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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:11,243 I have your essays, and I must say I was underwhelmed. 3 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,679 (Thinking) Underwhelmed? 4 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,214 Pshh! Can't be talking about me. 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,216 I whupped that essay's behind! 6 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,786 Okay, I got a... "B"? 7 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,221 He gave me a "B"? 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:25,190 Any good English teacher would know that I deserve an "A". 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,827 Unless... this guy's not a teacher at all. 10 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,629 I bet he's an undercover agent 11 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,197 sent here to get information on me. 12 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,500 I bet that moustache isn't even real! 13 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,802 That man is a spy! 14 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:42,207 K.C., shh! What... No one can hear me. I'm in my own head. 15 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,277 (Bell rings) 16 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:52,518 Mr. Enright, can I ask you a question? 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,553 I'm sure you can, but may you? 18 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,656 (Laughing) 19 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,491 Just a little English teacher humor. 20 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,927 Ask me anything, K.C. 21 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:04,963 Glad you feel that way. 22 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:09,001 Mr. Enright, if that's even your real name, who do you work for? 23 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:11,703 The Arlington Department of Education. 24 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,238 Yeah, let's make this easy on the both of us. 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,840 Who is your contact? 26 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:15,841 Unh! 27 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,676 My union rep Harold? 28 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,346 I know who you really are. 29 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:26,852 And I also know that that moustache is just as phony as the grade you gave me. 30 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,487 (Ripping sound, Enright screams) 31 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,490 K.C.: My bad. 32 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,763 Woman singing: Oh, when danger comes to you 33 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,365 You know I'll stand beside ya 34 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,536 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool 35 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,738 I'll always find a way 36 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,774 A way out of the fire 37 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:50,976 But don't tell nobody 38 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,878 Tell nobody 39 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,780 I'm not perfect 40 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:58,684 So many things I want to tell you 41 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,653 But I 42 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,021 I keep it undercover 43 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,923 Livin' my life on red alert 44 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,025 Doin' my thing gonna make it work 45 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,328 Know I'm the realest baby I'm fearless 46 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,330 But I always got your back 47 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,799 Nobody can do it like I can 48 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,701 I gotta find out who I am 49 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:18,070 Ain't gotta worry about me 50 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:20,305 It's all part of the plan 51 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,307 I keep it undercover 52 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,509 I keep it undercover cover 53 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,982 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. 54 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,950 I can't believe it. 55 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:35,454 I asked ten girls to the dance, and all of them said no. 56 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:38,690 Although a couple used stronger words than that. 57 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,759 Well, I think you're gonna need my help. 58 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,494 Your dad used to be a playa 59 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:46,331 from the Himalayas back in the day-a! 60 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,633 All right, your opening line. 61 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,868 Let's hear it. You see a pretty girl... 62 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,503 and you say... 63 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,706 Oh... 64 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,508 Breathe. Oh, a little strut? 65 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,943 Yeah, playa! 66 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:02,848 (Clears throat) Did you know the over-consumption of sodium 67 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,084 is a contributing factor of pediatric hypertension? 68 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,820 You can't be serious. 69 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,124 No, it's true. Studies prove it. 70 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,492 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 71 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,993 Okay, listen to me. 72 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,829 Rule number one for getting a date... compliments! 73 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,398 Watch this. (Clears throat) 74 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,867 Well, hello there. 75 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,402 Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 76 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,605 Because you have "fine" written all over you. 77 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,106 Oh, good grief! 78 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,743 Ernie, just be yourself. 79 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,781 That way, any girl who likes you will like you for you. 80 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,717 Now, let's get going. 81 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,452 K.C. got in trouble at school. 82 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,088 K.C. got in trouble at school? 83 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,891 Must be "opposite day." 84 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:50,062 Which means all the girls that said no must have really meant yes. 85 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,464 I have so many dates! 86 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,499 Except a date with reality. 87 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,775 So, Mr. Enright gives you a "B", and all of a sudden, you think he's a spy? 88 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:07,579 I know it sounds a little wacky, but what do we really know about that guy? 89 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,815 He's been teaching at the school for 15 years. 