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There you are! Hey. Check this out.
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My dad took me shopping last night.
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That is so cute. What other colours does it come in?
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Angela- Red, blue, tiki green. Best of all, it's a camera.
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Take one of me.
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Angela- I'm still trying to figure it out.
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Hey, get off!
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Sorry, dr. Seuss. Don't get all Grinchy on me. How do I look?
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Unpopular.
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Excuse me. Come on, snap me.
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I'm trying to-- there's so many buttons.
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Can I please have my hat back?
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Why? Are your superpowers, like, leaking away?
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Come on, give it a rest, you guys.
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Oh, now everybody's Grinchy.
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What's wrong, did you and your biker chick break up?
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Hey, I think I got it!
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For your girlfriend's wallet?
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Cute. Now hand it over. Hey!
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Me of my paintings to be put into a new show at the franklin gallery.
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Mm. In public?
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Peer review. Bold move.
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Great. First teaching, now gallery shows. I mean, why don't you just put me on display and sell tickets?
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You're so selfless.
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I'm not even sure I should be doing it.
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I've only been dabbling in acrylics for a few months.
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And they're terrific. I can't believe you didn't tell us about this.
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Well, my... my compositions aren't balanced, and forget about the negative and positive face.
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When's the opening?
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Tomorrow.
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Great! Ha! Maybe you should include nude portraits of the whole family, or better yet, a series of paintings entitled, my daughter's life: A retrospective in humiliation.
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Are you ok, Joan?
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No. Yes.
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Just... the usual. Heh. School's, you know...stuff.
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Can I just say, I sort of pictured you the matching bra-and-panties type.
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You picture me in my panties?
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Not till I saw the photo. And my advice-- stay in school.
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How'd you see it?
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Spam e-mail.
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Ohh...unh! I made a huge mistake when I didn't hurl that cell phone into a shower stall.
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You have to nip this in the bud. People who use smiley faces in their e-mail do not deserve that much power.
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Are you talking about the panty shot?
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I deleted it, like, immediately.
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This is a nightmare!
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An... actual nightmare that I've had in my sleep.
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Uh, why do they hate you so much?
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They were picking on this pathetic hat girl in the locker room.
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I should have just kept my mouth shut.
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And your clothes on.
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You stuck up for someone in gym? That's like the front lines. Kudos. Rave on.
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Is English like a second language for you?
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Chill, Jane.
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I was thinking witness protection program.
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It'll blow over.
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Definite blowage.
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That is not the point. An act of retaliation is in order here. And peaceful protest went out with Gandhi.
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He went around naked, and he's, like, an icon.
I'm just trying to help.
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6 dead so far, a lot more injured. They keep coming in.
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All this happened in 20 seconds? How many people did he hit?
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Farmers market draws a big crowd. Apparently he plowed his car through the heart of it.
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We'll need his blood and urine as soon as possible.
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I want a breathalyzer now.
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The guy's 72. First I need to make sure he's ok.
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That's not my biggest concern at the moment.
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Is that him?
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Just give me a second.
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Shrink finally gives me the green light to get back on the street and this is the first thing I see. No.
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You ok?
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I'm horrified. And kind of pissed off.
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There he is! You bastard! You killed my wife!
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Hey, take it easy!
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Oh, no! We have 3 children! You tell my children you killed their mother!
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Get him upstairs to a secure room.
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Sorry. I didn't see you.
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It's all right. In my country, we are accustomed to centuries of tribal warfare.
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Are you, like, an exchange student?
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You might say I'm in charge of the exchange program.
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That was, like, the worst German accent I ever heard.
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Slavic, Joan. You've heard of the Balkan states?
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No, not really. Is every day like Halloween for you, or...
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I'm amused by Balkan pagan rituals. Not so much by blood-letting.
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Pace, pace, we're burning daylight here.
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Repeating myself is part of the job. Vengeance is mine.
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Ok. To be fair, you never went to high school.
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You never went to the crusades.
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It's time for you to round out your curriculum, Joan. You know, for college.
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Who can think about college at a time like this?
