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Previously on "Kevin
(Probably) Saves the World"...
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- I'm a messenger from God.
- Oh, good.
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I'm here to guide and protect you.
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- Who are you talking to?
- She can't see me.
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In every generation,
there are 36 righteous souls.
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The only job you have in life
for the foreseeable future
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is to build up your spiritual powers
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through acts of kindness
and selflessness.
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After you've done so,
God is gonna show you
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how to find the other Righteous.
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We have to find out where this is.
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That's where you'll find
the next righteous person.
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You've been here this whole time?
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No, I've been in conference
with my colleagues.
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They're not really feeling
the mission anymore.
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We still have a job to do.
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Mom!
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?
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How'd you do that?
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I... Sorr... What are you talking about?
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KEVIN: It all started when
I saw the butterflies.
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And then I wound up in some lake.
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After that came the red masks,
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and there was mariachi music, too.
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Still don't know how that fits in.
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One by one,
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the universe gave us clues...
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Clues that will lead us to
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our first righteous soul.
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- Nice work, right?
- Mm.
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What? You don't like it?
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Well, all you did was take the photos
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and pin them up with yarn.
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Y... [SIGHS]
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No, this is a murder board. [SCOFFS]
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What's a murder board?
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It's what detectives on TV use
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to... to solve crimes and nail perps.
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Have you never seen a cop show?
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I don't watch television.
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That... mm.
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Well, that is just gross.
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We have all the pieces.
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We just need to see
how they all connect.
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I can guarantee you they're
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not connected by yarn, so...
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Okay... I know they're
not connected by yarn.
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The yarn is a metaphoric connection.
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Do you know because
you are connecting...
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- Sweet murder board.
- Aah!
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Yvette.
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Still as pretty as a damn picture.
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Get in here.
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[SNIFFS]
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[SNIFFS]
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You got a jumpy one on your hands, huh?
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So sorry about this, buddy.
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I mean, this is a work of art.
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Solid yarn work.
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Dave, what are you doing here?
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Dave?
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You know him?
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He's one of you?!
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Big time. Th-That's...
That's why I'm here.
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I want to join Team Kevin.
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- Join? I-I-I don't know...
- Great!
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What?
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It would be nice if we got
some fresh eyes on this stuff.
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And I like the idea of
having my own team.
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- Team Kevin forever, right?
- [LAUGHS]
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Excuse me. Quick sidebar.
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Well, I want in. I mean...
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- Okay, we're just gonna...
- ... we are Team Kevin, after all.
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?
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Where are we?
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Italia.
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Si pravi bellissimo, no?
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Get those stupid-ass sunglasses
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off your stupid-ass face.
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I have been working nonstop
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while you've been chilling in Italy?
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And now you want back in just like that.
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You quit on me.
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I know.
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I was frustrated.
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I had to clear my head,
so I wandered around.
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And after some exposure to Earth...
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[SIGHS]
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I've come to a conclusion.
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And what's that?
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I love it here.
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Oh, my Gosh, the scenery,
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the food, the people.
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Yvette, we have to save this place.
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I don't know. Kevin's
finally hitting his stride,
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and adding a new voice to the mix...
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Will only make the harmony sweeter.
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Hear me out. What if I sign
on for the short term...
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Just until Kevin anoints
the next Righteous?
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Look, you and I both know
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that success breeds success.
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If we can help Kevin,
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I'm sure we can get
the others to join us.
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Can't have a Team Kevin meeting
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without the Team Kevin capt...
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What the hell?
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?
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Kevin. [CLEARS THROAT]
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David will be helping us
out for the time being.
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I'm gonna help you so hard
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it's almost gonna become unhelpful.
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Ah, that's fantastic.
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That is... wonderful.
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So... what are the chances
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of the universe...
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Granting me the strength
of a thousand men?
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Slim to none.
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Okay, because I was coming downstairs,
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and I just barely grabbed
the railing and...
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That!
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That happened!
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Super strength.
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What if...
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The universe wanted you to
go to the hardware store?
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Renovation blowout.
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I love a blowout.
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"Save on replacement parts for
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"stairs, railings, cabinets."
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Pretty obvious, man.
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The universe thinks your
sister's house is a trash heap.
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We got to spruce this place up.
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Or we need to go to the hardware store
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and see what else the
universe has to say.
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Really?
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'Cause this backsplash is painful.
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Okay, so you have Reese,
a 101-pound girl.
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She's on a catwalk 15
1/2 feet in the air.
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When she falls, it takes
her a hair under a second
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to hit the ground. Kevin is...
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10 to 15 feet away.
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The speed at which it
would take Kevin to
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- get into position to catch the salt..
- Wait.
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Kevin's the pepper, right?
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It's just... from where I was standing,
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it looked like she was floating.
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She was just hanging there,
waiting for him to catch her.
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It was only for a second, but...
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[SIGHS]
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I don't think I'll ever
understand what happened.
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Maybe it's ketchup.
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Uh, sorry, I-I couldn't help
but overhear your dilemma.
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Interesting stuff.
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Ignacio DePerro, Amy Cabrera.
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Iggy's a professor of theology.
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What if your salt fell and
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the pepper was too far away
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and there was just no way
it could make the save,
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so salt floats because ketchup?
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Uh, can you explain that? [CHUCKLES]
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No.
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No one can. Yeah.
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'Cause ketchup is the unexplained.
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Ketchup is wormholes.
Ketchup is meridian lines.
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Ketchup is miracles.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I sound insane to you.
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Yeah, a little. [CHUCKLES]
I've got to get to class.
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It was nice to meet you,
Iggy. I'll see you.
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?
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Pass the ketchup.
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?
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Stop.
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Nail gun.
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The universe wants me to buy a nail gun?
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No. I do.
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Why hammer when you can bust
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a nail all up in that wood?
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You make sense. Go on.
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This man has the attention
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span of a labradoodle.
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If you want to help him, help him focus.
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She's not wrong.
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MAN: Can I get a
manager at register six?
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Manager at register six.
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You have other things to
take care of... real things.
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You have made it very clear
that that's how you feel.
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That's why I said you
didn't have to come.
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[CART THUDS]
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Kevin?
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Hey! [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Mrs. Allen. [CHUCKLES]
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Kevin.
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It's been a long time. How are you?
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I'm well.
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Uh, I am good, too,
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also, as well. [CHUCKLES]
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You ladies buying some hardware?
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Yes, Kevin, I am renovating my home.
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Oh.
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That's exciting.
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You know what, I actually...
I have to make a call. So, uh...
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- I'll talk to you later, Kevin, okay?
- Okay.
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I'll be in the car.
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Well, back to shopping, I guess.
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It was nice to...
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Railings.
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That's just what I was looking for.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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A lot to choose from... railings-wise.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, actually, here is my guy.
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Oh.
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Wow, what are the odds?
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We're looking for the same
thing, and it's the last one.
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You... Are you, uh...
You fixing your stairs, too?
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Yes, new railing, new cabinets...
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I'm giving the place a facelift.
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I have a bunch of things
on my to-do list.
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Here you go. [GRUNTS]
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You don't have to do that.
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No, no, no, no. I actually...
