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(K.C. screaming)
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Mom!
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Dad!
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Ernie, get down here!
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(Muffled speech)
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Uh, mouthguard.
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What is going on?
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We are completely late for school.
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Mom and Dad forgot to
wake us up this morning.
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And clean up last night's dinner?
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I don't know where they are.
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Ew.
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That tofu turkey smells to-funky.
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We should throw it out.
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Uh, if we threw things out
based on the way they smell,
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you would've been gone a long time ago.
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So where the heck are Mom and Dad?
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Wait a minute.
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Last night when I was texting Marisa and
you were searching for chest hairs...
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mom said something about leaving
on an extremely dangerous mission.
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Mom and Dad are off the grid?
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Mom and Dad are off the grid!
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All right.
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Ernie, Ernie, stop it!
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Okay? Do not worry.
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I'm just gonna call headquarters.
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Hey, K.C., what's up?
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Hey, Wally, um, our mom and
dad haven't come home yet
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and we're starting to get a little worried.
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A little worried?
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I'm having a stage fright,
pee in my pants, freak out!
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Guys, relax.
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Some assignments take a little longer.
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It's certainly nothing to pee about.
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Okay, for the record, that's Ernie,
I am completely potty trained.
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Okay.
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Can't you just give us some
details about their mission?
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Maybe we can help them.
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No can do.
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Unfortunately, you don't have clearance.
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Look, we're monitoring the situation.
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I promise, there's absolutely, positively
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no reason for you to panic.
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Take care now.
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The Coopers are off the grid!
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The Coopers are off the grid!
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This is bad, people!
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Code red!
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Code red!
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Hey, why is this little
green light still on?
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Oops. (Beeps)
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Okay, now you can pee.
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Too late.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool
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I always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect, so many things I
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Want to tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I got to find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover
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This doesn't make sense.
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Mom always wears her bracelet on
missions and she's not answering.
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Where are Mom and Dad?
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Where are Mom and Dad?
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Okay, Ernie, stop it. Okay?
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Solution to all of our
problems is in this freezer
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and before you ask,
no, it is not ice cream.
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There is a hidden message
inside this box of spinach.
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Mom said in the event of emergency,
all we have to do is play it
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and it will tell us exactly what to do.
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Why'd they stick it in spinach?
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Because they wanted to put it in a food
that had no chance of being eaten.
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K.C., if you're seeing this message,
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it means that something has gone wrong.
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And it's most likely your father's fault.
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My fault?
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Why can't it be your fault?
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Stay on task, honey.
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This is no time for placing blame.
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(Mouths) His fault.
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A burner phone is hidden in
the frozen Brussels sprouts.
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Use it to text the following
message to the pre-dialed number.
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Goose and gander.
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There's trouble in the nest.
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We're counting on you, K.C.
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Counting on you?
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Pssh. What about me?
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I'm just as tough and brave as you are.
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Ow! Shot!
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Man down! Man down!
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Oh, man up.
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Well, I got to admit, I'm
a little disappointed in
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how this mission has turned out so far.
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(Grunting)
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Relax, baby, relax.
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Goose and gander will get us out of this.
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I still can't believe we
went with goose and gander.
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What's wrong with goose and gander?
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Nothing, it just seems like more
of a job for franks and beans.
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You didn't hear?
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Beans split with franks and
partnered with rice 2 years ago.
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So now franks and beans is beans and rice?
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Mm-hmm.
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Man, all this spy talk is making me hungry.
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(Grunts)
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Craig, what if this is it?
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I mean... what if we never
see the kids again?
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Hey, don't do that.
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Spies cannot cry.
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You hear me? Spies cannot cry!
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Although we can whimper every now and then.
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I know.
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This is crazy.
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We texted goose and gander
hours ago, where are they?
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Maybe they flew south for the winter?
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Sorry, I make bad jokes when I'm nervous.
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So you're always nervous?
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(Knocking on door)
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Oh, my gosh, I am so glad that you're...
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Marisa.
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Oh, me too.
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I love being me.
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Although it is a lot of work sometimes.
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Uh, Marisa, what are you doing here?
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Well, so far not feeling welcome.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that my parents went out last
night and they haven't come home yet.
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Way to rage!
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Coopers, your parents still got it!
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No, I don't know where they went
or when they're coming back.
