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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,101 - Hey, Mr. Kim. - Roger. Oh! 2 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,271 I think your niece will like this. 3 00:00:10,272 --> 00:00:11,339 Free of charge. 4 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:12,406 - Thanks. - (CHUCKLES) 5 00:00:12,407 --> 00:00:13,790 Very nice of you to remember that. 6 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:15,459 - You is welcome. - (DOORBELL CHIMES) 7 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:17,044 RESHMA: Morning, Mr. Kim. 8 00:00:17,045 --> 00:00:18,512 Oh, good morning, Reshma. 9 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:19,780 NAYA: Hi, Mr. Kim. 10 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:20,881 Hello, Naya. 11 00:00:23,418 --> 00:00:24,585 How do you know that? 12 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:25,686 Know what? 13 00:00:25,921 --> 00:00:27,355 Well I don't want to sound... 14 00:00:27,923 --> 00:00:29,457 You know, but... 15 00:00:30,158 --> 00:00:31,258 With the... 16 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:36,130 Reshma always look at the bell when she open the door. 17 00:00:36,231 --> 00:00:38,833 Naya always nod head when she say hello. 18 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:40,635 Reshma like mascara. 19 00:00:40,636 --> 00:00:41,903 Naya like eyeliner. 20 00:00:41,904 --> 00:00:43,004 It's not hard. 21 00:00:43,505 --> 00:00:45,373 Just have to care for customer. 22 00:00:46,475 --> 00:00:47,942 Well, it's impressive. 23 00:00:47,943 --> 00:00:49,577 Oh, and you're out of sea salt. 24 00:00:49,912 --> 00:00:51,712 Oh, just in the back. I get for you. 25 00:00:51,713 --> 00:00:52,813 Thank you. 26 00:00:55,951 --> 00:00:57,084 Hi. 27 00:00:57,786 --> 00:00:59,120 RESHMA: Just to let you know, 28 00:00:59,121 --> 00:01:01,188 he gets it wrong about 50% of the time. 29 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:02,490 NAYA: But he tries. 30 00:01:04,092 --> 00:01:05,459 (APPA LAUGHING) 31 00:01:05,694 --> 00:01:08,162 You find everything you want, Reshma? 32 00:01:08,163 --> 00:01:10,164 NAYA: Yes Mr. Kim, thank you. 33 00:01:10,165 --> 00:01:11,299 Hmm. 34 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,267 - Have to know. - Yeah. 35 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:15,469 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 36 00:01:26,631 --> 00:01:33,731 Subtitle sync and corrections by 37 00:01:37,693 --> 00:01:38,793 Hello. 38 00:01:39,628 --> 00:01:40,728 Wow. 39 00:01:41,396 --> 00:01:43,130 You look exactly like your Oh Mo Nim. 40 00:01:43,832 --> 00:01:44,966 Excuse me? 41 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:47,201 Sorry, Edwin Carter. 42 00:01:48,136 --> 00:01:49,236 Hi. 43 00:01:49,404 --> 00:01:50,604 Are you a friend of my mom's? 44 00:01:50,605 --> 00:01:52,106 From a long time ago, 45 00:01:52,107 --> 00:01:53,574 in the land of the morning calm. 46 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:55,910 Uh, Korea. 47 00:01:56,078 --> 00:01:57,378 Oh, okay. 48 00:01:57,379 --> 00:01:58,913 I'm Janet, her daughter. 49 00:01:58,914 --> 00:02:00,281 Nice to meet you, Janet. 50 00:02:00,282 --> 00:02:01,949 Is your mother around? 51 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,870 My parents are actually at the wholesaler's, 52 00:02:03,952 --> 00:02:05,486 but they'll be back 53 00:02:06,321 --> 00:02:07,655 45 minutes ago. 54 00:02:07,656 --> 00:02:09,256 So I have no idea. 55 00:02:09,424 --> 00:02:10,491 Can I take a message? 56 00:02:10,492 --> 00:02:12,460 Just tell her that Choom Choo nun Gom 57 00:02:12,461 --> 00:02:13,794 is in town for a couple of days, 58 00:02:13,795 --> 00:02:15,274 and would love to get together. 59 00:02:15,964 --> 00:02:17,064 Who's in town? 60 00:02:17,165 --> 00:02:18,833 The Dancing Bear. 61 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:20,568 She'll get it. (CHUCKLES) 62 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,203 Will she be back by 4:00? 63 00:02:22,204 --> 00:02:24,205 - Should be. I'll let her know. - Okay. 64 00:02:24,606 --> 00:02:25,739 Thanks, Janet. 65 00:02:31,179 --> 00:02:32,446 (TOILET GURGLING) 66 00:02:34,182 --> 00:02:35,916 (HANDLE RATTLING) 67 00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:40,921 Hey, how come the toilet's not flushing? 68 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,023 Because I fixed it? 69 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:44,069 You fixed it, so now it's not flushing? 70 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:46,103 No, I fixed it from spraying all over the place. 71 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:47,972 - Why was it doing that? - Because I broke it. 72 00:02:47,973 --> 00:02:50,019 And then I turned the water off. And that fixed it. 73 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,575 So now, you can't use the toilet. 74 00:02:51,576 --> 00:02:53,677 No, you can use it. You just can't flush it. 75 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:55,746 Or you can use the bucket to flush it down. 76 00:02:55,747 --> 00:02:56,981 What bucket? 