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Previously on K.C. Undercover...
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I didn't get to properly
introduce myself before.
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I'm K.C. Cooper and... I'm your cousin.
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Marisa, I am such an idiot.
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What if he doesn't like me
anymore and doesn't call...
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K.C., K.C., would you just relax.
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Darien likes you. He isn't going anywhere.
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(Car tires screech)
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(Car crash)
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Quick! Call an ambulance. A car just
came out of nowhere and hit Darien.
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(Grunts)
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Hey. What's up, Abby.
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Thank you so much for stopping
by and checking on Darien,
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but good news, he's
gonna be perfectly fine.
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Yeah, well, this time he is.
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What you talking about?
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His accident. It wasn't an accident.
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(Chuckles) I'm sorry,
that doesn't make any sense.
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Okay, who would intentionally hurt Darien?
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I would.
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You missed.
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Down!
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What are you doing next Saturday night?
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What was I doing last Saturday night?
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- Nothing.
- Yep, I'll be doing that again.
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No, you won't. You are
going to a surprise party.
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For who?
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You.
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Okay, you do know how surprise
parties are supposed to work?
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Yes, but considering your line
of work, I thought it was best
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to tell you so you don't go
all Jackie Chan on the guests
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when they yell "Surprise."
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(Chuckles)
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Marisa, you know me, okay.
I am not a party person.
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I'm a party pooper.
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K.C., come on, you're about to be 17
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and a year from now you're gonna be 18.
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And after that... who knows?
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I'm gonna go with 19.
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Yes, I knew that.
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I meant, how many more birthdays are
we gonna be able to celebrate together?
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Come on, please let me do this for you.
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Okay, fine.
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Yay! And you'll wear a
pretty pretty party dress?
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(Brakes screech)
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Okay, fine, forget the
dress! Forget the dress!
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No no no, I just saw my cousin Abby,
right over there in that SUV!
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Your cousin Abby, the
cousin that you eliminated
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in the giant explosion on the Potomac?
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I've heard of walkin'
dead, but not drivin' dead.
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No, that was definitely
Abby. But she's gone.
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I know, K.C., she's gone.
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No, I mean she ran the yellow light.
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Yep, ran the big yellow light in the sky.
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She's alive! And that's not an expression!
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I'll always find a way
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A way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I...
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I keep it undercover
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, I'll make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
I keep it undercover
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- So, what's for dinner?
- What do you care?
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The only thing you consume is electricity.
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(Chuckles) Not anymore.
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We just came back from The Organization.
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They were giving away free
upgrades and free sweat socks.
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Guess who got the upgrade, and
guess who got the sweat socks?
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Judy, eating will be great for
your undercover assignments.
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And you're going to love
it. Eating is really cool.
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You do it all the time. How cool can it be?
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All right, let's break your
new digestive system in.
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Let's start with something easy.
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Ooh, how about applesauce?
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Fine. Let's get this over with.
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Open up your yum-yum hole.
Here comes the airplane.
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(Mimics airplane)
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That's it?
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That's eating?
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That's what you guys spend 90
percent of your day talking about?
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- What's that?
- That's just chocolate.
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(Heavenly music plays)
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Yeah, I'm going to need some more of that.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I just found a bug.
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What? Someone planted a bug?
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No, I found an actual bug.
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And you owe me some new Begonias, missy.
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What's with you?
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Okay, um, this is gonna
sound a bit unbelievable,
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but when I was driving
down Rhode Island Avenue
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you are never gonna guess who I saw.
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Well, I know it wasn't your father
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because I asked him to go
to the market an hour ago
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and his butt is still sitting
on the couch watching the game!
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No, Mom, I saw my cousin Abby.
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Floating on the Potomac?
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No, driving in the SUV next
to me, not using her blinker.
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There is no end to her evil!
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I'm sorry, K.C.,
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- you saw your cousin Abby?
- Yes.
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She was wearing a baseball cap and
sunglasses, but I'm positive it was her.
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I totally recognized her.
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Okay, K.C., which is
more likely, honey, huh?
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That you saw someone who
looked like your cousin,
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or that Abby came back from the Great
Beyond for a little carpool karaoke?
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Mom, I'm serious. I saw her!
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Honey, now, eliminating someone
is the worst part of this job.
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But honey, sometimes,
we don't have a choice.
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And I really think this is your
guilt playing tricks on you.
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No, no, Mom, I am sure that I saw her.
