. 115 00:09:12,565 --> 00:09:14,556 My beef is with the lousy Street Department, 116 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:16,568 and the way they screwed up my street. 117 00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:19,298 Mariposa Way- ... big man for the Cubs. 118 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:22,273 Isn't a batter, but he had a great season, hit. 297- 119 00:09:22,342 --> 00:09:25,834 When those clowns in the Street Department repaved Mariposa, 120 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:28,938 they dumped the leftover asphalt right on my lawn. 121 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:31,745 I got this terrible, black gooey mess all over. 122 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:33,979 It smells terrible. I can't get rid of it. 123 00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:36,180 My grandfather fell in it. 124 00:09:36,256 --> 00:09:38,190 We're still tryin'to clean him. 125 00:09:38,258 --> 00:09:40,920 The dog ran through it, through the house. 126 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:46,489 The car. I wish you could see it. It looks like tar, with lumps. 127 00:09:49,202 --> 00:09:52,365 Vincenzo's animal story was still hanging over my head, 128 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:55,635 and chances of seeing the game were fading like lead ingots. 129 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:58,506 Radio reception was so bad that listening to the play-by-play... 130 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:00,705 was nothing short of painful. 131 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:04,341 But when all was said and done, my problems were very minor... 132 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:07,011 compared to the problems they had at Lincoln Park Zoo. 133 00:10:07,086 --> 00:10:09,577 Very minor indeed. 134 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,581 It's a viscid mass. Probably- "Viscid?" 135 00:10:35,648 --> 00:10:37,582 Sticky. Oh. 136 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,641 Seems to have a lot of acetone in it too. 137 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:42,279 My guess is that they planned to foul up the whole zoo with it, 138 00:10:42,355 --> 00:10:44,346 and then something frightened them off. Who them? 139 00:10:44,424 --> 00:10:49,828 Vandals. Probably the same ones that sprayed our baby elephant with gold paint. 140 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:51,830 - Poor Zapata. - The elephant? 141 00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:55,561 The keeper. Showed up the next morning after a three-day binge. 142 00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:58,570 First thing he saw was that elephant. 143 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,572 Poor Zapata. Uh-huh. 144 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:04,098 Didn't you have a leopard die here yesterday? Hmm? 145 00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:07,772 Why? Heart attack. 146 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:11,180 What about the cheetah? Heart attack. 147 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,184 Heart attack. 148 00:11:13,252 --> 00:11:17,245 Can I use your telephone? Mm-hmm. 149 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:21,157 What about the panda last week? Heat attack. 150 00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:23,593 Heart attack. 151 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,188 Yeah, hello. I'd like to speak to the program director of the Moze Kazan Hour. 152 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:28,199 Yeah, I'll wait. 153 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:32,033 Listen, besides being stinky, just what is - What is this gunk, anyway? 154 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:34,665 - Who knows? - Yeah. Hello? 155 00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:36,732 Yeah, you had a guy on the show this afternoon... 156 00:11:36,809 --> 00:11:39,209 that was complaining about the Street Department dumping... 157 00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:42,247 a whole, big pile of evil-smelling asphalt on his front lawn. 158 00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:45,284 I'd like his name and address, please. Uh, well- 159 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:50,983 Well, he certainly was. L - I heard him on the radio less than an hour ago. 160 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,617 Yeah, you cut him off right in mid-sentence. 161 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:57,561 Well, I agree. You should know who you have on your show. Yes, thank- 162 00:12:00,266 --> 00:12:02,496 Where'd this stuff come from? 163 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:05,696 Who cares? I care. 164 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,474 Well, City Hall. 165 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:11,772 Yes, I'd like to speak to your Street Department, please. 166 00:12:11,844 --> 00:12:13,971 About some asphalt paving that was done on Mariposa Way. 167 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:16,572 Thank you. Can I peek? 168 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:21,782 Yeah, hello? Uh-huh. No record? 169 00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:26,314 What? You must be mistaken. I just heard the man speak about it on the radio. 170 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,860 Mariposa Way. 171 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:34,833 I don't know where we're gonna get another panda. They come from Tibet. The Commies have 'em all. 172 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:37,961 - The Commies. - Most people think the panda's a bear. 173 00:12:38,037 --> 00:12:42,440 - Actually, it's a raccoon. - A raccoon. With a heart attack? 