All language subtitles for K.c. Undercover s02e24 Family Feud.eng

Previously on KC Undercover...

I saw my cousin Abby.

Floatin' on the Potomac?

She saw you?

This is why I don't
tell you anything.

KC cannot get in
the way of this mission.

If she does,
I have to eliminate her.

All right, pack your gear.

We're heading to Bung Hill.

We're headed to Bung Hill.

And if anybody
gets in our way...

They're going to be sorry
they got in our way.

Oh, goody.
You're alive.

They got our girl.

They got our girl.

Don't worry.

We'll get her back.

They're not getting
away with this.

At least, not alive.

All right, Abby, if you ever
wanna see the sunlight again,

I suggest you start talking
and tell us where your parents are.

Say something!

Fine. I never liked you,

and I'm much prettier
than you are.

Want me to say anything else?

Yeah, I suggest you start
with the words, "Get off me."

Huh?

Get off me!

No, KC. Enough violence.
Calm down, KC.

Tell me where your parents are
or you're gonna be sorry!

Okay, all right.

Thanks.

Abby, listen to me.

Okay, at the end of the day,
I'm still your auntie.

Honey, just tell us
where they are,

and I promise, I'll
make them go easy on you.

And maybe even, one day,

I'll help you join
the Organization.

Really? You'd do
that for me?

Of course I would, sweetheart.

Then you're dumber
than I thought.

Hey, hey!

You call my mom dumb
one more time,

you're gonna see what
that smile looks like without your teeth.

I cannot believe I let your
smart mouth borrow my lip gloss.

Hey, I gave it back...

right after I dropped it
in the toilet.

She's giving us nothing.

Except maybe E.coli.

I used that lip gloss
all the time.

Put her in maximum security.

We'll use Abby
to draw Richard and Erica out.

I doubt they even care
that she's gone.

They got my baby.

I want her back.

I want her back!

Enough drama.
We'll get her back.

Well, we better,
because she's the only one

that can remember
my Wi-Fi password.

Mother of the year.

You should talk.

It's not like you've
been the best dad.

No, "mother of the year."
It's your password.

They have something we want,

and soon, we'll have
something they want.

Hurry up, Kira.
These things are hot.

You're the one who wanted
all those rotisserie chickens.

They were on sale,
five for five dollars.

Because they expired
two days ago.

No. The label says
"sell by."

Not "use by,"
"sell by."

Yeah, they all good.

Can we just get inside?

This 24-pack of body spray
is getting heavy.

FYI: that place is not
supposed to replace showers.

( helicopter rotors whirring )

What is going on?!

I keep it undercover.

I keep it undercover.

That movie was nuts.

I did not see
that ending coming.

You didn't see
the beginning either

because you were on
your phone the whole time.

What happened here?

Marisa, I think
my family's been taken.

I think there's
a much simpler explanation than that.

My father would never
waste a chicken.

The man eats the bones.

Oh, no, your family
has been taken.

Let us out of here!

For a little girl,
you have a very big mouth.

I'm a robot, doofus!

Yeah, I put that together
when I took you apart.

Kira, talk to her.
Talk to her.

Erica, listen to me.
Now at the end of the day,

I'm still your sister,
and I care about you.

Mother to mother, I know
that you're worried about Abby.

Just let us go, and I promise,

I will give her
the life she deserves.

The life you were denied.

Kira, can I tell you
something that I've never shared with you before?

Please do.

Not only are you a lousy spy,

you're a lousy actress.

KC, we've created a map
of all the places

where your family could be.

That's a map
of the entire world.

Yeah. We have no idea
where they are.

Well, we have to find them.

ERICA: Now that we have
your attention...

It's not that easy, KC.

( Richard clearing throat )

Now that we have
your attention...

Unless Richard and Erica
show their faces,

we don't stand a chance.

Hello!

Well, speak of the devil...

and her husband.

Some of our guests
would like to say hi.

Don't worry, honey.
We're okay.

CRAIG: Hey, KC,

did you get a chance to put
those rotisserie chickens in the fridge?

I don't want 'em to go bad.

Craig, they were bad
when you bought 'em.

Who eats a chicken
that costs a dollar?

Just put 'em in the fridge.

Annoying and cheap.

My sister can really pick 'em.

We will exchange our prisoners
for yours.

You'll be contacted with
instructions for the hand-off.

I'll lead the rescue team.

