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It's good to have you back.
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After the land of raw fish, that tongue
must be ready for something without gills.
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You go away and get back on
western time for tomorrow.
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We'll give you a birthday
you'll never forget.
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Take care, baby.
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- Love the shirt.
- Love you.
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Afternoon.
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What can we get you?
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Whatever it takes to wow a young lady.
It's her birthday. I want it to be special.
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We'll do something nice.
What about a message?
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What would you like to say on the card?
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"To my dearest dreamboat, you
are everything to me and more,
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"constant, unfailing...
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"vision of loveliness.
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"The sight of you lights up my life
in ways I can't begin to describe.
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"You must know by now... I am
hopelessly in love with you. "
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Mimi Tranter. What sort of name's that?
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It was a running joke on the news desk.
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Mimi was always "Me me!"
Super-glam girlie reporter.
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The type women can't
stand but men dribble over.
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- Bit like a urinal.
- But without the charm.
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What she wants to meet you
for, I shudder to... What?
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Two sorts of people to avoid
- serial killers
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and women who spell
"Thanks" with an "x".
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I don't know how much longer I can
wait. We've got a show tonight...
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Oh, no! Oh, spare us that, please!
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Ruddy oompah band again
practising outside.
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Every hour of the day,
driving me witless.
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You dare start up that
racket. I forbid it!
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Yes, you with the trombone! I'm
warning you. One peep out of that and...
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Hey, fellas! Fellas!
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Love that sound to bits, but if you could
just take a breather, be ever so grateful.
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No problem!
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So you're Jonathan, the magic man.
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I've got a little something
might be up your street.
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- Coffee?
- Have you got iced tea?
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We just sucked the last bag.
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Listen. I just loved that
trick on the show last week.
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Dismantling the body in the boxes.
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It was obvious how it was done. With
the dummy feet and the girl squashed up.
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And the bit with the
crossbow. Brilliant.
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You could see that it didn't really fire
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and there was a duplicate bolt
on a fish wire or something,
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but the fact that you can always
work them out is the fun of it for me.
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I'm running a bit late.
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- Robin's picking me up at 12.
- Robin?
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I tell you, he is complete and
utter heaven. In every department.
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He's also married with a six-month-old
daughter, but when did life ever run smooth?
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And this time I wasn't looking for it.
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Why would I be interested
in a Mr Robin Priest?
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Some sales rep who's won first prize
in a national story writing competition.
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Then, I don't know... whatever
it is that happens, happened.
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His wife was there but you
could see it wasn't right.
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They just didn't fit together.
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But for us it was like, I don't
know... the end of the rainbow.
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The last thing I want to do
is wreck someone's marriage.
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But. hey...
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But there have been a few more
"business" trips in his diary.
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Then, the other night...
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What are you doing?
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- No! It's Ghost's Forge.
- What is it?
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When I asked him what or where was
Ghost's Forge, he hadn't a clue.
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Ghost's Forge.
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Then it came back to him.
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He'd read an article
about this unsolved murder.
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The old bloodhound
instinct, I looked it up.
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Turns out to be a mystery that
they never got to the bottom of.
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Ghost's Forge, apparently, was this
spooky old place in the wilds of Norfolk
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whose owner, a guy name Ezra Carr,
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had led a hermetically-sealed existence,
locked away from the world, for 20 years.
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Ever since his wife died.
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Well, 18 months ago...
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The gist of it, all here
in the police report,
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which the lovely detective inspector
copied for me, is as follows.
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"The owner of the house, Mr Ezra Carr,
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"was found deceased in the north-facing
upstairs bedroom in the east wing... "
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".. although pathology showed this blood
did not belong to the murder victim. "
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So? Big deal.
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Old bloke found dead. Where's the story?
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Where's the motive? He knew
no one, no one knew him.
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There's all kinds of valuable
stuff there, but nothing was stolen.
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- Next of kin?
- He had none.
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His stuff's been gobbled up by the state.
House is being done up to sell as flats.
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I thought, if we could get
inside, have a little nose about...
