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Previously on "Kevin
(Probably) Saves the World"...
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- I'm a messenger from God.
- Oh, good.
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I'm here to guide and protect you.
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The only job you have in life
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is to build up your spiritual powers
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through acts of kindness
and selflessness.
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God is gonna show you how
to find the other righteous.
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And there was a mariachi band?
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I know where we'll find
the first righteous!
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Laos?
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Laos.
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When are you gonna ask Amy out?
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- What do you think?
- No.
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If you were to ask me
out, I would say "Yes."
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Hi. I'm a good friend of Kevin's.
My name is Dave.
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Since when can you reveal yourself?
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Since... forever.
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Dave's the one who told the rest
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of us not to listen to you.
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She's saying you'll find a whole
new generation of the righteous.
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I think there aren't anymore.
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So which one of us is right?
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I don't know.
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?
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KEVIN: I can't believe we're here!
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Didn't think there'd be so many people.
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You're alright. You know
who you're looking for.
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[GASPS]
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Red coat, red hat... There.
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Wait. Where'd he go?
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?
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Kevin?
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Kevin!
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- I found him. This way.
- Ohh.
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That's him.
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[CHUCKLES]
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This is it. I can't...
I can't believe it.
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I can.
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?
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I-I don't understand.
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Look over there.
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?
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No.
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It didn't work.
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You were wrong.
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You did this, Yvette.
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This is all your fault.
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Kevin! No! Ohh!
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[GASPS]
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? Dashing through the snow ?
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? In a one-horse open sleigh ?
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- ? O'er the fields we go ?
- Hey!
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When did you get here?
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Um, a-about 7:30, I guess.
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Oh, I mean... Uh, uh, yeah.
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That's great. To... To see ya.
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Well, maybe it was closer to 8:00.
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Oh. Sure. Okay.
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? Jingle all the way ?
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- Good morning.
- Hey.
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I found a flight to Laos for $2,000.
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Oh, good, good. Good.
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No, not good. Do you have $2,000?
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Hold on. Hold on! 7:45! That's it!
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- Oh.
- That's the exact time of my arrival!
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We're still talking. Cool.
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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?
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Ah! Laos!
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[SPEAKING LAO]
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Wait. What is happening?
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Remember Tammy?
Her parents were from Laos.
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They didn't speak a word of English.
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They loved me.
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Wow! That... Wow.
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You Sp... Okay.
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Are you planning a trip?
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Oh. Yeah. I'm trying to.
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All I know is that I have to
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go to the, um, Nyindi Hotel,
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which I found out is in, uh, Luang...
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Prabang?
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[CHUCKLES] I've always
dreamed of going to Laos.
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The furthest I've been outside
Texas is Austin, which...
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Is in Texas.
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Yeah, well, I don't even know
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how I'll afford the plane
ticket, which, uh...
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Oh, actually, I still
owe you for breakfast.
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Oh. No. I was just coming over
to tell you, you're all set.
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That dude paid your bill.
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- Hey, Sam!
- You didn't need to do that!
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No, no. No arguments.
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You gave me a new lease on life.
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I gave you a breakfast burrito.
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- So now we're even.
- Totally.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Hey, uh, where you going?
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Mmm.
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Uh, Laos, if I can
afford the plane ticket.
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Well... [SCOFFS] Let's get you a ticket.
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- When do you want to go?
- Oh, no! You don't need to...
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No! Listen, when I was a salesman,
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I traveled all the time.
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I racked up a butt-ton of airline miles.
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That's a lot of miles.
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You should use the miles
before they expire.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Uh, you wouldn't have enough
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miles for two, would you?
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?
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?
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? Just hear those
sleigh bells jingling ?
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? Ring-ting, a-tingling, too ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? Come on, it's lovely weather ?
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? For a sleigh ride together with you ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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- Perfect spot.
- Here?
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- Yes!
- Yep.
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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- Up you go!
- Alright. Here we go.
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? It's lovely weather for a
sleigh ride together with you ?
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We're gonna need to get
a little bit over there.
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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?
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? Our cheeks are nice and rosy, ?
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? and comfy and cozy are we ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? We're snuggled up together ?
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? Like two birds of a
feather would be ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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? Let's take this road before ?
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? us and sing a chorus or two ?
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Okay. Alright. One, two, three, go!
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? It's lovely weather for a ?
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? sleigh ride together with you ?
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? Ring-a-ling, a-ling,
Ding, dong, ding ?
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Oh, my God!
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Ahh.
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You are just like Mom.
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Nobody loved Christmas like her.
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No.
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I stopped at 10,000 lights.
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I thought that was a
good threshold between
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classy and insane.
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I mean, is it, though?
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[CHUCKLES]
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We didn't really do Christmas last year.
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It was too close to losing Jon.
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I don't know. It just
felt like the right time.
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I was ready.
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- Well, it looks awesome.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Thank you. There's still
more decorating to do.
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We're gonna put up the
Christmas tree tonight.
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Oh! Yeah, I wanted to
talk to you about...
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Uh, well. [CLEARS THROAT]
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I have to go out of town, um, tonight.
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A little... little trip
with Tyler, actually.
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Oh. Okay. Where?
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Uh, it's... Uh, it's... Laos.
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To... To Laos, the
country of... of Laos.
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Well, Tammy's family
always did like Tyler
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more than they like her, so...
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[GASPS]
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Yeah. Exactly. That's why...
That's why we're going.
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You better be back by Christmas.
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Oh, y... I promise.
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With Laos presents.
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Laotian. Lotion? How do you say that?
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Forget it. I'll tell
you when I get back.
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Ooh-ooh!
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Very unfortunate.
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I was going for serial-killer
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mugshot, so success.
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Success, indeed.
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Car's coming soon.
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Um, are you coming on the plane
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or are you just magic traveling there?
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Your sister sure loves Christmas.
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Oh. S-Since she was a
kid, she goes all-out.
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M-Maybe... [CLEARS THROAT]
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Maybe the universe
wants you to stay here,
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help... help her decorate.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Everything is saying go to Laos.
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We put the puzzle together.
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I know, but maybe we delay it, just...
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Just a bit.
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Build up your spiritual power.
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I feel pretty powerful now.
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I mean, what more could I learn?
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I mean, can you read minds?
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Is that something I'll be able to do?!
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- [GASPS]
- Well... no.
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- Dang it!
- But...
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Look. I worry...
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I worry that you're just not ready.
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We're... We're not ready.
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We are ready. We're so ready.
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Sam bought me a plane ticket.
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Tyler knows the language.
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I have the name of the hotel.
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I mean, the universe is
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practically shouting at me.
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And for the first time,
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I know exactly what to do.
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?