- KC, we do not negotiate
with the Other Side. - But my family...

Knew what they were
getting into when they signed on.

The Organization may not be
willing to negotiate,

but I am.

If that's a new dance,
it's whack.

Untie me and I'll
show you whack.

Abby, the last time
I eliminated you,

it was an accident.

This time, it will just
look like an accident.

Word on the street is someone
broke Abby out of prison.

And it must be you,

because who else
would want that girl?

Thanks for checking in, Mother.

Look, she's all yours
once I get my family back,

so where we supposed to meet?

Just keep driving.
We'll be watching.

Please tell me this is
some type of alien abduction.

Okay, I know this looks
like I went rogue,

broke Abby out of prison,

but the truth is,

she escaped, and I caught her,

and I was bringing her
back to you.

So you're welcome.

Then why were you driving
in the opposite direction?

Okay, fine. So I
broke her out of prison,

but what else
was I supposed to do?

They have my family.

You're out of
the Organization, KC.

This time, you're not
getting back in.

In fact, you'll be lucky
to avoid jail time.

Put this prisoner
in the helicopter with the other one.

KC: Sorry!

So what's your plan, KC?

For you to be quiet.

Do you even have a plan?

Yeah. For you to be quiet.

Now we won't know
the rendezvous point,

because my parents
were tracking your car and not this helicopter.

You messed everything up.

( shrieking )

On second thought, I'm sure
it'll all be fine.

( phone ringing )

Now's not really
a good time, Marisa.

Okay, but it's really important.

Kind of a life and death
situation.

Marisa, I am currently flying
a stolen helicopter,

I have no idea where
my family's being held captive,

and I have to find them
and rescue them,

because they've been taken
by the head of the Other Side,

who I also have to capture
and bring in,

because if I don't,
I will be going to jail and losing my family.

I have gone rogue, I have no
one to turn to for help.

So please, please,

share with me
your life or death situation!

I was wondering if you wanted
to watch House Boos with me.

Okay, in retrospect,

your situation might be
a bit more dire than mine.

But seriously,
it's the finale, so...

- Good-bye, Marisa.
- Wait, wait.

- What can I do to help?
- Stop calling.

You are gonna call
your parents right now

and you're gonna demand
a new meeting point.

You tell them that if they
do not have my family,

they will never see you again.

That's not much of a threat,
but it's all I got.

That is the stupidest
plan I have ever heard.

( shrieking )

On second thought,
your plan could totally work.

All right, it's swap time.

I'll give you back Abby,
you give me back my family.

You got it.

Soon as you put your weapon down
and Abby's safe,

you and your family
will be free to go.

I'm sorry, put down my weapon?

Do I look like an idiot to you?

Yes. Yes, you do.

Hey, listen, I am
in charge here.

You give me my family back,
I'll give you Abby back.

No deal.

Wait. Now I know
she's not much,

but she's your only daughter.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Now if I agree
to put my weapon down,

how do I know that
you're gonna let my family go?

KC, don't be insulting.

Do we look like
a couple of lowlifes to you that would welch on a deal?

Yes. Yes, you do.

In a show of good faith,

let's put all our guns
down on the table.

Your turn.

Oops, we lied.

We are a couple of
lowlifes that would welch on a deal.

Finally something come out
of your mouth that I believe.

Well, sorry, guys.
I tried.

Don't worry, baby.
A little while ago,

I heard a helicopter
land on the roof. I think it's the Organization.

Well, uh, it is
the Organization's helicopter,

but technically,
I kinda stole it from 'em.

Don't worry, honey,
I'm sure they're tracking you,

and they'll be here any second.

Yeah, normally, I would agree,

but technically,

I kinda turned off
the tracking device.

They'll still come.

It's not like they stopped
caring about us.

Absolutely, absolutely.

Although technically...

We're doomed.

Voicemail again.

KC needs my help.

I have to figure out
where she is.

I can do this.

Who am I kidding?
I can't do this.

No, wait.
I'm not stupid.

I'll just find out
the information

from the computer.

Okay, if she's in a helicopter,

she has to land it somewhere.

Where can you land a helicopter?

Probably don't wanna land
a stolen helicopter

at a police station.

News 4 Traffic Center,

or in front of a news crew.

The abandoned hospital
downtown has a helipad.

An abandoned hospital?

Ew. That's the last place
I'd ever wanna go.

In fact, I don't know anyone
in their right mind

who would go near that creepy...