90 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,150 That's called "deep cover." 91 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:17,089 You really believe that when you were a baby, enemy agents planted a teacher 92 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,926 at your future high school on the off chance that you'd become a spy? 93 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,828 That's how good they are. 94 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,930 What the heck am I saying? 95 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,132 What is going on with me? 96 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:31,069 Honey, this happens to a lot of new spies. 97 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,639 It's called spy paranoia. 98 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,475 Also known as "spy-anoia." 99 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,510 No one calls it that. 100 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,046 It could catch on. 101 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,782 Wait, so I'm just being paranoid? 102 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,918 All new agents go through a phase where they think everyone I a spy. 103 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,921 We're trained to be alert about everything and everyone. 104 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,657 You just got carried away. 105 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,792 With your spy-anoia. 106 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:57,095 I know you're anoia-ing me. 107 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,765 Heh, now who's making up words? 108 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,769 Wait a minute. 109 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,772 How do I know that I'm really being paranoid? 110 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,206 Maybe you guys aren't even my parents. 111 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,075 Maybe you're just telling me I'm paranoid 112 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,644 because you think that... Oh, wow, how do I fix this? 113 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:19,217 All: Ohm... Ohm... 114 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,019 Ohm... 115 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,587 You know what? 116 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,089 I don't feel paranoid at all. 117 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,491 (Groaning) Oh, good. I'm done. 118 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:30,095 Whew! From now on, the only chakra I'm interested in is Chakra Khan. 119 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:34,833 Sorry I'm late. 120 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,202 I was with my new girlfriend, and we lost track of time. 121 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,938 Pfft! (Laughing) 122 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,074 Are you kidding? 123 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:44,576 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Girlfriend? 124 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,079 Okay, um, here's a little spy tip, okay? 125 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:49,014 When you're coming up with a good cover story, 126 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,084 you probably want it to be somewhat believable. 127 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,986 Hi, everybody, I'm Jolie. 128 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,727 And this is my sister K.C. 129 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,162 Oh, Ernie's told me so much about you. 130 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,770 So, how did you two kids meet? 131 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,004 Oh, I just moved here. 132 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,006 Today was my first day of school. 133 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:20,112 I was so nervous, until I saw Ernie and thought, boy, he's cute. 134 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:22,080 I'd sure like to meet him. 135 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:29,821 So I went over, and we started talking. 136 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:33,058 Yeah, we made chitchat. As you do. 137 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:38,930 And he started talking about the dangers of sodium and pediatric hypertension. 138 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:45,837 And I was all, like, "Wow, this guy's not only gorgeous, he's smart, too." 139 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:49,307 (Mouthing words) 140 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:55,313 In other words, he won her heart by being himself. 141 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,984 Jolie's an "A" student, and at her old school, she lettered in four sports. 142 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:02,754 (Gasps) Ernie, stop it. You're embarrassing me. 143 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,691 I'm just glad you didn't mention that I also train seeing-eye dogs, 144 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,894 and I'm first chair on the bassoon. 145 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,332 Well, sweetie, we better hit the books if I'm gonna have enough time 146 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,269 to help push that whale back into the ocean before curfew. 147 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,106 Ernie: Let's go. See ya. 148 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,975 So nice meeting you guys. 149 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,812 What a cute couple! 150 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,347 I knew he had it in him. I knew he had it in him! 151 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,153 Really? 152 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,122 What? What's wrong? 153 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,058 Okay, you guys are messing with me, right? 154 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,760 Come on! Jolie... 155 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,863 She's just so whoo! Yeah! You know? 156 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,798 And Ernie's just kinda... 157 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,704 Not following. 158 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,040 Okay, let me just spell it out for you guys, okay? 159 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:59,244 Jolie is smart, she's beautiful, interesting. 160 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,812 And Ernie... 161 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,380 He's Ernie. 162 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:06,251 Yeah, well, we Cooper men have a knack for attracting beautiful women. 163 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,720 I remember this one hot girl I dated... And you married her. 164 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,955 No, no, this one was... 165 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,991 Yes, I married her! Yes, yes... 166 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,964 Jolie is clearly an undercover spy here to get information on us. 167 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,233 You're being ridiculous, K.C. 168 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:24,135 That girl could not scream spy more if she stood on a street corner 169 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,071 with a sandwich board that said "I'm a spy" 170 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,106 written on both sides while repeatedly screaming, 171 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,442 "I'm a spy" at the top of her lungs! 