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Is a six month anniversary even a thing?
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Why are you getting Ben any gift at all?
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Look, I don't know how
relationships work
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in the creature world, but
I'm just trying to figure out
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what a real human person
would do in this situation.
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Never made it to six months with anyone.
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That's not true.
You've been with Svetlana
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- for over six months.
- I don't think my waxer counts.
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Which reminds me,
I need to find a new one.
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Svetlana's been taking
some creative liberties
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I'm not loving.
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- I don't know, stripes are slimming.
- [Sighs]
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Ben's planned a nice dinner
and a carriage ride,
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which is kind of cheesy, but whatever.
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I can't show up empty-handed.
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Sure, but if you show up
with something too fancy,
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you're gonna make him feel bad.
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Well, what about coasters?
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But nice coasters, not like
the ones he has currently,
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which are just old "WrestleMania" DVDs.
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Yeah. Coasters should work.
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No need to make a big deal here.
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Kids? Alice?
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Mrs. Lopez, who even though your
key is only for emergencies,
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I know you sometimes sneak over
to use our bathroom
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'cause you like our T.P.?
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Dad, I need a sock to
build a sock puppet.
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Spoiler alert... You're getting
a sock puppet for Father's Day.
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Did this get made into a movie?
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Andy: Dad!
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In here.
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Do we have any oatmeal?
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I need to use the container
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to make a pinhole camera for art.
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Uh, yeah. Here you go, bud.
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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Everyone's home, Mrs. Lopez.
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I've got this all figured out.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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Mary: Six months ago,
this typical domestic morning
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would have sent Alice
screaming out of here,
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but now, thanks to me,
her furry sounding board,
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she's handling it like a boss.
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Boyfriend, kids, family, none
of it phases her anymore.
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She's even drinking drip coffee,
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like a real domestic lady.
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Yep, she and I make a great team.
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Has anyone seen my...
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iPad?
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Thanks, Alice.
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Ooh. What's the 4-1-1 on this sweet piece?
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Oh. It's just an old jacket of mine.
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- Can I give it away for the clothing drive?
- Sure.
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- Uh, I saw it first.
- Uh, she gave it to me,
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so I could give it to others.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this fight
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all in the name of charity?
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Our classes are neck and neck
for the annual clothing drive.
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The class that donates the most
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gets to miss school
and have a dance party.
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Andy: It's at a real club
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with a real deejay,
though it's not during
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the real club hours.
It's 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.
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And every item counts.
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- Hey, give it back.
- Never.
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There's the dummy who makes her
the happiest she's ever been.
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Happy anniversary, sweetie.
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Oh, you remembered.
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Yep. It's how I roll.
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Six months is a long time.
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Some bugs live their whole lives
in just one day.
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Ben: Thought the death thing
was a phase,
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but it might just be who she is.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go for a run
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to keep this dad bod tight.
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Unless one of you wants to say,
"You don't have to do that.
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You're in great shape." No? Nothing?
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Crickets? Okay.
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Hey, where's your other shoe?
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I couldn't find it,
but I like it better this way.
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Okay. You stand on one foot and
I'll go find the other shoe.
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Neither of us knew it at the time,
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but the events of the next 24 hours
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were going to change everything.
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[Gasps]
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You got to open that.
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- [Both gasp]
- Holy [bleep].
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- Is that a...
- Yep.
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- So Ben's gonna...
- Yep.
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- Six month anniversary.
- One more "yep."
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I mean, I'm not good with jewelry,
but that is a 2 1/2 carat,
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white gold cushion-cut
diamond engagement ring.
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- Okay. Deep breath.
- [Breathing heavily]
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Close the box.
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Put back the shoe.
Take Bunny to school. Go home.
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Drink. Think. Drink.
This is crazy, right?
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I don't know. Is it?
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And that's when I realized
no matter how close
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I was to Alice,
if she and Ben got engaged,
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maybe she wouldn't need me anymore,
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and I would just go away.
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No one's home, nerd.
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What's up, little sis?
Want to see something
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that's gonna crush your dreams
and destroy your spirits?
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- Um...
- Boom! Shakalaka.
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Oh, man. [Clicks tongue]
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All I have is this one old cardigan...
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that I couldn't fit into
these five bags right here.
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What? How are you
donating so much stuff?
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Because I care, Andy.
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I actually care...
