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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,286 --> 00:00:34,881 The gangland savages who redefined the word "evil. " 2 00:00:35,046 --> 00:00:39,915 Tonight, underworld associates promise reprisals will be swift and bloody. 3 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:44,477 The man who condemned them, Judge Forrest Sweetland, is under armed guard, 4 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:48,605 as Chinese assassins declare he'll be dead by morning. 5 00:00:50,646 --> 00:00:53,922 Good evening. A massive security operation has been launched 6 00:00:54,086 --> 00:00:59,080 at the home of the High Court judge in the so-called Bamboo Mafia trial... 7 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:11,842 OK. They helpfully sent one set of these, so you'll have to pass them round. 8 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:16,397 This character might be used on a major hit, known as the Invisible Man, 9 00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:20,115 which I don't take to mean he'll have bandages round his face. 10 00:01:20,286 --> 00:01:24,484 If you see this one, take special care. He's a martial-art type. 11 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:27,956 He'll snap your spine as soon as look at you. 12 00:01:28,126 --> 00:01:32,358 However, if this merchant turns up, it's a whole different ball game. 13 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,996 He's a suicide bomber. One tap, it could be goodnight, Vienna. 14 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:38,515 - Chief Inspector? - Yes, sir. 15 00:01:38,726 --> 00:01:42,958 We hope to have an early night. I have to be up at six tomorrow. 16 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:47,045 No problem. The lads'll do one final sweep of your room, 17 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,276 then we won't disturb you again. 18 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:51,242 I'm sorry, Ken. I can do you "what" and "where", 19 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:55,115 but "how" is going to take a bigger brain than mine. 20 00:03:55,286 --> 00:03:57,959 It went through the centre of the heart. 21 00:03:58,126 --> 00:04:00,640 The wound's barely a millimetre in diameter, 22 00:04:00,806 --> 00:04:04,037 as if he'd been stabbed by - I don't know - 23 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:06,242 a rapier or something. 24 00:04:06,406 --> 00:04:11,480 - How about "when"? - Well, if they heard it at six o'clock, 25 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:14,479 any earlier, you wouldn't have seen this carpet for blood. 26 00:04:17,686 --> 00:04:21,918 Barred windows, solid walls, nothing that comes close to a murder weapon. 27 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:25,317 What the hell are we looking at here? 28 00:04:26,806 --> 00:04:28,603 Hello? 29 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:40,005 Who's been cutting their nails? 30 00:04:40,846 --> 00:04:43,235 If they have, they were very blunt scissors. 31 00:04:44,286 --> 00:04:48,074 This looks as if it's been ripped off someone's finger. 32 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:53,003 You would not believe how boring life is at the moment. 33 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:56,562 I've had bugger all of any interest for five weeks. 34 00:04:56,726 --> 00:05:00,275 Hardly the in-tray of a thriving crime writer. 35 00:05:00,446 --> 00:05:03,597 - Who's Jason Tippet? - God knows. 36 00:05:03,766 --> 00:05:07,998 I got as far as he's an estate agent and fell into a narcoleptic trance. 37 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:11,875 "I wonder if you'd be interested in collaborating with me 38 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,924 "on a rather fascinating history I'm compiling 39 00:05:15,086 --> 00:05:18,078 "of a London hostelry called the Mother Redcap. 40 00:05:18,246 --> 00:05:21,124 "If convenient, I'd like to ring you Monday evening... " 41 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:23,561 Oh! I'd better put this answerphone on quick... 42 00:05:25,966 --> 00:05:29,322 - 3810546. - I'm dead. I've been cremated. 43 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:32,996 Yep. She's standing right next to me, Mr Tippet. 44 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,878 Hang on while I pass you over. 45 00:05:42,086 --> 00:05:46,125 Hello, Mr Tippet. Yes, I did. I was just... 46 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,798 Well, that's all right. 47 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:56,164 Don't be silly. Why would I think that? 48 00:05:56,686 --> 00:06:01,680 Well, it pays to be careful. There are some odd people about. 49 00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:06,078 Forgive my scrappy letter. I'm not a writer, as you'll have gathered. 50 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:09,761 That's why I'd love you to help me out on this project. 51 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:14,801 It's actually the most macabre mystery that goes back almost 50 years. 52 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:18,925 And for my money, you're the one person who can do it justice. 53 00:06:19,086 --> 00:06:20,485 You reckon? 54 00:06:21,766 --> 00:06:25,281 No, nothing that can't wait. What a nice idea. 55 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,716 So, where are you thinking of going? 56 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,877 Mmm... Great. 57 00:06:31,046 --> 00:06:34,004 OK. See you there, then. 58 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,316 Bye. 59 00:06:37,486 --> 00:06:39,716 - You're not serious? - What's your problem? 60 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:43,276 Can't stand the competition? I need to run a bath. 61 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:47,359 Competition? You don't know him. He could be some weirdo. 62 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:55,436 - Jonathan Creek? - Yeah. 63 00:06:59,926 --> 00:07:02,804 Fortunately, Jonathan, not everyone is a weirdo. 