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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,770 APPA: Okay, see you. 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,272 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,274 Hey, Mr. Kim. 4 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,408 Gerald, Semira. 5 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,476 Janet upstair. 6 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,244 - Thank you. - You have homework? 7 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,579 Yeah, mid-term project. 8 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,781 - You both doing photography? - Yeah. 9 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:16,416 Stop. 10 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,485 What you think... 11 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,821 Of this picture? 12 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,490 It's nice. 13 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,691 Professional? 14 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,426 Sure is. 15 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,094 How much you think I get for this? 16 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,396 Like money? 17 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,164 Yeah. How much? 18 00:00:31,666 --> 00:00:32,999 I don't know. Ten? 19 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,302 - Dollar? - Or 20? 20 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,870 - Twenty? - Maybe less. 21 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:37,971 Less than 20? 22 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,172 Or maybe more. 23 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,407 Is that you picture? 24 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,075 Let me see what you having. 25 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:48,281 Art school superstar photography student, huh? 26 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,651 Oh. 27 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,187 Yeah. 28 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,322 Wow. 29 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,823 Very good work. 30 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,592 I was wondering if maybe it was too much. 31 00:00:58,593 --> 00:01:01,161 No, kind of, not enough, hmm. 32 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,697 We all born naked and we die naked... 33 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,433 Depending... 34 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,701 If we lucky... 35 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:09,836 I mean... 36 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,938 Without clothes, we is all so... 37 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,243 Well, if you like those you should check out Gerald's. 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,612 No. We gotta see Janet. 39 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:20,356 - Oh, come on, Gerald. - They're not very... 40 00:01:20,357 --> 00:01:21,248 They're not good. 41 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,515 Why so shy? 42 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:29,823 That's you? 43 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,591 Yeah. 44 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,628 You again. 45 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,664 (STAMMERS) I couldn't find a model. 46 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,533 You should find model. 47 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,736 And panty. 48 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,405 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:01:56,023 --> 00:02:03,123 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 50 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,493 UMMA: Wow, so very nice, Janet. 51 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,062 You get best mark in class? 52 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:10,263 Pretty good. 53 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,666 Appa, come see. 54 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:15,168 Janet get top mark in class. 55 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,937 Oh! Very good. 56 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:18,371 We celebrate. 57 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,006 By you taking out garbage. 58 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,308 Appa! 59 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,375 She work very hard. 60 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,911 Good! You work hard, I work hard, 61 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,347 we all work hard by taking out garbage. 62 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,598 - Well, this has been fun. - No, no, no. 63 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:31,618 Come see! Very beautiful. 64 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,852 (SIGHS) 65 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,824 Old shoes? 66 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,259 I told you he wouldn't get it. 67 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,861 I get! You take picture of old shoes. 68 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,630 UMMA: Very beautiful old shoes. 69 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,232 And this is telephone pole. 70 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,866 Very beautiful telephone pole. 71 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,968 Thank you, Umma. 72 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:50,870 I'm not say you not take nice picture, 73 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:55,775 but people like nice picture with nice thing in. 74 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,777 Flower, tree... Oh. 75 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,780 Like this. 76 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,049 UMMA: Also very pretty. 77 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,485 What kind of mark you think this get? 78 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,988 - (GROANS) Appa... - No, it's good picture. 79 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:09,089 Yes. 80 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:10,357 Very centered. 81 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,259 You think this is not art? 82 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:17,330 No, there's just a lot of different types of art. 83 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,865 Oh... 84 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,168 So now what she do is better than what I do. 85 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,637 Yes, much better. 