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I do. Um...
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That... That's okay.
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Tell me...
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Do you need any help
with your to-do list?
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[NAIL GUN FIRES]
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What was that?
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DAVE: Kevin!
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Nail gun!
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Kevin!
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Kevin!
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Um, you said cabinets,
and they're over there.
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That's just what I
was re... I was going...
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Just a little hint. [CHUCKLES]
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That way.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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I don't know why you're doing this.
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You know this lady hates you, right?
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Yeah, I'm... I am well aware. Thank you.
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He's doing this because it's
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what the universe wants.
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And who are we to ask?
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But why does she hate you?
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Is it because of Kristin?
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She's had it in for me since
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she was my English teacher.
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I mean, dating her daughter didn't help.
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- Bingo.
- But...
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- Hi.
- Kevin?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm ready to help with your renovations,
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as... as promised. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, I only agreed to your offer
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because I didn't believe
you'd actually come.
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Uh, right. Well, I am here, and I'm...
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I'm ready to help.
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And I don't see any other volunteers.
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Thank you.
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?
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Oh!
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Wow. I-I can't remember
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the last time I was in this house.
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August 12, 1999.
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You snuck in and spent
the night with Kristin
268
00:10:16,014 --> 00:10:17,748
before you went off to college.
269
00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,260
That...
270
00:10:19,811 --> 00:10:21,045
That does ring a bell.
271
00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:23,220
So, why are you really here, Kevin?
272
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,623
I hope it's not to win me over,
273
00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:26,384
because that ship has sailed.
274
00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:29,059
Ms. Allen, I don't
know if you know this,
275
00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:32,029
but Kristin and I hashed our stuff out.
276
00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,720
You really have no idea, do you?
277
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:38,054
- Well, I just...
- 1997.
278
00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:42,673
You vandalized my entire front lawn...
279
00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:44,288
Windows soaked, toilet paper
280
00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,714
in the trees, the lawn graffiti!
281
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:48,032
- Uh, that wa... That wasn't me.
- Oh, please.
282
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,039
I have it on good
authority that it was you.
283
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,882
Who's your good authority?
284
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,183
Edward Goodwin.
285
00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:55,841
Well, uh... I have
breaking news for you.
286
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:58,522
Eddie Goodwin is the one
who trashed your lawn.
287
00:10:58,556 --> 00:10:59,723
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:01,091
- Mm-hmm.
- Impossible.
289
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:02,626
Edward was my best student.
290
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,928
No, Edward was a humongous kiss-ass,
291
00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:07,031
but everyone in the
school knew he did it.
292
00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,732
I mean, he... He
wouldn't shut up about it.
293
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,968
Ed drove by as I was cleaning up.
294
00:11:11,002 --> 00:11:12,864
They always return to
the scene of the crime...
295
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:15,323
Serial killers, arsonists...
296
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,807
Sophomores.
297
00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:19,643
Oh, that duplicitous little worm.
298
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,646
- Mm-hmm.
- I am so sorry, Kevin.
299
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,814
Oh...
300
00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:27,117
let's just... get past it.
301
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,887
Uh, so, where do you want to start?
302
00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:33,271
Shall we do stairs or the cabinets?
303
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,725
- What do you want?
- Th-The cabinets.
304
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:35,880
Okay.
305
00:11:36,044 --> 00:11:38,262
?
306
00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:39,630
[GROANS]
307
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,499
Was Susan always this...?
308
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:43,567
Icy?
309
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,502
- Mm.
- Rigid? Uptight?
310
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,297
Uh, no, she has actually
mellowed over time.
311
00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:49,740
- Oof.
- Yeah, it was worse.
312
00:11:49,774 --> 00:11:51,056
But it's gonna be good now,
313
00:11:51,062 --> 00:11:52,581
because we've cleared the air,
314
00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:55,779
and now Susan will
realize how lovable I am.
315
00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:58,015
You just want her to like
you so you can get some
316
00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,983
brownie points with her daughter.
317
00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:02,778
Well, I have no control over that.
318
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,379
Nate's car.
319
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,663
Oh, no! It's game night!
320
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,031
?
321
00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,300
Before you say anything,
I'm sorry, okay?
322
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:17,834
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
323
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,507
- About what?
- About...
324
00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:25,609
... not bringing snacks
to game night. [SIGHS]
325
00:12:25,643 --> 00:12:27,444
Since when do you bring food home?
326
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,346
Well, I don't,
327
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,716
and I've decided to start
apologizing about it.
328
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,618
- Okay. Well...
- I'm not proud of it.
329
00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,486
Yeah, no. But don't worry
about it. And you know what?
330
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:37,879
Don't even worry about game night,
331
00:12:37,885 --> 00:12:39,723
- because we can play without you.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
332
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,037
I'm definitely in for game night. Um...
333
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,795
I just need to check on the kitchen.
334
00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:47,088
And see if there are drinks in there...
335
00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:48,534
For me to drink.
336
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,369
Why did you try to talk
him out of playing?
337
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,405
[CHUCKLES] Wait for it.
338
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,537
Huh?
339
00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:58,337
How awesome is this?
340
00:12:58,543 --> 00:12:59,936
You...
341
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:02,813
[WHISPERING] You fixed everything.
342
00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:05,816
Ah, just trying to earn my
keep here on Team Kevin.
343
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,251
We're not genies, Dave.
344
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,586
Fixing his mess is not our job.
345
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:10,988
Huh. Well, that's odd.
346
00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:12,723
I thought our job was to help Kevin.
347
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:15,192
This is helping. I mean,
he's got enough on his plate
348
00:13:15,226 --> 00:13:17,728
without having to fix a bunch
of stuff the universe broke.
349
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,830
That is a great point.
350
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,168
Thank you.
351
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,674
That's a good point.
352
00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:26,683
It's a fair point.
353
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,944
Ooh!
354
00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:36,914
REESE: Leg three.
355
00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:39,049
- Really?
- Yes.
356
00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,699
- [IMITATES CLOCK TICKING]
- Leg three.
357
00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:42,986
Okay, it doesn't have to be a human leg.
358
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:44,455
- It could be like a leg...
- Whoa, whoa, excuse me.
359
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:45,889
No, no, no, no, no, no.
360
00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:48,592
One word. One number. No extra info.
361
00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:50,894
Oh, hey, everyone. Board
Game Kevin showed up.
362
00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,796
I was wondering when he'd get here.
363
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,097
Hey, look, I don't mind if
she gives another clue.
364
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:55,357
- We're just having fun.
- Thank you.
365
00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:56,773
Oh, no, no, teammate.
366
00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:58,653
Fun is playing correctly.
367
00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,932
You can't just throw
out all of the rules
368
00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:03,328
to make up for giving a terrible clue.
369
00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,187
- Ooh!
- Okay, now do you see what I mean?
370
00:14:05,193 --> 00:14:07,441
This is why he's the worst
to play board games with.
371
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,523
Oh, it is awesome playing games with me
372
00:14:09,529 --> 00:14:11,254
because I actually remember the rules.
373
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,046
Okay, well, maybe my memory is shot
374
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,120
because I am so busy
because I'm a single mother
375
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:16,460
trying to raise a
teenager and a toddler.
