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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:04,463 Your mom finally got my work to the dean of the graphic arts department at state college, 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,299 and he said I'm good enough for the professional program, but... 3 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:08,759 well, at least one of us has a future. 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,721 Locksmith's on his way, Friedman, just hang in there. 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,349 Dude, you said that 5 minutes ago when there was oxygen in here! 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:16,767 Nah, that's not gonna happen. 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,895 I mean, the night classes are like, 500 bucks a credit. 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,146 They must have scholarships. 9 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:22,731 You're brilliant. 10 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,024 The dean guy even said so. 11 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:24,733 I don't know. 12 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:25,776 No scholarships for the arts. 13 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:26,902 Budgets cuts. 14 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,070 I mean, it's so lame. 15 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,657 Hello? Starting to cramp in here. 16 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,408 Friedman, stop complaining! 17 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,618 Elizabeth Goetzman. 18 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:35,619 You loved her in Godspell, 19 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,829 now, she's ready for the role of a lifetime. 20 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,249 Hey, you guys, vote for me, all right, 21 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,542 or I will die! 22 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:42,376 Here you go! 23 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,259 Adam, I'm really sorry. 24 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,595 Well, I'll just have to wait around for college like everyone else. 25 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:57,222 Hey, Lars. The Neanderthals who did this. Lars, dude you think he learned his lessson. 26 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:04,434 Vote Lars, ok, guys? All right, that's enough. Come on guys. 27 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:10,612 Oh, sorry I'm late. 28 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,573 File cabinet crisis in the biology lab. 29 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:13,407 So ? 30 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,283 Oh, relax. 31 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,451 These lockers are surprisingly well-ventilated. 32 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,453 I think you dropped these. 33 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,708 Oh, so the supreme being cares about student council elections? 34 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,835 It's not like some kid is gonna invade a country. 35 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,171 I care about anything that involves free will. 36 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,591 Most people exercise their free will by not voting. 37 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,634 You have a chance to make a difference here. 38 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,641 Vote for Lars. 39 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,657 There he is, Arcadia's finest. 40 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,533 Hey, what's the good word? 41 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:43,288 Oh, uh, Jenny Leder is angry that her neighbour's dog Clyde poops on her lawn every day, 42 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:47,376 and I am here to make sure that the good people of Arcadia read about it in detail. 43 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,044 What brings you down here? 44 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:50,337 Testifying, 45 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,381 which pretty much means hanging around waiting. 46 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,716 Oh, good, then, uh, you can help me. 47 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,677 Paper's doing a profile on your new boss. 48 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,346 You care to toss me a few tidbits? 49 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,931 All I know is she got rid of roebuck. 50 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,477 Whoa. Your voice just totally changed. 51 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:07,145 What ? 52 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,524 I went from son to evil press guy in like, a second. 53 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:11,650 I'm sorry. 54 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,319 Roebuck leaving is still a little fresh. 55 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,906 I'm going to check in with the A.D.A. Be good. 56 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,000 Elizabeth Goetzman, what about her ? 57 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,460 Needs elephant tranquilizers. 58 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,797 Rick Jenkins ? 59 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,133 Acne factory. 60 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,012 Brian Beaumont. 61 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,891 Isn't he the scuzz-crack who fired you from yearbook? 62 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,101 Oh yeah. 63 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,562 Ugh. Is he kidding, with the argyle sweater? 64 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,230 Oh, god. 65 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,149 Pants riding up, argyle socks, too? 66 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,150 Oh, my eyes ! 67 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:53,942 My eyes ! 68 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,611 Why are you even thinking of this? 69 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,030 Everyone knows it's gonna be Lars Klosterman. 70 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,241 Oh, could he be any hotter? 71 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,786 Please. Mr. Prom king is operating on, like, 2 brain cells. 72 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,538 And a whole lot of pheromones. 73 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,875 Why this sudden involvement with the system, Girardi? 74 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,460 Do you even know what student council does? 75 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,128 Yeah. 76 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,338 They planned crazy hair day. 77 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,341 You could stop using conditioner and save yourself a lot of grief. 78 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,760 Look, someone's gonna win, and it's.... 79 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,220 it's gonna make a difference. 80 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,139 What, they're suddenly have the power to banish people? 81 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,057 Well, no, because... 82 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,061 because, look, you know, every voice is different, 83 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,395 and when they're counted, it matters. 84 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:31,480 Somehow. 85 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:32,898 Don't ask so many questions. 86 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,901 Dude, you've been a cog in the machine too long. 87 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,279 I am voting for E. Fudd like I do every year. 88 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,497 You wanted to see me? 89 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:49,373 Yeah. 90 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:54,336 Yeah. I just sending down orders to the foot soldiers so they can stay on their feet.... 91 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:55,212 done. 92 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,088 Sorry. 93 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:02,094 That's the sixth hole at wade Hampton, par 3. 94 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:03,220 Fabulous.. 95 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,348 St Andrew, scotland. 96 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:07,891 You play ? 97 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,018 If I could find the time. 98 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,020 I have to find the time. 99 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,440 It keeps me sane, but then, I don't have a family. 100 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,441 You wanted something? 