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Ladies and gentlemen,
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the captain has turned on
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Flight attendants, please be seated.
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[SPEAKING LAO] "Where is the toilet?"
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Somewhere down there is
our next righteous soul.
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And we're gonna find him.
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I hope so.
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[SPEAKING LAO]
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"My companion has been kidnapped."
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?
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?
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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[GROANS]
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[SPEAKING LAO]
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He's so awesome, man.
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He wants me to be in his wedding.
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I am not surprised by that at all.
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Ohh!
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Ooh. My God! This place is nice.
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[CHUCKLES] It's not bad.
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Uh, hello. Just checking in.
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Reservation is under
"Kevin Finn." Two N's.
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- Welcome, Mr. Finn. One moment.
- Thank you.
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I'm not leaving this country
'til I try a tarantula.
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That sounds... awful, but okay.
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Finn.
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I don't have a reservation
under that name.
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Could it be under a different name?
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Uh, no, but, um, that's...
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I have my confirmation
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right... here. See? Kevin Finn.
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"2018."
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You made your reservation for next year.
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Ohh... no. [CHUCKLES]
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Um, please tell me that you
have a-a room f-for us?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Finn.
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Our hotel is booked to capacity.
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No. What?
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Kevin?!
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Ben! Wait... What are...
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[GRUNTING]
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm on my honeymoon!
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Y-You are?
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Well, I mean, it was supposed
to be our honeymoon. Right.
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But since Deb and I split up and
the trip was already paid for,
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I decided to come by myself.
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- Alright!
- A "me-moon"! Nice!
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Oh. This is, uh, Tyler. Tyler, Ben.
260
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:27,186
I cannot believe that
I ran into you. In Laos.
261
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,232
Are you guys staying at this hotel?
262
00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:32,645
Uh, we had a little,
uh, reservation snafu.
263
00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:33,951
We're working on it.
264
00:10:33,957 --> 00:10:35,224
Oh, my God.
265
00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,590
My suite is humongous.
266
00:10:37,744 --> 00:10:39,190
Stay with me.
267
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,041
Oh, no, w-we don't want to
interrupt your me-moon. It's...
268
00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:44,449
You're staying.
269
00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:46,819
Let's go. [LAUGHS]
270
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:47,958
Are y...
271
00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:50,812
?
272
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,420
- So fancy!
- [LAUGHS]
273
00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:54,653
BEN: It's good, right?
274
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,167
The bathroom is sick...
275
00:10:56,369 --> 00:10:58,472
Heated toilet seats.
276
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,812
- Stop it.
- I can't.
277
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,012
[KEVIN LAUGHS]
278
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:08,278
Ben, this is so nice of you. Thanks.
279
00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:09,455
You kidding me?
280
00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:11,639
You saved my life, man.
281
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,910
I was married to someone
who didn't love me.
282
00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,650
I deserve better.
283
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:19,110
- [CHUCKLES]
- I have never seen so many soaps.
284
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,514
I love this place!
285
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,269
Okay, you guys make yourselves at home.
286
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:23,708
- I'm gonna get a quick workout in.
- Alright.
287
00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:25,281
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,056
Ohh!
289
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,521
Ohh.
290
00:11:30,464 --> 00:11:32,485
_
291
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,259
I think I know this tiger.
292
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,359
BEN: Oh, it's cool, right?
293
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:38,348
It's supposed to be
the best tour in town.
294
00:11:38,382 --> 00:11:40,016
Going tomorrow morning.
295
00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:41,568
Hey, you guys should come.
296
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,569
Ye... Count us in!
297
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:47,072
MAN ON TV: Nowhere in the world
298
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,879
will you find a destination
that is culturally...
299
00:11:48,885 --> 00:11:50,046
Mmm.
300
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,043
- ... and spiritually satisfying...
- What are you doing?
301
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,171
Well, I had a bath...
302
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,527
Used the heated toilet.
303
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,951
Uh, fun fact... not as
great as you might think.
304
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,603
And now I'm relaxing with
some filmed entertainment.
305
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:06,096
Which is not of an adult nature,
306
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:08,865
because they don't have
that at this hotel.
307
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,465
Because I checked.
308
00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:12,280
You came all this way just to...
309
00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:13,503
Just to sit here?
310
00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,230
If there's a righteous soul
out there, go find it!
311
00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:18,699
I will. Tomorrow, on the tour.
312
00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:20,680
Look.
313
00:12:20,902 --> 00:12:22,970
Look at the pictures in this brochure.
314
00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:25,706
Half of them are from
visions that I've had.
315
00:12:25,741 --> 00:12:29,298
I am exactly where the
universe wants me to be.
316
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:30,902
The universe wants you in a hotel
317
00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,585
suite watching not-porn?
318
00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:33,815
No money for tickets?
319
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,021
Sam gives me miles.
320
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,051
Screw up the hotel reservation?
321
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,784
Oh, Ben has a suite at
322
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,916
the exact same hotel.
323
00:12:40,922 --> 00:12:43,839
The universe has Kevin-proofed itself.
324
00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:45,097
I can't fail.
325
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:48,071
?
326
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:52,900
Why do you go all-out decorating
your house for Christmas?
327
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:54,402
You live in the middle of nowhere.
328
00:12:54,436 --> 00:12:56,362
I mean, no one sees it.
329
00:12:56,745 --> 00:12:58,839
- Only one person matters.
- Who?
330
00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:00,075
Santa!
331
00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:01,914
Right. Santa.
332
00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:03,277
She gets the weather forecast
333
00:13:03,311 --> 00:13:04,845
from the National Weather Service.
334
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,580
Yes, I do, to accurately predict
335
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:08,893
the sleigh trajectory on our roof. Hmm.
336
00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,419
And I have updated my formula
337
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:13,120
to include the wind gusts
that are to be expected.
338
00:13:13,155 --> 00:13:14,922
No, no, no. No... No math, please.
339
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,123
- No math.
- Okay.
340
00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:18,859
- Uh, Amy? Hey!
- Iggy!
341
00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:20,528
- Hi.
- Hello. [LAUGHS]
342
00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:22,463
- You're here!
- I'm here.
343
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,799
The... Um, w-well, hi.
It's good to see you.
344
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:25,900
You too.
345
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,302
This is Reese, my... my...
This is my daughter, Reese.
346
00:13:28,336 --> 00:13:29,870
- Hi.
- Yeah.
347
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:32,106
Oh. Hi. Uh, your mom has
told me a lot about you.
348
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,908
- [CHUCKLES]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
349
00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:36,549
Oh, um, this is Nate.
This is my friend Nate.
350
00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:38,406
He's helping me with a project.
351
00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:39,527
For Santa.
352
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,382
For the house. For Christmas!