376
00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:19,127
- Oh, I...
- Hey, man, take it easy on your sister.
377
00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,944
It's not her fault she
stinks at all games.
378
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,079
- What?!
- Ooh!
379
00:14:22,113 --> 00:14:23,981
- Both of you!
- [LAUGHING] What?!
380
00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:25,866
[LAUGHS] Look, it's your turn.
381
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,111
- Okay, no, it's her turn.
- Now, stop giving all the clues, okay?
382
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,147
- You're trying to distract us.
- I'm not distracting anybody.
383
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,662
I'm just having a good time.
384
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,324
?
385
00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:35,792
SUSAN: Okay, hold it steady.
386
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:39,630
[LAUGHS]
387
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:40,964
You are like a pro.
388
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,534
Kristin's father was useless with tools.
389
00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,447
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Okay, keep pressure on
390
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:47,786
- it until the glue sets.
- [DOOR OPENS]
391
00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:50,340
Oh. Hi, sweetie.
392
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,009
- Kevin.
- Hey.
393
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:54,344
Uh, what are you...
What are you doing here?
394
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:57,314
Just, uh, helping your
mom with some projects.
395
00:14:57,348 --> 00:14:59,967
We, uh... We fixed the kitchen
cabinets. You want to see?
396
00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:01,123
No, I'm good.
397
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,816
Could you actually
just give us a minute?
398
00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:05,256
Don't move. The glue
needs 15 minutes to set.
399
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,544
Anything you want to say,
you can say in front of Kevin.
400
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,476
So, you told him?
401
00:15:12,776 --> 00:15:14,143
?
402
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,014
[SIGHS]
403
00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:17,904
I have cancer...
404
00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,498
Pancreatic.
405
00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:22,072
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
406
00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:24,975
No, don't be sorry. Just
help me finish this house.
407
00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:26,448
I've got a good 8 to 14 months
408
00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:27,544
to whip it into shape for Kristin.
409
00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:29,880
I don't want this house,
though. I want you.
410
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,515
So if you want to give me something,
411
00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:32,854
just go back into treatment.
412
00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:36,086
The thought of one
more doctor's visit...
413
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,388
The needles, the... The being
hooked up to machines,
414
00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:41,429
the vomiting into plastic
bins for what, sweetie?
415
00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:45,483
[STAMMERS] Uh... Another
few months of misery?
416
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:52,739
?
417
00:15:54,105 --> 00:15:56,273
I'm starting on the tile.
Don't move a muscle.
418
00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:57,608
Okay.
419
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,678
?
420
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,179
Kristin, I am so sorry.
421
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,240
So, my mom's your new project?
422
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,627
- Well, I was just trying to help.
- You want to help?
423
00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,456
Get her to go back into treatment.
424
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:14,024
?
425
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,059
[SIGHS]
426
00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,556
I-I'm confused, guys.
427
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,550
Does the universe really
want me to make Susan
428
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,026
go back into treatment?
429
00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:23,433
Absolutely not.
430
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:25,501
You can't force someone
to fight for their life.
431
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:26,870
Okay, they have to want it.
432
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:31,477
Are those the rules?
433
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:35,904
Free will is the
greatest gift to humans.
434
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,097
Susan's made a choice.
You have to respect it.
435
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,783
So, what, then?
436
00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,619
Maybe you get Susan and Kristin
437
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,387
to reconcile before she passes.
438
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,122
I'm sorry. I respectfully disagree
439
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,057
with my distinguished colleague.
440
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,959
- [ENGINE STARTS]
- You have a pitch?
441
00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:51,828
Well, yes.
442
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,897
Susan only has a limited
amount of time on Earth.
443
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,698
I think it's our boy's
job to get this lady
444
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,668
to savor the life she
has left, you know,
445
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,904
really just suck the
juice out of the marrow,
446
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,872
seek out some thrills.
447
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:04,641
Let me get this straight.
448
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,669
You want him to take a fragile
449
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,801
woman of ill health, and what?
450
00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:11,347
Talk her into skydiving?
451
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,548
Running with the bulls?
452
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,750
[SCOFFS]
453
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,351
Anything that puts an exclamation point
454
00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:16,686
on her final sentence.
455
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,888
That is a beautiful sentiment.
456
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,924
And, uh, I'm not doing any of that
457
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,825
with a cancer person.
458
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,894
[ENGINE REVVING]
459
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,432
Uh, gas pedal's stuck.
460
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,575
- Did one of you do this?
- Guilty.
461
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:33,836
Brake!
462
00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:36,372
Brake, brake, brake,
brake, brake, brake!
463
00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:39,008
I'm not comfortable with this.
464
00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:41,010
Yeah, I can see why most
people would be worried by it,
465
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:43,212
but, uh, why you, Kevin?
466
00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:44,580
- [GRUNTS]
- [TIRES SCREECH]
467
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,082
Death! Mechanized death!
468
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,784
- [HORN BLARING]
- Maybe!
469
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,686
Today's lesson is math.
470
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,956
Simple equation...
Fear minus death equals...?
471
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:54,891
What?
472
00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:56,255
- Thrills.
- Okay.
473
00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,658
Thrills, Kevin. Fear minus
death equals thrills.
474
00:17:58,664 --> 00:17:59,762
Now, you know Yvette's never gonna
475
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:00,868
let anything happen to you,
476
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:03,232
so why aren't you enjoying that?
477
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,867
I-I-I don't know.
478
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,235
I never thought of that.
479
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,483
Um...
480
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,269
Then let go of the wheel.
481
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,760
Okay, I let go. I let go.
482
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:15,056
Now for the fun part.
483
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:16,484
Yvette, if you please.
484
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,066
Ohh!
485
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,616
- [HORNS BLARING]
- Oh, yes!
486
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,986
Oh! Oh! Oh!
487
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,220
Yes!
488
00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:25,755
[LAUGHS]
489
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,846
Oh, wow! Wow!
490
00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:28,992
[SIGHS]
491
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,760
[LAUGHS]
492
00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:33,896
[BREATHING HEAVILY, CHUCKLING]
493
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,400
I want to go again.
494
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:38,501
Do you understand now?
495
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,837
Kevin, you and Susan are
two very different people
496
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,440
- with one thing in common.
- You both care deeply about Kristin.
497
00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:46,551
Neither of you need to
498
00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:48,916
worry about the future.
499
00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:51,647
Kevin, thanks to us, your
survival is a certainty,
500
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,349
just like Susan's death.
501
00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:55,318
And that feeling that you
feel right now, huh?
502
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,953
- That exhilaration?
- Yeah.
503
00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:58,347
Don't you think that Susan deserves to
504
00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:00,244
catch a whiff of that
while she still can?
505
00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:02,091
Whoa.
506
00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,097
Coconut water, Nate?
507
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,691
Jazzing things up today
a little bit, Amber.
508
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,833
Ooh.
509
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,124
Yep.
510
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,001
[REGISTER BEEPING]
511
00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:14,937
?
512
00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:16,205
Mm-hmm.
513
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,554
Hmm.