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Don't stress, I know exactly what to do.
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Throw a party. Oh.
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Marisa, my parents are missing.
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Yes. Missing a party.
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The only party we're throwing
is a going away party.
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Oh, for who...
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Take a guess.
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Well, you always did have a
knack for making girls go away.
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(Knocking on door)
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(Sighs)
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What do you want now?
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I want to know who in the cheese
Danish you think you're talking to.
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Grandma Gayle, Pops, what
are you guys doing here?
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Standing at the doorway catching a sniffle
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while you ask a lot of fool
questions, that's what we're doing.
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Sorry.
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Oh, it's so good to see you guys!
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But if you're sick, you
should really just go home.
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Love you.
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See you guys at Easter. No.
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Why are you being cagey?
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Why are you being cagey?
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Why are you asking so many questions?
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Why are you asking us why we're
asking you so many questions?
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Othello, it's pretty
clear what's going on here.
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Both: You're spies!
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And your parents are spies.
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Wait.
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How would you guys know that unless...
You guessed it, stringbean.
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The goose and gander
have come home to roost.
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Grandma and Pops...
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are spies too.
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No way!
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Yes... way.
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Okay, uh, I know that 70 is the new 60
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and 60 is the new 50
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but, um, aren't you guys like... 100?
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Don't you think that maybe you're just,
well, a little too old to be spies?
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We're retired.
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But we're coming out of retirement
to help you find your parents.
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That's right!
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We're back, baby.
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(Bones snapping)
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Oh, my back, baby. Oh.
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If they called it a code red, it means
your parents have been compromised.
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And the organization will have
no choice but to disavow them.
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Disavow?
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It means they're cut off, on their
own, and it's up to us to save them.
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Oh, don't worry, sweet potato.
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We will not rest till we find them.
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Absolutely no rest!
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Now if you'll excuse
me, I got to take a nap.
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Pops, this is not a time for a nap.
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My parents have been off
the grid for over 12 hours.
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What is this about, a soft squid for $12?
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That's a terrible deal!
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I don't know what's worse,
the fact that he can't hear
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or the fact that he knows
the going rate of squid?
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I can't believe the organization
won't give us any intel.
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(Sighs)
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I got to work around for that.
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We sneak into HQ late tonight, like 7:30.
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I know one of the telephone operators.
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They'll tell us where your parents are.
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Um, Pops, I'm pretty sure they haven't had
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telephone operators there
since like the 1950s.
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Oh, you're right.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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We'll ask the elevator operator.
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To do what?
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Get in the time machine
and meet us at headquarters?
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How about we just have Ernie hack
into the HQ's logistic network
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and find out Mom and Dad's
last known location via GPS?
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Well, sure, if you want to
be all lazy bones about it.
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K.C., listen.
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In my day, we relied less
on whiz-bang gizmos and more
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on good old fashioned brainpower.
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What was I talking about?
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Ernie getting on his
whiz-bang gizmo computer.
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That's a good idea.
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Ernie...
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You see, I love Grandma
and Pops like crazy but...
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man, they're just so old.
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I mean, what was their last mission?
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Colonizing the dang Americas?
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So they're old, that doesn't mean
they're gonna hurt the mission.
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Oh.
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Pops!
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What did you do to my disk drive?
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Disk drive?
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I thought it was a cup holder.
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Sweetheart, if this is it,
I want to confess something.
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I was the one who forgot to pack that
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grappling hook that time in Sierra Leone.
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Sierra Leone!
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Why didn't I do this sooner?
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Oh, wait, I admit one stupid mistake
and you take your wedding ring off?
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So that's it?
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We're through marriage, kaput?
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Oh, kaput a sock in it.
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(Laughs)
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I forgot about that ring.
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The last time you used it was...
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Sierra Leone. Sierra Leone.
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Exactly.
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Ow.
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This thing is killing my fingers.
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Well, then let me help you.
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Trying to escape, huh?
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Am I that bad a host?
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You know, I could run out,
pick us up some scones.
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Don't bother, it's a privilege
to be caged up by Regina Honey.
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I was beginning to think you'd
forgotten us, Miss Honey.
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I don't forget about my favorite guests.
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Never!
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Cut the bunk, Honey.
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Don't use that tone with me, Craig.