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High school will end. Doesn't that cheer you up? Band rehearsal coincides with study hall. Easy excuse slip.
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Band?
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They're always hurting for percussionists.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Am I being punished or something? I haven't even fought back yet.
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Hitting a drum feels pretty good.
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Oh, thanks, Ringo.
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Can I help you?
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Hi. How do I sign up?
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Well, that depends. Who are you, and what do you play?
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Um, I'm Joan Girardi, um...
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I play percussion...ism. Ist.
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Excellent. We need someone on drums.
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You will pound the skins, driving the beat into our piece. Like the drummers of old who called the warriors into battle with their fierce, pounding rhythms.
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Ha ha. Ok. Um... do you have the... hitting things?
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Yes, the hitting things. Uh...
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Here you are, Joan. All right.
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We've got 3 weeks until march-a-palooza. Are we going to rock?
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I said, are we going to rock?
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Yeah!
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Yeah. That's more like it.
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Ok, let's take a crack at the new one. I think this has the Herkes spirit you'll all be down for.
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Fleetwood Mac?
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No. Not when he gets through with it.
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Right. Thanks.
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Ok. From the beginning, in c, horns, you come in 2 bars late.
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Is, uh, there an echo in here?
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Heh heh. I'm sorry. I'm warming up.
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Ok. Let's try that again... together.
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Uh... percussion?
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That was commendably fierce, but rhythmically challenged.
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Take a moment to listen to the horns, find a beat--any beat-- and, uh...
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no flying debris. That's easy. Ok.
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It's a triangle attacking a circle.
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Oh, maybe the circle was rude.
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It's beautifully composed. Daniel's work is very powerful.
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Ok. Powerful.
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Easy, Picasso. The ability to stand and converse is kind of a requirement for these things.
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I know. I know, I know. I'm just very, very nervous.
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Oh, my god, I have students here. You know, this is a really bad idea.
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Miss Girardi?
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Yes.
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Andy Reese. Style editor at the herald.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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Style?
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Uh-huh. Do you have time for a few questions?
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Questions, me?
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Um...yeah. Ok. Heh. To style.
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Do you think that's me?
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Hey, guess what? Copernicus called, said the world doesn't revolve around you.
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Ohh! What a coincidence, because the dork police called, and they said they want their leader back.
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It's official, I don't miss high school anymore.
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Um, took a break for a while... uh-huh. Had the kids... oh, no, no, no.
Didn't paint at all, except with ketchup.
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Psst, dad. You let her have red wine?
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Well, I tried to steer her to the white, but I got distracted by all the arty people.
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Fix it!
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Anyone seen the paper? I have a faculty meeting. I want to read it before I go.
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Paper? Who reads the paper anymore?
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I want to see if my review came out.
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Where is it?
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How bad?
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Andy Reese is a pompous jerk, mom.
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I'm-- I'm a big girl.
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"As for Helen Girardi, arcadia high school's new art teacher,
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it is hard to imagine how this...neophyte has the courage to display her work in public,
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no less shape the young artistic minds of arcadia.
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She seems influenced by a bit of dada and, of course, cezanne, but in her callow hands, dada turns to doo-doo and the most cezanne left is..."
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it's just one lame critic's lame opinion.
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Hey, you want me to shoot him? 'Cause I got my gun back.
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Just give me your gun. I'll shoot him myself.
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Oh, god, I--I teach class tomorrow. My kids will have read this.
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Mom, no, mom, they won't. Trust me. High school kids only read under duress.
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Yeah, and high school art students don't read at all.
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Yeah.
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And lastly... whoo! It's a yo-yo! Yo!
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Pretty simple to operate. Nothing to do with chemistry, right?
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What have we been talking about for the past 5 months, people? What about energy?
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Potential, kinetic. Potential, kinetic. Potential, kinetic.
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Potential... kinetic
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So much for nipping it in the bud. This has gone way beyond the bud.
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No problem. We escalate. I vote for physical pain.
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Violence begets violence, yo.
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Back off, Siddhartha. You're out of their league here.
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You have to go for the Achille's heel: Vanity.
