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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Hey, guys, I'll be right back.
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Hey, we're decorating a tree.
It's your favorite thing to do.
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Besides not wearing makeup.
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Oh, I just have some last-minute
Christmas shopping to do.
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KC, the malls are closing.
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Then I better get there, huh?
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Was she acting a little weird?
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No weirder than usual.
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Man: Yes?
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Hey, um...
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can we talk?
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Sure. Come on in.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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You don't have to lie on the couch.
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Oh, I know, but that's how
they do it on TV and movies,
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plus I'm a little tired,
so two birds, one stone.
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Do you always find it necessary to
deflect your feelings with jokes?
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What? No.
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Just most of the time.
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I don't even know why I'm here.
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I don't wanna mess up your Christmas Eve.
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My name is Dr. Levinstein. I'm in no rush.
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So, uh, what exactly is bothering you?
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(Sighs) Nothing.
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I'm sorry. I'm fine.
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(Laughs nervously)
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It's just that, you know, being a
spy is really messing with my head.
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It's got me feeling like a total wreck.
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Sometimes I can handle
it, but just recently,
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with all these missions
and going undercover
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as all these different people I just
start feeling like, who the heck is KC?
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You know? And I'm sure it's not an
unusual feeling for a spy, right?
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No, not at all.
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Excuse me for just one second.
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Yeah, it's me. I'm going to be late.
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KC, maybe these feelings are
exacerbated because you're so young.
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Young? Yeah, well, today I'm young,
but a lot of the times, I'm not.
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(British accent) Well,
hello, fellow educators.
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Substitute teacher Margaret
Cavendish reporting for duty.
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Oh, yes!
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Nothing like the smell of
uneducated minds, am I right?
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Makes you just want to
fill them up with knowledge.
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Knowledge, knowledge, knowledge!
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Well, before I start
edificating these young minds,
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I'm going to rest my weary bones.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, how kind of you to
squeeze me in, buttercup.
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You know, back in my day, we didn't
allow students in the teachers' lounge.
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Well, actually, I am a teacher.
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Oh, but you are just a pup!
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A little bitty puppy.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh, heavens.
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I should have never had those
bangers and mash for lunch.
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The gas is starting.
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(Passes gas)
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Would you be a dear and get me some tea?
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Gladly.
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It sounds to me like you're putting a
little extra pressure on yourself.
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I bet, one day, when you're a little old
lady, you're gonna look back on this
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and remember these experiences fondly.
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Well, hopefully more fondly than the
last time I was a little old man.
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Hey, how you doin'? Bernie Burns.
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Only two things visible from space.
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The Great Wall of China
and that ugly shirt.
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Hey oh!
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You just got burned by Bernie Burns.
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Oh, man, look at these two.
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More wrinkles than a box of raisins.
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Hey oh!
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Burned by the Burnster. Hey.
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Bernie Burns here. I used
to be a nightclub comedian.
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You know what happened
when I played Atlantic City?
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Everyone left and went to Vegas. Hey oh!
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I just burned myself.
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Nobody's off limits.
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Maybe you should dwell on the positive.
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It seems to me that you're
genuinely good at this work,
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portraying other people.
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Yeah, usually I am, but not always.
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There was this one time I
had to do it on truth serum.
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My, my, my.
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And a good afternoon to you.
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Mr. Tochlin, I presume.
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Mrs. DuBois, I presume.
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Well, you presume wrong.
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Excuse me?
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My friends, they call me KC.
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I hope you'll call me KC, too, all right.
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Everybody calls me KC.
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Okay.
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Uh, Mrs. DuBois...
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Mm-mm.
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KC.
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(Chuckles)
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It says here that Marisa worked as
your part-time personal assistant.
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Yes. That is what it says.
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Those words are on that paper.
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Uh, you know, Marisa, she is a lovely gal.
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She's vivacious, good humored, sweeter
than a sugar cake on a baby's bottom.
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Well, I should go now.
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Here is a can of creamed corn for y'all.
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Have a good day, darlin'.
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Um, just a few more questions.
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Please. Since you're here.
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Oh. Goody goody gumdrops.
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So how long have you known Marisa?
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Since I was five.
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You mean since she was five.
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Yes. That is true.