86 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:24,771 No. 87 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,307 In art school everything is just talking, 88 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,377 drinking $5 coffee, and making art for yourself. 89 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,945 But in real world, 90 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:35,148 people like to see picture of a beautiful thing. 91 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,617 - Whatever. - You whatever. 92 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,286 (APPA SCOFFS) 93 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,687 Take out garbage, 94 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:44,190 don't take picture of garbage. (SNICKERS) 95 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,961 Perfect. 96 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,634 More perfect. 97 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,436 - TERENCE: Hey, Jung. - Hey, Terence. 98 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,772 What's up with the suit, buddy? 99 00:03:58,773 --> 00:03:59,906 (BLEEP) guy. 100 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,841 He's got a funeral. His uncle just died. 101 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,209 Is that what he told you? 102 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:05,679 Come on. He's going after the assistant manager job. 103 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,580 Like a idiot! 104 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,649 Why's he an idiot? 105 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,918 Assistant manager makes more money, 106 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,953 got his own office, more responsibility... 107 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,088 Exactly. 108 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,256 Like an idiot. 109 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,325 Back here, we do whatever we want. 110 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:21,561 We find an iPod, boom, we got a new iPod. 111 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:24,998 We find some gum, boom, we got some gum. 112 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,099 Up front, 113 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,734 Shannon's watching you like a hawk. 114 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,103 She's watching 'cause someone keeps stealing the iPods. 115 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,938 I've been here longer than anybody. 116 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,673 If I wanted to be assistant manager, 117 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,375 I would have gone done it already. 118 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,012 Oh, damn, short interview, T-Bag. 119 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:40,613 You crash and burn in there? 120 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,683 Dude, his uncle died in a fire. 121 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,520 Condolences, man. 122 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,888 You wanna hug it out? 123 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,030 PASTOR CHOI: Mrs. Park. 124 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,133 I think you collect most clothes. 125 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,802 (CHUCKLES) You're welcome, Pastor Choi. 126 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,972 Until Mrs. Kim walk in with twice as many. 127 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,208 Two times more! 128 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:09,642 Oh, it's nothing. You welcome. 129 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,777 PASTOR CHOI: Oh. 130 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,812 What you think? 131 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,415 - Hmm? - (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) 132 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,150 You look very dapper. 133 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,551 Like Frank Sinatra! 134 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,020 Good work, ladies. 135 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,189 (ALL GREETING IN KOREAN) 136 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,959 He take your hat. 137 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,494 (SCOFFS) I'll get it later. 138 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,096 Mrs. Kim, how are your children? 139 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,366 Oh, Janet just get very high mark 140 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,901 in photography course. 141 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,136 - Top of class. - Mmm. 142 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,237 At college. 143 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,939 So, not university? 144 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,075 No, OCAD is university. 145 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,043 Then why is it called Ontario College 146 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,445 of Art and Design? 147 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,747 I've heard OCAD's amazing. 148 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,082 Yeah, very amazing. 149 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:52,652 You get university degree but also very practical. 150 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,654 Janet's so brave. 151 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,090 It's hard to make a living as a photographer. 152 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,258 But then again, 153 00:05:58,259 --> 00:06:01,294 where will we be without our starving artists? 154 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,229 Who say Janet going to be starving? 155 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,365 Maybe she is artist who eat and eat and eat. 156 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,599 (ALL LAUGHING) 157 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,301 But not fat artist. 158 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,936 And don't you have a son? 159 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:12,238 Yes... 160 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,306 Working very hard. 161 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:14,841 At a car rental agency. 