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What's up with the blender, bro?
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I thought we finally
got you on solids.
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I'm making a protein shake.
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This powder guarantees
I'll double my muscles
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within a month.
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( grunting )
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You might want to double
the serving size.
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Hey, guys, listen up.
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We got a missing kid case.
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rereo o is the son of my buddy,
a former spy.s, listen up.
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He was last seen at his
all-boy cadet academy.
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The police investigation
turned up nothin'.
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Now, my friend needs a
teenage boy to go undercover
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and find out what happened,
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and I said I have just
the boy for the job.
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I immediately
thought of you, KC.
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I said, "If there's a boy out
there that can find your son,
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it's my daughter."
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Thanks, Daddy. Yeah.
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Am I hearing this correctly?
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I'm a real boy. A real boy.
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Yes, we know, Pinocchio.
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Relax, you're doing too.
You'll back up KC.
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Fine. You might be able to
make her look like a boy,
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but she won't know
how to act like one.
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Of course I will. I'll
just drop a few IQ points.
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There's more to it than that.
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Can you do this?
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( burps )
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Ohh. Was that last night's
turkey tetrazzini?
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That's right. ( burps )
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( Craig laughing )
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I had seconds.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll
stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool
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I always find a way, a way out of the fire
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But don't tell
nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect, so many things I
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Want to tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I got to find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover
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I gotta say, The Organization
did a killer job
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turning you into a guy.
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I'm sure if you want, they could
make you look like a guy, too.
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Hey, what's up? Guy Mann.
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"Guy Mann"?
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Don't you think you're
trying a little too hard?
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Why? What's your
undercover name?
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Rico Fuentes. I'm a
Dominican transfer student.
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My father is a breakfast
cereal tycoon
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and my mother is a
former Broadway star
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who gave it all up for love
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but still maintains her
own fragrance line.
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"Floral by Fuentes."
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Yeah, I'm trying too hard.
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What's up, men? I'm Aaron.
You guys new here?
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Yeah. Cool.
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Hey, what's up,
I'm, uh, Guy Mann.
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You can call me Guy...man.
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Newbie alert.
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Nice one, bro.
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Hey! What kind of
person does that?
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I am new to this academy,
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I'm already feeling a
little insecure, 'kay?
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I think you owe me
an apology, Mister.
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You're right. I should have
welcomed you like this.
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( laughing ) Oh,
wait, I already did.
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Welcome to Winston, weirdo.
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Come on, man.
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Thanks for having my back, Rico.
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You don't get it. Guys
have a pack mentality.
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To gain their trust, you
have to act like them.
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They can't just accept someone
who's a little different?
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You want to fit in?
You just spit, grunt,
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and adjust something that
shouldn't be adjusted in public.
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Fine. I can't believe
it's come to this,
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but I guess a Guy Mann's gotta
do what a Guy Mann's gotta do.
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Ahem. Hey, dudes, I think we
got off on the wrong foot.
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Let me just clear the air.
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( burps )
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Ohh. You're disgusting, man.
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I like that!
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They really like you.
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Yeah. Now I just gotta make
'em like me a little less.
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( groans )
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I can't believe it's
just the two of us.
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Alone at last, alone at last.
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Thank God Almighty,
we're alone at last!
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( both laughing )
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So you want to put on some slow
jams and get our dance on?
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Yes, I do. Ooh!
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How 'bout we turn the lights on?
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Why are we livin' like it's Ben
Franklin times up in here?
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Judy, where did you come from?
Ohh!
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China. I think.
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Well, it's our alone time.
Do you mind?
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Yeah, I mind.
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We have no mission,
and I'm bored.
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Well, here's a
mission: Get lost.
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That's not nice.
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Judy, come over here.
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Relax, sweetie, you
work too hard.
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What are you doing, Agent Kira?
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Trying to find your
darn Off switch.
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Oh, no, you don't! Yes, I do!
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Ohh! Kira, you broke it! Now we'll never
be able to put her in Sleep mode!