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What, like spike their cosmetics or something?
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Ask your brother what chemical cocktail would make their hair fall out.
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Oh, wouldn't that involve breaking and entering? My dad's a cop.
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I could whip up a cartoon. Kind of be like a social satire.
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You'd do that for me?
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I'd even sign it.
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Yeah, the soapheads are really gonna get that. She's in her underwear, dude.
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Aah-uhh!
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Bad underwear.
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Ok, all right!
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The humiliation part is good.
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It has to be something doable... and very mean.
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Conference call tonight. We'll figure it out.
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There were no skid marks. The man obviously didn't try to stop.
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You know how many accidents happen because people hit the gas instead of the brake?
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This guy wasn't on some killing rampage. Did you get the vehicle report?
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Brakes checked out. There was no mechanical failure as far as I can see.
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Somebody's got to take the fall for this, will. Either the county or the man who did it.
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Roy--
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There has to be a reason. Maybe he was angry about the changes to Medicare.
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Grieving the anniversary of his wife's death?
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So, if it's nothing more or less than human error, we can't allow for that?
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Not for a mess this big.
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Ohh. Is that me or some new life you're trying to ruin?
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We just sent it to 3 people. We can't control where it goes from there.
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Is this some kind of sport or more like ambition?
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Heh, psycho. Go bang your drum.
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Hey, yours is coming! It's only fair!
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Give it your best shot.
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Ha! When you least expect it!
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Done! The cornerstone of the practical joke.
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Who knew you guys would get so good at being mean?
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The devil?
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Go to the head of the class. You skip band practice this afternoon.
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Why? I just started.
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Laundry.
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What?
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Your mother's behind on laundry. Hence, the bad underwear. This you know.
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Ok, and this you should know. There's seriously weird laundry rules in my house.
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Like mom won't let anyone touch it except for dad. He likes to do his own. But we're talking serious dysfunction.
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Surprise her. She'll be grateful. Sometimes people need the choice taken out of their hands.
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Isn't that your job?
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No. This afternoon, it's yours. Do the laundry.
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You're the one who made us shamed to be naked!
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Ooh, I should stop doing that.
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Oh, this is bad.
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I'm doing laundry.
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Mom doesn't let people do laundry.
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Yeah, well, I'm taking the choice out of her hands.
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You're standing in the washing machine.
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I'm improvising. I can't be here all day.
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That doesn't look safe.
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Like laundry is not safe?
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Look, when I say go, I want you to hit the on button.
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Uh, what's the on button look like?
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I don't know. It should say "on."
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Well, it doesn't. It says "whites" or "colours."
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Uh, both.
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There's not a "both" button.
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Well, hit something.
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Ach, Joan, there's--
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Luke! Oh, no! Stop! Press stop!
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There's no "stop!"
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Aah! Call 911! Ohh! Luke! Aah! Aah! Aah! Luke! Call 911! Uhh! Ohh! Aah!
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Oh, my god!
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Here, you can have this back.
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Thanks.
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It's just a sprain. Keep the ice on it and stay on crutches for a couple of days.
240
00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:08,388
Crutches?
241
00:21:08,389 --> 00:21:10,079
Unless you prefer hobbling.
242
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:15,107
Uh, crutches. Thank you. Great. I'm tiny Tim.
243
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:20,552
Ok, to start, no one in the house touches my washing machine.
244
00:21:20,553 --> 00:21:25,896
I was just trying to help. It's bad enough to be called a bad artist.
245
00:21:25,897 --> 00:21:27,777
I'm not a bad artist.
246
00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:29,406
I'm just saying.
247
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:31,956
Ok, Luke, what was your involvement?
248
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,411
I hit a button. It was scientifically unsound.
249
00:21:35,412 --> 00:21:38,928
Huh! I don't want you people in my laundry room.
250
00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:40,494
Mom, too little, too late.
251
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,716
No, I feel I've been clear on this issue.
252
00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:46,171
How about I meet you guys in the lobby, hmm?
253
00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:49,740
Come on, Luke
254
00:21:55,353 --> 00:21:56,789
You know how to use these?