77 00:02:56,982 --> 00:02:58,522 I guess we need a bucket. (CHUCKLES) 78 00:02:58,617 --> 00:02:59,684 I'm going to work. 79 00:02:59,685 --> 00:03:01,085 No, you're the fix-it guy. 80 00:03:01,086 --> 00:03:02,153 Call the landlord. 81 00:03:02,154 --> 00:03:03,988 Come on, he's worse than me. 82 00:03:03,989 --> 00:03:05,356 And he always wants to wrestle. 83 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:06,657 So call Janet. 84 00:03:06,658 --> 00:03:07,961 She'll give you my Appa's tools, 85 00:03:07,962 --> 00:03:09,696 and then, you can fix it yourself. 86 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:11,655 Dude, I almost drowned fixing it the first time. 87 00:03:11,656 --> 00:03:12,596 Good luck. 88 00:03:12,597 --> 00:03:14,632 - Enjoy your fancy work toilet. - I will. 89 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,968 Traffic in this city is worst in whole world! 90 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:19,704 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Janet. 91 00:03:19,705 --> 00:03:22,673 Construction make whole street like a parking lot. 92 00:03:22,674 --> 00:03:25,042 I should just give worker ten dollar, and say, 93 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:27,745 "I'll be back for my car in two hour!" Aeeshcham. 94 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:30,448 Oh, Umma, a guy came in to see you. Edwin? 95 00:03:30,716 --> 00:03:31,849 Choom-choo? 96 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:33,884 - Dancing Bear was here? - Seriously? 97 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:34,952 He was here today? 98 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,333 Yeah, he said he'd pop by later. 99 00:03:36,855 --> 00:03:38,122 - Don't tell Appa. - Why not? 100 00:03:38,123 --> 00:03:39,256 No reason. 101 00:03:39,257 --> 00:03:40,424 Appa don't like Edwin. 102 00:03:40,926 --> 00:03:42,359 - Why not? - No reason. 103 00:03:42,728 --> 00:03:43,994 Long time ago story. 104 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:46,864 Problem is, they keep building condo downtown. 105 00:03:46,865 --> 00:03:48,366 But who can afford, huh? 106 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:49,867 Last time I check, 107 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:51,969 no millionaire refugee. (SCOFFS) 108 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,038 - Stupid. - Okay Janet, 109 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:56,941 come upstairs with me, finish telling me funny story. 110 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:59,310 JANET: I think you were going to tell me a funny story. 111 00:03:59,311 --> 00:04:00,411 Stop. 112 00:04:02,614 --> 00:04:03,881 I like funny story. 113 00:04:04,449 --> 00:04:07,651 Oh, this is a funny story for lady. 114 00:04:07,786 --> 00:04:08,886 Okay, go. 115 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:14,525 It's no big deal. 116 00:04:14,926 --> 00:04:17,328 I knew him when I was a dancer. 117 00:04:17,662 --> 00:04:18,796 When were you a dancer? 118 00:04:18,797 --> 00:04:20,297 Before I met Appa. 119 00:04:20,298 --> 00:04:22,433 Edwin and me win dance competition. 120 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:24,502 At US Army base in Korea. 121 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:26,604 Why were you at a US Army base? 122 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:28,639 Edwin was colonel and 123 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,641 and I was a teacher at the school there. 124 00:04:30,642 --> 00:04:33,277 Okay, you're kind of blowing my mind right now. 125 00:04:33,412 --> 00:04:35,613 You were a teacher and a dancer. 126 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,281 Dancing just for fun. 127 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:39,583 Teaching for money. Also sell hats. 128 00:04:39,985 --> 00:04:41,318 So many pretty hat. 129 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:43,287 But not much money in selling hat. 130 00:04:43,622 --> 00:04:45,242 Okay, I'm less interested in the hats. 131 00:04:46,091 --> 00:04:47,691 Did you and Edwin date? 132 00:04:47,692 --> 00:04:50,628 No, no. Just dancing. 133 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:54,365 But sometime, we go eat, maybe movie. 134 00:04:54,366 --> 00:04:55,466 Oh, my God, 135 00:04:55,901 --> 00:04:57,501 Edwin is an old boyfriend. 136 00:04:57,669 --> 00:04:59,003 Shh! 137 00:04:59,104 --> 00:05:00,938 Does Appa know you dated Edwin? 138 00:05:01,239 --> 00:05:02,773 Yeah, he know Edwin. 139 00:05:04,009 --> 00:05:05,376 Not what I asked, Umma. 140 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:08,879 Hey, Ajushee. It's me, Kimchee. 141 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,848 Hey Kimchee, it's me, Ajushee. 142 00:05:10,949 --> 00:05:13,050 Is, ah, Janet around? 143 00:05:14,586 --> 00:05:15,686 You see her? 144 00:05:15,687 --> 00:05:17,855 No, it's just that she said I could borrow some tools. 145 00:05:17,856 --> 00:05:20,324 My tools. If you borrow, I never get back. 146 00:05:20,325 --> 00:05:21,908 No, no, no, we've borrowed them before. 147 00:05:21,909 --> 00:05:23,009 You always get them back. 148 00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:24,628 Who is "we"? 