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(Sighs)
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Well, I'm pretty sure it was her.
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No, I'm definitely... probably
sure it was her... I think.
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So I keep having this
reoccurring dream, right?
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Basically, I have a test in my next
class, but I've never been to that class.
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And worse, I don't even
know where the class is.
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But when I do find the
class: full of centaurs.
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I can't take the test,
because it's too loud
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because everyone's
counting with their hooves.
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But it's just a dream.
That's normal, right?
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Yeah, sure. No.
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Are we ever going to get
around to talking about the fact
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that you thought you
saw your deceased cousin?
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Yeah, that's been bothering
me a little bit too.
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K.C., you know it's just a manifestation
of the emotions you're feeling,
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emotions that you've buried deep inside
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because you never really
dealt with what happened.
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Oh, trust me, I have dealt
with it every single day.
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Abby and Erica are gone because
of me, because of what I did.
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And I can handle that. I'm fine.
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I know everyone keeps
saying that I'm losing it,
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but I am holding it
together, I'm perfectly fine!
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Okay, I could use a little bit of help.
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Alright, here's what I want you to do.
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If you ever think you see Abby again...
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- Eliminate her?
- No.
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Let me finish.
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I want you to steady yourself,
squeeze this stress ball,
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and repeat this mantra:
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"It's not really happening.
It's not really happening."
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- Can you do that?
- Mm-hmm.
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And in the meantime, go do
something that's not spy work,
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something that actual teenagers would do.
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Go on a date. Go have fun.
Go shopping at the mall.
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Did my friend Marisa put you up to this?
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It is either this or you're going
on a break from The Organization.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll try to do more teenager stuff.
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But what do you suggest I
do about that centaur thing?
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Well, if worst comes to worst, you
can always blow them up on the Potomac.
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Too soon. I realize that now.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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You know what? You're right.
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I was just buggin'. There's no
way that I could've seen Abby.
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Abby! Get in here. We
have an important mission.
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I hope it's to open some windows in here.
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Do you always have to douse
yourself in toilet water?
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It's "toilette water".
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And if I open a window, it'll
be to throw you out of it.
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We're looking for David Simmons.
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He designed the security system
for the U.S. Treasury vaults.
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It is our job to locate, abduct,
and threaten him until he tells us
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how to get inside those vaults.
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And then we go on the biggest
shopping spree of all time.
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Lord knows you could use it.
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Seriously, Mother, are those shoulder pads?
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(Painful grunt)
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Did that feel padded to you, Miss Thing?
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Your father's going to use that stolen
money to bring down The Organization.
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(Muffled voice) Sounds good to me.
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What are you eating?
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I went and got a burger and some fries.
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From Gettysburger?!
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You know the Coopers live close to
there! You could've been spotted.
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Actually...
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She saw you?!
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See? This is why I don't tell you anything.
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And relax. I was wearing
sunglasses and a hat.
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What about your face?
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Were you wearing your face?
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K.C. cannot get in the way of this mission.
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If she does, I have to eliminate her.
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Sweet! Make sure I get
an invite to that party.
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So did you get out the
invitations to my party?
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Oh, you mean the party that
I planned every detail of,
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invited everyone we know, baked a cake for,
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and then you suddenly changed your mind
because you thought you saw your cousin
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and made me cancel everything,
that surprise party?
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Yep, that's the one. Um...
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So I was thinking literary theme.
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Everyone comes dressed as their favorite
19th century fictional character.
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How are we even friends?
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Marisa, please. Okay,
come on, I need this party.
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I'm supposed to start
doing regular teenage stuff.
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Why can't you just break your curfew and
talk back to your parents like everyone else?
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Please?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'll
just have to re-book the DJ,
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re-order the food,
re-invite the guests...
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read a book...
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find a costume about that
book... (Continues talking)
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Okay.
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It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
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And then the only thing left to do
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is go shopping for your
pretty, pretty party dress.
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It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
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Oh, you're still here. I guess
it doesn't work on everyone.
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(Snickering)
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Donut time!
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Oh! My donuts are gone.
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Hey, Judy? Did you see my donuts?
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I dough-not know what
you're talking about.
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I was saving those for my hump snack.
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What's a hump snack?
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The snack after the first snack,
to get me over the hump to dinner.
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Hump snack.
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Isn't that called lunch?
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Not called... You know what?
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Ever since you got that eating
upgrade, you've been out of control.