255
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,989
I know how to make electricity from sugar.
256
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:02,309
No, you don't. You just memorized it for the test.
257
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:09,746
Why are you punishing me? I haven't even done anything yet.
258
00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:10,793
Yet.
259
00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:14,836
Oh, wow. So thoughts really do count.
260
00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:16,839
Thoughts are things, Joan.
261
00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:21,436
And I don't punish people, you punish yourselves.
262
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,856
You're so good at it, I can almost retire.
263
00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:26,050
Well, why don't you?
264
00:22:26,051 --> 00:22:28,250
I like my work.
265
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:33,071
You know, it might help to think of these things as distractions.
266
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>From what?
267
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,741
Yourself, ways you've been wronged.
268
00:22:36,742 --> 00:22:39,055
Well, somebody has to take care of it.
269
00:22:39,056 --> 00:22:43,354
Yes, perhaps someone who knows better than to stand in a washing machine.
270
00:22:45,227 --> 00:22:48,476
Ha! You know, the more I get to know you, the less I like you.
271
00:22:48,477 --> 00:22:51,470
Oh, that is seriously screwed up.
272
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Ibuprofen 3. The directions on the bottle are wrong.
273
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You should really learn to avoid unnecessary pain.
274
00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:08,604
Oh, you-- you should really learn how to... pick on a supreme being your own size.
275
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I'm, uh, sorry you have to be here, Mrs. Kerr, but we need to interview everyone involved.
276
00:23:20,944 --> 00:23:24,041
It's all right. If I can help put that man away.
277
00:23:25,009 --> 00:23:26,105
Ok, now.
278
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:36,874
I was with my kids. They love the farmers market.
279
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:43,629
Amy is 3, and my little one Jill just started talking.
280
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:52,941
I was pushing her through the market, and she was pointing, saying "apple. Red apple."
281
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I'm ok. Thanks.
282
00:23:59,332 --> 00:24:04,942
She was pointing and laughing. And that's when I heard the screeching of the tires.
283
00:24:06,473 --> 00:24:12,743
I didn't have any time. I turned around, and I saw the car. I had to get out of the way.
284
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:18,914
I was holding Amy's hand, but the stroller, it tipped.
285
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:24,500
I tried to pull it, but it tipped...
286
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and he ran over her. He didn't even slow down. He ran right over my baby.
287
00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:06,342
Do you want me to heat up some dinner for you?
288
00:25:08,296 --> 00:25:13,613
No, thanks. I ate something chicken-related at the station.
289
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:27,013
Oh. I gave blood. They put a sticker on you, you forget to take it off, it looks like you're cracking.
290
00:25:27,872 --> 00:25:29,246
That was good of you.
291
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,905
Any more casualties?
292
00:25:36,729 --> 00:25:39,069
6 isn't enough?
293
00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:44,450
Oh, I hate the ones where there's no bad guy.
294
00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:46,307
There's not?
295
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:56,168
Good citizen. Conscientious objector. Sat out Korea on principle. Married 40 years.
296
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,709
He hit the wrong pedal.
297
00:26:00,964 --> 00:26:02,546
He shouldn't have been driving.
298
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,580
Andy baker shouldn't have been driving.
299
00:26:06,581 --> 00:26:11,839
You're the one who said we're not gonna sue a stupid kid for making a mistake.
300
00:26:14,036 --> 00:26:19,251
I wasn't wrong. I'm just saying.
301
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:35,001
Brings it all up again, doesn't it?
302
00:26:35,002 --> 00:26:40,272
Yeah. It travels all 2 inches above the surface.
303
00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:46,625
The thing is... Kevin's still here, and he's doing ok.
304
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:49,357
That's just luck.
305
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,122
I don't believe in luck.
306
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:53,982
That's all I believe in.
307
00:26:53,983 --> 00:26:55,461
What are you, Chinese?
308
00:26:57,379 --> 00:26:59,517
I'm a man with a paralyzed son.
309
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:06,128
Gee... what am I?