174 00:12:42,508 --> 00:12:47,673 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe you fed it too much cholesterol. 175 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:04,129 Waitin'for the stretch. The over-the-shoulder look. 176 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:06,131 And here comes the pitch to Wachowski. 177 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,133 He swings. It's a ground ball to short. 178 00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,500 Stinks, don't it? 179 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:21,046 Have you ever seen anything like this? 180 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:25,915 Yeah, yeah. It really does. Carl Kolchak of the I.N.S., Independent News Service. 181 00:13:25,985 --> 00:13:28,749 Mr. Brindle, I heard you on the radio. Boy, you sure got some fast action here. 182 00:13:28,821 --> 00:13:32,348 Action? One hour after I make the phone call, 183 00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:34,757 four trucks pull here, from the Street Department? 184 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,852 What a bunch of idiots. 185 00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:41,332 First they start with these shovels. Then they try this chemical that turns the whole lawn yellow. 186 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,200 Then they try these flamethrowers - the things that they use to burn weeds down with? 187 00:13:45,271 --> 00:13:47,899 Look what they did. They burned the hedge, the tree. They almost got the house. 188 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:50,374 Oh, do you mind? Oh, no. Please. 189 00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:52,638 Thanks. Did they explain how it got here? 190 00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:57,706 No. They denied everything. I tell you. This whole city is going right down the toilet. 191 00:13:57,783 --> 00:14:01,116 And it's not just the Street Department. It's everybody. 192 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:04,350 Police included. Did you know that the crime rate in this neighborhood... 193 00:14:04,423 --> 00:14:06,721 has gone straight up? Would you hold that right there, please? 194 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:08,726 Thank you. Yes. That's very good. Can I show you something? 195 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:10,728 Look, come here. 196 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:12,730 You see the busted window up there? Yeah. 197 00:14:12,798 --> 00:14:15,631 Henry! My neighbor, Henry Ansgaroni. 198 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:18,727 Last night he was sitting listening to records with earphones on? 199 00:14:18,804 --> 00:14:21,705 Someone comes along, kicks out the window, 200 00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:24,971 and rips out his whole stereo system while he's listening. 201 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:28,013 Do you mean, right off the porch there? Almost tore his head off. 202 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,207 Well, didn't he call the police? I called the police. 203 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:34,014 Know what they found? The cabinet and the chassis in a culvert in the back of the house. 204 00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:37,419 But they never found the electronic guts. Mrs. Fusco lives in the house over there? 205 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,890 Yeah. Someone killed five of her cats. 206 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,860 Still leaves her with a dozen or so, because she's one of those kind. 207 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:45,921 Oh, boy, does that house smell. Almost as bad as all this gop. 208 00:14:45,998 --> 00:14:49,161 M- Mr. Ara-what's- Ansgaroni. 209 00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:54,138 Henry. Henry! Henry. Did he see who took his stereo? 210 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:58,667 The only thing he saw was stars when they yanked the earphones off his skull. 211 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:01,838 Yeah. What time was that? Last night. I have to go. 212 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:04,382 Uh- 213 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,198 Here he comes. Here's the run for the plate. He slides- 214 00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:27,137 He's in there, and the Red Sox have the first run of the ball game. 215 00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:30,369 The score, the Red Sox, 1, the Cubs, nothing. 216 00:15:40,853 --> 00:15:43,583 Keeter Hudson, out on parole and out of money, 217 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:48,923 endangered the first condition in an attempt to improve the second. 218 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:51,020 My purse! 219 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:25,820 Keeter Hudson, wealthy beyond his dreams, a happy man. 220 00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:29,129 Keeter didn't know that his parole was about to be canceled. 221 00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:41,169 Here in the seventh inning, the Cubs are up. They still trail 1-0, 222 00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:44,910 and that run scored by Boston is growing taller and taller on the scoreboard. 223 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:48,010 ...pumpin'the ball by the Chicago hitters. 224 00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:52,115 Hi there! 