101 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:21,530 Yeah, look, I know that Roebuck was a friend of yours, 102 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:25,826 and if I were you, I'd probably resent the hell out of me for taking his job. 103 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,786 I don't think that way. 104 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:28,662 Good. 105 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,498 I'd like to explain to you how I work. 106 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:35,335 I'm a numbers person, organizational by nature. 107 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:39,423 8 years old, I used to organize all my doll outfits by colour and pattern. 108 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:48,849 Right, so, as it stands, we keep a record of every criminal incident, 109 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,517 whether it leads to an arrest or not, 110 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:55,647 so what I'd like to do is record only the incidents that lead to an arrest. 111 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,152 So our success rate goes up. 112 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,281 I'm a numbers person, too. 113 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,075 So you can see where I'm going with this. 114 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,495 So we can show the city council some positive results and-- 115 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,457 and suddenly, you're a genius and roebuck looks incompetent. 116 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,504 No, it's just about presenting the stats in a more positive way 117 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,672 so the city council will give us what we want. 118 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:21,465 I understand. 119 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,385 I just wouldn't feel right about it. 120 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,723 Don't make me pull rank, Will. 121 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,103 I hate working that way. 122 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,438 I'll keep that in mind. 123 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,946 Dude, your sister is looking to support the corrupt political system at arcadia high, 124 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,864 which is totally symptomatic of the larger-- 125 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,366 are we ever gonna talk about your mom? 126 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:50,953 No. 127 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,039 Grace, you IM'd me that your mom's an alcoholic. 128 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,378 I know you want to talk about it. 129 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,640 I--I just wanted you to know. 130 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:27,322 Cool. 131 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:32,202 Yeah, Aaron, the lead singer of manic Toolhead asked me to do a drawing for their new CD.. 132 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,579 It looks just like him... 133 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,455 if he was a screwdriver. 134 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,168 This is the graphics art program you were talking about? 135 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,629 You've been working at that hotel for months. 136 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,173 Haven't you saved anything? 137 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,008 Maybe they'd take a down payment. 138 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:46,633 No, no. 139 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,387 My dad needs new glasses and the sink leaks and... 140 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:51,513 Hey, do you folks have a minute? 141 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,098 I'm not a "folk." 142 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,600 My name is Joan. 143 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,061 You fired me, remember, from yearbook because you're a scuzz-crack? 144 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:00,689 Ah yes. 145 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:01,440 Joan... 146 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,735 Um, I guess you're probably not interested in reading my mission statement? 147 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:05,819 You have a mission? Hmph. 148 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:08,989 Absolutely. 149 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,991 Excellent draftsmanship, by the way. 150 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,075 Phillips head, right? 151 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,076 Uh, yeah. 152 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,328 Excellent. 153 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:19,041 I have got a 6-point plan with key features like student tutoring, peer counselling, 154 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,460 and a radical re-examination of standardized testing. 155 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,213 Are there cliff notes for this? 156 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:25,839 I trust you'll find it quite compelling. 157 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,799 I know recent polls show me at 11%, 158 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,801 with Lars Klosterman running at 54%, 159 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,388 but I'm optimistic Arcadia voters want a candidate who's gonna make a difference. 160 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,116 Ladies, could I take a minute of your time to make a difference ? 161 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,017 Uh. Negative. 30 seconds ? No. 162 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,321 Wow, I'm excited here. 163 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:53,534 I asked you guys to stretch yourselves creatively, and you did. 164 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:58,372 I've decided to display your pieces for the rest of the month so the whole school can see them. 165 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,167 Gina, your memory piece... 166 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:06,004 and, Adam, the lost boy, 167 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:14,263 and, Annie, you took the tragic death of your little sister's gerbil and you turned it into... 168 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,013 well... 169 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,349 "Mama said there'd be days like this." 170 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:22,813 Upsetting, ridiculous, and strangely sad. 171 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:24,439 Yes, Darlene ? 172 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,109 I don't understand why it's art. 173 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,320 Right, you said so yesterday. 174 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,614 Well, that was a living creature. 175 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,577 You can't just dip it in shellac and use it like it's a thing. 176 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,161 What was I supposed to do? 177 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,663 Not shellac it and let it rot? 178 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,916 I just mean that it's disrespectful... 179 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,085 to life. 180 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,587 It's...it's wrong. 181 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,382 Well, you're entitled to your opinion. 182 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:51,216 Thank you. 183 00:09:57,014 --> 00:10:06,064 Oh, oh beautiful Arcadia, the school that we all love. 184 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:11,361 >From English class to Drama club. 185 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:12,571 I will... 186 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,197 Hey, there! 187 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,156 Thanks so much for your vote. 188 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,115 It means oodles to me. 189 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:29,379 Serve you well. Arcadia, Arcadia you have to vote for me. 190 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,633 You know you should .. 191 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,176 you know.... 192 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:34,718 Vote for Lars. 193 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,220 Vote for Lars. 194 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:37,763 Vote for Lars. 195 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,848 Hey, would you like a Lars bar? 196 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:40,682 Oh, yeah. 197 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,935 Do--do you have a mission statement or anything? 198 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:43,519 Vote for Lars. 199 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,353 Mission statement? Hah. 200 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,856 Yeah, You know, like, policies or philosophy? 