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It's hard to find words to describe it.
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"Pile of shite" is high on my shortlist. If they'd
performed the same play, it would've been a start.
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They didn't quite live
up to expectations.
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If Steve Harrison and Martin Ford
get out alive, it'll be a miracle.
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What do you think? Join the queue
for a refund or can't be arsed?
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Large brandy for the road
would go down quite well.
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Now then, my little
poppets. Have you missed me?
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I'll bet you're ready for
some supper now, aren't you?
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- I thought there was a rule about pets here?
- Don't. Tragic story.
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A friend of mine runs an animal
shelter. The lease has just run out.
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The owners want £65,000 or
they're out on the street.
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You know what it's like.
What about your contacts?
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I said, "Listen, if I could get 65
grand, believe me, you'd have it.
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"In the meantime, I'll take
two of them off your hands. "
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While, presumably, all their
friends are put to sl...
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Jonathan! They've got ears.
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So, come on. Tomorrow afternoon, we
all systems go for this chat show?
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It's your book. What do
they want me there for?
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I told you
- put me in front of a TV camera, I seize up.
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I'll be there to hold your hand.
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It's the 19th century.
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This guy's one of the
greatest living illusionists.
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So, he'd have people round his house
and open the door to this big cupboard,
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inside which is a top hat.
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One of the guests would walk into the
cupboard, put on the hat and come out again.
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Our friend makes magic passes over the hat and
tells the guy to walk back into the cupboard,
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except now the hat won't go through the
door, it just keeps getting knocked off,
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which back then was a big laugh.
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Queen Victoria wet herself.
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And it drove people mad, trying to
work out how he'd made it bigger.
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The secret was that the entire
floor was on a hydraulic lift,
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which rose imperceptibly about an inch and
a half, making the doorway slightly lower.
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A simple parlour trick was actually
this fantastically elaborate illusion...
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Of course, my starting point
for writing this book was to...
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That's all it is
- not being constrained by the obvious.
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A Chinese magician, Chung Ling Soo -
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real name William Robinson
- did something very similar...
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That wasn't too bad. You were right.
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- What?
- Startled field mouse?
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I couldn't get a word in edgeways.
And whose idea was this monstrosity?
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Well, certainly not mine.
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Anyway, fancy a bite to eat somewhere?
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Sorry, working, I'm afraid,
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on a red-hot story that needs
some very careful handling.
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Could be a bit out of your
league, so... I'll see you around.
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Eleven and a half minutes
late. Not a promising start.
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Well, there was a snarl-up
on the East India Dock Road...
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Professor Graumann's health is not best served
waiting around damp, draughty warehouses.
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Hang about. I didn't
have to come, you know?
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Oh, but you did, Miss Magellan. My note
to you last night was... irresistible.
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Forgive Miss Farell
for being protective.
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It's one of her many strengths as
my confidante and wisest counsel.
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I'm not a furtive man by nature, but
hostile forces are closing in upon us,
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and we must keep one step ahead.
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Your role, as a dispassionate observer,
may yet turn out to be pivotal.
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Oh. So, do you think we might
get down to what this is about
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and who it is exactly I'm talking to?
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Professor Graumann is,
by common acknowledgement,
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the world's greatest authority
on extraterrestrial phenomena.
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The integrity of his insights, based on
35 years' fieldwork, is beyond dispute.
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A polite way of persuading you,
Miss Magellan, that I'm not a crank.
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What you're about to see has been ratified
with every means at my disposal... as genuine.
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In short, three weeks ago, an
artefact came into my possession
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that I have good reason to
believe is nothing more nor less
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than the skeleton of an alien life form.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding?
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The molecular composition is baffling
and, quite frankly, defies analysis.
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Physically, the properties are
peculiar. The single, unsegmented bone -
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if that's what it is
- appears to burn human flesh like acid.
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Even more fascinating,
subjected to certain stimuli,
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cells from the tissue sample I took
turned out to be organically regenerative.
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What does that mean?
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It means... we can't be at
all certain that it's dead.
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It's got the look of a Millwall
supporter I once went out with.
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Dare we ask where it was found.
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Two young palaeontology students
were fossil hunting on the eastern rim
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of the Painted Desert near the
town of Omega in western New Mexico.
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Rather than consign it to the
black hole of military safekeeping,
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they passed it to a
contact... of a contact,
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who referred it to me for examination.