310
00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:11,181
You're a woman. We don't understand what makes you tick.
311
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:17,884
The heart, stupid. You understand anatomy.
312
00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:31,125
Good morning, heh, everyone.
313
00:27:33,462 --> 00:27:39,914
Um... let's begin with some free drawing. 5 minutes worth, I guess.
314
00:27:39,915 --> 00:27:42,066
Slammin' show, Mrs. Girardi.
315
00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,593
Um, thank you.
316
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,527
That critic is a wipe, yo.
317
00:27:53,434 --> 00:27:59,398
Um... so, you read the review?
318
00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:06,055
Well, he's just doing his job, I guess.
319
00:28:06,056 --> 00:28:09,496
He wrote that Rossetti was an impressionist.
320
00:28:09,497 --> 00:28:12,859
Which is like saying Monet was a pre-Raphaelite.
321
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,583
Really? He wrote that?
322
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:21,228
Yeah. He's a total poser, Mrs. G. The establishment press is, like, totally whack.
323
00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:25,132
Look at Manet, Lautrec, Van Gogh.
324
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:29,760
Yeah. Critics have this, like, you know, great tradition of being totally clueless.
325
00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:34,380
That's true, isn't it?
326
00:28:36,903 --> 00:28:52,136
But... our job as artists is to press on, continue creating, 'cause that's who we are.
327
00:28:55,484 --> 00:29:06,313
Um, even if some...critic does squash you like a bug.
That's who we are.
328
00:29:13,548 --> 00:29:15,839
Let me tell you what I put in place.
329
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,565
First order of business: Clear up old business. I asked Friedman to put his nerd cells to use...
330
00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:25,890
ok, he's gonna hack in and destroy the photo.
331
00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:28,307
He knows how to replace your body with Christy Brinkley's.
332
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,569
Pre-babies, like early eighties.
333
00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:36,987
Now all we have to do is narrow down our course of action. Rove is against physical violence, but I overrode him.
334
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:40,375
Yeah, apparently, it's like the U.N. Her vote counts for more.
335
00:29:40,376 --> 00:29:44,658
Here are my ideas, in order of inspiration. A--whoopee cushion.
336
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:50,273
Not evolved, but always effective. B--water balloons on the morning bus. Bad hair all day.
337
00:29:50,274 --> 00:29:57,031
C--the classic trip-and-fall with loaded trays in the cafeteria. D--gum in the seat. E--
338
00:29:57,032 --> 00:29:59,453
wait, wait, wait, wait. You're losing me.
339
00:29:59,454 --> 00:30:01,655
Retribution-- the oldest profession.
340
00:30:01,656 --> 00:30:03,895
I thought that was farming.
341
00:30:03,896 --> 00:30:05,761
Listen to me, don't whimp.
342
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:09,769
Hey! I'm injured, I'm tired, and I don't know if I can pull this off.
343
00:30:09,770 --> 00:30:12,682
The beauty part, Joan, is that your friends do it for you.
344
00:30:12,683 --> 00:30:14,291
I'm your friend?
345
00:30:14,292 --> 00:30:17,534
You're A's friend. I'm about "A."
346
00:30:17,535 --> 00:30:21,159
Do you have to talk? Is there, like, an off switch?
347
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:28,349
She's joking Yeah. Ring, ring. That's my life calling.
348
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:33,981
It's just her voice.
349
00:30:33,982 --> 00:30:38,324
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- It is!
350
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:36,678
All right. Hold up, everybody.
351
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:50,916
Let's be honest now. Have you ever played drums before?
352
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,489
No.
353
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:57,241
Then why are you here?
354
00:32:02,284 --> 00:32:05,115
I really want to be in the band.
355
00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,238
Hey, what are you doing after school?
356
00:32:14,239 --> 00:32:16,702
Oh, I have my other band practice.
357
00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:18,918
You're in another marching band?
358
00:32:18,919 --> 00:32:25,191
No, it's rock. Well, it's alternative. There's not really a name for it.
359
00:32:26,124 --> 00:32:27,431
So, you play music for fun?