162 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,177 Handy Car Rental. Best car to rent. 163 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:20,113 That's good to know if our car ever breaks down. 164 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:22,615 Oh, but my BMW is very reliable. 165 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,717 Oh, you have BMW? 166 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,019 You never mention it. 167 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,688 Haven't I? 168 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,423 No, I don't think so. 169 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,859 Oh, I have a BMW. 170 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,427 Mmm. 171 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,234 JUNG: Hey, Shannon. 172 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,469 Oh, hi, Jung. How's it going? 173 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,636 JUNG: Good. Good. 174 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,505 Um, so listen, I was looking at your 175 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,540 - assistant manager position. - Yeah. 176 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:49,475 Well, I thought I'd apply. 177 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:53,012 Well, okay. Uh, I think that's great. 178 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,381 And, I actually have your resume on file, so... 179 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,983 I know, but I updated it. 180 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,658 There's some volunteer experience in there 181 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:00,162 that I thought you should know about. 182 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:01,757 Well, you continue to impress. 183 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,824 I know that I haven't been here for very long, 184 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,960 but I really think that I could do a good job. 185 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,661 Oh, I think you'd do a great job. 186 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,130 You've got wonderful people skills, 187 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,600 strong physical presence, 188 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,501 amazing posture... 189 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,805 When I picture someone under me... Working under me, 190 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,540 that someone looks a lot like you. 191 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,342 I'd be happy to recommend you, 192 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:23,743 but Head Office will say 193 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,217 you don't have a high school diploma 194 00:07:25,218 --> 00:07:26,841 and you've got a bit of a checkered past. 195 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:27,714 I was just a kid. 196 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,698 - I mean, it was juvie. - I know, and to me that's 197 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,217 just compelling life experience. 198 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,087 But to HR, it will make you a long shot. 199 00:07:34,088 --> 00:07:35,855 Well, is there anything that I can do 200 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,657 to make it - less of a long shot? 201 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,859 Okay. Well, maybe we could turn this into 202 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,227 a mentoring opportunity. 203 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,896 Yeah! Yeah, that sounds great! 204 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,265 We could get together, discuss your career goals, 205 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:47,000 where we see ourselves in five years... 206 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:48,401 (STAMMERS) With the company. 207 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,070 - Uh, absolutely. - Grab a drink after work... 208 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,906 - Okay... - Even a working dinner 209 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,741 wouldn't be entirely out of question. 210 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:57,076 Or we could just talk here? 211 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,012 Sure. 212 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:00,647 Yeah. Even better. 213 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,315 It's actually better if I'm home early, 214 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,917 so I can feed my cats. 215 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,285 Well, just my one cat, 216 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:06,789 and then there's these two other cats 217 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,290 that hang around, so... 218 00:08:08,973 --> 00:08:10,356 Why am I still talking about cats? 219 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,557 Okay. 220 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,127 I will do my best. 221 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:15,595 Great. Thanks, Shannon. 222 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,896 Thank you. 223 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:26,105 MISS MURRAY: Okay, let me... Can you make them touch? 224 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,441 Oh, Janet. 225 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,476 I was just speaking to the Dean 226 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,911 - about your last assignment... - Mmm-hmm. 227 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,535 And she agrees. We wanna show your photos 228 00:08:33,536 --> 00:08:34,714 at the school's Open House. 229 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,349 Wow. That's amazing. 230 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,151 You know, it's rare that a student's work 231 00:08:38,152 --> 00:08:39,719 really impresses me. 232 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,022 - Thank you. - And yours comes very close. 233 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:45,758 Wait. Isn't the Open House tomorrow? 234 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,129 Yes. I'll be honest. Somebody dropped out. 235 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,731 But, hey, look, if you don't think 236 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,605 - that you can be ready... - No, no, I can do it. 237 00:08:53,606 --> 00:08:55,229 I actually think my work will look better 238 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:55,902 in a big space. 