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What are we gonna do now?
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Fire up those slow jams!
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Fortunately, you didn't
break my boogie mode.
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So, what'd you find out?
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That we better complete
this mission soon,
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because they're doing
physicals Thursday
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and I am not prepared to
turn my head and cough.
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You never are...
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you never are.
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I meant what did you
find out about Lorenzo?
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All I heard is he walked
out of class one day
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and no one has seen or
heard from him since.
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What'd you find out? Same.
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I been on the computer
for two hours
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and all I found out is there's
a school formal coming up
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and half the guys are lying
about having a date.
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The other half claim their
girlfriends live in Canada.
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Wait, didn't you used to-- I did!
And we broke up.
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Huh. Sure you did.
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Man, this mission's
gonna be harder than
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those...abs.
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(whispering) Why are
there so many of them?
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(clears throat) What's up, bro?
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Uh, just out of curiosity,
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we heard something about a missing cadet.
Is it true?
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Yeah. His name is Lorenzo, and--
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Hey, loser. Gimme your shampoo.
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Yeah, Guy, give
him your shampoo.
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I was talking to
you, Lizard Breath.
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Oh.
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FYI, this is a two-in-one
shampoo and conditioner.
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Use it sparingly. Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
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Ooh!
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Did I use too much?
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Nope, no, that-- that's
the right amount.
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So, what are you
guys talking about?
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Uh, that kid who, uh-- Nothin'.
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We were talking about nothin'.
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All right. Well, anyone
want to check out the puke
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from this kid who
lost his dinner?
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Heard it's mad chunky.
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Ha ha. Heck yeah.
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What's the point of vomit
if it's not chunky?
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Yeah! ( laughing )
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All right, all right.
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I'd like to get a look
at that throw-up.
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Ah. You wanna see some vomit?
Look in the mirror.
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Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Come on, Aaron.
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Hey, bro, did you see that?
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As soon as Spencer walked
in, Aaron clammed up.
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They must know something
about Lorenzo!
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Forget that. Did you see
how Spencer treated me?
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Now that they like you, I think
I may be the weakest link.
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( sniffling )
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Ernie, bro, man up. You
don't have to cry about it.
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I'm not. I got shampoo-
slash-conditioner in my eye.
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SPENCER: Yo, Guy.
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Come in here.
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What's up, guys?
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I like you. You're cool.
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You were saying something
about me being cool?
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Why you sittin' like a girl?
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I was, uh...stretchin', bro.
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Got a knee injury wrestlin' a
bear over some beef jerky.
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I won.
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So, listen, bro.
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You up for havin' a little fun?
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Heck yeah, what are we gonna do?
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Build some stuff?
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Shoot some hoops?
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Maybe watch The
Notebook and not cry?
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No.
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We have a little
secret tradition.
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To show who's boss
around here...
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we like to punk the new guys.
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( nervous laughter )
But I'm the new guy.
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No, you're Guy and you're new, but you're
not the new guy we're talking about.
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Oh. Good, because didn't
want to have to punk myself.
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Nah, nah, we only like
to punk the weak ones,
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like your roommate Rico.
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Spence, I don't know.
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Remember what
happened last time...
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Yeah, yeah, I remember.
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We had a lot of fun.
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Didn't we, Aaron?
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Sounds super-cool. (
nervous chuckle )
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I'm gonna go hit the little boys' room.
Anyone wanna come with?
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To shave. Ya know?
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I guess I'm the only one who
has to do it twice a day.
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Losers! Ha!
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What's your problem, man?
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AARON (over bug ): I don't
know if weshould do this.
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00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,720
Remember what happened
when you punked Lorenzo?
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I didn't punk Lorenzo.
We all did.
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00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:09,620
So I'm not going down for that.
We all are.
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00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,630
Hey! Wanna play checkers?
Chinese checkers? Chess?
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00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:19,940
Chinese chess? Marbles?
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00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:23,070
"Marbles." Man,
that's a weird word.