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- I've talked the agent into letting us in.
- Get inside to look for what?
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What do you always say? "Don't
know till you've found it. "
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Why don't I leave all this here
for you to absorb properly...
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That'll be my lift.
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- Hi. Find the address OK?
- No problem.
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Maddy, Jonathan, this is Robin.
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- Pleased to meet you. Hi.
- Hello.
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What's this?
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- I was telling them about Ghost's Forge...
- Yes.
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We don't have a lot of time,
so nice to have met you.
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Right. Thanks. Bye.
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Well...
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Got some spunk, hasn't she?
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I can hardly let her down. She
specially asked for my help.
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I despair of men generally.
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Everyone here? OK,
Jonathan, the floor's yours.
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Right. Water tank.
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Yesterday's dry run, if I can
call it that, all went very smoo...
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.. smoothly. Tim, you
said the main thing to...
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.. is that the cameras don't
go in on the false floor.
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One other thought.
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Let's have a fireman standing by with
an axe. It'll help build up the ten...
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- What am I looking at?
- "The Macclesfield Echo". A Duggie Dawson.
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Who cares what he thinks? Mr
Great Big Nobody from Nowhere Land.
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The guy's a total irrelevance.
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So we're looking for our first
stagger at 2.30 and tech one at 4.00?
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Thank you, folks.
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On the fireman, let's get Nick rather than
some dancer who'll look like the Village...
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- Good point.
- What the hell is this?
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Sorry?
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Oh, yes. I thought, why not?
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Let it be there. Let the
audience make up their own minds.
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If you'll excuse me, I have a special
lunch date with a very special lady.
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Oh, this is Samantha.
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Catch up with you later.
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And where are you tonight?
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At this precise moment...
halfway up the M1 to Sheffield.
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Yeah?
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- What the bloody hell?
- Filth is what you are!
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I know what's going
on with you and Robin!
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- Robin...? No... You've got it all wrong.
- I found your address in his pocket.
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You could at least have
the decency to own up.
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I didn't write this. This is...
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You've got to be joking!
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I can't believe she would
do that. I'm really sorry.
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That stuff's lethal, I'm telling you.
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By the way, fantastic show again
this week. The old water tank thing.
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I guessed how it was done, obviously.
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Some kind of pipe under the stage that went
to another tank that he just swam through.
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The audience, you could
tell, were really gobsmacked.
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Here we are. One creepy old house.
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One property agent with keys.
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We're 50 minutes late.
He's going to kill me.
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- We should be so lucky.
- Sorry. Hello.
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- Oh.
- What is that? Some local rag?
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The latest salvo from
the "Macclesfield Echo".
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Guy prints a snide
remark about the show,
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Adam makes a big deal of it,
so now he's gone to town on him.
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Pages on the "unbearable vanity
of this shallow showbusiness man
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"who puts the sham into shambolic. "
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What does that even mean?
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Hello? Yes. Just this second, Adam.
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I told you these people
always have the last word.
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If you want to throw him,
invite him over to a rehearsal.
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Be super-nice to him to make him
feel guilty about all this stuff.
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The hostage bonding with the kidnapper.
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You're very welcome.
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Interesting. There's our first
curiosity, the house sign.
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- What about it?
- Don't worry.
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He sees things that are
invisible to us mortals.
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I mean, this is absolutely
beezer, isn't it?
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Not only are we 18 months late,
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the place is empty and the
decorators have moved in.
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Are we hoping the killer's going to pop
back and say, "Did I leave a knife behi...?"
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What?
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What?
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What?
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Remember those blood
spatters? They're still here.
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Caused by some sort of fight between
Carr and the guy who killed him?
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Or more logically by someone
falling down the stairs.
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If only there was a secret
relative or something...
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no one knew about who stood to inherit.
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But then no one ever came forward.
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- What are you thinking?
- Nothing.
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I just can't get past the name
of this place. Ghosts Forge?
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Where does that come from?
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According to those cuttings,
there was never a forge here.
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Or any kind of ghosts. It
almost makes you wonder if...