239 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,171 I have some ideas how they could be put up. 240 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:00,573 Maybe some high grain, uh, high contrast shots 241 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,875 interspersed the underexposed tableau images... 242 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:06,179 And I can't wait to see how this turns out. 243 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,247 - See you tomorrow night. - Okay. Yes. 244 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,683 - Thank you! - No, thank you. 245 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,784 (WHISPERING) Up there. 246 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,389 Yeah. Oh, my God. 247 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,435 Oh, Mr. Guggenheim. 248 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,038 Maple tree collection selling very fast, huh. 249 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,439 (CHUCKLES) 250 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,208 No, I don't have time. 251 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:36,909 - Do you realize... - (PHONE RINGING) 252 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,881 Call waiting, other line. (CLEARS THROAT) 253 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,082 Hello, Jeanne Beker? 254 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,226 MAN: (ON PHONE) Uh, no. What time you guys open till? 255 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:46,327 Okay, bye. 256 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:50,923 Sorry. Just so many people wants to buy picture. 257 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,058 You want to buy picture? 258 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,493 Nope. 259 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,194 (CURSING IN KOREAN) 260 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,996 APPA: What you think? 261 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,165 I take in Algonking Park last October. 262 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,933 Oh, you took those pictures, Mr. Kim? 263 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,702 Yeah. Special price. 264 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,637 - No, trees aren't really my thing. - Okay. 265 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,172 - How about... - How much for that? 266 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,473 Uh... 267 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,941 Oh. Uh... 268 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,978 Porno Blooper Volume Six, $15.99. 269 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,780 - No, no, that photo. - Huh? 270 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,315 Why you want to buy? It's a manhole cover. 271 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,650 I'll give you $30 for it. 272 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,689 You'd pay $30 for this? 273 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,123 Okay, fine, $35. 274 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,794 Not in focus. Not in center of frame. 275 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,363 $40, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it. 276 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:32,131 - $45. Okay. - I'll take it. 277 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:40,545 KIMCHEE: You're not doing this! 278 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,413 It's done. 279 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:43,715 I sent in my application. 280 00:10:43,716 --> 00:10:45,650 KIMCHEE: For assistant manager? 281 00:10:45,651 --> 00:10:47,431 You know what I'm going to call you, right? 282 00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:48,786 Ass man. 283 00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:51,481 - Because it's short for... - Yeah, I got it. 284 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,825 You know what? I changed my mind. 285 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,759 Ass man is too cool for what you're doing. 286 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,461 - I'm gonna call you... - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 287 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:58,196 Don't go anywhere, ass man. 288 00:10:58,998 --> 00:11:00,465 (KIMCHEE GREETING IN KOREAN) 289 00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:01,666 (GREETING IN KOREAN) 290 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,701 Did you hear about this? 291 00:11:03,702 --> 00:11:05,770 - Hi, Umma. - UMMA: About what? 292 00:11:05,771 --> 00:11:07,038 I applied for a new job. 293 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,473 That's great news. 294 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:09,707 KIMCHEE: It's terrible news. 295 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:11,276 Perfect time to leave car rental. 296 00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:12,877 Well, it's at the car rental. 297 00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:14,612 Oh. 298 00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:16,381 It's the worst job at our job. 299 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:17,722 UMMA: I thought you scrape gum? 300 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,851 What's worse than scrape gum? 301 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,252 Being an ass man. 302 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:24,055 Yeah, "ass man" sound worse. 303 00:11:24,056 --> 00:11:25,757 Assistant manager, Umma. 304 00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:27,025 And it's a good job. 305 00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:29,794 It's got more pay, benefits and more responsibility. 306 00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:33,932 So does doctor or judge or website design. 307 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:35,767 KIMCHEE: Is anyone even listening to me? 308 00:11:35,768 --> 00:11:38,403 We've got great jobs! 309 00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:41,739 The other day, I found a cake in the trunk of a car. 310 00:11:42,174 --> 00:11:43,808 Would a judge find a cake? 311 00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:45,943 Would a doctor find a cake? 312 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:52,952 This is a good opportunity, Umma. 313 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:54,519 I thought you'd be happy. 