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I have known Marisa since she was five.
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We used to take baths together.
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Can we wrap this up now?
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Uh, we're almost finished.
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Would you say that Marisa
is generally on time?
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Oh, yes, absolutely. She is always on time.
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For a party or a sale.
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Not for anything really important
when you're countin' on her.
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Thank you for your candor.
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I have just one more question.
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If you were me, would you
hire Marisa for this job?
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No!
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No, no, no. No way, absolutely not.
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Negatory. Nope.
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And if I wasn't clear before, no!
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Wow. Uh, well, is there anything
else you wanna tell me?
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You look like a sleepy turtle.
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Where I come from, dear,
that's a compliment.
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No, it's not.
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Ernie, can I talk to you for a second?
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She must be trying to get
me under the mistletoe.
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What the heck? It's Christmas.
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Let me go share the gift that is Ernie.
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You might wanna keep the receipt.
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I'm worried about KC.
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I don't think she went out to buy presents.
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Why not?
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Because she's so organized.
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She has her Christmas
shopping done by Easter.
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I think she might be upset about something.
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You're being ridiculous.
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KC is the most together person I know.
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I just feel like I'm falling apart.
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I think part of the anxiety you're feeling
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stems from the fact that going
undercover can be lonely work.
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Well, I mean, sometimes I
get to go with another agent.
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And that's better?
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No, it's worse.
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Simone, come on.
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This is ridiculous.
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No one in their right mind
is gonna believe I'm a man.
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Not with all this curvaceousness-ness.
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Would you stop whining, okay, and dude up?
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I'm sorry, KC, but this undercover
stuff is just not my bailiwick.
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Rule number one of being a dude.
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You don't wanna use words like bailiwick.
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I don't know if I can do this, all right?
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I'm just so nervous.
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How many times do I have to tell
you, I am not a field agent?
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I was hoping just 12!
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Because if I hear it again, I swear, I
am sticking this plunger up your nose.
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How dare you speak to a lady that way?
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Look, relax, okay?
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If anyone comes, I will do all the talking.
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Got it. Yes. You do all the talking.
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I will keep it quiet.
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No matter what happens,
my lips are zip, zip, zip.
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We need paper towels in the men's room.
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(Deep voice) We need paper towels?
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You need paper towels? You
always need paper towels.
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Everybody need paper towels. Paper
towels, paper towels, paper towels.
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When I was in my generation,
back when I was fly,
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we used to have paper and
we used to have towels.
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We used to have paper to write with, and
towels to wipe with, but now you want
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all the paper towels together, don't ya?
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Paper towels, paper... take your paper
towels and get back in that room!
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Nobody wants to use you
or your paper towels.
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It occurs to me that you need a
creative outlet to relieve your stress.
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Many of my patients
really enjoy art therapy.
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Oh, yeah, I've dabbled in art before.
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Not really my thing.
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I am Lola Fingers.
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Artiste.
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And I'm her manager, Tommy Lasorda.
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The artiste manager.
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Not the baseball manager.
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He's a large white man,
and I'm a short black guy,
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with a penchant for turtlenecks.
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Your work is genius. As is your hair.
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Yeah, well, my style is
perpetually caught in a breeze.
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To remind me that life is
always moving, as must art.
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Oh, yes.
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This space is perfect.
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It's bare.
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It's naked.
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I'll cover your shame, naked wall.
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With art!
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She'll need total privacy.
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Her most creative hours
are 2:00 to 5:00 a.m.
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You've got it, Lola.
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But it would be an honor to
come by and see you work.
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Why wait?
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She can do one right now.
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Lola's known for her spontaneous paintings.
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Yes. I'm also known for firing my manager.
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Come on, Lola.
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Do the one where you roll around in...
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Why am I explaining when
she can just show you?
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Lola.
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No, thank you. I'm just not
feeling the muse right now.
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Then let me help you feel it.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm not done, I'm not done.
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Oh, lovely.
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Oh, yes. Yes, I'm really starting
to feel it everywhere now.
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Yes!
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Lola, you've done it again.
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Don't hold back. Rage is your medium.
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I love it.
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Yes, Lola, you've done it again.
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Eh. I wouldn't say it's your best work.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, lovely.
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Look at that.
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Another Lola Fingers original.