225 00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:55,285 Boy, have I got a surprise for you. 226 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:58,524 Why, you look absolutely radiant! 227 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:01,657 There's only one thing that puts that kind of sparkle into a woman's eyes. 228 00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,362 Baloney. Yeah, well, some call it that. 229 00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:07,895 Did you have a nice lunch? A few drinks ahead of time, hmm? 230 00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:10,464 Don't I wish. I been cooped up here all day with specimens. 231 00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,943 As you know. Yeah. Like this? 232 00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:16,511 Now, I have a suspicion that this... 233 00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:21,417 is just exactly like that gunk that you picked up here at the zoo. 234 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:25,389 So? So guess where I found it? On a lawn, halfway across town. 235 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:30,020 Would you like to do a survey and an analysis of this for me? 236 00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:34,396 I've got things to do. Lots of'em. Oh, now. Come on, now. Now, Doc Winestock. Bess. 237 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,401 It is Bess, isn't it? Uh-huh. 238 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:41,566 Uh, Bess, all you have to do is just put a little specimen of this in a test tube and shake it up, 239 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,269 add some chemicals, put it on a slide, stick it under your scope, and tell me what's in it. 240 00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:47,539 Now, is that asking too much? 241 00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:50,810 Back to the mound, he feeds it over to Weltzer, and that's it for the Red Sox. 242 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:55,377 After seven and a half, it remains, Boston 1, the Cubs, nothing. 243 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:59,550 What's the matter? Aren't you a Cub fan? One of the absolute staunchest. 244 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,786 If I hurry up, I'll be able to catch the last few innings. 245 00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:04,091 - I've got a box seat. - Hurry. 246 00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:09,658 As a matter of fact, I might be able to get two box seats for tomorrow's game. 247 00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:12,465 If I do the analysis for you, 248 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:15,473 you're gonna run off and print some crazy story. 249 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:18,977 So what? What do you care? Unless you've been told not to. 250 00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:22,847 It doesn't matter who does the analysis, 251 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:26,783 I'm still gonna write my story. And draw my own conclusions. 252 00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:31,789 However, if you do the survey, you can guide me- 253 00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:34,587 In what I write. Hmm? 254 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:36,787 Mm, no. Absolutely no. 255 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,763 Hmm? 256 00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:42,767 All right. Look. It's obvious. 257 00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:44,860 It's the same as what we found. 258 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:49,101 - What's in it? - Hydrochloric acid. Acetone. 259 00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:52,804 - Hydrochloric acid? Why? - Hydrochloric acid is a digestive juice. 260 00:18:52,878 --> 00:18:57,178 - And acetone? - And bone marrow. 261 00:18:57,249 --> 00:19:01,345 Bone marrow? Animal or human? 262 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,912 Animal. All of our animals who were killed here... 263 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:08,153 showed puncture marks at the major bone joints. 264 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:13,426 And every last dram of marrow had been extracted from their bones. 265 00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,490 Hydrochloric- 266 00:19:17,136 --> 00:19:19,400 You mean, they ate the bone marrow? 267 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:22,805 It would seem that somebody ate the marrow and threw up. 268 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:27,242 - But why? - I don't know, Mr. Kolchak. 269 00:19:28,614 --> 00:19:30,605 I don't either. 270 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:37,884 And the ball game is over. The first game of the World Series... 271 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,222 finishes on a tremendous play- how about that, fans? 272 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:44,194 The fastest game in World Series history. 273 00:19:44,263 --> 00:19:47,596 You know, you shouldn't have used infrared film. Yeah. That's all I had. 274 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,600 Look, something's comin' out, see? Yeah. 275 00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,466 Yeah. Be careful. Be very careful with this. It's very important. 276 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:56,565 Don't hassle technicians, Kolchak. This takes scientific precision. 277 00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:59,110 A few seconds off, and you get nothing. 