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I'm just telling her that,
honey, not you, honey.
261
00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:39,934
All right, sorry, honey.
262
00:11:39,936 --> 00:11:41,169
Oh, no problem.
263
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,538
Oh, right, duh.
264
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,273
Sorry about the cages
but that's what you get
265
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,542
when you try to steal my new invention.
266
00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:49,143
We had no choice.
267
00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:50,945
Your new laser technology could change
268
00:11:50,947 --> 00:11:53,548
the balance of power
in the world overnight!
269
00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,116
I know!
270
00:11:55,118 --> 00:11:57,218
I'm counting on it.
271
00:12:09,098 --> 00:12:10,231
Is that them? No.
272
00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,399
Is that them? No.
273
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:12,400
Is that them? No.
274
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,401
Is that them? Yes.
275
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,002
Really? No!
276
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:19,307
Would you let me do my job and find them?
277
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,010
(Knocking on door)
278
00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:25,213
Hey, did your parents show up yet?
279
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:28,182
Oh, Grandma Gayle, it's
so good to see you again.
280
00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:30,284
Hello, Marisa.
281
00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:32,186
I don't like that girl.
282
00:12:32,188 --> 00:12:33,921
She's a bad influence.
283
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:37,091
You know, I'm not the one
with the hearing aid, right?
284
00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:41,496
Marisa, now is not really a good time.
285
00:12:41,498 --> 00:12:43,698
Why? None of your beeswax snoopy.
286
00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:48,369
This welcome mat is very misleading!
287
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,939
Hmm, got it.
288
00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:55,510
I finally trianglulated mom and
dad's last known location.
289
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,545
The hilltop estate of Regina Honey.
290
00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:59,247
Regina Honey?
291
00:12:59,249 --> 00:13:02,150
Don't tell me she is up
to her shenanigans again?
292
00:13:02,152 --> 00:13:05,086
Hey, what are you guys
just standing around for?
293
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,088
We've got a rescue mission. Yes.
294
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,689
Yes, that is the attitude, Pops.
295
00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:09,690
All right, guys, let's go.
296
00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:11,292
Right behind you!
297
00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:13,961
Soon as I tinkle.
298
00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:23,704
Here.
299
00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:24,739
Put these on.
300
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:26,541
Why should we?
301
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:29,076
Because tonight you're
gonna be the guests of honor
302
00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:32,613
at an auction benefiting
my favorite charity.
303
00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:34,148
Let me guess.
304
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,216
You?
305
00:13:35,218 --> 00:13:36,450
Yes.
306
00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:39,086
(Snaps fingers)
307
00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:41,422
I'm auctioning off my newest invention.
308
00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:44,992
A select group of infamous
criminals will be bidding.
309
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:46,093
(Snaps fingers)
310
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:47,195
(Power surging)
311
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,467
Impressive, huh?
312
00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:56,270
Imagine what it could do to a human being.
313
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:58,105
Or Alaska!
314
00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:01,075
So why do we have to be there?
315
00:14:01,077 --> 00:14:03,211
Oh, didn't I mention?
316
00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:07,048
Tonight you two will be
playing the part of the orange.
317
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,184
It's a very juicy role!
318
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,719
(Snickering)
319
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,532
Yes, I've located them.
320
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,033
They're in the basement.
321
00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:29,203
Once we get over the outer wall,
it's a straight shot to Mom and Dad.
322
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,138
Okay, so I'll lead the rescue team...
323
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,541
(Clears throat)
324
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:35,209
As I was saying, I will
lead the rescue team...
325
00:14:35,211 --> 00:14:36,377
(Clears throat)
326
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:40,748
Can someone please get Grandma a lozenge?
327
00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:45,219
I'm calling the shots, pudding pop.
328
00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:47,221
I'll lead the rescue team.
329
00:14:47,223 --> 00:14:49,490
Ernie's with me, you and Pops
go undercover as criminals,
330
00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:52,226
attend the auction and
recover the laser doohickey.
331
00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,796
Uh, wh...
what's my cover?
332
00:14:55,798 --> 00:15:01,202
You'll be going as Greta Norwood,
mercenary and all around Texas bad girl.
333
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,638
She's already on Honey's RSVP list.
334
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:08,576
Oh, wait, so I'm going as
someone who's already going.