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Of course, knowing the authorities will murder
and maim to get it back under lock and key
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does put a certain spring in one's step.
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- What the hell is it?
- Indeed.
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And what strange and wonderful
worlds did it once know?
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Well, time may be short. If you'd
like to get some photographs.
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- All the copy you need I could supply later.
- Yes, of course. Photo...
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Oh, bugger. I left the camera
in the car. I'll be two ticks.
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Cover the area! You
men, secure these people!
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Remove the casing.
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Carefully.
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All right. Let's load it.
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Don't...!
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Get the case back on. Nobody touch it.
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GentlyI
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You mindless thugs! Can't you
see for yourselves, any of you?
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You can't lock it away with the
others. People have a right to see this.
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The world has a right
to know about this.
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Bastards!
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Morning. How was it last night?
Didn't get your fingers burnt?
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- What do you mean? -
Handling a red-hot story.
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Never mind. Just wanted to check whether
this signing was at one o'clock or two.
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Oh, um... two o'clock.
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Quite getting into
this promotion lark now.
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- Isn't it funny, when to begin with...?
- Yes, well, see you there. Bye.
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- Yes?
- You got some photographs.
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- That could be useful.
- Yes, actually, I was just...
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Because they'll deny the
operation ever took place.
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Of course, it was inevitable
we'd lose possession.
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On the other hand, you've
seen enough, I think,
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to present a compelling
case to the public.
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The challenge now is to show
these people we can't be silenced.
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Get your coat on. We're taking a ride.
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So, let me explain to you how
American foreign policy works.
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Some guy on the base, his
little girl sees a man on TV
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who can take two and two that make
five and explain how it adds up.
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I say if that man can shake any
sense out of what happened last night,
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he'll be saving me
one hell of a headache.
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From this moment on, everything
you're about to hear is classified.
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That means you so much as
talk about it in your sleep,
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you even dream about it, not only are
you deceased, you were never alive.
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Do we understand each other?
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- Put your arm around him. Smile!
- Cheese!
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Oi, you! Do you mind? What the
hell do you think you're doing?!
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I thought Jonathan Creek was coming?
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- He is supposed to be.
- Where is he, then?
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- I don't know.
- So when will we see him?
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- When he gets here.
- When will that be?
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- I don't know! Do you want that signed or not?
- Not by you.
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Well, piss off, then.
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I'm sorry, my love.
What was your name again?
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Trudy.
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There we are, then... Trudy.
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That's for you.
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It looks more like "Turd".
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Can't you write properly?
I'm not having that one.
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Yes. We definitely said two o'clock.
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It's not like him. I can't
think where he's got to.
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So, what's your take on
it all, Captain Candy...
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life, God, the universe?
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Me? I accept there is
an all-powerful force
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to which we are ultimately
responsible for our actions.
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It's called Washington. Washington calls to say
the skeleton of an EBE has turned up in England.
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I'm granted unlimited resources
to expedite its recovery
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by whatever means I deem necessary.
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Meaning?
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Meaning everything you ever saw
in an Oliver Stone movie is true,
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though we wish it were otherwise.
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I think you've convinced me. You're not going
to get through this lot with a Barclaycard.
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So, let's tick them off. It definitely went in
- you saw it.
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There's no possibility of a switch
- you were with the crate for the entire journey.
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And yet, when you
opened it up, this EB...
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- What did you call it?
- Extraterrestrial Biological Entity.
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.. had either completely vanished...
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- Or?
- Sorry?
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No, that's where it falls
down. There is no "or".
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I tell you, there was something
real weird about this thing.
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Not so much what it looked like,
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but a feeling to it
when you got close up...
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like a... kind of aura... that
sent a chill right down your spine.
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Hell, I don't know. Maybe
if it was still alive,
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by some process or other,
it could pass through matter.
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If it was anyone other
than Professor Graumann...
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- You've heard of this guy before?
- Oh, I've heard of him.
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Most definitely. And he's clever.
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He's very very clever.
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Well, sorry. I don't buy that.
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He's that smart, he'd have seen
us coming and planned ahead.
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My guess, it was this woman outside.
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- Come again?
- Took some photographs we're keen to retrieve.
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I can tell you, once we find this lady - which
we will - her life's gonna be no merry-go-round.
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Yes, well... It's a tricky one, this. I'm going
to have to go away and give it some thought.
