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You were! 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,789 - Armor Day bump! 11 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,758 - This is my favorite holiday tradition! 12 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,093 - [screams] 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,596 - [crashes, clanking] 14 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,698 - Lucky for him I only used one cheek! 15 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:36,602 - Happy Armor Day, Arc! 16 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,304 - Aww, thanks! 17 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,773 What's Armor Day? 18 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:43,242 - What's Armor Day? 19 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,010 - Not from Astoria, remember? 20 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:46,979 I'm from Seagate, where we have normal holidays 21 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:50,382 like Pretend Wednesday's Thursday Day. 22 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,617 - Seriously? 23 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,819 - Yeah, our holidays are awful. 24 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,388 Let's talk about Armor Day. 25 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,157 - Okay. First, you need to know... 26 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,194 how good I am at brushing your teeth. 27 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,063 - [gags] 28 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,532 - Oh, oh, yes! Brushing someone else's teeth 29 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,567 is my second favorite Armor Day tradition. 30 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,503 I'll brush yours, Warwick. 31 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,372 - No, my teeth still hurt from last year. 32 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:16,375 - PRUDENCE: Oh! It's a tradition! 33 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,077 You're only making it worse by running. 34 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:24,483 - Please tell me what the troll is going on? 35 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,385 - Our traditions may seem weird to you, 36 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,921 but they mean a lot to us. 37 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,889 On Armor Day, we celebrate the story 38 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,759 of the creation of the Armor of Astoria. 39 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:37,796 - This is story time? I love story time! 40 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,532 - [tinkling] 41 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:46,905 - Okay. 42 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:49,308 Start with "Once upon a time..." 43 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:52,945 - I'd rather not. 44 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,848 - Come on, pleeease? 45 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,550 - [sighs] Once upon a time... 46 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,052 - Yay! 47 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,622 - ...the first king of Astoria gathered his wizards 48 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,491 because he knew evil forces 49 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,292 would one day descend upon Astoria. 50 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:10,362 - Pause. Are there scary parts? 51 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,363 - Yes. 52 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,133 - Okay, I just need some warning. 53 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,070 - The first king commanded his wizards 54 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,806 to make an enchanted suit of armor. 55 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,274 The wizards' powerful magic 56 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,277 made whoever wore the armor indestructible. 57 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,113 Hogancross, the wisest wizard, said the armor was... 58 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,548 (imitates Hogancross) ...shinier than 59 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,217 freshly brushed teeth. 60 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,787 - CIARRA: But as the king and his wizards were celebrating, 61 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:38,891 the Shapeshifter snuck into the castle to steal the armor. 62 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:44,062 - [mournful violin music] 63 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,733 - What are you doing? 64 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,368 - I'm adding a suspenseful soundtrack. 65 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:51,937 Too much? 66 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,039 - Eh, keep playing. 67 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,275 - [music continues] 68 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,509 - CIARRA: To prevent the armor 69 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,244 from falling into the hands of evil, 70 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,481 Hogancross cast a powerful spell with his staff. 71 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,149 - [poof] 72 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,685 - CIARRA: The armor was banished to an unknown place, 73 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,820 where it remains to this day. 74 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,789 Armor Day celebrates the hope that one day, 75 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,992 we'll find the armor and use it to keep Astoria safe. 76 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,961 - Aw, man, this is terrible. 77 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,931 - What are you talking about? Armor Day is the best day ever. 78 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,166 - Yeah, but if I don't know all the Armor Day customs, 79 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,402 everyone will realize I don't belong in knight school. 80 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,037 - [deep horn blares] 81 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:26,805 - Oh, man, they're sounding the alarms. 82 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,240 They know I'm not a Dragon Blood. 83 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,641 I-I gotta hide! 84 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:32,311 I gotta go! 85 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,414 - Pull yourself together! 86 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,452 That horn means the festivities are starting. 87 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,653 The safest thing is for you 88 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,855 to hide in here for the day and lay low. 89 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:47,192 - I gotta stay in here? By myself? 