514
00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:19,942
Take one of you.
515
00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:23,279
[HUMMING]
516
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,480
Hi, Nate. [CHUCKLES]
517
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:25,938
Kevin.
518
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,610
Thank you.
519
00:19:28,886 --> 00:19:30,286
[SIGHS]
520
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,771
AMBER: Okay.
521
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,790
Oh.
522
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,725
That's quite a snack you got there.
523
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,066
Thanks. Oh, also, can I get two hot dogs
524
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:39,901
and 16 scratchers, please?
525
00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:41,574
- Okay.
- Thank you.
526
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:43,666
What you got, a banana? That's cute.
527
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,298
- [LAUGHS]
- Just trying to eat healthy.
528
00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:47,470
Ohh, not me.
529
00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:50,082
I am eating like nobody's watching.
530
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,962
- How you feeling, Kevin?
- Hmm, that's a good question.
531
00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,736
In a word, I would say,
532
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,547
"Whoo!"
533
00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,981
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
534
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:00,313
Keep blowing.
535
00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:03,121
Keep blowing. Okay, stop.
536
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,054
- [SIGHS]
- You're not drunk.
537
00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:06,622
No, man.
538
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,158
You ever have a moment
when your eyes are just...
539
00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:11,213
Opened as wide as possible
540
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:13,000
to the ways of the world?
541
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,176
What were your eyes opened to?
542
00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,998
The math of life.
543
00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:19,646
Fear divided by death equals...
544
00:20:20,104 --> 00:20:22,315
Wait, that's not it. Uh...
545
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,074
Okay, we just need to stop wasting time
546
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:28,010
and grab life by its stones, Nate.
547
00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:31,647
Just grab it and squeeze and twist
548
00:20:31,682 --> 00:20:33,416
and just see what comes out.
549
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,317
Okay, that's a terrible analogy.
550
00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,652
And good luck.
551
00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:38,819
Well, I'm not just talking about myself.
552
00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:41,654
When are you gonna ask Amy out?
553
00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:43,593
- What?
- Hmm?
554
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:46,536
We're just... friends,
Kevin. That's all.
555
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,376
That is not all.
556
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,458
There is so much more there,
557
00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:52,602
- and it goes both ways, too.
- No!
558
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,946
You think so?
559
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:59,339
Grab, squeeze, and twist, Nate.
560
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:02,708
?
561
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,294
Come on, there has to be something
562
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,029
that you've always wanted to do
563
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,241
- but told yourself you shouldn't.
- Not that...
564
00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:14,202
- It doesn't even have to be that crazy.
- Not that I can think of.
565
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,938
Honestly, I-I've never been a
566
00:21:15,944 --> 00:21:17,644
bucket-list kind of person.
567
00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,374
It's so clich�. It's lame.
568
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,441
Think about this...
569
00:21:20,476 --> 00:21:23,011
When everything is said and
done and you look back,
570
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:26,756
what's one thing where
you can smile and say,
571
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,920
"I gots mine"?
572
00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:30,987
You know?
573
00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:32,153
Uh...
574
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,655
I guess there is something.
575
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,089
Tell me.
576
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:38,429
Susan Allen, what is it that you want?
577
00:21:40,796 --> 00:21:42,563
Vengeance.
578
00:21:42,598 --> 00:21:47,009
[MOTORHEAD'S "ACE OF SPADES" PLAYS]
579
00:21:47,548 --> 00:21:48,882
Ha!
580
00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:52,173
Ohh! [LAUGHS]
581
00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:54,609
I cannot believe you just did that.
582
00:21:54,643 --> 00:21:56,077
? If you like to gamble ?
583
00:21:56,111 --> 00:21:57,779
? I'll tell you I'm your man ?
584
00:21:57,813 --> 00:21:59,580
? You win some, lose some ?
585
00:21:59,615 --> 00:22:01,582
? It's all the same to me ?
586
00:22:01,617 --> 00:22:04,552
?
587
00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:06,454
? I don't share your greed ?
588
00:22:06,488 --> 00:22:09,724
? The only card I need
is the Ace of Spades ?
589
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:12,028
? The Ace of Spades ?
590
00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:15,963
Tell me again how this is building up
591
00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,198
the power of your soul.
592
00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:19,300
Good Lord. Don't be such a square.
593
00:22:19,335 --> 00:22:21,202
This is what Susan wanted.
594
00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,904
Besides, it's fun.
595
00:22:22,938 --> 00:22:24,739
Fun can build the soul, right?
596
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,762
What do you think?
597
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,238
Ohh!
598
00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:32,724
You're an artist.
599
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,564
[BOTH LAUGH]
600
00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,418
Oh, thank you so much for this, Kevin.
601
00:22:37,453 --> 00:22:38,586
Oh, that's okay.
602
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,887
No, no.
603
00:22:39,922 --> 00:22:42,518
Until very recently,
my life had become...
604
00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:44,096
Not great.
605
00:22:44,702 --> 00:22:47,537
You helped me let go of all that
606
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,918
just for these few minutes.
607
00:22:49,999 --> 00:22:53,201
And I had no idea how badly
I needed this until now.
608
00:22:53,369 --> 00:22:55,103
[CHUCKLES]
609
00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:58,106
You've really made a big
difference in my life.
610
00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:59,774
I wanted to make sure you knew that.
611
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,176
I am really glad to hear that.
612
00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:05,680
That is how you build a soul.
613
00:23:05,714 --> 00:23:07,615
[SIGHS]
614
00:23:07,649 --> 00:23:09,450
- [CHUCKLES]
- Suck it, Eddie Goodwin!
615
00:23:09,485 --> 00:23:12,153
[MUSIC RESUMES]
616
00:23:12,187 --> 00:23:14,288
- [SCREAMS, LAUGHS]
- What the hell?!
617
00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,290
I gots mine!
618
00:23:16,325 --> 00:23:18,163
[LAUGHS]
619
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,460
Is that a penis?
620
00:23:19,495 --> 00:23:21,529
Yeah! Yeah, it is! [LAUGHING]
621
00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:24,160
- Uh, we need to get out of here.
- No.
622
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:26,934
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
623
00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:29,604
- We got to go.
- I'm too tired to run.
624
00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:30,805
Oh, my God.
625
00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:32,440
Okay, leave this to me.
626
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,875
[SQUEALS]
627
00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:36,210
?
628
00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:44,432
Professor?
629
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,768
No extensions, and no extra credit.
630
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,002
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
631
00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,078
- Hi.
- I, uh...
632
00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:52,807
Brought you something.
633
00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:56,177
It's about the intersection
of miracles and science.
634
00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:58,279
I'm sorry, but...
635
00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,631
I'm not really interested in,
636
00:23:59,637 --> 00:24:01,854
you know, crackpot theories.
637
00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:02,950
Oh.
638
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,253
Uh, it's... my book. I wrote it.
639
00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,403
Oh. Uh, well, books are...
640
00:24:07,944 --> 00:24:09,262
They're treasures.
641
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,958
I'm just messing with you.
642
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,093
- [LAUGHS]
- I...