149 00:05:24,629 --> 00:05:25,772 KIMCHEE: Me and my roommate. 150 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:28,732 - You roommate? - Yeah, uh, he's just a guy... 151 00:05:28,733 --> 00:05:30,433 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) ...that I live with. 152 00:05:30,435 --> 00:05:31,535 My roommate. 153 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:33,804 I know this roommate? 154 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:35,606 Uh, you tell me. 155 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:37,374 No, you tell me. 156 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,143 No, you tell me. 157 00:05:39,244 --> 00:05:40,644 No, you tell me. 158 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:43,214 Okay, I feel like this can go on for a long time. 159 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:44,715 My roommate's at work, 160 00:05:44,716 --> 00:05:46,736 and I need to borrow your tools to fix my toilet. 161 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:48,686 And, can I please use your toilet? 162 00:05:48,687 --> 00:05:50,221 Okay, I come help. 163 00:05:50,222 --> 00:05:51,555 No, no, Ajushee, I got this. 164 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:53,390 You want the fix? I help fix. 165 00:05:53,692 --> 00:05:55,159 - (GROANING) Okay... - Good. 166 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,727 I go get the tool belt. 167 00:06:00,465 --> 00:06:02,967 This is exciting. I've never actually played golf. 168 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:04,508 Well, technically you still haven't. 169 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:07,938 Just press that key right over there. 170 00:06:09,074 --> 00:06:11,408 Got it. What's the flag doing? 171 00:06:11,409 --> 00:06:12,709 Oh, that's the wind direction. 172 00:06:13,578 --> 00:06:17,081 So, to swing, you just tap control-S, like this. 173 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:19,906 - Was that a good one? - (CHEERING PLAYS) 174 00:06:19,907 --> 00:06:20,764 Listen to the crowd. 175 00:06:20,765 --> 00:06:23,220 Oh, oh, oh, you're on the green. 176 00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:24,622 I'm good at this. 177 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:26,824 (MOBILE PHONE BUZZES) 178 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:31,495 It's Kimchee. I should probably call him back. 179 00:06:31,496 --> 00:06:33,796 There's a very slim chance that it's actually important. 180 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:36,133 Sure. I've got to get back to this anyway. 181 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,068 I mean, not golf, but the payroll. 182 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,537 People gots to get paid. (CHUCKLES) 183 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:42,540 I guess I'll see you Monday? 184 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:43,908 Not if I see you first. 185 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:45,172 Actually, I will see you first. 186 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:46,283 I'm here before everybody. 187 00:06:46,284 --> 00:06:48,012 The early bird. Worm. 188 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:50,437 You know what would be helpful, 189 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:52,449 is if sometimes, you just told me to stop talking. 190 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:54,485 I mean nicely, but that would be helpful. 191 00:06:54,486 --> 00:06:56,526 I'm still talking. See, this would be a perfect time 192 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,377 for you to say it. 193 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:58,389 Stop talking? 194 00:06:58,657 --> 00:07:00,190 We'll work on it on Monday. 195 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,898 JUNG: You were supposed to borrow the tools, not my dad. 196 00:07:07,899 --> 00:07:09,466 You know him. He's unstoppable. 197 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:11,235 He's like the Terminator with slippers. 198 00:07:11,236 --> 00:07:12,970 And he's on his way up, so deal with it. 199 00:07:12,971 --> 00:07:14,805 But I was about to come home. 200 00:07:14,806 --> 00:07:16,273 Well, nobody's stopping you. 201 00:07:16,274 --> 00:07:18,509 Yeah, not how I wanted to spend my Saturday. 202 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:20,998 Well, none of this would have happened if you had fixed the toilet. 203 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,246 Or, if you hadn't broken it. 204 00:07:22,247 --> 00:07:23,981 Or if some guy hadn't invented toilets. 205 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,685 How far back are we taking this blame game? 206 00:07:25,686 --> 00:07:27,153 Just call me when he's gone. 207 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:30,888 (SIGHS) 208 00:07:32,023 --> 00:07:33,123 (HUFFS) 209 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:38,262 - Lots of stair. - Yeah. 210 00:07:38,563 --> 00:07:39,964 Did you find a good place to park? 211 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:42,232 Yeah. Almost back at the store. 