90 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,927 On the best day ever? 91 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,762 - I'm sorry, but I don't know any other way 92 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,165 to keep your secret safe. 93 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,833 - Okay, go have fun. 94 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,570 I'll just be here... 95 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,739 having a sad dance party. 96 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,010 [sadly] ? Go Arc, so lonely ? 97 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,749 - ? Whoa, oh, oh... hey ? 98 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,517 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 99 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,920 ? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ? 100 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,588 ? Ah ? 101 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,190 ? Whoa, oh, oh... hey ? 102 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,092 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 103 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,361 ? Oh, we will be here ? 104 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,463 ? We are the Knight Squad ? 105 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,064 ? Hey ? 106 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,736 - ? Ah ? 107 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,536 ? Na, na, nana ? 108 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,439 ? Na, na, nana, na, na ? 109 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,841 - Hey, Buttercup. 110 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,509 I'm rigging the saltshaker so that... 111 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,911 - [salt sprinkling] 112 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,213 - That'll happen! 113 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,582 Ha, ha! You got Saged. 114 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,086 - Happy Armor Day! Boy, you got Saged. 115 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,723 Speaking of which, present time! 116 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,495 It's a diorama of the day we met at knight school. 117 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,131 Here's the mean kids laughing at me. 118 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,699 - Oh, yeah. 119 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,835 And that's me, telling them to leave you alone or I'll... 120 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:07,172 - BOTH:... use their windpipes as crazy straws. 121 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,044 - Aww, this is so sweet, Butty Butt. 122 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,112 Now, my gift to you... 123 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,814 is, um... 124 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,084 the honor of carrying it home for me. 125 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,886 - Yay! I have a job! 126 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,057 - [door shuts] 127 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,260 - Sage, Sage, Sage. 128 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,896 - Fizz! Try the salt. 129 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,334 - Buttercup gave you a present, and you gave her a job? 130 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,468 - She was thrilled. 131 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,070 - She's heartbroken! 132 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,404 - How would you know? 133 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,473 - I've broken a few hearts in my day. 134 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,243 - I think I would know if Buttercup was upset. 135 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,945 She's my bestie. 136 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:51,350 - Or maybe you're the worst bestie ever. 137 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,818 A worstie! 138 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,687 - Why are you even talking to me? 139 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,557 Are you, like, the... knight school janitor? 140 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,158 - That's right, I clean things. 141 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,627 And right now, mm, you're a mess. 142 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,799 - Fine. What's a good Armor Day gift? 143 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:11,536 - Get her something beautiful, like... 144 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,472 a unicorn blossom. 145 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,540 - Those are almost impossible to find. 146 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:16,908 - You're welcome. 147 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,978 - I didn't say thank you. 148 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,279 - [whispers] You will. 149 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,716 - ? Na, na, na, na ? 150 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:25,984 ? Oh ? 151 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,155 Is he afraid Prudy's butt will bump him over the cliff? 152 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,792 - It's not my fault you non-giants 153 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,027 are so easily airborne. 154 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,095 - Arc's not feeling well. 155 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,597 He, um... 156 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,165 swallowed a toothbrush. 157 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,100 - Ah, been there. 158 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,471 - Oh, there's Sir Gareth. Let's ask him. 159 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,206 - Sir Gareth, we were wondering if we could p... 160 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,710 - ...perform your ridiculous Armor Day dance thing? 161 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:52,911 No. 162 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,680 - Well, actually, it's a song and dance revue called... 163 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:59,217 - BOTH: "The Sound of Armor." 164 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,486 - Yes, you-you did it last year. 165 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,622 And it still haunts my dreams. 166 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:10,429 - Don't listen to him. Your show is hilarious. 167 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:11,997 - It's not a comedy. 168 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,068 - [poof] 169 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,872 - Happy Armor Day, Sir Gareth! 