201 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,149 Vote for Lars. 202 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,194 Look, this is student council, not France. 203 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,865 Yeah, but you are planning on making things better, right? 204 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,744 Well, you said you were gonna replace those nasty snack machines by the gym. 205 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,287 Hey, you listened to my speech. 206 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,914 Oh, you bet your buns, Lover boy. 207 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,124 All right, the snack machines aren't really gonna make things better. 208 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:07,459 Fine. 209 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,252 Don't vote for me. 210 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,171 Ladies, hey, would you like a Lars bar? 211 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:23,976 Oh, I can't watch. 212 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:24,852 It's too horrible. 213 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,564 Multiply that by 6 billion and you'll know what I go through every day. 214 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,069 Can't you, like, smite them or something? 215 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:34,611 Look! 216 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,406 People don't need any help with the smiting. 217 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,535 Yeah, but, look, those guys should have, like, 218 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,580 claws and little horns and pointy tails... 219 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,372 I get it, Joan. 220 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,207 Some people choose to be bullies, 221 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,710 and others write mission statements. 222 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,086 You want me to support Brian? 223 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,007 A little more guidance, please! 224 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:57,634 No wonder people don't vote. 225 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,826 If you really want to win, lose the argyle. 226 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:58,529 Hi. 227 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,197 I didn't wake you up, did I? 228 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,657 No, definitely not. 229 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,116 I just needed to talk. 230 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,618 Um... about what? 231 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,620 Page 43. 232 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,667 Oh. Ha. Yeah, well, I kinda drifted off after page 8. 233 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,044 Oh, ok, well, I was looking through it, 234 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,172 and he has a proposal for a math/science program, 235 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,550 and it pays for outside classes. 236 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,053 If you commit to working in a related field after graduation. 237 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,099 Ok, well, don't you think you'd be kinda miserable teaching algebra, 238 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,434 you know, with the pocket protectors and... 239 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,185 No, no, no. 240 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,895 I'm talking about art, Jane. 241 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,898 I mean, a program like this could pay for my classes! 242 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,859 You know, Brian's sort of geeky, 243 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,486 so maybe he just didn't think about art. 244 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,196 He really is the one. 245 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,157 I mean, if something like this worked out 246 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,493 maybe I can make money from my art, 247 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,537 you know, just quit the hotel. 248 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,874 I know I shouldn't get all stoked about something like this, but I...I... 249 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,674 wha--what was that for? 250 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,635 Because you're happy. 251 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,681 I haven't seen you like this in a while. 252 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:15,814 I should run. 253 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,525 Um, it's my night to shampoo the lobby. 254 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,067 Yeah. 255 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:19,693 Bummer. 256 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:20,777 Naw, it's ok. 257 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,907 I'm gonna shampoo in concentric circles, make pop art you can walk on. 258 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:26,867 Good night. 259 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:27,409 Thanks. 260 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,035 Good night. 261 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,508 You're actually displaying a dead animal in your classroom? 262 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,968 It's a conceptual art piece. 263 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,888 Darlene Fitch's parents called the school. 264 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,724 It's an affront to their religious beliefs. 265 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,226 What religious beliefs? 266 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:53,477 Who knows? 267 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,811 Just put the thing away. 268 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,608 Y-you're ordering me to put away a student's art work? 269 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,110 A dead gerbil is art? 270 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:02,736 Why not? 271 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,364 Damien Hirst hung a dead cow in the Tate modern. 272 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,824 Oh, so the next time I run over a dog on my way to school, 273 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:08,534 I'm van Gogh? 274 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,328 Do you often run over dogs on your way to school? 275 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:15,833 Helen, just get rid of the thing before we get sued. 276 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:22,881 Uh, you can't tell me what to display just because it might offend someone. 277 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,341 Sometimes art offends. 278 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:28,846 If it didn't, we'd be left with clown paintings and Elvis on velvet. 279 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,266 If they have a problem, tell Darlene's parents to call me! 280 00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,078 Excellent, most excellent. 281 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,413 So you'll find him an art scholarship? 282 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,541 Oh, I--I don't really know anything about arts funding. 283 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,127 But you can find out because you're the one who makes a difference. 284 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:00,919 It says so right here. 285 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:01,837 Jane, if he doesn't know... 286 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:02,838 Uh-Uh. Posters. 287 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:03,380 Focus. 288 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,177 Scholarship-wise, I just don't know if art is on anyone's radar anymore. 289 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:08,719 What ? 290 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:09,636 Look at those posters. 291 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,053 Look. 292 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,972 How can you say art isn't on anyone's radar? 293 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:12,514 Look. 294 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,516 I guess I could call a few organizations. 295 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:15,184 That's right. 296 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,602 Tell them you're El Presidente. 297 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:17,603 Work it. 298 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:18,604 Work it, Brian. 299 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,063 But I'm not president. 300 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:20,522 Hi. 301 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:21,023 Vote for Beaumont. 302 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:21,815 Well, you will be. 303 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,274 Trust me. 304 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,109 Hi. 305 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:24,985 Vote for Beaumont. 