172 00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:33,778 Sweetheart, remember what we talked about? 173 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,747 Spy paranoia? 174 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,148 Spy-anoia. 175 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,084 It's not gonna catch on! 176 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,119 Not with that attitude it won't! 177 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,757 Honey, pull yourself together. 178 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,025 You're right. 179 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,261 I don't know what I was thinking. 180 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:53,465 Yeah, do some of those. 181 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,167 Ohm... 182 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,204 Ohm... 183 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,472 Ohm... 184 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:05,010 Totally gonna expose that little spy. 185 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,378 Ohm... 186 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,819 I am finally the head of the decorating committee for the dance, 187 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,187 and what theme do they stick me with? 188 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,156 The I-dees of March. 189 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,091 What does that even mean? 190 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,261 It means you have to stay awake in history class. 191 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,998 And it's the "Ides" of March, okay? 192 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,833 It was the day that Caesar was stabbed. 193 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,335 How do you dance to that? 194 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,905 And more importantly, how do you decorate that? 195 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,340 So, the big dance is coming up. 196 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,908 I'm going with my girlfriend. 197 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,311 Have you met Jolie, my girlfriend? 198 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:42,180 Yep, girlfriend. 199 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,017 We get it. You have a... girlfriend. 200 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,286 Well, we're dating. 201 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,022 I don't want to tie myself down. 202 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,058 Smart, cute, and funny. 203 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,761 (Baby-talking) What other secrets have you been keeping? 204 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,130 Wouldn't you like to know? 205 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,370 Hey, K.C. Sorry I'm late. 206 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,272 It was my fault. 207 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,975 Oh, hey, Jolie. 208 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:13,178 Aren't you just like a zit that won't quit! 209 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,347 Just keep poppin' up. 210 00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:18,516 Oh, I'll have to take your word for it. 211 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,453 I've never had a zit. 212 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,388 Anyway, gotta go. 213 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,157 Let me guess, you're gonna go volunteer at the soup kitchen? 214 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:29,060 Don't be silly. I do that on Wednesdays. 215 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,428 Bye, ladies. 216 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,068 I don't trust that girl, okay? 217 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,937 Don't you find it a little odd 218 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,506 that suddenly she's buddy-buddy with my best buddy? 219 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:45,076 To be fair, I am very likeable. 220 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,078 That girl is a spy, okay? 221 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,081 And she's here to get information on me and my family. 222 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,883 Why would she go to all of that trouble? 223 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,218 Because that's what spies do. 224 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,553 They gather intel so that they can find your weakness. 225 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,089 Or she's just your average, perfect, 226 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,526 gorgeous, completely flawless, all-American girl. 227 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,361 Look, we need proof, okay? 228 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,398 So your assignment is to bring her to my house. 229 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,833 Wait, so this is like... like a mission? 230 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,135 What's my cover identity? 231 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,605 Someone who brings her to my house. 232 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,107 Can I do it in a Southern accent? 233 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,242 No. 234 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,314 (Southern accent) My, my, it's hotter up here 235 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,184 than two goats in a pepper patch. 236 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,554 Wow! Cool hangout. 237 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,090 Uh, thanks. Make yourself at home. 238 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,126 (Beeps) 239 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,629 Uh... (Nervous chuckle) 240 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:40,432 Is this one of those cool massage chairs that you find at the mall? 241 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,168 Because, um, it's not very relaxing. 242 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,305 (Powering down) 243 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,240 K.C., this isn't right. 244 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,177 Even in this harsh lighting, her skin still looks flawless. 245 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,379 Oh, thank you. 246 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,482 My secret is I absolutely wear no makeup. 247 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,220 Um, what exactly is going on here? 248 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,189 I think we all know what's going on here. 249 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,291 Um, actually, I'm still a little bit confused. 250 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,460 But I'm just going with it. 251 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,429 Okay, we're just gonna have a little chitchat. 252 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,264 Who sent you here? 253 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,666 Marisa invited me. 254 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,268 Where were you trained? Tap dance or potty? 255 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,139 You know what? If you're not gonna talk, you leave us no choice. 256 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,343 (Marisa gasps) 257 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,912 (Beeping, whirring) 258 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,380 What is that thing? 