335
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:11,345
Do you see the problem with that, Grandma?
336
00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:14,448
I got your cover covered, hot wings!
337
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:16,517
This is not my first rodeo.
338
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:19,220
But it just might be yours.
339
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,427
Say hello to Greta Norwood.
340
00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:28,596
Ride 'em, cowgirl.
341
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:31,465
Yes, we are finally back on track.
342
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,601
Yippee kai-yay!
343
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:37,138
What's your cover, Pops?
344
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:40,708
Well, I'm going with an oldie but a goodie.
345
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,312
No, no, no... no.
346
00:15:44,314 --> 00:15:49,283
The cover identity that worked
for me on over 137 missions.
347
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:52,153
Don't say it, baby, please,
please, please, don't say it!
348
00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:53,621
El Dorado.
349
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:57,124
Othello, I'm begging you, no El Dorado!
350
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,859
Yes, Gayle!
351
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:02,363
El
Do-ra-do!
352
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:03,497
Oh!
353
00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:08,502
El Dorado rides again!
354
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:12,606
What does El Dorado mean, Pops?
355
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,342
Well, it's Spanish for...
356
00:16:15,544 --> 00:16:16,911
the dorado?
357
00:16:22,351 --> 00:16:23,384
Yo!
358
00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,720
What's up, haters?
359
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:28,789
Such an impressive group tonight.
360
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:31,392
It's a real who's who of who's wanted.
361
00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:35,629
May the worst man win!
362
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:38,332
Do women not get a
chance to bid around here?
363
00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:44,171
'Cause if not, I'm gonna be
madder than a sack of cats.
364
00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:47,508
Greta Norwood I presume?
365
00:16:48,844 --> 00:16:51,345
Happy you and your checkbook could make it.
366
00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:53,180
Oh, yes, ma'am.
367
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,416
I'm as happy to be here as
a hungry tick on a fat dog.
368
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:00,988
I'm sorry.
369
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,357
Exactly who are you?
370
00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:08,362
I, madam, am El Dorado!
371
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:11,532
El Dorado?
372
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:15,503
Um... I didn't invite you.
373
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:16,904
(Snaps fingers)
374
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:19,740
In fact, I've never heard of you.
375
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:22,910
Y-You've never heard of El Dorado?
376
00:17:22,912 --> 00:17:25,713
Well, ma'am, have you
been hiding under a rock?
377
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:27,581
Well, not since 2007.
378
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:33,754
Well, I've heard of El
Dorado aka El Do-rich-o.
379
00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:37,224
The man's got so much money, he could
wipe his caboose with $100 bills.
380
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:38,626
Ew!
381
00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:41,362
Oh, get your mind out of the toilet, ma'am.
382
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,764
He's got his own train.
383
00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:49,870
So you can vouch for him?
384
00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,605
Oh, yeah, he's legit.
385
00:17:51,607 --> 00:17:53,941
Or my name isn't Greta Norwood.
386
00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,776
Well, then.
387
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:57,578
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dorado!
388
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,447
Oh, please.
389
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:01,348
Call me El.
390
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,761
(Gasping)
391
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,967
Grandma... maybe you should take a break.
392
00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:22,303
Catch your breath.
393
00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:24,038
Hey, I didn't get this new hip for nothing.
394
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,573
Try to keep up, Peter Pocket.
395
00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:33,280
According to my tracker, Mom and Dad
are behind this steel reinforced door.
396
00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:36,617
Fortunately, I brought
my sonic lock picker.
397
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:42,056
Unfortunately, I left it in the van.
398
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:45,025
Move aside, fish stick.
399
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,834
Grandma, you still got it.
400
00:18:53,836 --> 00:18:55,503
Honey, I ain't never lost it.
401
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:56,871
Mom, Dad!
402
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,441
They're gone.
403
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,509
Come on.
404
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:08,382
All righty!
405
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:10,317
We're going to start the auction.
406
00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:12,419
Now before I open the bidding,
407
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:15,022
I'm going to give a
couple of you the chance to
408
00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:17,558
fire my weapon at a live target.
409
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,659
(Snaps fingers)
410
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:26,834
Well... live for a few
more minutes anyway.
411
00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:29,670
Is that who I think it is?
412
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:32,773
You bet your El Dorado it is.