306 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,321 Elizabeth Goetzman. 307 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:32,492 I will represent Arcadia and ever-y person 308 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:38,624 you will not regret if I'm elected president. 309 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,294 My Beaumont 'tis of thee 310 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:47,674 Sweet presidente. He's got my vote. 311 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,719 He's got the mission statement. 312 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:56,350 It's 48 pages long. 313 00:16:56,433 --> 00:17:00,729 >From every classroom vote Brian Beaumont... 314 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,981 �my Beaumont 'tis of thee 315 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,526 sweet presidente. 316 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,736 he's got my vote 317 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,284 Kev, you got a minute? 318 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:15,577 Sure. 319 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:16,703 Something wrong? 320 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,873 You know that story the paper's doing on Lucy Preston? 321 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:20,707 Yeah. 322 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,920 Well, I know she's pretty popular and friends with the publisher and stuff, 323 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:29,216 but if you hear anything, if questions come up... 324 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:29,967 What have you heard 325 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:30,676 Nothing. 326 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,554 It's just that she plays it so close to the vest, 327 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,430 I just want to know who I'm dealing with. 328 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,184 What ? 329 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,646 You've never asked me to help you with anything before. 330 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:44,898 Get used to it, 'cause one day, 331 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,900 you'll be feeding me applesauce in a nursing home. 332 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,867 I know this election seems really stupid and pointless 333 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,411 and all the candidates seem like interchangeable idiots, but... 334 00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,080 Are you sure she didn't get shock therapy over the summer? 335 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:00,664 No. 336 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,249 She signed up for arts and crafts instead. 337 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,001 Hey, hang on. 338 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,254 Hey, you know, she's really doing an amazing job. 339 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,839 Brian's already up in the polls. 340 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,507 Another brain lost to love. 341 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:11,049 Hi. 342 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:11,675 Vote for Beaumont. 343 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:12,801 Thanks for your support. 344 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,928 Could you maybe do this with a bag over your head? 345 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,598 I'm gonna change things around here, Grace. 346 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:22,936 Are you eating a Lars bar? 347 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,313 Keep your hair on. 348 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:25,856 I'm only eating it for the chocolate. 349 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,066 And the possibility of meaningless groping with the candidate. 350 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:28,609 Hi. 351 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,777 Luke ! Luke ! 352 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:31,153 Take this. 353 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:31,737 Joanie. 354 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:32,446 You've already given me like-- 355 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:32,905 Take the damn thing. 356 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,448 I'm creating a ground swell. 357 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,909 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 358 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,620 Friedman, tell me you're not actually memorizing hamlet. 359 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,371 I told him you were just joking about the date. 360 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,875 In jest, truth is found, and found in truth, jest. 361 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:45,918 Hi. 362 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:46,543 Vote for Beaumont. 363 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,002 Please ? 364 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:48,921 Acte 2, sc�ne 3. 365 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,631 Fire up those lips, baby. 366 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:51,924 Talk to the freak, dude. 367 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,884 This is humiliating, even for him. 368 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,594 Apparently, I no longer have the language for it. 369 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,764 What exactly do you think Judith is gonna do when you've memorized hamlet? 370 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,891 More things in heaven and earth, Grace-io, 371 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,267 than are dreamt of in your philosophy. 372 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,227 Hey, what's that you've got there? 373 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:06,396 "Brian Beaumont. A mission statement." 374 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:09,066 Carrying this might not be too good for your health. 375 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,235 You can't possibly be this much of a nimrod, right? 376 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:11,735 Leave it alone, Grace. 377 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,694 Leave it alone, Grace. 378 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:13,862 They're not gonna do anything. 379 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,281 These losers have some archaic code where they'd never hit a girl. 380 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,449 Yeah, as if you're a girl. 381 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,547 That was beautiful, dude. 382 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:44,810 Why'd they take it? 383 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:46,562 You said they wouldn't take it 384 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:48,397 Mrs. Girardi ? 385 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:49,940 Craig Fitch. 386 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,483 This is my wife, Teri. 387 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:57,364 We just wanted to explain why we had Mr. Chadwick remove the dead animal. 388 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,576 Could we talk about this privately? 389 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:15,257 You had my student's work removed without talking to me first? 390 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,093 A dead animal is not a student's work. 391 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:22,222 In a culture of violence, do we need our schools sending out the message that death is a joke? 392 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,641 And what message does censorship send? 393 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,269 I am not trying to shut down some art gallery here. 394 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,856 This is a school, which my tax dollars fund. 395 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,650 Oh, so you get to decide what has value and what doesn't? 396 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,111 You people are the reason why there's no money for the arts. 397 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,237 Thanks, Darlene, really. 398 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,363 That's enough, Adam. 399 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,239 Go back in the class. 400 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,117 Well, you have made your position very clear. 401 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,704 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start class. 402 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:48,790 Come on. 403 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:49,917 Let's go. 404 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:51,460 Beaumont ! 405 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,129 Beaumont, he's dressing better. 