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What was that?
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- It's coming from the attic room.
- The decorators don't work weekends.
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Aaagh!
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Aaagh!
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God, it's the ectoplasm!
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Coming out of her mouth!
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- What have you found?
- I don't know.
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A package of some sort.
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"The Grave Digger", by Gerald Eastland.
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Five copies.
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This would be the north-facing
bedroom here. Where the body was found.
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Now all been renovated,
of course, but...
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Why is this locked when
none of the others are?
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Something in there. Looks like the key.
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Suddenly more promising.
A locked room mystery?
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- It won't budge.
- There'll be a ladder somewhere.
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Come on, Mims, we'll race him.
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I think I spy a slightly open window.
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Hang on.
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- You there yet?
- Hang about. I'm just coming.
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Any joy there yet?
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Hello?
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What are you playing at in there?
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Maddy! Are you out there?
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She's in there with you.
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She's not. She went
up the ladder, but...
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She must have come
out through this door.
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How? I can't even get the thing open.
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Stay put. I'm coming round.
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No key on this side. It looks like
it's been snapped off in the lock.
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00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:16,040
This doesn't make sense. She came
in through the window. I saw her.
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- We're not in the wrong room?
- I think we'd notice.
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This is just totally not happening.
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There is no way she could
have got out of here. I swear.
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We'd better call the police.
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What am I going to say? My friend's
just vanished into thin air?
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- Or not, as the case may be.
- What?
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Wing mirror.
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You all right? Look as
if you've seen a ghost.
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What's going on here?
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- Did you get...?
- Yes?
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Oh. Clever.
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- Call yourself a conjuror.
- How did I miss that?
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- Very neat.
- Thought you'd like it.
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What's the matter, Mimi? A trick you
can't work out? But you're so good at them.
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That apart, the room didn't really
tell us much about the murder,
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so we've probably seen
all there is to see.
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Adam Klaus.
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It's a name to conjure with.
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Like I'm the first
person to ever say that.
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The first? Absolutely.
The very first one.
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You know, you have the most perfectly
dazzling smile I think I've ever seen.
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Just give me two minutes to freshen up.
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Come on. Thought I'd
buy us a champagne supper
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to celebrate my first great triumph
as a professional illusionist.
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I can't tell you how delicious it was
to wipe that cocky smile off her face.
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Just waiting now for her to come
begging me to explain how it was done.
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I had you fooled for ten minutes.
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You're not still on
this Ezra Carr thing?
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Some old bloke got it in the neck
from someone who didn't like him.
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What's that?
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She said he'd won first prize in a
national short story writing competition.
235
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This lover boy of hers, Robin Priest.
236
00:25:11,047 --> 00:25:16,041
Out of idle curiosity, I tracked
down the magazine it was printed in.
237
00:25:16,207 --> 00:25:20,166
- It makes interesting reading.
- Why? What's it about?
238
00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,205
What it's about is
not what's interesting.
239
00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:25,005
Sorry?
240
00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:30,761
What are you trying to say? You think
this Robin is mixed up in it all?
241
00:25:30,927 --> 00:25:36,923
What did she say about him and his
wife Shirley? They didn't fit together?
242
00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:40,875
- What do you think?
- I can see what she means.
243
00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:46,838
That stuff with him talking
about the house in his sleep...
244
00:25:47,007 --> 00:25:51,478
I don't buy that explanation that
he'd read about it in an article.
245
00:25:53,447 --> 00:25:59,795
The weirdest part is this stupid house
name, which doesn't make any kind of sense.
246
00:26:00,487 --> 00:26:02,478
And for a very good reason.
247
00:26:02,647 --> 00:26:06,037
This is not the name of the house.
248
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,035
You saw that sign on the gate.
249
00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:15,279
What did you notice about it?
250
00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:20,878
There was no apostrophe.
251
00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:26,726
Have you ever read "Finnegans
Wake" by James Joyce?
252
00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:29,447
Nor has anyone else. It's unreadable.