643
00:24:12,127 --> 00:24:14,796
No, but, the, uh... The
actual author's quite good,
644
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,098
and it cites more than a few cases
645
00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:19,267
that mirror your own experience.
646
00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:22,003
Well, my experience wasn't a miracle.
647
00:24:22,618 --> 00:24:24,539
Well, how do you truly know?
648
00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:27,208
Because miracles aren't a thing.
649
00:24:27,242 --> 00:24:30,211
They're just events that
science hasn't explained yet.
650
00:24:30,245 --> 00:24:31,940
Well, I mean, that's the
beauty of a miracle.
651
00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,348
It's not about religion.
It's about mystery.
652
00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:35,683
Oh, I hate that.
653
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:38,519
No, that's literally why
I became a scientist.
654
00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:41,389
Okay, so let's do some science, then.
655
00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:42,953
Take me back to where it happened.
656
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,242
We'll take measurements,
657
00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:46,065
test every logical explanation,
658
00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:48,129
- and if we can't find one...
- We'll find an example of something
659
00:24:48,163 --> 00:24:50,031
that science hasn't explained yet.
660
00:24:50,037 --> 00:24:51,814
Or you'll have begun your slide
661
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,539
into the realm of crackpots.
662
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:55,002
- Not a chance.
- [LAUGHS]
663
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,204
Okay, but you're on.
664
00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,746
?
665
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,880
I hope you order a grilled cheese
666
00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:07,548
better than you play Codenames.
667
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,016
Wait till next time.
668
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,518
We'll switch partners.
669
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,420
I'll take Kevin, and you can take Mom.
670
00:25:12,454 --> 00:25:13,888
Thank you.
671
00:25:13,922 --> 00:25:16,140
I had a really good time with
you guys the other night.
672
00:25:16,146 --> 00:25:18,116
Yeah, me, too.
673
00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:21,062
Well, I had such a good time
that I started wondering
674
00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:24,124
how you would feel if I
asked your mother out...
675
00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,869
On a... on a date.
676
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,129
Oh.
677
00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:31,439
I know that this is probably
678
00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:33,441
a really big step for both of you,
679
00:25:33,475 --> 00:25:36,210
and I would never do anything
if it made you uncomfortable,
680
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:39,180
so, I don't know, what do you think?
681
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,450
So... no.
682
00:25:42,484 --> 00:25:44,407
?
683
00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,454
- No?
- No.
684
00:25:46,742 --> 00:25:48,407
Thank you.
685
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:50,525
Oh. Okay.
686
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:53,568
?
687
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,537
Hmm, what I wouldn't give
688
00:26:02,571 --> 00:26:04,472
to see Eddie Goodwin's
face right about now.
689
00:26:04,506 --> 00:26:06,502
- [LAUGHS]
- The little bitch.
690
00:26:06,508 --> 00:26:09,464
- [LAUGHS]
- Susan, you have a terrifying
691
00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:11,195
dark side, and I like it.
692
00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:12,668
[LAUGHS]
693
00:26:12,728 --> 00:26:14,897
Score one for Team Kevin. High five.
694
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,592
Ahh.
695
00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,321
Come on. Don't leave me hanging.
696
00:26:20,355 --> 00:26:23,124
If we were done here, Kevin
would have had a vision.
697
00:26:23,158 --> 00:26:24,926
And there's been no vision yet,
698
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,372
[SHOUTING] Has there, Kevin?
699
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,746
She's right.
700
00:26:29,681 --> 00:26:31,415
We got to turn this party up a notch.
701
00:26:31,421 --> 00:26:32,988
Hook this lady up to some bungee.
702
00:26:32,994 --> 00:26:34,141
[DOOR OPENS]
703
00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:35,469
What the hell are you doing?
704
00:26:35,504 --> 00:26:37,505
Mm! Day drinking with your
high-school sweetheart.
705
00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:38,650
Why don't you join us?
706
00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:40,608
Did you trash Ed Goodwin's
house last night?
707
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,347
What? No. Of course not.
708
00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:44,273
Oh, well, that's... that's...
That's really funny
709
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:45,693
because Ed recently installed
710
00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:47,341
a security camera on his front step.
711
00:26:50,185 --> 00:26:51,352
What do you have to say now?
712
00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:53,588
Oh... my God.
713
00:26:53,622 --> 00:26:55,923
Susan, how could you?
714
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,026
Y... Eddie Goodwin is a
villain and a vandal.
715
00:26:59,061 --> 00:27:00,962
Ed is a respected member
of the community,
716
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:02,964
and you burned a penis into his lawn.
717
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,032
He burned boobs into my front lawn.
718
00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,543
His kids are in my class.
719
00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:07,750
Boobs!
720
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,390
He was gonna call the cops.
721
00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:10,747
I had to tell him you were dying
722
00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:13,002
- and hopped up on pain meds.
- Ooh, you played the cancer card.
723
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:14,575
- Nice! [LAUGHS]
- Great.
724
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,812
'Kay, you know what?
Just... Just forget it.
725
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:19,380
Enjoy your happy hour.
726
00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:20,681
Honey...
727
00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:21,851
Hey.
728
00:27:22,584 --> 00:27:23,718
?
729
00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:25,620
Kristin, your mom just wants
730
00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:26,928
to live the last year of her life
731
00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,357
the way she wants to live it, okay?
732
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:29,657
Oh, so she's spending it running around,
733
00:27:29,663 --> 00:27:31,362
acting like an idiot with you?
734
00:27:31,368 --> 00:27:32,672
Isn't that her choice?
735
00:27:32,678 --> 00:27:34,639
- She's my best friend.
- No, I know.
736
00:27:34,645 --> 00:27:37,347
When my dad ran off,
she didn't miss a beat.
737
00:27:37,353 --> 00:27:40,780
She... She just sacrificed
her entire life for us...
738
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,436
Working for us and... and...
739
00:27:42,471 --> 00:27:44,405
And fighting for us to
have the same thing
740
00:27:44,439 --> 00:27:45,573
that every other kid had, and what?
741
00:27:45,607 --> 00:27:47,408
I don't get to fight for her?
742
00:27:47,442 --> 00:27:48,677
I don't... What? I'm supposed to
743
00:27:48,683 --> 00:27:50,298
just, what? Let her fade away?
744
00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:52,413
No, no, no, but you're wasting time...
745
00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:53,732
Yours and your mom's.
746
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,250
- You need to realize that she...
- Don't! Don't!
747
00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:57,919
[VOICE BREAKING] Please don't help me.
748
00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:02,688
?
749
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,666
Go back outside and
enjoy the party, okay?
750
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,854
I got to go clean up her mess.
751
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,344
I...
752
00:28:10,699 --> 00:28:12,700
[SIGHS]
753
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,702
[DOOR SLAMS]
754
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:17,238
?
755
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,928
You're bumming me out, man.
756
00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:21,691
I could snap my fingers and clean up
757
00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:23,098
Eddie Goodwin's lawn myself,
758
00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:24,246
and you could go back to what
759
00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:26,768
you're supposed to be doing,
which is not yard work.
760
00:28:26,802 --> 00:28:28,636
This isn't about yard work, okay?