Hey, that must be the place.

Wow, my computer teacher
was right.

This thing is so much more
than a shoe-shopping machine.

I say we leave the Coopers here,

and blow this place up.

Why is everything always
"blow up the building" with you?

Can't you think outside the box?

I'd like to put you in a box.

Six feet under.

And I'd like to
take the shovel you use to dig the hole,

and hit you
over the head with it.

You do it,
you gangly armed giant.

Try it, try it.

What are you doing?

Looking for a scalpel
so I can cut my ears off,

so I don't have to listen
to you two anymore!

Where does she get
all this hostility from?

I'm really sorry.

I feel like this is
all my fault.

I may never get another chance
to say this, so...

Hey, don't talk like that.

I just wanted to say that
I love... Marisa.

You love Marisa?

You love Marisa?!

Guys, look. Marisa.

Yes! Marisa came
to save us.

Wait, Marisa came to save us?

How did Marisa know
we needed saving?

Well, I kinda sorta may have
at one point

accidentally mentioned...

Okay, I told her we were spies.

Yeah, she found out,
but you memory sprayed her.

We saw you.

Yeah, but I kinda swapped

that memory spray out
for perfume.

So she's known all along?

I cannot believe
what I am hearing.

Neither can I.

This is shocking.

Shocking news to me.

I can barely process
what I'm hearing.

You knew, too, didn't you?

Yeah.

Judy, please tell me
you didn't know.

- Okay. I didn't know.
- Judy.

Hey, it's not my fault
you didn't know

what was going on
under your own roof.

Some spy you are.

Kira, did you know, too?

Nope. Apparently, I'm
just as dumb as you are.

Guys, if I hadn't told her,
she wouldn't be here to rescue us.

And how exactly
is she going to rescue us?

We're locked down here,
she's up there,

and the only thing I've ever
seen her break into

is her mother's purse.

Marisa, break the glass.

( mouthing words )

Well, nice knowing you guys.

Come on, Marisa, you can do
this, okay? Try something.

She's cutting through the glass
with her diamond earrings.

We're saved.

- Oh.
- What?

Well, I got her
those earrings for Christmas,

and they were 20 bucks.

I just kinda told her
they were diamonds.

Like father, like daughter.

What the heck is she doing?

Showing us
what a big mouth she has?

We already knew that.

No.

She's right, she's not dumb.
She's smart.

She's also someone
whose grandma made her take opera lessons.

( singing high note )

Amazing!

Yes!

What is going on in here?

Okay, that just happened.

Hey, untie me.

Not so fast.

Nice! Let's go.

Hey. No one messes with
my best friend.

I'm sorry.

I always wanted to be
an only child,

and now I'm about to be.

Need a hand... or a leg?

Ooh, nice, Judy.

Way to go, KC.

What's going on in here?

Not so tall anymore, is he?

Marisa, I never thought
I'd say this,

but boy, am I happy to see you.

And if we're putting
all our cards on the table,

you should know KC loves you.

Hey, what's up, guys?

Okay, okay, okay.

Is this because I freed
a dangerous prisoner

and stole a helicopter,
or because I forgot to put

the office bagels away
without that twist-tie thing?

Cuff her.

Okay, hey.
Before you do that,

you should know,
I saved my family.

Glad they're okay,
but not good enough.

I also have Abby.

Still not good enough.

Oh, wait, wait.
And Erica.

Still not...

Bup-bup-bup.

And Richard, the head of
the Other Side.

And a box of doughnuts.

All right, all is forgiven.

Put these three in a cell.

No, I'll do anything to get out
of sharing a cell with her.

- You should be so lucky.
- ( both arguing )

Please, I'm begging you.
Put me in solitary.

Oh, don't worry. You'll all
have your own private cells.

Hey.

Try to keep 'em together
as long as possible.

With any luck,
they'll kill each other.

Oh, and also, if Abby
asks for lip gloss, give her this.

So how did you manage
to take down

the head of the Other Side?

Uh, it was all KC.
100% KC.

Well, Dad, we can't lie
to Agent Johnson.

It was a group effort.

( ringing )

Yes.

You're sure
Richard was captured?

So who's now in charge
of the Other Side?

I was hoping you'd say that.

Looks like I'm going home.

See you soon, KC.

Rob, your name's on TV.

.srt Extracted and Resynced
by Dan4Jem, AD.MMXVII.I

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0