64 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:08,126 We don't all live in windmills, thinking up ways to saw women in ha... 65 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:13,197 Toodle-oo. 66 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,555 I'm assuming you know nothing of what happened 67 00:07:19,726 --> 00:07:22,035 at the Mother Redcap in the 1940s. 68 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:31,996 I don't know where you place it - unsolved murders or weird ghost stories. 69 00:07:32,926 --> 00:07:35,315 Amazingly, no one's written a book about it, 70 00:07:35,526 --> 00:07:38,723 which I rather hope we could put to rights. 71 00:07:38,886 --> 00:07:43,516 - Now, I know what you're thinking... - I suppose a fork's out the question? 72 00:07:45,646 --> 00:07:48,683 - I beg your pardon? - Sorry? 73 00:07:50,246 --> 00:07:52,965 Excuse me. Could you get me something with prongs? 74 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:58,759 Obviously, the copyright, royalties, everything would be yours. 75 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:02,714 The research I could help with. I've already done quite a bit. 76 00:08:02,886 --> 00:08:08,244 As I said, the whole thing's so macabre. I don't know where you start. 77 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,601 The beginning. Thanks. 78 00:08:13,486 --> 00:08:17,195 Ever since the man who owned and ran this place died - 79 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:21,484 it was 1969, a man named William Ambergast - 80 00:08:21,646 --> 00:08:25,639 the old Mother Redcap pub in Edmonton has been property market poison. 81 00:08:26,846 --> 00:08:31,397 Whether it's superstition or what, I don't know. 82 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,877 Would you buy a 100-year-old building 83 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:39,676 where seven men were quite literally terrified to death? 84 00:08:48,566 --> 00:08:50,557 The way it's told, 85 00:08:50,726 --> 00:08:55,516 the first one, Mr Clifford Jennings, managing director of a big clothing firm, 86 00:08:55,686 --> 00:09:01,283 was staying overnight with a lady friend in a special room kept for visitors. 87 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:07,645 Round about midnight, he was preparing for bed. 88 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,322 The death certificate said it was his heart. 89 00:09:39,966 --> 00:09:43,720 The truth was, no one knew what had killed him. 90 00:09:44,526 --> 00:09:48,917 The girl was convinced he'd seen something outside. 91 00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:55,438 "Something so utterly horrible, it set off the fatal seizure. " 92 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,199 Between 1947 and '51, there were five other cases, 93 00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:06,359 deaths which have never been explained from that day to this - 94 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:12,118 all in the same room, all after they'd looked out of the window in the night. 95 00:10:12,286 --> 00:10:15,358 Not a mark or scratch on any of the bodies, 96 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:19,322 no evidence they'd been poisoned or suffocated. 97 00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:24,239 Four of them were found on the floor the next morning. 98 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:28,035 Three were actually seen at the moment of death, 99 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:32,563 collapsing in what appeared to be a fit of mortal terror. 100 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,360 So, what are you saying? 101 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:43,119 Something appeared outside a window that frightened seven grown men to death? 102 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:48,635 Why am I getting this image of George Formby on a ladder? 103 00:10:55,886 --> 00:11:00,198 Er, is there any chance you could tell me what this is all about? 104 00:11:00,366 --> 00:11:01,958 Oh, sorry! 105 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,238 Ken Speed, Chief Inspector. How do you do? 106 00:11:07,406 --> 00:11:10,762 I'm sorry about the Neanderthal tactics of my two constables. 107 00:11:10,926 --> 00:11:13,440 They thought they were bringing a suspect in. 108 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:18,316 So I gather. I confessed to two armed robberies on the way. 109 00:11:18,526 --> 00:11:22,041 I was having a beer the other week with DCI Janet Masterson. 110 00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:25,437 That locked-room business with the house of monkeys? 111 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:31,317 Work of genius. I thought, "If he can help on this Sweetland thing, get him. " 112 00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:35,398 - Judge Sweetland? - That's right. 113 00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:38,478 About six o'clock this morning, he was found stabbed... 114 00:11:38,646 --> 00:11:43,037 Oh, God. Is that a lump coming up under there now? 115 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:47,357 - Tell me, does that feel swollen to you? - Yeah... 116 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,239 Oh, right. Thank you, sweetheart. 117 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:55,638 WPC Radnor, this is Mr Creek, the chap I mentioned. 118 00:11:55,806 --> 00:11:59,594 Pull up a chair, and we'll take you through the grisly details. 119 00:12:02,246 --> 00:12:05,044 You're kidding? It's been like this since the '50s. 120 00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:11,916 Last year, it went for a song at auction. Didn't even reach the reserve price. 121 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:15,396 Ah... Lock's been forced again. 122 00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:21,040 I'm afraid it's a bit of a haven for vagrants. 123 00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:26,636 - Be careful. - Yes. 124 00:12:34,606 --> 00:12:36,756 This is the room. 125 00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:41,995 Where seven men died of fright, 126 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,124 looking out of this very window. 