212 00:07:44,035 --> 00:07:45,135 So... 213 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,304 This is where you live? 214 00:07:47,672 --> 00:07:49,306 With your roommate? 215 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:50,841 Yup. 216 00:07:52,911 --> 00:07:54,511 The bathroom's back here. 217 00:07:55,246 --> 00:07:57,114 Yeah. Okay. 218 00:08:03,922 --> 00:08:05,222 Yeah, it does that. 219 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:09,960 Oh, hi, Janet. 220 00:08:10,595 --> 00:08:12,329 Umma! You look... 221 00:08:12,998 --> 00:08:14,064 Wow. 222 00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:17,301 What? Just ordinary, everyday me. 223 00:08:17,502 --> 00:08:18,602 (SCOFFS) 224 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,137 Is this for Edwin? 225 00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:21,205 No, no. 226 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:23,307 Just, I look in mirror, and I think, 227 00:08:23,308 --> 00:08:24,408 "You can do better." 228 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:26,276 Umma... 229 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:28,212 Edwin is old friend. 230 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:29,813 Haven't seen in 30 years. 231 00:08:29,814 --> 00:08:31,381 Wouldn't you want to look nice? 232 00:08:31,983 --> 00:08:33,517 You look more than nice. 233 00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:36,186 Janet, you probably don't believe, 234 00:08:36,621 --> 00:08:39,623 but when I was your age, men would fight over me. 235 00:08:40,191 --> 00:08:42,226 I'm sure they were breaking down the door. 236 00:08:42,227 --> 00:08:44,061 No, door was open, 237 00:08:44,062 --> 00:08:46,063 but they knock over table full of food. 238 00:08:46,464 --> 00:08:48,565 - This actually happened? - Yeah. 239 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,868 Yeah. I was dancing with Edwin, 240 00:08:50,869 --> 00:08:53,404 and your Appa explode in. So jealous. 241 00:08:53,405 --> 00:08:55,239 Appa fought Edwin over you? 242 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,307 You never see Appa so angry. 243 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,642 Poor Edwin. 244 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:01,578 He spent so much money on ring. 245 00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:03,347 After fight, they never find ring. 246 00:09:03,782 --> 00:09:05,282 Edwin proposed? 247 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:08,118 No, not enough I think. I go fix. 248 00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:12,184 I thought you said you'd done this before, Ajushee. 249 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,587 Yeah, Yeah. Just check YouTube. 250 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:18,062 Okay, yeah. They doing like how I do. 251 00:09:18,063 --> 00:09:21,632 Okay. Next, take slip joint plier. 252 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,268 - These? - Yeah. 253 00:09:24,469 --> 00:09:25,736 Plier with slip joint. 254 00:09:26,271 --> 00:09:29,940 Okay. Near base of overflow tube, 255 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,809 turn clockwise. 256 00:09:33,411 --> 00:09:34,845 (GRUNTS) 257 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,548 Are you sure we shouldn't be going counter-clockwise? 258 00:09:37,549 --> 00:09:38,615 Sometimes stuck. 259 00:09:38,616 --> 00:09:39,796 - Twist harder. - (GROANING) 260 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:41,051 (BOTH YELLING) 261 00:09:41,052 --> 00:09:43,587 - You turn wrong way! - I did the way you told me to! 262 00:09:43,588 --> 00:09:45,171 - I say clockwise. - I did it clockwise! 263 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:46,673 Aeeshcham! 264 00:09:47,892 --> 00:09:49,793 (SIGHS) Now we have to replace ballcock. 265 00:09:50,395 --> 00:09:51,495 (SNICKERING QUIETLY) 266 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:52,930 What? 267 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:55,666 What's so funny? Ballcock is broken. 268 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:58,402 Ballcock? The word. It's funny. 269 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:01,638 (EXCLAIMING) Hey! 270 00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:03,774 - Hey! - -That's funny. Hmm? 271 00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,810 - Stop it! - (LAUGHING) 272 00:10:08,646 --> 00:10:09,746 Ballcock. 273 00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:16,424 SHANNON: (ON SPEAKER) Give it up for 274 00:10:16,425 --> 00:10:18,426 our opening act, Destiny's Child. 275 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:21,662 And now, all the way from Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia, 276 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,699 Miss Shannon Ross! 277 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,767 (IMITATES CROWD CHEERING) 278 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,537 Thanks guys, that means a lot. 279 00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:31,906 I'm going to kick tonight off with a new song. 280 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:34,375 It's called, Crushin' It. 281 00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:39,146 ? I'm closing up the store and I'm crushin' it ? 