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Good news, KC.
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I'm up.
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Good, because you've
been accepted
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to the University of Maryland.
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What? I got into college?
Are you serious?
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Yes, yes! I don't
remember applying.
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Wait. How long was
I napping for?
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It's for a mission.
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This is so great.
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I get to go to college
and be with other
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mature, sophisticated people
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who actually take their
education seriously.
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Plus, I'm not gonna need
a hall pass to tinkle.
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Actually, you're
going undercover
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as a total party girl
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so you can bond with
Eliza Montgomery.
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Wait. The Eliza Montgomery?
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The president's daughter?
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The West Wing wild child?
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Man, her dad may be
able to pass a bill,
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but that girl can't
even pass a class.
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Which is why this is her
third college in two years.
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Yep, she's notorious for ditching
her Secret Service agents.
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Your assignment is to
become her best friend,
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and keep an eye on her.
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The big guy himself chose
you for this mission.
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The big guy?
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I have an assignment
from the president?
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Commander-in-chief? POTUS?
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No. Stanley.
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The big guy who's the
head of Secret Service.
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Like the president
knows you exist.
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Oh, when danger
comes for you
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You know I'll
stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I
wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I
keep it undercover
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Livin' my life,
no way to learn
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Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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I'll be back for you
in a couple of years.
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My peeps.
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My assignment.
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Relax, tuna breath.
I'm getting a book.
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Uh, dude, you dropped
your class schedule.
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Oh, thanks. Now I know exactly
what classes I'm not going to.
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- Harper Wyatt.
- Eliza Montgomery.
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Dude, you look really familiar.
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Are you internet famous?
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No. My dad is kinda
the president.
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Eh, that's cool.
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Hey, uh, could you do me a favor
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and tell him to stop with that
whole Daylight Savings thing.
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It was, like four months ago,
and I'm still half-asleep.
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[chuckles] You're funny.
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Hey, you wanna get outta here
and actually do something fun?
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I would, but I've got
Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dumber.
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Hey, you should check
out this research book.
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I can get you out of here
without them even noticing.
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Dude, if you can sneak me out,
you're my new best friend.
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[whispers] Just go right there.
Thank you.
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Yes!
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All right, it's time for
us to hit the books.
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Hot! Hot, hot, hot. Woo-hoo!
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Barista, another round.
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This is the best
coffee I've ever had,
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except it's not coffee,
it's espresso.
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I wonder why they
call it espresso.
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Maybe because it's espresso right
to your head. Am I still talking?
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Harper, you have had coffee
before, haven't you?
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Yeah. Girl, many, many, many,
many, many, many, many times.
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Well, many, many, many
many, many thanks for
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busting me out of that library.
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They never let me
do what I want.
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One time, I dyed my hair blue,
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and they acted like I ran
naked through the Kremlin.
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Which I did once, but
that's not the point.
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Yeah, well, one time,
I went topless to
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Bobby McAllister's
birthday party.
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We were three, but...
people still talked.
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It can't be that bad being
the First Daughter, right?
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I've been doing this
since I was 15.
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I mean, can you imagine all that
responsibility when you're a teenager?
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Yes!
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I mean, no. No.
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I mean, I'm listening.
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Everyone expects
me to be perfect,
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but it's impossible,
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especially when they give
you horrible nicknames
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like the "West Wing wild child."
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What?
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I have never heard that one.
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People can be so mean.
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Oh, be right back.
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Gonna hit the First Girls' room.
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Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom.
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I am freaking out.
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I accidentally had a
little bit of espresso
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because I had to keep my cover,
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and I know it's bad for
teenagers, but I'm sorry.
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KC, take a look at the barista.
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It was herbal tea, baby.
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Ahem. I knew that.
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Hello, boys.
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Look, I know everybody
loves Judy,
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but I'm busy.
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First of all, not
everybody loves Judy.
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I do.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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But we're here to see Ernie.
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Ernie!
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Ernie!
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Gentlemen.
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Looking sharp as cheddar cheese.
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Really? Was there a
"buy one, get two free"
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at the tacky khaki store?
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We're Adventure Scouts.
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And I'm their new leader.
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You can tell because of my
impressive shoulder tassels.
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Sounds stupid. Tell me more.
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We earn badges for
doing survival stuff.
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Sounds even stupider. I'm in.
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Sorry. It's against the rules.
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Adventure Scouts
is for boys only.
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And you're a girl.
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I'm no girl. I'm a ro...
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Lady. A ro-lady who
deserves your ro-spect,
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and to be in any
ro-group that you're in.
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Good ro-covery.
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Hey, girl.
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Aren't you in my
Intro to Econ class?