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about winning the dance party.
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Flannel, flannel, flannel.
Who gave you these?
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Aunt Jean and her roommate?
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I raided Dad's closet.
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He has a million of them.
He'll never notice.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Well, uh, I got to go
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and, uh, run an errand.
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[Gasps] You mean steal Dad's shirts.
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- Uh, diversion.
- [Grunts]
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He hasn't been on a bicycle
since Lance got framed.
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Framed? He confessed
on national television.
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He was a patsy.
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Alice: Oh, I can't believe
Ben is going to propose.
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- Is that what you want?
- Yes... and no.
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I hadn't thought about it till now.
It's only been six months.
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Exactly. Six months seems so soon.
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We've never even seen
this guy in warm weather.
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Does he wear jean shorts?
Tank tops? Umbros?
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I mean, who is summer Ben?
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Marriage is a big commitment.
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Maybe we should make a list
of cons and pros.
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You mean pros and cons?
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Or cons and cons. Let's see
how the list shapes up.
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Maybe the whole reason
I never wanted to get married
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was because I had never found
the right guy,
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and Ben's the right guy.
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I mean, he's no John C. Reilly
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[whimpers] but here's another con.
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100% of marriages don't work out.
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- Where'd you get that statistic?
- From the only marriages I know...
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your parents' and Ben's.
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Those are good examples
of horrible marriages.
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And the idea of a marriage
ending like that is...
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terrifying.
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Phew! So you're saying
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if you get married, we're
letting the terrorists win.
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But I can't not do something
just because I'm afraid.
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Mm, are you sure?
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Actually... I am.
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Before you came back, I was too
scared to even meet Ben's kids,
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but you helped push me through that.
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The whole reason you came back
was to get me to this point.
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And I'm ready to do it.
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I want to marry Ben.
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I'm gonna say yes.
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I'm gonna marry Ben.
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Yay.
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Aww.
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Look at you guys.
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With your big, sweet faces.
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So much ahead of you.
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Um, we're just heading to our mom's.
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I'm so glad I got to see you
before you left.
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Are you gonna die?
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- Dora. Always the quipster.
- [Chuckling nervously]
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- I think she's gonna die.
- Wow. You look...
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way too hot to be with a guy like me.
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- I know.
- [Horn honks]
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Ooh, that's Mom.
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See you later.
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Hey.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- [Sighs]
- [Door closes]
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- Mmm.
- You ready?
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Almost.
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- Just got to go grab my wallet.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs]
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What the...?
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You okay up there?
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Yep. I'll be down in a second.
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It's so cute. He's so nervous.
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We're all nervous.
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Why am I looking for a snack?
We're going out to dinner.
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Hey.
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Just want to tell you I love you,
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and thank you for putting
so much effort into planning
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what is going to be an awesome night.
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Yep.
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[Gasps] Not my spots!
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[Sighs]
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This restaurant is so beautiful.
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Cool.
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Can't believe you got a reservation.
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Cool.
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Enjoy.
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Souffl?? You thought of everything.
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So, should I just dig in and see
what kind of souffl? it is?
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Pretty sure it's chocolate.
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Sure. Chocolate and...
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[Sighs]
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Uh, honey? Is it okay?
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[Mouth full] Yeah. Good chocolate.
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[Chuckles] This is just hot.
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Hmm.
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You want a fork, or... Oh.
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So, what's next? Carriage ride?
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You know what? Can we actually
take a rain check on that?
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I'm actually not feeling good.
Can we get the check?
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- You want to take that to go, or...?
- No.
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Sorry about cutting the night short.
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I just got hit with this out of nowhere.
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Maybe it was the creamed prawns.
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Maybe.
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Alice?
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Yes?
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[Inhales]
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Happy anniversary.
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I'll call you later.
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[Sighs]
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He didn't do it.
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Want to talk about it?
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No.
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I just want to go to bed.
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I know it's not
very imaginary BFF of me,
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but even though she was sad
Beardo didn't propose,
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I couldn't have been happier.
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Oh, you're home.
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Did you sleep last night?
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- Or shower?
- No.
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Guys, this is important.
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I need everyone to think very hard.
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Ready!
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Have you seen my old, brown work boots?
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- Yeah.
- Totally.
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You have?
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[Laughs]
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Thank God. Where?
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Uh, w-we just... We borrowed
them for a school thing.