353
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,950
Hi. How are you?
354
00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,952
- Good to meet you, man.
- You too.
355
00:13:44,986 --> 00:13:47,621
So, uh, listen, I'm heading
out of town for the holidays.
356
00:13:47,656 --> 00:13:48,789
Yeah.
357
00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:51,225
Thought maybe we could get
together if you're free or...?
358
00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:52,393
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
359
00:13:52,427 --> 00:13:54,929
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
360
00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:56,286
That sounds... That sounds great.
361
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,703
Uh, excuse me. I'm gonna use
362
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,472
the restroom, let you guys talk.
363
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:00,501
Okay.
364
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,867
Reese, did you, uh,
365
00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:03,976
need to go to the restroom?
366
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,032
No.
367
00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:09,341
Okay. Okay, great.
368
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,480
Okay.
369
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:11,772
? It's Christmas ?
370
00:14:13,315 --> 00:14:15,349
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
371
00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:17,129
Food on sticks, guys!
372
00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:19,492
That is the perfect way to eat.
373
00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:21,522
This is exactly like I remember it.
374
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,684
- It's amazing.
- You've been here?
375
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:26,971
- I-I saw a documentary.
- Oh.
376
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:28,295
About this market.
377
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,930
Come on. Bus leaves in five.
378
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,332
Hmm.
379
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:34,301
Here you go. Three all-day passes.
380
00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:36,137
- Three?
- Yeah.
381
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,610
Where's Tyler?
382
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,797
[SIGHS] Tyler. Um...
383
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,344
Okay. Go on. I'll get him.
384
00:14:43,378 --> 00:14:45,443
- Okay. Save you seats.
- Alright.
385
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,034
Tyler!
386
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,161
Ty!
387
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,784
[GRUNTS] Sorry.
388
00:14:50,819 --> 00:14:51,852
Excuse me.
389
00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:54,855
Oh! Sorry. I'm so sorry.
390
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,802
- Thank you.
- No problem.
391
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,292
You a tourist? You need something?
392
00:14:58,326 --> 00:14:59,393
I can get you anything.
393
00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:01,162
No. I'm... I'm good. Thanks. Tyler!
394
00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:03,364
Place to eat? I know the
best noodles in town.
395
00:15:03,398 --> 00:15:06,333
Uh, money changer?
Finest silk? Anything!
396
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:07,668
I'm just looking for a friend.
397
00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:09,003
I can get you a friend.
398
00:15:09,037 --> 00:15:11,005
No, no. No. Just no, thank you.
399
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,740
- Tyler!
- Tyler!
400
00:15:12,774 --> 00:15:14,875
I really, really don't
need your help, okay?
401
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,977
Okay, boss. Tyler!
402
00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:18,349
Aah!
403
00:15:18,355 --> 00:15:20,323
[WHIMPERS]
404
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,783
Hey, man!
405
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,395
Think I can get this on carry-on?
406
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,523
Where the hell did you get that?
407
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,991
Oh, they're all over the place.
408
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:32,927
It's for the Laos new year!
409
00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:35,026
Oh! And snacks.
410
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,630
They're water beetles.
411
00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:38,236
They look gross,
412
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:39,909
but they taste gross, too.
413
00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:42,783
Ew. Oh, the bus! The bus!
414
00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:45,472
No, no, no, no! No! Wait! Wait!
415
00:15:45,941 --> 00:15:47,374
[SIGHS]
416
00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:48,943
Oh, man.
417
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,448
I'm sorry, buddy.
418
00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:52,023
This is my fault.
419
00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:53,696
- It... Ohh.
- [CRUNCH]
420
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,203
Wow!
421
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,117
That does not get better.
422
00:15:57,152 --> 00:15:59,073
We need to get on that bus.
423
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:02,775
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
424
00:16:02,781 --> 00:16:04,529
You need a ride?
425
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,767
[SIGHS]
426
00:16:08,115 --> 00:16:11,013
KEVIN: Where is the bus? I don't see it.
427
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,996
Don't worry. Those tour buses
428
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:14,938
always stop at the same sites.
429
00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,412
We'll catch them at the next stop.
430
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,613
Gum?
431
00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:19,520
- Oh. Thanks.
- $4 a stick.
432
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,682
Worth it.
433
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:21,917
- Hey, no, no, no. Whoa.
- Hey, hey!
434
00:16:21,951 --> 00:16:23,156
We're already paying you a lot
435
00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:24,525
of money to catch that tour bus,
436
00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:25,888
which you are failing at.
437
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,177
Why are you gouging us?
438
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:29,558
I have a baby on the
way any day now, man.
439
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:32,194
You have any idea how much
that's gonna cost me?
440
00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:33,362
You have kids?
441
00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:35,227
Not yet. But I plan on having
442
00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,937
a massive family one day.
443
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:38,867
Three boys, two girls.
444
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:41,470
Juan's the oldest.
Then Barbara the bookish one.
445
00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:43,939
Mark's the middle kid.
We got to keep an eye on him.
446
00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:45,207
Alison's next.
447
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,943
Then little Teddy, our youngest.
448
00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:49,878
[CHUCKLES] That scamp.
449
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,650
I haven't thought about
it as much as him.
450
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:57,119
Well, think hard before you do it.
451
00:16:57,153 --> 00:16:58,887
Food, clothes, school.
452
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:01,056
I'm trying everything I can.
453
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,792
Me and my wife are barely
staying ahead on rent as it is.
454
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,461
Well, there's plenty more of this
455
00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:07,029
if you catch up with that bus.
456
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,786
I got you, baby.
457
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,900
[GEARS GRINDING]
458
00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,569
- What is that?
- Oh, no.
459
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:15,904
- What's happening?
- No, no, no, no, no.
460
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,173
[CREAKING]
461
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,275
[HISSING]
462
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,831
?
463
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,952
[TYLER GROANS]
464
00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:34,695
- Minor setback.
- Ahh.
465
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,458
We'll catch up with the
bus at the next stop.
466
00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:37,993
Well, what do we do?
467
00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:40,689
This is a tourist spot. Be a tourist.
468
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:43,298
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
469
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:51,966
Still think the universe
has got your back?
470
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,757
Yeah, I mean, we'll...
471
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:56,009
We'll be on the road as soon
472
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:57,900
as Vong gets the car fixed.
473
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,690
Which should be...
474
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:02,985
Soon.
475
00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:06,704
I could do it.
476
00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:08,446
I could, um...
477
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,910
I could start that car.
478
00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:13,862
Yeah, definitely you could do that.
479
00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:14,997
I... [SIGHS]
480
00:18:15,031 --> 00:18:17,199
I don't interfere because
it's the height of hubris
481
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,868
to circumvent the will of the universe,
482
00:18:19,903 --> 00:18:21,273
the will of God,
483
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,308
but I could do it.