278 00:19:59,178 --> 00:20:01,772 Which is just what you got: Nothing. 279 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:08,951 Two tons of lead. What could use two tons of lead? 280 00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:11,285 God's pencil? Wait, wait, wait, don't! 281 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:14,622 What are you doing? What are you doing, ya dum-dum? It's garbage! 282 00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:18,390 Now, listen. You reprint that thing. This is very important. Do you hear me? 283 00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:21,695 And you put 'em in the files and you lock 'em up. I'm making 'em your responsibility. 284 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,600 Big deal. Yeah. Big, big deal. 285 00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:34,802 Gordy. Oh, hi, Kolchak. I guess you heard we blew the game. 286 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,110 Cubs looked great, right up to the top of the seventh. 287 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:39,707 Yeah. Well, I guess I'll see it on a sports TV recap. 288 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:42,083 I've been trying to call you. Did you know, last week, 289 00:20:42,154 --> 00:20:45,248 the number that won the stiff lottery was 4-1-8? Yeah, so what? 290 00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:47,315 You had 4-1-7. You missed by a hair. 291 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:49,827 You been tryin' to reach me all day to give me that good news? 292 00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:52,762 Mm-hmm. I want to keep your faith up. You see, you can win. 293 00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:55,493 So keep pluggin'. Yeah, Gordy, listen. Do you have the autopsy report... 294 00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,536 on the guard who was killed out at Raydyne Electronics? 295 00:20:57,603 --> 00:21:00,197 Start pluggin' before you ask any questions. That's what I figured. 296 00:21:00,272 --> 00:21:03,708 I'll give you 3-1-2 and 6-4-6. Okay? Whatever. Whatever. 297 00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:05,710 Now, what about the autopsy reports? You know, 298 00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:08,679 I've been thinking of changing the lottery from birth year to time of death. 299 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:13,081 I mean, what's your opinion? Gordy, the autopsy report, huh? Donde esta? 300 00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:15,313 Max, listen. Bring the reports down to my office- 301 00:21:15,387 --> 00:21:18,288 I'm telling you for the last time. There are no special favors for anyone. 302 00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:21,656 You get it with the rest of the reporters. What are you talkin' about? 303 00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,787 Hi. Hi, Gordon. Kolchak. What's goin' on? 304 00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:28,594 For one thing, I'd like to find the autopsy report on the guard who was killed at Raydyne Electronics. 305 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,636 That's what I'd like to get. What's all the hysteria? By all means. 306 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:35,140 I'll be glad to give it to you. You got a pencil and paper? I got my tape recorder here. 307 00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:37,869 Go on. Start talkin'. Okay. 308 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:42,880 Here we are. "Subject, Lloyd Reynolds. Male Caucasian. 60 years of age. 309 00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:48,614 "Prior history of myocardial infarction. Immediate cause of death, cardiac arrest. 310 00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:53,124 "Blood sample, normal. No external wounds. 311 00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:56,161 "Stomach contents indicate ingestion ofheavy meal... 312 00:21:56,228 --> 00:22:00,096 several hours before death. '" That seems to be it, Carl. 313 00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:04,124 Uh-huh. I'd like to look at the body. Uh, that's not permitted, Kolchak. 314 00:22:04,203 --> 00:22:08,572 I'm sorry, Kolchak. I can't permit you to go in the drawer. That's against the rules here. 315 00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:12,372 You know, you're right. I'm sorry. I really am. I apologize. 316 00:22:12,444 --> 00:22:14,469 I guess my reporter's zeal got the better of me. 317 00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:18,812 Well, Carl. I think this is kind of a landmark in our relationship. 318 00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:21,819 Stanley, I couldn't agree with you more. 319 00:22:21,887 --> 00:22:24,822 So long. I'll put that away, sir. 320 00:22:55,821 --> 00:22:59,018 "Prior history of myocardial infarction. 321 00:22:59,091 --> 00:23:01,559 "Pacemaker on the chest flap in good condition. 322 00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:03,686 "No evidence of cardiac arrest. 323 00:23:03,762 --> 00:23:06,890 "Inserting trocar into sternum for marrow sample. 324 00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:10,765 "Hey, Philip. Look-Look at this. It's bone dry. 325 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:12,997 "If you'll pardon the expression, there's no marrow. None. 326 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:15,939 Let's go for the spinal column base with the trocar. " 327 00:23:25,851 --> 00:23:28,877 September 2, 10:00 p. m. 328 00:23:28,954 --> 00:23:32,355 Leon Van Heusen. Single, ambitious, slightly paranoid. 329 00:23:32,424 --> 00:23:36,485 By day, a television repairman, by night an observer - a man with a purpose. 