253
00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:34,522
One interesting thing about it is
the title. There isn't an apostrophe.
254
00:26:34,687 --> 00:26:36,996
It's meant to be ambiguous.
255
00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:41,524
One Finnegan's funeral wake
or several Finnegans wake up.
256
00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:46,477
So what does "Ghosts" with
no apostrophe give you?
257
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,445
There was more than one ghost?
258
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:53,395
Forget about it. What do we
know about Gerald Eastland?
259
00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:58,124
Cabinet minister during the late 1980s.
260
00:26:58,287 --> 00:27:02,246
Flashy bastard who's not my
favourite person in the world.
261
00:27:02,407 --> 00:27:07,925
Contrary to expectations, turned out to be
a nifty novelist. Died about four years ago.
262
00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:14,083
Hardly James Joyce, but he had a similar
taste for puns and playing with words.
263
00:27:14,247 --> 00:27:19,162
Like this one. "The Grave Digger" is
nothing to do with a man who digs graves.
264
00:27:19,327 --> 00:27:22,444
It's about this very
miserable Australian.
265
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,598
Sorry, I don't...
266
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,246
Oh.
267
00:27:26,887 --> 00:27:29,959
Grave Digger. Very clever.
268
00:27:30,127 --> 00:27:36,157
Why do you suppose someone would send
six copies of this book to Ezra Carr?
269
00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:39,435
Where do you get six?
270
00:27:40,407 --> 00:27:44,844
- There are only five in there.
- You can see one's been removed.
271
00:27:46,407 --> 00:27:49,479
Come on. Ghosts Forge?
272
00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:56,519
Gerald Eastland
- the most unlikely author you can imagine. It's here in front of us.
273
00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:03,405
Sorry. You're going to
have to spell it out.
274
00:28:05,247 --> 00:28:06,726
Sit down.
275
00:28:21,607 --> 00:28:24,405
Perfect. How was it for everyone else?
276
00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:28,560
My one concern is that
maybe the skirt is too short.
277
00:28:28,727 --> 00:28:33,084
There are women for whom this
could be considered exploitative.
278
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:36,796
You know how I feel about
cheap sexual titti...
279
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:40,357
Jonathan, my uniquely
gifted collaborator.
280
00:28:40,527 --> 00:28:45,078
Can I introduce you to Duggie
Dawson, who I invited along today
281
00:28:45,247 --> 00:28:49,525
to see how we put these
crazy shows together.
282
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,485
OK. So if no one has any problems...
283
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,878
Just the one tiny problem, Adam.
284
00:28:56,727 --> 00:29:01,676
I'd like to know why you did a
runner from my bedroom last night.
285
00:29:01,847 --> 00:29:03,758
Samantha. What a lovely...
286
00:29:03,927 --> 00:29:08,717
When you'd been telling me I was the
most perfect creature you'd ever seen.
287
00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:13,802
What can it have been, I
wonder, that changed your mind?
288
00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:16,958
No, to be honest...
289
00:29:17,127 --> 00:29:21,359
Next time I take my grandmother
to the hospital after a stroke,
290
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:25,315
I'll make sure someone
else looks after her teeth.
291
00:29:25,487 --> 00:29:29,719
- How about we talk about it?
- No. That's fine.
292
00:29:29,887 --> 00:29:35,200
I only came by to say thank you for
showing me how little I mean to you
293
00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:39,121
and what a shallow set
of values you live by.
294
00:29:39,287 --> 00:29:43,724
He picked me up while he was
ordering flowers for his girlfriend.
295
00:29:43,887 --> 00:29:48,199
This man has all the depth
and sensitivity of a dog turd.
296
00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:51,723
That's Samantha Clarke
- with an E.
297
00:30:03,447 --> 00:30:06,245
- Any joy?
- Bucketloads.
298
00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:10,320
I had an interesting chat with
Gerald Eastland's publishers.
299
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:13,638
- And?
- Looks as if you were right.
300
00:30:29,927 --> 00:30:33,203
What the hell are you
doing here? Are you mad?