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Of course you did. What did you do
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with the ring box
that was inside the boots?
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- Ring box?
- Yeah. I hid a ring box in the boot.
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[Chuckles] That's weird,
like an engagement...
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[Both gasp]
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Oh, no.
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What's an engagement?
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Bunny, that's a great question.
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Uh, an engagement is when...
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two people love each other
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and they want to spend the rest
of their lives together.
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I'm gonna ask Alice to marry me.
256
00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,637
[Chuckles] Aww, I approve. I like her.
257
00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,889
- Dad, congrats.
- Thanks, guys.
258
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:57,258
But I haven't done it yet.
I don't have the ring.
259
00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:58,976
- Can I drink at the wedding?
- Can I be your best man?
260
00:10:59,062 --> 00:10:59,994
Can I get a bird?!
261
00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:01,362
These are all great questions,
262
00:11:01,447 --> 00:11:03,214
and I'm so excited
you guys are all excited,
263
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,866
but I haven't proposed yet
'cause I don't have the ring.
264
00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:07,251
So where are the boots?
265
00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:08,769
Hmm?
266
00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:09,654
- Uh...
- Say something.
267
00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:10,788
Please say something.
268
00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:12,890
- [Chuckles]
- They are at school
269
00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:16,644
in the clothing drive,
which started an hour ago.
270
00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:23,351
[Barks]
271
00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:24,902
I don't know why I did that.
272
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,788
- Where we going?
- Paris. Tokyo. Mexico.
273
00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,357
The world is our oyster.
274
00:11:29,442 --> 00:11:30,408
Have you been up all night?
275
00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:31,242
This whole Ben-not-proposing thing?
276
00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:32,376
This is not a heartbreak.
277
00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:34,862
- This is a second chance.
- Okay.
278
00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:36,747
I mean... [scoffs] married?
279
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,016
A guy with kids?
"Um, no, thank you, Alice,"
280
00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:40,351
says Alice to Alice.
281
00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:42,203
Okay, you're talking to yourself
like a crazy person.
282
00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,955
I'm just saying that's not who I am.
283
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:47,024
I am an independent woman
who takes spontaneous vacations.
284
00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,043
Look. Bathing suit. Bam.
285
00:11:49,128 --> 00:11:50,928
Snow pants. Bam.
286
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:53,164
Malaria pills. Bam.
287
00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:55,032
So either there's a snow-covered beach
288
00:11:55,118 --> 00:11:57,134
with a mosquito problem
that I haven't read about,
289
00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:59,203
or you have no idea where we're going.
290
00:11:59,238 --> 00:12:00,404
Nope.
291
00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:02,223
The way I felt last night...
292
00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,875
I never want to feel again.
293
00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,610
Okay, I think
we should actually take a beat
294
00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,145
- and think this through.
- Sorry.
295
00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:09,613
My mind is made up.
Now get in the suitcase.
296
00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:10,631
I'm not paying for two tickets.
297
00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:13,968
[Groans]
298
00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:17,455
[Muffled shriek]
299
00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:20,992
Holy...
300
00:12:21,027 --> 00:12:22,810
clothing drive.
301
00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:23,928
Everybody split up.
302
00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:25,379
Find the ring.
303
00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:27,948
304
00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:37,925
Hey.
305
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:49,103
Uh... Sorry, sir. Uh, those are mine.
306
00:12:49,188 --> 00:12:52,039
Found 'em first,
and those are the rules.
307
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,057
Dude, I'll give you anything for 'em.
308
00:12:57,764 --> 00:13:00,281
Ticket for one
on the next flight to Paris.
309
00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:03,684
That'll be $6,842.
310
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,836
Okay.
311
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,010
I'd like to go somewhere for $500 or less.
312
00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:12,377
Yes. Des Moines, Tampa, or...
313
00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:13,861
- Des Moines.
- Tampa.
314
00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,481
- [Sighs]
- Just give me one sec.
315
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:18,966
Go to the beach.
316
00:13:19,035 --> 00:13:20,835
[Clicks tongue] The palm trees.
317
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,204
- Been looking forward to this.
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,225
Prepare for doomsday.
319
00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:31,071
Do other things that people do in Tampa.
320
00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:34,165
The last thing I wanted
was to leave Alice,
321
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,833
but I knew she wasn't happy,
322
00:13:35,885 --> 00:13:37,134
I knew what she was scared of,
323
00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:39,403
and I knew what I had to do.