170 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:25,210 - Wizard Hogancross, so nice of you to poof in. 171 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,913 Perhaps a little... pre-poof warning next time. 172 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,283 - Oh, stop dithering and get the students' attention. 173 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:32,284 I'll help. 174 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:33,485 - [zap] 175 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:36,021 - [trumpets like an elephant] 176 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,989 - Students! 177 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:43,195 Yea, I'm the great and powerful wizard, Hogancross. 178 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,563 Ooh! 179 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,701 - Wow, Hogancross has to be a thousand years old. 180 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,270 - [indignantly] I'm 985! 181 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,441 - You're gonna make us do the elephant thing, aren't you? 182 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,444 - [trumpeting like elephants] 183 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,712 - [snickering] 184 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,747 - One squad will have the extreme honor 185 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,151 of hosting Wizard Hogancross for our Armor Day feast. 186 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,019 - And you will hide... 187 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,521 - [zap] 188 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,890 - HOGANCROSS:... the chocolate armor. 189 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,693 - [laughs] Who wants to volunteer to host? 190 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,862 - Ugh, that thing sounds like a nightmare. 191 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,965 We don't want him to pick us. Stop smiling! 192 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,601 - I can't! I have resting happy face. 193 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:28,473 - Which squad has the most Armor Day spirit? 194 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:31,309 - ARC: Happy Armor Daaaaay! 195 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,811 - [thud] 196 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,547 - Toothbrushes for everybody! 197 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,249 - Oh, no. 198 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,183 - Toothbrushes! 199 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,818 - [toothbrushes clacking on ground] 200 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,120 - Sir Gareth? Open up. 201 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:49,060 - Clearly this flippy young lad has the most spirit. 202 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,195 - Boom! 203 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,365 Phoenix Squad wins. See you at the feast. 204 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,966 - Yeah! 205 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,668 I heard the words "win" and "feast." 206 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,936 That's never bad. 207 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,338 - That's very bad. 208 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,008 The hosts have to know everything about Armor Day. 209 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,009 - Relax. 210 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,177 We know the customs. We're all Dragon Bloods. 211 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,279 - Right. 212 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,081 Imagine how bad it would be if we weren't. 213 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:15,720 - The best part is the hosts are in charge of entertainment. 214 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,055 - Sir Gareth? [chuckles] 215 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,057 You can't have dinner without a... 216 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,892 - BOTH:... show! 217 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,127 - No! 218 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,496 - I'm sorry, did you say no? Or... 219 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,830 - BOTH:... show? 220 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,833 - Uh, no. 221 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,707 - You were supposed to lay low. 222 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,375 - Well, I can't prove I belong here 223 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,879 if I'm stuck in the rec room bump bumping like a chump. 224 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,181 - Well, now we have to host the feast for Hogancross. 225 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,351 - He's the wizard from the story? 226 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,788 You think he'll let me touch his beard? 227 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,992 - Arc, he's gonna expect perfection at the feast. 228 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,428 One false move and you'll be kicked out of knight school. 229 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,029 - Come on, he's a sweet old guy. 230 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,798 - HOGANCROSS: [yells indignantly] 231 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:03,835 Brushing your own teeth on Armor Day? 232 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,238 You don't belong in knight school! 233 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,707 Be gone! 234 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,208 - [zap, poof] 235 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,879 - Still think he's a sweet old guy? 236 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,718 - ? Oh, nana ? 237 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,654 ? Nana, na, na, na ? 238 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,056 - This-this-this is gonna be okay, okay? 239 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,958 Hogancross is not gonna poof me away. 240 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,593 I'm not freaking out! 241 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,965 - If only someone had told you to lay low. 242 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,600 Oh, wait, someone did. 243 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,937 - I should've listened to you. I'm sorry. 244 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,739 Please help me stay in knight school. 245 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,841 - I'm not going to help you. 246 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,310 - [tinkling] 247 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,479 - I'm gonna help you! 248 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,114 - But you're the same person. 249 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,183 You do know that, right? 