301
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:38,361
She knows anyway. What's the deal?
It's not going to go away, Robin.
302
00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:41,678
We may as well confront it here and now.
303
00:30:43,127 --> 00:30:47,564
Shirley. Sorry, that was my
chum you got the other night.
304
00:30:47,727 --> 00:30:54,121
Otherwise I'm afraid it's all
true. We are very much in love.
305
00:30:55,007 --> 00:30:58,044
And Robin would like a divorce.
306
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:03,116
Oh, Mimi. You have no
idea what you're saying.
307
00:31:03,287 --> 00:31:05,278
And why should you?
308
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:11,118
You walk into my life, you think you
can take it over, you think it's easy.
309
00:31:13,927 --> 00:31:19,047
- I have no life. I have no future.
- What are you talking about?
310
00:31:19,207 --> 00:31:21,004
I killed him!
311
00:31:21,167 --> 00:31:23,840
I murdered Ezra Carr!
312
00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:32,720
Hi. Sorry to butt in, but
the back door was open.
313
00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:37,722
Perhaps when you've sorted your
daughter out, we should talk.
314
00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:49,243
Listen, Mr Dawson...
315
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,045
Duggie.
316
00:31:51,207 --> 00:31:54,756
That little outburst
- I wouldn't take it too seriously.
317
00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:59,762
Samantha's a lovely girl, but
prone to irrational mood swings.
318
00:31:59,927 --> 00:32:04,205
Women who have the measure of me
can tell you the kind of guy I am.
319
00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:06,835
I don't doubt it, Mr Klaus.
320
00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:09,726
Nice shirt, by the way.
321
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:13,197
- Bought by a girlfriend?
- Actually it was.
322
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,358
- Kind of sweet.
- Very.
323
00:32:15,527 --> 00:32:19,202
- You speak Japanese?
- I can't say that I do.
324
00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:23,326
I was there for seven years with
Reuters. Became quite fluent.
325
00:32:23,487 --> 00:32:25,842
- Really?
- And, yes, you're right.
326
00:32:26,007 --> 00:32:30,956
Any woman who buys you a shirt
with "I am full of shit" on it
327
00:32:31,127 --> 00:32:35,120
has got the measure of you
very well. Bye, Mr Klaus.
328
00:32:36,127 --> 00:32:38,118
Thanks for the bubbly.
329
00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:48,323
It was hard to get the whole picture with
everything firing in different directions.
330
00:32:49,607 --> 00:32:52,963
But once you bolt it all
together, you start to see.
331
00:32:53,127 --> 00:32:56,802
One or two key details tell the story.
332
00:32:56,967 --> 00:33:00,721
That slightly wonky
house name. Ghosts Forge?
333
00:33:00,887 --> 00:33:03,526
And that parcel with the books in.
334
00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:06,360
Why order six copies of the same book?
335
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:10,076
Five had just been left in
the attic to gather dust.
336
00:33:10,247 --> 00:33:14,240
I'm afraid I was painfully
slow getting to that one.
337
00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:19,401
Author's freebies. The writer of a
book usually gets half a dozen copies.
338
00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:22,601
In my case, it can double the print run.
339
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:28,080
But why had these been sent to Ezra
Carr? The author was Gerald Eastland.
340
00:33:28,247 --> 00:33:30,477
Or so we're meant to believe.
341
00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,638
Gerald Eastland -
342
00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:37,835
tedious MP in the '80s who wouldn't
have won awards for his literacy or wit,
343
00:33:38,007 --> 00:33:43,001
turns out a series of skilfully
crafted, best-selling novels.
344
00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,442
Not without help, I suggest.
345
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,599
A guy at the publisher's came clean.
346
00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:53,716
Eastland's name was used to sell all
these titles, but he never wrote them.
347
00:33:53,887 --> 00:33:58,278
All that wry humour and verbal
gimmickry was down to Mr Carr.
348
00:33:59,647 --> 00:34:04,118
The kind of man who might have left
an ironic clue to what he did...
349
00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:07,521
in the name of his house.