484
00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:25,240
It's... It's an emergency, right?
485
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,342
Right.
486
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:30,407
If you...
487
00:18:31,014 --> 00:18:32,817
If you tell me to do it,
488
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:34,934
I will.
489
00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:39,295
Um...
490
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,231
Don't fix the car. Don't do a thing.
491
00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:50,933
Why?
492
00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:52,278
[CHUCKLES]
493
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,038
That's from my vision.
494
00:18:57,774 --> 00:18:59,341
That car broke down for a reason.
495
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,376
We're here for a reason!
496
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,496
How can you be sure?
497
00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:06,582
I've trusted you, your... your lessons,
498
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,584
your guidance for this whole ride.
499
00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,052
And it's gotten us here.
500
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:12,294
Can you just trust me now?
501
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:19,113
?
502
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,564
[CLINKING]
503
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:27,768
?
504
00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:30,505
So, what do you, um...
505
00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:32,413
What do you think of Iggy?
506
00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:35,351
Mom, I'm not talking about this.
507
00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:36,878
- Wha...
- It's weird.
508
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,243
It's not weird.
509
00:19:38,796 --> 00:19:40,289
Come on.
510
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,117
Give me somethin'.
511
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:44,229
He seems nice, I guess.
512
00:19:44,235 --> 00:19:46,221
Hm. Nate didn't seem to like him.
513
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:47,990
Couldn't get out of there quick enough.
514
00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:49,711
That was strange, huh?
515
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,964
Yeah.
516
00:19:50,994 --> 00:19:53,595
Am I crazy? Was I the only
one that noticed that?
517
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:56,830
What?
518
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,586
Nate likes you.
519
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,529
Okay?
520
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,303
That's why he was acting stupid.
521
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,881
Uh.
522
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,448
Uh. [CHUCKLES]
523
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:11,980
Wha... Uh, how do you even know this?
524
00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:13,899
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
525
00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,423
Because...
526
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:18,520
He... he wanted to know if I was okay
527
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:19,955
if h-he asked you out.
528
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,592
Well, what did you say?
529
00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:25,127
No.
530
00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:28,664
Reese.
531
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:31,333
Honey, you know that I'm
gonna always love your dad.
532
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,035
Mom, that's not why.
533
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,801
Well, then why then?
534
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,651
Because you're not ready.
535
00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:40,208
I'm ready. I'm...
536
00:20:40,243 --> 00:20:42,444
I'm... very ready.
537
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:44,379
Why would you say that I wasn't ready?
538
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,181
Because of that.
539
00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:54,020
You haven't taken it off since Dad died.
540
00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,322
?
541
00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:02,415
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
542
00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:04,589
Okay! Cut it!
543
00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:07,547
Sorry, guys.
544
00:21:07,553 --> 00:21:08,975
It's not happening.
545
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,506
We can walk to town, and I'll get
546
00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,012
a tow to come back for the car.
547
00:21:12,929 --> 00:21:14,843
[SIGHS] Here's your money back.
548
00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,012
Oh, no, Vong. I'm... I'm... I'm good.
549
00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:18,814
I'm not taking it. I-I-I like it here.
550
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:21,350
I want to... I want to
stay for a little bit.
551
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:23,218
Well, I'm going.
552
00:21:23,252 --> 00:21:25,153
Don't waste your time here, Kevin.
553
00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:27,823
You... You need to try and
find the soul another way.
554
00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:30,441
- [TRUNK CLOSES]
- You can stay or come.
555
00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:31,997
Up to you.
556
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:36,913
It's you!
557
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:37,999
[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
558
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,776
- What?
- Kevin, wait. I...
559
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,001
This is it.
560
00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:44,241
VONG: What... What... What's happening?
561
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,469
?
562
00:21:55,776 --> 00:21:57,486
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
563
00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,331
- What's up?
- Well, I don't know.
564
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:00,742
Did...
565
00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,730
Did you feel anything?
566
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,547
No.
567
00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:07,573
Huh. [CHUCKLES]
568
00:22:09,082 --> 00:22:10,133
Uh,
569
00:22:11,651 --> 00:22:12,749
okay.
570
00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:15,404
Can I get one of those?
571
00:22:19,142 --> 00:22:21,431
- That's good stuff.
- [LAUGHS]
572
00:22:25,681 --> 00:22:27,916
Something should happen when
I anoint someone, right?
573
00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:31,077
I mean, I-I should have felt something.
574
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,968
I would think so.
575
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,651
What the hell is going on? I...
576
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,394
What is the universe trying to tell me?
577
00:22:40,797 --> 00:22:44,503
I don't think the universe
was talking to you. That...
578
00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:47,202
That message was meant for me.
579
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:51,139
You? What's the universe
trying to tell you?
580
00:22:51,174 --> 00:22:52,381
That...
581
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:53,980
That I'm wrong.
582
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,131
That...
583
00:22:56,182 --> 00:22:58,780
That there are no other righteous souls.
584
00:22:58,815 --> 00:23:00,319
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
585
00:23:00,325 --> 00:23:01,538
What?
586
00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:07,314
?
587
00:23:13,553 --> 00:23:14,705
Okay.
588
00:23:14,782 --> 00:23:16,432
Let's just take a deep
589
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,232
breath and strategize.
590
00:23:18,238 --> 00:23:19,705
Strategize what?
591
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:22,197
Um, our next move?
592
00:23:23,244 --> 00:23:26,669
Kevin, there are no other righteous.
593
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:29,381
[SIGHS] How do you know that?
594
00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:31,135
Because we just saw it.
595
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,157
This was all for nothing.
596
00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:35,821
I convinced 35 celestial beings
597
00:23:35,856 --> 00:23:38,057
to give up paradise for a fool's errand!
598
00:23:38,091 --> 00:23:39,823
I ruined their lives!
599
00:23:42,884 --> 00:23:44,296
I ruined your life.
600
00:23:44,331 --> 00:23:45,629
- No, you didn't.
- Kevin.
601
00:23:45,635 --> 00:23:46,767
You didn't.
602
00:23:47,213 --> 00:23:48,611
Go home.
603
00:23:49,877 --> 00:23:51,971
Go back to your family.
604
00:23:53,406 --> 00:23:55,109
What are you gonna do?
605
00:24:00,447 --> 00:24:02,068
I don't know.
606
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:05,918
I'm still righteous, right?
I mean, you...
607
00:24:06,523 --> 00:24:08,374
You were right about that.
608
00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:10,851
Yes.
609
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,605
You're the only one left.
610
00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:18,324
Well, maybe I'm enough.
611
00:24:19,099 --> 00:24:21,882
?