250 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,153 - Of course I know that. 251 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,888 But you'll actually listen to me as the princess 252 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,256 because I intimidate you. 253 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,524 - That's not true. 254 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,027 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. 255 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,896 - Okay, we have six hours to get you ready. 256 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,564 Let's hit the books. 257 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,968 - Bookshelf, give me every book on Armor Day customs. 258 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,137 - [whooshing, whacking] 259 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,675 - Or let the books hit you! 260 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,346 - ? 261 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,149 ? Nana, na, na ? 262 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,317 - Ooh, how much for this orange? 263 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,020 And do you charge for Armor Day giftwrapping? 264 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,555 - An orange?! - [yelps] 265 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,360 - You're giving your bestie rotten fruit? 266 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:39,097 - I looked everywhere. No one sells unicorn blossoms. 267 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,900 So she's just gonna have to take this disgusting orange. 268 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,568 Do better, Larry. 269 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,539 - You can't buy a unicorn blossom. 270 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:48,707 You have to pick one. 271 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,208 - [scoffs] No way! 272 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,310 They only grow in the pit of explosions! 273 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,913 And to get there, you have to cross the River of Fire 274 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,715 and go through the Forest of Stabby Things. 275 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,084 - Spoken like a true worstie. 276 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,952 - I am not a worstie! 277 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,022 Fine, I'll do it. 278 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,457 But not because you told me to. 279 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:12,731 - [pipe and drum festival music] 280 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,435 - Some corn, Wizard Hogancross? 281 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,737 - Delightful! 282 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,506 - Some butter? 283 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,807 - [splat] 284 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,076 - Ah, pit butter! Marvelous. 285 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,980 I must say, young Arc, 286 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,383 you are nailing every Armor Day tradition. 287 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,718 Good show! 288 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,058 - He's impressed... by you! 289 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,594 - I'm just as surprised as you are. 290 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,529 - A toast! 291 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:49,167 Phoenix Squad, this feast was extremely lit. 292 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,903 To Armor Day! 293 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,105 - ALL: To Armor Day! 294 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,375 - Oh, Wizard, now it's time for you to find the chocolate armor. 295 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,846 - Not so fast. First, I must complete 296 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,850 the ceremonial 15 spin. 297 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,152 - [enthusiastic applause] 298 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,654 - Oh, wait, are you sure you should be spinning at... 299 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,889 your age, Your Wizardness? 300 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,026 - Nonsense! Witness the Hogancross tornado. 301 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,761 [inhales deeply] 302 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,468 - ALL: [slowly] Onnnneeee. 303 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,277 Twoooo. 304 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,915 - My hiding place is awesome. 305 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,883 He's never gonna find that chocolate armor. 306 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,785 - What? He's supposed to find it. 307 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,588 He pretends to look, but it's always hidden under his chair. 308 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,723 - Oh, man, I-I must've learned so many things today, 309 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,158 I-I forgot one. 310 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,194 - Because you took five books to the head! 311 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,697 - Well, the good news is... is that it's... 312 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,399 it's technically under his chair. 313 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,967 Way under. 314 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,204 Way... way, way under. 315 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,641 - Please tell me you didn't throw it off the cliff. 316 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,510 - I threw it off the cliff. 317 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,578 - ? Hey, hey, hey ? 318 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,949 - ? 319 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,684 ? Hey, hey ? 320 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,619 ? Hey, hey, hey ? 321 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,821 - As soon as Hogancross finishes the 15 spins, 322 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,356 he's gonna look for the chocolate armor. 323 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,791 That could be any second. 324 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,829 - ALL: Seveeeen 325 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,533 - Okay, not any second, but soon. 326 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,035 - I don't know why I thought I could fake being a Dragon Blood. 327 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,138 - Clearly I don't belong here. - You can't just give up. 328 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,607 - Great, another thing I can't do. 329 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,945 - Well, we can still fix this. We just have to buy some time. 330 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,115 - CROWD: Eiiiight. 