127 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:54,277 Just kidding. 128 00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:01,605 I suppose it's all been redeveloped since then, 129 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,965 just to make our lives even more diff.. 130 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:09,643 Jason? 131 00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:15,478 Jason? 132 00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:18,277 Over here. 133 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,278 - What's the problem? - Thing keeps cutting out. 134 00:13:26,446 --> 00:13:28,437 A connection that needs re-soldering. 135 00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:42,442 Now we come to the riddle of the torn-off nail found by the body. 136 00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:44,801 Have you got the blow-ups, Fay? 137 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:50,959 The question here being why would a self-respecting Chinese assassin 138 00:13:51,846 --> 00:13:55,156 let his fingernails grow nearly half an inch long? 139 00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:58,039 - How are you feeling now? - Yes... 140 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,322 better, now my heart's back in my ribcage. 141 00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:06,083 I suppose they're right. She was just some old bag lady with a lungful of tar, 142 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,441 but talk about turning up on cue. 143 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:13,316 Be worth keeping tabs on, in case it has a place in our story. 144 00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:17,479 Listen, I feel, all of a sudden... 145 00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:21,358 er, there's something about me you ought to know. 146 00:14:21,566 --> 00:14:24,763 What? You've got a month to live? Just my sodding luck. 147 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:32,159 It's more in the way of... I suppose you'd say an alternative lifestyle. 148 00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:36,359 Myself and a few friends I share a house with... 149 00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:41,082 - Oh, bit of a hippy on the quiet? - No, nothing like that. It's just... 150 00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:48,521 If you have a problem with a man who practises nudism, 151 00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:52,562 now would be the time to say. 152 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,677 Well, I think it's wonderful. 153 00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:02,604 - Seriously? - Mmm. 154 00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,564 It's been a fascinating evening, one way and another, 155 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:08,280 and we must get together and talk more. 156 00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:12,559 Only I've just seen someone I know, so why don't you get off, 157 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:15,519 and I'll give you a buzz tomorrow? 158 00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:25,237 Goodnight. 159 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,323 Bye, Madeline. 160 00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:44,715 Yes, can I help you at all? 161 00:15:44,926 --> 00:15:47,281 The bloke in there. What's he here for? 162 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,244 Look, press have to go through the proper channels. 163 00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,796 I'm Madeline Creek and I'm that man's wife. 164 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:56,042 What's this all about? 165 00:15:56,806 --> 00:16:01,084 So, if I come up with a solution that leads to the killer's arrest, 166 00:16:01,246 --> 00:16:05,205 by next week, I'm highest new entry on the tong's UK death list. 167 00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,357 Not much of an incentive. 168 00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:13,078 A couple of hours tomorrow is all I ask. I'll pick you up about ten o'clock. 169 00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:24,596 - What are you doing here? - I was worried sick about you. 170 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,645 Come on. We'll grab a coffee. You can tell me all about it. 171 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,683 Of course, technically, I'm retired. That's a joke! 172 00:16:38,846 --> 00:16:41,155 After the third bypass, they told me, 173 00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:44,523 "Watch the stress levels or you could go at any moment. " 174 00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:46,677 Of course, they're so short-staffed... 175 00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:48,717 You brainless little turd! 176 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:53,206 I'll nick your Brylcreemed arse! 177 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:56,324 Cor! Did you see that? Didn't even look. 178 00:16:57,086 --> 00:17:02,160 - On another planet, some people. - Still, we're in good time. No hurry. 179 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:06,279 Then you've got my daughter. Says she's gay. What's that all about? 180 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:10,359 Expecting her first baby in a month, courtesy of the local sperm bank. 181 00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:13,802 What'll go on the birth certificate, "Father: some wanker"? 182 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:18,164 - God knows what the world's coming to. - Yes... Well... 183 00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:20,521 In a minute, we can ask him. 184 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:24,724 Personally, I don't know what's left to look for. 185 00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:27,764 We turned the place inside out before and after. 186 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:31,077 We've had body heat detectors, ultrasonics, the lot. 187 00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:34,443 And two of your officers were outside that door all night? 