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Marbles. Marbles. Marbles.
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Marbles marbles marbles
marbles marbles marbles
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marbles marbles marbles
marbles marbles marbles--
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00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:32,670
Judy! You been doing
this for eighteen hours!
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00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:35,680
Would you just go to bed?!
I can't. I'm wired.
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00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,760
Well, I'm always wired,
but now I'm really wired.
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Thanks to Agent Kira, I can't
shut down, and I'm bored. Bored.
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Hey, that's a funny word.
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Bored bored bored bored bored
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bored bored bored bored
bored bored bored bored--
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Kira!
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What?! It's your turn, baby.
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Go on, you take her.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's my break. And it's
only been five minutes!
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You deal with her. No, no, no!
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It's all your fault we can't power
her down. It's all your fault!
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Craig. We cannot turn on each other.
That's what she wants!
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00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,580
Okay, I got an idea. Okay.
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Hey, how would you like
to play the Quiet Game?
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Okay!
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I lose!
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00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,890
Now let's see who
can be the loudest.
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La la la la la la la!
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La la la! La la-la la!
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00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,860
La la la la-la la!
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00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,940
You fold them over
and tack them there
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Then tuck them under there
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Under where? Undie there!
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Clean and freshy underwear
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I have good news and bad news. Ooh!
Start with the good news.
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Well, the first good news is no one
heard that underwear song but me.
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Oh, and...
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turns out Aaron and Spencer
had been punking Lorenzo.
250
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,890
I'm positive they were
involved in his disappearance.
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Good work. So what's
the bad news?
252
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,640
They're gonna be
punking someone else.
253
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:01,940
I feel bad for that guy.
254
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,810
Hopefully he's tough
enough to take it.
255
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,640
It's Rico Fuentes.
256
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:06,940
(crying) He's not tough
enough to take it!
257
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,650
He's not tough at all!
You gotta hide me!
258
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,980
Hide you. (laughs)
259
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,820
Hide you. That's it!
260
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,850
I bet you they punked Lorenzo so bad
they're afraid he's gonna talk.
261
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,790
They probably have him
stashed somewhere on campus
262
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:22,920
and we just gotta find him.
263
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,730
Okay, fine.
264
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,630
( sniffing )
265
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,790
Man! Something stinks.
266
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,870
(sniffs) Ooh! It's you!
267
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,070
You smell like an eggroll!
Take a shower!
268
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,630
I-I can't! It's a
communal bathroom.
269
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,670
Ernie, I may look like a boy,
270
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,910
but I don't look like a boy.
271
00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:45,870
Okay. So, besides
stinking up the room,
272
00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,910
what exactly is your plan?
273
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,820
Well, on the night of the formal
274
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,080
everyone's gonna
be busy dancing,
275
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,930
so I'll just slip out and
go look for Lorenzo.
276
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,660
But you can't go to the
dance without a date.
277
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,950
And you're not gonna find a
date smelling like that.
278
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,990
Well, you better hope
that I find a date,
279
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:04,960
or else you are putting
on some sensible heels
280
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,940
and some very restrictive
undergarments.
281
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,610
Excuse me, but are
you from Tennessee?
282
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:19,580
Because you're the
only "ten" I "see."
283
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,850
My name's Guy.
284
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,910
And I am not interested.
285
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:29,020
Uh, does your left eye hurt?
286
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,000
Because you... are
lookin' right.
287
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,800
And now I am lookin'
for an exit.
288
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:38,860
(whispers) Marisa!
289
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,870
It's me!
290
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,760
KC?!
291
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,030
Wow, that disguise is so real!
292
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:47,600
Look, I'm on a mission, okay?
And I really need your help.
293
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,810
(deep breath) Will you go
to a school formal with me?
294
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:52,680
I don't know, I don't know.
295
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:55,840
Why don't you ask
me again and try...
296
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,780
getting down on one knee?
297
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,820
I like to be wooed.
298
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,830
Marisa, I'm asking you to go
with me to a school dance,
299
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,000
not for your hand in marriage.