406 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:54,713 Vote for Beaumont. 407 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,174 He's dressing better, a lot better. 408 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,550 Save it, Jo-Jo. 409 00:20:59,051 --> 00:20:59,259 Vote for Beaumont. 410 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,886 No one's gonna vote for a guy whose dad is in jail. 411 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:01,762 What are you talking about? 412 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,304 Vote for Beaumont. 413 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,431 That's the rumour the Lars propaganda factory is spreading. 414 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,392 But that can't be true 415 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:07,935 Vote for Beaumont. 416 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,645 Every kid in school'll think it by the end of the day. 417 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:10,896 What does it matter if it's true or not? 418 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,106 Well, it just does. 419 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:14,525 Doesn't it? 420 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:16,485 Look, this is war. 421 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,488 You're not a wartime consiglieri, Jo-Jo. 422 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,407 Ok. Been watching the godfather on cable. 423 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,117 Come on, I'll buy you a Lars bar. 424 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:26,370 No. 425 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,079 I can't. 426 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,798 They're lying about you. 427 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,091 This is the men's room. 428 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,634 I don't have time for gender issues, Brian. 429 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:41,593 They're trying to smear you. 430 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,053 They're spreading crazy lies about your dad. 431 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,304 I heard. 432 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,931 A friend of Lars started it. 433 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,393 Hey! We're holding a cabinet meeting here. 434 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:54,940 So, what are you gonna do? 435 00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:57,734 Nothing. 436 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,153 It's not a lie 437 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,530 My dad is in jail. 438 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,490 He broke into somebody's house and stole some stuff. 439 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,909 Your dad, really? 440 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:07,619 I barely see him. 441 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:08,829 He only comes around for money. 442 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,289 It was in my school files. 443 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,498 Someone broke into the records. 444 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:13,750 Now you know. 445 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:15,961 Now everyone knows. 446 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,504 So, I'll quit the race. 447 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:18,130 No ! 448 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:19,256 No. 449 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,592 You know what happened when I told my mother that everyone knew? 450 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,595 She started crying, blaming herself for ruining my life. 451 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:26,555 Do you mind? 452 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,265 But I really have to pee. 453 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,308 Use the bushes. 454 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,272 Look, you can't quit. 455 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,191 I mean, I don't even like you, 456 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,734 and I still know that we need you. 457 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:39,818 If you quit, they'll win. 458 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,324 You really believe in me, huh? 459 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:47,701 Yeah ! 460 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:48,160 Yeah. 461 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:48,744 I guess I do. 462 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,081 And I also believe that it's our mission to throw some dirt right back at them. 463 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,047 Ugh, boys are animals. 464 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:10,474 Shouldn't you be playing the Violin? 465 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,311 Huh? Violin. 466 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:15,854 Fiddling while Rome burns? 467 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:16,522 Didn't you take history? 468 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,232 I created history. 469 00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,777 How can you just sit here and rock out? 470 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,737 Everybody in school knows about Brian's dad. 471 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,406 Some people do whatever it takes to win. 472 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,116 You think I'm not trying? 473 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:29,785 You don't think I wanna win? 474 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,161 What else am I supposed to do? 475 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:35,499 Brian Beaumont. 476 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:37,501 Brian Beaumont. 477 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:39,878 We need Brobdingnagian. 478 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:42,840 Huge. 479 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,299 The latest polls don't look good. 480 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:47,094 Well, they will if we find something on Lars. 481 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,303 Whatever it takes. 482 00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:50,347 It's the only way to beat these guys. 483 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,099 A horse's head always works. 484 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,476 I thought you were the poster girl for apathy. 485 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:56,395 She was hit by a wave of school spirit. 486 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:58,021 And she told you? 487 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:01,191 I gleaned it. 488 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:04,903 Hey, ok. 489 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,154 I think I have something. 490 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,365 Yes, something is rotten in the state of Denmark. 491 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:09,616 Get a grip, Friedman 492 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,201 Here's the dealio. 493 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,328 No secret I've been hanging around Lars. 494 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,540 He was wearing those low pants, tight T... 495 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:22,671 anyway, I saw him walk into the school counsellor's office. 496 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:25,340 Uh, heh. Hello? 497 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,425 We go to the school counsellor. 498 00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,719 Because they make us after crazy camp. 499 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:30,971 No one ever voluntarily sees Mr. Dingle. 500 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,472 Trouble in paradise 501 00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:34,766 I'm thinking maybe addicted to pain killers. 502 00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:36,476 Steroid abuse. 503 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:37,811 Can't spell his name. 504 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:39,354 Vote for Beaumont. 505 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:46,904 Look, we have to find out. 506 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,948 This is about good and evil. 507 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,911 And good is gonna kick ass. 508 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:27,819 I hate to say it, but everyone speaks very highly of her. 509 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:31,406 Graduated summa cum laude from Annapolis. 510 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:36,787 Joined the police academy after her father's death in 1984, again, head of her class. 511 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,789 She was in New Orleans before, right? 