330 00:23:36,562 --> 00:23:39,087 The author of Mathmatico, a universal language... 331 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:43,533 that Leon has refined for use in unconventional communication. 332 00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:08,253 Unfortunately, on September 2, at 10:00 p. m., 333 00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:12,423 Leon learned the oldest word in the universal language- 334 00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:29,611 I tell you that myself and every member of my staff are... 335 00:24:31,216 --> 00:24:35,983 pulling double shifts, as we always do in a situation of this kind. 336 00:24:36,989 --> 00:24:40,891 Every department of this city's law enforcement facility... 337 00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:43,826 is operating at peak efficiency. 338 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:47,957 And I anticipate the arraignment of certain, um, major suspects... 339 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:51,662 within, uh- 340 00:24:52,738 --> 00:24:58,677 Well, within 24 hours. Sorry. Now, no, no questions at this time, ladies and gentlemen, if you please. 341 00:24:58,744 --> 00:25:02,942 And because I'm sure that you all know Raydyne Industries is involved... 342 00:25:03,015 --> 00:25:07,111 in some very classified work on missile guidance systems. 343 00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:11,145 We're talking about national security, ladies and gentlemen. 344 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:13,783 Uh, Captain! 345 00:25:13,859 --> 00:25:16,794 Thank you, Captain. What is the department's official position... 346 00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:22,061 upon the rumored puncture marks in the body of the Raydyne guard? 347 00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:26,036 There's absolutely no foundation for any such rumors, Mr. Kolchak. 348 00:25:26,104 --> 00:25:30,302 Wh-What about those missing lead ingots? Two tons of them? 349 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:32,707 Were they simplyjust misplaced? 350 00:25:32,778 --> 00:25:35,178 I have no reason to believe otherwise. 351 00:25:35,247 --> 00:25:38,512 No reason? Well, you were there. You saw what I saw. 352 00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:41,644 Those lead ingots, theyjust- You saw... what, Mr. Kolchak? 353 00:25:44,623 --> 00:25:48,889 Well, I know it's gonna sound very funny- 354 00:25:48,961 --> 00:25:53,261 Yes, it probably will. So if you don't mind, may we continue? 355 00:25:53,332 --> 00:25:58,235 You people are journalists. Responsible journalists, I'm sure. 356 00:25:58,303 --> 00:26:02,706 But occasionally, in your zeal to get the facts before the public, 357 00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:04,935 you sometimes forget that you can... 358 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,808 impede the course of justice by... 359 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,043 creating dissension, terrifying the citizenry, 360 00:26:11,116 --> 00:26:15,815 and, more important, losing your own credibility. 361 00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:18,049 Uh, Captain. 362 00:26:18,123 --> 00:26:22,184 Sir, Raydyne Electronics may have a national security problem, 363 00:26:22,261 --> 00:26:26,288 but what about the security of Al and Fred's TV Repair Shop, 364 00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:29,459 and what about Henry Ansgaroni's stereo, 365 00:26:29,534 --> 00:26:32,901 and what about Mrs. Shank's microwave oven? 366 00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:36,702 I have no idea what you're talking about, Mr. Kolchak. 367 00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:39,107 But I'm sure that's not unusual, is it, ladies and gentlemen? 368 00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:45,912 No, but what is unusual is that, in the last two days, in this city, 369 00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:50,148 electronic parts have become about as desirable and rare as diamonds- 370 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,156 or bone marrow. 371 00:26:52,224 --> 00:26:55,887 I have no comment on that at this time. 372 00:26:55,961 --> 00:26:58,953 Quill and I weren't the only ones with watches that didn't work. 373 00:26:59,031 --> 00:27:02,797 Everyone that had been at Raydyne Electronics had the same problem. 374 00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:08,568 Question: What would stop 17 wristwatches at exactly the same time? 375 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,438 Answer: An electromagnetic field so strong... 376 00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:14,502 it might swing a compass needle off true north... 377 00:27:14,579 --> 00:27:16,570 to the final truth. 378 00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:23,680 Mm, marvelous! 379 00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:27,213 - Delicious, Rich. Just delicious. - Merci, monsieur. Bon appetit. 380 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,260 Carl! Come on in! You care to join me? 381 00:27:29,328 --> 00:27:32,126 No, no thanks. Courtesy of the editor of the Times. 382 00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:34,495 He's a sucker for the Cubs. Oh, ho! Mmm. 383 00:27:34,566 --> 00:27:36,500 Tony, I'm onto something big. Yeah. 384 00:27:36,568 --> 00:27:38,695 Very, very big. Yeah. 385 00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:41,568 Quill has been covering it up, under the name of national security. 