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No problem. And to make sure
it doesn't slip your mind,
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Sergeant Kribotnik here will be with
you at all times to keep things in focus.
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Don't worry. He's good at
blending into the background.
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There's Jonathan now! Shall
we go and speak to him?
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Excuse me, can we have
a picture with you?
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Smile, Trudy. Look up, Jonathan.
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Thank you.
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Sorry. Would you mind? Just... Thanks.
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Smile. And another one.
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And again.
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- There you go, ladies.
- Look!
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I can't be bothered with this
now. They're closing in an hour.
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If you want to grab a cup of tea, ask
any questions, I'll buy you a sticky bun.
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- Fantastic! I know the perfect place.
- Where's that?
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- My place!
- I'll settle for a pizza.
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You can sit down if you want.
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You know what I always find good
for cerebral activity? Herbal tea.
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I'll make myself a pot of camomile.
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You just continue cerebralising.
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- Maddy Magellan.
- It's me. Don't start. I've very little time.
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Do I take it you've been hunting little
green men with Professor Graumann?
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Little green what?I
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Have you gone completely doolally?
Who the hell's Professor Graumann?
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I'll take that as a yes.
Look, I can't go into details.
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- I think it's time we compared notes.
- I haven't a clue...
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Somewhere between the warehouse and the airbase,
this so-called alien did a moonlight flit.
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They've roped me in to figure it out. What's
worse, they think you might have engineered it,
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so I'd cough up those photos
and stay out their way.
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Moonlight flit?
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You mean disappeared? How?
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And, more importantly, why?
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Answer, fairly obviously,
because it had to.
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I'm going to need to talk to
Graumann. What time can I meet you?
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- I'm seeing him at 12.
- OK. See you then.
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Just as soon as I've worked out a
little something here with Mr Kribotnik.
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Cheers, Ron. Take it past the farm as
far as the sheep dip, then call it a day.
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Well, this is a fascinating development.
One might almost say messianic.
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- The miracle of the empty tomb.
- If what they're telling us is on the level.
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What? The American
authorities lying? Surely not
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No, no. We have to believe that despite their
every effort, the Omega Man has vanished,
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totally and impossibly, and
from right under their noses.
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And they're embarrassed to the core.
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No doubt you have an
explanation for where it went to?
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Hmm... Existing as we
do in three dimensions,
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it's hard enough for us to
imagine a fourth or fifth,
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but consider a sixth dimension,
transcending time and space,
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where corporal form can be
distilled into pure energy.
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In physical terms, such beings
would simply... disappear.
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We know this to be
possible from the messages.
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- Pardon me?
- Periodically, I am contacted
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by a spirit consciousness from the
Pleiades star group called Sagor.
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Through me, he communicates many
ideas about life on other worlds.
224
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Phillipa's what we call a channeller,
telepathically receptive to many sources,
225
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:08,764
something not widely understood or, I
regret, readily accepted by modern society.
226
00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:14,197
But... come the new
age of enlightenment...
227
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Extraterrestrial Biological Entity?
228
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,718
My lunch.
229
00:25:41,087 --> 00:25:45,603
Lucky they had the old video camera
running to capture the moment.
230
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,764
Wasn't it?
231
00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:00,682
How can it burn you like that?
232
00:26:01,807 --> 00:26:06,676
I mean, maybe if it got red-hot in
the desert, but... in a warehouse?
233
00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:17,236
Together with your material,
we've enough to make a splash.
234
00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:22,845
Once I've taken you through all the background,
perhaps you'd like to stay for dinner.
235
00:26:31,327 --> 00:26:35,445
Well, that was all very lovely.
Here, let me give you a hand.
236
00:26:41,527 --> 00:26:46,726
So, Jonathan Creek... You've
heard a great deal from me today.
237
00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:53,236
- What have you to say for yourself?
- I'm not sure you'd want to hear it.
238
00:26:57,607 --> 00:26:59,006
Try me.
239
00:27:02,527 --> 00:27:08,204
All right. Let's start with
the things we both know as fact.
240
00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:11,359
We know as fact the skeleton
went into that crate.
241
00:27:11,527 --> 00:27:16,647
The crate was padlocked and closely
watched till it arrived at the base.
242
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:21,801
We know it was fact that when it was
opened, the skeleton of the alien was gone.
243
00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:26,961
And we both know as fact that was no more
the skeleton of an alien than my arse.