350
00:34:07,687 --> 00:34:10,406
Break it up like a cryptic crossword.
351
00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,806
Ghosts Forge...
352
00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:17,482
becomes "Ghosts for GE."
353
00:34:18,527 --> 00:34:22,918
In effect, here lives Gerald
Eastland's ghostwriter.
354
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:27,676
- But Eastland's been dead for five years.
- Four and a half.
355
00:34:27,847 --> 00:34:31,317
He didn't have anything
to do with the murder?
356
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,285
The pivot to this
affair was in the motive.
357
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:39,441
The police accepted no robbery had taken
place - valuable stuff had been left -
358
00:34:39,607 --> 00:34:42,075
but the police were wrong.
359
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,478
What was removed from Ezra
Carr's house that night
360
00:34:45,647 --> 00:34:51,995
was more priceless than any money or
jewellery. It was Ezra Carr himself.
361
00:34:55,687 --> 00:35:00,522
Interesting how a name always
conjures up an image of someone.
362
00:35:00,687 --> 00:35:05,966
How Ezra Carr just has to be some
grizzled, Dickensian old fogey...
363
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:12,287
when it could just as easily be a
charming young man in his late 30s.
364
00:35:18,967 --> 00:35:23,279
A man who tragically lost his
wife while they were both young.
365
00:35:23,447 --> 00:35:27,440
Who hardly met another
living soul for 20 years.
366
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:31,319
Should we be surprised we got it wrong?
367
00:35:31,487 --> 00:35:37,244
The man they found dead in that room
wasn't actually Ezra Carr at all.
368
00:35:38,047 --> 00:35:40,083
Not Ez...? But...
369
00:35:41,287 --> 00:35:44,199
Then who was he?
370
00:35:45,607 --> 00:35:47,404
Your father?
371
00:35:48,007 --> 00:35:49,565
Stepfather?
372
00:35:50,127 --> 00:35:54,757
Sorry, Shirley. I think you'll
have to fill in the gaps now.
373
00:35:59,807 --> 00:36:01,604
Oh, don't!
374
00:36:10,247 --> 00:36:14,525
Where do you want me to
start? The whole sordid bit?
375
00:36:15,447 --> 00:36:19,963
How a 15-year-old girl was
defiled by her wicked uncle?
376
00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:22,436
A man three times her age?
377
00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:29,039
How I suffered in silence, ended
up scarred for the rest of my life?
378
00:36:31,407 --> 00:36:33,398
Scarred, yes...
379
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,846
but I enjoyed every minute of it.
380
00:36:40,847 --> 00:36:46,763
Me and my Uncle Bill. It was
like suddenly I'd learnt to fly.
381
00:36:46,927 --> 00:36:52,559
I was in love, so I thought. Who cared
if we were breaking all the rules?
382
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:56,197
And then, of course,
one day I noticed...
383
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,965
he wasn't an older man any more.
384
00:37:01,127 --> 00:37:03,118
Just an old man.
385
00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:05,357
He wasn't my lover.
386
00:37:06,487 --> 00:37:09,126
He had become my jailer.
387
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:14,277
Sometimes I'd manage
it. Give him the slip.
388
00:37:14,447 --> 00:37:20,522
Maybe for months on end. But he'd always
hunt me down. Claw me back into his life.
389
00:37:20,687 --> 00:37:22,484
Eventually...
390
00:37:22,647 --> 00:37:26,401
when I hadn't any skin left to
bruise or bones left to break
391
00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:32,164
and the fight had gone out of me...
I just gave in and stopped running.
392
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,722
I realised late in the day
just how evil he really was...
393
00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:42,286
and I was part of that evil.
394
00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:48,200
For half my life, we kept
each other company in hell.
395
00:37:51,047 --> 00:37:54,835
House breaking was one
of our many specialities.
396
00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:58,477
I'd call in at the front
door, keep them talking,
397
00:37:58,647 --> 00:38:01,445
while he'd slip in and
turn the place over.
398
00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:14,885
I told him my car had broken
down, could I use his phone?