314 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,263 TI didn't even opportunity, get the job yet. 315 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:57,697 He doesn't even have the job yet. 316 00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:59,824 Good luck being assistant ass manager. 317 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:01,125 JUNG: Umma... 318 00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,261 Nice work, ass man. 319 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:04,696 No more kimbap. 320 00:12:04,697 --> 00:12:06,731 - How is this better? - (DOOR CLOSES) 321 00:12:13,305 --> 00:12:15,173 WOMAN: - This is really striking. 322 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,875 You sure you don't want tree photo, 323 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:19,010 free of charge? 324 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,344 Here, take two, hmm? 325 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,113 I'm good. Thanks. 326 00:12:22,281 --> 00:12:25,283 Well, if you need more fire hydrant picture, 327 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:26,584 you let me know, huh. 328 00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:28,419 I talk to photographer. 329 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,754 - WOMAN: Thanks. - (DOOR OPENS) 330 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:32,690 - Hey, Appa. - And here she is now. 331 00:12:32,691 --> 00:12:34,492 Oh, I really like your work. 332 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:36,527 - Thank you. - Enjoy! 333 00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:38,496 - WOMAN: Thank you. - (DOOR OPENS) 334 00:12:38,497 --> 00:12:40,331 What was that about? 335 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:43,668 That was about you, great artist. 336 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:47,472 Okay. Since when do you think I'm a great artist? 337 00:12:47,906 --> 00:12:49,740 Since this. Hmm? 338 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,276 Why are my photos there? 339 00:12:52,277 --> 00:12:54,312 I sell them. You need to take more. 340 00:12:55,714 --> 00:12:57,115 Are you insane? 341 00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:59,417 These are for school. They're not for sale. 342 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:00,852 - Is this all that's left? - Yeah. 343 00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:02,320 I sell six today. 344 00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:05,256 Appa, you can't just sell my stuff! 345 00:13:05,257 --> 00:13:06,991 It's not you stuff. 346 00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:08,693 You stuff is our stuff. 347 00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:11,662 I took these pictures! 348 00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:13,898 Who pay for camera that take those picture? 349 00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:15,233 Whose eye looked through the viewfinder 350 00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:17,101 and whose finger pushed the shutter button? 351 00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:19,137 Who give to you that eye and that finger? 352 00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:20,471 God did. 353 00:13:20,739 --> 00:13:22,407 Okay, but... 354 00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,909 Appa, I'm supposed to be in a show. 355 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,413 I can't get new ones mounted in time. 356 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,982 Ah, what you talking? I got these from drug store. 357 00:13:29,048 --> 00:13:30,815 Three for $5. 358 00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:32,917 (SIGHS) 359 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,587 This is my work! 360 00:13:36,588 --> 00:13:37,811 Appa, you can't just go and... 361 00:13:37,812 --> 00:13:39,157 And this is my work. 362 00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:41,025 You is my work. 363 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:44,562 Me and Umma is struggle to make whole life for you. 364 00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:45,663 And what you do? 365 00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:46,931 Take picture. 366 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,600 And now it's time for you to pay back to me 367 00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,335 all that I invest to you 368 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:53,471 and what you say, "Don't touch my stuff." 369 00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:55,073 Appa, that's such a messed up idea! 370 00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:56,908 - You messed up idea. - No, Appa, that's... 371 00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:57,975 - You, no. - What? 372 00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:59,610 - You what? - Stop doing that! 373 00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:00,745 You stop. 374 00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:02,346 - So if I stop... - You so if I stop. 375 00:14:02,347 --> 00:14:03,714 Argh! 376 00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:06,818 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 377 00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:08,986 Oh, hello. (CHUCKLES) 378 00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:11,088 (SIGHS) 379 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:21,499 Mrs. Kim, your son is a delight to work with. 380 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,767 I know. 381 00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:24,351 But if you've come to plead Jung's case, 382 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:25,303 I should warn you, 383 00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:26,727 he's got a lot stacked against him. 384 00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:27,772 No, no. 385 00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:30,007 I hope you don't give to him promotion. 386 00:14:30,309 --> 00:14:32,443 Sorry. You don't want him to get the promotion? 387 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:34,679 No. This is car rental. 388 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,347 What do you mean? 389 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:38,783 This is good job for some people. 390 00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:41,185 Maybe even very good job for some people. 391 00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:42,887 I've worked here for five years. 392 00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,922 Yeah, for some people. 