188 00:17:34,606 --> 00:17:36,597 From about 10.30 to 6am precisely. 189 00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:40,042 They heard a disturbance, came in to find the body. 190 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:44,165 Which I think you said is what woke you up at the same time. 191 00:17:44,326 --> 00:17:47,636 Normally, I'm a very heavy sleeper, but I... 192 00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:50,798 The first thing I remember with any accuracy, 193 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:54,845 the door's been flung open, the police were in here... 194 00:17:56,326 --> 00:18:00,638 and when I saw the blood... on her hand... 195 00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:05,962 Um... Sorry, just to fix it, 196 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:11,042 he'd half-fallen out of bed about here... 197 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:17,437 with a load of stuff from his table on the floor. 198 00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:21,235 If I remember from the photo, his clock, a glass of water, 199 00:18:21,406 --> 00:18:23,397 some papers and a table lamp. 200 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:27,878 His clock, there's another weird thing. The fact that when I... 201 00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:30,964 except that I obviously was dreaming. 202 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:35,642 - Dreaming, Mrs Sweetland? - It's all the worry of that night. 203 00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:39,435 It took me a while to drop off, and I kept waking. 204 00:18:39,646 --> 00:18:43,798 The first time, I remember clearly. I happened to open my eyes, 205 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:48,437 and the clock there by his bedside said 5.10. 206 00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:53,077 I nodded off. I must have woken up later, and this time - 207 00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:57,125 you'll think I'm mad - it said 4.06. 208 00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:05,840 At the time, I'd swear it was real, but how could it have been? 209 00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:08,924 Oh, why are we all standing around pretending? 210 00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:12,123 There are only two explanations for my husband's death - 211 00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:15,881 either somehow he did it to himself or I'm lying... 212 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:19,560 because I was the only person in the room. 213 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,275 I'm the only one who could possibly have killed him. 214 00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:27,439 If we take the evidence at face value, 215 00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:30,916 and fall into exactly the trap we're meant to fall into. 216 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:36,121 We believe he was stabbed at six o'clock because it's when they heard the scuffle, 217 00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:40,757 and because he'd barely started bleeding despite a wound through his heart. 218 00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:44,003 Even if he was killed earlier, the question remains, 219 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,078 how did the assassin get in and out again? 220 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:53,043 Sorry? Er, no, I think you're missing the point. 221 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,959 That question remains, but it's largely irrelevant. 222 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:58,720 Implying what? 223 00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:00,797 Implying... 224 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:06,323 there's a third explanation for what happened in this room 225 00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:11,676 that's so ingenious, we're not within a mile of seeing it yet. 226 00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:32,684 Morning. Someone said you did the PM on that old lady last night. 227 00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:36,959 - Could you say what she died of? - No. That information's confidential. 228 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,726 Of course it is. Shame. 229 00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:42,958 I suppose I'll just put these photographs in the post, then. 230 00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:45,356 Sorry about that. Bye. 231 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:49,005 Just a minute. What photographs? 232 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:54,200 Photographs, Mrs Climpson, that might be of considerable interest to your husband. 233 00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:08,275 - So, he's not really a Chelsea fan, then? - Get out. 234 00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:35,522 Holy moley! 235 00:21:35,726 --> 00:21:38,194 You're kidding? When did you find that out? 236 00:21:38,406 --> 00:21:44,163 My God! And we thought this case was already complicated! 237 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:23,879 What's that theory? That everything that happens in the world 238 00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:26,879 is somehow connected to everything else? 239 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:32,166 I read an article once, that if a man breaks wind in Hounslow 240 00:22:32,326 --> 00:22:35,557 it can affect a hurricane in Java. 241 00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:41,005 In fact, I think I know the man they mean. Travels on the Circle Line. 242 00:22:43,206 --> 00:22:46,004 Did you tell that WPC you were my wife? 243 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:48,356 Certainly not. 244 00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:52,241 Certainly NOT. 245 00:22:53,646 --> 00:22:56,240 So, come on. How does all this fit together? 246 00:22:56,406 --> 00:22:58,601 Corpses with ripped-off fingernails... 