386 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,736 Covering what up? A mess of lead ingots, stacks, 387 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:48,041 that disappeared before our very eyes. 388 00:27:48,113 --> 00:27:50,877 A stone wall that exploded outwards, with no sound whatsoever. 389 00:27:50,949 --> 00:27:52,883 Totally silent! Mm-hmm. 390 00:27:52,951 --> 00:27:56,478 And the dead guard with all the marrow sucked out of his bones. 391 00:27:56,555 --> 00:28:00,286 Oh, Tony, I'm sorry. Forgive me, I- Maybe I shouldn't tell you about that... now. 392 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,089 No. No, no, no, Carl. You got a story to tell, tell it. 393 00:28:03,161 --> 00:28:05,629 You know, I- Th-That doesn't bother me. Go ahead. 394 00:28:05,697 --> 00:28:09,793 All right. Now, electronic parts have been disappearing for the last two days, all over the city. 395 00:28:09,868 --> 00:28:12,268 Quill tried to cover that up under national security too. 396 00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:14,396 Are you beginning to make the connection? 397 00:28:14,473 --> 00:28:16,771 Mmm, no. 398 00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:19,834 Then I'll have to start at the beginning, with the autopsy on the dead panda. 399 00:28:19,911 --> 00:28:22,311 Carl, start somewhere else, will ya? 400 00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:26,750 Tony, listen. Are you sure that you want me to talk about this now? 401 00:28:26,818 --> 00:28:29,514 Oh, yeah, sure. Cast iron stomach, Carl. Cast iron. 402 00:28:29,588 --> 00:28:33,922 Go ahead. Every animal that was killed at the zoo... 403 00:28:33,992 --> 00:28:38,395 had its marrow sucked out of its bones, just like the guard at Raydyne Electronics. 404 00:28:38,463 --> 00:28:42,524 And in every case where there was a dead human, or a dead animal, 405 00:28:42,601 --> 00:28:48,062 there was a puddle- a pile- of bluish, greenish, black bile. 406 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:53,208 L- It really stinks, Tony. I mean, it's rancid. Sickening. 407 00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:57,612 And here's the capper. This gooey substance... 408 00:28:57,682 --> 00:29:01,778 is composed of a strange combination of chemical elements. 409 00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:05,220 - Hydrochloric acid, acetone and- - Bone marrow. 410 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:09,351 Bone marrow! Right! Now, guess where... 411 00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:13,421 this strange, unusual combination of elements occurs. 412 00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:17,229 Nowhere in this world. 413 00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:20,203 I knew you were going to say that, Carl. I knew it! I really did! 414 00:29:20,272 --> 00:29:22,433 - You want proof. - Yeah. 415 00:29:22,507 --> 00:29:25,032 Be right back. 416 00:29:27,512 --> 00:29:30,140 - Cervelles au Bercy. - What's that? 417 00:29:30,215 --> 00:29:32,877 Brains. 418 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:44,954 Monique? 419 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,123 You gave away my pictures! 420 00:29:47,199 --> 00:29:49,997 You come out of there, or I'm gonna suck the marrow out of your bones! 421 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:54,129 That is no inducement for me to come out, Mr. Kolchak. 422 00:29:54,206 --> 00:29:57,972 Be reasonable. What could I do? They had on suits, ties, credentials- 423 00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:01,706 They had some forms from the Internal Revenue. They knew all about me. 424 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:04,806 They threatened an audit. So, you gave away my pictures? 425 00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:08,785 I had to! They pull an audit on me, and I go off the nearest bridge. 426 00:30:08,854 --> 00:30:14,315 Why should you be concerned about the I.R. S? You're just out of college. You've only been working for a couple- 427 00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:18,954 You did file an income tax return? 428 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:34,376 They didn't look that good after they were dried. 429 00:30:34,446 --> 00:30:38,280 They looked fake. I've seen better in magazines. 430 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:04,740 Why did you let 'em do it? Those guys in the gray suits. Do what? 431 00:31:04,809 --> 00:31:07,004 They stole the tape that I stole. 432 00:31:07,078 --> 00:31:10,172 Those are the same guys that were out at Raydyne. Now they're following me around here. 433 00:31:10,248 --> 00:31:12,808 Please. Don't do this to me, Carl. 434 00:31:12,884 --> 00:31:16,012 I don't need another U.F.O. Story. I've got enough problems. 435 00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:21,623 I didn't say U.F.O. 436 00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:25,820 You said U.F.O. They said U.F.O. 437 00:31:25,897 --> 00:31:28,832 Carl, I was just speaking generically. Now, please, Carl. Be reasonable. 438 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:32,563 Remember what happened the last time we put out one of these kooky scare stories? 439 00:31:32,637 --> 00:31:35,265 All the phones were tied up. Police station phones were tied up. 440 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:38,798 Police came down on me like a ton of bricks! 441 00:31:38,877 --> 00:31:40,970 Carl, please. Leave it alone, will ya? 442 00:31:41,046 --> 00:31:43,606 Sure. Sure, Tony. 443 00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:47,174 Why don't you have another seltzer and go on home and go to bed? 444 00:31:49,354 --> 00:31:51,345 I don't want another seltzer. 445 00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:57,389 Have you ever tried to report a U.F.O. Sighting? 446 00:31:57,462 --> 00:32:01,398 I'll save you the trouble. There is not a single government agency still in existence... 