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- That's not true.
- It is so.
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You ate everything in the
fridge, including the baking soda!
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Yeah, it wasn't as good
as the regular soda.
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(Groans)
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You have literally eaten
everything in this entire house!
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What am I gonna do for
my late night hump snack?
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I'm never gonna make it to breakfast!
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Oh, good. I'm glad you're
here. We have a mission.
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I hope it's to go grocery shopping.
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Judy's new update is eating
us out of house and home.
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Will you stop thinking about your
stomach and focus on the mission.
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Okay, now we have to find David Simmons.
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He developed the security
system for the Treasury.
246
00:13:02,735 --> 00:13:04,285
After that, he retired and went off grid.
247
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:07,789
If he's retired, why does anyone care?
248
00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:10,958
Judy, you had a donut left?
Why didn't you tell me?
249
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You didn't ask.
250
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- If you don't...
- Stop it, you two!
251
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:21,502
Now we have intel saying that the
Other Side is also looking for Simmons.
252
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Our mission is to locate him,
extract him, and protect him.
253
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Let's get to work.
254
00:13:30,746 --> 00:13:32,613
Do you have any donuts left, Judy?
255
00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:35,183
No, I do not.
256
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,585
What is that?!
257
00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:40,555
It's a donut hole.
258
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,629
So when's my surprise party?
259
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:49,997
Not telling.
260
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,033
By the way, I ran out of money.
261
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:54,435
Here's your portion of
the party bill. Surprise!
262
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:59,841
So you're throwing me a surprise
party but I have to pay for it.
263
00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,709
Why am I not surprised?
264
00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:05,012
Okay, we should probably
work on your surprise face.
265
00:14:05,014 --> 00:14:10,218
So you walk in at the appointed time,
see everyone you know dressed as...
266
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,519
"book people".
267
00:14:15,858 --> 00:14:17,758
And go.
268
00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:22,697
(Thinking) It's not really happening.
269
00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:25,566
It's not really happening.
270
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,204
(Sighs)
271
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,907
Okay, that was a little too surprised.
272
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:35,643
More like freaked out. Uh, are you okay?
273
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,345
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
274
00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:40,248
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I got an A on my math test!
275
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,816
Wait, no way.
276
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,386
Now that is a surprise face.
277
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,154
By the way, I didn't really get an A.
278
00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:50,157
I'm not really that surprised.
279
00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:58,499
So I've been scouring the Internet
for any trace of David Simmons.
280
00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:07,742
What? I eat now. Deal with it.
281
00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:14,081
(Belches loudly)
282
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:18,319
Technically, that's not
eating. That's just disgusting.
283
00:15:20,122 --> 00:15:23,758
Anyway...
284
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,694
Satellite tracking revealed
Simmons spends a lot of time
285
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,230
in Bung Hill, West
Virginia at a biker hangout.
286
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,700
But according to his credit
cards, he never buys anything.
287
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:36,304
Sounds like your father
at the jewelry store.
288
00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:39,140
And the shoe store and the phone store.
289
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:42,610
Who buys one gig of data
for the entire family?
290
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,147
At first I thought he
was just paying in cash.
291
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:48,115
Which is a great way to get a discount
292
00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:51,419
for someone who really wants a
convertible for their birthday next week.
293
00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:54,255
K.C., so which is it, I'm
cheap, or I'm buying you a car?
294
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:59,327
Hey, there's only one way
to prove the haters wrong.
295
00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:04,231
But I found records that show
Simmons owns the biker hangout.
296
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,067
Okay, nice work, Ernie.
297
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:09,303
(Faint gurgling)
298
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:11,238
What's that noise?
299
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:15,009
I don't know, but it's coming from
you and it does not sound good.
300
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:18,346
It's my new digestive
system. It's malfunctioning!
301
00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:22,483
No, actually, I think it is functioning.
302
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,618
Or at least it's about to.
303
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:30,291
What's happening?!
304
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,792
Okay, let's get moving.
305
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,562
Well, looks like Judy's
already one step ahead of us.
306
00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:39,133
K.C., you have to come
to my house right now.
307
00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:41,936
Uh, Marisa, now's not really a good time.
308
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,371
Uh, well, too bad.
309
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:46,307
Everyone's at my house for your
party, waiting to surprise you.
310
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:50,544
In their book costumes. Come on, let's go.
311
00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:53,180
Marisa, I really, I just
can't get away right now.