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Allow me to sign it for you.
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Okay, so what I'm hearing is, you
have fun working with your family.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I do. A lot.
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So no conflicts come up because of work.
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There's never any fighting.
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Fighting? Between people in my family? No.
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Absolutely not.
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Unless you count my mom.
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You know I love you,
but I gotta mess you up.
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00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:50,760
Excuse me?
256
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:53,134
Scar said that I had to fight you.
257
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:56,103
Oh. In that case, hit me hard.
258
00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:59,607
What? I don't want to. You're my mommy.
259
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,709
And your mommy is saying hit me.
260
00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:04,145
Come on. This'll just be like
sparring practice at home.
261
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,214
- Okay.
- All right.
262
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:08,082
I'm gonna hit you now, okay?
263
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:13,554
What are you doing?
264
00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:15,556
I'm not gonna make it easy on you.
265
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:18,159
Hit me again, delinquent! See what happens.
266
00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:22,029
Inmates: Fight, fight, fight, fight!
267
00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:32,206
- Nice kick, Mom.
- Thanks.
268
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,375
Hey, wanna do that
over-the-table thing?
269
00:14:34,377 --> 00:14:35,576
- Sure. Why not?
- Okay.
270
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:42,250
It seems to me you really
didn't have a choice.
271
00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:46,220
One thing we all know is that an
agent can never blow their cover.
272
00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:48,222
Yeah. About that.
273
00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:56,564
Intel shows that an enemy spy is
expected to arrive at any moment.
274
00:14:56,566 --> 00:15:01,068
Your mission is to place a miniature
GPS tracking device in his food.
275
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,405
Once he eats it, we'll be able
to track him for up to 12 hours.
276
00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:06,240
Won't he know it's in his food?
277
00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:07,775
Honey, put it in the tempura.
278
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,477
People eat anything that's deep fried.
279
00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:13,080
I have visual confirmation
280
00:15:13,082 --> 00:15:14,849
that the targets have
entered the restaurant.
281
00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:29,397
Hi, Chef.
282
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,432
What is Marisa doing there?
283
00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:35,269
Apparently disregarding the
"please wait to be seated" sign.
284
00:15:35,271 --> 00:15:38,239
Ah, Chef, do you have a best friend?
285
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,275
I have a best friend.
Well, I had a best friend.
286
00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:44,445
Normally, we come here together,
but we had a really big fight.
287
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,380
(Muttering gibberish)
288
00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:51,152
I know these things happen, but
they don't happen to me and KC.
289
00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:54,789
We used to tell each other
everything, but she's changed.
290
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:57,391
(Gibberish)
291
00:15:57,393 --> 00:15:59,160
You're totally right.
292
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:03,197
I'm being all judge-y
judge-y, but it hurts.
293
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:06,167
Oh, hey, could you do the big shrimp
flip and egg crack trick for me?
294
00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:07,668
(Gibberish)
295
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,837
Carpal tunnel.
296
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:12,306
Oh, please. It would really cheer me up.
297
00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:13,874
(Sighs)
298
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,294
The targets are leaving.
299
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,230
You have to stop them, even if
it means breaking your cover.
300
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,685
Hey, cool. They added a floor show.
301
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,273
KC?
302
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,410
Now I get it.
303
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,779
You've been acting all kooky
304
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,448
because you're stressed
out from your secret job.
305
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:30,684
Pretending to be a male chef at Benimama's.
306
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:34,588
Yeah. We need to talk.
307
00:17:39,861 --> 00:17:42,863
KC should be back by
now. I hope she's okay.
308
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,732
Oh, please, we put her in a
lot more dangerous situations
309
00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,268
than last-minute Christmas shopping.
310
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,403
That's what I'm talking about. Maybe
we put too much pressure on her.
311
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:50,938
Oh, stop. She can handle it.
312
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,606
I'm sure she'll be home any second.
313
00:17:52,608 --> 00:17:54,408
What are you doing?
314
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,544
Oh, just making myself comfortable.
315
00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:59,013
I got a feeling we are
gonna be here for a while.
316
00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:08,457
Maybe part of the problem is
that you resent your parents
317
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,459
pushing you into being a spy.
318
00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:12,260
Are you kidding me?