447 00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,094 that will admit to any interest in the subject. 448 00:32:04,169 --> 00:32:07,502 If you seem to be insistent, they will refer you to a private organization. 449 00:32:07,572 --> 00:32:10,370 Um, I'm very excited... 450 00:32:10,442 --> 00:32:13,809 to be able to share with you all this evening... 451 00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:17,245 my experiences with the flying saucer. 452 00:32:17,315 --> 00:32:21,911 Uh, I only hope that I can remember all the details, 453 00:32:21,987 --> 00:32:25,320 because it was- it was very, very exciting. 454 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:29,451 I only spent about an hour aboard the saucer itself. 455 00:32:30,528 --> 00:32:32,189 Do you want an application? To what? 456 00:32:32,264 --> 00:32:35,700 - L-Wait. - And then they served me something that tasted- 457 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:39,134 oh, not unlike ginger ale and bourbon. 458 00:32:39,204 --> 00:32:42,435 And that's when, uh... 459 00:32:42,507 --> 00:32:48,104 their leader, a very smart-looking alien, got a little fresh with me. 460 00:32:48,179 --> 00:32:52,741 But when I let him know that I was firm- determined- 461 00:32:52,817 --> 00:32:56,378 he kept his extensions to himself. 462 00:32:56,454 --> 00:33:00,652 - It was quite exciting. - Have any of your members reported any sightings the last few days? 463 00:33:00,725 --> 00:33:04,456 Well, Leon Van Heusen, one of our members, called in an Opus last Monday night. 464 00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:08,693 An "appis"? No, Opus. Opus. Opus is, "One Party, Unverified Sighting. " 465 00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:12,134 Oh, yes. Oh, here it is. Here it is. 466 00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:14,865 I wonder why he didn't petition the authentication committee. 467 00:33:14,939 --> 00:33:17,635 Well, Leon's a touch paranoid. Yes. Yes. Ohh. 468 00:33:17,709 --> 00:33:19,643 Yes, the Opus was- Shh! 469 00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:23,169 "The destructive star, called Wormwood, 470 00:33:23,248 --> 00:33:26,274 is not a star but a missile. " 471 00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:30,185 Now, upside down and backwards, it reads "Doomwrom. " 472 00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:33,053 Doomroom? Doo- 473 00:33:33,124 --> 00:33:36,685 That doesn't spell "Doomwrom. " Well, it certainly does. 474 00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:39,753 The Opus was sighted at Snake, uh, Park? If that's what it says. 475 00:33:39,831 --> 00:33:41,924 "Snake Rock," here. Yes, Snake Rock. Does that spell "Doomwrom?" 476 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,935 I don't know. How many members in the Highland Park area? 477 00:33:45,003 --> 00:33:47,665 Just Leon. Yes. Just Leon. And where is this Snake Rock? 478 00:33:47,739 --> 00:33:51,038 Snake Rock. Well, there's a bus that - No, the bus doesn't run there. Do you have a car? 479 00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:54,272 Yes, I have a car. Excuse me, Mr. Gough. I don't understand what you're talking about. 480 00:33:54,346 --> 00:33:56,473 "Doomwrom. " It certainly does. My dear. My dear. 481 00:33:56,548 --> 00:34:00,746 Backwards and upside down. My dear, it's plain - It spells "Droomdrum. " 482 00:34:00,819 --> 00:34:04,949 No, I am sorry, but- Okay, there are two- Call a cab! 483 00:35:06,718 --> 00:35:10,779 Your present location is the third planet of our star system. 484 00:35:10,855 --> 00:35:15,349 We are peaceful. I will now address you in Mathmatico. 485 00:35:15,427 --> 00:35:17,691 The universal language. 486 00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:53,346 This is Riley, at the planetarium. You better get a squad over here right away. 487 00:38:10,969 --> 00:38:12,960 Hey, old-timer, I didn't mean to disturb you- 488 00:39:54,605 --> 00:39:59,133 Let's get some lights on in here. I think there's some switches over by that console panel. 489 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:02,702 Get away from that console! Don't go near that thing! What the hell are you doin'? 490 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,771 Paul? He's dead. 491 00:40:06,184 --> 00:40:09,642 Any luck over there? Get some lights! 492 00:40:13,357 --> 00:40:15,382 Get back! Get away from that thing! 493 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:18,156 Back up! Get outta there. 494 00:40:19,163 --> 00:40:22,223 What are you guys pointin' at? You can't see anything anyway. Listen, I can stop it. 495 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:26,327 Stop it? Stop what? I don't know, but whatever it is, it can't stand light. 496 00:40:26,404 --> 00:40:32,036 I was alone with it in here, and I stopped it with this. It was lookin' at maps! 497 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:34,806 Map? What kinda map? Maps! Maps. Star maps. Look up there. 498 00:40:34,879 --> 00:40:38,246 See? Galaxies. See, look. Over there. 499 00:40:39,851 --> 00:40:42,285 Well, there's nothin' over there. I don't see anything. 500 00:40:42,353 --> 00:40:44,378 Anybody see anything? Huh? 501 00:40:44,455 --> 00:40:47,083 What? What do you see, Kolchak? I don't see anything either. 502 00:40:47,158 --> 00:40:49,285 But that doesn't mean that there's nothing there. 503 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,989 Oh. Somebody throw a net over Kolchak, will ya? I think he's about ready for the rubber room. 504 00:40:53,064 --> 00:40:58,127 Quill, I talked with Dr. Heinz Wollenweider over at the Fermi Research Institute. 505 00:40:58,202 --> 00:41:01,069 Now, he told me that the human eye cannot detect... 