512 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:40,082 That place has been corrupt for years. 513 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:42,125 She got a commendation from the city. 514 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,794 What is it about her? 515 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,796 You having trouble working for a woman? 516 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:46,505 What ? 517 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:47,464 No. 518 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,384 She's just slid into roebuck's job so easily, 519 00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:53,136 and now she's trying to change the way we do ......business. 520 00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:58,016 Hi. 521 00:25:58,892 --> 00:25:59,643 Lucy Preston. 522 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:00,727 You must be Will's son. 523 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:01,436 Kevin. 524 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:02,437 It's a pleasure. 525 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,273 It's all here. 526 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,108 Indexed and alphabetized. 527 00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:06,942 News clippings, 528 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:07,609 commendations, 529 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,318 recommendations, 530 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:09,278 job assessments, 531 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,445 one guy trashed me, 532 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,365 but I think it's only because I crushed him at golf. 533 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:16,827 I've also included the name and phone number of my last boyfriend, 534 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:20,622 who I'm still on good terms with if you wanna get into the personal side of things. 535 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,792 And if there's anything else that you'd like, 536 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,003 just, ask. 537 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,923 W-we were just talking. 538 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,551 He's doing research for the paper. 539 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,512 If I was in your position, I would've made the same call, Will. 540 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:38,182 If we trusted everybody, we'd be lousy cops, wouldn't we? 541 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,187 Ha. Aren't you testifying? 542 00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:45,022 At 2:00. 543 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,315 I was just on my way in. 544 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,191 Oh, good. 545 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:48,942 Then I'll see you back at the office. 546 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,695 And I'll look forward to reading your article. 547 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,573 Maybe you can make me sound tall. 548 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,757 So that's just the way you had it, right? 549 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,174 Yes. 550 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:12,674 Ok. 551 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:13,717 It looks fine. 552 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,522 Darlene, I went to the board, 553 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:28,232 and I discussed Annie's piece with them, 554 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,486 and they agreed with me that it's unacceptable to censor students in the classroom, 555 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,948 so Annie's work will be displayed here all week. 556 00:27:36,073 --> 00:27:39,368 If you find that offensive, you could spend class in the library. 557 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,829 I just came here to tell you that I'm dropping art. 558 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:45,499 You're always saying that it's important to listen, but you didn't. 559 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,210 You just treated me and my parents like we were idiots. 560 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:49,419 Oh, Darlene, I... 561 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:50,963 I used to wanna be an artist. 562 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:52,756 I guess I'm not allowed in the club. 563 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:12,734 I say we break into Dingle's after school and steal the Lars' file. 564 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,069 Doesn't that seem a little unethical? 565 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:15,404 Fine. 566 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:17,739 Michael Corleone thought he was above it all, too. 567 00:28:18,157 --> 00:28:18,657 I just don't know. 568 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:19,449 Fine. 569 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:20,701 What's an ethical way to get the dirt? 570 00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:21,702 Oh, we should follow him. 571 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,287 Oh, highly ethical. 572 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,497 I hear Mother Teresa used to tail people all the time. 573 00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:28,208 Well, at least we-- 574 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,714 See you guys, later. 575 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:36,133 At least we won't have to share a cell with Brian's dad. 576 00:28:57,863 --> 00:28:58,780 He's so in love with himself. 577 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:02,284 So, this is what the popular kids do in their free time. 578 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:04,828 Ah, the devil's in the details. 579 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:36,276 He gets a call like that about 5 times a day. 580 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:36,652 Yeah. 581 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:36,902 Where are you ? 582 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,529 It's either his girlfriend or his dealer. 583 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:39,279 Ok. Yeah, I'll come. 584 00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:04,471 Oh... that's Teddy Marks. 585 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:05,389 Total drug dealer. 586 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,225 Ok, hand over the drugs 587 00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:13,371 I missed you 588 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,423 His hair, those arms. 589 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,883 I even liked his ears. 590 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:42,384 He was gonna be my new year's resolution. 591 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,970 Guess you'll have to fall back on calling your grandma more often. 592 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:46,013 Look, we need to focus. 593 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,099 All right. Mass I-M-ing. 594 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:51,268 Too techie. 595 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:52,603 Right. 596 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:56,106 We have to weapon-ize the information into the most lethal form possible. 597 00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:58,734 Maybe we go simple, the rumour. 598 00:30:59,359 --> 00:30:59,651 No. 599 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:01,737 He'll just deny it, and if people think we made it up, 600 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,363 we could get some serious blow-back. 601 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:07,242 We're pretty much destroying a guy by pandering to homophobic bigots. 602 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,369 Isn't blow-back a risk we're gonna have to take? 603 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,662 Together, please. 604 00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:11,371 Oh, thanks. 605 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:12,206 Thank you. 606 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:13,123 No. 607 00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:13,749 We need cover. 608 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:16,251 If things go bad, we need plausible deniability. Wow. 609 00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,963 Who knew social studies would come in so handy? 610 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,133 Anonymous flyers 611 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,801 With a picture from my video. 612 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,513 We are so good at this. 613 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:28,931 Yeah, we are. 614 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:43,111 Hey! Hey, don't mess with my artwork, man. 615 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:44,404 Do you wanna die? 616 00:31:45,447 --> 00:31:47,241 What, it's not enough you talk trash about his family? 