413
00:19:32,775 --> 00:19:33,974
Senora!
414
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:38,712
El Dorado would like to be the
first to try your deadly weapon.
415
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,714
Don't think so, El Dorado!
416
00:19:40,716 --> 00:19:42,049
I prefer to go by rank.
417
00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:43,784
General.
418
00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:56,130
(Groans)
419
00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,433
No. No.
420
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:09,009
Mom! Dad! Are you okay? I was so worried.
421
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:11,078
I love you too, son,
but little less chitchat
422
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,760
and little more untying please, thank you.
423
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,153
Mom, look out!
424
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,091
Grandma, what kind of
hip did they give you?
425
00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:26,393
The bionic kind, baby.
426
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:27,494
(Grunts)
427
00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:31,832
Oh, really?
428
00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:36,537
Come on.
429
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,074
Come on. (Groans)
430
00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:42,109
You almost made me drop my purse.
431
00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,046
All right.
432
00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:47,615
Great work.
433
00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:49,116
Let's get that laser and get out of here.
434
00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:51,619
I don't think so.
435
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:55,623
So glad your whole family showed up.
436
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:59,059
Now I got a few more
test dummies for my laser!
437
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:00,160
Hey!
438
00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:01,528
Nobody takes out my family.
439
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:02,930
Okay, be careful, Pops.
440
00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:06,000
Don't worry about me, I got gas.
441
00:21:07,002 --> 00:21:09,470
Well, thank you for the overshare
442
00:21:09,472 --> 00:21:11,705
but I'm pretty sure your
gas isn't gonna stop her.
443
00:21:11,707 --> 00:21:12,873
Think again!
444
00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:18,846
Oh.
445
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:19,947
All right.
446
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:20,981
Way to go, Pops.
447
00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:22,483
Talk about silent but deadly.
448
00:21:22,485 --> 00:21:24,018
Yeah.
449
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,519
I've never been happier to see you guys.
450
00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:26,854
Let's go.
451
00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:30,591
Not so fast!
452
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,826
Did you really think
I'd invite a roomful of
453
00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:37,931
ruthless maniacs to my house
and not have a gas mask handy?
454
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:40,901
Uh, well, we were kind of hoping.
455
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,672
Eeny meeny miny...
456
00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:47,041
I'm gonna blast you first, cowgirl.
457
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:49,243
Oh, no! You're not!
458
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,047
(Screaming)
459
00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:59,953
(Cheering)
460
00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:03,157
Grandma, you just saved me.
461
00:22:03,159 --> 00:22:05,626
How did you know to bring a
high impact laser deflector?
462
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:06,927
I didn't.
463
00:22:06,929 --> 00:22:09,496
It's just a cheap compact I got
at Klettner's department store.
464
00:22:09,498 --> 00:22:11,999
It came free with the pantyhose.
465
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:14,768
Not bad for a couple of old farts, huh?
466
00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:16,670
Hey, wait, is that what was in that cane?
467
00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:17,705
Oh.
468
00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:18,972
(Laughter)
469
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:27,881
You know, I got to admit knitting
is actually kind of cool.
470
00:22:27,883 --> 00:22:30,017
I'm surprised you took an interest, baby.
471
00:22:30,019 --> 00:22:33,554
Yeah, I guess I just have
a newfound appreciation
472
00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:35,189
for doing things old school.
473
00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:38,559
All right.
474
00:22:38,561 --> 00:22:41,261
I am done with this sweater.
475
00:22:41,263 --> 00:22:43,964
Where's the neck hole?
476
00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:46,033
All right, I am done with this pillow case.
477
00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:48,035
(Laughing)
478
00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:53,607
You know, you can't knit worth a lick,
but you are a great undercover spy.
479
00:22:53,609 --> 00:22:55,008
Thanks.
480
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,243
I got it from my grandma.
481
00:22:56,245 --> 00:22:58,078
Yes, you did.
482
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,681
So, uh, did you learn how
to knit from your grandma?
483
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,049
Heck to the no.
484
00:23:02,051 --> 00:23:04,985
I just learned from the app on my phone.
485
00:23:06,121 --> 00:23:08,188
Get with the times, chimichanga.
486
00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:14,194
GIRL: Rob, your name's on TV!
487
00:23:14,244 --> 00:23:18,794
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