612
00:24:24,938 --> 00:24:27,106
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
613
00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:30,922
?
614
00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:34,413
[WOMAN SPEAKING LAO]
615
00:24:34,447 --> 00:24:36,515
[SPEAKING LAO]
616
00:24:36,550 --> 00:24:39,018
Oh, I... What is it?
617
00:24:39,052 --> 00:24:40,619
[SPEAKING LAO]
618
00:24:40,654 --> 00:24:42,388
- Ahh.
- Mmm!
619
00:24:43,408 --> 00:24:45,575
Oh, my God!
620
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,888
This is the most delicious...
621
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,767
Mystery food I've ever tasted!
622
00:24:49,796 --> 00:24:51,564
[LAUGHS]
623
00:24:51,598 --> 00:24:52,965
Mmm!
624
00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:55,467
You are... a weird man. [LAUGHS]
625
00:24:55,502 --> 00:24:56,769
Yeah.
626
00:24:56,803 --> 00:24:58,637
But a good man.
627
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,256
Thank you. I-I try. Ohh!
628
00:25:02,513 --> 00:25:05,000
Oh. [SPEAKING LAO]
629
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:06,946
[CELLPHONE CLICKING, CHIMING]
630
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,448
Thank you very much.
631
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:13,052
?
632
00:25:13,086 --> 00:25:14,395
Hey.
633
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,613
How's the car?
634
00:25:17,094 --> 00:25:18,757
Waiting for the tow truck.
635
00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:21,594
After that, I don't know what to do.
636
00:25:22,863 --> 00:25:25,598
Well, maybe I could help.
637
00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:29,168
?
638
00:25:29,202 --> 00:25:30,804
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
639
00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:32,246
Can I get you anything else?
640
00:25:32,252 --> 00:25:34,376
No, I'm... I'm fine. Thanks.
641
00:25:36,529 --> 00:25:38,063
TYLER: Hey!
642
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:39,989
We got the same drink!
643
00:25:40,954 --> 00:25:43,379
Mind if I join you?
644
00:25:45,355 --> 00:25:48,857
Oh, I-I don't think I'd be
good company right now.
645
00:25:49,406 --> 00:25:51,407
That's not possible.
646
00:25:54,664 --> 00:25:56,665
What's got you down?
647
00:25:58,301 --> 00:25:59,801
Work problems.
648
00:25:59,836 --> 00:26:01,837
Hm. That bad?
649
00:26:01,871 --> 00:26:05,674
Bad enough that I threw in the towel
650
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,776
and now here I am.
651
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:10,001
Well, I'm glad you're here.
652
00:26:10,413 --> 00:26:12,948
It's always nice to
meet another American.
653
00:26:12,982 --> 00:26:15,223
Oh. [COUGHS] Oh.
654
00:26:15,229 --> 00:26:17,658
Um, I'm not from there.
655
00:26:17,687 --> 00:26:19,187
Ah. Canadian, eh?
656
00:26:19,222 --> 00:26:20,956
[CHUCKLES]
657
00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:22,190
Sure.
658
00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:24,159
Rad. I love poutine.
659
00:26:24,639 --> 00:26:26,528
Are you always this happy?
660
00:26:26,562 --> 00:26:28,797
Well, I'm drinking a fruity cocktail,
661
00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:30,799
sitting next to a beautiful lady.
662
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,434
Why wouldn't I be happy?
663
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,571
Oh, hey, just share mine.
664
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,969
?
665
00:26:41,044 --> 00:26:43,545
Thank you, Betty. Appreciate you.
666
00:26:43,579 --> 00:26:45,180
[CHUCKLES] Oh!
667
00:26:45,214 --> 00:26:47,716
- Nate. Hi.
- Hey.
668
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,681
Hey. Uh, just
669
00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:52,328
here for a cup of coffee. Me. I am.
670
00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:53,965
- You have yours.
- Yeah.
671
00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:56,472
- Yeah.
- I have an extra if you...
672
00:26:56,506 --> 00:26:58,975
That guy [CLEARS THROAT] that you met,
673
00:26:59,009 --> 00:27:02,354
he's, um, a professor that
I went out on a date with.
674
00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,419
A-A da date.
675
00:27:04,452 --> 00:27:05,491
Oh.
676
00:27:06,037 --> 00:27:07,259
Yeah, okay.
677
00:27:07,265 --> 00:27:08,775
But... Um...
678
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:13,656
But I realized that, um,
679
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:16,382
I'm just not ready to date yet, so...
680
00:27:16,388 --> 00:27:17,821
It's cool, right?
681
00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:21,397
That I-I realized that with him,
682
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,333
and, you know, not while I was out
683
00:27:24,368 --> 00:27:26,235
on a date with another person.
684
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,371
Yeah, yeah, I know exactly how you feel.
685
00:27:28,405 --> 00:27:31,384
You know, post-divorce, who
wants to hop into something?
686
00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:33,274
That's why it's important
to have friends.
687
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,243
Right. - To get you through
all the rough patches.
688
00:27:35,249 --> 00:27:36,749
- Yes! So true.
- Right.
689
00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,242
True, true, true.
690
00:27:38,817 --> 00:27:40,021
So true.
691
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:42,051
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
692
00:27:42,085 --> 00:27:43,886
[CHUCKLES]
693
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,022
Okay, well, thank you. Um...
694
00:27:46,056 --> 00:27:47,890
Thanks for making that
695
00:27:47,924 --> 00:27:50,232
a lot less awkward than
I tried to make it.
696
00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:51,596
- You're welcome.
- Okay.
697
00:27:51,602 --> 00:27:52,879
Ah, well, you know what?
698
00:27:52,885 --> 00:27:54,457
I will take you up on that extra
699
00:27:54,463 --> 00:27:55,936
cup of coffee, so thank you.
700
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,900
Uh, that one's creamer.
701
00:27:57,934 --> 00:28:00,609
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That is creamer. Ooh!
702
00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:01,871
- [LAUGHS]
- It's very creamy.
703
00:28:01,905 --> 00:28:03,839
- I am so sorry.
- And not at all what I expected. No.
704
00:28:04,329 --> 00:28:06,030
I shouldn't have chugged it like that.
705
00:28:06,036 --> 00:28:07,720
That's the one you want. My bad.
706
00:28:07,726 --> 00:28:09,727
[LAUGHS] I'm so sorry.
707
00:28:10,338 --> 00:28:12,932
This is the third time this
month that car broke down.
708
00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:15,858
The repairs are costing more
than what the car is worth.
709
00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:17,700
It's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out.
710
00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:19,540
I can't even take care of myself.
711
00:28:19,546 --> 00:28:22,606
How can I be responsible
for another life?