282 00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:42,683 ? Finished up the payroll and I'm crushin' it ? 283 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,853 ? Probably should go home, I'm not rushin' it ? 284 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:50,491 ? And I'm gonna get some wine, I am lushin' it ? 285 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:54,762 ? Oh, when my hair gets knotty I'm brushin' it ? 286 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:57,331 ? Got me some potatoes, I'm mushin'... ? 287 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,034 I thought you went home. 288 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,203 No, I was doing some work in the back. 289 00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:06,073 I don't do this very often. 290 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:07,842 Why don't I believe you? 291 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,345 So Beyonce was here? 292 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,314 You just missed her. 293 00:11:13,815 --> 00:11:14,915 (CHUCKLING) 294 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,551 But, your mommy never wants to remarry? 295 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:18,986 Nah. 296 00:11:19,521 --> 00:11:21,355 Because he just up and left, 297 00:11:21,356 --> 00:11:23,391 she kind of feels like it wasn't... 298 00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:24,959 (SIGHS) 299 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,261 I don't know. We don't talk about him much. 300 00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:30,965 Yeah, sometimes it's better not talking. 301 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,199 Hmm? 302 00:11:33,869 --> 00:11:34,969 Okay. 303 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,537 - It's done? - Yeah. 304 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:37,872 Test. 305 00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:39,173 I don't have to go. Do you? 306 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,108 Just flush. 307 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,343 Oh, sorry. 308 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,213 - KIMCHEE: Hey! It works. - (APPA LAUGHING) 309 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:49,884 Try this. 310 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,288 Oh. Yeah, I like that. 311 00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:55,890 You're a good handyman, Ajushee. 312 00:11:55,891 --> 00:11:57,758 Ah. You good assistant, Jung. 313 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,861 Um... 314 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:01,929 Hey! 315 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,873 You want to stick around for a beer or something? 316 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,674 Yeah, okay. 317 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,601 One beer. Then I have to go. 318 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,702 Okay. 319 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,273 JANET: Of course I'm freaking out. 320 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,617 I'm sure it's perfectly innocent. 321 00:12:13,618 --> 00:12:15,543 I mean, she told you all about this guy, right? 322 00:12:15,544 --> 00:12:17,178 Yeah, because she was forced to. 323 00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:19,080 And if it's so innocent, why isn't she telling Appa? 324 00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:20,664 She did say they didn't like each other. 325 00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:22,405 And I haven't even told you the best part. 326 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:23,517 The guy is white. 327 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:26,320 Uh. I don't really know how to respond to that. 328 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:28,055 "Cool Christian Korean boy." 329 00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:29,957 That's all I've heard, my entire life. 330 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,059 And she was engaged to a white guy. 331 00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:34,608 You must be wondering what else you don't know about her. 332 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:35,363 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 333 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:36,744 (WHISPERING) Oh. Well, now I am. 334 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:38,666 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 335 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:42,169 Hello again, Janet. 336 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,171 Hi. Edwin Carter. 337 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,906 Gerald. Charmed. 