247 00:22:58,766 --> 00:23:02,918 I'm going to have to put a poultice on my brain. 248 00:23:08,606 --> 00:23:12,076 You should never tumble-dry a cotton and linen mix. 249 00:23:15,086 --> 00:23:17,964 She wasn't a bag lady at all. 250 00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:22,677 She was Sweetland's cleaning woman, or someone with access to the house, 251 00:23:22,846 --> 00:23:26,282 who the gangsters paid to do the deed for them. 252 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,801 And afterwards, to shut her up, 253 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:33,323 they kill her and dump the body, suitably disguised, in this old pub, 254 00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:37,320 where no one'll find her till she's rotted beyond recognition. 255 00:23:39,806 --> 00:23:41,603 Pardon? 256 00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:44,478 Sorry? 257 00:23:44,646 --> 00:23:49,037 Is that all I get, contemptuous silence? Give me your mobile. 258 00:23:50,406 --> 00:23:53,796 And she got in and out of the room how? Astral projection? 259 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:58,118 Oh, she was in one of the drawers. I don't know. That's your department. 260 00:23:58,286 --> 00:24:02,165 If she was murdered, why does it say she died of emphysema? 261 00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:06,717 And how could she have killed Sweetland when she'd been dead for a week. 262 00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:11,880 - And why pick a 70-year-old asthmatic...? - All right! You've made your point. 263 00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:22,285 This Mother Redcap thing, how does it go? 264 00:24:22,446 --> 00:24:24,721 Seven men all died of fright? 265 00:24:24,886 --> 00:24:27,081 While looking out the window. 266 00:24:27,246 --> 00:24:30,079 Hi, Jason. It's Maddy. I got your message. 267 00:24:30,246 --> 00:24:33,283 I'd love to come round for coffee. That'd be great. 268 00:24:33,446 --> 00:24:35,755 I'm sorry we keep missing each other. 269 00:24:35,926 --> 00:24:40,442 There have been some amazing developments. I'll fill you in tomorrow. Bye. 270 00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:49,404 Look, it all happened 50 years ago, and it's probably apocryphal anyway. 271 00:24:49,606 --> 00:24:52,439 One's fact, one's folklore. I don't see the relevance. 272 00:24:52,606 --> 00:24:54,722 You don't, but the killer did. 273 00:24:55,526 --> 00:24:57,756 You're losing me, Jonathan. 274 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:04,723 50 years ago, Mother Redcap - seven baffling deaths in a bedroom. 275 00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:08,037 This week, Judge Sweetland - baffling death in a bedroom. 276 00:25:08,246 --> 00:25:10,237 What are you saying? 277 00:25:12,406 --> 00:25:18,720 That the people there were all murdered using some clever method 278 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,764 that's now also been used to kill Sweetland? 279 00:25:21,926 --> 00:25:26,681 Except their deaths couldn't be explained. Your guy was stabbed through the heart. 280 00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:32,199 A single, clean puncture, unaccompanied by any peripheral tearing or damage... 281 00:25:33,726 --> 00:25:35,842 which suggests there was no resistance. 282 00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:41,565 Yet he brushed all that stuff off his table onto the floor. 283 00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:46,715 No resistance? Which means he must have been stabbed while he was asleep. 284 00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:51,317 Hmm... I've got a horrible feeling it doesn't mean that at all. 285 00:25:51,486 --> 00:25:56,082 I just wish I could get a fix on that clock she said had gone backwards. 286 00:25:56,246 --> 00:26:00,159 - What are you on about? - When do you see your estate agent chum? 287 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:04,365 - Tomorrow at 11. Why? - Get him to fill out the whole story, 288 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:09,042 as much as he knows, about the guy who ran the pub, the victims, 289 00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:12,516 the exact details of how each one died. 290 00:26:16,206 --> 00:26:18,197 Somewhere in this place... 291 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,675 everything's telling me... 292 00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:25,164 lies the truth behind Sweetland's murder. 293 00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:30,682 And it's got sod all to do with a fingernail. 294 00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:53,042 Hi. Welcome to our weird and wonderful world. 295 00:26:53,206 --> 00:26:57,643 I've told everyone all about you, but they're dying to see you in the flesh. 296 00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:09,800 This is really, really nice. 297 00:27:10,686 --> 00:27:12,677 God, aren't you lucky? 298 00:27:14,806 --> 00:27:19,834 So long as... I suppose there's a danger you could just chuck yourself off? 299 00:27:20,046 --> 00:27:23,038 People call you a recluse because they love labels. 300 00:27:24,486 --> 00:27:27,125 I go into a pub or a restaurant, 301 00:27:27,286 --> 00:27:31,882 and they're all pointing, going, "There's that bloody recluse again. " 302 00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:35,755 It's deeply disturbing. 303 00:27:37,806 --> 00:27:40,161 What are they like? I don't know. 304 00:27:40,846 --> 00:27:42,837 This looks smashing. 305 00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:53,878 So, tell me, what made you become a copper? 306 00:27:54,086 --> 00:27:56,395 Both my brothers were already in the force. 307 00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:58,682 They more or less twisted my arm. 308 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:03,238 Sound a right pair of bastards. 309 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,644 They were both killed by an axe murderer. 