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- CHARLIE: Where is it? It was right here.
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- I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac,
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- what're you even talking about?
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The word is superstition,
not "stupid-stition."
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I know what the word is, Charlie.
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I'm saying your green man
suit is a stupid superstition.
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Oh, really?
Then why do the Eagles keep winning?
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Also, by the way, dude,
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uh, you're a Cowboys fan,
so shut the hell up.
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I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan.
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And he retired, so now I bleed green.
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- Go, Birds! Go, Birds!
- All right, well, I'm not
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going to the Super Bowl without it.
I got to find it.
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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?
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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?
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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.
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- Do you know how football works?
- MAC: Yes.
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That's right, your voodoo bullshit
is not gonna mean anything if...
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Wh-What's going on with your eye?
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Uh, nothing, I got a,
I think I got an eyelash in it.
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Well, you're, like,
scratching it, and it's blinking.
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- I just, I slept on it funny.
- (Charlie groans)
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What the hell is the holdup here?
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MAC: Frank, this is why
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I wanted total control
over the guest list, all right?
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The eyes of the world are
gonna be on Philadelphia,
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and I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?
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And that is why I'm very
nervous about these guys.
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MEN (chanting): Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Hey.
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Chug! Oh!
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Do me a favor, hold that corner right there.
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- What's this?
- Uh, I got to put up a sign.
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I want people to know
we're closed for salmonella
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because of the Super Bowl.
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Okay. First of all,
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how is "salmonella"
the only word you spelled correctly?
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And second of all, which is it?
Are we closed for salmonella,
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or are we closed 'cause of the Super Bowl?
It's very confusing.
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- Look, do me a favor? Okay? Just go find green man.
- Yep.
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Please? Please, thank you.
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- Charlie. Here, eat this asparagus.
- What?
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No, I can't eat that right now.
That-That's not right.
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It's not part of my rituals.
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Okay, do you know what's not right...
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is that we are trying to start a family,
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- and you're not taking it very seriously.
- Okay, no, I hear you,
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but what I need to take seriously right now
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is the Super Bowl, okay?
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And that means sticking to my color system.
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All right? I wear green. I don't eat it.
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I'm green man. I eat brown,
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preferably, uh, milksteak
with a little light char to it.
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And I drink yellow, because beer is yellow,
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and that is what has been
working all season long!
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- Oh, my God.
- I don't want to talk about this right now.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where're you going?
- Huh?
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Got to find green man.
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- Why does no one understand this?
- (sighs)
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Nobody cares about your
stupid superstitions.
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- Dude, just get off my back, all right? Let me find it.
- No.
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Man, look, I just wish one time
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you would not make everything so difficult.
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Yeah, and you know what?
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Sometimes I wish you'd just disappear.
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Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise.
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("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing)
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(all cheering)
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- (whooping)
- This is very nice.
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Party bus!
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- No way.
- Fully stocked.
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(overlapping chatter)
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(all cheering)
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- There it is!
- You found it! - MAC: All right.
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- You found the damn suit. Can we go now?
- DEE: Nice.
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Where the hell is green man?!
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Where is it?!
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Well, I just can't find it,
so I'm gonna have to, like,
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buy a new one on the way up there.
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Who knows if it's even
gonna have the same powers
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as the other one did. I...
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Where is everybody?
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Guys?
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-
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Honey?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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I made my friends disappear.
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I made my friends disappear!
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Rockin' around the Christmas tree
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At the Christmas party hop
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Mistletoe hung where you can see
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Every couple tries to stop
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Rockin' around...
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Hey, Frank!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
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And we'll do some caroling
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Hey, Mac!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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I got your...
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sticky Bible!
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Dee!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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Dee, woof!
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The Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday
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Everyone dancing...
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(screams)
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I don't know why I'm screaming.
This doesn't hurt at all.
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Countdown to the game. And start the clock.
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E-A-G-L-E-S!
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Eagles! All right, boys.
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I'm home alone in the bar, you know?
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It's all me. This is, like, my bar now.
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Hey, cheers to you
and the big game, boys, right?
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Really cool, too, man.
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Those, like, those uniforms
look really cool on you.