712
00:28:26,129 --> 00:28:28,878
Feels like the weight of the whole world
713
00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:30,743
is on your shoulders?
714
00:28:30,749 --> 00:28:32,144
Yes.
715
00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:36,204
Yeah, I-I-I get that. Uh, in...
716
00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:39,670
In my, um, job,
717
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,877
there is a ton of pressure.
718
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:46,082
But I've had to learn
to ignore the fact that
719
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,465
everything will fall apart if I fail.
720
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,967
How can you do that when
721
00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:56,565
everything is so overwhelming?
722
00:28:56,993 --> 00:28:59,211
Well, uh, by taking it
723
00:28:59,597 --> 00:29:01,736
just one step at a time and...
724
00:29:01,765 --> 00:29:04,633
and hoping that it makes
a difference in the end.
725
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:07,683
Y-You focus on the things
that you can control
726
00:29:08,338 --> 00:29:12,141
because everything else
is just gonna happen
727
00:29:12,175 --> 00:29:13,809
no matter what you do.
728
00:29:15,984 --> 00:29:18,185
I don't know. It... It helps me.
729
00:29:18,682 --> 00:29:20,173
Thanks.
730
00:29:23,172 --> 00:29:25,474
Sound like you have
a very important job.
731
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,020
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
732
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,854
What do you do?
733
00:29:29,771 --> 00:29:32,083
Uh, I-I'm a, uh, uh...
734
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:34,951
Senator.
735
00:29:35,298 --> 00:29:36,932
Wow!
736
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,292
- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- Oh.
737
00:29:42,108 --> 00:29:43,978
It's my wife.
738
00:29:43,984 --> 00:29:45,351
Hello?
739
00:29:46,977 --> 00:29:49,111
[SPEAKING LAO]
740
00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:56,005
[CELLPHONE LOCKS]
741
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,391
My wife is in labor.
742
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,675
I need to get home now!
743
00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:01,244
Yep.
744
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:04,488
So the Postmates guy shows up,
745
00:30:04,494 --> 00:30:07,887
and I notice he'd eaten
half my bag of grapes.
746
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,527
Oh, so rude!
747
00:30:09,701 --> 00:30:10,900
What'd you do?
748
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,219
Well, we bonded over how
delicious grapes were,
749
00:30:13,225 --> 00:30:15,504
and then I gave him the rest
of the bag for the ride home.
750
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:20,142
[MAN SPEAKING LAO]
751
00:30:20,177 --> 00:30:22,761
I think he just said this is it.
752
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:25,981
- [MARIACHI BAND PLAYS SLOW SONG]
- Would you care to dance?
753
00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:28,551
Sure. That'd be nice.
754
00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:31,587
Are you feeling any better?
755
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,055
For now.
756
00:30:33,089 --> 00:30:36,091
But as soon as the song is
over and reality sets in,
757
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:39,655
I'm gonna... I'm gonna want
to fade away and disappear.
758
00:30:39,661 --> 00:30:42,130
Oh, that's not how the
universe works, though.
759
00:30:42,136 --> 00:30:43,195
Oh.
760
00:30:43,296 --> 00:30:45,362
Well, how does the universe work?
761
00:30:45,368 --> 00:30:46,868
In... In your opinion?
762
00:30:47,103 --> 00:30:49,138
There's no disappearing.
763
00:30:49,144 --> 00:30:51,178
The world's too small.
764
00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,839
Friends will always find
you when you need them.
765
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,470
I mean, look at us.
766
00:30:55,476 --> 00:30:57,970
Who would think that an
American and a Canadian
767
00:30:58,081 --> 00:31:01,517
would be dancing to a
mariachi band in Laos?
768
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,452
It's amazing.
769
00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:08,244
Wait. Wha...
770
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:11,560
That's a mariachi band?!
771
00:31:13,842 --> 00:31:15,712
Do you want to go over
there and look? Come on.
772
00:31:15,718 --> 00:31:17,604
Hi. Excuse me, sir.
We need a taxi right away.
773
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:18,743
- It's an emergency.
- Kevin.
774
00:31:18,749 --> 00:31:20,341
I can't talk right now, really.
775
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:22,478
Oh, great! Vong! Taxi!
776
00:31:22,484 --> 00:31:24,185
No! Oh, sir, please! We need it!
777
00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:25,353
Kevin, listen to me!
778
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:26,732
Don't worry, Vong. We'll get a taxi.
779
00:31:26,738 --> 00:31:28,423
We'll get a taxi. We're
gonna need one more taxi.
780
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,758
- Kevin!
- Please!
781
00:31:29,774 --> 00:31:31,547
- Hey. What's going on?
- Tyler, Vong's wife is in labor,
782
00:31:31,553 --> 00:31:32,676
and we need a ride.
783
00:31:32,711 --> 00:31:34,354
- Can you...
- Uh, taxi!
784
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,588
Kevin.
785
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,562
Yvette, I really need to
concentrate right now!
786
00:31:37,568 --> 00:31:38,969
[TIRES SCREECH]
787
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,197
What was that?
788
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:43,666
Mariachi.
789
00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:45,756
Mariachi?!
790
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:47,224
Mariachi!
791
00:31:47,237 --> 00:31:49,683
You still think this was
all for nothing? Hmnh!
792
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:51,506
[GASPS]
793
00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:53,212
Uh, can you guys give us a ride?
794
00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:57,462
AMY: Oh, my God. What's going on?
795
00:31:59,237 --> 00:32:01,017
I hope that's nothing bad.
796
00:32:01,096 --> 00:32:03,798
Maybe Mrs. Glubo forgot
to put on clothes again.
797
00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:05,266
Reese.
798
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,357
What? That happened.
799
00:32:07,363 --> 00:32:09,662
She is in a home now.
800
00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:13,147
AMY: Is that Nate?
801
00:32:16,349 --> 00:32:18,946
?
802
00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:23,110
?
803
00:32:24,406 --> 00:32:26,280
AMY: What happened?
804
00:32:26,286 --> 00:32:28,489
Maybe there was a gas
leak in the neighborhood.
805
00:32:29,186 --> 00:32:30,625
Oh, my God. Really?
806
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:32,794
Or maybe it was a Christmas travesty
807
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,763
no one was seeing Santa's landing pad.
808
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:39,957
Did you...
809
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,464
Did you do all this
810
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:44,839
so people would pass by my house?
811
00:32:45,252 --> 00:32:46,641
Who knows.
812
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:49,310
Well, except Santa. He knows everything.
813
00:32:52,966 --> 00:32:55,067
And, uh, maybe you should get inside,
814
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,985
you know, in case the gas leak spreads.
815
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,287
[CHUCKLES]
816
00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:02,356
?