300
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,600
Well, if you don't see a future,
301
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:09,000
then there's really no point
of going to this dance.
302
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,530
( music, chatter )
303
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,450
Take my hand. I don't want to.
304
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,410
This is my first formal. It's bad
enough you didn't get me flowers.
305
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,680
Uh, you didn't get me flowers.
306
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,490
That's because you're the boy.
307
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,690
I'm sick of you taking
me for granted.
308
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,660
'Sup. What's up, bro.
309
00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:42,290
Oh, he's cute. Hey! Hey!
310
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,400
Hey, Miss Wandering Eye,
311
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,630
keep your eyes on
your man over here.
312
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,440
( ringing )
313
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,640
I'm gettin' a call from Ernie.
314
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,570
KC, you there?
What's up, Ernie?
315
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:53,750
The campus is deserted.
316
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,480
Time to search for Lorenzo.
317
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,480
All right, I'm on it.
318
00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:59,310
Hey look, I gotta go
finish my mission.
319
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:00,520
Uh, excuse me.
320
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,620
I spent three hours
getting ready.
321
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,210
You are not going anywhere
until I get a dance.
322
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,700
( sighs )
323
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,400
You have to hold me close.
324
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,540
Mmm.
325
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,600
Spin me.
326
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,380
(inhales) Uggh!
327
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,610
You know what? You've
got a mission.
328
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,650
And B.O.
329
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,560
Now what?
330
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,360
I know. I know.
331
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,420
Let's play Hide and Seek.
332
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,570
I love that game! Good! Good.
333
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,370
So, you close your eyes
and count to a hundred,
334
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,440
and we'll hide.
335
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,740
Kira, I'm too tired--
336
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,470
Craig, do what I tell you.
337
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,730
One,
338
00:15:57,770 --> 00:16:00,300
two, three,
339
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:02,400
four, five,
340
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,410
six, seven,
341
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:07,450
eight, nine... ( whispering )
342
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,480
( both whispering )
343
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,490
Shh! Shh shh shh!
344
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,660
Hurry up, let's get out of here!
Okay, okay!
345
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:21,490
Put the key in the ignition!
346
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,600
( both yelling )
347
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,670
Fine!
348
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,440
Found ya!
349
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,610
So, where are we going?
350
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,440
I suggest the zoo.
351
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,600
"Zoo." That's a funny word.
352
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,610
Zzzoooo...
353
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,600
zzzzoooo!
354
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,240
Zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo
zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo!
355
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,590
Keep heading down the hall.
There's an old boiler room
356
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:49,250
in the southeast corner of the
basement we haven't checked,
357
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,700
and I'm getting a heat signal.
358
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,430
( beep ) A heat signal?
359
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,630
For a boiler room. Shocking.
360
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,500
It appears to be locked.
361
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,540
Well, you are just Mister
Information today, aren't you?
362
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:12,250
( device whirrs, beeps )
363
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,630
(exhales) He's okay.
364
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,550
Hey, Lorenzo.
365
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,270
Hello.
366
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,670
Who are you?
367
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,600
I'm KC. Okay, your dad
sent me here to find you,
368
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,310
so you should probably
come with me.
369
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,540
Yeah, I'm good. But
thanks for stopping by.
370
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:41,670
Hey, before you leave, could you
put the door back on its hinges?
371
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,580
Okay. Clearly you're a
little bit confused.
372
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:49,380
This happens to people who
have been held captive.
373
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,320
Ooh! Who's being held captive?
374
00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,380
Anyone I know?
375
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,380
You.
376
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,650
Let me just break this
down for you, all right?
377
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,590
Spencer locked you
in here to punk you,
378
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:05,370
or to...stop you from
talking about being punked?
379
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,210
I haven't really
figured it out yet.
380
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,440
Well, then allow me to
break it down for you.
381
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:14,500
Spencer didn't put me in here, I did.
I'm hiding from him.