310 00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:13,803 There's some Parmesan there if you want it. 311 00:28:17,926 --> 00:28:19,723 Mmm! 312 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,766 I was just saying to Gareth and Pauline, 313 00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:35,445 when we first spoke - I don't know if you sensed it, 314 00:28:35,606 --> 00:28:40,236 and it may be too strong a word - but a certain simpatica. 315 00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:45,154 Most people can be terribly judgemental 316 00:28:45,366 --> 00:28:48,005 about a lifestyle they simply don't understand. 317 00:28:50,726 --> 00:28:51,841 Yes. 318 00:28:55,526 --> 00:29:00,361 You're being held on suspicion of murder, so you'd be well-advised... 319 00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:05,004 Oh, can we take that as a confession? 320 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:10,115 Yes, just make yourself at home in there for a day or two and bear with us. 321 00:29:10,286 --> 00:29:12,402 That'd be smashing. 322 00:29:12,846 --> 00:29:17,601 Oh, and no miraculously disappearing through the walls this time, please. 323 00:29:17,766 --> 00:29:19,882 Our job's hard enough as it is. 324 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,879 I mean, but that is a serious turn-off, 325 00:29:24,046 --> 00:29:26,606 if you can't keep your tongue in your mouth. 326 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,757 Right out it came each time, 327 00:29:28,926 --> 00:29:32,714 in this revolting scooping action, like a giant iguana. 328 00:29:32,886 --> 00:29:37,118 Listen, you're lucky you only had a tongue to look at. 329 00:29:37,286 --> 00:29:40,915 Let's put it down as nil-nil, shall we, and move on? 330 00:29:41,086 --> 00:29:45,159 I have got everything you ever wanted to know about the Mother Redcap, 331 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,521 plus, the power should be on. 332 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:51,395 We can see what we're looking for... What ARE we looking for? 333 00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:09,075 Victim number five, Mr Gordon James Chapman, age 53. 334 00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:13,004 A merchant banker. Same as three and four - 335 00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:15,726 dead on the floor the next morning. 336 00:30:15,886 --> 00:30:19,117 No evidence of any human intervention. 337 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:22,403 Found him lying there with a towel around his waist, 338 00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:26,081 as if he'd had a bath, gone over to the window 339 00:30:26,246 --> 00:30:29,318 and just died of shock or... Am I talking to myself? 340 00:30:30,606 --> 00:30:33,996 Plenty of woodworm and a fair old bit of fungus. 341 00:30:35,766 --> 00:30:37,757 What the hell is it? 342 00:30:40,446 --> 00:30:42,437 Yeah, sorry. Number six. 343 00:30:43,486 --> 00:30:48,401 Number six. Oh, yeah. Got a picture of this one. 344 00:30:50,886 --> 00:30:55,562 Sir Michael Pritchett QC. That was his last entry in the family album. 345 00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:57,921 You'd think word would have got round, 346 00:30:58,126 --> 00:31:03,280 or you'd think the publican, Mr Ambergast, would put a sign up - 347 00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:06,722 "Caution. Do not gaze out... " What? 348 00:31:08,246 --> 00:31:11,397 - What have you spotted? - Shoes. 349 00:31:12,126 --> 00:31:14,276 Over by the chest of drawers. 350 00:31:16,446 --> 00:31:20,644 - So? - The last one had just come out the bath, 351 00:31:20,806 --> 00:31:22,956 and they were all going to bed, 352 00:31:23,126 --> 00:31:27,165 so it's a fair bet that when they died, each would have... 353 00:31:27,326 --> 00:31:29,044 Yes... 354 00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:31,561 Clever. It wouldn't work every time, but... 355 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:35,645 Hang on. Who are we talking about? Ambergast? 356 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:39,037 You think he lured people up here to bump them off? 357 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:43,438 And no one tumbled it, because nothing suggested a crime had been committed. 358 00:31:43,606 --> 00:31:45,961 They swallowed that tosh about dying of fright. 359 00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:51,564 Three of them were actually seen convulsing with horror as they looked out. 360 00:31:51,766 --> 00:31:54,234 Doesn't that point you in a definite direction? 361 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:58,277 Especially when you look at all the things it couldn't have been. 362 00:31:58,446 --> 00:32:02,485 - What did Holmes said to Watson? - "Get your kit off and give us a kiss"? 363 00:32:02,686 --> 00:32:07,043 Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possibility. 364 00:32:07,206 --> 00:32:08,639 Which is? 365 00:32:08,806 --> 00:32:14,005 Why is there no woodworm in this skirting board when the floor is riddled with it? 366 00:32:14,206 --> 00:32:16,003 Pass. 367 00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:19,126 Stay right where you are. 368 00:32:19,286 --> 00:32:24,201 - What are you looking for now? - Don't know till I've found it. 369 00:32:25,646 --> 00:32:28,604 I still can't get over that other, you know? 370 00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:34,159 If you were looking for the quickest way to destroy any sense of mystique, 371 00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:40,242 opening the door stark bollock naked would do it every time. 372 00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:44,797 - Got you. - What if there was a wasp or something? 373 00:32:44,966 --> 00:32:47,878 Mistaken it for a sprig of buddleia? 374 00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:53,325 I can tell you, you wouldn't catch me dabbing on his Savlon. 375 00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:56,125 Ooh, put me right off. 376 00:32:56,286 --> 00:32:59,483 The things people get up to in pr... 377 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:08,245 Jonathan? 378 00:33:21,886 --> 00:33:24,878 What are we doing in this sodding place?! 379 00:33:25,846 --> 00:33:29,043 I think I'm ready to go home now, Jonathan. 380 00:33:29,206 --> 00:33:32,164 Solution or no solution. 