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Uh, no. My class starts at 2:30.
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I believe yours started in 1994.
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Are you kidding me
with that outfit?
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What? I think I look cute.
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So, um... how's it going
with the First Brat?
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Mom, don't call her that.
She's actually really nice,
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and a lot smarter
than she lets on.
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I think I can help her.
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Aw, come here.
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Arm's length.
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What?
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That's the distance you
need to keep her at.
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KC, your job is to protect
her, not change her.
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Why can't I protect
her and help her be
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the best person she can be?
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Because it never works.
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And getting too close
can mess them up.
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Look, now...
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your daddy don't
need to know this.
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When I was once assigned
to protect George Clooney,
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I started to like
him as a friend,
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and he developed...
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feelings.
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For you?
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Yes, for me.
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Don't sound so surprised.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Are we talking about,
like, George Clooney?
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The incredibly handsome actor?
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That George Clooney?
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Yes, that George Clooney.
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And not to pat
myself on the back,
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but there's a reason it took
him so long to get married.
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He wasn't waiting.
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He was healing.
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The movie star George Clooney?
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Just keep your distance.
Arm's length, missy.
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- George Clooney?!
- [Kira] I heard that.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here? I thought
you had diverticumentatitis.
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Marisa, I made it up
to get out of school
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because I have a mission.
There's no such thing.
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Sh! Not so loud.
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I'm planning on catching it from
you and taking tomorrow off.
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So what kind of
mission are you on?
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The secret kind.
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Come on, give me something.
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Okay, fine.
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Um, I'm undercover
as a college student
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at the University of Maryland.
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Oh, that's not fair. I
wanna go to college, too.
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Then, Marisa, you might
want to start studying.
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Come on, Kace, why can't
I do this with you?
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Marisa, because
you're not a spy.
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Spies have to think
on their feet,
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improvise, they have to
have physical stamina.
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You just don't have
what it takes.
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Oh, hey, Mr. T.
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You are probably wondering
why KC is here,
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even though she has
diverticumentatitis.
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Well, she woke up, got
dressed, came here,
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and didn't even know
she was doing it.
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Sad, I know, but don't worry.
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I will take her home and
get her right into bed.
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Even though it is
very contagious.
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Wait. This isn't my bathroom.
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Don't have what it takes, huh?
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Extra-bold dark roast.
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The beans are fermented in
elephant poop for an extra kick.
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Ooh, goody. Kick me.
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Ooh, check out that
cutie over there.
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Harper, you and I have very
different taste in guys.
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Mm, yummy. Good.
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Ugh, not again.
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No, Eliza. Chill.
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You do realize that your dad is the
president of the United States, right?
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Who cares? He doesn't give
elephant's poo about me.
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Besides, Eliza Montgomery
loves the media attention.
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Haven't you heard?
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You do like the attention,
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but I think you might
want it from your dad.
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Right. Yeah.
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Like my dad knows I exist.
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He's so busy running
the country,
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that I am the last thing
he even thinks about...
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which is why I act out
to get his attention.
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Okay, you might have a point.
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Look, your dad has seen
you sneak out to parties,
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he's seen you fail
out of schools,
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and ditch your Secret Service,
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but you know what he
hasn't seen you do?
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Get an "A."
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That would totally
freak him out.
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I'd be all, like, "You
don't know me, Pops."
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I got mad study skills."
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Except I totally don't, dude.
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I will totally help
you study, dude.
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- Really, dude? - Really, dude.
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- Dude! - Dude.
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Too bad the library
isn't open now.
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We snuck out. We
can sneak back in.
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[both] Dude!
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Nice to see you, too.
Who's this?
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Oh, this is Eliza. Eliza,
this is my friend--
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Clarisa.
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My name is Clarisa.
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- And any friend of...
- Harper's.
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...is a friend of mine.
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Oh, this is my jam.
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Uh, how'd you find us, Clarisa?
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I could find any party.
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Two words: Party dar.
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Well, dar is not a word.
257
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,380
And party-dar isn't either.
258
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,150
You know what, I've
heard of party-dar,
259
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,350
but I didn't know it was real.
260
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,320
Oh, it's real, and I got it.
261
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,960
Okay, well, we're
gonna go study.
262
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,960
Oh, forget that. I wanna
hang with party-dar.
263
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,140
Can I borrow Clarisa?
264
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,710
What are you doing?
265
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,880
It's a blend of the cabbage
patch and the robot.
266
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,150
I know it's a little old school,
267
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,040
but that is how Clarisa rolls.
268
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,850
Look, I cannot be distracted.
269
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,020
I gotta keep my eyes on Eliza.
270
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,730
What's so special
about her anyway?