393 00:14:44,923 --> 00:14:46,390 But, my son... 394 00:14:46,391 --> 00:14:48,292 You think he's too good for this? 395 00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:50,728 Not too good. 396 00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:52,363 But very good. 397 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:53,931 Very bright. 398 00:14:53,932 --> 00:14:55,166 So much potential. 399 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,636 He also has a criminal past and no high school diploma. 400 00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:01,038 Exactly. He is bad seed. 401 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,074 Can't trust. Don't hire. 402 00:15:03,075 --> 00:15:04,876 Maybe give promotion to Kimchee. 403 00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:05,977 (KNOCKING) 404 00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,012 Umma? 405 00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:11,882 Okay, so nice talking. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 406 00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:14,385 - What is going on? - Is this a bribe? 407 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:17,088 No, no! I find under chair. 408 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,357 Lost and Find. Okay, have good day. 409 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,759 What? We just talking. 410 00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,031 So I finally say to her, 411 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:28,299 "You listen now, 412 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,568 "I am man of the house. 413 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:33,738 "I give you good food to eat, 414 00:15:33,739 --> 00:15:35,907 "warm roof over your head. 415 00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:39,176 "So, I expect some love and affection in return." 416 00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:41,145 How many time I tell you? 417 00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:43,214 Shih Tzu is a very stupid dog. 418 00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:44,448 Hard to train. 419 00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:45,716 (DOOR OPENS) 420 00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:48,486 So I threaten to send her to Humane Society, 421 00:15:48,487 --> 00:15:50,555 if she don't show me some respect! 422 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,223 But you missing my point. 423 00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:55,326 Janet is ungrateful in a different way 424 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:56,694 than Ginger. 425 00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,562 MR. CHIN: Janet not ungrateful. 426 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:01,265 You sold her pictures. 427 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,600 She just pissed. 428 00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:05,136 (SPEAKING KOREAN) So I sell her picture. 429 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,872 Do you think my father even look at my picture? 430 00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:12,076 You think my father send me to school for "art degree?" 431 00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:13,578 Sometimes I think 432 00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:15,913 how lucky I would be 433 00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,882 to have me as my father. 434 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:21,419 I would look up at me and say, 435 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:25,056 "Thank you, me, for allowing me 436 00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:27,325 "to become such a great you." 437 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:31,195 I see what is happening. 438 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,431 You is jealous of Janet 439 00:16:33,432 --> 00:16:35,866 because she have such a great dad. 440 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,768 Mmm. It's true. 441 00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:41,405 Because you provide such great opportunity for her, 442 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:43,808 she take better picture than you 443 00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:46,310 - and you can't stand it. - What? 444 00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:49,614 So you sell her picture in a rage to get revenge. 445 00:16:49,615 --> 00:16:51,182 Okay. That's enough. 446 00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:53,251 This is why Ginger pee in your slipper, hmm. 447 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,418 (SCOFFS) 448 00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:12,103 So, did you get the job? 449 00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:15,006 (SIGHS) I don't know, but what I do know 450 00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:16,470 is that even if they offer it to me, 451 00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:17,675 I'm going to turn it down. 452 00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:19,643 - Why? - You and me, that's why. 453 00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:21,112 I'm sitting there, 454 00:17:21,113 --> 00:17:22,856 the guy from head office is interviewing me, 455 00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:24,949 and I'm just like, this isn't me. 456 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,884 You know, this right here? You and me? 457 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:27,985 That's me. 458 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,287 So you tanked it? 459 00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:30,454 Who knows. 460 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,323 But what I do know is this. 461 00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:34,125 I'm staring at the regional manager, right, 462 00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:35,326 and I'm just thinking, 463 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:37,762 "You know why I keep getting your name wrong? 