360
00:32:27,432 --> 00:32:29,467
Is there another way to do it?
361
00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:32,470
Yeah, but 2 bands? I mean, I can't even do one load of laundry.
362
00:32:32,471 --> 00:32:36,342
Well, you know, it's pretty easy when you're the school pi�ata.
363
00:32:36,501 --> 00:32:40,947
Getting dumped on is like fossil fuel. I can't hit back, so I play music.
364
00:32:40,948 --> 00:32:42,854
Why can't you hit back?
365
00:32:42,855 --> 00:32:44,896
I'm not allowed. I'm Quaker.
366
00:32:46,585 --> 00:32:47,979
Oh. Wait, like oatmeal?
367
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:51,512
Like weird outfits, like Richard Nixon.
368
00:32:51,513 --> 00:32:53,654
Is god in that?
369
00:32:53,655 --> 00:32:55,272
Sure.
370
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:59,005
So god kind of tells you, you can't hit back?
371
00:32:59,006 --> 00:33:08,648
Yeah. Uh... I don't... I don't always understand why he wants me to do the things that he wants, but yeah.
372
00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:17,428
Have you ever seen him?
373
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:22,831
No. Ha ha ha. Have you? What are you, catholic?
374
00:33:22,832 --> 00:33:30,343
No. My parents are. I was baptized, but--but I'm nothing.
375
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,854
But you-- you've seen god?
376
00:33:33,855 --> 00:33:35,561
I didn't say that.
377
00:33:35,562 --> 00:33:38,533
Um, any--any time you want to talk about--
378
00:33:38,534 --> 00:33:39,842
oh, I don't.
379
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:41,295
Ok. Yeah.
380
00:33:41,296 --> 00:33:44,851
Ok. Um, I'll see you later.
381
00:33:44,852 --> 00:33:46,856
Ok. Bye.
382
00:34:20,274 --> 00:34:23,391
Looks like you're all set to go.
383
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,741
Mr. Hansen?
384
00:34:34,859 --> 00:34:37,616
How can I just leave?
385
00:34:39,501 --> 00:34:44,295
I explained it to you. We're not pressing charges at this time.
386
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,669
I know you did.
387
00:34:49,593 --> 00:34:52,197
I'm not senile, for god's sake.
388
00:34:52,198 --> 00:34:57,475
All I can say is, how can I go home after what I did?
389
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:06,385
You feel bad. I understand. It would be simple if that was enough,
390
00:35:06,386 --> 00:35:16,840
but 6 people are dead, their families changed forever, and no amount of remorse or apology can change that.
391
00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:23,223
Now, all you can do is walk out of here and try to face the rest of your life.
392
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,288
Jane, there's something you should know.
393
00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:49,511
Yeah, yeah, you're all about baby voice. Yeah, I get it, ok? I swear on my honour to tolerate it, but only for you.
394
00:35:49,512 --> 00:35:51,590
No, no, no. The act of revenge, it's big.
395
00:35:51,591 --> 00:35:52,597
I didn't do anything.
396
00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:59,680
It's Friedman, ok, the hired hit. He hacked into Angela's diaries, Spam e-mail, now she's hunting him down like a wild animal.
397
00:35:59,697 --> 00:36:00,207
Ok?
398
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,035
He's hiding out in the cafeteria. Come on.
399
00:36:24,703 --> 00:36:27,864
This is gonna be better than a million love letters.
400
00:36:29,122 --> 00:36:30,651
What is wrong with you?
401
00:36:30,652 --> 00:36:31,450
What?
402
00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:34,368
You made my personal and private thoughts a public spectacle.
403
00:36:35,557 --> 00:36:39,407
You mess with scientists, my friend, you're gonna get science.
404
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,340
You freak, I want to kill you!
405
00:36:41,341 --> 00:36:46,744
Le petite mort. The little death. I have some conversational French in my arsenal.
406
00:36:46,745 --> 00:36:49,643
Laurie, do you know what they did?
407
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:53,740
I know you said my hair's dyed. It's not, it's highlighted.
408
00:36:56,029 --> 00:36:59,868
>From the diary of Angela nobody.