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You guys look, like, really strong.
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(chuckles): I am a little bored.
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(growling)
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What the heck?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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Is this a joke?
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Cricket?
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Uncle Jack?
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- Is this a joke?
- (growling)
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(gasps)
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(growling continues)
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It's only my imagination.
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It's only my imagination.
It's only my imagination.
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(gasps)
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(panting)
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Okay.
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So, he tries to punch me. He misses.
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- Oh.
- He misses. What an idiot, huh?
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- Yeah.
- (laughs)
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I got it.
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(door rattling)
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- Hey, idiot.
- What?
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Read the sign.
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"Closed for salmonella because Super Bowl."
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Well, which one is it?
Is it closed for salmonella,
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- or is it closed for the Super Bowl?
- I don't know.
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Burglars.
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- (panting)
- (chatter continues outside)
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Thi-This is my bar.
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(panting)
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I have to defend it.
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Ah, I know.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock
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Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring
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Snowin' and blowin' up
- (shouts)
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Bushels of fun
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Now the jingle hop has begun
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Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock
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Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time
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Dancin' and prancin'
in Jingle Bell Square
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In the frosty air
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What a bright time,
it's the right time
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To rock the night away
- (grunting)
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-
Jingle bell time is a swell time
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To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
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Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet
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Jingle around the clock
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Mix and a-mingle
in the jinglin' feet.
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(screaming)
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(screaming continues)
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(groaning)
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Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher.
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I got to stop the bleeding.
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Help! Help!
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(sighs)
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, okay. Okay.
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- (groaning)
- (chains clattering)
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(groaning loudly)
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(panting)
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(pants, shrieks)
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Oh, God. Oh, this is gonna suck.
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(panting)
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Oh! Shit!
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(groans)
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Okay.
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(panting)
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- (sizzling)
- (yells)
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(groans)
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MALE VOICE: It's time for the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
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(groaning)
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Oh, man.
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(groans)
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- (indistinct, excited chatter)
- What?
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- (cheers and applause)
- (horn honking)
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How is the game starting? Uh...
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How did I lose an entire day?!
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Oh, shit, I got to get the TV on!
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(yells)
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(crying)
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Oh, shit. Hey, uh, help?
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(panting) Oh, who am I kidding, man?
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No one's gonna leave their TVs right now.
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My colors.
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I-I didn't do my color rituals. Guys,
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you're gonna lose the game because of me!
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I'm so sorry I let you guy...
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I let you guys down, man. I didn't...
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Oh, I blew it. (crying)
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It's gonna be my fault.
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(squeaking, sniffing)
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Hey. Hey there, fella. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Be careful.
Don't-don't... don't go by the traps.
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Don't... Come here, come here, come here.
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Come here, come here, come here.
Come here. I got you.
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- You're gonna be okay.
- (squeaking)
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'Cause I know what it's like
to be caught in a trap now,
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and it's not okay.
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I won't let you get caught in a trap, okay?
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You're so cute and tiny and...
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and brown.
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Healthy-looking fellow, huh?
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Ah. The brown is down.
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The brown is down.
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Wasn't too bad.
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- (cheering)
- (horn tooting)
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Eagles must have scored. It's working!
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All right. All right, let's get that TV on.
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(laughing)
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(laughing maniacally)
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I ate my brown, and it worked!
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(laughing): I ate my brown!
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(laughing)
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Although I got a feeling that's gonna
come back to haunt me later.
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No, right now.
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(retching)
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(whimpers, groans)
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Never, ever, ever, ever, ever eat a rat.
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Risin' up...
- (gasps)
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- (people booing, jeering)
- (horns honking)
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- (groans)
- (booing and jeering continues)
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(groans, mutters)
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Oh, man, that sounds
like the Pats scored, huh?
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Okay, I-I just got to keep
going with my colors, right?
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All right, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm-I'm gonna keep going.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna wear green.
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I'm gonna drink yellow. All right.
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Green. What's-what's green? What's green?
255
00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:29,437
What can I...?
256
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,838
Okay, I got it.
257
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:32,573
Okay, boys, I got it.