324
00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,038
You know what? Screw Tampa.
325
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,339
Do you want to go to Des Moines?
326
00:13:42,391 --> 00:13:44,525
The only place you're going
is back to Ben.
327
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,911
Yeah, right. To the guy
who doesn't want to marry me.
328
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:49,597
Yes, he does! How many times
have you given off a signal
329
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,015
that you wanted to move slowly?
330
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,533
He's probably afraid you're not ready.
331
00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:53,834
But I was ready.
332
00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,686
I do want to get engaged.
333
00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:58,054
So get engaged! What's stopping you?
334
00:13:58,132 --> 00:13:59,373
He didn't ask.
335
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,675
Let me repeat... what's stopping you?
336
00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:04,111
What, you think I should propose to Ben?
337
00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:09,316
I should propose to Ben.
338
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:10,701
Do it! Lock it down!
339
00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:12,403
Go be the modern woman you are
340
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,205
and get down on your knees
in front of your man.
341
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,239
Lockin' it down.
342
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,908
Wait.
343
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,578
I'm so happy for you, Alice.
344
00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:23,214
You deserve this and everything.
345
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:25,249
Thanks, Mare.
346
00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:28,219
Couldn't have done it without you.
347
00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:31,079
That was the last time I saw my girl.
348
00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:32,801
Bye, Alice.
349
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:43,870
Oh, my God, someone
broke into our house.
350
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,764
And made it better?
351
00:14:56,231 --> 00:15:00,983
Ben, I love you more than anything.
352
00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:04,387
I can't imagine growing old without you.
353
00:15:04,422 --> 00:15:07,023
I can't imagine a future without you.
354
00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:11,861
Any future without you is just...
355
00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:14,597
me, alone, in Tampa.
356
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,851
I love you.
357
00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:20,953
Will you marry me?
358
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,639
No.
359
00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,408
Dad.
360
00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:26,859
- What?
- Andy: What?
361
00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:29,679
No, I... I mean,
of course I want to marry you.
362
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,481
But I want to propose.
363
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:34,083
I wanted to last night,
but I couldn't find the ring.
364
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:37,019
Okay, that is so much better
365
00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,471
than the scenario I had in my head,
366
00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,823
which was you getting
terrified, running away,
367
00:15:40,892 --> 00:15:43,693
volunteering for one
of the early missions to Mars.
368
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:47,730
- I was in a very dark spiral.
- Run away? Alice...
369
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,667
...I know firsthand
that marriage is hard.
370
00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:53,803
And, to be entirely honest with you,
371
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:56,205
I didn't think I'd ever
be ready to do it again.
372
00:15:56,257 --> 00:16:00,276
But now that I have you in my life...
373
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:02,178
it's the only thing I want to do.
374
00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:06,716
And now that I got
the ring back... [chuckles]
375
00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:08,851
I'm ready to go.
376
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:11,487
Wait, she already proposed.
377
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,572
Okay, all you have to do is say yes.
378
00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,457
She's shattering glass ceilings!
379
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,442
Yeah, Dad. Lean in.
380
00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:18,077
I did come prepared.
381
00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,031
A commemorative Chicago Bulls
three-peat knuckle ring?
382
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,733
- [Laughter]
- I was at the airport.
383
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,134
It's a long story.
384
00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:26,802
How's this?
385
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:30,039
I propose that we propose
at the same time.
386
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,724
Perfect.
387
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:32,642
[Exhales]
388
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:33,943
Ben...
389
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,711
Alice...
390
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,063
Both: Will...
391
00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:39,031
Both: you...
392
00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:41,685
Both: marry...
393
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:42,902
- Me!
- [Laughter]
394
00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:45,171
Yes.
395
00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:49,559
Both: ...me?
396
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,761
Yes.
397
00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,713
[Laughing]
398
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,270
Oh, that looks big.
399
00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:02,905
There you go.
400
00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:04,924
Guys, come here.
401
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,276
Come on, guys. Get over here.
402
00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,962
Yay! We're getting married!
403
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,733
Hey, Mary! Check it out!
404
00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:15,993
And presenting...
405
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,069
[Imitates fanfare]
406
00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:19,308
...Mrs. Alice Cooper!