312
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,382
Why not?
313
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:58,386
Because I have family obligations.
314
00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:02,189
Family obligations. Oh,
great. That's just great.
315
00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:05,860
I'm so glad that after you asked me
to cancel your first surprise party,
316
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:10,197
you wanted me to re-throw you a surprise
party, only to cancel it again!
317
00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:13,567
I'll just make the party another
day when you're not too busy.
318
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:16,771
Or will I? Who knows? It'll be a surprise!
319
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,807
Well, she took that well.
320
00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:22,410
Alright, pack your gear.
We're heading to Bung Hill.
321
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,979
We're headed to Bung Hill.
322
00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,347
And if anybody gets in our way...
323
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:30,351
They're going to be
sorry they got in our way.
324
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:34,588
You're a little, evil,
no good, psycho girl.
325
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,724
I'm so proud of you.
326
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:52,706
Whoa!
327
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,576
(Whistling)
328
00:17:55,578 --> 00:17:58,179
You see that?
329
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,948
Hidey-ho, there, Bung Hillian!
330
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,616
My family and I are from out of town...
331
00:18:02,618 --> 00:18:04,385
We live in Toledo, Ohio
332
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,254
and we're on our way to
Williamsburg, Virginia.
333
00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:10,458
You know, where they churn
butter the old-fashioned way.
334
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,760
With a churner!
335
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,695
All right, that's enough
out of you, Sparky.
336
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,297
(Forced chuckle)
337
00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:18,766
Anyway, as I was saying, we're lost.
338
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,768
I can't find Route 60.
339
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:26,107
Now I've misplaced a lot of things in
my day, by golly, but never a highway!
340
00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:29,443
Think maybe you can help me out? I've
got my map here. It's in my fanny pack.
341
00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:32,313
You ever seen...?
342
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:36,650
Hey! I've been on my hog
for the past few hours.
343
00:18:36,652 --> 00:18:39,053
So what does it take to get a
little sarsaparilla around here?
344
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:41,722
Travel back in time?
345
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:46,393
Well, then I'll take a
lemonade. Make it a double.
346
00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:48,629
In the meantime, where's
the little biker's room?
347
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:03,477
(Computer noises)
348
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:14,188
(Sighs)
349
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:17,491
It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
350
00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:19,994
It's not really Abby.
351
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,536
Oh, who am I kidding?
That is definitely Abby.
352
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:34,542
K.C., you'll blow your
cover. What are you doing?
353
00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:38,012
Mom, I just saw Abby. I'm not crazy
and I'm not letting her get away!
354
00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:39,580
(Sighs)
355
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,351
(Revs engine)
356
00:19:44,353 --> 00:19:45,719
(Groans)
357
00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:48,556
(Clears throat)
358
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:51,392
Hey, man, nice skins, but I'm
gonna need to borrow your beast.
359
00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:54,461
Please?
360
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:57,331
Alright.
361
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:02,069
(Grunting)
362
00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:05,272
Whoo. Okay.
363
00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:10,811
Hey, bro. Nice skins, but I'm
gonna need to borrow your beast.
364
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:18,819
(Revs engine)
365
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:20,888
366
00:20:34,002 --> 00:20:35,169
Hey, cuz.
367
00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:37,171
(Groans) I knew it was you all along!
368
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:38,439
You made me think that I lost it.
369
00:20:38,441 --> 00:20:40,407
You never had it.
370
00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:46,013
You'll never catch me, because
I'm smarter and better than you.
371
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:48,415
Wow, for someone with such a big head,
372
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,718
I'm surprised you found a
helmet big enough to fit it!
373
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,487
(Groans)
374
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,081
(Grunts)
375
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,584
Oh, goodie. You're alive.
376
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,486
(Groans) Nice breath.
377
00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:26,987
No wonder you don't have a boyfriend.
378
00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:29,957
I don't have a boyfriend
because you tried to kill him!
379
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:33,794
I hate you! I hate you!
I... (Muffled shouting)
380
00:21:33,796 --> 00:21:35,629
Oh, look at that.
381
00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:39,833
These stress balls really are a great
way to deal with your problems.
382
00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:47,074
They got our girl. They got our girl.
383
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:50,010
Don't worry. We'll get her back.
384
00:21:50,012 --> 00:21:53,614
Yeah, they're not getting away with this.
385
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:56,150
At least not alive.
386
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:01,689
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV.
387
00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:06,289
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