258
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,975
Here's the play.
259
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,860
I'm not gonna let you fellas down.
260
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,379
I'm gonna untie my shoes,
261
00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:40,381
I'm gonna toss them over the rope.
262
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:43,134
That's gonna lower that
green paint can down to me.
263
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(groans)
264
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,937
(crying)
265
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,007
(laughing)
266
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,943
(crying)
267
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,478
Shoes goes up.
268
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Soar like an Eagle!
269
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Aah! Okay, boys,
270
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I'm not gonna let you down.
271
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:04,438
Soar like an Eagle! Yeah!
272
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(cackling)
273
00:12:13,915 --> 00:12:16,401
Oh, shit.
274
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,736
Okay, plan B.
275
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,137
(booing, honking in distance)
276
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,874
Oh, no. Okay.
277
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,675
(panting) Bear with me.
278
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(yells, whimpers) All right.
279
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Let's chew through this bad boy.
280
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I'm gonna chew through it. (grunts)
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(spits, grunts)
282
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There we go. Okay.
283
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,307
Here we go.
284
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:43,378
(strained): Oh, no.
285
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,979
All right.
286
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:46,647
I'm just gonna have to catch it.
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One... (panting)
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two...
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three.
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(groans)
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(coughing)
292
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(groans)
293
00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:08,703
(coughing)
294
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Okay, I'm green.
295
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- (groans) That's...
- (cheering, honking in distance)
296
00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:15,242
Nice. Sounds like it's working.
297
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,577
All right.
298
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,380
Got to get some yellow. (grunts)
299
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Got to get some yellow!
Got to drink some beers, boys!
300
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,734
(whoops)
301
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,937
(crying)
302
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,538
(grunts)
303
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,473
(coughing)
304
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,342
(laughs)
305
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,409
I'm coming, beer!
306
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,212
I'm gonna get my yellow!
307
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,965
(grunts)
308
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,704
Oh, shit!
309
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,506
(pants) I'm stuck.
310
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:46,707
(grunts)
311
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:50,545
(yelling)
312
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,047
(yells)
313
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,833
(panting)
314
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,204
(grunting)
315
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,044
(grunts)
316
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:14,101
Oh!
317
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:17,038
(crying)
318
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,509
(clinking)
319
00:14:21,578 --> 00:14:24,845
(grunting)
320
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:26,580
(crying)
321
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,098
Not enough yellow!
322
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,467
- (panting)
- (booing in distance)
323
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,802
Where the hell am I gonna get some yellow?
324
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,008
- (urinates)
- Oh, God.
325
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,677
Oh, God.
326
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,547
Oh, this is awful.
327
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,234
JASON KELCE: You can do it, Charlie.
You drink that yellow.
328
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,502
You got us here!
329
00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:49,904
Now finish what you started.
330
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,239
Whoa. Hey, dudes.
331
00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:53,974
Finish your color rituals.
332
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,309
Okay. Here goes!
333
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,778
Go, Eagles!
334
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,513
(gulping)
335
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,531
Oh, that was rough.
336
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,666
Now turn on that TV.
337
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,734
Yeah!
338
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,336
Oh!
339
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,939
I don't think I can get there, boys.
340
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,140
You watched every game this season...
you can't miss
341
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,474
the end of the most important one.
342
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,675
Oh, come on, man.
343
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,677
I did the color rituals. Isn't that enough?
344
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,346
The only reason the Eagles made it this far
345
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,081
is because of your superstitions.
346
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,500
The rituals.
They say you're caught in a bear trap.
347
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,301
They say you lost two quarts of blood.
348
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,570
They say you're hallucinating!
349
00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:23,904
Who's "they"?
350
00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:25,506
Everyone who didn't believe in you.
351
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,708
And I got two words for them: (bleep) 'em!
352
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,578
- Right!
- You've got this, Charlie. You're an Eagle.
353
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,512
- Yeah!
- Now go turn on that TV!
354
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,399
Yeah! (whoops) Here I go!
355
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,600
- Yeah, come on, Charlie. You got this.
- Come on, Charlie.