407
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:20,590
Oh, my God,
408
00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,959
I can't be Alice Cooper.
409
00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:26,062
[Exhales] Mary.
410
00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,264
Mary, come celebrate with me!
411
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,865
Where'd you go?
412
00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:35,288
Mary?
413
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,457
Mary, you can't leave.
414
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:40,192
Just 'cause I'm getting married
415
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,761
doesn't mean that I don't need you.
416
00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:43,229
I need you.
417
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:48,985
I'm taking a really big step here!
418
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,120
[Chuckles]
419
00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:56,876
You knew this was happening,
and you didn't even say goodbye?
420
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:13,142
She's gone.
421
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,948
[Sighs]
422
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,083
- [Knock on door]
- Alice? Hello?
423
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,585
Mary, I hear you. Where are you?
424
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,187
I'm at the door.
425
00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:27,523
Why are you at the door?
426
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,561
Alice Taymor?
427
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,830
Uh, I'm here to deliver a package.
428
00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:36,632
[Chuckles] I understand your confusion.
429
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,451
You probably forgot
you ordered something, right?
430
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:39,869
Happens all the time.
431
00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:41,754
You're up late, shoppin' online,
432
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:43,756
a few too many Riunites on ice.
433
00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,775
I get it. That's nice. [Chuckles]
434
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:48,943
No, it's just you sound a lot
like a friend of mine.
435
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,346
Yeah, I get that all the time.
436
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,448
My mom says I have a familiar voice.
437
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,916
I'm like, "Mom, of course I'm familiar.
438
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,334
You're my mom." Right? I don't know.
439
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,822
Anyways, enjoy it, whatever it is.
440
00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,104
Hey, sweetie, look at this.
441
00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:08,597
Hey, honey, you okay?
442
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,433
Yeah. Just daydreaming.
443
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:11,467
What's up, fianc??
444
00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:13,452
Check it out.
445
00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:15,221
Perfect, right?
446
00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:16,889
Five bedrooms, three-and-a-half bath.
447
00:19:16,974 --> 00:19:18,357
You know I love a half-bath.
448
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,992
Is that a house you're working on?
449
00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,428
No, for us. When we move in together.
450
00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,346
Right. Right.
451
00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:26,749
'Cause married people live together.
452
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,134
Yeah, and we'll need more space.
453
00:19:28,219 --> 00:19:30,019
Especially if, you know,
we decide to add to the family.
454
00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:31,904
No pressure, but something to discuss.
455
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:34,590
Also, when my mom comes from
Armenia for her summer visits,
456
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,525
the place gets a little crowded.
457
00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,944
Yeah, this is lots to consider.
458
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,463
Oh, and the best thing,
459
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:42,348
the place is a couple
blocks from Renee's.
460
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,227
- [Squeaks]
- Now the kids can walk to their mom's.
461
00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:47,169
The ex-wife. That's so dope.
462
00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,704
I'm gonna get some wine.
You want some wine, yeah?
463
00:19:48,782 --> 00:19:51,273
- Pbht! Ros? all day.
- Yeah, that's...
464
00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:52,858
[Clears throat]
465
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,744
Oh, uh, and I misspoke.
466
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:55,828
The distance to Renee's
467
00:19:55,913 --> 00:19:56,846
is the second best thing
about the house.
468
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,648
The best thing is the half-bath.
469
00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,033
Kids. Suburbs.
470
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:02,885
Ex-wife. Armenia.
471
00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:08,073
Mary: Seriously, dude?
472
00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:09,825
My biggest fear would be that your name
473
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,293
is gonna be Alice Cooper.
474
00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:13,295
[Muffled squealing]
475
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:17,233
You're back.
476
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:19,435
I think it turns out
you need me more than we knew.
477
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,686
I can't tell you
how happy I am to see you.
478
00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,288
Me, too.
479
00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,038
Where did you go, by the way?
480
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,325
Tampa, baby!
481
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,447
[Rhythmic grunting]
482
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,085
Can I ask you a question?
483
00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:41,088
When you went away, where did you go?
484
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,523
I told you, Tampa.
485
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,592
The whole time?
486
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,294
Hello?
487
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,780
Alice?
488
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,230
Hello?
489
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:52,265
Barb?
490
00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:55,836
Yep. Mm-hmm. The whole time.
491
00:20:55,961 --> 00:21:00,961
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