817
00:33:03,168 --> 00:33:05,631
KEVIN: It is crazy how things work out.
818
00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:08,129
You have no clue.
819
00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:11,545
Are you okay, Ty?
820
00:33:11,872 --> 00:33:13,169
Okay?
821
00:33:13,496 --> 00:33:15,978
I'm more okay than I've ever been.
822
00:33:16,635 --> 00:33:19,483
I met the most amazing woman.
823
00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:21,156
Really? Where?
824
00:33:21,162 --> 00:33:22,844
The hotel bar.
825
00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:25,613
It was, like, everything dimmed
826
00:33:25,647 --> 00:33:27,648
except for her across the room.
827
00:33:27,683 --> 00:33:29,550
Well, did you t-talk to her?
828
00:33:29,585 --> 00:33:31,185
We talked.
829
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,173
- Aww!
- We danced.
830
00:33:34,064 --> 00:33:37,917
For a brief moment, we just... were.
831
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,090
Ohh!
832
00:33:40,096 --> 00:33:41,396
Did you get her number?
833
00:33:41,402 --> 00:33:42,992
I didn't even get her name.
834
00:33:42,998 --> 00:33:45,333
Well, maybe we can find her.
835
00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:47,933
What'd she... What'd she look like?
836
00:33:48,471 --> 00:33:49,678
[SIGHS]
837
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,879
Beautiful brown eyes.
838
00:33:51,885 --> 00:33:53,679
Flawless brown skin.
839
00:33:53,709 --> 00:33:56,310
Her hair was braided in a ring
840
00:33:56,345 --> 00:33:58,679
like... a halo.
841
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:03,718
Huh. Wow.
842
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:07,555
Um, what was she wearing?
843
00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:09,757
She was wearing this beautiful shirt.
844
00:34:09,791 --> 00:34:11,334
It was the color of
845
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,748
a beautiful orange bird.
846
00:34:14,796 --> 00:34:16,998
Red dangling earrings
847
00:34:17,032 --> 00:34:20,835
made out of this, like, poofy tassel.
848
00:34:22,638 --> 00:34:24,438
I met an angel, Kev.
849
00:34:24,473 --> 00:34:25,773
[BRAKES SQUEAL] Mm-hmm.
850
00:34:25,807 --> 00:34:27,375
And I don't know what to do.
851
00:34:28,106 --> 00:34:30,207
Hey! We're here!
852
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,880
VONG: Vatsana!
853
00:34:33,886 --> 00:34:36,928
Vatsana! Vatsana! Vatsana!
854
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:38,840
[SPEAKING LAO]
855
00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:41,948
[SPEAKING LAO]
856
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,593
She said she called
ambulance an hour ago.
857
00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,762
[VATSANA SCREAMING]
858
00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,797
[SPEAKING LAO]
859
00:34:49,831 --> 00:34:51,632
She thinks she's gonna
have the baby now!
860
00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:53,100
- Wha...
- What do I do?!
861
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,802
Uh, just keep talking to her.
862
00:34:54,836 --> 00:34:56,804
Uh, you'll talk us through this, right?
863
00:34:56,838 --> 00:35:00,178
- Don't look at me.
- What? This is what the universe wants.
864
00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:01,362
What if I mess up?
865
00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:04,404
Hey, Kev, can I be of assistance?
866
00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:05,813
You know how to deliver a baby?
867
00:35:05,847 --> 00:35:08,249
LUCILLE: Not him, numb-nuts. Me!
868
00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:10,418
- Lucille's a midwife.
- What?
869
00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:12,820
Now, do you need me to
describe the female anatomy,
870
00:35:12,854 --> 00:35:14,221
or can we get to work?
871
00:35:14,256 --> 00:35:16,791
Hi, Lucille. It's nice to see you.
872
00:35:19,582 --> 00:35:21,640
[BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY]
873
00:35:21,646 --> 00:35:23,395
LUCILLE: You're doing great, sweetie.
874
00:35:23,401 --> 00:35:24,649
Just keep breathing.
875
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,289
I'm gonna help your
husband with the baby.
876
00:35:26,323 --> 00:35:28,624
That's amazing! You're amazing!
877
00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,259
Knock off the back slapping
878
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,514
until I know you idiots haven't
crapped the bed on this!
879
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,697
- Now let's get down to business.
- Okay.
880
00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:37,533
People often call childbirth
the miracle of life,
881
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:39,885
but to actually witness it,
882
00:35:40,337 --> 00:35:42,472
it's truly miraculous.
883
00:35:42,506 --> 00:35:44,440
So you gonna point me
toward the action or what?!
884
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:47,310
Fine. It's the miracle of life.
885
00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:50,012
It's the miracle of life.
It's the miracle of life.
886
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,681
Ohh.
887
00:35:51,715 --> 00:35:54,884
Crap! This baby's coming
in fast and hard!
888
00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:57,553
- O-Okay. What do I do?!
- [MOANING LOUDLY]
889
00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,186
Catch the baby, idiot!
890
00:35:59,288 --> 00:36:01,413
- You got this, Vong.
- Ohh.
891
00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:05,628
[SCREAMING]
892
00:36:05,662 --> 00:36:07,530
[BABY CRIES]
893
00:36:07,564 --> 00:36:09,632
- Ohh!
- It's a girl!
894
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:11,634
She's a girl!
895
00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:14,537
[MARIACHI BAND PLAYING UP-TEMPO MUSIC]
896
00:36:16,504 --> 00:36:20,476
?
897
00:36:23,994 --> 00:36:25,928
Can you believe that just happened?
898
00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,553
YVETTE: Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
899
00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,165
We delivered a baby.
900
00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:31,429
[CHUCKLES]
901
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,591
Hey.
902
00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,498
I-I-I know we didn't accomplish
903
00:36:38,826 --> 00:36:40,899
what we set out to do, but...
904
00:36:41,298 --> 00:36:45,452
But we did something amazing today.
905
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,244
Maybe this is the universe's
way of saying that it...
906
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:54,015
It's not just about finding
the righteous. It's...
907
00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:56,779
It's about...
908
00:36:57,321 --> 00:36:59,717
Being good and...
909
00:37:00,728 --> 00:37:02,074
Doing the right thing.
910
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,533
And not because I-I had to.
But because I...
911
00:37:06,186 --> 00:37:08,147
I w... I wanted to.
912
00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:12,094
I believe you're right.
913
00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:14,982
Would you like to meet Laya?
914
00:37:15,623 --> 00:37:17,981
Laya? Yeah.
915
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,914
[LAYA FUSSES]
916
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,487
"Beautiful one."
917
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,512
Hi, beautiful one!
918
00:37:26,039 --> 00:37:27,974
[TWINKLING]
919
00:37:29,443 --> 00:37:33,180
?