382
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,210
In a boiler room? Why didn't
you just tell somebody
383
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,490
that he was giving
you a hard time?
384
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,690
And have them give
me a harder time?
385
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,420
No, thank you.
386
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:28,450
Okay, well then why didn't
you just talk to your dad?
387
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,700
Hello? He's an ex-spy.
388
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,570
He thinks I should be
able to handle myself.
389
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,300
I mean... has he met me?
390
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,510
Look, bro, you cannot
391
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,670
spend the rest of your
life in a boiler room.
392
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,670
You need to tell the
administration.
393
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,480
It's about time that they
knew what was going on.
394
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:49,480
Yeah, I guess you're right.
395
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:52,710
Besides, it's really starting
to smell funky in here, anyway.
396
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,520
Like...(sniffs)...
397
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,650
rotten eggrolls or something.
398
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680
Just breathe through your mouth.
Let's go!
399
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,470
Hey, Spencer. Look at that.
I found Lorenzo.
400
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,440
So?
401
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,580
So... the kid was hiding
402
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,650
in a boiler room because of you.
403
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,590
Hey, mind your own business,
Guy, or you'll be sorry.
404
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,490
What are you gonna do, Big Spence?
You gonna punk me?
405
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,420
( chuckles )
406
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:37,420
And to think I invited you
to look at chunky vomit.
407
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,700
Come on, guys, let's get him.
Enough. Spencer, it's over.
408
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:43,530
You don't have my back, bro?
Not anymore.
409
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,470
That punking stuff
we did is wrong,
410
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,700
and it's time to man
up and admit it.
411
00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,300
Hey, whose side are you on?
412
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:54,380
( laughs )
413
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,450
All right, fine.
414
00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:01,350
Come on, Guy. Just you
and me, one on one.
415
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:05,380
Spencer, if you knew what was good
for you, you would just walk away,
416
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,490
because you have no idea
who you're dealing with.
417
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,500
Yeah?
418
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:13,560
You know what, bro?
419
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,300
Ever since I came
to this school,
420
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,400
I've been trying to fit in.
421
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,730
You know, be one of
the guys, a real man.
422
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,670
And to be honest, it's hard,
423
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,560
because I didn't really know
what it took to be a real man.
424
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:24,710
But now I do.
425
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,580
( grunts, groans )
426
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,480
It took me a while,
but thanks to Aaron,
427
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:33,440
I realized that a real man
doesn't have to fit in.
428
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,510
He stands apart.
429
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,410
( clatter )
430
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,590
He stands up for what's right,
431
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,350
even if he's standing alone.
432
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,330
Or flat on his butt.
433
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,700
And that's what it
means to be a man.
434
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,730
Taught to you by...
435
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,470
( all gasp )
436
00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,600
...a woman.
437
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,300
ALL: Whoa!
438
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,440
Bye, Spence!
439
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,320
My date is a woman?!
440
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,620
Guy Mann is a...girl-lady?
441
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,550
I am shocked!
442
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,660
Shocked.
443
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,570
Hey. What's up?
444
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,300
Oh. Hey...Guy.
445
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,500
Actually, it's KC.
446
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:28,710
Yeah, that makes more sense.
447
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:31,410
I almost didn't recognize you.
448
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,350
Yeah, well, I do look a
little bit different.
449
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,280
No, actually you
smell different.
450
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,320
Well, uh, you wanna hang out?
I could get you some fro-yo.
451
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:43,350
Actually, I have a date tonight.
452
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,550
Hi, Aaron.
453
00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:49,560
Oh, thank you, Aaron!
454
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:52,530
Look, KC, he gave me flowers.
455
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,630
Marisa, how could you?
456
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:59,590
You left me alone at the dance,
457
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:03,400
and you never even called
to say you had a nice time.
458
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,510
I had no choice but to pick
up the pieces and move on.
459
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,350
Come on, Aaron, let's go.
460
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,410
WOMAN: Rob, your name's on TV!
461
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:16,520
( boing )
462
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,544
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