259 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,649 Oh, it's just a little device I like to call... 260 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,018 The Tickle Taser. 261 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,620 This will get you to talk. 262 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,989 (Electricity crackling) 263 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,358 (Laughing) 264 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,060 Who sent you here? 265 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,162 Why are you doing this? 266 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,930 Why are you suddenly friends with Marisa? 267 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,198 What? She's very likeable! 268 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,135 (Laughing) 269 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,469 What's going on in here? 270 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,038 Uh... 271 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,640 Nothing. 272 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:59,344 We were just doing a little initiation ceremony. 273 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,615 We were actually welcoming Jolie into our little circle of friends. 274 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,317 No wonder your circle is so little. 275 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,454 Ernie, please. 276 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,222 Your sister has been torturing me. 277 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,690 I'm not surprised. 278 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,193 She's been torturing me my whole life. 279 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,737 Why would you torture my girlfriend? 280 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,139 Ernie, come on. 281 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,642 "Torture" is such a strong word, okay? 282 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:35,280 I would prefer "tickling the truth out of her." 283 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,349 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 284 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084 I thought she was a spy. 285 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,119 Why would you think that? 286 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:46,724 Because she's smart, she's funny, and she's super-pretty, and you're... 287 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,561 Not smart, not funny, not super-pretty? 288 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,463 Exactly. No, that's not what I... 289 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,400 Okay, let's just be honest, okay? 290 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,469 You have a 14-year dry spell. 291 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,608 And suddenly, out of nowhere, 292 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,678 Jennifer Lawrence Jr. Magically drops into your lap 293 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,515 after some scintillating conversation about sodium intake? 294 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,019 Okay, I get it. 295 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,189 Look, I know I'm not exactly the best-looking guy in school... 296 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,091 or the most athletic. 297 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,595 And I know that a girl like Jolie is way out of my league. 298 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:26,164 But what really hurts is that my own sister 299 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,701 didn't believe that a girl like that could like me for me. 300 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,636 Ernie. 301 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,273 I'm so, so sorry, okay? I feel horrible. 302 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,675 Good. Mission accomplished. 303 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,716 All right... 304 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:51,222 You know, I gotta say, you and Ernie are absolutely terrific together. 305 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,660 And I'm really hoping that we can put this little... incident behind us. 306 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,428 It's not gonna be that easy, K.C.. 307 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:02,200 No worries. At my old school, I was voted "best forgiver." 308 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:08,373 First I was mad about all the attention, but then I forgave them. 309 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,442 Or maybe it will be that easy. 310 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,279 Hey, Ernie, wanna give me a hand? 311 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,215 You are the grill master around here. 312 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,516 What are you talking about? 313 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,220 The last time he used the grill, we had to get the neighbors a new cat. 314 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,522 I'm just trying to make him look good in front of his girl. 315 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,157 He doesn't need your help. 316 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,126 She likes him for him. 317 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,796 Just don't let him anywhere near that propane tank. 318 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,866 Excuse me. The grill master's gotta go do his thing. 319 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,367 (Chuckles) 320 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,138 So, uh, we're cool? 321 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,773 Everyone makes mistakes. 322 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,143 Look, I don't hold grudges, because one day I'll make a mistake, 323 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,879 and then, I don't want it held against me. 324 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,847 Wow. 325 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:54,218 You really are perfect, aren't you? 326 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:58,289 Well, I'm too modest to say that, but, um, I don't mind if you do. 327 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,659 (Gasps) 328 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,195 Oh, man, I'm so sorry. 329 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,130 (Speaking Russian) Kakoy durak. Moya rubashka! 330 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,232 (Groans) 331 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,369 Uh, excuse me. What did you just say? 332 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,207 What? Oh, oh, nothing. 333 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,410 I-I was just clearing my throat. 334 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,346 (Coughing) Moya rubashka. 335 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,916 Oh... (Chuckles) 336 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,251 Okay. 337 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:34,225 (Thinking) Clearing her throat, my butt! 338 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,259 I know Russian when I hear it. 339 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,161 She must be a spy. 340 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,364 Ooh, I so want to do my happy dance right now! 341 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,866 But first, I have to tell Mom and Dad. 342 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,536 Wait, I can't tell them, or they'll think it's spy-anoia. 