617 00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:48,951 You don't get a big enough charge out of that, huh? 618 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:51,995 Hey! Hey! Forget it 619 00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:53,247 Forget it. 620 00:31:58,919 --> 00:31:59,211 Forget it. 621 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:25,863 You know, statistically, this last campaign thrust has less than a 13% chance of success. 622 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,991 You realize I don't understand half of what you say. 623 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:30,367 Right. 624 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:42,629 When I was 11, my friend Becky Coogan slept over. 625 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,717 We went downstairs in the morning for breakfast. 626 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,636 My mom's was going to make us pancakes. 627 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:56,810 She was still passed out on the kitchen floor from the night before. 628 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,315 Becky never talked to me after that. 629 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:06,653 Becky was cool. 630 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:08,780 You would've liked her. 631 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:28,091 Brian Beaumont, he's gonna make some changes. 632 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,384 I'm going to make changes, ok? 633 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:30,802 Only 6 more hours. 634 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:31,845 Don't forget to vote. 635 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:33,347 Vote for Beaumont. 636 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:34,765 Vote for Brian Beaumont. 637 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:36,266 Beaumont for president. 638 00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:37,893 Making a difference. 639 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:40,896 Vote for Brian Beaumont for president. 640 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:42,648 Arcadia ... 641 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:43,357 making a difference. 642 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:45,359 Have you seen these? 643 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:46,485 Yeah. 644 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:47,986 Put the new ones over those. 645 00:33:48,529 --> 00:33:48,904 Right. 646 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:52,616 So, any news on nuking Klosterman? 647 00:33:52,825 --> 00:33:53,826 The missiles are in the silos. 648 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:55,410 We're just waiting for the launch codes. 649 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:56,036 Excellent. 650 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:56,578 What'd you find? 651 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:57,830 All in good time, Mr. President. 652 00:33:58,205 --> 00:33:59,248 You help Luke with the posters, 653 00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:00,707 I'll get the pink paper from the Art Room. 654 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:01,750 Right. 655 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:04,711 Vote Beaumont. 656 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,136 The picture of you with the governor, very impressive. 657 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,638 That was a long evening. 658 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,683 That man can't talk about anything but himself. 659 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,773 I've thought about what you asked me to do. 660 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,150 Changing the stats. 661 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,738 And I'm just not comfortable with it. 662 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:37,494 And I'm prepared to take the consequences if you can't handle that. 663 00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:40,998 Even if the consequences are that Carlisle will be laid off? 664 00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:42,291 What ? 665 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:43,792 He has the least seniority. 666 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:46,545 The force has serious cash flow problems. 667 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,297 Every department does. 668 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:50,924 You remember Bill Harriman? 669 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:55,304 I was the one who had to call his wife when he got shot. 670 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,432 We should've been able to send another car that night, 671 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,684 but we couldn't because we didn't have one, and he died. 672 00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:04,104 This is not about buffing my image. 673 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:05,647 I don't wanna be like the other departments. 674 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:06,607 I want the money. 675 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:09,902 And if looking at the data a little differently helps us to get that, 676 00:35:10,611 --> 00:35:14,781 then I think we owe that to Harriman and Carlisle and everybody else we work with.. 677 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:24,791 You like dealing with things on your own terms, don't you? 678 00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:27,586 That's how I get things done. 679 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,172 And that's what they pay me for, isn't it? 680 00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:32,841 Preston. 681 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:34,885 I gotta take this. 682 00:35:44,228 --> 00:35:44,728 Yeah, I'm here. 683 00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:45,354 What do you got ? 684 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:49,566 Hey. I need pink paper. 685 00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:50,526 I figure I could get it here. 686 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:52,319 Oh, sure. 687 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:52,986 Ok. 688 00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:54,363 Uh, how's the campaign going? 689 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,161 Uh, I'm gonna destroy Lars Klosterman. 690 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:01,787 Brian will win. 691 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,790 You have to destroy Lars to do it? 692 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,959 There are no victories without casualties. 693 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:08,502 The important thing is to win. 694 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:14,091 Mom, the paper. 695 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:17,135 But what's winning? 696 00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:21,932 When you get your way and the other people don't. 697 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:22,808 Can I please have the paper? 698 00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:27,604 Mom ? 699 00:36:29,106 --> 00:36:29,648 Are you ok ? 700 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,861 You look inches away from waterworks. 701 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:41,034 Darlene Fitch quit art today. 702 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:42,411 Because of me. 703 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:47,541 uh, that stupid Gerbil. 704 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:53,130 Freaky. 705 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:54,464 I'm sorry. 706 00:36:56,925 --> 00:37:00,929 I was so obsessed with being right, with getting my own way. 707 00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:04,016 It wasn't that I wanted to hurt her, 708 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:05,517 I didn't even think about her. 709 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:14,776 This righteous feeling came over me and she was in my way. 710 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,576 She's a sweet, decent person, 711 00:37:22,743 --> 00:37:27,247 and I hurt her in a way she'll probably never forget. 712 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:45,140 My 6-point plan will reallocate student funds from frivolous activities. 713 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:45,724 Bite me ! 714 00:37:46,183 --> 00:37:46,517 Exc... 715 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:47,643 Vote for Beaumont. 716 00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:48,352 Vote for Beaumont. 717 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:49,478 Vote for Beaumont. 718 00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:52,022 Where's the paper? 719 00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:53,106 I'm calling it off 720 00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:55,025 The whole thing, it's off. 721 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,069 The missiles are in the silos. 722 00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,529 Why is Lars seeing the school counsellor? 