244
00:27:32,247 --> 00:27:38,277
You see, it's hard for me not to feel
a grudging respect for what you do.
245
00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:42,406
We're in the same business.
We both trick the public.
246
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:45,127
The difference is I
don't pretend it's real.
247
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,158
You use it,
248
00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:52,400
feed on people's
fantasies, superstitions.
249
00:27:53,287 --> 00:27:57,838
You know what they want and you
give it to them. An alien skeleton...
250
00:27:58,007 --> 00:28:01,283
That's a good one. I
haven't seen that before.
251
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:06,157
Of course, if anyone besides you gets
to examine it, they'll see it's a fake.
252
00:28:06,327 --> 00:28:10,081
So what do you do? You make it vanish...
253
00:28:10,247 --> 00:28:16,482
into thin air, from an armoured
truck guarded by six US soldiers.
254
00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:21,845
It's perfect. The Omega
Man was not dead...
255
00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:26,085
but has achieved a
higher level of being,
256
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:29,319
a state of pure spirit.
257
00:28:30,687 --> 00:28:33,804
This'll be your Roswell.
258
00:28:34,527 --> 00:28:36,518
Meal ticket for life.
259
00:28:39,047 --> 00:28:44,075
And you don't even deceive yourself.
Really, you're a bigger cynic than I am.
260
00:28:47,687 --> 00:28:52,477
You underestimate, I think, man's essential
hunger for meaning in the universe.
261
00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:58,680
You also confuse meaning with proof
- that one can't exist without the other.
262
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:06,676
You think our belief in what lies beyond
this world is determined by evidence?
263
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:08,439
No.
264
00:29:09,607 --> 00:29:12,405
The truth isn't out there.
265
00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:15,001
The truth is in here.
266
00:29:17,207 --> 00:29:19,767
We create the truth, all of us,
267
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:24,796
because we can't live with
the fear of being alone.
268
00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:33,800
And little blokes with big
heads and three fingers?
269
00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:39,603
Let me get you another brandy.
270
00:29:45,807 --> 00:29:49,800
One can never predict where
or when, it just happens.
271
00:29:49,967 --> 00:29:53,482
It's a certain disconnection with
reality, and then it's like...
272
00:29:54,647 --> 00:29:57,798
someone whispering in a huge cave.
273
00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:00,401
That's when I feel him inside me.
274
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,558
- Shergar?
- Sagor.
275
00:30:02,727 --> 00:30:06,436
Although he's from the constellation
of Taurus, he speaks to me in English.
276
00:30:06,607 --> 00:30:09,405
Well, it's good to
have a second language.
277
00:30:09,567 --> 00:30:13,845
Afterwards, I transcribe our
conversations as accurately as I'm able
278
00:30:14,007 --> 00:30:15,998
for Professor Graumann to study.
279
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,727
They're terribly useful in his research.
280
00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:24,246
You've... got a lot of
time for the old professor?
281
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:29,959
I can think of no greater honour than
to work with him. He's utterly unique.
282
00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:36,965
So, the thrust of your
argument, if I have it right,
283
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:40,915
is that I'm nothing more
than a glorified conjurer.
284
00:30:41,087 --> 00:30:46,605
An argument that would have more weight if
you could show me how I performed this trick.
285
00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:50,123
Of course, that's where
you've got me. I can't.
286
00:30:51,127 --> 00:30:55,643
- Even if you'd had an accomplice on the truck...
- Come on. Give me more credit than that.
287
00:30:55,807 --> 00:30:58,446
Ah. You concede, then, it was a trick.
288
00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:04,120
You'll have to work
harder than that, Mr Creek.
289
00:31:07,687 --> 00:31:14,001
Still, the universe is a rather large place.
Let me try and narrow down your search.
290
00:31:15,567 --> 00:31:18,843
Consider the nine planets
in our solar system.
291
00:31:20,327 --> 00:31:22,966
Consider one of the nine...
292
00:31:24,807 --> 00:31:26,957
that's very cold.
293
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,801
It may help in your deliberations.
294
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:46,558
Hi. Can you help us trace a young
lady who buys camera film here?
295
00:31:47,687 --> 00:31:51,726
She'll be about 5'2",
130lb, short red hair.
296
00:32:03,687 --> 00:32:08,477
I'm sorry. I think I've got alien
overload now, what with her and her voices.
297
00:32:08,647 --> 00:32:12,959
She has got a real problem, poor woman.