271
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,830
Okay, party-dar,
clearly you don't have
272
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,960
a current events-dar.
273
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,100
She's the First Daughter.
274
00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,830
In her family to go to college?
275
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,840
Of the United States.
276
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,970
She's the first daughter
in the United States
277
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,740
to go to college?
278
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,930
I don't think so.
279
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,150
No, Clarisa.
280
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:57,850
She is the First Daughter.
281
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,720
The president's daughter.
282
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,850
- Oh. - If you'll
excuse me, I gotta...
283
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,150
Oh, no.
284
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,730
Whoo! Hey! All right!
285
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,840
Time to earn your archery badge.
286
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,010
Just line that baby up,
287
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,150
pull back your bow,
288
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,050
and let her rip.
289
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,960
Oh, Slippy, that's
not what I meant.
290
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:40,860
Now you know why they
call him Slippy.
291
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,000
The backyard's not the only
thing he's stinkin' up.
292
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,070
Check out this knot he tied.
293
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,000
Not bad, not bad.
294
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,970
Not good.
295
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,840
What do you think
of my tent, Ernie?
296
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,840
Ta-da!
297
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,980
Close enough.
298
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,680
Here's your "good effort" badge.
299
00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,770
Maybe you should give this guy
300
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:09,750
a "you're never going to survive a
night in the wilderness" badge.
301
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,860
Judy, what's your problem?
302
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,160
Your troop is a joke.
303
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,960
You're wasting everyone's time
304
00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,860
because you're not even
following the rules
305
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,120
as outlined in the
Adventure Scouts book.
306
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,870
There's a book?
307
00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,070
Well, thank you for
pointing that out.
308
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,010
You're no longer banned from the
Adventure Scouts for being a girl.
309
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,110
- Thank you. - You're now
banned because you're a bummer.
310
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,950
It's true, Judy. You ruined it.
311
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,950
Yeah. You're no fun.
312
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,880
Sweetie.
313
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,840
What did I tell you about
hanging out with Eliza?
314
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,670
Maybe I should've told you
that she was a library,
315
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,780
or good decision-making,
or perhaps punctuality.
316
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:05,940
- Not following.
- Things you avoid.
317
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,140
Marisa, this is not about
making friends, okay?
318
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,150
The only reason why I'm
hanging out with Eliza
319
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,920
is because my assignment is
to keep her out of trouble.
320
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,950
Really?
321
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:18,920
Good to know.
322
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,930
So I'm just an assignment.
You're not really my friend?
323
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,990
You were just lying
to me the whole time?
324
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,960
No. No, no, no, no.
325
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,830
Just a little bit
in the beginning.
326
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,790
And then, somewhere
in the middle.
327
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,700
And then, more
recently, at the end.
328
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:31,990
Yes, I've been lying to you.
329
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,140
And I guess I was just
your assignment, too.
330
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,740
Oh, no, I never do
my assignments.
331
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:39,030
I just thought
this would be fun.
332
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,010
Well, it wasn't fun for me.
333
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,040
At least when it's
the Secret Service,
334
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,120
I know they have my back,
and not stabbing me in it.
335
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:49,020
Come on, guys.
336
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,930
I would love to stay and chat,
337
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,700
but I think I'm coming down
with diverticumentatitis.
338
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:04,000
I made it up.
339
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:09,840
Hey, where you been?
340
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,770
Out with my assignment,
Eliza, keeping an eye on her,
341
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,480
and my arms a length away.
342
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,680
And the truth.
343
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:19,470
Even further away.
344
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,520
What are you talking about?
345
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,820
We know you blew your cover.
346
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,920
Why would you think that?
347
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:26,780
'Cause the big guy called and
said you blew your cover.
348
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,880
Man, that Stanley's
got a big mouth.
349
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,600
Wasn't Stanley this time.
350
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,700
The president?
351
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,530
The commander-in-chief?
352
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,820
POTUS?
353
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,490
He does know I exist.
354
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,610
No, it was Roger,
Stanley's boss.
355
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,770
Would you get over yourself?
356
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,710
- How could you let that happen?
- I messed up.
357
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,900
It was one time. It's not
like you never messed up.
358
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,620
George Clooney.
359
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,720
What about George Clooney?
360
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,820
Nothing. She's just
deflecting the fact
361
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,790
that she messed up.
362
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,690
Look, I did, okay? I'm sorry,
363
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,690
and I really, really need
to apologize to Eliza.
364
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,780
No, KC, I told you.
365
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,660
She's not your friend,
she's your assignment.
366
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,850
Well, she was. You're no
longer on the mission.
367
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,700
- Wait, but I... - But nothing.