761
00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:31,573
I guess I just got so
caught up in helping Susan
762
00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:32,992
I totally lost sight of what I
763
00:28:32,998 --> 00:28:34,614
might be putting Kristin through.
764
00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:36,311
I agree, Kevin.
765
00:28:36,912 --> 00:28:38,880
So happy with yourself.
766
00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:41,483
KEVIN: Hey, Nate.
767
00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:43,585
Uh, Amy is not home.
768
00:28:43,619 --> 00:28:46,031
Not here to talk to Amy.
I'm here for you.
769
00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:48,895
Dude, you set me up.
770
00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:51,226
Wait, did Amy turn you down?
771
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,660
No, I didn't ask her.
772
00:28:52,695 --> 00:28:54,362
- I talked to Reese.
- [SCOFFS]
773
00:28:54,396 --> 00:28:57,232
- Why would you talk to Reese?
- I couldn't just ask Amy out.
774
00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,833
I had to make sure Reese
was okay with it.
775
00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:00,068
Oh, my God!
776
00:29:00,102 --> 00:29:02,637
You are... such a nice guy.
777
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:03,769
[SCOFFS] Seriously.
778
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,573
You would be, like,
the perfect boyfriend.
779
00:29:05,608 --> 00:29:07,900
- I don't know why I listen to you.
- No, I... Because,
780
00:29:07,906 --> 00:29:09,559
look, I-I'll talk to Reese, okay?
781
00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:12,300
Because there's got to
be another explanation.
782
00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:14,816
?
783
00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:16,627
You doing some landscaping?
784
00:29:17,275 --> 00:29:19,066
Nope. [SIGHS]
785
00:29:19,288 --> 00:29:22,657
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
786
00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:29,297
[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
787
00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:33,101
Hey.
788
00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:35,103
Hey, you don't have to do this.
789
00:29:35,137 --> 00:29:37,305
I've got a-a ladder. Let me help.
790
00:29:37,339 --> 00:29:38,630
Yeah, yeah. No, thank you
791
00:29:38,636 --> 00:29:39,972
'Cause I've already seen what
792
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,314
your help looks like, so...
793
00:29:41,343 --> 00:29:42,844
Uh...
794
00:29:42,878 --> 00:29:45,202
Oh, there's Eddie.
795
00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,826
Hey, Eddie.
796
00:29:48,513 --> 00:29:50,887
Just gonna stand there
and watch us. That's cool.
797
00:29:51,987 --> 00:29:54,309
Are you sure you don't want some help?
798
00:29:55,357 --> 00:29:57,525
I mean, some of it's pretty high up.
799
00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:05,025
I think that is the last of it.
800
00:30:08,337 --> 00:30:10,705
I wish you'd told me your mom was sick.
801
00:30:11,484 --> 00:30:12,818
Why?
802
00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:16,344
Well... because,
803
00:30:16,378 --> 00:30:17,812
I don't know, that...
804
00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,470
It's a lot to deal with by yourself.
805
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,550
[INHALES THROUGH TEETH]
806
00:30:22,585 --> 00:30:25,820
Yeah, uh, I-I guess I-I-I just thought
807
00:30:25,854 --> 00:30:28,136
that I would convince her
808
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,697
to go back into treatment.
809
00:30:32,478 --> 00:30:34,182
And, uh...
810
00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,544
Talking about it just kind
811
00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:38,238
of makes everything seem...
812
00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:42,003
... inevitable.
813
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:48,967
Plus, I didn't know how long
you'd be sticking around, so...
814
00:30:51,073 --> 00:30:52,922
Yeah, uh...
815
00:30:53,617 --> 00:30:55,088
That makes sense.
816
00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:58,186
Look, I know that I seem really selfish,
817
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,441
and, um...
818
00:30:59,447 --> 00:31:00,588
and I-I...
819
00:31:00,623 --> 00:31:02,390
You know, I understand
why she wants to stop,
820
00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,348
because the chemo,
like, it really... it's...
821
00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:06,903
[VOICE BREAKING]
It is worse than the illness.
822
00:31:08,731 --> 00:31:10,431
And it was never gonna
be a cure, you know?
823
00:31:10,466 --> 00:31:11,766
It was just, uh...
824
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,202
It was just a delay.
825
00:31:14,236 --> 00:31:16,237
?
826
00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:17,605
But, yeah, um...
827
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,940
You know, more... I just...
828
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:21,894
More than that, I want her
to be happy. So, you know.
829
00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:29,617
Could I... Could I see
that security video again?
830
00:31:29,652 --> 00:31:30,976
- Uh...
- Just...
831
00:31:31,298 --> 00:31:32,491
Sure.
832
00:31:34,189 --> 00:31:35,290
Yeah.
833
00:31:40,453 --> 00:31:42,254
[CHUCKLES]
834
00:31:42,532 --> 00:31:45,128
- I mean, she looks pretty happy to me.
- [LAUGHS]
835
00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:48,255
Yeah, she does.
836
00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:51,506
[BOTH LAUGH]
837
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:54,509
?
838
00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:57,412
[DOOR CLOSES]
839
00:31:57,446 --> 00:31:59,614
Is there enough for two?
840
00:32:00,104 --> 00:32:03,217
- I'm not up for a fight today.
- Me, neither.
841
00:32:08,047 --> 00:32:09,509
Thank you.
842
00:32:11,393 --> 00:32:13,761
I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
843
00:32:13,796 --> 00:32:15,663
Actually, uh...
844
00:32:15,698 --> 00:32:17,765
You impressed me.
845
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,434
The way you took out Eddie's mailbox...
846
00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:21,800
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
You got a beautiful swing.
847
00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,166
[CHUCKLES]
848
00:32:23,172 --> 00:32:24,839
It's all in the hips.
849
00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:26,732
[LAUGHS]
850
00:32:27,811 --> 00:32:29,677
You know, I, um...
851
00:32:29,712 --> 00:32:32,847
I always thought you could
take that wall out,
852
00:32:32,881 --> 00:32:35,102
just open this room up.
853
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,653
Yeah, you're right. Better flow.
854
00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:40,988
?
855
00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:44,292
? And if the sun starts
setting, the sky won't fall ?
856
00:32:44,326 --> 00:32:47,395
? Even if the clouds get
heavy and start to fall ?
857
00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:50,698
? I really need
somebody to call my own ?
858
00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:53,534
? I wanna be somebody to someone ?
859
00:32:53,569 --> 00:32:55,636
? Someone to you ?
860
00:32:55,671 --> 00:32:56,704
[BOTH LAUGH]
861
00:32:56,739 --> 00:32:58,539
? Someone to you ?
862
00:32:58,574 --> 00:33:01,209
Wait, that wasn't a
load-bearing wall, was it?
863
00:33:01,243 --> 00:33:03,077
Your problem. Not mine.
864
00:33:03,112 --> 00:33:04,968
? Someone to you ?
865
00:33:06,081 --> 00:33:08,838
? Someone to you ?
866
00:33:09,618 --> 00:33:11,519
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
867
00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:13,521
[MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES]
868
00:33:13,555 --> 00:33:16,450
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
869
00:33:16,456 --> 00:33:18,122
Hey.