298
00:32:13,127 --> 00:32:15,357
As for the rest of it...
299
00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:22,322
Oh, God! Just set the
alarm for Christmas.
300
00:32:25,047 --> 00:32:26,844
Hello?
301
00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:32,358
"Consider the nine planets and
one of the nine that's very cold. "
302
00:32:32,527 --> 00:32:37,555
He was telling me, for God's sake,
how he did it. What does it mean?
303
00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:40,002
Planet that's very cold?
304
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:45,241
What are the outer planets of the
solar system? Saturn, Uranus, Neptune...
305
00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:50,520
I have to walk about, get some air.
306
00:32:50,687 --> 00:32:53,599
Forgive me if I don't wait up.
307
00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:19,527
Well, good evening, Miss Magellan.
308
00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:26,920
You can't keep me here.
I'm a British citizen.
309
00:33:28,327 --> 00:33:33,560
This is a farce. You don't really think
it was an alien, so what does it matter...?
310
00:33:33,727 --> 00:33:37,083
It matters that we close the file.
311
00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:40,956
Till we do, a lot of suits
back home get very twitchy.
312
00:33:41,127 --> 00:33:44,358
I get twitchy. Everyone here is twitchy.
313
00:33:45,207 --> 00:33:47,596
Well, look, Professor Graumann...
314
00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:51,316
.. is on our list of
interviewees, have no worries.
315
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:55,002
But, hey, just for fun, we
thought we'd start with you.
316
00:35:00,647 --> 00:35:06,882
Jonathan, if you can hear me, will
you please pick up the phone... now?
317
00:35:07,047 --> 00:35:10,642
Only I'm in a slight
spot of bother today.
318
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:29,638
You know this woman?
319
00:35:32,887 --> 00:35:34,878
Well, I know of her.
320
00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:39,000
Who doesn't? If I could
just have a few minutes.
321
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:45,959
I demand you get your boss in here
now. I want to take the Fifth Amendment.
322
00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:49,958
What is the Fifth Amendment?
323
00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:54,686
All night they've had me in
here. Didn't get a wink of sleep.
324
00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:57,520
One of the nine planets...
325
00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:02,078
Of course, he could be talking
about Earth, but then why very cold?
326
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,642
Just trying to make me stew.
327
00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:08,686
The coldest of the planets,
of course, would be Pluto.
328
00:36:09,727 --> 00:36:11,524
Jonathan!
329
00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:16,562
- Sorry?
- I'm getting seriously worried here!
330
00:36:16,727 --> 00:36:20,640
You don't know what they'll
do to extract information.
331
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:24,207
What if they use a truth drug?
332
00:36:24,407 --> 00:36:30,437
- It wouldn't stand a chance.
- Thank you. You're really settling my nerves.
333
00:36:31,527 --> 00:36:36,157
There's an answer somewhere in this
riddle of his. If I could just...
334
00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:43,760
Oh, never in a million
years! He couldn't have.
335
00:36:45,487 --> 00:36:47,557
What? You've sussed it?
336
00:36:48,687 --> 00:36:50,200
How?
337
00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:55,600
One of the nine. Sometimes it pays
to be literal rather than lateral.
338
00:36:57,567 --> 00:37:01,321
Excuse me? I couldn't have
one last look at that shed?
339
00:37:22,487 --> 00:37:26,241
So, listen. You know what I think?
340
00:37:26,407 --> 00:37:33,199
I think you stole this thing, so you could
sell it for a very large sum of money.
341
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:38,157
- No, I've told you, I...
- I think you're just pretending to be stupid.
342
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:40,761
That's not true! I definitely...
343
00:37:41,487 --> 00:37:45,685
I mean... I am not pretending anything!
344
00:37:45,887 --> 00:37:49,402
I haven't done anything.
I don't know anything.
345
00:37:55,327 --> 00:37:57,602
Please can I go home?
346
00:37:57,767 --> 00:38:00,327
Come in.
347
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,645
- Captain Candy. Sorry about the delay.
- As are we all, Mr Creek.
348
00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:09,243
- If you're through wasting our time...
- I know where it is.
349
00:38:09,447 --> 00:38:13,486
So far, your assistance has
fallen some way short of...
350
00:38:14,207 --> 00:38:17,005
- Pardon me?
- The EBE.
351
00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,364
- It just depends how badly you want it back.
- What is this...?