331 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,017 - Wizard Hogancross! 332 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,785 We have a special surprise for you. 333 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,688 - Ooh, I do love surprises. 334 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,493 - It's a song and dance revue called "The Sound of Armor"! 335 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,997 - Oh my goblin! - Prudy, it's happening! 336 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,232 - No, no, this is not happening. 337 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,634 I clearly said... 338 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,202 and they're wearing sparkly outfits. 339 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,970 - [drumroll] 340 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,539 - Say, Warwick, what's that sound? 341 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,575 - I hear it. It's getting louder. 342 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,442 It's... 343 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,512 - BOTH:... the sound of armor! 344 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,918 - Five, six, seven, eight. 345 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,753 - [rhythmic cymbal intro] 346 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,155 [Sung to the tune of "The Hot Honey Rag"] 347 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,657 ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ? 348 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,491 ? Armor ? 349 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,992 ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ? 350 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:28,927 ? A wizard ? 351 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,295 ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ? 352 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,696 ? Toothbrush ? 353 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,999 - I'm not watching this. You-you can't make me! 354 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,100 - Oh, yes I can. 355 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,435 - [zap] 356 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,772 - I can't... I can't close my eyes! 357 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,607 - [music continues] 358 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,084 - Okay, let's find that armor. 359 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,953 Arc, hurry up! 360 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,654 - ARC: [screams] 361 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,690 - [thud] 362 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,192 - Too much hurrying. 363 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,328 - Oops! 364 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,396 Guess my hands are still covered in pit butter. 365 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,136 - I don't see the armor. What are we gonna do? 366 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,172 - We're gonna hide 'cause there's a giant packrat coming! 367 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,974 - [clacking] 368 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,711 - [deep, long burp] 369 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,682 - Ugh! That thing's digusting! 370 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,684 - Yeah, we have them all over Seagate. 371 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,721 They're half human, half rat, and love trash. 372 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,758 - Oh, a broken umbrella! Bada bing! 373 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,165 - The chocolate armor! Let's get it! 374 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,500 - Oh, we have to be careful. 375 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,335 They have a deadly venomous tail. 376 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,603 Watch. 377 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,507 - [sizzling] 378 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,344 - That'll teach ya to sneak up on me, rock! 379 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,082 - Oh, man! She's in a bad mood. 380 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,686 - That's a she? 381 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,522 - Isn't it obvious? 382 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,394 - ? 383 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,361 ? Ha ? 384 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,362 ? Na, na, nana ? 385 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,598 ? Na, na, nana, na, na ? 386 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,901 - Ooh, that looks yummy! 387 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,136 - Warlock! - [snaps] 388 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,771 - Get the lady a fruit punch. 389 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,938 - Comin' right up! 390 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,374 - [thud] 391 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:29,714 - [slurps] 392 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,283 Mm, just like Momma used to punch! 393 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,551 [giggles] 394 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,454 - [pants] 395 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,524 [coughs] 396 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,426 - Sage, are okay? 397 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,661 - [scoffs] Been better. 398 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,631 Happy... Armor Day! 399 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,533 - An Armor Day gift from you? 400 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,501 But... you're my bestie! 401 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,904 That's a present I get every day. 402 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,306 - Aww, that's so sweet. 403 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,141 It makes me uncomfortable. Open the box. 404 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,279 - [sniffs] [shrieks] 405 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,513 A unicorn blossom! 406 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,048 I'm super... allergic to those! 407 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,283 [snorts] [yelps] 408 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,818 - What? Are you serious? 409 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,787 - Oh, right, you mentioned that yesterday! 410 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:10,888 - [sneezes] 411 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,056 - Fizzwick! 412 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,425 You told me this would be the perfect Armor Day gift! 413 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,494 - It is the perfect gift... for my mom! 414 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,162 That's why I tricked you! 415 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,397 - Are you serious? 