399
00:38:15,047 --> 00:38:17,515
He couldn't do enough to help me.
400
00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:33,762
Though she died, I swore that
everything that was precious about her -
401
00:38:33,927 --> 00:38:35,724
her warmth and kindness...
402
00:38:35,887 --> 00:38:39,880
After all those years on his
own, writing another guy's books,
403
00:38:40,047 --> 00:38:42,845
he just wanted someone to talk to.
404
00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:46,522
And suddenly, I've
forgotten why I'm there.
405
00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:49,804
I'm just listening to
this really sad story.
406
00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:54,716
How he had lost their wife
when they were both 18.
407
00:38:54,887 --> 00:39:01,122
And I'm staring into his eyes... all these
wild fantasies whirling through my head.
408
00:39:01,287 --> 00:39:06,281
Fantasies I knew could never come to
anything. I mean, who the hell was I?
409
00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:09,519
.. And purity and
sanctity of her memory.
410
00:39:37,047 --> 00:39:42,565
I don't know. Maybe I hadn't forgotten.
Maybe I wanted him to get caught this time.
411
00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:50,204
What the hell do you think you're
doing? Get your hands off those!
412
00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:56,203
Come on, then. Let's see what
you're going to do about it.
413
00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:11,166
Bill!
414
00:40:15,487 --> 00:40:20,959
He'd killed him. I couldn't
believe it. And he didn't care.
415
00:40:22,207 --> 00:40:24,357
By this time, neither did II
416
00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:16,004
Oh, my God!
417
00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,078
I'm sorry.
418
00:41:19,247 --> 00:41:25,117
Something was wrong. From the concussion,
he could remember a struggle and a knife.
419
00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,562
The rest was a blank.
420
00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:33,524
His life, identity, everything.
421
00:41:36,367 --> 00:41:40,838
Maybe I'd never have had the
idea if he hadn't said it first.
422
00:41:41,007 --> 00:41:43,567
I killed him.
423
00:41:43,727 --> 00:41:45,718
God help me.
424
00:41:45,887 --> 00:41:48,879
I can't seem to focus.
425
00:41:49,047 --> 00:41:54,041
At that moment, he needed someone
and, dear God in heaven, I needed him.
426
00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:55,526
Robin?
427
00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:59,202
I'd known a boy with that
name. I couldn't stop myself.
428
00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:01,403
Robin, it's me, Shirley.
429
00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:05,606
You must remember. Shirley, your wife.
430
00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:10,079
Look, it was an accident.
You didn't mean to do it.
431
00:42:10,247 --> 00:42:12,238
It was an accident.
432
00:42:16,807 --> 00:42:19,401
But who's going to believe that?
433
00:42:20,647 --> 00:42:25,926
We've got to go. We should never have
come to this place. I told you that.
434
00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:48,160
I told myself, convinced myself, that I
was helping him escape from that mausoleum.
435
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:59,963
From now on, his previous life
was whatever I wanted it to be.
436
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:05,722
Gradually, I... rebuilt his memory.
437
00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:10,915
We'd been childhood sweethearts
- always on the wrong side of the law.
438
00:43:11,087 --> 00:43:16,241
We'd got to use this experience
to sort ourselves out, settle down,
439
00:43:16,407 --> 00:43:18,716
start a family.
440
00:43:23,087 --> 00:43:27,080
It was insanity to believe
I could get away with it.
441
00:43:27,727 --> 00:43:31,959
Sooner or later you'd
remember, see me for what I was.
442
00:43:32,127 --> 00:43:37,804
18 months. I just lived from day to day
clinging to every moment while it lasted.
443
00:43:39,727 --> 00:43:44,118
The one thing I never expected...
just couldn't handle...
444
00:43:45,807 --> 00:43:49,402
was that you would find someone else.
445
00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:58,320
You programmed me
like some kind of doll.
446
00:43:59,447 --> 00:44:03,725
- You made me think I'd...
- That's why you were haunted by it.
447
00:44:03,887 --> 00:44:07,721
When you started writing
again, it was a give-away.