381 00:33:32,326 --> 00:33:35,124 I'm afraid I draw the line at bubonic plague. 382 00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:40,317 Don't go near the window! 383 00:33:44,806 --> 00:33:46,842 I'm sorry. 384 00:33:47,446 --> 00:33:49,437 Oh, God! 385 00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:52,476 I could have killed you. 386 00:34:13,526 --> 00:34:15,915 What the hell happened there? 387 00:34:16,486 --> 00:34:19,478 The same thing as happened to those seven guys... 388 00:34:19,686 --> 00:34:22,200 and nearly happened to you. 389 00:34:22,926 --> 00:34:24,917 It's been electrocuted. 390 00:34:28,126 --> 00:34:30,560 That's not woodworm in those boards... 391 00:34:32,246 --> 00:34:36,239 They're the holes for a set of tiny metal pins, 392 00:34:36,406 --> 00:34:39,045 just very slightly proud of the surface. 393 00:34:39,206 --> 00:34:41,197 Can you see? 394 00:34:44,006 --> 00:34:46,679 Step on those in your bare feet... 395 00:34:48,726 --> 00:34:50,717 You're kidding? 396 00:34:51,446 --> 00:34:55,803 For a 50-year-old booby trap, it still works surprisingly well. 397 00:34:56,926 --> 00:34:59,156 Come on. 398 00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:11,918 You've got a lever here, evidently, which raises and lowers the pins... 399 00:35:13,126 --> 00:35:16,721 and a switch here, on and off. 400 00:35:20,526 --> 00:35:22,801 And that's how he did it? 401 00:35:37,726 --> 00:35:41,321 Well, beats Sweeney Todd into a cocked hat. 402 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:51,245 But... how do we put this together with the murder of Judge Sweetland? 403 00:36:52,526 --> 00:36:54,118 No. 404 00:37:13,326 --> 00:37:15,317 That's the one. 405 00:37:15,486 --> 00:37:21,561 He followed me home last week, and made himself scarce when he saw the police. 406 00:37:21,726 --> 00:37:23,842 OK. 407 00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:28,482 That's very useful, Mrs Sweetland. 408 00:37:29,766 --> 00:37:34,123 Have you got a moment? I think Mr Creek has something to tell us. 409 00:37:34,966 --> 00:37:40,836 Sorry to rake this all over yet again, but last night, about 2am, 410 00:37:41,006 --> 00:37:44,442 a load of stuff suddenly came into focus, 411 00:37:44,606 --> 00:37:49,282 and I finally got a sense of the whole thing in context. 412 00:37:51,326 --> 00:37:53,396 - Are you OK? - Just get on with it. 413 00:37:55,326 --> 00:37:59,399 Sometimes what looks sinister turns out to be frighteningly normal. 414 00:37:59,606 --> 00:38:04,475 Something like the time on the clock that appears the wrong way around 415 00:38:04,646 --> 00:38:07,763 with a glass of water in front of it. 416 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:12,920 It's safe to assume that the first time you opened your eyes and looked across, 417 00:38:13,086 --> 00:38:15,680 the time was actually twenty past one. 418 00:38:18,406 --> 00:38:22,684 Only, because you were seeing it through the water, the display was reversed, 419 00:38:23,606 --> 00:38:25,801 and it read ten past five. 420 00:38:25,966 --> 00:38:30,676 Next time you look, your husband has taken a sip and put the glass back, 421 00:38:30,846 --> 00:38:36,364 only this time not in front of the clock, so you see the correct time - 4.06. 422 00:38:38,886 --> 00:38:40,285 So... 423 00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:45,405 the clock had nothing to do with the murder at all. 424 00:38:46,406 --> 00:38:50,684 Alternatively, it may have everything to do with the murder. 425 00:38:50,846 --> 00:38:56,284 God help us. If I get through this one alive, it'll be a miracle. 426 00:38:57,446 --> 00:38:59,641 Cutting to the quick, we face two questions. 427 00:39:00,566 --> 00:39:03,285 How was your husband stabbed by an assailant 428 00:39:03,446 --> 00:39:07,439 who spirited himself into the room like Dracula, and then out again. 429 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:10,916 And what has an old bag lady, whose fingernail was found, 430 00:39:11,086 --> 00:39:15,557 got to do with the murder of a High Court judge. 431 00:39:16,086 --> 00:39:18,441 According to the description in this report... 432 00:39:20,286 --> 00:39:24,802 Mr Sweetland put up no resistance... 433 00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:28,436 to the blade or whatever it was when he was stabbed, 434 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:33,202 suggesting the attack took place when he was asleep. 435 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:35,761 But how do we explain the apparent struggle 436 00:39:35,926 --> 00:39:39,919 and the way he'd knocked all that stuff off his table? 437 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:44,639 So let's run, for a minute, with a different hypothesis - 438 00:39:45,806 --> 00:39:50,880 that he was stabbed through the heart after he'd been murdered. 439 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:59,238 Now we're looking for a different cause of death, something less obvious, 440 00:39:59,406 --> 00:40:04,764 that would be totally overlooked next to a knife wound in the chest. 441 00:40:04,926 --> 00:40:10,364 Enter Mr William Ambergast, a thoroughly unpleasant character in the 1940s, 442 00:40:10,526 --> 00:40:14,838 who electrocuted his victims at a London pub called the Mother Redcap. 443 00:40:15,006 --> 00:40:16,724 Electrocuted? 444 00:40:17,526 --> 00:40:21,758 I'd been trying to squeeze the mechanics of it out of my brain. 445 00:40:21,926 --> 00:40:27,205 How do you electrocute someone without anybody realising what happened? 446 00:40:27,366 --> 00:40:29,926 You'd need to rig something up in his bedroom, 447 00:40:30,086 --> 00:40:35,035 something you knew he was going to touch that was connected to a power point, 448 00:40:35,206 --> 00:40:37,879 that looked entirely harmless. 449 00:40:43,846 --> 00:40:48,636 If not for that thing about time going backwards, I'd never have got it - 450 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:55,081 the frightening simplicity of a clock that had been carefully sabotaged 451 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:58,636 so the alarm button actually becomes live. 452 00:41:00,366 --> 00:41:03,597 So that when he goes to hit it... 453 00:41:04,446 --> 00:41:06,721 at 6am precisely... 