723 00:37:58,654 --> 00:37:59,279 What's up, Jo-Jo? 724 00:38:00,614 --> 00:38:00,989 Come here. 725 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:04,076 We can't? 726 00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:05,786 Not even to Lars. 727 00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:07,412 It's a slam dunk. 728 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:08,413 Look what he did to Brian. 729 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,083 Would you want someone spreading around your crazy camp file? 730 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:12,084 Even if it was true? 731 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,587 Don't you want the chance to work that stuff out yourself? 732 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:16,630 What happened? 733 00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:18,674 I just saw it. 734 00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:20,884 What we were about to do. 735 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:21,802 What were we thinking? 736 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:22,928 What is going on over here? 737 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:34,606 Come on, what have you got? 738 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:38,944 Uh, he wants to join the peace corps. 739 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:40,779 Lars. 740 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:45,033 What ? 741 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,036 Yeah, he's just, 742 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:51,665 you know, worried that his friends will think he's a doofus. 743 00:38:52,374 --> 00:38:54,501 How can you think that joining the peace corps would be a bad thing? 744 00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:55,961 I know, I'm sorry. 745 00:38:56,128 --> 00:38:56,670 I thought-- 746 00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:57,671 I was counting on you. 747 00:38:58,881 --> 00:38:59,798 You told me not to quit. 748 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:01,383 Now this loss is gonna be on my college record. 749 00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:03,969 I really loved your mission statement. 750 00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:05,387 I'm all the way up to page 18. 751 00:39:07,097 --> 00:39:09,474 At least give me one thing. 752 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:17,691 What's the magic word Lars? 753 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,817 Ok, I get it. 754 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:19,485 Locker bad. 755 00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:20,986 All right, this is so not funny any more. 756 00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:22,279 Oh, I could stand here for hours. 757 00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:23,614 How did you do this? 758 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:27,034 You have held as 'twere the mirror up to nature, 759 00:39:27,117 --> 00:39:28,202 where it sees reflected-- 760 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:30,120 this is really cool, Judith. 761 00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:33,288 This is really... wow! I'm sorry ok. 762 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,294 Mankind lives in a prison of his own making. 763 00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:39,463 But you always call on me for the keys 764 00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:43,175 I couldn't do it. 765 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,761 I... I couldn't win that way. 766 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:46,512 Yeah. 767 00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:48,055 It's amazing how many people could've. 768 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:51,141 So Lars is gonna win? 769 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:52,392 Landslide. 770 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,688 I drove myself crazy for nothing! 771 00:39:57,648 --> 00:39:58,857 You were involved, Joan. 772 00:39:59,149 --> 00:40:00,317 That always makes a difference. 773 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:07,908 Just a bite. 774 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,744 Mom, we're bummed. 775 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:11,995 We're eating the whole thing. 776 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:20,087 Joan, may I have chocolate sauce and ice cream, too. 777 00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:22,381 No point without it. 778 00:40:25,801 --> 00:40:28,262 Darlene cried when I apologized, 779 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,013 but she still won't come back to class. 780 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:37,145 God, I was hoping there was some way to undo it all. 781 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:41,984 I was such a jerk. 782 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:45,779 Yeah ? 783 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:46,738 You weren't alone. 784 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,449 Well, Brian lost the election. 785 00:40:50,868 --> 00:40:52,786 So you didn't destroy Lars. 786 00:40:53,912 --> 00:40:55,414 That makes one of us a decent person. 787 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:02,588 Hmm. I had it in me to do it. 788 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:06,967 I felt it. 789 00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:13,891 What were you gonna do? 790 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:20,731 Lars is... 791 00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:23,984 gay. 792 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:33,535 And you were gonna use that to... 793 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,037 Mom, it would've been so easy. 794 00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:39,082 But then... 795 00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:47,716 in my head, I kept seeing him looking at me... 796 00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:51,970 so scared, you know? 797 00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:54,598 Big, strong Lars, 798 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,309 scared and confused. 799 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:02,856 And I've been there, like... 800 00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:08,111 like all the time. 801 00:42:14,618 --> 00:42:17,538 And it was like we weren't really different people 'cause... 802 00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:20,249 someplace we aren't. 803 00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:38,433 Why is that so hard to remember? 804 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:40,978 I don't know. 805 00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:44,690 I didn't like losing, though. 806 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:50,737 I mean... being involved was supposed to make a difference, and... 807 00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:55,159 and...I don't really see how. 808 00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:03,417 Ah, well, you need more chocolate sauce. 809 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,964 And so do I. 810 00:43:22,686 --> 00:43:23,562 Oh, it's Darlene. 811 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:28,442 She's come to kill you and dip you in shellac. 812 00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:32,070 I'm eating your half. 813 00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:37,493 I got it. 814 00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:38,452 What ? 815 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,662 An internship at this graphics design studio. 816 00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:44,541 Brian found a mentoring program and then he set up the interview, 817 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:45,709 and they called me at work. 818 00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:48,795 All I had was the flyer that I made for Brian. 819 00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:49,254 Yeah. 820 00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:50,214 And they loved it. 821 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:50,881 Oh, my god! 822 00:43:51,006 --> 00:43:51,632 And this guy's so cool. 823 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:54,468 He had me help him out with this ad layout, right away. 824 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:57,221 A-and I mean, it was just colouring in stuff. 825 00:43:57,346 --> 00:44:00,849 But they're gonna pay me just as much as the hotel. 826 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:02,100 Really ? 827 00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:02,976 For doing something I love. 828 00:44:04,895 --> 00:44:05,312 It's... 829 00:44:06,396 --> 00:44:07,606 I just need to give you a hug. 830 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:08,190 Ok. 831 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:13,237 Congratulations. 832 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:14,780 I'm so happy for you. 833 00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:19,380 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59259

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