416 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,099 - I can't feel my tongue! 417 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,435 - Nice seeing you, Buttercup! Happy Armor Day! 418 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,840 - Remind me to exact my revenge on that twerp! 419 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,942 - [blubbering] Yay, I have another job! 420 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,045 - ? 421 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,146 ? Hey ? 422 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,548 - How are we gonna get him away from the armor? 423 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,317 - Don't worry. I have a plan. 424 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,885 - Ugh! 425 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,554 Your plan stinks. 426 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,124 - Exactly. Packrats love dirty socks. 427 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,362 - [sniffs] 428 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,231 Oh, socks! 429 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,633 Bada boom, bada booyah! 430 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,705 - Okay, I'll go grab the armor. 431 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,208 - Uh, maybe I should grab it. You have pit butter hands. 432 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,745 - [clanks] 433 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:08,946 - Hey! 434 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,816 Get your mitts off my trash! 435 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,018 - [sizzling] 436 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:14,952 - [growls] 437 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,787 Give me back my stuff, you mooks! 438 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,223 - [sizzling] 439 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,558 - [growls] 440 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,260 - Toss me the armor! 441 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,564 - You mess with the rat, you get the tail! 442 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,966 - [sizzling] 443 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,402 - Oh, quick, get to the rope! Packrats are afraid of heights. 444 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,104 - [suspenseful music] 445 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,773 - Arc, jump! 446 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,975 - PACKRAT: [grunts frantically] 447 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,348 - CIARRA: Happy Armor Day! 448 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,784 - [cheerfully] Thanks! Hope you fall! 449 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,288 - ? Armor, armor, armor, yeah ? 450 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,956 ? Do, do, dodo, do ? 451 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,057 ? Magic ? 452 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,227 [drumroll] 453 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,864 ? 454 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,967 - I haven't seen moves like that 455 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,037 since I was on "Dancing With the Wizards." 456 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,207 - Good goblin, Wizard, let me blink! 457 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,474 - [zap] 458 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,310 - Oh, so dry! 459 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,946 - [sizzling] - [screams in pain] 460 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,215 Why is there a cup of lemon juice on the table! 461 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,620 - Oh, Wizard Hogancross, 462 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,523 all that's left is the hunt for the chocolate armor. 463 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,393 - Ah. Let the search begin. 464 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,363 Where oh where can it be? 465 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:39,237 Where oh where... ahh! Found it! 466 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,943 This was a perfect Armor Day feast. 467 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,679 Thank you, Phoenix Squad... 468 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,716 and especially young Arc. 469 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,619 - That's me. I'm Arc! 470 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,954 I did it! 471 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,223 - Of course you did, because you belong here. 472 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,260 - Even though I'm not from Astoria? 473 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,962 - Especially because you're not from Astoria. 474 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,797 You know things the rest of us don't. 475 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,233 That's what's gonna make you a great knight. 476 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,836 - Thanks. It'd mean a lot more 477 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,771 if you could tell me that as the princess. 478 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,973 - Don't ruin this. 479 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,109 - Well, students, it's getting late 480 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,178 for an 1,000-year-old man to be up. 481 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,147 Wizards... [clears throat]... 482 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,482 we bounce. 483 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,783 - [poof] 484 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,119 - Oh, I'm so glad he's gone. 485 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:29,954 - [poof] 486 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,122 - And he's back. 487 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,659 I missed you. 488 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,127 - Hold that. 489 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:42,667 I so loved your show. I must see it one more time. 490 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,237 - Oh my goblin! - Prudy, it's happening again! 491 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,374 - Five, six, seven, eight! 492 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,009 - ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ? 493 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:52,810 ? Armor ? 494 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,245 ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ? 495 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,379 ? Wizard ? 496 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,317 - [yelling in agony] No! 497 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,323 Corrected & Synced by Bakugan 498 00:22:01,373 --> 00:22:05,923 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34025

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