352
00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:23,280
- Because it'll cost $100,000.
- What?
353
00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:26,402
The fee for my services.
354
00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:30,523
You said something about unlimited
resources at your disposal.
355
00:38:34,887 --> 00:38:38,926
First, we recover the property,
then we'll discuss terms.
356
00:38:59,407 --> 00:39:02,399
OK, Miss Magellan. Nice knowing you.
357
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,075
- Wh...? What? Sorry?
- Goodbye.
358
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:08,635
What, you...? You mean I'm free to...?
359
00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:12,595
Unless you want to
hang about here all day.
360
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:36,286
Morning. I'm sorry, was
the Professor expecting you?
361
00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:39,320
Oh, I don't imagine there's
much takes him by surprise.
362
00:39:39,487 --> 00:39:44,607
Come to commend him on his ingenuity.
A fine piece of technical trickery.
363
00:39:44,807 --> 00:39:49,164
- Trickery? What do you mean by that, exactly?
- Phillipa.
364
00:39:49,327 --> 00:39:53,639
My notes on the Filingdale sightings,
can we get a copy off to Michael?
365
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:56,446
Yes, of course. I'll e-mail it now.
366
00:39:56,607 --> 00:40:00,202
I'll tag along, if you don't mind.
367
00:40:00,727 --> 00:40:03,799
You have an air of triumph
about you this morning.
368
00:40:04,567 --> 00:40:08,242
My clue was a risk, though it
would have defeated most men.
369
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,841
But I was keen to test your powers.
370
00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:20,158
You've shared your findings, of
course, with our American friends.
371
00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:23,837
Or they'd have been on
our backs forever more.
372
00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:27,726
Of course, they're
basically philistines.
373
00:40:27,887 --> 00:40:30,879
The sheer elegance of
it went for nothing.
374
00:40:31,047 --> 00:40:35,359
It's been proved the alien
was a hoax, end of story.
375
00:40:35,527 --> 00:40:39,645
Shame, because from a design aspect,
it had some nice quirky features -
376
00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:44,483
the strange silvery colour,
the single unsegmented bone.
377
00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:52,284
Except they weren't just quirky features,
they were the cornerstone of the whole trick.
378
00:40:55,447 --> 00:41:00,316
A comment the Captain made, "Just looking
at it sent a chill down your spine. "
379
00:41:00,487 --> 00:41:05,038
The fact that it could burn human
flesh and still I couldn't see it...
380
00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:11,965
until you gave me that thought to chew upon
- one of the nine planets that's very cold.
381
00:41:12,127 --> 00:41:16,006
So, naturally, I think of the
ones furthest from the sun. Wrong.
382
00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,635
The words had another
more direct meaning.
383
00:41:20,087 --> 00:41:25,161
One of the nine was
just that... number one.
384
00:41:27,407 --> 00:41:31,366
The first planet, counting
outwards from the sun, is Mercury,
385
00:41:31,527 --> 00:41:35,076
which, of course, makes it the hottest
- Mercury the planet.
386
00:41:35,247 --> 00:41:38,000
But mercury the
element - quicksilver -
387
00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:42,240
if I remember my chemistry, has
one or two very odd properties.
388
00:41:42,407 --> 00:41:46,400
It's the only metal to remain
liquid at room temperature.
389
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:50,958
To get solid mercury, you have to take
it all the way down to... I don't know.
390
00:41:51,127 --> 00:41:54,722
- Minus 38.87 Celsius.
- Which is exactly what you did.
391
00:42:01,207 --> 00:42:06,440
Of course, one has specialist back-up
to put these ideas into operation.
392
00:42:08,407 --> 00:42:11,604
Much the same as yourself, I imagine.
393
00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:26,240
To your average punter, a figure made out of
frozen mercury is like nothing on this earth.
394
00:42:26,407 --> 00:42:33,006
Better yet, leave it out of the fridge for more
than a short while, it can do something magical.
395
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:36,443
It can disappear like
an ice cube in the sun.
396
00:42:39,407 --> 00:42:43,844
You knew those troops would show up.
It was probably you who tipped them off.
397
00:42:44,567 --> 00:42:50,676
Of course, the case was chilled. Anyone near
it would feel a shiver when the top comes off.
398
00:42:52,207 --> 00:42:56,883
And at that temperature, anyone who
touches it is gonna get a nasty burn.