409
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:09,365
"My breasts-- I've obsessed about them, wanting them to grow enough to make a c-cup by prom.
410
00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:21,288
But today I hate them. I hate my breasts, because today my mom told me she has breast cancer.
411
00:37:26,422 --> 00:37:27,924
I'm so scared I can't--
412
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,501
Stop. Just stop.
413
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:02,676
Ordinarily, I'd give you a back rub, but I'm afraid my callused hands might turn dada into doo-doo.
414
00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:05,333
So we've moved on from the review.
415
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:06,712
Oh, yeah.
416
00:38:09,183 --> 00:38:12,067
I, uh, did a bad thing today.
417
00:38:13,657 --> 00:38:14,872
Tell me.
418
00:38:15,713 --> 00:38:20,422
I made that little old man feel guilty for killing people.
419
00:38:21,023 --> 00:38:22,696
He didn't feel guilty enough?
420
00:38:23,675 --> 00:38:25,260
Not for me.
421
00:38:26,189 --> 00:38:28,425
You needed revenge?
422
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:32,419
For a baby in a stroller? I kind of did.
423
00:38:34,295 --> 00:38:36,358
God forgives it.
424
00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:37,911
God?
425
00:38:37,912 --> 00:38:41,114
The universe, Whatever.
426
00:38:44,903 --> 00:38:47,633
I needed to hurt him.
427
00:38:47,634 --> 00:38:50,126
More than he was already hurt?
428
00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:56,969
Yeah. Am I going to hell?
429
00:39:00,569 --> 00:39:02,686
You don't believe in hell.
430
00:39:08,157 --> 00:39:15,183
I believe in someplace... where you aren't.
431
00:39:19,877 --> 00:39:22,838
There's no place like that.
432
00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,645
Adam. It's late.
433
00:40:00,646 --> 00:40:02,126
It is?
434
00:40:02,127 --> 00:40:05,358
Heh, yeah. Come in.
435
00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:09,283
Are you cold? You want something to eat?
436
00:40:16,016 --> 00:40:19,252
Uh... I want to talk.
437
00:40:20,399 --> 00:40:23,678
So, does it, like, hurt?
438
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:26,760
Not so bad anymore. You get used to it.
439
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,038
Did you know about Angela's mother?
440
00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:36,384
No. Did you?
441
00:40:36,385 --> 00:40:44,284
No. We're both behind this whole thing.
442
00:40:44,285 --> 00:40:47,434
No. Friedman was.
443
00:40:49,977 --> 00:40:52,607
Jane, we were.
444
00:40:57,619 --> 00:41:03,079
Yeah. We'll apologize.
445
00:41:05,117 --> 00:41:07,721
I mean, that's enough, right?
446
00:41:07,722 --> 00:41:10,352
I don't know.
447
00:41:19,014 --> 00:41:23,940
Wow, this is the most awesome sandwich I have ever seen.
448
00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:28,336
Have it. Heh. Bored with it already. Too much chewing.
449
00:41:38,344 --> 00:41:41,009
I'm not hungry.
450
00:41:48,712 --> 00:41:50,425
Hmm. So why are you here?
451
00:42:02,848 --> 00:42:05,793
Iris is a good person.
452
00:42:05,794 --> 00:42:09,473
I know.
453
00:42:12,470 --> 00:42:19,635
It--ahem--it's just that her voice... drives me crazy. Heh heh.
454
00:42:20,963 --> 00:42:25,350
It's her real voice.
455
00:42:25,351 --> 00:42:29,955
It drives me crazy, too.
456
00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:08,272
But you love her?
457
00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:21,103
I--I like her a lot.
458
00:43:25,752 --> 00:43:28,745
And you want me to like her, too?
459
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,715
No.
460
00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:42,615
But I want you to like me.
461
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:58,206
Adam, I don't just like you.
462
00:44:13,245 --> 00:44:17,330
Heh. Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
463
00:44:35,903 --> 00:44:38,925
Good night, Jane.
464
00:45:13,964 --> 00:45:16,622
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