356
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,202
(muttering, laughs)
357
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,138
(grunting)
358
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,873
- Come on, Charlie. Come on!
- Pull that chain! Pull it!
359
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,475
(Charlie shouts)
360
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,210
- Yeah!
- (laughing)
361
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,946
- Come on, Charlie. You can do this, baby.
- Let's go.
362
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,948
Oh, glass!
363
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,300
- I stepped right on the glass!
- Yeah,
364
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,702
- but keep pushing, man.
- No pain, no gain!
365
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:56,237
Okay. I got it.
366
00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:00,707
- Oh!
- Oh! - (screams)
367
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,709
I forgot about that one!
368
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,578
Why would anybody do that to anybody?
369
00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:06,647
- Fight through it. Fight through the pain!
- (mutters)
370
00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:08,866
- Come on, come on.
- Move, move.
371
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,534
Oh, I forgot... (yells)
372
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,470
- Oh!
- Shit! (groans)
373
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,805
Come on, man. You got it.
You took that one, eh? Keep going,
374
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,341
- Charlie.
- (straining)
375
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,076
- Come on, Charlie.
- Pull that chain!
376
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,277
- BOTH: Pull that chain! Pull that chain!
- I am pulling,
377
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,146
- you big fat assholes!
- Pull that chain!
378
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,747
- (groans)
- There's some slack in here. Pull it.
379
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,299
- (crying)
- There you go.
380
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,567
Come on, Charlie.
381
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:29,569
(strains) I can't do it!
382
00:16:29,606 --> 00:16:31,571
(groans) I can't do it.
383
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,041
No, no, it's too hard.
384
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,310
No, the trap. It was designed for animals.
385
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,778
Yeah. So?
386
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,047
You're a human, dude.
387
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,999
Use your thumbs.
388
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,201
- What do you mean, use my thumbs?
- There's a release lever
389
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,404
on the bottom. Thumbs.
390
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:48,606
What?!
391
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,742
Well, why didn't you tell me
there was a release lever?!
392
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,744
You bought the trap, Charlie.
393
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,481
I only know about the release lever
because you know about the release lever.
394
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,166
Y-You get that, right?
395
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:02,436
Yeah, no, I-I totally get that.
396
00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:04,104
- He's not getting it.
- We're-we're not real. - No, I get it.
397
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:07,240
Quick question: where is the release lever?
398
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,976
- It's on the bottom!
- It's on the bottom!
399
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,244
- The bottom of the trap.
- Yeah. You set it up.
400
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,314
I see it. Okay. (grunts)
401
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:15,266
- (straining)
- (creaking)
402
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,466
Oh!
403
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,003
(pained laughing)
404
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,338
COMMENTATOR:
Patriots with the ball at their own
405
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,207
- nine yard line.
- Oh!
406
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,076
Oh, Brady's got the ball. The ball... What?!
407
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,811
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock!?
408
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,014
Oh, shit, what happened? What changed?
409
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,565
Yeah... you're gonna
410
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:32,900
- have to get back in that trap.
- Yeah.
411
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:36,103
Aw, come on, man.
You just told me to get out of it.
412
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,372
Yeah, that was before Brady had the ball.
413
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,441
(groans) Does it have
to be the same leg or...
414
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,710
- Yeah.
- Same leg. - Damn it!
415
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:44,712
Are you sure this is gonna work?
416
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,714
Every single thing that every fan does,
417
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:50,267
at home or at the stadium,
makes a direct impact in the game.
418
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,936
Aw... shit.
419
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,672
-
Fly, Eagles, fly
- _
420
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,477
-
On the road to victory
-
Fight, fight, fight
421
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,746
Fight, Eagles, fight
422
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,199
Score a touchdown, one, two, three
423
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,500
One, two, three
424
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:07,902
Hit 'em low
425
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,837
Hit 'em high
426
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,640
And watch our Eagles fly
427
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,777
Fly, Eagles, fly
428
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,714
On the road to victory.
429
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,066
E-A-G-L-E-S!
430
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,268
Eagles!
431
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,804
E-A-G-L-E-S!
432
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,938
Eagles!
433
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,944
(trio chanting backwards)
434
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,048
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