343 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,938 Hey... (Chuckles) 344 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,240 ...it is catching on. 345 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,476 Okay, I have to get some proof. 346 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,911 And I know just how to do it. 347 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,319 (Blip) 348 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,689 Yes, the secret files are hidden in my locker at school. 349 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,891 I'll be there in 30 minutes. 350 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,961 Of course no one will follow me. 351 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:15,233 Uh, hey, guys, I'm gonna just go to the grocery store and get some lemonade. 352 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,968 But there's plenty right here. 353 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,405 Yeah, I'm kinda in the mood for pink lemonade. 354 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:25,977 Oh, well, I guess it never hurts to, uh, shake it up. 355 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,652 Where the heck are those secret files? 356 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,891 Looking for something? 357 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,827 Oh, K.C. You scared me. 358 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,897 I, uh, thought you were getting lemonade. 359 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,233 Yeah, and what exactly were you doing? 360 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,402 I, um... 361 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,873 had to get my... Spanish textbook. 362 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,242 Oh. From my locker? 363 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,946 And don't you mean your Russian textbook? 364 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,514 Wait, why would I need that? 365 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,916 I speak fluent Russian. 366 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,586 Oh... 367 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,622 So, now that you've been exposed, 368 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,424 what exactly was your assignment? 369 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,460 To get close to you and your family, 370 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,329 and gather information about your weaknesses. 371 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,797 Yes! I knew it! 372 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,932 See, I had, like, this gut feeling, and... 373 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,500 Unh! 374 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,905 And now I got another gut feeling. 375 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,841 I'm gonna take you down. 376 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,342 Bring it. 377 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,513 (Both grunting, shouting) 378 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,417 Ooh, are those the new Laser Stud Earrings? 379 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:16,487 I've been asking for those for months. 380 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,523 Yes, my handler got me them for my birthday. 381 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,324 Oh, when's your birthday? Last week. 382 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,659 Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. 383 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,598 I'm gonna get ya! 384 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,507 (Both shouting) 385 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:20,785 Well, I thought this would go on longer, but I guess it's time to end this. 386 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,853 (Spray hissing) 387 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,924 Okay... (Grunting) 388 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,061 I don't think so. 389 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,630 Because you're not the only one with cool jewelry. 390 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,542 K.C., what happened here? 391 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,845 You ruined all of my hard work. 392 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,147 Okay, your hard work. 393 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,584 Marisa, I was right, okay? 394 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,052 Jolie, she was a spy. 395 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:58,189 I cannot wait to tell Ernie that she never even liked him, 396 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,057 and she was using him the entire time. 397 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:04,862 Hey, to soften the blow, why don't you throw him into a cactus first? 398 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:09,066 Or, better yet, release a honey badger on his face. 399 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,770 Yeah, I, uh, see your point. 400 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,605 You know what? New plan, Red. 401 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,008 You're going back undercover for one final mission. 402 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,052 I'm sorry I had to end it this way. 403 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,087 You're such a great guy. 404 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,689 I know. 405 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,594 We'll always have Monday. 406 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,629 And most of Tuesday. 407 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,865 (Knock on door) 408 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,042 Oh, hi... Daddy. 409 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:59,050 So, uh, where's Jolie going? 410 00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,985 You're not gonna believe this. 411 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,154 Jolie just got the call from NASA. 412 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,156 She's gonna be the first teen in space. 413 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,892 There's nothing that girl can't do. 414 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,827 Except come up with a believable story. 415 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:11,996 Excuse me? Oh, nothing. 416 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:16,233 Uh, I was just saying I know how much you guys liked each other. 417 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,768 You good? 418 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,037 I will be, I guess. 419 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,040 By the way, I owe you a big apology. 420 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,041 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 421 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:28,045 I just... I guess I didn't realize that my dorky little brother 422 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,948 was turning out to be a pretty cool guy. 423 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,219 We're good. 424 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,689 Hey, are those new earrings? 425 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,725 Oh. 426 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,227 Just a little something I picked up. 427 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,166 Woman: Rob, your name's on TV! 428 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,568 (Boing) 429 00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:55,168 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31559

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