319
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,896
The missions I go on with
my parents are my favorite.
320
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:18,433
Except sometimes, I do have to
pretend like I'm not having fun.
321
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:27,609
We're at an expensive French restaurant.
322
00:18:27,611 --> 00:18:29,678
What are you doing on your phone?
323
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,947
Ordering a pizza.
324
00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:34,382
Why do we bother taking her to nice places?
325
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,384
Here's an idea.
326
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,687
How about I go the mall and you
guys pick me up when you're done?
327
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,455
Or don't.
328
00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:46,394
Okay. Target has entered the restaurant.
329
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,063
I have facial recognition confirmation.
330
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,631
Target matches the profile.
331
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:54,436
Slight limp, broad shoulders, weak
chin, and a very long eyelash?
332
00:18:54,438 --> 00:18:58,406
Oh, no, that one's mine actually.
333
00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:01,643
Intel shows he's here
to get the stolen plans
334
00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:03,345
for a new missile defense system.
335
00:19:03,347 --> 00:19:05,847
Our assignment: recover those plans.
336
00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:08,416
- I'll cover the exit.
- I'm going in.
337
00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:13,522
You can't go in the lounge.
It's for adults only.
338
00:19:13,524 --> 00:19:16,091
Not a problem.
339
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:28,069
My little girl's grown up so fast.
340
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:32,974
Kira: He's on the move,
and he's got a briefcase.
341
00:19:36,812 --> 00:19:38,747
I have a visual on the plans.
342
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,348
Let's do this.
343
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,499
Didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with matches?
344
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:56,064
I highly recommend the filet of sole.
345
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,507
I can't believe you hit me.
346
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,477
I'm just a little girl.
347
00:20:47,516 --> 00:20:51,052
A little girl who just
girl-stomped you, son.
348
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:08,436
Time for you to chill out.
349
00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:15,677
What? You never heard of a teenage spy?
350
00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:21,650
KC, I'm not sure what to say.
351
00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:24,085
The work you do is very important.
352
00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:27,656
You're not only helping people,
you're actually saving lives.
353
00:21:27,658 --> 00:21:31,559
But at any age, there's a
tremendous amount of pressure,
354
00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:33,561
and it is clearly getting to you.
355
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,630
Maybe it's time for you to get out.
356
00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:36,931
- Excuse me?
- Quit.
357
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,867
Quit being a spy.
358
00:21:38,869 --> 00:21:41,903
I see what you're doing here, doc.
359
00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:45,040
I see. You're trying a
little reverse psychology.
360
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:49,644
Tell her to quit so that she'll
quit feeling her feelings.
361
00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:52,047
No, I really think you're
not cut out for this,
362
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,549
and you should just walk away.
363
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:56,618
Walk away?
364
00:21:56,620 --> 00:22:01,556
From the job that I love, doing
it with the family that I love?
365
00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,491
Yeah, no, that's not gonna happen.
366
00:22:03,493 --> 00:22:05,760
Hey, you're the one with
the issues. You came to me.
367
00:22:05,762 --> 00:22:09,564
The only issue I have is
that it's the holidays, okay,
368
00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:11,166
and I'm feeling a little blue.
369
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:14,602
It's called seasonal holiday funkiness,
370
00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:17,672
or something more professional-sounding.
371
00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:20,942
It's a real thing, okay,
and that is all that I have.
372
00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:23,244
Quit being a spy. Give me a break.
373
00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:32,821
Hey, honey. How'd your
last-minute shopping go?
374
00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:37,292
Well, it turns out all the gifts
I need are actually right here.
375
00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,593
Oh!
376
00:22:38,595 --> 00:22:40,628
Wait. You mean us, right?
377
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,297
Yes, you guys.
378
00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:44,165
That is so sweet.
379
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:47,702
But FYI, I am still expecting that
bottle of Robaire Lattaire perfume.
380
00:22:47,704 --> 00:22:50,672
Guys, the tree looks really good,
but I'm seeing a few empty spots.
381
00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:52,040
Let's get to work, people.
382
00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:54,943
Craig: Okay, the boss is here.
383
00:22:54,945 --> 00:22:57,612
Ernie: Pass 'em on down.
384
00:22:57,662 --> 00:23:02,212
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