920
00:37:36,826 --> 00:37:40,353
?
921
00:37:44,018 --> 00:37:46,692
?
922
00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:53,032
?
923
00:37:53,066 --> 00:37:55,768
[OVERLAPPING VOICES]
924
00:37:59,535 --> 00:38:01,503
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Ladies and gentlemen,
925
00:38:01,509 --> 00:38:03,999
the captain has turned on
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
926
00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:05,623
Please return to your seats and
927
00:38:05,629 --> 00:38:07,246
keep your seat belts fastened.
928
00:38:07,714 --> 00:38:10,305
Oh, well, hey there, Sleeping Beauty.
929
00:38:10,436 --> 00:38:13,100
- What?
- You knocked out hard!
930
00:38:13,106 --> 00:38:14,540
Can't blame you, though.
931
00:38:14,546 --> 00:38:16,547
How did I get here?
932
00:38:16,621 --> 00:38:19,924
Dude. How indeed.
933
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:23,868
We tore Laos up.
934
00:38:23,874 --> 00:38:26,743
I'm surprised we survived
to catch the flight home.
935
00:38:26,749 --> 00:38:28,304
Wait. Tyler, what are you talking about?
936
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:30,724
The last thing I remember was...
937
00:38:31,305 --> 00:38:32,731
The baby.
938
00:38:32,737 --> 00:38:34,741
Yeah, after you delivered that baby,
939
00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,936
you were, like, powered up.
940
00:38:36,975 --> 00:38:39,376
You wanted to experience everything.
941
00:38:39,411 --> 00:38:42,079
- Everything? What d...
- [CELLPHONE UNLOCKS]
942
00:38:44,185 --> 00:38:46,319
Tha... We...
943
00:38:48,253 --> 00:38:51,989
Um, a-are those marks from a tiger?
944
00:38:52,023 --> 00:38:54,810
You, sir, are a badass.
945
00:38:55,127 --> 00:38:56,160
[WINCES]
946
00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:59,797
Ah, those little guys
tickled something fierce.
947
00:38:59,831 --> 00:39:01,067
[CHUCKLES]
948
00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:03,172
W-What's that?
949
00:39:03,201 --> 00:39:05,903
That's where I met my Earth Angel
950
00:39:05,937 --> 00:39:09,240
and had the most amazing
night of my life.
951
00:39:10,663 --> 00:39:13,420
So this mystery woman...
Did she speak authoritatively
952
00:39:13,426 --> 00:39:16,322
like she knew all the answers
and you were, like, an idiot?
953
00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:18,616
Nah. This was love.
954
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:22,038
I can tell because it hurts
so much to be without her.
955
00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:25,456
But I kind of love how much it hurts.
956
00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:27,124
Makes me feel alive.
957
00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:29,660
Like, there's meaning to life, you know?
958
00:39:29,694 --> 00:39:31,178
Yeah.
959
00:39:32,197 --> 00:39:33,831
Yes, I do.
960
00:39:33,865 --> 00:39:35,499
That's why I want to document this.
961
00:39:35,534 --> 00:39:37,902
Show our grandchildren.
962
00:39:39,008 --> 00:39:42,110
What makes you think
you'll ever see her again?
963
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:45,776
Hm. The universe sent me an angel, Kev.
964
00:39:45,811 --> 00:39:48,445
The universe doesn't make mistakes.
965
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,781
I'll see her again.
966
00:39:54,347 --> 00:39:57,418
?
967
00:40:02,688 --> 00:40:06,405
?
968
00:40:11,006 --> 00:40:14,189
?
969
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:18,927
? A frosty Christmas Eve ?
970
00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:23,987
? When the stars were shining ?
971
00:40:24,783 --> 00:40:28,453
? I traveled for the home ?
972
00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:33,462
? Where westward falls the hill ?
973
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:38,077
? And for many, many a village ?
974
00:40:38,964 --> 00:40:41,265
- ? In the darkness... ?
- More pretzels?
975
00:40:41,299 --> 00:40:43,301
Just because something is free
976
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,374
doesn't mean stuff your face.
977
00:40:45,403 --> 00:40:47,738
Did you really slow-dance with Tyler
978
00:40:47,772 --> 00:40:49,340
to a mariachi band in Laos?
979
00:40:49,374 --> 00:40:51,041
You have to tell me.
980
00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:52,724
Do I look like I have time for
981
00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:54,797
casual meetups in East Asia?
982
00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:57,214
Does that even sound like me?
983
00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:01,252
- No, I guess not.
- Okay.
984
00:41:01,286 --> 00:41:03,754
Wait. You didn't answer the question.
985
00:41:03,788 --> 00:41:05,583
You need to forget this foolishness
986
00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:07,609
and get your mind back in the game.
987
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,028
Fine. But only because
988
00:41:11,062 --> 00:41:13,797
I was already thinking
about Vong's baby anyway.
989
00:41:13,832 --> 00:41:15,900
? Heard music in the fields ?
990
00:41:15,934 --> 00:41:17,801
Do you think she'll be alright?
991
00:41:17,836 --> 00:41:20,026
She's so helpless.
992
00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:23,283
She'll be fine.
993
00:41:23,842 --> 00:41:25,488
Trust me.
994
00:41:26,011 --> 00:41:27,753
Pretty optimistic for somebody
995
00:41:27,759 --> 00:41:29,151
who had lost all hope.
996
00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:31,037
Because...
997
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:34,447
I now know something
I didn't know before.
998
00:41:35,921 --> 00:41:37,955
What you do matters.
999
00:41:38,422 --> 00:41:42,147
The... The smallest act
of kindness, the...
1000
00:41:43,229 --> 00:41:45,581
The simplest expression of love...
1001
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,944
It... it grows.
1002
00:41:51,573 --> 00:41:54,004
It reverberates through the world...
1003
00:41:54,039 --> 00:41:55,406
[LAYA FUSSES]
1004
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,069
... through the universe.
1005
00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:02,146
And it's a light that's more powerful
1006
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,949
than any force of darkness.
1007
00:42:04,983 --> 00:42:07,318
? By the riches of the times ?
1008
00:42:07,352 --> 00:42:09,153
- I know now...
- Open it.
1009
00:42:09,187 --> 00:42:12,206
... more than I've ever known before...
1010
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,040
- [LAUGHS]
- ... that
1011
00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:16,531
- [REESE SQUEALS]
- the world is good.
1012
00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:18,128
Ooh, they're delicious.
1013
00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,097
Did you seriously just eat that?
1014
00:42:20,131 --> 00:42:21,999
- They're so good. A little crunchy.
- No!
1015
00:42:23,034 --> 00:42:27,000
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