464 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:39,497 "'Cause I don't want to know who you are." 465 00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:40,865 "I don't want to be you. 466 00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,333 "I mean, yeah, I like your suit, 467 00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,302 "and I really want to know where you got your shoes from, 468 00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:45,970 "but, buddy, this interview is over." 469 00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:47,371 Who said that, you or him? 470 00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:48,606 You know what we should do? 471 00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,242 We should tear this town a new one. 472 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:52,376 You with me? 473 00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,011 We'll start at The Steak Pit. 474 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,346 Yeah, there's my boy back. 475 00:17:55,347 --> 00:17:57,248 Yeah, and do shooters at Stingray's... 476 00:17:57,249 --> 00:17:58,816 They won't even see us coming. 477 00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:00,518 - Wings at Fillmore's... - Bam! 478 00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:02,586 Then soak it up with shawarma at Ali Baba's. 479 00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,290 Just do it, man! Screw this corporate shit. 480 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,425 Yeah! 481 00:18:05,524 --> 00:18:07,391 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 482 00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,483 Though I'm a little light on cash right now. 483 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:16,133 (SIGHS) Yeah, I bought that shirt for the interview. 484 00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:18,002 What do we have to eat here? 485 00:18:21,707 --> 00:18:23,040 A egg. 486 00:18:24,009 --> 00:18:25,409 Why is it in the cupboard? 487 00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:28,512 I really hope you get that job. 488 00:18:37,089 --> 00:18:38,222 (DOOR CLOSES) 489 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:39,423 Where you coming from? 490 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,559 My school's Open House. 491 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,028 Where Gerald had an exhibit because his father 492 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:46,063 didn't sell all his photos. 493 00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:48,065 Who want to buy Gerald photo anyway? 494 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,534 He takes good pictures, Appa. 495 00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:51,936 Just not of himself. 496 00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:53,804 I'm going to bed. 497 00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:55,039 Open House is nothing. 498 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,207 To you, maybe. 499 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,708 APPA: Look, Janet. You teacher, 500 00:18:58,176 --> 00:19:00,378 maybe she know what she is talking. 501 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:01,645 Maybe not. 502 00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,347 But this is real world. 503 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,483 And in real world, 504 00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:07,618 people want to buy your picture 505 00:19:08,286 --> 00:19:11,155 because they is very good picture. 506 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,391 But could be better. 507 00:19:16,728 --> 00:19:17,928 Stop. 508 00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:20,631 It's, uh, second hand, 509 00:19:20,632 --> 00:19:23,067 but he say it's best kind. 510 00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:27,872 You bought this for me? 511 00:19:31,143 --> 00:19:32,643 - Did you use the money you... - No. 512 00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,079 I use my commission. 513 00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:39,416 Thank you, Appa. 514 00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:41,819 It's nice. 515 00:19:44,489 --> 00:19:45,723 Do you mind? 516 00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:47,617 I know someone who might be interested. 517 00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:50,961 - Who? - Can't say. 518 00:19:50,962 --> 00:19:52,229 Anonymous buyer. 519 00:20:09,181 --> 00:20:12,277 - KIMCHEE: Nice work, ass man. - Thanks, Kimch. 520 00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:14,618 (BLEEP) guy. 521 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:24,163 Congratulation, Mrs. Kim! 522 00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:26,932 You must be so proud of Jung. 523 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:30,436 Ah, and so relieved to finally get some good news about him. 524 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,870 If Jung work hard, 525 00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:33,839 some day he become Regional Manager, 526 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,307 then District Manager, 527 00:20:35,308 --> 00:20:36,609 and then finally, 528 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,278 Vice President of big automotive company. 529 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,746 TRISH: Wow. That's impressive. 530 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,781 Yeah. Very impressive. 531 00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:44,483 See? 532 00:20:45,885 --> 00:20:47,186 TRISH: This is your Jung? 533 00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:49,221 He's so handsome! 534 00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:51,090 Successful and handsome. 535 00:20:51,091 --> 00:20:52,691 And single. 536 00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:54,326 Mom, stop trying to set me up. 537 00:20:54,327 --> 00:20:55,894 Your mommy is right. 538 00:20:55,895 --> 00:20:58,530 Lunch was so delicious. 539 00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:00,432 Everybody talk about. 540 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,834 Thank you ladies so much. 541 00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:03,135 (WOMAN THANKING IN KOREAN) 542 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,870 Oh... 543 00:21:04,871 --> 00:21:06,672 I heard about this one. 544 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,774 Is it good? 545 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:10,442 I'm loving it. 546 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,211 Great, thank you. 547 00:21:16,082 --> 00:21:17,483 He took my book. 548 00:21:17,717 --> 00:21:20,119 He can tell you how it end. 549 00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:27,927 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 550 00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:31,382 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 551 00:21:31,432 --> 00:21:35,982 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37077

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