448
00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:10,526
Even in a short story for a magazine,
449
00:44:10,687 --> 00:44:14,475
the prose style had an
uncanny echo of someone else,
450
00:44:14,647 --> 00:44:20,358
suggesting that Robin Priest and Ezra Carr
might just possibly be the same person.
451
00:44:23,407 --> 00:44:27,605
Still, I can't see
it. Why can't I see it?
452
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:38,282
Maybe it's better you don't. 20
years of grief is enough for anyone.
453
00:44:39,367 --> 00:44:43,758
So... we'll have to leave
that one with you, folks.
454
00:44:44,647 --> 00:44:48,083
Oh, yes, Mimi. I nearly forgot.
455
00:44:48,247 --> 00:44:53,799
You must be going mental by now wondering
how I disappeared from that room.
456
00:44:53,967 --> 00:44:56,276
Oh, yes, actually.
457
00:44:57,287 --> 00:44:59,005
Oh, good. Bye.
458
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:13,723
- You planning to water the carpet?
- It's for the window box.
459
00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:18,235
- You haven't got a...
- Never you mind what it's for.
460
00:45:18,407 --> 00:45:21,046
In case I need it... suddenly.
461
00:45:22,247 --> 00:45:24,841
One thing you still haven't told me,
462
00:45:25,007 --> 00:45:30,035
with all your masterful deductions
in this case, is what gave me away.
463
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:33,005
You didn't tumble it straight away.
464
00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:39,117
I think what sealed it, in hindsight, is
when we heard that noise on the landing.
465
00:45:39,287 --> 00:45:41,084
What's that?
466
00:45:42,327 --> 00:45:44,636
It's coming from the attic room.
467
00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:50,240
How did you know that was
the door to an attic room?
468
00:45:50,407 --> 00:45:55,037
You'd never set foot in there
before. Or maybe you had.
469
00:45:56,087 --> 00:46:00,956
Maybe you'd paid a little visit earlier
on to try and get ahead of the game.
470
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:10,007
Ran into the decorators and
hatched a rather dastardly plan.
471
00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:13,318
Oh, but it was a gift, Jonathan.
472
00:46:14,567 --> 00:46:18,276
Two doors
- one into a corridor, one into a cupboard.
473
00:46:18,447 --> 00:46:20,915
Now I'm starting to think like you.
474
00:46:21,087 --> 00:46:25,877
What if the one on the right
was blocked off on the inside?
475
00:46:26,047 --> 00:46:29,039
Plastered over to make
it look like a wall.
476
00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:32,085
The possibilities were joyous -
477
00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:36,923
worth a backhander to the lads
who'd have to make it right again.
478
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:42,400
They were so up for it when I told them
about Mimi. They'd done such a fab job.
479
00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:45,876
- You there yet?
- Just coming.
480
00:46:51,927 --> 00:46:59,003
Madam comes in. She's absolutely no
idea she's shouting into a cupboard.
481
00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:03,080
- Maddy, are you out there?
- She's in there with you.
482
00:47:03,247 --> 00:47:05,238
I wish I'd seen her face.
483
00:47:05,407 --> 00:47:07,398
No, she's not.
484
00:47:07,567 --> 00:47:12,482
My favourite bit of improv was when
I heard you rattling the door handle.
485
00:47:17,407 --> 00:47:19,841
Come on, then. Marks out of ten.
486
00:47:20,727 --> 00:47:24,197
Hmm. A grudging six.
487
00:47:24,367 --> 00:47:27,120
Oh, that's got to be
a nine in anyone's...
488
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:33,839
Out in the bloody road this time!
489
00:47:34,007 --> 00:47:40,162
Well, I'm sorry, but they're going to
find out what "anti-social" really means.
490
00:47:42,287 --> 00:47:45,882
Let's see how you play
with this up your spout!
491
00:48:00,847 --> 00:48:03,725
Right. You wait there, I'll...
492
00:48:03,887 --> 00:48:05,206
get a cloth.
493
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:09,806
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