338 00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,174 Is your mother back yet? 339 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,709 She's upstairs. 340 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:51,212 Wonderful. I can't wait to see her. 341 00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:53,981 Yeah, I bet you can't. I see you brought chocolates. 342 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,517 Yes. Your mother always used to like Cho-co-let-tu. 343 00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,819 Well, it's been 30 years. Things have changed. 344 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,922 So, she doesn't like Cho-co-let-tu any more? 345 00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:03,123 No, she does. 346 00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:05,748 But stop trying to pronounce chocolate like you're all, 347 00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:07,332 "This is how I pronounce Cho-co-let-tu." 348 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,063 I'm sorry, is there a problem? 349 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:10,865 - No. - Actually, yeah. 350 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:11,932 You're the problem. 351 00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:13,768 You come back here after all these years, 352 00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:14,835 rich and handsome... 353 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,103 I never said I was rich. 354 00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:17,872 - But you are, right? - Oh, yeah. 355 00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:20,148 And you think you can just waltz back into my mom's life, 356 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:21,389 and pick up where you left off. 357 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,694 You're lucky my Appa's not here. 358 00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:24,245 He'd kick your ass. Again. 359 00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:26,447 I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 360 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:27,748 First of all, 361 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,316 when your Ah Bu Nim attacked me, 362 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:31,619 I was down on one knee, so my balance was off. 363 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,554 I feel you. I've got this inner-ear thing. 364 00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:35,575 It's why I'm always leaning a little to the left. 365 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:38,426 Also, I was hoping that your parents, 366 00:13:38,427 --> 00:13:40,861 both of them, would come out to dinner with me and my wife. 367 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,831 - You're married? - Yes. 368 00:13:44,499 --> 00:13:46,119 What did you think was happening here? 369 00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:49,170 SHANNON: Let's play this out. 370 00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:50,994 Your dad's in your apartment, and you walk in. 371 00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:53,196 What's the absolute worst thing that can happen? 372 00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:55,042 Bloodbath. 373 00:13:55,177 --> 00:13:57,611 Bodies on the floor. We lose our damage deposit. 374 00:13:57,612 --> 00:13:59,780 It was a serious question. 375 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,315 He'll yell. 376 00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:04,051 Or, I'll yell, and it'll all just start again. 377 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,319 So go. 378 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,488 Or don't go. 379 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,356 That's my advice. 380 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:10,691 That's helpful. 381 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,259 - I'm very wise. - Mmm. 382 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,995 And you have excellent taste in cake. Where did you get this? 383 00:14:14,996 --> 00:14:16,179 It's Terence's birthday cake. 384 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,040 I must have missed it. When was his birthday? 385 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,067 It's on Monday. 386 00:14:30,846 --> 00:14:34,882 Ah. Your roommate, he is having girlfriend? 387 00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:36,817 He does all right, but nothing serious. 388 00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:38,953 And I'd know. There's no door on his room. 389 00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:40,054 Mmm. 390 00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:41,422 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 391 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,624 Your roommate should have a door. 392 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:44,959 KIMCHEE: Yeah. 393 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,193 (SIGHS) 394 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:49,430 Yeah, I can do. Easy. 395 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,964 Well, time to road-test the new facilities. (SIGHS) 396 00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:08,682 (SIGHS) 397 00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,331 KIMCHEE: Ajushee? 