870
00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,682
Hey.
871
00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:22,489
How are you?
872
00:33:22,495 --> 00:33:23,962
Fine.
873
00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,066
Cool.
874
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,665
Um...
875
00:33:27,536 --> 00:33:28,836
Did you...
876
00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:31,047
Want something?
877
00:33:33,289 --> 00:33:34,701
No.
878
00:33:34,877 --> 00:33:36,377
You know, I-I... [SIGHS]
879
00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:37,915
I was just thinking about...
880
00:33:37,921 --> 00:33:39,271
It's probably really weird
881
00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:40,859
for you to think about
882
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,881
your mom having, like,
883
00:33:43,887 --> 00:33:45,648
a personal life.
884
00:33:47,956 --> 00:33:49,357
Feelings and...
885
00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:53,861
... wanting to date.
886
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:55,143
[CHUCKLES]
887
00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:58,192
Nate talked to you.
888
00:33:58,198 --> 00:34:00,201
I thought that you liked him.
889
00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:02,190
I do like him.
890
00:34:02,571 --> 00:34:04,346
He's cool.
891
00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:05,973
It's her.
892
00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:08,242
She's not ready. She'd wreck it.
893
00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:10,812
I... See, I don't... I don't
know if that's true, Reese.
894
00:34:10,846 --> 00:34:12,880
You know her, Kevin.
895
00:34:12,915 --> 00:34:15,883
Can you imagine her dating anybody?
896
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,885
She'd just, like, talk the whole time
897
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,921
and say stupid stuff.
898
00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,989
She can't help it.
899
00:34:22,024 --> 00:34:23,991
Wow, you might be right, actually.
[CHUCKLES]
900
00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,487
I am right.
901
00:34:26,662 --> 00:34:28,796
So, you're, like, pretty
smart, aren't you?
902
00:34:28,831 --> 00:34:29,864
Shut up.
903
00:34:29,898 --> 00:34:31,933
Because, I mean, I look at
you, and you seem dumb,
904
00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:33,267
like, really not intelligent.
905
00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:34,802
Just, like, there's nothing going on.
906
00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:36,504
Just a vacant stare, but actually,
907
00:34:36,538 --> 00:34:38,473
deep down somewhere, there's, like,
908
00:34:38,507 --> 00:34:40,274
some thoughts being rubbed togeth...
909
00:34:40,309 --> 00:34:41,609
Okay.
910
00:34:41,643 --> 00:34:42,964
Have a good night.
911
00:34:43,488 --> 00:34:45,813
Dave suggested I take
Susan streaking, but...
912
00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:47,181
- [SCOFFS]
- No way.
913
00:34:47,216 --> 00:34:49,784
- No normal person wants to do that.
- I know!
914
00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:51,853
And I just don't have the cardio in me
915
00:34:51,887 --> 00:34:54,021
- to do that kind of running.
- Kevin...
916
00:34:54,118 --> 00:34:55,216
Huh?
917
00:34:55,991 --> 00:34:58,022
Oh, hi. Is, uh...
918
00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:00,995
Wait, S... Sean!
919
00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,530
It's, uh... It's Kevin Finn.
920
00:35:02,564 --> 00:35:03,734
I-I, um...
921
00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,776
I was actually looking for your mom.
922
00:35:05,782 --> 00:35:06,815
Hey, Kevin.
923
00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:08,202
I'm sorry.
924
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:09,837
Mom passed away last night.
925
00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:11,472
?
926
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:12,766
I...
927
00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:14,813
I thought...
928
00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:17,311
She said she could
have more than a year.
929
00:35:17,346 --> 00:35:18,639
I know.
930
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,210
It was in her sleep.
931
00:35:21,278 --> 00:35:23,179
You know, peaceful.
932
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:25,786
Kristin's here.
Why don't you come inside?
933
00:35:25,821 --> 00:35:27,555
Um...
934
00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:29,390
No. Uh... no. Than... Thank you.
935
00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:31,826
No, I don't want to intrude.
936
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,942
Um... I'm so sorry, Sean.
937
00:35:33,948 --> 00:35:35,548
Yeah.
938
00:35:35,998 --> 00:35:39,202
?
939
00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:49,151
0.79 seconds.
940
00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:51,578
Does the health department
know how you're using
941
00:35:51,613 --> 00:35:53,781
- their first-aid dummy?
- [CHUCKLES]
942
00:35:53,815 --> 00:35:56,116
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on. Don't come down.
943
00:35:56,151 --> 00:35:58,052
I-I want to just measure your distance.
944
00:35:58,342 --> 00:36:00,402
Close your eyes 'cause it's a laser.
945
00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:02,827
[BEEP]
946
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,011
So, what do you hope to get
947
00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:05,320
from all these measurements?
948
00:36:05,326 --> 00:36:07,194
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- Insight.
949
00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:08,796
Yeah, but you lose possibility.
950
00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:11,365
As long as you don't know,
anything's possible.
951
00:36:11,399 --> 00:36:13,588
?
952
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,172
Can I open my eyes?
953
00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:16,637
No.
954
00:36:16,671 --> 00:36:19,390
- What, are you messing with me?
- [LAUGHS] Yes.
955
00:36:20,437 --> 00:36:22,242
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
956
00:36:22,277 --> 00:36:23,610
I-I don't think there's anything
957
00:36:23,645 --> 00:36:25,279
that'll ever explain what happened.
958
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,314
Good! Great!
959
00:36:27,348 --> 00:36:29,817
Now that's an interesting
world to live in.
960
00:36:29,851 --> 00:36:31,618
No, not great.
961
00:36:31,653 --> 00:36:34,421
Annoying. Frustrating. Look at you.
962
00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:35,789
You're energized.
963
00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:37,891
You're... You're motivated. Why?
964
00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:39,727
Because not knowing isn't comforting,
965
00:36:39,761 --> 00:36:41,061
but it's exciting.
966
00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:42,563
Like going up a roller coaster
967
00:36:42,597 --> 00:36:46,133
or standing in front of a smart...
968
00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,728
Intriguing engineering professor,
969
00:36:49,228 --> 00:36:50,771
wanting to ask her out,
970
00:36:50,805 --> 00:36:53,340
but not really knowing
how she'd respond.
971
00:36:53,374 --> 00:36:56,076
It's all neck chills and
stomach butterflies.
972
00:36:56,111 --> 00:36:57,323
Yes.
973
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,179
What?
974
00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:01,248
Well, um...
975
00:37:01,282 --> 00:37:03,350
Not to remove any possibilities,
976
00:37:03,384 --> 00:37:06,487
but, um, if you were to ask me out,
977
00:37:06,521 --> 00:37:08,789
I would... I would say "Yes."
978
00:37:13,196 --> 00:37:16,885
?
979
00:37:17,554 --> 00:37:19,722
Your boss...
980
00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:21,665
Is a jerk.
981
00:37:22,737 --> 00:37:26,006
A lovely and decent woman dies,
982
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,209
leaving another wonderful
woman devastated.
983
00:37:29,244 --> 00:37:31,011
[SCOFFS]
984
00:37:31,045 --> 00:37:32,827
You're preaching to the choir.