368
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,770
Let it go. Don't be
a George Clooney.
369
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,610
What's all this talk
about George Clooney?
370
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,430
Okay, fine. I'll let it go.
371
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,880
I don't know where
to find her anyway.
372
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,650
Hey, Clarisa, it's Harper.
373
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,820
I'm gonna need your help.
374
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,610
It's KC.
375
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,930
One tailgate party.
376
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,760
Admit it. Not only
do I have party-dar,
377
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,640
but I did help you
in this mission,
378
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,640
and I would be a good spy.
379
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,710
Yeah, Marisa, could you
say that a little louder?
380
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,880
I don't think they heard you
at the University of China.
381
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,480
Whoa, whoa. There's a
better party across town.
382
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,510
Live band,
age-appropriate drummer.
383
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:57,950
Clarisa out.
384
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,730
Hey.
385
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,460
Hey... what do you want?
386
00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,450
Okay, look, I get
why you're mad.
387
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,900
All right? But regardless
of what you think about me,
388
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,700
I really do care about you.
389
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,560
And promise me.
390
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,460
Just because I won't be
following you around anymore,
391
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:23,810
you're not gonna keep
ditching your Secret Service.
392
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,510
Why? Nothing's gonna
happen to me.
393
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,840
Well, two guys with laser guns
394
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,580
can sneak up on you when
you least expect it.
395
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,520
Yeah, like that's
ever gonna happen.
396
00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:36,640
It's happened.
397
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,800
Hey, Agent Craig.
398
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,800
Hey! I'm up.
399
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,570
I'm up.
400
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,870
Oh. Hey, Judy.
401
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,670
Agent Craig, I'm fun, aren't I?
402
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,860
Fun? You?
403
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,500
[laughs]
404
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,840
Uh, define fun.
405
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,910
Something that provides
mirth or amusement.
406
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,680
Well, then, no.
407
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,790
Absolutely not.
408
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,590
Not in the least bit.
409
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,660
And just to be clear, uh-uh.
410
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,690
Listen, you're smart,
you're reliable,
411
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,700
you're a lot of things,
but fun ain't one of 'em.
412
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,490
Take that back or
you'll be sorry.
413
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:25,700
I'm fun, I'm fun,
I'm fun, I'm...
414
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,740
starting to realize those
boys have a good point.
415
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,710
You, you're coming with us, too.
416
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,650
You know, I would
come with you guys,
417
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,910
but I don't wanna miss the game.
418
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,520
And the game is about to begin.
419
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,900
It's like I was saying.
420
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:54,970
You really shouldn't ditch your
Secret Service guys anymore.
421
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,570
Lesson learned.
422
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,870
Hey, look at that.
423
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,640
You really did learn
something at this college.
424
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,940
[Eliza screaming]
425
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,550
Eliza!
426
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,730
Harper!
427
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,940
Touchdown!
428
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,570
And now, the extra point.
429
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,850
And it's good.
430
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,550
Hey, get his other arm.
431
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,890
Looks like someone's got
some junk in their trunk.
432
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,660
I still got two
tickets to the game.
433
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:10,570
You totally saved my life.
434
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,540
I don't know how to
thank you, Harper.
435
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,940
Actually, it's KC.
436
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,550
Dude, what else have you
been lying to me about?
437
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,950
Well, I didn't lie to you
about actually liking you
438
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,880
and wanting to be your friend.
439
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,690
Thank you.
440
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,750
And I think there is
so much more to you
441
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,820
than just some
fun-loving party girl.
442
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:29,630
And that's what my dad and I sat up
most of the night talking about.
443
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,960
I think it's time for me to
get serious about my life.
444
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,700
[cell phone rings]
445
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,630
Hello.
446
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:39,700
Yeah, actually,
she's right here.
447
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,770
The big guy wants
to talk to you.
448
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,910
[clears throat]
449
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:46,540
Listen here, Stanley or Roger,
or whoever the heck you are.
450
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,850
I really don't appreciate you
451
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,950
opening your big mouth
telling my parents...
452
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,780
Oh, my goodness.
453
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:54,890
It is an honor to talk to you, Mr.
President.
454
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,820
Commander-in-chief.
455
00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:58,650
POTUS.
456
00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:01,630
It's an honor to
speak to you, KC.
457
00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:05,750
[man's voice] I wanna thank you
458
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,630
for your service
to your country.
459
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,460
It is appreciated.
460
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,740
Okay, I was wrong. You are fun.
461
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:21,610
Ooh. Let's do one more.
462
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,570
This time, call Kira, and
pretend to be George Clooney.
463
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,690
Rob, your name's on TV.
464
00:23:30,714 --> 00:23:32,714
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