398 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,201 (KEYS CLACKING CLUMSILY) 399 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:28,742 - KIMCHEE: Ajushee? - (CAMERA CLICKS) 400 00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:30,504 Yeah? 401 00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:33,140 KIMCHEE: We forgot to fix the doorknob. 402 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,242 I'm so sorry. 403 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,357 I've been processing a lot of new information, 404 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:39,691 and I think it kind of threw me. 405 00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:41,126 I should have been more clear. 406 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,128 But, to be honest, 407 00:15:43,529 --> 00:15:45,564 I was excited to see your mother. 408 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,132 (GASPS) Edwin? 409 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,101 Yong-mi. 410 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:51,236 (BOTH GASPING) 411 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,072 - (UMMA SIGHS) - Mmm. 412 00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:57,809 Uh... Little long. 413 00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:01,747 - So good to see you. - Yeah. 414 00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:02,814 He's married. 415 00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:03,882 Oh. 416 00:16:03,883 --> 00:16:04,950 Where is you wife? 417 00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,418 Myung-sook? She's shopping. 418 00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:07,519 He's rich. 419 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:09,655 We were hoping that maybe you and Sang-il 420 00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:11,076 would join us for dinner tonight. 421 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:13,992 Yeah, yeah. That's nice. 422 00:16:15,528 --> 00:16:17,362 So, you guys were dancers? 423 00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,930 Your mother was. 424 00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:20,399 I just stumbled around the floor, 425 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,767 trying not to make her look bad. 426 00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:22,991 - Oh, Edwin! - (EDWIN CHUCKLES) 427 00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,336 We win many trophies. 428 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:25,904 She won many trophies. 429 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:28,325 Don't take this the wrong way, but I can't even picture it. 430 00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:32,277 - Come. - No. 431 00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:33,412 Janet don't believe. 432 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:34,980 I'm very rusty. 433 00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:37,416 It's like riding bicycle. 434 00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:40,852 - Push this. - Okay. 435 00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,689 Oh, my God. I have to show Gerald this. 436 00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:45,891 Shall we dance? 437 00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:47,325 Yes. 438 00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:49,561 (BOTH HUMMING) 439 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,720 (DOOR OPENS) 440 00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:17,756 What's wrong? Keep going. You not so bad. 441 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:23,095 Somebody tell to me what I'm looking at. 442 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,130 You remember Edwin. 443 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:26,598 I do now. 444 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,333 What's this? 445 00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:30,569 I heard they danced, 446 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,671 and I guess I found it hard to believe, 447 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,173 but then they showed me, and then you came in and said, 448 00:17:35,174 --> 00:17:37,075 "Somebody tell to me what I'm looking at." 449 00:17:37,076 --> 00:17:38,210 (LAUGHS WEAKLY) 450 00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:39,978 And now, you're up to speed. 451 00:17:39,979 --> 00:17:41,079 Sang-il. 452 00:17:44,617 --> 00:17:45,717 Edwin. 