506 00:41:01,139 --> 00:41:04,267 certain portions of the light spectrum. 507 00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:07,800 Now, we know that X-rays exist. We know that cosmic rays exist. 508 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:11,610 The fact that we can't see them doesn't mean they aren't there! 509 00:41:11,682 --> 00:41:14,810 If you can't see it, how do you know it's there? 510 00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:18,947 Infrared film. It's sensitive to heat. 511 00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:21,685 Heat makes the image. 512 00:41:21,759 --> 00:41:25,820 The flash from this flashgun saved my life just now. 513 00:41:26,831 --> 00:41:29,595 Now, either you go out and talk to your friends from Washington, 514 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:32,534 or wherever they're from, or I will. 515 00:41:33,805 --> 00:41:37,536 Wait a minute, you - You mean, the light from that flashgun of yours... 516 00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:41,339 stopped this... whatever? Dead in its tracks. 517 00:41:41,412 --> 00:41:44,540 If it had made any. Yeah? 518 00:41:44,615 --> 00:41:46,708 All right, we'll see about that. 519 00:41:48,186 --> 00:41:50,177 Stand by here. 520 00:42:13,678 --> 00:42:16,374 All right, you people. Gather round here, now. 521 00:42:16,447 --> 00:42:19,780 Get that mobile unit with the lights. Bring 'em in here. 522 00:42:19,851 --> 00:42:21,944 And hit the entrance with those big lights. 523 00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:27,222 Where-You're nuts. You're gonna get your heads taken. 524 00:42:55,319 --> 00:42:58,049 Ted, get that man over there. 525 00:42:58,122 --> 00:43:00,283 Somebody get on that fire. 526 00:43:00,358 --> 00:43:03,691 Eddie? Move this out ofhere and get an ambulance in. 527 00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:05,695 Quill- Yeah? Kolchak. 528 00:43:05,763 --> 00:43:08,926 There's gotta be an explanation for this. There's gotta be. Just let me figure it out. 529 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,366 You gotta figure out how you're gonna earn a living from now on, 530 00:43:11,435 --> 00:43:15,064 because of now, you're through as a paperboy in this town. 531 00:43:15,139 --> 00:43:17,607 It had to be the camera. It had to be! What else could it be? 532 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:20,610 The lights! The lights just irritated it. 533 00:43:20,678 --> 00:43:23,738 They wanna talk to you, Captain. Yeah. All right. 534 00:44:19,070 --> 00:44:21,061 It's the recharger! 535 00:44:27,478 --> 00:44:29,776 Hit the front part up there too. 536 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:32,441 Quill! Captain, I got it. 537 00:44:32,516 --> 00:44:35,178 No, look, i-i-it was the camera, but it wasn't the light. 538 00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:37,914 Is this another one of your stupid theories, Kolchak? 539 00:44:37,989 --> 00:44:40,457 Huh? You don't know when you're well off, do you? 540 00:44:40,524 --> 00:44:43,220 No, listen. No. No. It was the battery recharger. 541 00:44:43,294 --> 00:44:46,388 The nickel cadmium batteries in there. They emit a high-pitched whine. 542 00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:48,398 Listen. 543 00:44:48,466 --> 00:44:51,094 It hurts, doesn't it, huh? Who knows what it sounds like to it. 544 00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:54,296 You know what I'd like to do to you, Kolchak? And I'd do it, too, 545 00:44:54,372 --> 00:44:56,897 only you're gonna be dealt with at a much higher level. 546 00:44:56,974 --> 00:44:59,374 I don't care. I don't care. Just get on the walkie-talkie... 547 00:44:59,443 --> 00:45:02,537 and tell your friends from Washington, I figured out how the camera works. 548 00:45:02,613 --> 00:45:05,548 Those people are gonna do to you what me... 549 00:45:05,616 --> 00:45:08,210 and no other cop in this city's ever been able to do. 550 00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:10,219 They're gonna take care of you good. 551 00:45:10,287 --> 00:45:13,654 Once and for all, Kolchak! I don't care about your threats. Just get on the horn and tell 'em. 552 00:45:13,724 --> 00:45:17,353 Don't be stupid, please! You want me to get on the horn? 553 00:45:17,428 --> 00:45:19,419 Get outta here. 554 00:50:35,612 --> 00:50:38,638 They tried to make a little park out of the woods near Snake Rock- 555 00:50:38,716 --> 00:50:41,446 daffodils, tulips-but they couldn't get anything to grow. 556 00:50:41,518 --> 00:50:44,180 There was an area shaped like a saucer at the bottom. 557 00:50:44,254 --> 00:50:46,188 If you want to see it, you'll have to hurry. 558 00:50:46,256 --> 00:50:50,283 Our park commission decided overnight to do extensive reclamation work... 559 00:50:50,361 --> 00:50:52,329 in that particular spot. 560 00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:55,763 They're filling it in with concrete. 561 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:58,996 "What happened? It's all a point of view really. 562 00:50:59,069 --> 00:51:02,664 "A traveler has a breakdown, stops to fix it, gets a road map, has a bite to eat... 563 00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:04,970 "and goes on his way- it's happened to all of us. 564 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:09,536 "This traveler happened to be light-years off his course, 565 00:51:09,613 --> 00:51:12,081 "instead of miles. 566 00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:14,242 "As for me? 567 00:51:14,318 --> 00:51:17,754 "Well, I haven't heard from the boys in the sedan- 568 00:51:19,189 --> 00:51:21,350 yet. " 569 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,950 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51838

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