399
00:42:57,367 --> 00:43:00,564
But then it's disconnected,
locked in a crate.
400
00:43:01,567 --> 00:43:07,039
By the time they get it back to base,
after a long ride inside a hot trunk,
401
00:43:07,207 --> 00:43:11,598
the whole thing's safely melted
down inside the base of that crater.
402
00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:40,280
To all intents and
purposes, it's vanished.
403
00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:43,606
The only evidence it
ever existed, a few photos
404
00:43:43,767 --> 00:43:48,522
and that video footage you mocked
up using a duplicate skeleton.
405
00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:54,956
More than enough, I imagine, to pack them
in on your lecture tours around the world.
406
00:43:55,127 --> 00:43:57,118
Have I left anything out?
407
00:43:58,807 --> 00:44:01,605
In many ways, the most
important thing of all.
408
00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:09,362
So, how long have you worked
for him now, Professor Graumann?
409
00:44:09,527 --> 00:44:12,963
To tell the truth, I've
lost track of the years,
410
00:44:13,127 --> 00:44:17,359
just as I've tried to blot out
everything that went before.
411
00:44:17,527 --> 00:44:22,396
Quite simply, he saved me
- from the world and everyone in it.
412
00:44:23,287 --> 00:44:28,202
When you have a special gift as
I do, people are inclined to...
413
00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:32,724
Well, you can imagine the
hurtful things they come out with.
414
00:44:32,927 --> 00:44:35,487
To find someone who was different,
415
00:44:35,647 --> 00:44:40,960
who understood, was more than
I had a right to hope for.
416
00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:43,840
He and I, of course, we aren't...
417
00:44:45,807 --> 00:44:47,559
No.
418
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:52,926
I just know that if anyone ever
said or did anything to destroy him,
419
00:44:53,087 --> 00:44:55,760
it would be the end of us both.
420
00:44:59,487 --> 00:45:04,163
The greatest pain sometimes comes
from our own self-knowledge...
421
00:45:08,087 --> 00:45:13,081
.. what we are in the eyes of
others, what we know ourselves to be.
422
00:45:15,327 --> 00:45:17,921
There are many falsehoods
upon which we build our lives,
423
00:45:18,127 --> 00:45:20,960
not all of them to be condemned.
424
00:45:22,247 --> 00:45:26,843
Expose me, my work, as you like, but...
425
00:45:27,007 --> 00:45:32,525
as I said to you before,
belief is indomitable.
426
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:38,842
You'll never stop men reaching for
the stars in search of their destiny.
427
00:45:39,047 --> 00:45:43,757
We were born to explore the
heavens, to seek, to probe,
428
00:45:43,927 --> 00:45:46,885
until one day... What?
429
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:50,517
We have a telescope
powerful enough to see God.
430
00:45:52,047 --> 00:45:56,962
The only limits of human endeavour
are the limits of our own imagination.
431
00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:01,798
- Yeah, well...
- So, we'll leave you to it.
432
00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:05,164
Time's getting on, and, um...
433
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,716
Well, good luck with it all.
434
00:46:30,887 --> 00:46:33,845
- Something up?
- No.
435
00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:37,797
What is it?
436
00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:39,764
Nothing.
437
00:46:49,727 --> 00:46:51,877
- Better make a move, then, I suppose.
- OK.
438
00:46:54,287 --> 00:46:56,960
And I'll see you around.
439
00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:10,763
So, they coughed it up, then, did they?
440
00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,765
- Sorry?
- The fee for your services.
441
00:47:14,927 --> 00:47:17,282
$100,000.
442
00:47:17,447 --> 00:47:21,645
Oh. They did, actually.
Thought I was chancing my arm,
443
00:47:21,807 --> 00:47:25,686
but US Government, a drop in the
ocean as far as they're concerned...
444
00:47:27,607 --> 00:47:30,121
- What?
- Don't know.
445
00:47:30,287 --> 00:47:33,802
Just came a bit out of
left field, that one.
446
00:47:33,967 --> 00:47:38,006
- Just shows how little I really know you.
- Yeah, well, in point of...
447
00:47:38,207 --> 00:47:43,076
Still, set you up nicely to
impress all those teenage girlies.
448
00:47:43,247 --> 00:47:46,717
You can take them for
a ride in your Porsche.
449
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- Yes, I don't quite see myself...
- Bye, then.
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You bastard.
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You utter, complete bastard.
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