985
00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:36,483
All I want is... Is
an explanation, okay?
986
00:37:36,518 --> 00:37:38,952
I don't think that that
is too much to ask for.
987
00:37:38,987 --> 00:37:40,836
Yeah, I wish I could give you one.
988
00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:43,357
But I have my theory.
989
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,792
I think, uh, God just wants
990
00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:47,306
all of us to stay occupied.
991
00:37:48,329 --> 00:37:49,563
"Stay occupied"?
992
00:37:49,597 --> 00:37:50,790
Sure.
993
00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:54,501
You know, I mean, the
busier we are doing stuff,
994
00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:56,036
the less questions we ask.
995
00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:57,671
"Why are we here?"
996
00:37:57,705 --> 00:37:59,351
"What are God's plans?"
997
00:38:00,326 --> 00:38:02,750
You know, in the short time
that I've been in this place,
998
00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:04,857
I've, uh... I've realized something.
999
00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,248
I don't think there is a plan.
1000
00:38:08,283 --> 00:38:11,218
[VEHICLE DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1001
00:38:13,788 --> 00:38:15,155
Kristin. Hey.
1002
00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,723
I'm so sorry.
1003
00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,358
I-I came by, and...
1004
00:38:18,393 --> 00:38:20,093
Yeah. No, I heard. Thank you.
1005
00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:21,562
[SNIFFLES]
1006
00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:23,397
Isn't everyone still there?
1007
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,098
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
1008
00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:28,368
Um, my family is... Is great.
1009
00:38:28,403 --> 00:38:30,394
But... But, um...
1010
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,934
But.
1011
00:38:33,241 --> 00:38:37,177
?
1012
00:38:37,212 --> 00:38:40,110
So, I-I went for a drive, and, um...
1013
00:38:41,576 --> 00:38:44,612
My car drove me here, so... [CHUCKLES]
1014
00:38:45,478 --> 00:38:47,182
[CHUCKLES] Well...
1015
00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:49,515
You don't happen to have
another one of those, do you?
1016
00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:52,189
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh! Yeah! I have... I have, uh...
1017
00:38:52,195 --> 00:38:53,529
Yeah.
1018
00:38:53,661 --> 00:38:56,630
?
1019
00:38:56,664 --> 00:38:58,429
Thank you.
1020
00:38:59,495 --> 00:39:01,481
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
1021
00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:05,848
She was happy.
1022
00:39:07,801 --> 00:39:09,343
You know, and I...
1023
00:39:10,062 --> 00:39:11,917
I think it's... it's really
1024
00:39:11,946 --> 00:39:14,948
the most anyone can wish for in life.
1025
00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,750
?
1026
00:39:16,784 --> 00:39:19,319
Yeah, I hope I'm so lucky.
1027
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,803
?
1028
00:39:24,759 --> 00:39:28,195
I'm really glad that you're
not just passing through.
1029
00:39:32,062 --> 00:39:33,275
Me, too.
1030
00:39:35,203 --> 00:39:37,170
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1031
00:39:37,205 --> 00:39:39,139
Oh, wow. Look at the sunset.
1032
00:39:39,173 --> 00:39:40,908
It's beautiful.
1033
00:39:43,061 --> 00:39:46,905
?
1034
00:39:49,884 --> 00:39:51,852
It's incredible.
1035
00:39:51,886 --> 00:39:55,291
?
1036
00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,963
?
1037
00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:04,649
Let me start this meeting by saying
1038
00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:06,223
Team Kevin is kicking ass.
1039
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,696
Yes! [LAUGHS]
1040
00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:10,165
Yvette, while the rest
of us were unsure,
1041
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,722
you were the one who correctly
1042
00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:13,237
identified our goal.
1043
00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,701
Okay, wonderful. Now let's talk about...
1044
00:40:14,707 --> 00:40:16,371
But, Dave, it was your methods,
1045
00:40:16,406 --> 00:40:19,007
unconventional as they may be,
1046
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,785
that really got us to
1047
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,616
achieve those goals.
1048
00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:25,328
And that is why you are...
1049
00:40:26,516 --> 00:40:29,451
Team Kevin's Player of the Game.
1050
00:40:29,486 --> 00:40:30,853
Whoa.
1051
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,247
Whoa.
1052
00:40:33,273 --> 00:40:34,890
You must have so many gold stars.
1053
00:40:34,924 --> 00:40:37,359
Uh, this is a new thing.
1054
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,926
Well, what we need to remember
1055
00:40:38,932 --> 00:40:40,990
is that we are a great team.
1056
00:40:40,996 --> 00:40:42,197
- Hell, yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
1057
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,301
Uh, Kevin, if... If you'll excuse
1058
00:40:44,307 --> 00:40:46,375
Yvette and I for just a sec...?
1059
00:40:47,132 --> 00:40:48,733
I'm not even gonna try to follow you.
1060
00:40:49,386 --> 00:40:51,163
YVETTE: [SIGHS]
1061
00:40:51,169 --> 00:40:52,641
You know what, we'll skip the glasses
1062
00:40:52,675 --> 00:40:55,050
and drink straight from the tap.
1063
00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:57,105
- [CORK POPS]
- Fore!
1064
00:40:57,111 --> 00:40:58,945
[CORK SPLASHES]
1065
00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:03,104
Hey, um...
1066
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,091
look, I know this is hard for you.
1067
00:41:05,121 --> 00:41:07,417
You've been working your ass off,
and all of a sudden, there's a new
1068
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,803
baby, and he gets a gold star and...
1069
00:41:08,809 --> 00:41:10,977
Oh, I... Oh, I don't... I
don't care about a gold star.
1070
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:13,879
Yeah, no, I-I know. Yeah,
well, you know, but you do.
1071
00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:16,199
You do. You do. A little bit.
It's a gold star, so...
1072
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:20,295
[BIRDS SING IN DISTANCE]
1073
00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:24,058
To Team Kevin.
1074
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,164
You see, that's what I'm talking about.
1075
00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:27,819
With the two of us putting
our talents together,
1076
00:41:27,825 --> 00:41:29,759
we'll guide Kevin to the
Righteous in no time.
1077
00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:31,465
Yeah, but we don't have that luxury.
1078
00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:33,776
- What are you talking about?
- You and I both know the clock is
1079
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:35,455
ticking on this whole situation.
1080
00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:37,495
You want to save this place?
We need to act quickly.
1081
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:39,235
[SIGHS]
1082
00:41:39,276 --> 00:41:41,032
You have...
1083
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:43,467
Talents, Dave...
1084
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:45,636
Skills I don't have.
1085
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,439
Well, this is true.
1086
00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:52,410
Trivia night, origami,
interpretive dance,
1087
00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,312
sensual massage, welding,
drawing circles.
1088
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:56,947
Interpersonal skills.
1089
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,583
You have the gift of sales, Dave.
1090
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,919
And we need to put
those skills to the test.
1091
00:42:02,117 --> 00:42:03,284
How so?
1092
00:42:04,551 --> 00:42:07,206
?
1093
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,326
I have a mission for you.
1094
00:42:12,465 --> 00:42:15,533
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