454 00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:22,724 I'm afraid everything that follows, follows directly from that basic premise. 455 00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:28,001 If Mr Sweetland was killed by an electrified clock at 6am, 456 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:32,842 and less than 15 seconds later was found with a stab wound through his heart, 457 00:41:33,006 --> 00:41:36,362 there was only one possible explanation... 458 00:41:37,526 --> 00:41:39,801 and only possible killer. 459 00:41:48,886 --> 00:41:51,605 Oh, God. Fay. 460 00:41:54,566 --> 00:41:58,161 A quick trawl through the news services filled in the gaps. 461 00:41:59,446 --> 00:42:03,280 The man who slaughtered both your brothers, 462 00:42:03,446 --> 00:42:06,244 decapitating one with an axe, 463 00:42:07,646 --> 00:42:10,683 and then himself being killed in a police shoot-out, 464 00:42:10,846 --> 00:42:15,522 had previously been released on bail, pending another charge for assault. 465 00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:22,315 Their deaths would never have happened if that man had still been in custody. 466 00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:25,557 It was a bum decision... 467 00:42:25,726 --> 00:42:29,765 but did it give you the right to murder the judge who made it? 468 00:42:38,526 --> 00:42:40,960 Well, I couldn't believe it, could I? 469 00:42:43,406 --> 00:42:47,479 When I found I'd been rota'd on the protection detail. 470 00:42:51,246 --> 00:42:54,283 My first thought was, "To hell with it. " 471 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:58,758 Just produce a gun. Hang what they did to me. 472 00:42:58,926 --> 00:43:04,239 That's how much I wanted to blow his trendy, progressive brains away. 473 00:43:10,246 --> 00:43:12,237 Then something happened... 474 00:43:14,646 --> 00:43:16,637 about a week beforehand... 475 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:24,721 that showed me I could be more... creative than that. 476 00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:02,282 OK. All right. Up you go. 477 00:44:03,126 --> 00:44:05,356 My finger's caught. 478 00:44:10,766 --> 00:44:12,961 Just caught. 479 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:16,997 There it goes. 480 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:22,081 I said I'd try and get her in a hostel somewhere, but she wasn't interested. 481 00:44:22,246 --> 00:44:24,441 This was her home. 482 00:44:24,606 --> 00:44:27,439 I decided to stay with her for a few minutes, 483 00:44:27,606 --> 00:44:29,756 during which I got her life story 484 00:44:29,926 --> 00:44:33,521 and the story of that place, the Mother Redcap. 485 00:44:33,686 --> 00:44:37,076 It turned out in the '40s, she'd actually worked there... 486 00:44:38,726 --> 00:44:40,921 and not as a barmaid. 487 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:46,725 A room upstairs was basically a knocking shop. 488 00:44:47,566 --> 00:44:50,683 Discreet service with professional gentlemen of the day... 489 00:44:53,206 --> 00:44:56,562 with the additional grisly sideline you know about. 490 00:44:57,806 --> 00:45:00,957 Seems these blokes' wives coughed up a lot of money 491 00:45:01,126 --> 00:45:04,118 to have their husbands conveniently disposed of. 492 00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:09,594 What it did... was set me thinking. 493 00:45:13,486 --> 00:45:15,477 If I was clever... 494 00:45:17,326 --> 00:45:21,524 I could do this... and get away with it. 495 00:45:24,606 --> 00:45:29,999 Required some special expertise... but I knew just who to go to for that. 496 00:45:37,086 --> 00:45:43,639 The deal was done. They fixed me up with a duplicate clock, suitably modified. 497 00:45:45,406 --> 00:45:51,595 And to throw everyone off, I was given one of their more... sophisticated devices. 498 00:45:55,886 --> 00:46:01,722 Earlier, I'd made the switch, knowing it would be easy to swap them back later. 499 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:06,879 At six o'clock, when we heard the noise... 500 00:46:40,726 --> 00:46:44,765 My God, you're proud of what you did to him. 501 00:46:47,206 --> 00:46:48,924 You murdering...! 502 00:47:07,726 --> 00:47:11,799 Oh, my God. Someone call an ambulance. 503 00:47:18,006 --> 00:47:20,645 Chief Constable Peter Grisham paid tribute 504 00:47:20,846 --> 00:47:25,283 to Mr Speed's incomparable intellect and powers of deductive analysis. 505 00:47:25,486 --> 00:47:28,956 His window Marjorie could cherish with pride the memory of a husband 506 00:47:29,126 --> 00:47:32,357 whose lasting memorial, he said, was the resolution 507 00:47:32,526 --> 00:47:37,361 of one of the most complex and baffling murders in police history. 508 00:47:37,526 --> 00:47:39,517 Now let's see the weather. 509 00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:43,640 No, I'm impressed, I must say. 510 00:47:45,086 --> 00:47:48,556 'Cause it wouldn't have mattered a toss to him who got credit, 511 00:47:48,726 --> 00:47:52,116 but you, Mr Self-Effacing Softie, knew what it would mean to her. 512 00:47:53,526 --> 00:47:56,484 It almost makes up for you being a smart-arse 513 00:47:56,646 --> 00:48:00,036 who never gets anything wrong, not matter what he does. 514 00:48:00,206 --> 00:48:03,357 Now... What have we here? 515 00:48:13,966 --> 00:48:16,878 - How is it? - Hmm... Bliss. 516 00:48:17,046 --> 00:48:19,958 Utter... pure... bliss. 517 00:48:20,406 --> 00:48:24,285 I've finally found something you're crap at - food. 518 00:48:24,486 --> 00:48:27,842 Ugh! This is absolutely horrible! 519 00:48:28,286 --> 00:48:31,437 The worst Caesar salad I have ever tasted, bar none. 520 00:48:31,606 --> 00:48:35,076 - Urgh! - Maybe I overdid the raw egg. 521 00:48:35,286 --> 00:48:38,881 Raw? You're supposed to wait until the chicken's laid it! 522 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:43,278 Didn't anyone tell you, the first rule of preparing lettuce, take off the slugs? 523 00:48:43,446 --> 00:48:48,440 - They're anchovies. - Get your coat. We'll go to the chippie. 524 00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:05,559 Mmm! 525 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:10,159 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46200

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