453 00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,686 Edwin invite us to dinner tonight 454 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:49,154 with his wife. 455 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,756 Mmm. Good for you. 456 00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,659 You finally find somebody who say yes. 457 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,528 (CHUCKLES) You'd like her. 458 00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:58,330 She reminds me a lot of... 459 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,032 Korea. 460 00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:04,603 Maybe we should hold off on the catching up 461 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:06,064 until the next time we're in town? 462 00:18:06,139 --> 00:18:07,239 Yeah. Okay. 463 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,421 Well, I guess I should have anticipated some of this. 464 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,310 Yong-mi. 465 00:18:13,746 --> 00:18:15,013 Janet. 466 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,316 Mr. Kim. 467 00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:38,336 At least this time, 468 00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:41,506 Appa don't get arrested by military police. 469 00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:44,609 Wait. Appa was arrested? 470 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,412 Who are you people? 471 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,822 Your Appa left 20 minutes ago. Don't worry. 472 00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:58,206 You were supposed to call me, man. 473 00:18:58,207 --> 00:18:59,689 Dude, what difference does it make? 474 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,193 I thought you didn't want to see him. 475 00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:03,161 I didn't. That's why I wanted you to call. 476 00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:05,063 - To make sure. - Uh-huh. 477 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:29,387 I didn't know he was coming. 478 00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:30,488 Okay. 479 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,891 Janet just wanted to see us dance. 480 00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:34,326 Yeah. 481 00:19:35,394 --> 00:19:36,962 Janet tell me. 482 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,965 So, you not mad? 483 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,268 When I walk in, see you two dancing, 484 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,502 you know what I think? 485 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:46,605 Divorce? 486 00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:48,974 I think of first night I ever see you. 487 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,543 Was I dancing with Edwin? 488 00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:55,180 I don't know. I only see you. 489 00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,150 I like dancing. 490 00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:03,221 I like watching you dance. 491 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,991 You happy when you dancing. 492 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,398 You ever think you make mistake? 493 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,500 Yeah. 494 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:17,569 I should marry you sooner. 495 00:20:24,644 --> 00:20:26,845 Let's go sometime. Dancing. 496 00:20:26,979 --> 00:20:28,113 Hmm. 497 00:20:28,714 --> 00:20:30,649 Or maybe, we do some dancing here? 498 00:20:30,816 --> 00:20:33,018 (LAUGHING) Oh, Appa... 499 00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:34,986 (LAUGHING) 500 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:39,461 How did things go at Kimchee's? 501 00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:42,430 Hmm. Good. I fix his toilet. 502 00:20:42,932 --> 00:20:45,066 Did you fix anything else while you were there? 503 00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:46,768 Yeah, knob. 504 00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:49,070 And, by knob, you mean... 505 00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:50,672 Not Kimchee. 506 00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:53,708 We fix actual knob and actual ballcock. 507 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,443 Okay, I'm going to stop talking now. 508 00:20:59,282 --> 00:21:00,515 Janet. 509 00:21:00,516 --> 00:21:01,616 Hmm? 510 00:21:02,285 --> 00:21:03,385 You like ice cream? 511 00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:05,086 You know I do. 512 00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:07,856 We should go to that ice cream place, Amelia's. 513 00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:10,158 Yeah, sure. 514 00:21:10,426 --> 00:21:13,595 Maybe you take a picture of us eating ice cream. 515 00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:16,664 I'd like that. 516 00:21:16,665 --> 00:21:17,765 Me too. 517 00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:21,563 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 518 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:26,163 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35007

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